E350 - Mois: Chronicle of Uncle's Struggles, Sir! / Aki vs. Cat: Mixed-Species Martial Arts War, Sir!

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[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
[00:11] [SONG] ---
    First we start by taking a break.
     Can't-be-bothered planet!
[00:11] [SONG] ---
    Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    We've got curry again tonight!
    Can't be bothered.
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    A good mother is healthy and absent.
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Today's rice is al dente!
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    What you say
    depends a lot on how you're feeling.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Kibun shidai de wari to
    iu koto ga chigatte'ru
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Let me do what I waaant!
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Suki ni saseroo
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    What's wrong with that?
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    Nani ga waruii
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Mikkago ni honki dase
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Do your best three days after the fact!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
    Can't be bothered.
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    The lights are yellow.
     Don't overdo it!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    The color of not really trying...
    that's kinda nice!
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
    ame ga futtara yasumi
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    If it blows, you'll be late.
    If it rains, you'll get the day off.
[01:06] [SONG] ---
    Uso mo houben Chigai houken
[01:06] [SONG] ---
    Sometimes you need to lie.
    Here, your laws don't apply!
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    How long is this going on for?!
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    I'll beat the crap outta you!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
SIGN    Emergency
[01:33] ---
    An emergency situation.
[01:34] ---
    At a time like that,
    is there someone you can rely on?
[01:38] ---
    Yikes!
[01:39] ---
    I totally forgot!
SIGN    Coming Soon
[01:43] ---
    It's the release date for the new
SIGN    Unrivaled Invasion
SIGN    Coming Soon
[01:45] ---
    Wee game, Unrivaled Invasion!
[01:48] ---
    I have to get over there and stand in line!
[01:55] ---
    But...
[01:56] ---
    ...I'm on cleaning duty today.
[02:00] ---
    If I blow that off, never mind the game.
[02:03] ---
    Reality's "last boss" will crush me.
SIGN    Demon King Natsumi
SIGN    Unfinished
[02:08] ---
    Besides, these reports have been piling up.
[02:12] ---
    Still, if I don't get
    Unrivaled Invasion today...
SIGN    Unrivaled Invasion
[02:16] ---
    I'll ask Tamama and Giroro for a favor.
[02:19] ---
    No, I can't imagine they would
    go along with it for that reason.
[02:28] ---
    Uncle!
[02:34] ---
    Mois: Chronicles of Uncle's Struggles, Sir!
SIGN    Pinch-hitting
[02:40] ---
    Stand in for you?
[02:44] ---
    Or, like, never happened?
SIGN    Bow
[02:46] ---
    I'll be back tonight!
[02:49] ---
    Okay, Lady Mois?
[02:51] ---
    I'm begging you!
[02:53] ---
    But filling in for you...
[02:57] ---
    I'm not confident that I can
    perform such an important task.
[03:00] ---
    Or, like, tiny self-worth?
SIGN    Tiny Self-Worth
SIGN    Pinch-hitting
SIGN    Slap
[03:04] ---
    It'll be fine!
[03:05] ---
    I know you'll be able
    to act as my proxy perfectly!
SIGN    Perfectly
[03:09] ---
    Perfectly?
SIGN    Perfectly
SIGN    Trustworthy Face
[03:16] ---
    Gotcha!
[03:17] ---
    I'll strive to take your place perfectly
[03:19] ---
    and prove worthy of your trust!
[03:23] ---
    Okay, I'm counting on you!
[03:25] ---
    Just don't say anything to Lady Natsumi!
[03:28] ---
    Leave it to me!
[03:31] ---
    All right!
[03:32] ---
    What would Uncle do first?
[03:34] ---
    Um...
[03:37] ---
    Lovey-dovey for Uncle, lovey-dovey for Uncle,
    lovey-dovey for Uncle, lovey-dovey for Uncle...
[03:38] ---
    Cleaning!
[03:40] ---
    Washing the dishes!
SIGN    Completed
[03:43] ---
    Doing paperwork...
