E246 - Giroro: Intensive Gargling Training, Sir! / Keroro: Kerorasers, Sir!

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[00:01] [SONG] ---
    We are always being pushed
    forward by something
[00:01] [SONG] ---
    Bokura wa itsudemo nanika ni osarenagara
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    As we search for the
    secrets of the mysteries.
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    fushigi no tane wo sagashite'ru
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Never gonna stop adventuring!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Never gonna stop bouken!
[00:16] [SONG] ---
    Oh-oh-oh!
[00:16] [SONG] ---
    O-O-O!
[00:20] [SONG] ---
    On a global scale,
    we might be in a revolution.
[00:20] [SONG] ---
    Chikyuu kibo de bokura wa henkakuki ka mo ne
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    We have greeted the time
     of our evolution.
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Shinka no toki mukaeta n' da
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    No matter how tiny the riddle,
    I can't leave it alone.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Donna chiicha na nazo mo sutecha okenai yo
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    I can't stop questioning.
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    Gimon ga mou tomaran
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    Even Darwin, or anyone else,
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    Daawin datte dare datte
[00:40] [SONG] ---
    If he found the secret of a mystery,
[00:40] [SONG] ---
    fushigi no tane o mitsuketara
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    I'm sure, I'm sure he'd want
    to know where it leads.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    kitto kitto ketsumatsu
    ga shiritaku naru n' da
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Hide and seek?
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Kakurenbo?
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Yep yep!
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Haai hai
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Hopscotch?
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Kenkenpa?
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Hoi hoi!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Hooi hoi
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    All the things I wanna try,
    with my love for you beside.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Yatte mitai koto, daisuki na kimi to
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    Let's just do 'em all, as many as we want!
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    suki na dake yatte shimaou ze!
[01:02] [SONG] ---
    Take your first step forward with me.
[01:02] [SONG] ---
    Hajime no ippo wo boku to fumidasou yo
[01:08] [SONG] ---
    Curiosity power is bursting out!
[01:08] [SONG] ---
    Koukishin pawaa sakuretsu sa!
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    We are always searching for something
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    Bokura wa itsudemo nanika o sagashinagara
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    As we walk through a glittering future.
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    kagayaku mirai aruite'ku
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Never gonna stop adventuring!
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Never gonna stop bouken!
[01:32] ---
    It's easy to catch colds
     in this season with its dry air.
[01:34] ---
    How are you all protecting against colds?
[01:38] ---
    Ya! Take that!
[01:43] ---
    What's wrong, Sarge?
[01:45] ---
    I feel like I have a frog in my throat, sir.
SIGN    Gargle Gargle Gargle
[01:55] ---
    Gargling is said to be good for washing
    away cold viruses and bacteria.
[02:02] ---
    The irritation is gone!
[02:04] ---
    I feel much better!
[02:06] ---
    So!
[02:07] ---
    For protecting against colds,
     gargling is the best!
[02:09] ---
    Keroro Platoon!
    Resonate with gargling, sir!
[02:13] ---
    Yeah!
[02:20] ---
    Gerogerogerogero...
[02:21] ---
    Damadamadamadama...
[02:22] ---
    Dorodorodorodoro...
[02:24] ---
    Guruguruguruguru...
[02:33] ---
    Or, like, breathing problems?
[02:35] ---
    Mr. Corporal, could it be...
[02:37] ---
    ...you don't know how to gargle, sir?
[02:43] ---
    Giroro: Intensive Gargling Training, Sir!
[02:54] ---
    I've been the same since I was a child.
[02:57] ---
    Pathetic!
[02:58] ---
    I can't believe I can't even
     do a single gargle!
[03:00] ---
    How pathetic I am!
[03:03] ---
    Gero?
[03:03] ---
    A soldier's greatest asset is his body!
SIGN    Colds
[03:06] ---
    Protecting against colds is obvious, in
    order not to obstruct the Pekopon invasion!
