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E184 - Fuyuki: Occult School Festival, Sir! / Natsumi: Romeo and Juliet, Sir?

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[00:03] [SONG] ---
    Hey, everybody in front of the TV.
    We love Earth invasions to death right now.
[00:03] [SONG] ---
    "Yaa, terebi no mae no minna! Oretachi wa ima,
    chikyuu shinryaku ni zokkon nan da."
[00:09] [SONG] ---
    Listen, though, going to Earth
    by bicycle is totally impossible!
[00:09] [SONG] ---
    "Nee, demo jitensha de chikyuu
    ni iku nante zettai muri!"
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    You're right. You're absolutely right.
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    "Sou da. Sono toori da."
[00:15] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:15] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:24] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva!
[00:24] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
    When I make toast,
    both sides get charred black!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
    Toosuto yake wa ryoumen makkuroke
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Of course. It's always overdone.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    "Kimatte iru. Yakisugi ni kimatte iru n' da."
SIGN    Overdone
[00:33] [SONG] ---
    Everyone's listening in on my whispering.
[00:33] [SONG] ---
    Hisohisobanashi minna kiite iru
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    No, calm down. What you're doing
    isn't called whispering.
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    "Iya ochitsuku n' da. Sore
    wa hisohiso to wa iwanai zo."
SIGN    Whispering
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    The traffic lights are all red!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Shingouki wa aka darake
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    Mmm, not all days are like that.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    n'aa Sonna hi bakari de wa nai sa
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Aw, you're cheering me up?
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    "Nagusamete kurete'ru no?"
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Yes. Life should be looked at through a
    long lens. You get what I mean, right?
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    "Sou da. Jinsei tte no wa nagai me
    de miru beki na n' da. Wakaru daro?"
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Be that as it may, I do get hungry.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Saredo hara wa heru
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    You let things get to you quite easily...
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    Wari to utare yowai n' da...
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    I know... I want to change that.
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    "Wakatte'ru... Kawaritai tte omotte'ru."
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    It's coincidence! It's coincidence, I tell you!
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Tamatama da yo Tamatama datteba
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Forcibly rose-colored.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Muriyari barairo
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Glittering tears, too, are a badge of honor.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Kirari namida mo kunshou sa
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    Let's laugh it off!
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    Kerori waraitobasou
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva!
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba!
SIGN    Kissho Academy School Festival
[01:31] ---
    Today is Kissho Academy's school festival.
SIGN    Occult Club Research Presentation
[01:34] ---
    Don't miss the wave
[01:36] ---
    of the talk of the town,
    the Occult Club's research presentation.
[01:41] ---
    It starts at 2:00 in the audiovisual room.
SIGN    Occult Club Research Presentation Don't miss it!
[01:49] ---
    W-W-W-What are we gonna do?
[01:52] ---
    I didn't expect all of these people...
[01:53] ---
    Fuyuki-kun! Let's do our best
    for the sake of the Occult Club!
[01:57] ---
    Yeah. You're right.
[02:00] ---
    There's just one thing we should do.
[02:02] ---
    Announce the results of all our
    research with everything we've got!
SIGN    Stage
[02:06] ---
    That's the spirit!
[02:11] ---
    Fuyuki: Occult School Festival, Sir!
[02:16] ---
    Welcome to the Occult Club's
    research presentation, everyone.
[02:21] ---
    The theme for today is
    "Do Paranormal Powers Exist?"
[02:28] ---
    As you can see, paranormal powers were researched
     during the Cold War between the U.S...
SIGN    Extrasensory Perception Psychokinesis
[02:33] ---
    Paranormal powers?
[02:34] ---
    What nonsense!
SIGN    Barley Tea
SIGN    Chocolate
SIGN    Stage Entrance
[02:41] ---
    Y-You!
[02:43] ---
    You battled him before
    at the occult tournament!
[02:46] ---
    That's right! The representative of
    Yomotsuhirasaka Academy's Occult Club!
SIGN    Yay! Yay! Yay!
[02:50] ---
    And he goes by...