[03:49] ---
    ...and Gundam models!
[03:49] ---
    Lovey-dovey for Uncle,
    lovey-dovey for Uncle...
[03:51] ---
    Hey! Is Keroro here?
[03:53] ---
    Uncle is out.
[03:55] ---
    Uncle is out, sir!
[03:59] ---
    Sheesh! That idiot!
[04:01] ---
    Did he forget our regular
    invasion meeting is today?
[04:08] ---
    Lovey-dovey for Uncle...
[04:13] ---
    That'll do it, sir!
[04:16] ---
    Or, like, smoothly sailing?
[04:18] ---
    But...
[04:20] ---
    Sheesh! That idiot!
[04:22] ---
    Did he forget our regular
    invasion meeting is today?
[04:25] ---
    I know what Uncle would do...
[04:28] ---
    An invasion plan, right...
SIGN    Absent
[04:30] ---
    ...sir!
[04:32] ---
    Hey! What is this?!
[04:34] ---
    Why did we have to gather 'round
    for that Armageddon woman?!
[04:39] ---
    It looks like she's acting as the
    commander's understudy for today.
SIGN    Commander's Understudy
[04:44] ---
    So you're going to lead
    this invasion meeting, Mois?
[04:48] ---
    That woman doesn't know her place!
[04:50] ---
    Private 2nd Class Tamama! Silence, sir!
[04:55] ---
    Or, like, leader's order?
[04:59] ---
    Having her imitate Mr. Sergeant's speech tic
[05:02] ---
    only makes it worse!
[05:05] ---
    Yeah, I'm out of here.
[05:07] ---
    All right, I'll announce the latest plan.
[05:11] ---
    Or, like, turning tables?
SIGN    Mois's Plan for Invading Pekopon
SIGN    Mois's Plan for Invading Pekopon
SIGN    Pekopon
[05:18] ---
    First,
[05:19] ---
    the impact of 1/10,000,000th of Armageddon
[05:22] ---
    will make Pekopon shake, sir.
[05:25] ---
    Or, like, natural breaking?
[05:27] ---
    Then all the Pekoponians
    will get motion sickness, sir!
[05:32] ---
    Or, like, smoking taboo?
SIGN    Pekopon
    
    
    Warning
[05:35] ---
    Then, if they don't cede absolute power,
[05:39] ---
    we'll warn them that I'll make
    the planet shake even more.
SIGN    Mois's Plan for Invading Pekopon
[05:42] ---
    Sir!
[05:44] ---
    Or, like, daring planning?
[05:46] ---
    Understood?
[05:48] ---
    Yeah, I get it.
[05:49] ---
    But do you really have to keep saying "sir"?
[05:54] ---
    Still...
[05:54] ---
    Now that is a straightforward plan.
[05:59] ---
    It's simple and yet doesn't
    have any drawbacks.
[06:02] ---
    It's just open-and-shut.
[06:03] ---
    That woman's got an innocent face,
    but thought up the scariest thing.
[06:09] ---
    Incidentally, according to my computer,
[06:11] ---
    this plan has a 99.999% chance of success.
[06:17] ---
    If Keroro himself
    asked Mois to fill in for him,
[06:21] ---
    then for all intents and purposes,
     she has the right to lead the platoon.
[06:26] ---
    What do you think?
[06:28] ---
    Guess it can't be helped.
[06:29] ---
    What do you say, Tamama?
[06:37] ---
    Fine, I am in.
[06:40] ---
    Then we await your next instructions!
[06:43] ---
    For one day only,
[06:44] ---
    the Keroro Platoon is the Mois Platoon,
    and they go to work right away.
[06:48] ---
    All right, please make a device
    that will hijack Pekopon's media.
[06:52] ---
    Sir!
[06:53] ---
    Or, like, clever thinking?
[06:55] ---
    Roger!
[06:59] ---
    Mois, who knew?
[07:02] ---
    Well, who knows what that woman is thinking?