[03:11] ---
    So train me to be able to gargle!
SIGN    Fun Gargling Classroom
[03:15] ---
    All right, then, everybody.
[03:17] ---
    Take some water into your mouth.
[03:21] ---
    Face up,
[03:23] ---
    and try making an "aaah!" sound!
[03:26] ---
    Okay, now you, Giroro-san!
[03:29] ---
    T-Take some mouth into my water...
[03:32] ---
    L-Look up...
[03:34] ---
    M-Make an "aaah" s-sou...
SIGN    Fun Gargling Classroom
[03:42] ---
    All right, then, everybody,
[03:43] ---
    please make an "aaah" sound.
[03:48] ---
    Here we go!
[03:56] ---
    Here you go, Kululu-san.
[03:58] ---
    And Dororo-san!
[03:59] ---
    H-Here she comes...
[04:02] ---
    This time...
[04:07] ---
    This time...!
[04:10] ---
    From my ears, too?!
[04:13] ---
    If water's no good,
    why don't we try with tea?
[04:15] ---
    With tea?!
[04:16] ---
    The catechin in tea
SIGN    Catechin
[04:19] ---
    is said to deal with
    cold viruses and bacteria.
[04:25] ---
    Th-This is...!
SIGN    Tea stalk
[04:26] ---
    The tea stalk is floating upright.
[04:28] ---
    That is an auspicious sign.
[04:30] ---
    Wait.
[04:32] ---
    Now's not the time think about that!
[04:34] ---
    Here I go!
[04:41] ---
    Strong! Bitter!
[04:42] ---
    This is an impossibili-tea!
[04:44] ---
    Are you a kid?
[04:46] ---
    So...
[04:48] ---
    I tried making special Keroro Platoon
    brand mouthwashes.
SIGN    Keroro Platoon Brand Mouthwashes Blue Hawaii Curry Flavor Melon Flavor Red Juice Cola Flavor
SIGN    Melon Flavor
[04:52] ---
    The commander's is melon-flavored.
[04:53] ---
    Tasty!
SIGN    Cola Flavor
[04:55] ---
    Tamama's is cola flavor!
[04:56] ---
    It is so delicious, I might
    accidentally swallow it!
[04:58] ---
    And... mine is?
SIGN    Blue Hawaii
[05:00] ---
    Blue Hawaii flavor.
[05:02] ---
    Aloha...
[05:03] ---
    That's really nice...
[05:04] ---
    Specially-made mouthwash.
[05:05] ---
    Mine is, of course...
SIGN    Curry Flavor
[05:07] ---
    ...curry flavor.
[05:07] ---
    That one's a bit...
[05:09] ---
    Which brings us to yours, Giroro-senpai.
SIGN    Red
    Juice
    Flavor
SIGN    MAN MAN MAN MAN
[05:12] ---
    Red juice flavor... The flavor for a man
     who lives on the battlefield.
[05:15] ---
    With this...
[05:16] ---
    ...I can do it!
[05:18] ---
    I'm sure... I'm sure...
[05:19] ---
    ...I can do this!
[05:22] ---
    Great!
[05:23] ---
    Do it!
[05:27] ---
    You did what you could.
[05:29] ---
    Knowing when to quit is also crucial.
[05:31] ---
    No...
[05:32] ---
    It's because I'm not desperate enough
    that I can't do it properly!
[05:36] ---
    If it's going to come to this...
[05:37] ---
    Please!
[05:38] ---
    Blow a space cold virus into my throat!
[05:43] ---
    You don't have to go that far!
[05:44] ---
    Yeah!
[05:45] ---
    If you do that and you can't gargle...
[05:47] ---
    ...you'll catch a space cold, and...
[05:50] ---
    That's why...
[05:52] ---
    That's why!
[05:56] ---
    What did you do?
[05:58] ---
    Sprayed you just like you wanted.
[06:01] ---
    An absolute devil of a space cold.
