E173 - Keroro: Yamato and Capu, Sire!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To reconquer the Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu saishinryaku
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero-kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    I can't use my pencil
    lead up to the very end.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Shaapen no shin wa saigo made tsukaenai
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    It is with much embarrassment,
    but I have returned!
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ureshihazukashinagara
    kaette mairimashitaaa!!!"
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to buy the meat for
    the sukiyaki, too... waaaaah!
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Sukiyaki no niku mo kaiwasure Eeeen!
SIGN    Cheating
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    The snorer falls asleep first.
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    Ibiki kaku hito, saki ni nete
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    I'm still counting sheep when morning dawns.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Hitsuji wo kazoete yo ga akeru
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    The school trip was also to Keron.
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    Shuugaku ryokou mo Keron
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    Ah, I thought it was a free invite,
    but it's only money off!
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    A, shoutaiken to omottara waribikiken!!!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high,
    a roar rather than a yawn.
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Akubi yori otakebi
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero-gero~!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    I had insider info,
    but everyone knew it already.
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Koko dake no hanashi wo minna ga shitte iru
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    From today, "Nippon" will be
    known as "Keropon"!
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    "Honjitsu yori 'Nippon' wa
    'Keropon' to aratamema~~~su!!!"
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    I have 300 spam e-mails!
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    Meiwaku meeru ga sanbyaku-tsuu
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    Please stop!
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    "Yamete choudai!"
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    I tried hitting my PC,
    but that still didn't fix it.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Pasokon tataite mo naoranai
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    I tried shaking my mobile,
    but it still won't connect.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Keitai wa futte mo tsuujinai
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Keron is endless, maybe.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa endoresu, ka mo
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    Ah, My Very Easy Method Just
    Speeds Up Naming Keron!
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    A, sui-kin-chi-ka-moku-do-ten-kai-Keron!!!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:24] [SONG] ---
    Toooo haaaaarsh!
[01:24] [SONG] ---
    "Hijjou ni kibishi~~!!!!"
SIGN    Schlorp
[01:48] ---
    Yamato! I know you're here!
[01:51] ---
    Yamato!
[01:54] ---
    There you are!
    You should've at least answered me!
[01:58] ---
    Yamato?
[02:01] ---
    What do you want, Shinano?
[02:07] ---
    We all swam here before, didn't we?
[02:11] ---
    That's when we first found out
    Capu-chan couldn't swim.
[02:15] ---
    There was a big fuss, remember?
[02:20] ---
    Are you depressed?
[02:23] ---
    Of course not!
[02:27] ---
    H-Hey!
[02:30] ---
    Yamato!
[02:34] ---
    Yamato!
[02:38] ---
    Now that's refreshing!
[02:39] ---
    Jeez! Don't scare me like that!
[02:42] ---
    I'm sure...
[02:46] ---
    I'm sure we'll be able to meet him again!
[02:49] ---
    Yeah!
[02:51] ---
    I hope so!
[02:54] ---
    U-Um... Wait, everyone!
    Don't change the channel!
[02:58] ---
    This is Keroro Gunsou! It really is!
[03:04] ---
    Keroro: Yamato and Capu, Sire!
SIGN    Master Fuyuki
[03:10] ---
    Master Fuyuki! Master Fuyuki!
SIGN    Master Fuyuki
SIGN    Master Fuyuki
SIGN    Master Fuyuki
[03:12] ---
    Master Fuyuki! Master Fuyuki,
    I say! Master Fuyuki!
SIGN    Master Fuyuki
[03:15] ---
    He's not here.
SIGN    Out
[03:18] ---
    H-He is?
[03:20] ---
    He said something about
    searching for a mystery spot.
[03:24] ---
    I figured you went with him.
[03:26] ---
    D-Don't tell me...
SIGN    Regrets
[03:29] ---
    It happened yesterday.
SIGN    Yesterday
SIGN    Master Fuyuki
[03:32] ---
    Master Fuyuki! Master Fuyuki!
SIGN    Master Fuyuki
SIGN    Master Fuyuki
[03:35] ---
    Look! Look!
[03:36] ---
    My highlight of the summer!
