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E44 - Keroro vs. Fuyuki: A Sports Showdown, Sir! / Kululu vs. Aki: A Devastating Assault Robot Battle, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
SIGN    Kukukuku... (Heh heh heh heh...)
[01:39] ---
    Alien invaders tend to
    investigate all kinds of things.
[01:46] ---
    Perhaps it's time for a practical test.
[01:51] ---
    Keroro vs. Fuyuki:
    A Sports Showdown, Sir!
[01:56] ---
    What? A Keronian...
[01:58] ---
    ...and an Earthling?
[01:59] ---
    Why do you have to compare
    our athletic skills?
[02:02] ---
    Well, our HQ wants a
    report on which is superior,
[02:07] ---
    and I need some practical data.
[02:12] ---
    Huh?
SIGN    Ahem!
[02:13] ---
    No doubt, Keronians are more athletic.
[02:15] ---
    What did you say?
[02:19] ---
    Have you forgotten, ma'am?
[02:20] ---
    Huh?
[02:21] ---
    Lady Natsumi ended up
    eating my bubbles when we raced.
SIGN    Hahahahaha!
SIGN    Nostalgic
    Scenes
[02:24] ---
    The sergeant is referring to their race
    at the school swimming pool.
[02:29] ---
    All right!
[02:33] ---
    You won't beat me at any other sport.
[02:36] ---
    I'll show you how much stronger we are.
[02:38] ---
    There's no way you'll chicken out, right?
[02:42] ---
    Of course not. I'll accept your challenge.
[02:45] ---
    But there's one condition.
[02:48] ---
    The Pekopon representative
    will be Master Fuyuki!
[02:50] ---
    Me?
[02:51] ---
    Why me?
[02:51] ---
    Why him?
[02:53] ---
    Why would I be interested
    in beating a loser again?
SIGN    Keroro, Keroro, Keroro...
[02:56] ---
    And don't forget.
[02:57] ---
    The champion has the right
    to choose his next challenger.
[02:59] ---
    The truth is...
[03:01] ---
    ...if I'm gonna fight Master Fuyuki,
    there's no way I can lose.
SIGN    Gerori
[03:05] ---
    Fuyuki, wipe the floor
    with this stupid frog
SIGN    Gerogerogero...
[03:09] ---
    and teach him a lesson.
[03:10] ---
    What? I don't want to...
[03:13] ---
    You've got to beat him!
[03:14] ---
    That's the only way that
    braggart will shut up!
[03:18] ---
    For a change of pace,
    let's look at the Nishizawa mansion.
[03:20] ---
    And a short distance
    from the mansion, we have...
SIGN    Nishizawa Winter Comprehensive Sports Complex
[03:24] ---
    ...the Nishizawa Winter
    Comprehensive Complex.
[03:28] ---
    Opening Ceremony!
SIGN    Yay! Yay!
SIGN    Victory Is Yours,
    Hinata Fuyuki!
    Fuyuki, you're the man!
[03:33] ---
    Fuyuki-kun!
SIGN    Earthling Cheerleaders
[03:35] ---
    Fuyuki! Don't you dare lose!
[03:39] ---
    Fuyuki-kun! Fuyuki-kun!
[03:42] ---
    Ahh... The great thing about sports
[03:44] ---
    is that I can openly shout out
    his name at the top of my voice.
SIGN    Bravo, Sports
[03:47] ---
    Bravo, sports!
SIGN    Alien Cheerleaders
[03:49] ---
    Mr. Sergeant! I hope you win!
[03:52] ---
    Or, like, total effort?
[03:54] ---
    This was all Kululu's idea. Where is he?
[03:56] ---
    He said he would stay in the lab to
    analyze the data from this event.
SIGN    Yay! Yay! Yay!
SIGN    Hang tough.
    Clobber him.
[04:02] ---
    Why me...?
[04:04] ---
    Master Fuyuki!