[06:03] ---
    An Andromeda A-type virus.
[06:08] ---
    M-My throat...
[06:09] ---
    My throat's started to feel sore...
[06:13] ---
    Okay!
[06:14] ---
    If you don't gargle those viruses away
    within the next 30 minutes,
[06:17] ---
    you'll catch the space cold.
[06:20] ---
    N-No...
[06:22] ---
    You must do it now... there is no other way.
[06:24] ---
    Or, like, blocked-off escape?
[06:26] ---
    Go for it, Corporal!
[06:27] ---
    Catch it!
[06:28] ---
    Catch a cold!
[06:30] ---
    I'll do it! I'm gonna do it!!
SIGN    Don't try this at home, kids!
[06:51] ---
    There are only 15 minutes left.
[06:54] ---
    If only he could get the hang of it.
[06:55] ---
    Precisely. If only he
    could just do it the once.
[06:58] ---
    Thing is, though... he might
    pass the space cold onto us...
[07:02] ---
    So...
[07:05] ---
    H-Hey! What is this?!
[07:07] ---
    Forgive me, my friend.
[07:08] ---
    Sorry, Corporal.
[07:09] ---
    Or, like, fighting alone?
[07:12] ---
    Wait!
[07:13] ---
    H-Hey! Wait a sec!
[07:20] ---
    There's still time...
[07:21] ---
    I won't give up until the very—
SIGN    WARNING
[07:26] ---
    Level 1 emergency alert!
[07:27] ---
    Intruder detected! Intruder detected!
[07:30] ---
    Safety of Uncle and company unknown!
[07:31] ---
    Hey!
[07:31] ---
    He's breached up to warning line zeta—
[07:33] ---
    What's wrong?!
[07:36] ---
    Gara gara gara gara!
[07:38] ---
    Long time no see,
[07:40] ---
    Keronian!
[07:41] ---
    You're Viper!
[07:43] ---
    Gara gara gara!
[07:44] ---
    Looks like you can't do a thing to stop me!
[07:46] ---
    Interesting.
[07:47] ---
    Look at that!
[07:49] ---
    Natsumi!
[07:50] ---
    Gara gara!
[07:51] ---
    I captured this Pekoponian while I was at it!
[07:53] ---
    Looks like she was one of you!
[07:57] ---
    Giroro!
[07:58] ---
    Natsumi!
[07:59] ---
    Gara gara gara!
[08:00] ---
    You will just be watching from there!
[08:08] ---
    Natsumi!
[08:10] ---
    By the time that water reaches the top,
[08:12] ---
    you'll be done for, with that space cold!
[08:16] ---
    Taste the humiliation of being
    unable to even save your comrade!
[08:21] ---
    Giroro...
[08:22] ---
    Giroro...
[08:24] ---
    Giroro!
[08:24] ---
    Giroro!!
[08:26] ---
    It is the end of you all at last!
[08:29] ---
    Gara gara gara gara, gara gara!
[08:32] ---
    You garagara freak...
[08:33] ---
    Gara?
[08:34] ---
    You...
[08:35] ---
    ...have toyed with my heart too much!
[08:39] ---
    Gara?
[08:46] ---
    Impossible!
[08:47] [SONG] ---
    I am Giroro, a reckless soldier.
[08:56] [SONG] ---
    My password is giro-giro-giro.
[08:59] [SONG] ---
    Lucky number, 723.
[09:08] [SONG] ---
    But really, I'm a coward.
[09:12] ---
    It's like fireworks...
[09:16] ---
    Natsumi!
[09:17] ---
    Oh no! I have to give her
    mouth-to-mouth immediately.
[09:20] ---
    No, wait... if I pass anything from
    my mouth into hers right now...
[09:26] ---
    ...she'll catch the space cold, as well.
[09:32] ---
    How...
[09:33] ---
    How can I become able to gargle?!
[09:36] ---
    Why can I not do it?!
[09:38] ---
    Darn it!
