E135 - Karara & Chiroro: 7-5-3 and 753-san, Sir! / Keroro: A Grain of Rice is Still a Grain of Rice, Sir!

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[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Sounds ring out and they reach you.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Oto ga natte todoite'te
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    They linger on, and they teach you.
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Sore ga ato ni tsunagattari ne
[00:21] [SONG] ---
    The words I sing and the sights I see...
[00:21] [SONG] ---
    Utau kotoba to mieru keshiki to
[00:24] [SONG] ---
    But never mind that, 'cause I gotta sleep!
[00:24] [SONG] ---
    Sonna koto yori nemui ne
[00:27] [SONG] ---
    The rain passed by and gave me a shock.
[00:27] [SONG] ---
    Ame ga satte odoroite
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    The sky cleared up and I'm like, "What?"
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Soto ga harete utagattari ne
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Should I buy an umbrella,
    or should I just watch out?
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Kasa o kau to ka ki o tsukeru to ka
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    I've had enough of showing off my clout.
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    Mou sanzan furutte
[00:44] [SONG] ---
    You tell me first to get stronger!
[00:44] [SONG] ---
    Mazu wa joubu ni naru tte
SIGN    Strategy Meeting
     Gundam Models
    Cleaning
    Laundry
    Gundam Models again
     Training
     Good night
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    You tell me soon I'll get bigger!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Hayaku ookiku naru tte
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    You tell me that tomorrow comes the war.
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    Asu wa shoubu ni naru tte
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    You tell me soon I'll start to miss 'em all.
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Hayaku aitaku naru tte
[01:11] [SONG] ---
    You tell me soon I'll start to miss 'em all.
[01:11] [SONG] ---
    Hayaku aitaku naru tte
[01:32] ---
    November 15th is 7-5-3.
[01:34] ---
    It's an event that's long been celebrated
    to mark childhood development,
[01:37] ---
    but it seems there's a similar
    custom on Keron, too.
[01:42] ---
    All right, go! Go!
[01:44] ---
    Oh, nuts! I lost again!
[01:48] ---
    It doesn't get any more soothing
    than a time like this.
[01:52] ---
    Got that right.
[01:57] ---
    W-What the...?!
[01:59] ---
    Hello!
[02:00] ---
    Aloha!
[02:02] ---
    K-Karara! Chiroro!
[02:04] ---
    I'm going to marry you, Giroro-han!
[02:07] ---
    D-Don't tell me...
[02:09] ---
    Giroro-han!
[02:10] ---
    F-Forget it! Th-There's
    another woman, Natsumi...
[02:14] ---
    What's wrong?
[02:16] ---
    N-Nothing!
[02:18] ---
    Keroro-han!
[02:19] ---
    I escaped here!
[02:21] ---
    We came here!
[02:22] ---
    Help us!
[02:23] ---
    You escaped here?
[02:26] ---
    Kero-chan, it seems you have a guest.
[02:28] ---
    Gero?
[02:33] ---
    753-san!
[02:38] ---
    "Karara & Chiroro:
    7-5-3 and 753-san, Sir!"
[02:44] ---
    On Keron, we have an event that celebrates
[02:47] ---
    childhood development at
    Space Kameidon Shrine.
[02:51] ---
    Huh. It sounds like 7-5-3.
[02:53] ---
    That's right! But instead of 7-5-3
    (Shichi-go-san), it's 753-san!
SIGN    7-5-3
SIGN    7-5-3
SIGN    753
[02:59] ---
    It's a very soothing event.
SIGN    Space Candy Stick
[03:01] ---
    It ends after the kids
    get space candy sticks.
SIGN    Space Candy Stick
[03:06] ---
    And you escaped from that of all things?!
[03:09] ---
    After all, 753-san isn't soothing one bit!
[03:12] ---
    I don't know why, but he's really angry!
[03:15] ---
    Gero?
[03:16] ---
    Um... 753-san?
SIGN    Angry
[03:20] ---
    There, see?
[03:25] ---
    This is bad! Bad! I mean,
    seriously dangerous!
[03:29] ---
    Or, like, crimson alert?
[03:30] ---
    Why?
[03:32] ---
    753-san relentlessly chases down any children
[03:35] ---
    that didn't soothe him, no matter
    which planet they try escaping to.