[07:05] ---
    Isn't this complete defeat for you?
[07:09] ---
    I do not care.
[07:12] ---
    And not that I care,
[07:14] ---
    but aren't we down a man?
[07:16] ---
    Dororo...
[07:18] ---
    Where's Dororo?!
[07:19] ---
    Sorry!
[07:21] ---
    I forgot about him! Sir!
[07:24] ---
    Or, like, flat-out forgot?
[07:28] ---
    She's trying to be like the commander
    so much that she even forgets like him.
[07:31] ---
    That's too perfect!
[07:34] ---
    Too... perfect?
[07:43] ---
    I'm back, Mois-chan!
[07:44] ---
    Welcome home, Natsumi-san! Sir!
[07:49] ---
    What's up with the add-on?
[07:51] ---
    Are you imitating the stupid frog?
[07:52] ---
    No, um...
[07:54] ---
    Say, you cleaned the house today,
    didn't you, Mois-chan?
[07:58] ---
    How did you know?
[08:00] ---
    After all,
SIGN    Dust
SIGN    Dust
SIGN    Dust
SIGN    Dust
[08:01] ---
    Normally, the stupid frog
[08:03] ---
    cuts corners in hard-to-reach areas,
SIGN    Dust
SIGN    Junk
SIGN    Junk
SIGN    Dust
SIGN    Dust
[08:06] ---
    but today the house is spotless!
[08:10] ---
    It's so perfect that I realized
    the stupid frog didn't do it.
[08:14] ---
    It'll be fine!
[08:15] ---
    I know you'll be able
    to act as my proxy perfectly!
[08:22] ---
    Mois-chan?
[08:24] ---
    I'm sorry, Uncle!
[08:26] ---
    I...
[08:27] ---
    I failed to live up to your
    standard of perfection!
[08:33] ---
    It's all my fault!
[08:38] ---
    Acting Commander Mois, it's ready.
[08:41] ---
    This is the...
[08:43] ---
    Is something wrong?
[08:47] ---
    I'm sorry!
[08:49] ---
    I've failed to live up to
    Uncle's standard of perfection!
[08:55] ---
    Or, like, profound regret?
[08:57] ---
    Hey, what are you talking about?
[09:00] ---
    The more I pursued perfection,
SIGN    Perfect!
SIGN    Wonderful!
[09:03] ---
    the further away I got from being
    a perfect stand-in for Uncle.
SIGN    Complete
[09:08] ---
    Natsumi-san brought it to my attention.
[09:12] ---
    It's so perfect that I realized
    the stupid frog didn't do it.
[09:18] ---
    To become a perfect proxy for Uncle,
[09:21] ---
    I need to present an invasion plan
[09:24] ---
    more along the lines of what you guys
    and Uncle always think up!
[09:28] ---
    Or, like, greatly varied?
[09:32] ---
    Along the lines of what we always think up?
[09:35] ---
    How can I explain it?
[09:37] ---
    Not really standing out...
[09:39] ---
    Or nonsensical...
[09:41] ---
    Or something that doesn't
    seem likely to succeed...
[09:44] ---
    Or a plan that makes you think,
     "I'm surprised they're seriously trying that."
[09:48] ---
    Those are the kinds of plans Uncle
    and you guys always do, right?
SIGN    Right?
[09:53] ---
    Right?
[09:58] ---
    So...
[09:58] ---
    ...this is the plan I came up with!
[10:01] ---
    I think you'll find it's like
    one of your usual plans!
[10:04] ---
    Or, like, normal business?
SIGN    New plan! Develop a really popular video game and make all the Pekoponians who come to buy it stand in line. While they're waiting in line, we quickly invade.
[10:08] ---
    "New plan!
[10:09] ---
    Develop a really popular video game
[10:12] ---
    and make all the Pekoponians who
    come to buy it stand in line.
[10:14] ---
    While they're waiting in line,
     we quickly invade."
[10:18] ---
    That certainly could be
    the sergeant's own plan.