[09:40] ---
    Gara gara gara!
[09:42] ---
    Resonate with gargling, sir!
[09:45] ---
    Yeah!
SIGN    Gargle Gargle Gargle
[10:03] ---
    This is...!
[10:05] ---
    ...a rainbow...
[10:06] ---
    I can see the rainbow...
[10:08] ---
    I did it...
[10:09] ---
    I did it...!
[10:11] ---
    Yes...
[10:12] ---
    Natsumi...
[10:13] ---
    I'm coming now...
[10:17] ---
    Thank you, Natsumi...
[10:19] ---
    Thanks to you... I can gargle...
[10:21] ---
    Well!
[10:22] ---
    He beat me up pretty good!
[10:23] ---
    Are you okay?
[10:25] ---
    Poor Uncle...
[10:26] ---
    However, he did become able to gargle.
[10:28] ---
    It was worth breaking the ceiling for.
[10:30] ---
    Well, I thought he'd have learned to
    gargle before it went this far, though.
[10:34] ---
    And then...
[10:36] ---
    I come to see what all the noise is...
[10:39] ---
    ...and... this is just...
SIGN    Me?
[10:41] ---
    I can't even summon the
    strength to yell at you.
SIGN    These guys' fault?
SIGN    All this is going on under my house...
[10:44] ---
    Actually a copy robot.
SIGN    Gulp
[10:47] ---
    Crap.
[10:48] ---
    He swallowed it.
[11:00] ---
    In the end, Corporal Giroro
    caught the space cold.
[11:03] ---
    Giroro, some medicine!
[11:07] ---
    Here, water.
[11:09] ---
    But he felt a little lucky to have
    Natsumi-chan looking after him.
[11:23] ---
    Thinking back, even then...
[11:25] ---
    The president...
[11:27] ---
    ...it was the same, sir.
[11:28] ---
    The president...
[11:30] ---
    The president...
[11:32] ---
    ...fell over!
[11:35] ---
    That thrill of avoiding the eyes of others,
[11:38] ---
    that breeze...
SIGN    Captain Geroro
[11:40] ---
    This smell...
[11:42] ---
    Yes.
SIGN    Supermarket Ooba
[11:42] ---
    This is a battlefield!!
[11:44] ---
    Let me explain.
[11:46] ---
    The reason Sergeant Keroro
[11:47] ---
    is worried where people are looking
    even though he has the anti-barrier
[11:50] ---
    is because it looks blatantly unnatural.
SIGN    *This is how it looks
[11:55] ---
    Gero!
[11:57] ---
    A double?
[12:01] ---
    I only have one more chance.
[12:03] ---
    It's impossible.
[12:04] ---
    There's no way I'll complete the set!
[12:06] ---
    Okay, last try!
[12:08] ---
    I wonder what it is that
    makes this so addictive?!
[12:12] ---
    Why have I not realized this until now?
[12:15] ---
    I...
[12:16] ---
    I'm a genius...
[12:20] ---
    Another one?!
[12:24] ---
    Keroro: Kerorasers, Sir!
[12:34] ---
    What happened to our strategy meeting?!
[12:35] ---
    So those are the remnants of our budget...
[12:38] ---
    They are figures.
[12:39] ---
    Yes.
[12:40] ---
    This time, our strategy will be to make
    capsule figures of the Keroro Platoon,
[12:43] ---
    and make those Pekoponians pour
    in their coins to get them, sir!
[12:46] ---
    What part of that is a strategy?!
[12:48] ---
    Calm, calm, Corporal Giroro.
[12:50] ---
    Look.
[12:51] ---
    A scope for a rifle?
[12:53] ---
    If you look at them through this lens...
[12:56] ---
    Wow! What's this?!
[12:58] ---
    So cool!
[12:59] ---
    H-Hey!
[13:01] ---
    Whoa!
[13:02] ---
    It's like live-action!
[13:04] ---
    H-Hey.