[04:05] ---
    Remember that the
    true objective of sports
SIGN    Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!
[04:07] ---
    is to strengthen relationships
    through fair competition, sir.
[04:09] ---
    This competition will make our
    relationship stronger than ever.
SIGN    Yay! Yay! Yay!
[04:15] ---
    You're right!
[04:16] ---
    It doesn't matter who wins!
    This is about friendship, right?
SIGN    Fuyu
[04:20] ---
    Good luck, Sergeant.
[04:21] ---
    Don't hold back on my account, sir.
SIGN    Friendship
SIGN    Hinata Fuyuki
[04:25] ---
    I'd never hold back anyway.
    Why would I?
SIGN    Gero gero gero gero...
[04:29] ---
    The first event, Ski Giant Slalom!
SIGN    Ski Giant Slalom
SIGN    Yay! Yay! Yay!
[04:34] ---
    This is for friendship.
[04:36] ---
    For the future of
    Keronians and Pekoponians!
[04:43] ---
    Who cares about friendship?
    Victory is what counts most in sports!
SIGN    Suddenly!
[04:48] ---
    Suddenly...
[04:49] ---
    Two mysterious objects were seen
     flying over the sergeant.
[04:58] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[04:59] ---
    What the?
[05:00] ---
    Or, like, causes unknown?
[05:06] ---
    Huh?
[05:07] ---
    You did it! You won the first event!
[05:09] ---
    Fuyuki-kun!
[05:11] ---
    Second event, Jump Normal Hill!
SIGN    Jump Normal Hill
SIGN    Yay! Yay! Yay!
[05:13] ---
    Sarge, are you okay?
[05:15] ---
    Oh, I'm fine, I'm fine.
[05:17] ---
    What matters is our friendship.
     This is nothing, sir.
[05:21] ---
    Then, I'll go ahead.
[05:23] ---
    No way I'm letting you win again.
SIGN    Yay! Yay! Yay!
[05:27] ---
    I'm scared!
[05:29] ---
    Huh?
[05:29] ---
    Whoa... I'm flying!
[05:33] ---
    Wow...
[05:34] ---
    Fuyuki-kun! Fuyuki-kun! Fuyuki-kun!
[05:34] ---
    I'm sure he'll get good distance.
SIGN    But!
[05:36] ---
    But!
[05:36] ---
    Suddenly...
SIGN    Suddenly!
[05:39] ---
    A mysterious gust blows Fuyuki back!
SIGN    Yay! Yay! Yay!
SIGN    Hinata Fuyuki Zero Distance
[05:45] ---
    Hinata Fuyuki, zero distance.
[05:47] ---
    What?
[05:48] ---
    Fuyuki-kun!
[05:50] ---
    Oh? Fuyuki-kun?!
[05:52] ---
    Where'd that wind come from?
[05:53] ---
    I'm sure it was anything but natural.
[05:56] ---
    Yahoo!
SIGN    Yay! Yay! Yay!
[06:01] ---
    Why, thank you. I won handily.
[06:04] ---
    Uncle, that was fantastic!
[06:06] ---
    The third event, Curling.
SIGN    Curling
[06:08] ---
    Teammates are allowed for this event.
[06:14] ---
    Oh no! Look at that brushing!
[06:16] ---
    Of course. The sergeant has had
     a lot of practice with that.
[06:20] ---
    There!
[06:24] ---
    Well, that's my second straight win.
[06:27] ---
    Not so fast!
SIGN    Yet again
[06:31] ---
    Yet again, suddenly...
SIGN    Suddenly!
[06:32] ---
    ...a mysterious liquid falls from the sky.
[06:37] ---
    Huh?
[06:38] ---
    What happened?
[06:40] ---
    Well, well. That's just too bad.
[06:44] ---
    Glue...?
[06:46] ---
    But how?
[06:48] ---
    Could it be the sergeant?
[06:53] ---
    All that talk about friendship...
    It was just a lie.