SIGN    Occult Joe
    Barley Tea
[02:51] ---
    ...Occult Joe!
[02:53] ---
    U-Um... you said "nonsense"?
[02:56] ---
    What do you mean?
[02:59] ---
    The answer to that is right behind you.
[03:02] ---
    Look!
[03:04] ---
    If you touch your index fingers
    together in front of you...
[03:10] ---
    ...a wiener will appear in the air!
SIGN    Weiner?
[03:12] ---
    You can try this at home, too!
SIGN    Wiener! Wiener! Wiener! Wiener!
[03:15] ---
    It really is a wiener!
[03:16] ---
    Wow! It looks delicious!
[03:18] ---
    Excuse me!
[03:19] ---
    This is the Occult Club
    research presentation!
[03:23] ---
    Long time no see.
[03:26] ---
    Perchak!
[03:29] ---
    This is the leader of the Magatama Girls'
    Academy Occult Club, and her name is...
SIGN    Clay Figure
[03:34] ---
    Clay Figure Sally!
SIGN    Sally
[03:36] ---
    As you can see.
[03:37] ---
    Wh-What are you two doing here?!
[03:41] ---
    Attention, please! Occult Buster!
[03:46] ---
    The meeting place is
    Kissho Academy's audiovisual room.
[03:49] ---
    Dash and dash! Period!
[03:52] ---
    Occult Buster...
SIGN    Occult Buster Joe
[03:55] ---
    ...Joe!
[03:59] ---
    The same!
[04:00] ---
    Occult Buster...
[04:03] ---
    ...Sally!
SIGN    Occult Buster Sally
[04:04] ---
    Occult Buster?!
[04:06] ---
    That's right. After that last battle,
    we had a change of heart.
[04:11] ---
    A change of heart?
[04:13] ---
    Look at this!
[04:15] ---
    These two gleaming coins at my fingertips!
[04:20] ---
    If I make them move quickly like this...
[04:24] ---
    ...there's a third coin!
SIGN    Three Coins?
[04:26] ---
    You can try this at home, too!
[04:28] ---
    I call it Shining Fingers!
SIGN    Shining Fingers
[04:32] ---
    What do you think of my paranormal powers?
[04:35] ---
    Th-Those are just tricks,
    not paranormal powers!
[04:39] ---
    You just gave away the game.
[04:42] ---
    The paranormal powers
    you're trying to explain,
[04:44] ---
    isn't that all they are? Cheap tricks?
[04:48] ---
    No...
[04:49] ---
    Well, well.
[04:52] ---
    We haven't seen them for a while!
    The Kissho Academy Newspaper Club!
[04:56] ---
    I suppose the headline for the
    school festival special edition
[04:59] ---
    will be "Occult Club's Research
    Presentation a Massive Failure."
[05:04] ---
    Don't tell me you invited them...
[05:07] ---
    I don't know what you're talking about.
[05:09] ---
    Anyway, Occult Busters
    versus the Occult Club.
[05:13] ---
    Now that's an interesting presentation.
[05:19] ---
    Paul, do you read me?
[05:21] ---
    At your service, milady Momoko.
SIGN    Occult Club This Way
[05:23] ---
    I need you to bring over a psychic or UFO
    or UMA or ghost, anything, right now!
[05:28] ---
    That's a tall order...
[05:30] ---
    I said right now!
[05:32] ---
    Got it?!
[05:34] ---
    Nishizawa-san...
[05:36] ---
    Y-Yes!
[05:37] ---
    Let's continue.
[05:39] ---
    Continue?
[05:40] ---
    We just started with our presentation.
[05:44] ---
    Fuyuki-kun!
[05:45] ---
    Everyone, paranormal powers do exist!
[05:49] ---
    For example, please look at this!
SIGN    Film File
[05:52] ---
    The majority of spoon-bending is faked,
[05:56] ---
    but there are cases that
    just can't be explained.
[06:00] ---
    Look, an ordinary pencil.
[06:03] ---
    I am now going to bend it!
[06:06] ---
    Nagasunehiko!
SIGN    Looks like it's bending?
[06:12] ---
    You can try it at home, too!