[13:06] ---
    A little more tweaking,
[13:07] ---
    and it will be even more immersive, sir!
[13:09] ---
    What?
[13:10] ---
    First, some tea leaves,
[13:13] ---
    and cover it with baking soda.
[13:15] ---
    Like so!
[13:18] ---
    It really is like Mt. Nanakoda!
[13:19] ---
    Yassee yassee?
[13:20] ---
    I would like to see!
[13:22] ---
    This is incredible!
[13:23] ---
    Why is it...
[13:24] ---
    ...that they look to me
    like their noses are running?
[13:26] ---
    Or, like, childhood regress?
[13:28] ---
    There, sir!
[13:30] ---
    We'll captivate the Pekoponians
    with our figures,
[13:33] ---
    their hearts will go sappy, and
    their wallets will be sapped, sir!
[13:35] ---
    More like,
[13:36] ---
    you gentlemen appear to be saps already.
[13:42] ---
    Never mind that!
[13:43] ---
    Our objective
[13:44] ---
    is uncompromising quality
    and quality control, sir!
SIGN    Uncompromising
SIGN    Creator's Spirit
[13:47] ---
    Uncompromising... you say?
[13:49] ---
    Mochicourse.
[13:50] ---
    I have not been collecting constant
    duplicates for nothing, sir!
[13:56] ---
    This is reality, sir.
[13:58] ---
    Look at them verrrry carefully and compare.
[14:00] ---
    Look at the flaws!
[14:04] ---
    It's true...
[14:06] ---
    Why are they like this?
[14:07] ---
    You don't know?
[14:08] ---
    Because they were poorly inspected, sir!
[14:11] ---
    The painting of figures is
    a manual conveyor-line job,
SIGN    Capsule Figure Factory
[14:14] ---
    These characters get painted by people
    who don't even know who they are,
[14:17] ---
    so of course they come with mistakes,
[14:19] ---
    but with the rising prices of raw materials,
SIGN    Rising Prices of Raw Materials
SIGN    Instability of the Financial Market
[14:21] ---
    and financial chaos,
[14:23] ---
    in order to continue selling them
    at the same price,
[14:25] ---
    they have to lay people off.
[14:26] ---
    Then the workers who remain have to
    work even more efficiently to compensate,
[14:31] ---
    and so they make compromises.
[14:34] ---
    As a result, levels of quality that would
    never previously have been put on sale
[14:38] ---
    are being given the okay, sir!
[14:40] ---
    They don't understand the
    hearts of fanatics, sir.
[14:43] ---
    That is why I will manage things
    with my discerning eyes,
[14:46] ---
    and send back the bad ones
    as many times as I have to!
[14:48] ---
    People will call me the Ogre QC!
SIGN    Ogre QC
[14:50] ---
    Grit your eyes!!
[14:55] ---
    Giroro-dono!
[14:56] ---
    You hit me!
[14:57] ---
    So what if I did?!
[14:58] ---
    Gero?
[14:58] ---
    Someone like you who's only a collector,
[15:01] ---
    yet mocks people's hard work,
[15:03] ---
    deserves to be punched!
[15:04] ---
    Mr. Daruma is... being a lame-o!
[15:07] ---
    Or, like, lame-o daruma?
[15:09] ---
    It's a luxury that capsule figures
    even come painted in the first place!
[15:13] ---
    There were no colors on the
    eraser figures we had as kids!
[15:16] ---
    Gero...
[15:17] ---
    Eraser figures...
[15:20] ---
    Eraser figures, is it, sir?
SIGN    Teradaya
[15:23] ---
    Back then,
[15:24] ---
    we turned that machine with
    anticipation in our hearts, sir.
[15:27] ---
    There were so many varieties, weren't there?
[15:30] ---
    I couldn't get enough of the
    space monster erasers, sir!
SIGN    Keron Curry
[15:35] ---
    I'd love to play mini sumo again, sir.
[15:39] ---
    I was the yokozuna!