[03:40] ---
    Look!
[03:41] ---
    I got you, Gundam!
SIGN    Weekly UMA
    Special Issue!!
    Scoop!
SIGN    Ah
[03:46] ---
    Gero!
[03:54] ---
    That was a close one, sir.
[03:56] ---
    But my HG Grublo didn't get a scratch!
SIGN    Snap
[04:00] ---
    Snap?
SIGN    Diorama Legends of the World
[04:01] ---
    Gero?! Gero?!
[04:03] ---
    Gero gero ge!
[04:07] ---
    Master Fuyuki's precious world
[04:09] ---
    out-of-place artifact collection,
    all 11 types plus the two secret types!
[04:16] ---
    Gero gero gero gero gero!
[04:20] ---
    If I put everything back the way it was...
[04:24] ---
    G-Gero...
[04:28] ---
    Sarge...
[04:29] ---
    U-Um, Master Fuyuki...
[04:32] ---
    Uh, it looks like there
    happened to be some damage...
[04:36] ---
    Yeah.
[04:37] ---
    That's okay. Don't worry about it.
[04:42] ---
    It didn't look like
    Master Fuyuki was mad then...
[04:48] ---
    ...but maybe he was actually furious!
[04:53] ---
    And I brought this crystal space skull
    for him by way of an apology!
[04:57] ---
    Gross! Get that away from me!
SIGN    Whap
[05:04] ---
    Maybe...
[05:06] ---
    Maybe...
[05:08] ---
    Are you okay?
[05:10] ---
    This is gero-bad!
SIGN    Geroooo
[05:12] ---
    I have to apologize!
[05:15] ---
    What's with him?
SIGN    Okutama Station
[05:22] ---
    I got here earlier than expected.
[05:24] ---
    Even though it's officially Tokyo,
    this is more like where Grandma lives.
[05:32] ---
    Um...
[05:33] ---
    To get to the legendary Kappa Pond...
SIGN    Okutama Kappa Lake Kappa Sighting?! This Area Locals Speak of a Legendary Kappa Lake Kappa?!
SIGN    Bus
[05:47] ---
    O-Only one bus every two hours...
[05:53] ---
    Um, excuse me,
[05:55] ---
    do you know how to get to Kappa Pond?
[05:58] ---
    Go straight down this road.
[06:00] ---
    You'll see a big lone cedar tree.
[06:03] ---
    It's right in the entrance
    of the side road there.
[06:06] ---
    Lone cedar tree.
[06:07] ---
    Th-Thank you!
[06:09] ---
    It's just about a two-hour walk...
[06:14] ---
    Okay...
[06:18] ---
    This sunshine...
    This slope... It's too tough...
[06:29] ---
    I'm not there yet?
[06:41] ---
    There it is!
[06:43] ---
    Master Fuyuki!
[06:45] ---
    According to Lady Natsumi,
[06:47] ---
    he went to Okutama Pass...
[06:50] ---
    ...but it's so big it'd be like looking
    for a needle in a haystack, sir!
[06:54] ---
    Master Fuyuki!
[06:56] ---
    Where are you?!
[07:00] ---
    That's...
[07:01] ---
    I have to tell everyone!
SIGN    Power
[07:06] ---
    Capu...
[07:08] ---
    Hey! Yamato!
[07:12] ---
    I figured you'd be here!
[07:14] ---
    We're done with the base,
[07:17] ---
    so I thought I'd tear it apart
    before somebody else finds it.
[07:20] ---
    You can't tear that apart!
[07:21] ---
    Shinano-chan just called!
    She says Capu's back!
[07:26] ---
    No way!
[07:30] ---
    She probably saw something else.
[07:32] ---
    I don't think so, Yamato-kun.
[07:33] ---
    In manga, this would be called
    the last complete reversal.
[07:37] ---
    Complete reversal?
[07:39] ---
    Southpaw pitchers have an advantage,
    so his father forced him to be left-handed,
[07:43] ---
    but he's really right-handed.
    That kind of thing.
[07:50] ---
    Yamato-kun!
[07:51] ---
    Hey, Yamato!
[07:54] ---
    Capu! You came back!