[06:58] ---
    The fourth event, the Bobsled.
[06:59] ---
    Teammates are allowed for this one, too.
[07:01] ---
    Smooth sailing.
SIGN    But that wasn't the case!!
[07:03] ---
    But that wasn't the case!
[07:08] ---
    Another mysterious accident.
[07:10] ---
    How could that screw be loose?
[07:12] ---
    I don't know...
    My maintenance was perfect.
[07:17] ---
    Could it be... Master Fuyuki did it?
[07:21] ---
    Anyhow, the competition is tied at two-all.
[07:26] ---
    And more mysterious accidents follow.
[07:30] ---
    Ice Hockey...
[07:37] ---
    Speed Skating!
[07:40] ---
    Figure Skating!
[07:42] ---
    Oh!
SIGN    Keroro, my love
[07:43] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[07:47] ---
    Strange accidents keep happening!
[07:49] ---
    You must be cheating, stupid frog!
[07:52] ---
    Or, like, constant danger?
[07:54] ---
    I am getting really suspicious of them!
SIGN    2km to Go
[07:57] ---
    Then, there's Cross-Country Skiing.
[08:08] ---
    This's enough, Sarge!
    You've been cheating, haven't you?
[08:13] ---
    What are you talking about?
[08:14] ---
    You're the one who's cheating,
    Master Fuyuki, sir.
[08:16] ---
    I haven't done anything wrong!
[08:18] ---
    Well, neither have I, sir!
SIGN    Fuyuki-kun!
[08:21] ---
    Fuyuki-kun!
[08:23] ---
    All right, why don't we settle this
    once and for all in the next game?
[08:26] ---
    My thoughts exactly, sir.
[08:28] ---
    The loser must wear an afro wig, sir!
[08:30] ---
    That's not fair at all.
    You're used to wearing an afro!
[08:33] ---
    The loser must wear a five-decker afro!
[08:35] ---
    F-Five decker?!
SIGN    Myaoww
[08:41] ---
    Myaoww!
[08:44] ---
    Anything but that...!
[08:46] ---
    So you admit you've been cheating?
[08:48] ---
    I accept your challenge, sir!
[08:52] ---
    And so they reach the final event...
[08:56] ---
    Fishing.
SIGN    Fishing
[08:58] ---
    There's no way I'll let him...
[09:00] ---
    ...win this contest, sir.
[09:02] ---
    Then suddenly...
[09:06] ---
    Yet again, a mysterious snowstorm
     strikes both of them.
[09:10] ---
    Everyone! Take shelter inside the building!
[09:12] ---
    Paul...
[09:20] ---
    The match must go on.
[09:21] ---
    What?!
[09:28] ---
    W-What's this...?
[09:30] ---
    It's huge! It could be
    the lord of the lake!
[09:36] ---
    All right, victory is mine!
SIGN    At that moment
[09:38] ---
    At that moment...
[09:42] ---
    Sarge!
[09:43] ---
    What?
[09:44] ---
    An explosion.
[09:46] ---
    Sarge!
[09:49] ---
    My body's gone numb. I can't swim!
[09:51] ---
    What...?
[09:53] ---
    Hold it.
[09:54] ---
    Paul!
SIGN    Tournament Head Judge, Paul
[09:55] ---
    If you leave your position,
    you forfeit the match.
[09:59] ---
    That would mean the
    humiliating five-decker afro!
[10:11] ---
    Fuyuki-kun!
[10:14] ---
    Sarge!
[10:17] ---
    Master Fuyuki! You came to save me?
[10:20] ---
    I just remembered, Master Fuyuki...
    You don't know how to swim, do you?
[10:24] ---
    Huh?
[10:27] ---
    Help! Somebody help us!
[10:28] ---
    I forgot I couldn't swim!
[10:30] ---
    Both of them are just plain hopeless,
    aren't they?
[10:36] ---
    Master Fuyuki, why... did you do that?