[15:42] ---
    Right?
[15:43] ---
    Where would you pick up
    a drum like that nowadays?
[15:45] ---
    You could find them anywhere
    in those days, sir.
[15:48] ---
    Ah... m-my favorite was the
     super UFO eraser.
[15:53] ---
    Oh, that takes me back.
[15:55] ---
    We could still do those races now, right?
[15:58] ---
    I was the champion!
[16:00] ---
    As for me...
[16:05] ---
    I liked the Galactic Railway erasers.
[16:10] ---
    I didn't even mind that the cars
    were all different colors.
[16:13] ---
    The heck? Those existed?
[16:16] ---
    It wasn't one of the big ones,
    but it did, indeed.
[16:18] ---
    Everything was turned into
    an eraser in those days.
[16:20] ---
    Huh.
[16:21] ---
    But still... you know what I think of
    when I think erasers?
[16:24] ---
    Muscle Man, right?!
[16:25] ---
    Indeed!
[16:29] ---
    I worked hard to make all those rings, sir!
[16:34] ---
    Come to think of it, I remember
    getting a ton of duplicates,
[16:37] ---
    but no one would trade me for them.
[16:39] ---
    There were even knockoffs
    going around at the end.
[16:43] ---
    Thinking back now,
SIGN    A9. Pekopon Q.6 A1. Rice riots A2.
[16:45] ---
    despite being erasers,
    they couldn't erase for crap.
[16:48] ---
    Like that kinda stuff matters.
    Don't be picky!
[16:51] ---
    It does matter!
[16:53] ---
    It is an eraser!
[16:54] ---
    Gero.
[16:55] ---
    Incidentally, my honorable leader.
[16:56] ---
    Gero?
[16:56] ---
    Several of them went missing from
    my collection at the time.
[17:01] ---
    I don't suppose you would know anything?
[17:05] ---
    Sorryyyyy...
[17:06] ---
    I walked off with Arazazaman and
    Mukujanman, and, uhhh... Eventaman.
[17:12] ---
    Never mind those. What about Kinkinman?
[17:13] ---
    Gero?
[17:14] ---
    No... I don't know about that one, sir.
[17:16] ---
    Tell the truth...
[17:17] ---
    Tell the truth, and I won't get mad.
[17:21] ---
    But...
[17:22] ---
    I can't say what I don't know...
[17:23] ---
    Come on...
[17:24] ---
    Come on!
[17:25] ---
    I... I've been framed, sir...
[17:28] ---
    Sorry... Dororo...
[17:30] ---
    Sorry.
[17:31] ---
    It was me.
SIGN    Kinkinman
[17:35] ---
    I just wanted to brag to my big brother.
[17:40] ---
    Sorry.
[17:41] ---
    Really.
[17:45] ---
    No way...
[17:46] ---
    I just jumped straight to...
[17:48] ---
    ...doubting Keroro-kun, and...
[17:50] ---
    ...I...
[17:51] ---
    I have done something that can't be undone!
[17:53] ---
    Never mind that! Darumacchi!
[17:55] ---
    Fine work, sir!
[17:57] ---
    What are you talking about?!
[17:59] ---
    And so!
SIGN    Safety First
[18:00] ---
    Make 'em! But erasers, not figures!
SIGN    Neat and Tidy
[18:03] ---
    Seize 'em! The hearts of the Pekoponians!
[18:06] ---
    Will they sell? Even though
    they do not have color?
[18:09] ---
    I never really suggested... this much...
[18:11] ---
    Simple toys nurture and develop children's
    imaginations. It is a good idea.
[18:18] ---
    As for the lineup,
[18:19] ---
    we'll start with all of us...
[18:21] ---
    Hey.
[18:21] ---
    It'll be boring if there
    aren't any enemy characters.
[18:23] ---
    Yep, you're right!
[18:24] ---
    Then let's have Viper and...
[18:25] ---
    Cat-shaped robot?