[03:39] ---
    And then, if 753-san still isn't
[03:41] ---
    soothed by the children there...
[03:44] ---
    ...it's said that when 753-san's
    anger, irritation, and plain rage
SIGN    Anger
[03:48] ---
    pass a certain tipping point,
    they destroy that world!
[03:53] ---
    In other words,
    if we leave things as they are,
[03:55] ---
    Pekopon may be annihilated!
[04:01] ---
    There's only one way to avoid that!
[04:04] ---
    Karara! Chiroro! As soon as possible,
[04:07] ---
    you need to soothe 753-san!
[04:10] ---
    Don't worry!
[04:11] ---
    We'll help you!
[04:13] ---
    Keroro Platoon emergency conference!
SIGN    Emergency Conference
[04:20] ---
    Let's soothe 735-san by letting him
    win at a board game!
[04:24] ---
    It's your turn, 753-san! Good luck!
[04:37] ---
    That's great! Six! You got a six!
[04:41] ---
    Four-five-six...
[04:44] ---
    Wow! That's the best, 753-san!
[04:48] ---
    W-What do you think?
[04:49] ---
    I'd say he's soothed.
[04:51] ---
    "Dodome's fleet attacks.
    Evacuate to an asteroid.
[04:55] ---
    Go back ten spaces."
[04:57] ---
    Private Tamama!
[04:59] ---
    Now he's bringing up the rear!
[05:02] ---
    Shouldn't have said that...
[05:04] ---
    It seems he's in a very bad mood.
[05:07] ---
    Lavie-san and 556-san, too.
    What are you doing here?
[05:09] ---
    I asked Lady Lavie to act
    as 753-san's interpreter.
[05:16] ---
    And my brother tagged along.
    I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[05:20] ---
    7-753-san! The game's just warming up!
[05:24] ---
    Lance Corporal Dororo is next!
[05:27] ---
    Don't get a big number!
[05:29] ---
    U-Understood!
[05:31] ---
    All right...
[05:38] ---
    Yes! One!
[05:41] ---
    Then I move forward one space...
[05:42] ---
    What's this? "You discover a wormhole
    and safely return to Earth."
[05:49] ---
    You won.
[05:52] ---
    Dororo-kun!
[05:53] ---
    I... I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[05:58] ---
    He seems very miffed!
[06:09] ---
    That smells good!
[06:11] ---
    I'm sure 753-han will be soothed
    after filling up on delicious food!
[06:15] ---
    Here's your egg!
[06:18] ---
    Th-Then let's dig in...
[06:23] ---
    O-Okay...
[06:25] ---
    Tofu!
[06:26] ---
    Shirataki noodles!
[06:27] ---
    Scallions!
[06:28] ---
    A duster?
[06:29] ---
    Chrysanthemum!
[06:30] ---
    I've never been so tense
    eating sukiyaki before!
[06:33] ---
    Everyone's taking special care
    not to get the meat.
[06:37] ---
    They're trying to get
    753-san to eat that, huh?
[06:41] ---
    What's wrong?
[06:43] ---
    Go ahead, don't be shy. Eat up.
[06:48] ---
    The shell...
[06:51] ---
    He says an eggshell is in his dish.
SIGN    Eggshell
[06:54] ---
    A shell!
[06:56] ---
    It's spoiling his mood.
[06:59] ---
    Oh, is that all?
    You should've said something!
[07:02] ---
    Here, trade with me!
[07:06] ---
    If you let it simmer too long,
    the meat will get hard!
[07:11] ---
    Delicious! Delicious! This is yummy!
[07:13] [SONG] ---
    Yell! Howl!
[07:13] ---
    Gero!
SIGN    Empty
[07:16] ---
    Empty...
[07:16] [SONG] ---
    Thunder! Laugh! Run! Roar!
[07:21] ---
    My brother ate the whole thing!
[07:22] [SONG] ---
    Burn! Hot!
[07:23] ---
    I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[07:25] ---
    I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[07:31] ---
    This is what you've all been waiting for!
[07:32] ---
    The country beach bumpkin
    comedians on stage!
[07:39] ---
    We'll start with these two rising stars!
[07:42] ---
    Go ahead!
[07:45] ---
    I'm Konatsu.
[07:46] ---
    I'm Koyuki.
