E56 - Natsumi & Koyuki: Princess of Tennis, Sir! / Keroro: A Fine May Day, Perfect for Invading, Sir!

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[00:00] ---
    I've turned over a new leaf.
[00:02] ---
    I will defeat Natsumi-san with my very hands!
[00:05] ---
    Fine, I'll do it!
[00:07] ---
    You have a fatal weakness,
    Lady Natsumi, ma'am.
[00:10] ---
    I've come so far...
[00:12] ---
    I don't want to lose to myself!
[00:14] ---
    Here we go, Natsumi!
[00:16] ---
    If you lose, you will be
    penalized with the afro!
[00:20] ---
    Hard-working!
[00:22] ---
    And cute!
[00:23] ---
    And well-loved!
[00:24] ---
    That description belongs exclusively to me!
[00:26] ---
    Those who get in my way
    must be eliminated immediately.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Here we go!
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    "Sore ike~!!!"
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    Sometimes curiosity kills the cat.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    Inu demo arukeba bou ni wa ataru
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Sometimes even monkeys fall from trees.
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Saru mo ki kara ochiru koto mo aru
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Even in your field of expertise,
    once in a while,
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Tokui-bunya demo tama ni wa
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Shippai suru koto mo aru deshou
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    You're bound to mess up.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Sonna toki ni wa musekinin
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    For times like that: irresponsibility!
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    Kangaenai no ga hisshou-hou sa
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    Not thinking is the surefire way to win.
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    Tama ni wa yoi koto aru no sa to
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    You've just gotta say,
    "Wow, today's my lucky day,"
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Hiraki-naoru no ga kanjin na no deshou
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    And make like you did it on purpose.
    That's the key.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Let's do everything and anything!
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Paatto itcho yarimashou
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Let's just give it a go.
[01:12] [SONG] ---
    Jitsu wa minasan musekinin
[01:12] [SONG] ---
    The truth is, everyone's irresponsible.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Atama karappo no hou ga tanoshii no sa
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    It's more fun when you're brainless.
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Let's do everything and anything!
[01:22] [SONG] ---
    Paatto itcho yarimashou
[01:22] [SONG] ---
    Let's just give it a go.
[01:24] [SONG] ---
    Nihonjin wa kurai ne to
[01:24] [SONG] ---
    They keep saying
    Japanese people are depressing.
[01:28] [SONG] ---
    Itsumademo iwareteru baai ja nai deshou
[01:28] [SONG] ---
    Isn't it time we did something about that?
[01:31] [SONG] ---
    Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
[01:31] [SONG] ---
    Let's do everything and anything!
[01:33] [SONG] ---
    Paatto itcho yarimashou
[01:33] [SONG] ---
    Let's just give it a go.
[01:37] [SONG] ---
    Soshite subete ga soutai-seiriron-teki na
    jinruigakuron de aru wake desu
[01:37] [SONG] ---
    And all of that is a relativistic
    anthropological argument, you see.
[01:44] [SONG] ---
    Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
[01:44] [SONG] ---
    Let's do everything and anything!
[01:55] [SONG] ---
    "Gokurousan!!!"
[01:55] [SONG] ---
    Good job!
[02:01] ---
    The dead of night, when even
    the trees and grass are asleep...
[02:06] ---
    Deep in the mountains,
    far from civilization...
[02:09] ---
    ...there is one girl hard at training.
[02:13] ---
    Too soft!
[02:14] ---
    I'm still not fully committed!
[02:17] ---
    Are you truly certain of this?
[02:19] ---
    Koyuki-dono, have you no
    intention of reconsidering?
[02:23] ---
    I've turned over a new leaf.
[02:25] ---
    Down with Hinata Natsumi!
[02:28] ---
    I will defeat Natsumi with my very hands!
[02:32] ---
    What could have possibly befallen
    Azumaya Koyuki?
[02:39] ---
    Natsumi & Koyuki:
    Princess of Tennis, Sir!
[02:45] ---
    You sure have it rough, Sis.
[02:48] ---
    So many teams asking you to help them out.
[02:51] ---
    I haven't played tennis in so long!
[02:53] ---
    But I feel like my instincts
    are mostly back now.
[02:56] ---
    You're no good at all.
[02:57] ---
    Huh?
[02:59] ---
    You are woefully and
    utterly inadequate, ma'am.