[18:27] ---
    Real-life enemy...
[18:28] ---
    I would also like some family.
[18:30] ---
    You all want so much!
[18:32] ---
    Fine, then... Giroro's daddy, and...
[18:34] ---
    Our Wettle King!
[18:36] ---
    Also needs one of my genius inventions.
[18:39] ---
    Okay, done.
[18:40] ---
    And our selling point! Which will be...
[18:42] ---
    ...erasers that actually erase, sir!
[18:46] ---
    Isn't that obvious for an eraser?
[18:49] ---
    What a kid.
[18:51] ---
    This is like a dream!
[18:53] ---
    Okay, Sergeant Major Kululu,
    you're in charge of materials development.
[18:55] ---
    Make it something that erases anything.
[18:57] ---
    Memories, too?
[18:59] ---
    We won't depend on the pre-existing routes.
[19:00] ---
    It'll be our very own independent
    distribution revolution, sir!
[19:02] ---
    Let's Revolution, sir!
[19:04] ---
    Uhh, haven't you drifted from the point?
[19:06] ---
    What?
[19:07] ---
    Nothing... Sorry...
[19:13] ---
    Producing the base model!
SIGN    Producing the base model!
[19:15] ---
    Excuse me!
[19:15] ---
    That won't fit in a capsule, will it?
[19:17] ---
    Lady Mois, don't be so quick
    to rush to the concept.
SIGN    Silicon
SIGN    Making the mold
[19:24] ---
    Making the mold.
[19:27] ---
    Careful... careful...
SIGN    Test shots
[19:29] ---
    Test shots!
[19:32] ---
    Prototype complete!
SIGN    Prototype complete!
[19:42] ---
    Wow!
[19:43] ---
    Hm? Keroro-sama? Tamama-sama?
[19:46] ---
    Kululu-sama?
[19:47] ---
    Commander-dono,
[19:47] ---
    I do not appear to be included...
[19:49] ---
    Giroro-chan...
[19:49] ---
    Aren't they cool?!
[19:51] ---
    Keroro-sama erasers!
[19:52] ---
    Kerorasers for short!
[19:54] ---
    Giroro-chan...
[19:54] ---
    Incidentally, Dororo-sama is a
    rare item, one in every million.
[19:59] ---
    I can't tell whether to be happy or sad...
[20:04] ---
    If we could have seen this back then...
[20:09] ---
    Darn it... What is... this feeling...
[20:12] ---
    I can't wait for them to go on sale!
SIGN    Keroro-sama
SIGN    Todoroki Stationery Books Aki
SIGN    Ikedaya Capsule Recovery Box
[20:20] ---
    "Keroro-sama"?
[20:21] ---
    What did those guys come to Earth for?
[20:25] ---
    Well, whatever. It'll fail again, anyway.
[20:27] ---
    However!
SIGN    Kerorasers Super Popular!
SIGN    Keroro-sama Erasers "Kerorasers"
SIGN    Weekly Shonen Alpha KERORASERS Captain Geroro
[20:30] ---
    I am reporting from in front of the
    very popular Keroraser vending machine.
SIGN    Kerorasers Super Popular! -- LIVE -- In front of Ooba Supermarket
[20:34] ---
    Just look at his cute appearance!
[20:37] ---
    There are all these different types!
    It makes me want to collect them all!
[20:41] ---
    This must be the secret to their popularity.
[20:43] ---
    Not bad to start, wouldn't you say?
[20:45] ---
    I'm so happy!
[20:46] ---
    We've done it, haven't we?
[20:48] ---
    We've done it, haven't we?!
[20:50] ---
    Ummm, what about my rare item?
SIGN    Kerorasers Super Popular! -- LIVE -- In front of Ooba Supermarket
[20:52] ---
    Not there.
[20:53] ---
    And what's more, these Kerorasers...
[20:55] ---
    ...erase even ballpoint pen and felt-tip pen!