[07:48] ---
    Why do we have to do this?!
[07:52] ---
    Let's do our best! It's to save the Earth!
[07:54] ---
    Then there's no choice.
[07:56] ---
    The fall ghost story series.
SIGN    The Cursed Turtle
[07:58] ---
    The Cursed Turtle.
[08:01] ---
    This is what the stunned, lazy rabbit said
    when he woke up and realized his opponent
[08:04] ---
    had crossed the finish line:
SIGN    Curse you, turtle!
[08:08] ---
    "Curse you, turtle!"
[08:11] ---
    Th-That's it?
[08:14] ---
    H-He's irritated!
[08:16] ---
    It seems he's extremely irritated!
[08:18] ---
    That's strange...
[08:20] ---
    Outta the way!
[08:21] ---
    I'm Aozora Keroko!
[08:24] ---
    I'm Nankyoku Tamae!
[08:26] ---
    I'm Umihara Mois!
[08:27] ---
    I am Leonid Almodovar.
[08:31] ---
    Who the heck are you?!
[08:35] ---
    H-He's laughing!
[08:37] ---
    My brother is breathless with laughter!
[08:41] ---
    7-753-san is angry!
[08:43] ---
    He's very angry!
[08:45] ---
    G-Giroro-senpai's last words
    were what clinched it!
[08:49] ---
    What?! You're saying it's my fault?!
[08:51] ---
    Leave it to me.
SIGN    Sanpei
[08:56] ---
    D-Dororo? Master Sanpei?
[09:00] ---
    Dororo-senpai?
SIGN    Sanpei
[09:02] ---
    I am Sanpei.
[09:05] ---
    A different Sanpei! And this
    is getting too obscure!
[09:09] ---
    It's raging! 753-san's heart is raging!
[09:14] ---
    Sorry about that.
[09:21] ---
    It seems 753-san's rage and irritation
    have gone past the tipping point!
[09:26] ---
    Oh, no!
[09:28] ---
    Seppuku!
[09:29] ---
    Gero!
[09:29] ---
    All personnel, take shelter! Take shelter!
[09:38] ---
    I'm scared!
[09:45] ---
    Gero! Is that...
[09:47] ---
    Don't tell me it's 753-san's...
[09:51] ---
    What are you two doing with it?!
[09:53] ---
    We took it from Kameidon Shrine.
[09:56] ---
    We thought it was perfect
    to play sword fights with.
[09:58] ---
    Knock it off! You're just
    calling down bad karma!
[10:01] ---
    You do not take people's things
    without asking!
[10:05] ---
    753-san followed you here
    to take that back!
[10:09] ---
    No wonder we couldn't soothe him!
[10:13] ---
    R-Really?
[10:14] ---
    Is that why 753-san is so mad?
[10:18] ---
    753-san...
[10:20] ---
    I'm sorry!
[10:25] ---
    I-It's not working...
[10:27] ---
    It looks like he doesn't forgive us.
[10:30] ---
    It's all our fault! We're sorry!
[10:33] ---
    We're sorry...
[10:35] ---
    Ow!
[10:47] ---
    Cut it out! Those bumps aren't allowed!
[10:51] ---
    This is no time for laughing!
[10:55] ---
    Something seems different from before.
SIGN    Grin
[11:03] ---
    Huh?
[11:04] ---
    753-san is soothed!
[11:07] ---
    He's extremely soothed!
[11:16] ---
    So children at their most innocent
    soothe 753-san's soul.
[11:21] ---
    Come to think of it,
    even when we were young...
[11:25] ---
    ...753-san seemed most pleased
    when we did what we liked.
SIGN    Candy Stick
[11:38] ---
    This is to take home with you.
[11:40] ---
    They're Earth candy sticks.
[11:41] ---
    Yay!
[11:42] ---
    Thank you!
[11:44] ---
    Commander-han!
[11:45] ---
    It all worked out thanks to you!
[11:48] ---
    Gero? I... I didn't especially do anything...
[11:52] ---
    I've decided! I'm going to
    marry you, Commander-han!
[11:59] ---
    Gero! This is just what I feared!
[12:01] ---
    It's finally his turn.
[12:02] ---
    Gero no way!
[12:03] ---
    This is fate.
[12:06] ---
    Commander-han!
[12:09] ---
    Or, like, very content?