[06:14] ---
    It's true! It's like a noodle!
[06:16] ---
    Wow!
[06:19] ---
    Look, I can do it with a spoon, too!
[06:22] ---
    That's just a trick that relies
    on an optical illusion!
[06:24] ---
    Exactly! Tricks!
[06:26] ---
    What you're talking about is actually
    along the same lines, isn't it?
[06:32] ---
    No!
[06:32] ---
    How is it any different?
[06:34] ---
    If you disagree, can you show us an
    alien or ghost right here and now?
[06:38] ---
    Th-That would be...
[06:41] ---
    Kerorin!
[06:43] ---
    I can't make a spectacle out of my friend!
SIGN    Alien
[06:47] ---
    For me, that would...
[06:50] ---
    Fuyuki-kun...
[06:53] ---
    Yummy, yummy!
SIGN    K Famous Brand Instant Dumplings 1,000 Yen Per Box
[06:55] ---
    Genuine instant dumplings!
[06:58] ---
    Come one, come all!
SIGN    Keroro Brand
[07:00] ---
    I didn't think they would be so popular!
[07:03] ---
    Or, like, thriving business?
[07:05] ---
    We are almost out of sweet bean paste!
[07:09] ---
    If we're out of sweet bean paste,
    how about putting in curry?
SIGN    Kululu Curry Sweet
[07:11] ---
    Somebody go buy some more!
[07:15] ---
    What are you doing here?
[07:17] ---
    We're short-handed, so we can
    use all the help can we get.
[07:26] ---
    No good. I can't get through.
[07:29] ---
    Have you ever seen it?
    In the end, the "occult"
[07:32] ---
    is all trumped-up fabrications!
[07:34] ---
    Certainly...
[07:37] ---
    Certainly, there may well be many fakes.
[07:39] ---
    Fuyuki-kun!
[07:41] ---
    So you admit it!
[07:42] ---
    Then from today, you're an Occult Buster!
[07:46] ---
    But...
[07:47] ---
    But I don't know if it's as simple as that!
[07:50] ---
    What?!
[07:51] ---
    It's easy to refute something.
    Anyone can do it.
[07:55] ---
    But maybe it's more fun to find
    the one truth among 100 lies
[07:59] ---
    and then carefully investigate it.
[08:05] ---
    I think that's how people have
    made great discoveries up to now
[08:08] ---
    and gotten to the bottom of hidden truths.
[08:12] ---
    Nonsense!
[08:13] ---
    That aside,
[08:15] ---
    practical tricks are more fun!
SIGN    Captain Geroro
[08:18] ---
    For example, these two books.
[08:20] ---
    If you put the pages of the two
    volumes together like this,
SIGN    Captain Geroro
[08:24] ---
    you can't pull them apart,
    no matter how hard you try!
[08:28] ---
    You can try this at home, too!
[08:30] ---
    Just be careful not to
    damage your favorite books.
SIGN    Ohhh! Ohhh! Ohhh! Ohhh!
[08:34] ---
    It's true!
[08:37] ---
    Well? Can we call this a
    mysterious spiritual phenomenon?
[08:41] ---
    You see? Everyone's having
    a much better time with this
[08:45] ---
    than occult phenomenon
    which may not even exist.
[08:48] ---
    I... Even so, I...
SIGN    Snap
[09:00] ---
    What's that sound?
[09:01] ---
    Maybe...
SIGN    Occult
[09:10] ---
    I was right...
[09:11] ---
    What is it?
[09:13] ---
    A poltergeist phenomenon.
[09:14] ---
    A German word, literally
    meaning "noisy ghost."
SIGN    Poltergeist Phenomenon
SIGN    (from the German word* poltergeist*,
    literally "noisy ghost")
[09:17] ---
    It's one form of spiritual phenomenon.
[09:19] ---
    What?!
[09:19] ---
    That can't be!
[09:20] ---
    Then those sounds, too?
[09:23] ---
    That was "rapping,"
    which also has a deep connection
[09:26] ---
    to spiritual phenomenon.
[09:27] ---
    I... I'm scared!