SIGN    New plan! Develop a really popular video game and make all the Pekoponians who come to buy it stand in line. While they're waiting in line, we quickly invade.
SIGN    DECIDED
[10:23] ---
    And so,
[10:24] ---
    this other plan...
SIGN    Armageddon
[10:28] ---
    Armageddon: 1/500,000,000th!
SIGN    1/500,000,000
[10:32] ---
    Don't!
[10:41] ---
    I'm back!
[10:45] ---
    Hi!
SIGN    Dust
SIGN    Dust
SIGN    Dust
SIGN    Dust
SIGN    Dust
SIGN    Unfinished
[10:48] ---
    What's this?
SIGN    Unfinished
[10:52] ---
    Um, what's wrong?
[10:53] ---
    Don't say a word.
[10:56] ---
    Oh, boy.
[10:58] ---
    I'm gone one day, and look what happens.
[11:03] ---
    Oh, Lady Mois,
SIGN    Pinch-hitting
[11:04] ---
    I shouldn't have pushed you into taking on
[11:07] ---
    such an important role.
[11:08] ---
    Not at all. I was happy to be
    of help to you, Uncle.
[11:12] ---
    Or, like, perfect stand-in?
SIGN    Perfect Achievement
[11:14] ---
    But in the end, I'd better
    carry out my own duties.
[11:19] ---
    What?
[11:20] ---
    Oh, I'm just talking to myself.
[11:23] ---
    An emergency situation.
[11:24] ---
    Mois overcame it, and despite her smile,
[11:27] ---
    Keroro is completely ignorant of the fact
[11:30] ---
    that his value in the platoon has dropped.
[11:34] ---
    Jeez!
[11:35] ---
    Mr. Sergeant...
SIGN    Unrivaled Invasion
[11:38] ---
    Did you say something?
[11:46] ---
    I'm back!
[11:48] ---
    Natsumi! Did you just get home?
[11:50] ---
    Yeah.
[11:51] ---
    Listen, I've got two pieces of cake.
[11:54] ---
    Want to have one with some tea?
[11:55] ---
    ...have one with some tea?
[11:57] ---
    ...have one with some tea?
[11:59] ---
    T-Tea?
[12:02] ---
    I don't drink that kind of...
[12:05] ---
    You don't drink tea?
[12:06] ---
    Well... if you insist...
[12:11] ---
    Yeah...
[12:12] ---
    If I must...
[12:16] ---
    I'll keep you company.
[12:18] ---
    Jeez. Why can't you be honest with yourself?
[12:20] ---
    Sh-Shut up.
[12:24] ---
    Well, I'll change.
[12:26] ---
    Come on in and sit down.
[12:28] ---
    S-Sure...
[12:44] ---
    I'm back!
[12:46] ---
    Strengths and weaknesses.
[12:48] ---
    Everyone is good and bad at different things.
[12:51] ---
    That's right, even Aki-san here.
[13:00] ---
    Aki Versus Cat: Mixed-Species
    Martial Arts War, sir!
[13:06] ---
    I'm back.
[13:08] ---
    Oh, Giro-chan!
[13:09] ---
    A-Aki!
[13:11] ---
    At this time of day?!
[13:12] ---
    Work got canceled today.
[13:15] ---
    It's a rare chance, so I hightailed it home.
[13:18] ---
    I... I see.
[13:19] ---
    Well, I'm gonna take a shower.
[13:22] ---
    Aki is home...
[13:24] ---
    ...so then...
[13:27] ---
    ...there are only two pieces of cake...
[13:33] ---
    Say "Aaah!"
[13:35] ---
    Aaah!
[13:51] ---
    Cat...
[13:52] ---
    Hey! Where are you going?
[14:07] ---
    Huh?
[14:12] ---
    Kero-chan?
[14:15] ---
    It's not him, is it?
[14:21] ---
    Ow!
[14:22] ---
    Ouch...
[14:26] ---
    Don't tell me that cat
    led Aki away for my sake?