[03:01] ---
    What was that?!
[03:03] ---
    You have a fatal weakness,
    Lady Natsumi, ma'am.
SIGN    Fatal Weakness
[03:07] ---
    A fatal weakness?
[03:09] ---
    Well, not that it would bother me one bit
    if you totally humiliated yourself.
[03:14] ---
    And it's not like I'm
    obligated to tell you, ma'am.
[03:17] ---
    Hey, what is it?!
[03:19] ---
    Let's hear what this supposed
    weakness is, you stupid frog!
[03:25] ---
    You called me a stupid frog!
[03:28] ---
    I could never give
    information to such a person!
[03:32] ---
    Huh?
[03:33] ---
    Until you overcome this weakness,
[03:36] ---
    you will never be able to surpass me!
[03:39] ---
    Yes!
[03:40] ---
    Follow me, Natsumi!
[03:41] ---
    I shall continue to run
    ahead of you, ma'am!
[03:46] ---
    No way I'm following you!
[03:49] ---
    Then you can just keep
    agonizing on your own.
[03:54] ---
    Natsumi-san!
[03:56] ---
    Prepare yourself!
[04:02] ---
    Koyuki-chan!
[04:03] ---
    I've been worried, because you
    haven't been to school in ages.
[04:07] ---
    I'm so happy! You were worried about me?!
[04:12] ---
    No! I have turned over a new leaf!
[04:14] ---
    I have no reason to
    expect kindness from my enemy!
[04:18] ---
    Enemy?
SIGN    Challenge to a Duel
[04:19] ---
    Please accept this!
[04:21] ---
    "Challenge to a duel"?
SIGN    Duel
[04:24] ---
    Duel!
[04:25] ---
    That's right! This is a duel!
SIGN    Destined Rivals
[04:28] ---
    Destined rivals!
[04:30] ---
    Bring it on!
SIGN    Sweat & Tears
[04:33] ---
    Sweat and tears!
SIGN    Friendship
[04:34] ---
    And friendship!
[04:36] ---
    Our friendship is forever!
SIGN    The End
SIGN    Heartpounding Productions
SIGN    Moved
[04:44] ---
    A-Are you telling me...
[04:46] ---
    ...that you were influenced by this show...?
[04:50] ---
    It's hard for me to fight against
    my beloved Natsumi-san, too.
[04:53] ---
    But if I duel you, we'll be
    bound by even deeper friendship.
SIGN    Passionate Friendship
    of Dawn
[04:58] ---
    That is what this video taught me!
[05:00] ---
    So let's duel, Natsumi-san!
[05:03] ---
    We don't have to do that.
    We're friends already!
[05:06] ---
    In that case...
[05:10] ---
    ...have a tennis match!
[05:12] ---
    Stupid frog...
[05:14] ---
    Koyuki.
[05:15] ---
    Yes?
[05:15] ---
    On the court, you will be able
    to fight to your heart's content
[05:18] ---
    without interference from anyone.
[05:20] ---
    That's true!
[05:22] ---
    Natsumi!
[05:23] ---
    What?
[05:23] ---
    Don't you think playing a match
    against Koyuki, an all-around athlete,
[05:26] ---
    is the perfect way to
    overcome your fatal weakness?!
SIGN    Fatal
[05:32] ---
    Maybe...
[05:33] ---
    Let us do it, Natsumi-san!
[05:35] ---
    It's settled.
[05:36] ---
    However, if you lose,
    you will be penalized with an afro!
SIGN    Ohhh ho ho ho ho ho
[05:43] ---
    Why the heck?
[05:44] ---
    Hey! How does the afro
    come into play here?!
[05:48] ---
    The afro...
[05:49] ---
    I think I might be a bit interested
    in seeing Natsumi in an afro...
SIGN    Blush
[05:52] ---
    Why?
[05:53] ---
    Then it is settled!
SIGN    Ohhh ho ho ho
SIGN    Underground Base Specially-Installed Tennis Court
[05:57] ---
    The underground base has a
    specially-installed tennis court!
[06:01] ---
    Sheesh! There you go again, building
    these things without permission!
[06:04] ---
    I prepared this for you to
    overcome your fatal weakness!
[06:09] ---
    The EL-ME 2!
[06:12] ---
    Here we go, Natsumi!
[06:15] ---
    What?!