[07:57] ---
    Capu!
[08:02] ---
    I finally found it!
[08:05] ---
    But it seems like...
SIGN    Kappa Pond Legend has it that the Kappa are longtime residents here.
[08:10] ---
    ...kids built this.
SIGN    Plywood
[08:13] ---
    Well, that's often the
    case at mystery spots...
[08:20] ---
    That's...
[08:25] ---
    Ah! I was right!
[08:27] ---
    Master Fuyuki, where are you?!
[08:31] ---
    Sarge!
[08:33] ---
    What are you doing here?
[08:36] ---
    M-Master Fuyuki...
[08:40] ---
    Master Fuyuki!
[08:43] ---
    I'm sorry, sirrrrr!
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    Gerogerogerogero...
[08:48] ---
    Gero!
[08:50] ---
    Sarge?!
[08:51] ---
    W-What are you doing?!
[08:53] ---
    You see? I've caught you, Gundam!
[08:55] ---
    But I'm not Gundam!
[08:58] ---
    Sarge!
[08:59] ---
    Hey, kid! Wait!
[09:03] ---
    Gero!
[09:03] ---
    Stop!
[09:05] ---
    But how...? He's got the anti-barrier up...
[09:09] ---
    Normal people shouldn't be able to see Sarge.
[09:17] ---
    No good.
[09:19] ---
    I used up my strength just getting here.
[09:24] ---
    Have I become the enemy's prisoner?
[09:28] ---
    L-Let go of me!
[09:30] ---
    I'm not some weak invader
    who gets taken prisoner!
[09:35] ---
    I'm not letting you go!
[09:37] ---
    G-Gero!
[09:42] ---
    C-Cut it out! L-Let me go!
[09:49] ---
    Gero?
[09:50] ---
    Well, we're here, Capu.
[09:52] ---
    Where is here?
[09:55] ---
    It's so blue and clear that it's scary!
[09:58] ---
    I don't even know if we have water
    like this back on Keron.
[10:01] ---
    Come on, Capu!
    What are you jabbering about?
[10:04] ---
    You're not telling me
    you forgot about our secret pond?
[10:09] ---
    I see!
[10:10] ---
    You left after all that commotion,
    come to think of it.
[10:13] ---
    I bet you're so embarrassed that you're
    pretending you don't know, Capu!
[10:16] ---
    Look, um...
[10:18] ---
    I don't have some weird name like Capu...
SIGN    Capu?
[10:22] ---
    That aside, I've been wondering about this...
[10:26] ---
    You took off my Keron Star,
    the proof that I'm a commander?!
[10:29] ---
    Wearing this silly thing...
[10:30] ---
    Was it supposed to be a disguise
     so we wouldn't recognize you?
[10:33] ---
    Not even my old man ever ripped it off!
[10:36] ---
    This way!
[10:37] ---
    Gero!
[10:38] ---
    It's over here!
[10:39] ---
    Gero!
[10:41] ---
    I've got it!
[10:42] ---
    Gero gero!
[10:43] ---
    Gero gero!
[10:44] ---
    That's my catchphrase, sir!
[10:46] ---
    Whatever! Just give it back to me!
[10:56] ---
    Now he can't come after me...
SIGN    Hey, wait!! (subtitle)
SIGN    I swallowed water... (subtitle)
SIGN    ...but it tastes good! (subtitle)
[11:06] ---
    He's swimming?!
[11:11] ---
    Strong swimmer!
[11:13] ---
    Even faster than Lady Natsumi!
[11:17] ---
    C-Can't hold my breath any longer...
[11:23] ---
    Not bad! You surprised me.
[11:25] ---
    Yes, fine, now give it back to me!
[11:28] ---
    Huh. And now you don't say "sire" anymore.
SIGN    Sire
[11:32] ---
    Sire?
[11:33] ---
    What's that, sir?
[11:34] ---
    Uh oh, caught you off guard!
[11:40] ---
    Give it back!
[11:41] ---
    Forget it!
[11:43] ---
    Come back here!
[11:49] ---
    Still...
[11:51] ---
    ...this pond feels wonderful.