[09:29] ---
    It feels like the temperature
    has suddenly dropped...
[09:34] ---
    You knew it was me?
[09:36] ---
    So that was you, Omiyo-san!
[09:41] ---
    I was suddenly summoned to help out
    with the instant dumplings,
[09:45] ---
    but I got lost inside the school...
[09:48] ---
    Still, thanks to that, I was
    able to help you two out a bit!
[09:53] ---
    So that's how it happened!
[09:54] ---
    Thank you, Omiyo-san.
[09:56] ---
    You're welcome!
SIGN    Occult Club
    Research Presentation
[10:06] ---
    What was that in there?
[10:08] ---
    It had to be an Occult Club hoax.
[10:10] ---
    Let's go home.
[10:15] ---
    Even though it was supposed to
    be a research presentation...
[10:18] ---
    We lost.
[10:21] ---
    The audience here didn't realize it...
[10:23] ---
    ...but that was definitely
    a genuine spiritual phenomenon.
[10:27] ---
    I apologize!
[10:28] ---
    I'm sorry!
[10:29] ---
    H-Hey...
[10:31] ---
    Actually, after we lost
    at the occult tournament,
SIGN    Occult Club
[10:35] ---
    we were both derided as
    supernatural hoaxsters at school.
[10:38] ---
    Driven to desperation, we took
    on the name Occult Busters.
SIGN    Occult Busters
[10:46] ---
    Really...
[10:47] ---
    But after seeing this spiritual phenomenon...
[10:51] ---
    ...my eyes have been opened!
[10:53] ---
    We love the occult, after all!
[10:56] ---
    This decides what the article's
    going to be about.
[11:00] ---
    "Even Other Schools
    Recognize the Greatness
[11:01] ---
    of Kissho Academy's Occult Club."
[11:04] ---
    Wait!
[11:05] ---
    I don't remember giving permission
    for a headline like that!
SIGN    Sub-menu Film Zoom
[11:09] ---
    Isn't this a good shot?
[11:12] ---
    We'd better run this too, right, Desk Chief?
[11:16] ---
    Why?! Darn it!
[11:21] ---
    Fuyuki-kun. This year's presentation
    was really hectic,
[11:25] ---
    but let's make next year's
    Occult Club research presentation
[11:28] ---
    even more exciting!
[11:30] ---
    Yeah, of course!
[11:32] ---
    Both of us, Nishizawa-san!
[11:33] ---
    R-Right!
SIGN    Occult
[11:35] ---
    The two of us can do our best!
[11:37] ---
    Joe-san and Sally-san, too!
[11:41] ---
    You'll help us, won't you?
[11:43] ---
    O-Of course!
[11:45] ---
    I'd love to!
[11:56] ---
    With a renewed determination,
[11:58] ---
    Fuyuki-kun is sure to show us a wonderful
    research presentation at next year's festival.
[12:03] ---
    But meanwhile...
[12:05] ---
    No way!
SIGN    Today Only: Romeo and Juliet
[12:07] ---
    ...Natsumi-chan is in dire straits!
[12:09] ---
    What?!
SIGN    Thai Ramen Crepes Okonomiyaki
[12:19] ---
    Back at Kissho Academy's
    annual school festival.
[12:21] ---
    It seems the highlight in the gym
    is Natsumi's class's production
SIGN    Kissho Academy 2nd-year Class A Performance
[12:24] ---
    of Romeo and Juliet.
[12:29] ---
    Really?!
[12:30] ---
    Due to unseasonal colds and food poisoning...
[12:32] ---
    ...we're down eight boys and five girls!
[12:35] ---
    Why?!
[12:36] ---
    Even though we still have to put
    together the final stage set...
[12:41] ---
    What should we do, Natsumi?
[12:43] ---
    It's too bad, but we may have
    to cancel the performance.
[12:47] ---
    Oh, no...
[12:49] ---
    After all the rehearsals and
    preparation everybody did...
[12:53] ---
    Kitajima-kun is the most to blame.
[12:56] ---
    No matter how tasty they are, if you gobble up
    20 instant dumplings from a food stall,
[13:00] ---
    you're going to upset your stomach!