[12:11] ---
    Please soothe my soul, too!
SIGN    A work hopefully recommended by the Space Ministry of Education, Science, and Culture and the Space Ministry of Agriculture, Forestry, and Fisheries
[12:32] ---
    We eat rice just about every day.
[12:36] ---
    This is kind of an unusual story
[12:39] ---
    about a grain of rice and the sergeant.
[12:42] ---
    Thank you for dinner.
[12:43] ---
    Gero!
[12:44] ---
    Master Fuyuki... What did you do?!
[12:49] ---
    Sarge?
SIGN    Chomp
[12:58] ---
    Chomp.
[12:59] ---
    Sarge...
[13:02] ---
    You left one grain of rice
    in your bowl, Master Fuyuki!
[13:05] ---
    What's wrong with you, stupid frog?
[13:07] ---
    You've never cared about that before.
[13:11] ---
    True. Until now...
[13:13] ---
    Until now, I didn't care at all.
[13:17] ---
    But now...
[13:18] ---
    ...I care very much!
[13:24] ---
    Keroro: A Grain of Rice is
    Still a Grain of Rice, Sir!
[13:30] ---
    It all started the previous night.
[13:33] ---
    Unusually, the sergeant dined
    with Lance Corporal Dororo.
[13:39] ---
    Thank you for dinner!
[13:41] ---
    Commander-dono!
[13:42] ---
    Gero?
[13:43] ---
    You still have a grain of rice in your bowl.
[13:45] ---
    Gero?
[13:48] ---
    It's fine. It's one grain of rice.
[13:50] ---
    Come to think of it, their grandma said:
[13:52] ---
    There are seven deities
    inside of each grain of rice.
[14:00] ---
    Gero...
[14:01] ---
    So it is wrong to waste it.
[14:04] ---
    That's a pain!
[14:06] ---
    Why bother caring about whether one or
    two grains of rice are left in the bowl?
[14:10] ---
    B-But...
[14:11] ---
    You always were a cheapskate
    about things like this, Dororo.
[14:15] ---
    Even though your family is rich!
[14:18] ---
    Zeroro-kun, what's that?
[14:20] ---
    Cabbage hearts and stir-fried burdock skins.
[14:23] ---
    Cabbage hearts? Burdock skins?
[14:26] ---
    Don't you normally throw those away?
[14:27] ---
    Why? That would be a waste.
[14:31] ---
    Grandma said everyone should treat
    food and other things with care.
[14:36] ---
    All right, fine! Fine!
[14:38] ---
    See you later, Dororo!
[14:40] ---
    Commander-dono!
[14:42] ---
    Keroro-kun...
SIGN    Kululu
[14:45] ---
    To what do I owe the pleasure?
[14:48] ---
    It's strange that you would
    come to me for a favor.
[14:50] ---
    There is something I want
    to teach the commander.
[14:53] ---
    The preciousness of one grain of rice.
[14:55] ---
    The preciousness of one grain of rice, huh?
[14:58] ---
    This is no morality class.
[15:00] ---
    And I'm not interested.
[15:05] ---
    But...
[15:06] ---
    ...one grain of curried rice...
[15:10] ---
    Okay, I'm in.
[15:11] ---
    I appreciate it!
[15:14] ---
    Without soy sauce...
[15:16] ---
    ...there'll be an effect on fighting power, sir.
SIGN    "Don't you want to try
    going inside a dream" Gun
[15:19] ---
    "Don't you want to try
    going inside a dream?" Gun!
SIGN    Dream
[15:24] ---
    Sweet dreams, Commander!
[15:32] ---
    Gero?
[15:33] ---
    I-Is that me?!
[15:36] ---
    But... then, what am I?!
[15:40] ---
    Gero!
[15:41] ---
    W-What's going on?!
[15:43] ---
    I... I've become a grain of rice!
[15:46] ---
    This is ridiculous! I...
[15:49] ---
    I...
[15:51] ---
    Wait, I've always been a grain of rice.
[15:55] ---
    I have all my memories...
[15:59] ---
    I remember...
[16:02] ---
    May. That's the season for rice planting.
[16:09] ---
    Grow strong, and you'll become fine rice.
[16:14] ---
    Back then, we were still just
[16:16] ---
    sleeping rice seedlings.