[11:56] ---
    But now I'm going to get serious!
[11:59] ---
    I'll show him how my underwater
    mobility even beats out Grublo!
[12:09] ---
    See?! I got you!
[12:12] ---
    Okay, already!
[12:14] ---
    I'll give it back! I'll give it back, Capu!
[12:26] ---
    Even though it's summer, the chilly water
[12:29] ---
    and lying here on the rock with
    the sun shining down feels good.
[12:36] ---
    Gero?
[12:39] ---
    Here.
SIGN    Power
[12:42] ---
    Ta-daa!
[12:43] ---
    Gero...
[12:44] ---
    This suits you more than
    that star mark, Capu.
[12:48] ---
    This is...
[12:49] ---
    You remember the crown
    we all made for you, don't you?
[12:53] ---
    You always said you'd stamp out the evil
    yokai and become king of the yokai yourself.
[13:00] ---
    Um... I...
[13:02] ---
    Welcome back, Capu.
[13:04] ---
    Gero!
[13:05] ---
    Don't...
[13:08] ---
    Don't ever leave us again...
[13:10] ---
    G-Gero...
[13:11] ---
    Sarge!
[13:14] ---
    Master Fuyuki!
[13:19] ---
    I finally found you!
[13:20] ---
    Who are you?!
[13:22] ---
    I've come to get Sarge back from you!
[13:25] ---
    What do you mean, "get him back"?!
[13:28] ---
    Capu is my friend!
[13:30] ---
    Gero...
[13:31] ---
    What?! Hey, say something, Sarge!
[13:35] ---
    Um, I...
[13:37] ---
    What do you keep going on about?!
[13:39] ---
    This guy's name isn't "Sarge"!
[13:41] ---
    Gero!
[13:42] ---
    Y-You're wrong!
[13:44] ---
    Sarge is Sarge!
[13:45] ---
    He's an invader who came to
    my house from outer space!
[13:48] ---
    You're wrong!
    Capu is a champion of justice
[13:51] ---
    who slays evil yokai!
[13:53] ---
    Although he was really a lousy warrior
    who talked big but always lost...
SIGN    Lousy
[13:57] ---
    For some reason, that rings a bell...
[13:59] ---
    "Was"?
[14:01] ---
    Let's go, Capu!
[14:03] ---
    Hey! Wait!
[14:07] ---
    Over here!
[14:12] ---
    Where are you looking?
[14:16] ---
    Where did Yamato go?
[14:18] ---
    He must be there!
[14:20] ---
    Yamato-kun!
[14:23] ---
    I was right! Look!
[14:25] ---
    Oh, yeah! And Capu's there, too!
[14:27] ---
    And also...
[14:28] ---
    He's not from around here!
[14:31] ---
    But is that... Capu?
[14:35] ---
    What are you doin', Yamato?
[14:37] ---
    Come down here!
[14:38] ---
    Stay out of this! Right now I'm in
    the middle of a man-to-man showdown!
[14:42] ---
    A showdown?
[14:44] ---
    He was talking nonsense
    about giving him Capu back,
[14:48] ---
    so I challenged him to a contest!
[14:51] ---
    Aha. I get it.
[14:53] ---
    In manga, this would be the part where they
    meet again and their friendship is tested.
[14:57] ---
    A trial, right?
[14:59] ---
    Even in this area,
[15:01] ---
    you're the only one
    who can dive from there!
[15:04] ---
    An outsider doesn't have a chance!
[15:06] ---
    So what are you gonna do?
[15:11] ---
    It'll be fine! You won't die!
[15:17] ---
    But nobody's twisting your arm.
[15:19] ---
    Either way, Capu is Capu.
[15:23] ---
    Actually...
[15:25] ---
    Master Fuyuki...
[15:32] ---
    I'll jump.
[15:35] ---
    I'm gonna take Sarge and go home.
[15:38] ---
    Master Fuyuki!
[15:41] ---
    No! Don't do it!
[15:44] ---
    It's seriously dangerous!
[15:45] ---
    That miraculous upset win you see in manga
[15:48] ---
    doesn't happen much in real life!
[15:53] ---
    Hey!