[10:40] ---
    Because you're my friend, Sarge.
[10:44] ---
    Master Fuyuki...
[10:50] ---
    The match ends in a draw, then.
[10:52] ---
    Yeah.
[10:56] ---
    After everything that happened,
     in the end, it seems
[10:58] ---
    the friendship between
    Sergeant Keroro and Fuyuki has deepened.
[11:02] ---
    And yet...
[11:03] ---
    Well... all those mysteries remain unsolved.
[11:07] ---
    If neither Fuyuki nor that
    stupid frog were cheating,
[11:10] ---
    then who was responsible for all that?
[11:12] ---
    Hmph.
[11:13] ---
    There is only one person
    who would do all that.
[11:17] ---
    None other than the one
    who planned all this.
[11:19] ---
    That guy.
[11:21] ---
    We're home!
[11:27] ---
    Mom!
[11:28] ---
    Huh?
[11:30] ---
    Lady Mom?! What happened to you?
[11:34] ---
    W-Welcome home...
[11:36] ---
    What's going on with
    Mom Aki and Kululu?
[11:40] ---
    You'll find out in a little while.
[11:51] ---
    Kululu vs. Aki: A Devastating
    Assault Robot Battle, Sir!
SIGN    Hinata
[12:03] ---
    I never thought I'd get home this early.
[12:05] ---
    I owe Mr. Yoshizaki for this.
[12:08] ---
    I'm much obliged.
[12:26] ---
    Where am I?
[12:29] ---
    I've been waiting for you.
[12:31] ---
    Kulu-chan!
[12:32] ---
    Hinata Aki.
[12:33] ---
    I have something I want to show you.
[12:37] ---
    Click.
[12:42] ---
    Th-That...
[12:48] ---
    That looks... like me!
SIGN    Mobile Weapon for Earth Invasion
[12:55] ---
    The mobile weapon AK 9 Double 6.
[12:58] ---
    The exterior is modeled
    after the most powerful figure
[13:00] ---
    in the Hinata household.
[13:02] ---
    Wow!
[13:04] ---
    I was hoping you would test drive it for me.
[13:07] ---
    But where are Fuyuki and
    Natsumi and all your friends?
[13:10] ---
    I didn't want any of them to disturb us.
[13:13] ---
    I made up a half-baked reason
    to keep them busy the whole day.
[13:16] ---
    Here are the ones who were
    kicked out for a half-baked reason.
[13:21] ---
    What do you say? Will you do it?
[13:23] ---
    You don't have to force yourself,
    if you don't want to.
[13:25] ---
    Force myself?
[13:28] ---
    No way! How could I pass up
    an interesting chance like this?
[13:34] ---
    I knew you'd say that.
[13:49] ---
    Whoa!
SIGN    Autumn H
[13:55] ---
    Autumn H!
[13:58] ---
    Hey! You can't just
    change her name like that.
[14:24] ---
    Ready to take off.
[14:26] ---
    Oh, but... I might startle the neighbors.
[14:30] ---
    The anti-barrier's working, so don't worry.
[14:34] ---
    Excellent! Then that'll be great.
[14:43] ---
    Hinata Aki, ready for action.
[14:59] ---
    Wow! I'm flying! This is great!
[15:02] ---
    She's easier to flatter than expected.
[15:09] ---
    This feels great!
[15:10] ---
    Don't get too carried away.
    It's still under development...
[15:14] ---
    This is a test drive, right?
[15:16] ---
    So we've got to take it to its limit!
[15:27] ---
    It's perfect!
[15:29] ---
    Everything's running smoothly.
[15:31] ---
    What're you talking about there?
[15:33] ---
    I don't recall programming it
     to move like that...
[15:40] ---
    Does it have any weapons at all?
[15:42] ---
    Hey, stop that. You're not supposed to...
[15:44] ---
    Ah!
[15:46] ---
    It must be this one.
[15:48] ---
    Autumn Punch!