[06:20] ---
    That's dangerous!
[06:21] ---
    Don't you wish to know
    what your weakness is?!
[06:24] ---
    If you wish to know, show me you
    can endure this intensive training!
[06:28] ---
    Fine, I'll do it!
[06:32] ---
    There!
[06:38] ---
    Your duel is tomorrow!
[06:39] ---
    If you wish to know your weakness,
[06:41] ---
    return these balls
    as if your life depended on it!
[06:43] ---
    Huh?
[06:47] ---
    What could it be?
[06:48] ---
    This weakness the stupid frog says I have...
[06:50] ---
    It's bugging me,
[06:51] ---
    and I can't focus!
[06:53] ---
    This weakness that Sergeant Ker...
    sorry, Madame Kero...
[06:57] ---
    speaks of... what could it be?!
[07:00] ---
    Come on, just tell me on the sly.
[07:03] ---
    Gero?
[07:04] ---
    Actually, she has no
    weakness to begin with.
[07:08] ---
    What?
[07:08] ---
    But I thought if I told her that,
    she'd be unable to focus on her game!
SIGN    Nothing but
    a mean prank
[07:13] ---
    You're a demon in a blonde wig!
[07:17] ---
    I'll have Lady Natsumi in an afro,
     whether she likes it or not,
[07:21] ---
    and I'll distribute embarrassing
    afro photos of her on the Internet!
SIGN    Ohh ho ho ho ho
[07:28] ---
    I've come so far...
[07:30] ---
    I don't want to lose to myself!
SIGN    Yard Ball Scoop Board
    Illustrations to Make One
[08:05] ---
    Koyuki-dono...
[08:10] ---
    And finally, the day of the duel...
    I mean, the match.
[08:13] ---
    Rah! Rah! Natchi!
[08:16] ---
    Rah, rah, Natchi! Rah, rah, Natchi!
[08:19] ---
    You'll be humiliated before us all,
    Lady Natsumi, ma'am.
[08:22] ---
    Okay, best-of-three-set match!
    Azumaya-san serving!
[08:27] ---
    Here I go, Natsumi!
[08:29] ---
    Ninja Art:
[08:32] ---
    Eight-Way Scattershot!
[08:35] ---
    What?
[08:35] ---
    The ball multiplied into eight?!
[08:41] ---
    That's Lady Koyuki for you!
[08:42] ---
    Eight-Way Scattershot!
[08:46] ---
    Lady Natsumi is certain to
    end up in an afro now, sir.
[08:49] ---
    Ace! Thirty-love!
[08:50] ---
    Rah! Rah! Natchi!
[08:53] ---
    Go, go, Natchi!
[08:55] ---
    Eight-Way Scattershot!
[08:57] ---
    A puny serve like this...
[09:00] ---
    No way I'm losing to it!
[09:04] ---
    She did it!
[09:09] ---
    Amazing!
[09:10] ---
    Yay! Yay!
[09:11] ---
    Natsumi really is amazing!
    She countered my ninja technique!
[09:15] ---
    But I'm not losing, no matter what!
[09:17] ---
    Body Double Jutsu!
[09:20] ---
    What?!
[09:21] ---
    Now it's Koyuki-chan that's multiplied!
[09:26] ---
    I can't predict where
    the return's going to come!
[09:30] ---
    But I've got my legs!
[09:36] ---
    I'll run and run and run my butt off!
[09:48] ---
    Ninja Art:
[09:49] ---
    Smoke Ball!
[09:54] ---
    Ninja Art:
[09:55] ---
    Water Pillar!
[10:03] ---
    What's this I'm feeling?
[10:08] ---
    I'm getting all worked up
    against Koyuki-chan. But...
[10:12] ---
    Along with Natsumi-san's returns,
[10:13] ---
    I feel like her heart is
    reaching out to me, too.
[10:16] ---
    I can feel your heart
    reaching out, Koyuki-chan.
[10:20] ---
    I see! This is what you were talking about!
[10:23] ---
    The passionate friendship
    born of competition!
[10:27] ---
    This is amazing!
[10:29] ---
    It's like there's no break.
[10:31] ---
    Or, like, fitness contest?
[10:35] ---
    Ninja Art:
[10:36] ---
    Spider Silk!
[10:40] ---
    There!
[10:44] ---
    Curse you!