[20:57] ---
    Gero?
[21:00] ---
    Let's see...
[21:02] ---
    What the...
SIGN    
[21:04] ---
    Making something extreme again...
[21:07] ---
    No good, as usual.
[21:09] ---
    Keep it up...
[21:10] ---
    You just need to erase the
    extra lines, and you're done...
SIGN    White tails Panda white Panda's tails are white W-White...?
[21:15] ---
    Sensei! Even the pen disappeared!!
SIGN    Safety First
[21:20] ---
    So, uhh, that wraps up
    this one, we're done here.
[21:27] ---
    M-My stamp!
[21:27] ---
    The Kerorasers which worked far too well,
[21:29] ---
    and in so doing,
    erased themselves from existence.
[21:29] ---
    It's gone...
SIGN    Dororo
[21:32] ---
    My eraser...!
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    I planned on thinking,
    but I just got sleepy again.
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Kangaeru tsumori ga mata nemuku nari
[21:54] [SONG] ---
    (fua~~)
[21:54] [SONG] ---
    (Yawn...)
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Keroro!
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Keroro!
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Pekopon ja yoku aru koto
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    It happens a lot on Pekopon.
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    On Keron, they got mad at me.
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Keron ja... okorareta~
[22:03] [SONG] ---
    (Gakushuu shiro!)
[22:03] [SONG] ---
    (Study!)
[22:03] [SONG] ---
    Fighting until my body dries out.
[22:03] [SONG] ---
    Tatakai de kono karada ga kawaku made
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    (Woorrgh!)
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    (Uo~~)
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    You liar!
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Uso da!
[22:10] [SONG] ---
    I can't go back to my planet.
[22:10] [SONG] ---
    Hoshi ni wa kaerenai
[22:14] [SONG] ---
    (So many fond memories...)
[22:14] [SONG] ---
    (Mina, natsukashii...)
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    I do not really care.
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    Betsu ni ii desuu
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Couldn't care less...
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Betsu ni ii zee~
[22:22] [SONG] ---
    When in Rome,
    we're all in on it together.
[22:22] [SONG] ---
    Gou ni haitchaeba nareai jan
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    (Yay! ♪)
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    (Iei♪)
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    We'll go back home.
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    O-uchi ni kaeru
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    Where?
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    Doko da
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    The home we'll go back to.
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    Kaeru o-uchi wa
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    Kekero? It's the secret base.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    Kekero? himitsu kichi da to
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    (Guess so.)
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    (Ma~ na)
[22:37] [SONG] ---
    I think, sir.
[22:37] [SONG] ---
    omou de arimasu
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    One, two!
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    See no!
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    Not a betrayal.
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    Uragiri ja naku
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    A grand operation!
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    daisakusen
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    We're just lying low.
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    senpukuchuu to
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    So we'll say in our report, which we'll
    turn in just before the deadline.
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    houkoku sa teishutsu wa shimekiri no chokuzen
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    ...When was it again?
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    ...Itsu da kke??
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    (Preparing early is the crux of it...)
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    (Hayame ni junbi ga kimo de gozaru yo...)
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Kero kero!
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Kero kero!
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    (S-Something other than
    invasion, though, please!)
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    (Shi-Shinryaku igai de o-tanomimousu!)
[23:00] [SONG] ---
    Kero kero?!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
    Kero kero?!
[23:07] ---
    Sergeant Keroro here, sir!
[23:09] ---
    Lady Mois's father
[23:11] ---
    is a very large and scary person.
[23:13] ---
    And her mother is kinda life-sized.
[23:16] ---
    Lady Mois, I'm glad you took
    after your mother, ma'am.
[23:19] ---
    Never mind that!
[23:20] ---
    Come forth, Kerodine Z!
[23:23] ---
    "Mois: Lipstick Slapstick, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
    "Keroro: Escape! Keron Bar Field, Sir!"
[23:31] ---
    These two episodes. How's that?
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!