[15:54] ---
    Now, let's go back to what
    we showed you a while back.
[15:56] ---
    What Sergeant Keroro and Fuyuki
     were doing at this time...
[16:04] ---
    Victory is what counts most in sports!
[16:07] ---
    Two mysterious objects
    suddenly appear from the sky.
[16:12] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[16:13] ---
    What the?
[16:14] ---
    Or, like, causes unknown?
SIGN    The Causes
[16:17] ---
    The causes.
[16:20] ---
    Let's see... How about this one?
[16:26] ---
    Autumn Hurricane!
SIGN    The Cause
[16:29] ---
    The cause.
SIGN    The Result
[16:36] ---
    The result.
[16:36] ---
    Fuyuki-kun!
[16:37] ---
    Where did that wind come from?
[16:39] ---
    I'm sure it was anything but natural.
[16:41] ---
    She's right.
SIGN    The Power of Science
[16:42] ---
    It's the power of science.
[16:50] ---
    Huh?
[16:52] ---
    What's this shaking?
[16:58] ---
    What're you doing now?
[17:00] ---
    No! It's not me!
    It's started to go berserk!
[17:03] ---
    Stop this thing, will you?!
[17:05] ---
    Autumn Beam!
[17:08] ---
    What's going on here, Kulu-chan?
[17:12] ---
    I guess it's out of control.
[17:15] ---
    What?!
[17:16] ---
    I guess there's no choice.
[17:20] ---
    What? Are you going to shoot me down?
[17:21] ---
    Don't worry. These are glue bullets
    to capture the robot.
[17:25] ---
    Click.
[17:31] ---
    I missed!
SIGN    The Cause
[17:38] ---
    The cause.
SIGN    The Result
[17:41] ---
    The result.
[17:42] ---
    Huh?
[17:43] ---
    What happened?
[17:44] ---
    Then I'll use this!
[17:46] ---
    These radio waves will tear it apart!
[17:55] ---
    It still managed to avoid it.
[17:57] ---
    Hey, please stop!
[18:01] ---
    Autumn Crusher!
[18:06] ---
    No!
[18:07] ---
    Kulu-chan!
[18:10] ---
    S-Stop that. Stop it right now.
[18:13] ---
    Autumn Arrows!
[18:18] ---
    Wha...?
[18:19] ---
    That's not me! The robot
    is moving on its own!
[18:23] ---
    Autumn Dynamite!
[18:38] ---
    Owwww!
[18:41] ---
    My glasses...
[18:42] ---
    Oops...
[18:43] ---
    That one, madam... was indeed your fault.
[18:53] ---
    Strange accidents keep happening!
[18:55] ---
    You must be cheating!
[18:57] ---
    I am getting really suspicious of them.
[19:00] ---
    Kulu-chan? Kulu-chan, are you all right?
[19:03] ---
    My glasses... My glasses...
[19:06] ---
    That does it. I've gotta go all-out on this.
[19:14] ---
    Full power!
[19:37] ---
    Initiate manual shutdown now!
[19:39] ---
    Manual shutdown?
[19:40] ---
    Here it is.
[19:46] ---
    O-Oops...
[19:48] ---
    Th-That was the control for manual exit.
[19:52] ---
    I'm really sorry.
[20:00] ---
    What do we do with that?
[20:02] ---
    It'll self-destruct in 10 minutes.
    We have to destroy the evidence.
[20:06] ---
    Now even my anti-barrier isn't working.
[20:08] ---
    I have no choice but to go underground.
[20:19] ---
    W-What's this...?
[20:20] ---
    It's huge!
[20:22] ---
    It could be the lord of the lake!
SIGN    Special Diagram
[20:26] ---
    Special Diagram.
[20:27] ---
    W-What is it now?
[20:29] ---
    There's something holding us back.
[20:31] ---
    Hey. You're not supposed to...
[20:33] ---
    Oh nooo!
[20:54] ---
    Kulu-chan, are you all right?