SIGN    Shaggy Shaggy Shaggalicious Shaggy Shaggy
[10:46] ---
    At this rate,
[10:48] ---
    my precious "Operation: Put Lady
    Natsumi in an Afro" will be ruined!
SIGN    Myeowwwn Concert Dasonu Maso
[10:50] ---
    It's time to go to
    any and all lengths, sir!
[10:53] ---
    Dasonu Maso, come here!
SIGN    Shaggy Shaggy Shaggy...
[10:59] ---
    Huh?
[11:00] ---
    What?
SIGN    Shaggy Shaggy Shaggy...
[11:01] ---
    No way! Don't tell me...
[11:12] ---
    I am DASONU☆MASO!
SIGN    DANCE☆MAN
[11:15] ---
    Dasonu...?
SIGN    DASONU☆MASO
[11:17] ---
    Wh-What are you doing here?!
[11:19] ---
    Dasonu Maso can use the beams
     that he emits from his eyes
[11:22] ---
    to instantly give people an afro hairdo.
[11:25] ---
    He is a frightening alien.
[11:26] ---
    I'll comb straight out!
SIGN    I'll comb
    straight out!
[11:27] ---
    I appear without any
    good reason whatsoever
[11:30] ---
    just for the afro punch line!
[11:33] ---
    That's who I am!
SIGN    Ohhh ho ho ho ho ho ho
[11:37] ---
    I want you to waste no time
     giving these two afros!
[11:40] ---
    What?!
[11:41] ---
    Leave it to me.
[11:42] ---
    Fever Time!
SIGN    Shaggy Shaggy Shaggy...
[11:46] ---
    Natsumi!
[11:48] ---
    Not so fast!
[11:56] ---
    You were good, Koyuki-chan.
[11:58] ---
    Same to you, Natsumi-san.
[12:00] ---
    Truly what I would have
    expected of my Natsumi-san!
[12:05] ---
    The match was never settled,
[12:07] ---
    but Natsumi-chan and Koyuki-chan were
    able to deepen their friendship.
[12:13] ---
    Why must I suffer like this?
[12:17] ---
    I'll comb straight out!
    The match wasn't settled, either!
SIGN    I'll comb
    straight out!
SIGN    I'll comb straight out!
[12:21] ---
    I'll comb straight out!
    I'll comb... I'll comb... I'll comb straight out!
[12:23] ---
    Why us, too?
[12:25] ---
    Or, like, futures entwined?
[12:38] ---
    May.
[12:39] ---
    Clear skies as far as the eye can see.
[12:42] ---
    The season when the greenery
    is particularly brilliant.
[12:44] ---
    And it is also the season when
    new lives are brought into the world.
[12:55] ---
    Keroro: A Fine May Day,
    Perfect for Invading, Sir!
[13:01] ---
    This is a clump of dirt, sir.
[13:04] ---
    It must be the work of
    neighborhood rascals, sir.
[13:08] ---
    Take this! Lethal Technique,
    Gatling Broom Attack!
[13:14] ---
    Ooh! He's making one broom
    look like many!
[13:17] ---
    You can't do that, Sarge.
[13:19] ---
    Whoa, whoa, whoa.
[13:23] ---
    To think his own technique
    would work against him.
[13:26] ---
    This is a precious swallow's nest.
[13:29] ---
    Swallow?
SIGN    Spring
[13:30] ---
    They're migratory birds that come
    to Japan every year around this season
SIGN    Summer
SIGN    Autumn
[13:33] ---
    to raise their young.
SIGN    Winter
[13:36] ---
    They're hard-working and cute,
[13:38] ---
    so they're well-loved, you know.
[13:42] ---
    Leave it alone, okay?
[13:43] ---
    Okay!
[13:44] ---
    Or, like, protect nature?
[13:46] ---
    I object, Master Fuyuki!
[13:48] ---
    Huh?
[13:48] ---
    Hard-working!
[13:50] ---
    And cute!
[13:51] ---
    And well-loved!
SIGN    Huge Star
[13:52] ---
    That description belongs exclusively to me!
[13:54] ---
    And yet...
[13:57] ---
    Making a mud nest like
    this without permission!
[13:59] ---
    I do not want such a freeloading squatter
[14:01] ---
    infringing on my exclusive rights, sir!
[14:03] ---
    That's easy for you to say, but...