[15:57] ---
    I'm gonna jump...
[15:59] ---
    I said I'm gonna jump, and I will!
[16:02] ---
    Although...
[16:04] ---
    ...maybe instead of jumping,
[16:06] ---
    it would be easier to just let myself fall.
[16:12] ---
    Master Fuyuki!
[16:21] ---
    That idiot!
[16:23] ---
    Master Fuyuki!
[16:25] ---
    I'm sorry, sir!
[16:32] ---
    I'm sorry, Sarge...
[16:34] ---
    I guess it wasn't a good idea, after all...
[16:42] ---
    I'm sorry!
[16:44] ---
    I'm sorry, sir!
[16:46] ---
    Master Fuyuki!
[16:54] ---
    Sarge!
[16:55] ---
    He woke up!
[16:56] ---
    Thank goodness!
[16:57] ---
    Master Fuyuki!
[16:59] ---
    Sheesh! Who in their right mind
    would jump from there?
[17:03] ---
    But what about the contest?
[17:05] ---
    Gero!
[17:10] ---
    Here. This is yours, right?
[17:12] ---
    Th-Thank you.
[17:14] ---
    Sarge-san... is it?
[17:17] ---
    Take him home with you.
[17:19] ---
    But...
[17:20] ---
    Of course. He's not Capu.
[17:24] ---
    I realized it earlier.
[17:26] ---
    I'm sorry.
[17:28] ---
    The truth is,
[17:30] ---
    I realized it right off the bat, too.
[17:33] ---
    After all,
[17:34] ---
    I could never mistake
    somebody else for Capu.
[17:37] ---
    Then you knew I wasn't...
[17:40] ---
    He disappeared not long ago,
[17:44] ---
    so I'm sure Yamato wanted you
    to be the real Capu, but...
[17:51] ---
    I apologize, too.
[17:54] ---
    Still, Capu went back home out of the blue.
[17:58] ---
    We all went into the depths
    of the sea with Capu,
[18:01] ---
    and into space, too!
[18:03] ---
    We fought evil yokai together too, right?
[18:06] ---
    Well, it's not like anyone would believe us.
[18:10] ---
    Not true.
[18:12] ---
    I believe you.
[18:14] ---
    I believe you!
[18:18] ---
    I see. You met that unknown
    life form called "Capu,"
[18:23] ---
    which is why my anti-barrier
    didn't work on you.
[18:28] ---
    But...
[18:29] ---
    ...if I look closely,
    you look different from Capu.
SIGN    Tail
[18:32] ---
    You don't have a tail, either.
[18:34] ---
    And I think Capu-chan had a clearer gaze.
SIGN    Gaze
[18:40] ---
    Hey, Fuyuki... right?
[18:42] ---
    Yeah.
[18:43] ---
    There's something I wanna show you.
[18:49] ---
    This is where I met Capu.
[18:52] ---
    At one point, rumors about Capu spread,
[18:55] ---
    that there was a kappa in the area,
[18:57] ---
    which is why we made a fake kappa pond,
[18:59] ---
    so this place wouldn't get overrun.
[19:01] ---
    Then this is the real...
[19:04] ---
    Listen, after I acted like a jerk to you,
[19:08] ---
    I shouldn't be asking for a favor, but...
[19:11] ---
    Yeah. I understand.
[19:13] ---
    Of course, I won't tell anyone about this.
[19:16] ---
    This is a special place for you and Capu.
[19:26] ---
    Sarge! Let's get going.
[19:29] ---
    Roger!
[19:31] ---
    Gero!
[19:32] ---
    Oh! The last bus!
[19:36] ---
    I don't wanna walk anymore!
[19:38] ---
    Let's hurry, sir!
[19:39] ---
    Goodbye!
[19:41] ---
    Hurry up!
[19:44] ---
    Those two are just like you and Capu.
[19:47] ---
    What are you trying to say?
[19:50] ---
    I don't think they'll make the bus in time.
[19:53] ---
    In manga, that would be the punchline.
[19:56] ---
    Shall we help them out?
[19:58] ---
    Nah. Even if the two of them
    plod all the way to the station,
[20:01] ---
    I'm sure it'll become a
    good memory at some point.