[20:56] ---
    I... I thought I was going to die...
[21:09] ---
    We're home!
[21:11] ---
    Mom!
[21:12] ---
    Huh?
[21:13] ---
    Lady Mom?! What happened to you?
[21:16] ---
    W-Welcome home...
[21:20] ---
    It's nothing...
[21:23] ---
    I'll never involve her again.
[21:26] ---
    To sum it up, the showdown today
    between Keronians and Earthlings
[21:29] ---
    resulted in one win and
    one draw for the Earthlings.
[21:33] ---
    Job well done.
[21:38] [SONG] ---
    Ge-Gero-Ge! Gero Gero!
[21:38] [SONG] ---
    Ge-Gero-Ge!! Gero Gero!!
[21:44] [SONG] ---
    Giro-giro-giro-giro Giro-giro-giro-giro...
    Sorosoro hajimeru zo!
[21:44] [SONG] ---
    Giro-giro-giro-giro-giro-giro-giro-giro.
    Let's get started!
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    Giro-giro-giro-giro.
    This is the Giroro drawing song!
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    Giro-giro-giro-giro
    Giroro no ekaki uta!!
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    Makka ni shizumu taiyou ga
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    When the setting red sun
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Pekopon no teppen terasu toki (Girori)
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Shines upon the top of Pekopon, (Girori!)
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Chiheisen kara kinoko ga nyokki nyoki
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    A mushroom pops out on the horizon.
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    "Nani kore~"
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    "What the heck is that?"
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Doku kinoko dattara inochi wa naize
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    If it's poisonous, you're a goner.
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    "Sutete kite!"
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Go and throw it out!
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Shouri no hata o hatamekase
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    With our victory flags
    triumphantly fluttering,
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Fune de norikome teki jinchi
    (Otoshiana niwa ki o tsukero)
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Charge into enemy territory by ship,
     (Watch out for traps!)
[22:17] [SONG] ---
    "Gakkou iku dake dakara"
[22:18] [SONG] ---
    I'm just going to school.
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Beruto no naka niwa Natsumi no shashin
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Inside my belt is a photograph of Natsumi.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Ore no oyaji wa nijuu ago
    "Majide?"
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    My old man has a double chin.
    (No kidding?)
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    Saki no mienai kemono michi demo
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    Even on a blind trail,
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    Massugu mae mite hofuku zenshin
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    Keep your eyes forward
    and advance at a crawl.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Uyo kyokusetsu aroutomo
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    There may be many twists and turns,
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Ichizuna omoi wa massugu ni
    (Natsumi…!!)
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    But be forthright about your true feelings.
    (Natsumi...!)
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Kono kao no kizu wa senshi no hokori
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    This scar on my face is a warrior's pride.
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Kamase inu to wa yobasenai
    "Giku!"
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    I won't let anyone call me the underdog.
    (Yikes!)
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    There you have it!
    It's Corporal Giroro!
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    Giroro Gochou kansei da!!! (Giro!)
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Gero-gero Giro-giro
    Tama-tama Kulu-kulu Doro-doro
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Gero-gero Giro-giro
    Tama-tama Kulu-kulu Doro-doro...
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    Netsuretsu kangeiteki!!! Ekaki uta!!! Gero!
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    It's a wildly-welcomed
    character drawing song! Gero!
[23:07] ---
    This is Dororo.
[23:08] ---
    You know, you grow up to like
[23:10] ---
    foods you did not like as a child.
[23:13] ---
    I hated bell peppers when I was little.
[23:16] ---
    I used to cry as I ate the bell peppers
    Keroro-kun had left at lunch.
[23:19] ---
    That aside, the next story is
    about the day to confess your love.
[23:23] ---
    "Keroro's Instant Dumplings
    of Love, Sir!"
[23:26] ---
    "Natsumi & Momoka: Commence
    Operation V for Valentine, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
    Two stories in one. How's that?
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!