[14:05] ---
    That's no fair! That's no fair!
[14:10] ---
    Oh, welcome home, Fuyuki.
[14:12] ---
    Oh, Sis...
[14:17] ---
    See? There.
[14:18] ---
    Wow! That's wonderful! A swallow's nest!
[14:21] ---
    So lots of swallows
    traversed the vast, distant skies
[14:24] ---
    to visit us again this year.
[14:26] ---
    Through rain...
[14:27] ---
    Through wind...
[14:29] ---
    Even on stormy days...
[14:31] ---
    Oh, would you listen to me?
    Maybe I've got it in me to be a poet!
[14:36] ---
    Hey, you stupid frog!
[14:37] ---
    You do anything to this,
    and I'll make you sorry!
[14:43] ---
    Arrrggghh!
[14:44] ---
    How am I any different
    from this so-called swallow?!
[14:48] ---
    I would like a satisfactory
    explanation, sir!
[14:51] ---
    Argh! I swear!
[14:53] ---
    Want me to explain it to you?
[14:55] ---
    Yeah, do!
[14:56] ---
    In other words,
[14:58] ---
    these swallows have the charisma
     to command such attention.
[15:00] ---
    Right, right.
[15:01] ---
    You do not!
[15:03] ---
    Period.
[15:05] ---
    Okay, now I'm fuming!
[15:07] ---
    Yeah! Fuming!
[15:08] ---
    Who knows what I might do right now!
[15:11] ---
    Those who get in my way
    must be eliminated immediately.
[15:14] ---
    He's acting furious, but he's still plotting.
[15:16] ---
    The key here is to neatly
    make it look like an accident.
[15:25] ---
    A ball...
[15:26] ---
    ...that some kid...
[15:28] ---
    ...kicked in here...
[15:30] ---
    ...just happened to slam into the nest!
[15:35] ---
    Oh, no, you don't!
[15:36] ---
    What?!
[15:46] ---
    If you want to play soccer that badly,
    I'll play with you good and long!
[15:50] ---
    N-No, thank you very much, ma'am.
[16:07] ---
    Curse you, swallow!
    You won't get away with this!
SIGN    You won't get away with this!
[16:11] ---
    There it is!
    The sarge's unjustified resentment!
[16:13] ---
    This time, it'll be perfect!
[16:15] ---
    Practice swings! The bat will just happen
    to strike the swallow's nest!
[16:19] ---
    Morning.
[16:21] ---
    A g-good morning to you, Lady Natsumi.
[16:24] ---
    Are you at least a little remorseful now?
[16:26] ---
    Yes! Like my head split open!
[16:30] ---
    Kero?
[16:36] ---
    What?!
[16:38] ---
    L-Lady Natsumi, y-your head...
[16:42] ---
    What in the world...
[16:43] ---
    I haven't done anything.
    Is something wrong?
[16:48] ---
    Sis. Sarge. Morning.
[16:50] ---
    Master Fuyuki.
[16:52] ---
    How could this be?!
[16:54] ---
    What's wrong?
[16:55] ---
    You're making a funny face.
[16:58] ---
    What are you saying?
    His face looks funny to begin with.
[17:01] ---
    Now that you mention it, you have a point.
[17:07] ---
    C-Could this...
[17:09] ---
    ...p-possibly be...
SIGN    In Fashion Trendy Item
[17:12] ---
    ...i-in fashion? Maybe?
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    It is now the season when
    balmy early summer breezes
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    pleasantly brush against one's skin.
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    Another fine day.
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    North, south, east, west. Nothing unusual...
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    What could that light be?!
SIGN    Keroro Platoon Pleasant Morning Meeting
SIGN    This Week's Goals
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    This invasion is never going to
    make any progress, at this rate!
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    Come on, let's take it easy.
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    Or, like, composed mindset?
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    So this thing really is in fashion right now.
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    I've totally missed the boat, sir.
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    Darn.
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    Hey! Hey! Where did you all get those?!
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    Huh? What are you talking about?
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    Oh, come on! Like you don't know!
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    Let me in on it, too.
    Give, give and take on me!
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    Just as I thought.
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    Hey, Dororo.
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    You haven't gotten one yet, either?
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    You're so behind the times.
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    Keroro-kun, the Hinata household
    is in terrible trouble indeed!
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    What?