SIGN    Instant Dumplings
[13:03] ---
    Instant dumplings...
[13:04] ---
    Don't tell me...
[13:07] ---
    Come on, everybody!
    They're cheap and delicious!
SIGN    K Famous Brand Instant Dumplings 1,000 Yen Per Box
SIGN    Delicious!
    Packed With Love!
    Instant Dumplings
    Keroro Brand
    Ten Dumplings Per Box!
[13:11] ---
    Eat just one, and you'll get addicted!
SIGN    Instant Dumplings
[13:16] ---
    Instant dumplings!
[13:18] ---
    Gero?! H-Hey, welcome...
[13:21] ---
    Stu... pid... fro... g...
[13:26] ---
    L-L-L-Lady Natsumi!
[13:31] ---
    I'm s-s-s-sorry, ma'am!
[13:34] ---
    This time, we're selling them honestly,
[13:37] ---
    so please overlook it!
[13:41] ---
    Please!
[13:45] ---
    I need your help!
[13:49] ---
    Natsumi: Romeo and Juliet, Sir?
[13:56] ---
    So, after instant dumplings,
    we're stagehands?
[14:00] ---
    Sheesh! You agreed too readily, Keroro!
[14:03] ---
    Okay, okay!
[14:06] ---
    If we get Lady Natsumi in our debt here,
[14:08] ---
    she'll forgive us our sins,
[14:10] ---
    so there's no downside...
[14:12] ---
    Gero!
[14:13] ---
    I am just happy to be able
    to work with Koyuki-dono.
[14:19] ---
    I bet Giroro-senpai is
    actually happy about it!
[14:23] ---
    D-Don't be an idiot!
[14:27] ---
    But you sure do know
    a lot of people, Natsumi.
[14:31] ---
    You called on those assistants right away!
[14:35] ---
    One has a strangely old voice...
[14:37] ---
    ...one's face has a greenish tint...
[14:39] ---
    and one has a creepy laugh...
[14:40] ---
    Hi!
[14:42] ---
    ...but they're all working hard
    alongside each other.
[14:44] ---
    It looks like the set will be ready
    after all, right, Natsumi-san?
[14:48] ---
    Yeah!
[14:49] ---
    Now our only problem is getting an actor.
[14:51] ---
    What should we do, Natsumi?
[14:54] ---
    An actor, huh?
SIGN    2-A Performance
    Romeo and Juliet
    Final Script
    2-A
[14:57] ---
    What's this?
[14:59] ---
    A classical Pekoponian drama?
[15:05] ---
    Th-This is...
[15:07] ---
    ...what they call...
SIGN    Romance
[15:09] ---
    ...a romance?!
[15:12] ---
    But at least you're fine, Natsumi.
[15:17] ---
    Yeah! If both leads were out of the picture,
    there'd be no way we could put on the show!
[15:22] ---
    N-Natsumi plays the lead?!
[15:25] ---
    F-For this play?!
SIGN    Romeo Juliet
[15:28] ---
    "Romeo and Juliet are born into
    families that are enemies.
[15:31] ---
    Knowing nothing about that,
    they meet by chance
[15:33] ---
    and eventually fall
    madly in love with each other."
[15:37] ---
    They fall madly in love with each other?!
SIGN    True Love
[15:40] ---
    And they're enemies?!
[15:48] ---
    O, Giroro, Giroro...
[15:51] ---
    Wherefore art thou Giroro?
[15:54] ---
    Deny the Keron Army and refuse the invasion.
[16:01] ---
    Th-That's the one thing I can't do!
[16:03] ---
    I'm a Keronian,
     and Natsumi's a Pekoponian!
[16:06] ---
    B-But...
[16:08] ---
    Hey, Corporal Giroro...
[16:10] ---
    B-But...
[16:12] ---
    Even so, Romeo and Juliet are
    resolved to stay together.
[16:17] ---
    I admire you! If there's love,
    friends or enemies, it doesn't matter!
[16:22] ---
    N-No. That's not the case here.