[14:32] ---
    Say "Aaah..."
[14:34] ---
    Aaah!
[14:36] ---
    I'm sorry, cat!
[14:38] ---
    Wait.
[14:40] ---
    As I recall, Aki...
[14:46] ---
    ...hates animals!
SIGN    No! Stay away from me!!
[14:50] ---
    Oh, no!
[14:50] ---
    At this rate, there could be a catastrophe!
[14:53] ---
    What, you mean a cat-astrophe?
[14:56] ---
    I have to take that back outside!
[14:58] ---
    But wait...
[15:00] ---
    That cat's gone out of her way
SIGN    Quibbling
[15:01] ---
    to put itself in danger for my sake.
[15:05] ---
    Would it be right for me
    to squander that feeling?
[15:11] ---
    Sorry for the wait!
[15:12] ---
    Well, I'll make the tea.
    Let's eat in the living room.
[15:16] ---
    Um... But...
[15:20] ---
    Okay!
[15:23] ---
    Ow...
[15:25] ---
    It's not Kero-chan...
[15:28] ---
    And not Giro-chan either, right?
[15:31] ---
    Kulu-chan?
[15:33] ---
    Tama-chan...
[15:40] ---
    Was that...
[15:43] ---
    ...a tail?
[15:45] ---
    In that case...
[15:47] ---
    Like this...
[15:49] ---
    ...or that...
[15:52] ---
    What if it's...
[15:53] ---
    ...this kind of animal?!
[15:55] ---
    Yeah, I could see a dog or monkey,
    but come on, an elephant or lion?
[16:00] ---
    What should I do?!
[16:02] ---
    This is bad!
[16:04] ---
    I can't stand animals!
[16:07] ---
    Maybe I'll just give up.
[16:10] ---
    But...
[16:13] ---
    ...my glasses...
[16:22] ---
    Huh?
[16:23] ---
    This is...
[16:24] ---
    Sorry, Kero-chan.
[16:31] ---
    Even if this is Kero-chan's base,
[16:34] ---
    I own the house!
[16:38] ---
    And I'm gonna protect it!
[16:42] ---
    You're exaggerating.
[16:53] ---
    What's wrong, Giroro?
[16:55] ---
    Oh! U-Um...
[16:57] ---
    We're having herbal tea.
[16:59] ---
    G-Good...
[17:01] ---
    Is the cat okay?
SIGN    Zap-zap-zap-zap
[17:18] ---
    Huh?
[17:22] ---
    U-Uncle?
[17:23] ---
    Mr. Sergeant?
[17:25] ---
    My precious something...
[17:27] ---
    ...was just destroyed!
[17:30] ---
    You're exaggerating.
[17:58] ---
    I did it again...
[18:01] ---
    Okay!
[18:02] ---
    Thanks for being patient.
[18:05] ---
    The base's emergency situation alarm?!
SIGN    Wh-What should I do?
[18:14] ---
    All right. I'm ready for you!
[18:37] ---
    An explosion in the hangar?!
[18:39] ---
    An armed invader in the control room?!
[18:42] ---
    Sorry, Natsumi!
[18:43] ---
    Hey, what's wrong?!
[18:56] ---
    Wh-Who are you?
[18:59] ---
    Um, uh...
[19:01] ---
    What should I say-nya?
[19:03] ---
    Cat!
[19:06] ---
    Are you okay?!
[19:07] ---
    Giroro!
[19:08] ---
    Y-You...
[19:10] ---
    I see...
[19:12] ---
    You used the "We are all living creatures" Gun.
[19:15] ---
    That's right.
[19:17] ---
    The "We are all living creatures" Gun
[19:18] ---
    has the power to turn animals into humans.
[19:24] ---
    Dummy! Why did you come here-nya?
[19:28] ---
    After I made it so you
    and Natsumi could be alone!
[19:30] ---
    Well...
[19:31] ---
    Um...
[19:33] ---
    So you're Giro-chan's friend, huh?
[19:37] ---
    Actually...