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    I-Is it that fashionable?
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    What are you saying, Keroro-kun?!
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    You can see traces of the
    anti-barrier they are using!
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    What?!
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    D-Don't tell me...
    some kind of hostile invading alien?
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    That's...!
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    Keroro-kun!
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    Th-This is...
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    So the entire city is already
    under their control, sir?
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    Eating dirt!
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    Eating bugs!
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    So bitter!
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    Eating dirt! Eating bugs! So bitter!
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    Eating dirt! Eating bugs! So bitter!
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    Or, like, nervous swallow?
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    I am sorry.
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    Huh?
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    We have taken the liberty of finding
    shelter among you for a short while.
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    Thanks to you, my children
    are now safely hatched.
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    We Swallowans are a people
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    who live in this way as we travel
    across the universe.
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    We must once again depart
    immediately for the next planet.
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    Come, my children,
    thank the people of this planet.
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    Thank you! Thank you!
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    Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
    Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
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    Whoa! These are all Swallowans?!
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    Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
    Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
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    In other words,
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    we had been utterly and completely
    invaded, just for a short while.
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    Hey, hey, I feel light as a feather!
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    I feel incredibly clear-headed
    for some reason, too!
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    Feeling great!
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    Or, like, boundless vigor?
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    Of course!
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    It is said that being
    parasitized by a Swallowan
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    has the side effect of leaving
    the host in peak condition.
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    I almost wish we could take a page
    out of their invasion book.
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    Hey! When your children are grown,
    come again, sir!
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    Next time, I would love for you
    to parasitize me, too, sir!
SIGN    Several days later...
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    And several days later...
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    Yes!
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    Look, look!
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    Is this the latest thing?
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    Deadly bee.
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    A single dose of its poisonous sting
    can drop even an African elephant.
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    You think this'll be
    the next thing in fashion?
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    Mr. Sergeant,
    please don't come any closer!
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    Everyone, watch out for those
    invading parasitic aliens, too!
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    Invaders!
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    Shinryakusha!!
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    Invaders!
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    Shinryakusha!!
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    Please give me love.
     Give me lots, lots more.
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    Ai o kudasai motto motto kudasai
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    Come on, it's not like
    you'll have less of it.
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    Ii ja nai no heru mon ja aru mai shi
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    I want to live my life for you,
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    Anata no tame ni ikite ikitai
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    As long as you'll let me live
    in the lap of luxury.
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    Zeitaku sasete kureru nara
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    DO YA DO! What comes next in the dream?
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    DO YA DO Yume no tsuzuki
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    DO YA DO! Let me see what happens.
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    DO YA DO Misasete yo ne
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    I'll give it my darnedest best and do it,
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    Ganbari-makutte yattaru de
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    But even then, I'll take a break
    once in a while.
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    Sondemo tama ni wa hito-yasumi
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    How's that? How's that? How's that?
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    Dosu ka? Dosu ka? Dosu ka?
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    How about something like this?
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    Konnan de dossu ka?
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    When you're in that
    critically desperate situation,
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    Zettai no zetsumei no pinchi wa
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    Shake your hips and fake it!
     Dancing, dancing!
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    Koshi futte gomakase danshin danshin!
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    I want love and courage,
    and to be popular! (I want it...)
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    Ai to yuuki to ninki hoshii yo~ (Hoshii~)
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    I'll do it with spirit and guts!
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    Konjou to kiai de yarimasu
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    For crabbiness, drink milk for calcium!
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    Ira-ira ni wa gyuunyuu de karushiumu!
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    If things don't go well,
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    Umaku ikanai nara
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    That's because you are a stupid kid...
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    Sore wa "bouya dakara sa..."
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    Invaders!
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    Shinryakusha!!
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    Natsumi here.
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    Maybe it's because it's gotten warm.
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    Lately, I've got this
    irresistible urge to be active.
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    I should take this opportunity
    to go on a diet!
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    But even though I think that,
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    I'll just end up eating all the calories
    I lose from exercising, so...
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    Aw, man...
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    Never mind that. Next time,
    we have that frightening foe!
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    Keroro Platoon will be in a pinch!
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    "Dororo: The Counterattack is Mine, Sir!"
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    "Giant Frog vs. Great Monsters
    of the South Seas, Sir!"
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    These two stories.
    How's that?
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    Ge-Gero!