[16:25] ---
    For me... For me...
[16:28] ---
    Excuse me!
[16:31] ---
    Quit daydreaming and get to work, sir!
[16:34] ---
    R-Right...
[16:35] ---
    My apologies.
[16:43] ---
    Nobody will find me here...
[16:45] ---
    The two finally spend a night together...
SIGN    One Night
[16:48] ---
    A night?!
[16:52] ---
    Giroro. You came?
[16:54] ---
    Hey, you're too close.
[16:56] ---
    That's okay. Let's stay like this
    until morning, just the two of us.
[17:04] ---
    W-What kind of story is that?
[17:06] ---
    And Natsumi is going to play that?!
[17:09] ---
    But what should we do?
[17:12] ---
    Even if we get a stand-in...
[17:14] ---
    ...they would never be able
    to memorize the lines.
[17:17] ---
    We'll just have to weather it out
    by showing cue cards from the wings.
[17:22] ---
    But it's a pretty long performance.
[17:25] ---
    It'll be fine!
[17:27] ---
    I'll work my lines around any mistakes.
[17:29] ---
    Y-You're right.
[17:31] ---
    That's the only way to do this.
[17:33] ---
    But who should we ask to do it?
SIGN    Squeeze!
[17:40] ---
    No! What good would come of me volunteering?
[17:44] ---
    Even though we're keeping up the
    charade of an amicable relationship,
[17:47] ---
    she is supposed to be my enemy!
[17:51] ---
    Enemy?!
[17:52] ---
    Corporal Giroro! Wilt thou be gone?
[17:56] ---
    The lighter it gets,
    the heavier do our hearts become.
[18:00] ---
    That's it!
[18:02] ---
    They go beyond friends or enemies
    and love each other!
[18:04] ---
    That's the theme of this work, isn't it?
[18:08] ---
    In that case,
[18:09] ---
    there's true merit in me and Natsumi
    performing together in this!
[18:14] ---
    Mr. Corporal Giroro!
[18:15] ---
    Still!
[18:17] ---
    What about my pride as a Keron soldier?!
[18:20] ---
    My pride!
[18:22] ---
    Pride!
[18:23] ---
    Mr. Corporal!
[18:26] ---
    I want you to help me carry this.
[18:31] ---
    Sure.
[18:32] ---
    I know! How about Saburo-senpai?!
SIGN    Saburo-senpai!
[18:35] ---
    What?!
[18:39] ---
    That would be interesting!
[18:41] ---
    And you'd be happy, right, Natsumi?
[18:43] ---
    No! Even if we asked him now,
[18:46] ---
    I'm sure he's busy doing something
    with the broadcasting club.
[18:49] ---
    I don't want to bother him!
[18:50] ---
    I see!
[18:51] ---
    That makes sense.
[18:52] ---
    C'mon...
[18:55] ---
    Is it okay for me to cry?!
[18:57] ---
    But who else could do it?
[18:59] ---
    Everyone in our class already has a role...
[19:04] ---
    To go... or not to go? That is the question!
[19:08] ---
    But... But...
[19:11] ---
    Natsumi, how about your
    little brother, Fuyuki-kun?
[19:14] ---
    That would work!
[19:15] ---
    What are you talking about?
[19:16] ---
    That shy dork could never do it.
[19:21] ---
    Then I'll do it, Natsumi-san!
[19:24] ---
    Koyuki-chan?!
[19:25] ---
    B-But then who's going to operate the lights?
[19:28] ---
    I'll have a friend do that in my stead!
[19:34] ---
    This is my friend, Doronuma-kun.
[19:37] ---
    I... I would be happy to assist with lights!
[19:41] ---
    Let's put on a good show,
[19:43] ---
    right, Natsumi-san?
[19:45] ---
    H-Hey...
[19:47] ---
    I see! Koyuki-chan could
    certainly look the part.
[19:51] ---
    Yeah! This could work out!
[19:54] ---
    Azumaya Koyuki co-starring with Natsumi?!
[19:57] ---
    O, Koyuki-chan,
    wherefore art thou, Koyuki-chan?