[19:38] ---
    Yes?
[19:39] ---
    Hey, you!
[19:40] ---
    You be quiet, Giroro.
[19:42] ---
    Okay.
[19:47] ---
    These.
[19:48] ---
    Th-Thank you.
[19:52] ---
    Would you have tea with me?
[19:58] ---
    Yes, sure.
[20:02] ---
    Where the heck did you go?
[20:04] ---
    The tea got cold!
[20:06] ---
    Yeah, sorry.
[20:08] ---
    Here. Let's eat.
[20:17] ---
    It's sweet.
[20:18] ---
    Of course! It's cake.
[20:22] ---
    Yeah...
[20:23] ---
    Anyway, all of Kero-chan and
    Giro-chan's friends are cute.
[20:30] ---
    Aww, I'm not cute-nya!
[20:32] ---
    And so, it looks like Aki-san
    is getting along with an animal.
[20:37] ---
    However...
[20:41] ---
    That's right.
[20:42] ---
    Of course, the "We are all living creatures" Gun
    has a time limit.
[20:49] ---
    What's wrong?!
[21:04] ---
    Thank goodness.
[21:06] ---
    Knowing Mom, I didn't know what
    was going to happen to you.
[21:10] ---
    But she that from now on, you should
    use this whenever she's around.
[21:13] ---
    I'm sorry, cat.
[21:15] ---
    But why did she lead Mom to the
    basement in the first place?
[21:20] ---
    Well...
[21:21] ---
    I know!
[21:22] ---
    There were only two pieces of cake,
[21:24] ---
    so she protected your share, Giroro!
[21:26] ---
    She loves you, Giroro!
[21:31] ---
    What was that for?!
[21:32] ---
    Cat! You...
[21:33] ---
    Hey!
[21:37] ---
    Strengths and weaknesses.
[21:39] ---
    It would be nice if Aki-san
    took this occasion
[21:42] ---
    of interacting with a kitty and used it
    to conquer her dislike of animals.
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Ume!
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Plums!
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Choko!
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Choccies!
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Gumi!
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Gummies!
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Tsukemono!
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Pickles!
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Stick it on. Stick it on.
    Stick it on. Stick it on.
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Forward march,
    and carry all of this stuff, as well.
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
[22:11] [SONG] ---
    Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
[22:11] [SONG] ---
    Heppoko heppiri hacchira
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Yes, sir!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Iessaa
[22:14] [SONG] ---
    If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
[22:14] [SONG] ---
    Sumanai koto suru na yo
[22:18] [SONG] ---
    Watch out for the
    village of swindlers and cheats.
[22:18] [SONG] ---
    Yamashi no sato abunai
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Go, go, to the edges of the land.
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Yuke yuke chi no hate e
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    A first-in-history feat of speed.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    You can master it, sir.
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Train for it in the afternoon.
    (Nooo, not in the morning.)
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Kanran guruguru Joudeki
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    O-naka ga hette wa make desu
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Yoroshiku suimin
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Kanran guruguru Joudeki
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    O-naka ga hette wa make desu
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Yoroshiku suimin
[23:15] [SONG] ---
    She's stuck on me!
[23:15] [SONG] ---
    Kuttsuichatta
[23:22] ---
    Sergeant Keroro here!
[23:24] ---
    It's another one of those ridiculous
    short skit Gerogero series!
[23:27] ---
    This time, even though we've got a thick,
    rich 15 minutes, there are 22 skits!
[23:31] ---
    What a crazy project!
[23:33] ---
    But I'll do my best to get it done!
[23:36] ---
    That aside,
[23:37] ---
    sorry if I spill!
[23:39] ---
    "This Time, 15 Minutes of Gerogero, Sir!"
SIGN    Convulsed with Laughter
SIGN    Ninja Art of Terror
[23:42] ---
    "Giroro: Show Me, Sir!"
SIGN    Cozy
[23:45] ---
    These two stories! How's that?
[23:47] ---
    Ge-Gero!