[16:20] ---
    The old farmer is the one who opened
[16:24] ---
    the door to our new lives.
[16:26] ---
    June. The rice plants grow steadily.
[16:30] ---
    It was hard work for the old man then, too.
[16:33] ---
    So that we'd grow big and strong,
    he would pull weeds
[16:36] ---
    and manage the water.
[16:38] ---
    Tama tama tama!
[16:39] ---
    Thanks to that, we got bigger and bigger.
[16:43] ---
    July to August
[16:46] ---
    is the most important season
    for the rice plants to grow.
[16:48] ---
    What do you want?
[16:51] ---
    The sun is vital to the planet! Grow, rice!
[16:54] ---
    Become rice!
[16:55] ---
    I'm sorry my brother is always so
    fired up! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[16:59] ---
    Oh, I didn't mind that a bit.
[17:02] ---
    Bathed in the rays of the sun,
[17:04] ---
    we grew even more.
[17:08] ---
    And so, we took the first step
[17:10] ---
    to becoming our current forms.
[17:14] ---
    The ear then emerges from
    within the plant's stalk.
SIGN    Emerging from the stalk
[17:19] ---
    But we still have hardships ahead of us.
[17:23] ---
    Eat you! Eat you! Eat you!
[17:26] ---
    Help! Help!
[17:28] ---
    Armageddon, one organic part!
SIGN    One Organic Part
[17:34] ---
    She beat us! She beat us!
[17:37] ---
    Or, like, insect control?
[17:39] ---
    Thank you, farmer lady! Thank you!
[17:42] ---
    But it's one thing after another.
[17:46] ---
    The rice isn't quite ready yet.
     What do you want to do?
[17:49] ---
    Oh, I don't care! I wanna eat it!
[17:51] ---
    Stay away! Stay away!
[17:57] ---
    A red scarecrow! Scary!
[18:02] ---
    That was too close!
[18:04] ---
    The farmer always protected us
[18:06] ---
    from scary enemies.
[18:09] ---
    But then we were attacked by an
    enemy even he couldn't handle.
[18:13] ---
    September. Typhoon season,
[18:17] ---
    the bane of all farmers.
[18:19] ---
    I'm a major typhoon!
[18:22] ---
    At this rate, we're gonna be blown away!
[18:26] ---
    Gero?
[18:28] ---
    I shall protect you!
[18:30] ---
    I will do my best!
[18:31] ---
    Old man!
[18:42] ---
    You're stubborn!
[18:44] ---
    These children are my life!
[18:47] ---
    I will not abandon them now!
[18:50] ---
    Old man!
[18:59] ---
    Thank goodness!
[19:00] ---
    The farmer did his best
    by staying up all night
[19:04] ---
    so that we could become fully-fledged rice!
[19:07] ---
    And finally, harvest season came.
[19:16] ---
    Kero...
[19:18] ---
    And so, we get harvested,
[19:21] ---
    dried,
[19:23] ---
    husked,
[19:26] ---
    germinated,
[19:28] ---
    polished,
SIGN    Kerohikari
[19:31] ---
    and put on display at the rice store!
[19:34] ---
    I'll take a bag of that rice.
[19:36] ---
    Sure. It's good, the first
    rice crop of the year.
[19:40] ---
    After that, we get washed
[19:43] ---
    and steamed into fluffy rice.
[19:46] ---
    I made it to the table!
[19:49] ---
    Thank you for the food!
[19:53] ---
    I've been looking forward to this day...
[19:55] ---
    ...to this very moment!
[19:58] ---
    Finally...
[20:00] ---
    I'm finally going to be eaten!
[20:02] ---
    I was born into this world
[20:06] ---
    so that I could be eaten!
[20:08] ---
    Gero!
[20:13] ---
    Gero?
[20:14] ---
    Gero! Why is this happening?!
[20:18] ---
    Somebody! Somebody notice! I'm right here!
[20:21] ---
    I'm right here!
[20:29] ---
    Old man... Even though...
[20:32] ---
    Even though I finally became
    a full-fledged grain of rice,
[20:35] ---
    no one's going to eat me!
[20:39] ---
    Why was I...
[20:41] ---
    Why was I even born?!
[20:52] ---
    Gero?
[20:59] ---
    Thank goodness!