[20:01] ---
    Wipe thy tears away, Natsumi-san.
    Thou lookest cuter with a smile.
[20:07] ---
    Wait a second!
[20:14] ---
    I'm going to play that role.
[20:19] ---
    Why?
[20:20] ---
    Hey, what are you doing, Giroro?
SIGN    2-A Performance Romeo and Juliet Final Script 2-A Giroyama Romeo
[20:23] ---
    I am Giroyama Romeo.
[20:25] ---
    I read the script, so trust me, Natsumi.
[20:28] ---
    I've memorized all the lines.
[20:33] ---
    Come with me!
[20:35] ---
    See you later!
[20:36] ---
    G-Giroyama Romeo?
[20:39] ---
    Hey! Where are we going?
[20:41] ---
    You need to be fitted for a costume!
[20:42] ---
    What?!
SIGN    Costume Fitting Natsumi Performing Together
SIGN    Marriage Enemies Love One Night
SIGN    Marriage Enemies Love One Night
[20:47] ---
    With Natsumi... With Natsumi...
[20:50] ---
    With Natsumi... With Natsumi...
[20:54] ---
    With Natsumi!
[21:05] ---
    We're late after cleaning up...
SIGN    Kissho Academy 2nd-year Class A Performance
[21:07] ---
    ...but even if we miss the first part,
    we'll still see all of Sis's performance!
[21:11] ---
    Right!
[21:12] ---
    You're doing well, Giroro!
[21:14] ---
    Keep it up!
[21:22] ---
    Do your best!
[21:25] ---
    Romeo!
[21:29] ---
    Wherefore art thou Romeo?!
SIGN    Kissho Academy 2nd-year Class A Performance
[21:33] ---
    So Giroro played Juliet.
[21:36] [SONG] ---
    Okay, everyone, let's all laugh
    with wide open mouths!
[21:36] [SONG] ---
    "Saa minna, ookiku kuchi ake waraimashou"
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Everyone gather together today,
    and in a big loud voice,
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Kyou wa minna atsumatte ooki na koe de
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    Face the wide sky and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    oozora ni mukai a-ha-ha~
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Shiawase wa itsumo egao no moto ni
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Because happiness always gathers
    to where the smiles are.
[21:53] [SONG] ---
    atsumatte kuru kara
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Mezamashi yori mo ooki na
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Mom's voice rings out
    louder than my alarm.
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    mama no koe ga narihibiite'ru
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    It's the signal for the start of the game.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Shiai kaishi no aizu da
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Now! Jump out!
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Ima da! Tobidase!
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    I'll eat that tasty rice
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Oishii gohan wo tabeyou
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    In order to become much bigger.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Ippai ookiku naru tame
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Even if there's something
    I don't like with it,
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Moshi mo kirai na okazu ga atte mo
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    As long as I'm with everyone,
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    minna to issho nara~
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    I can eat it.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    tabereru sa
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    So everyone on Earth
    and everyone in the universe,
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    Dakara chikyuu no minna mo uchuu no minna mo
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Everyone be friendly and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    minna naka yoku a-ha-ha~
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ga warau to fushigi to boku mo
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Because when you laugh,
    strangely, so can I.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    waratte 'rareru kara
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Kick off against the ground,
    fly around the skies,
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Daichi wo kette Sora tobimawari
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Cross the oceans and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Umi o watatte a-ha-ha~
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    Even if something bad happens, if I smile,
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    Iya na koto atte mo egao ni nareba
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    I can forget it all.
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    subete wasureru sa
[23:07] ---
    Sergeant Keroro here!
[23:09] ---
    Once in a while, Shurara attacks me.
[23:12] ---
    Even though I can't think of anyone who'd
    have a grudge against me! It's a real pain!
[23:15] ---
    Maybe he's mistakenly targeting me,
     thinking I'm Kululu? That aside...
[23:21] ---
    "Robobo: Operation Mechanization, Sir!"
[23:25] ---
    "Tamama: Dense Note, Sir!"
[23:28] ---
    These two stories! How's that?
[23:31] ---
    Ge-Gero!