[20:04] ---
    Come again,
    invader who looks just like Capu.
[20:10] ---
    We're gonna miss the bus...
[20:12] ---
    And I dropped the key to my
    flying saucer somewhere...
[20:17] ---
    Sarge, that...
[20:19] ---
    Gero?
[20:20] ---
    Oh!
[20:21] ---
    I forgot to give it back, sir.
[20:23] ---
    I guess it's okay if you hold on to it.
[20:25] ---
    What?
[20:26] ---
    Let's visit here again, Sarge.
[20:30] ---
    Sure.
[20:32] ---
    Actually, I kind of like it, sire.
[20:36] ---
    Just kidding!
[20:39] ---
    By the way, why did you apologize
    to me this afternoon?
[20:44] ---
    Gero!
[20:45] ---
    A-Actually, I thought maybe
    you were still mad about me
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    breaking your world out-of-place
    artifact collection,
[20:52] ---
    all 11 types plus the two secret types!
[20:55] ---
    Um...
[20:57] ---
    Oh, that!
[20:58] ---
    Gero?
[20:59] ---
    That's what it was about?
[21:00] ---
    I wasn't mad at all!
[21:05] ---
    Master Fuyuki!
[21:09] ---
    H-Hey!
[21:13] ---
    That was mean! Give it back!
[21:15] ---
    Now you know how I feel!
[21:18] ---
    What kind of life form was Capu?
[21:22] ---
    That shall remain a secret.
[21:24] ---
    But surely, the friendship
    between Yamato-kun and Capu,
[21:27] ---
    like the friendship between
    Fuyuki-kun and the sergeant,
[21:29] ---
    was as beautiful as this starry sky.
[21:36] [SONG] ---
    Okay, everyone, let's all laugh
    with wide open mouths!
[21:36] [SONG] ---
    "Saa minna, ookiku kuchi ake waraimashou"
[21:41] [SONG] ---
    Everyone gather together today,
    and in a big loud voice,
[21:41] [SONG] ---
    Kyou wa minna atsumatte ooki na koe de
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    Face the wide sky and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    oozora ni mukai a-ha-ha~
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Shiawase wa itsumo egao no moto ni
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Because happiness always gathers
    to where the smiles are.
[21:53] [SONG] ---
    atsumatte kuru kara
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Mezamashi yori mo ooki na
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Mom's voice rings out
    louder than my alarm.
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    mama no koe ga narihibiite'ru
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    It's the signal for the start of the game.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Shiai kaishi no aizu da
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Now! Jump out!
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Ima da! Tobidase!
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    I'll eat that tasty rice
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Oishii gohan wo tabeyou
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    In order to become much bigger.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Ippai ookiku naru tame
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Even if there's something
    I don't like with it,
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Moshi mo kirai na okazu ga atte mo
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    As long as I'm with everyone,
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    minna to issho nara~
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    I can eat it.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    tabereru sa
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    So everyone on Earth
    and everyone in the universe,
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    Dakara chikyuu no minna mo uchuu no minna mo
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Everyone be friendly and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    minna naka yoku a-ha-ha~
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ga warau to fushigi to boku mo
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Because when you laugh,
    strangely, so can I.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    waratte 'rareru kara
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Kick off against the ground,
    fly around the skies,
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Daichi wo kette Sora tobimawari
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Cross the oceans and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Umi o watatte a-ha-ha~
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    Even if something bad happens, if I smile,
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    Iya na koto atte mo egao ni nareba
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    I can forget it all.
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    subete wasureru sa
[23:07] ---
    I am Dasonu☆Maso!
[23:09] ---
    All right, question!
SIGN    Dasonu Maso
[23:11] ---
    How many times have I appeared here?
[23:14] ---
    I'll comb straight out!
    I don't even remember!
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[23:17] ---
    That is who I am!
[23:19] ---
    That aside, Kulukulu Pants!
[23:23] ---
    "Keroro: He'll Comb Straight Out,
    Singing With an Afro, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
    "Dororo's Mysterious Mountain, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
    These two stories! How's that?
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!