[21:01] ---
    I'm so grateful
[21:03] ---
    for being born!
[21:11] ---
    Was that... just a dream?
[21:13] ---
    No, I was...
[21:16] ---
    I really was a grain of rice!
[21:19] ---
    And so, the sergeant came to understand
    the feelings of one grain of space rice.
[21:23] ---
    From then on, he wouldn't leave
    even one grain in his bowl.
SIGN    Hinata
[21:28] ---
    And so, the next day...
[21:30] ---
    Thank you for breakfast!
[21:38] ---
    Gero?
[21:39] ---
    Inside every grain of rice...
[21:41] ---
    ...live seven deities, right?
[21:45] ---
    See you later!
[21:45] ---
    See you later!
[21:47] ---
    Do they understand my feelings?
[21:49] ---
    I mean, the feelings of a grain of rice?
[21:54] ---
    Somehow it turned out to be
    a fine story this time.
[21:56] ---
    It would be nice if the Space Ministries
    of Culture and Agriculture recommended it.
[22:02] ---
    Huh?!
[22:03] ---
    S-Somebody, please eat me!
[22:06] ---
    Please!
[22:10] ---
    Or, like, major harvest?
[22:13] ---
    Chew more! Chew me more!
[22:16] ---
    I'm so happy!
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    I picked up a bright red TV!
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Makka na terebi o hirotta
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    It was on a night
    that was just a little warm.
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    Sore wa sukoshi dake atatakai yoru datta
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    Yesterday I picked up a chest of drawers!
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    Kinou wa tansu o hirotta
[22:37] [SONG] ---
    I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
[22:37] [SONG] ---
    Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    I wonder what I'll pick up tomorrow.
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    Ore wa ashita wa nani o hirou n darou
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Cyling recycle!
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Saikuringu risaikuru
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Sudden events that happen to you.
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Totsuzen okotta hapuningu
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    Curry's better with more solid bits of food.
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    Ookerya ureshii karee no gu
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    First is always rock; the others are taboo.
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    Janken saisho wa kanarazu guu
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    All of life's experiences are good!
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Jinsei keiken subete ga good!
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    Ahh...
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    Aa...
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    In this room with no furniture for me,
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Kagu no nai kono heya ni
[23:06] [SONG] ---
    I sit on my own with no money.
[23:06] [SONG] ---
    Kane no nai ore hitori
[23:09] [SONG] ---
    Don't droop your head.
    Just keep the machine going!
[23:09] [SONG] ---
    Utsumukazu ni mashin o hashirasero!!
[23:14] [SONG] ---
    I have no saddle... (But I have pedals.)
[23:14] [SONG] ---
    Sadoru wa nai kedo "pedaru wa aru kara"
[23:21] [SONG] ---
    I picked up a bright red TV!
[23:21] [SONG] ---
    Makka na terebi o hirotta
[23:25] [SONG] ---
    I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
[23:25] [SONG] ---
    Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
[23:28] [SONG] ---
    It was on a night
    that was just a little warm.
[23:28] [SONG] ---
    Sore wa sukoshi dake atatakai yoru datta
[23:35] [SONG] ---
    I'll keep riding my bike!
[23:35] [SONG] ---
    Jitensha wa hashiritsuzukeru!
[23:39] [SONG] ---
    With my big dreams and furniture on board,
[23:39] [SONG] ---
    Dekai yume to kagu nosete
[23:41] [SONG] ---
    I'll pick up something tomorrow, too!
[23:41] [SONG] ---
    Ore wa ashita mo nanika hirou darou!
[23:52] ---
    This is Sergeant Keroro.
SIGN    Negotiator Sergeant Keroro
[23:54] ---
    There was a crab with an onigiri,
    so I traded it for persimmon seeds.
[23:58] ---
    The next time persimmon is in
    season, I'm gonna get some!
SIGN    High-level Diplomatic Technique
[24:00] ---
    Are you a monkey?!
[24:02] ---
    That aside, a mortar, a bee, and a chestnut.
[24:05] ---
    What's one more thing in that group?
[24:07] ---
    "Aki: War at the Hot Spring, Sir!"
[24:11] ---
    "Keroro: Let's Go! Keroro Bread, Sir!"
[24:14] ---
    These two stories! How's that?
[24:16] ---
    Ge-Gero!