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E289 - Giroro: Red Demon of the Battlefield, Sir! / Keroro: Is That Lie True, Sir?

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:20] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:20] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:31] ---
    Corporal Giroro of the Keroro Platoon.
[01:34] ---
    He has won notoriety as a valiant soldier,
[01:37] ---
    but the road he has walked to get here
    was far from smooth.
[01:39] ---
    Today, we will introduce the
    untold past of Corporal Giroro.
SIGN    Giroro: Red Demon of the Battlefield
[01:46] ---
    Giroro: Red Demon of the Battlefield, Sir!
[01:52] ---
    While he was attending the
    Keron Army Nursery Class,
[01:54] ---
    Corporal Giroro played almost every day with
    his classmates, including Sergeant Keroro.
SIGN    Cat Warm Fuzzies Annual
[02:00] ---
    But.
[02:03] ---
    Hey, Giroro!
[02:04] ---
    Let's go to Zeroro's house
    to eat some snacks!
[02:08] ---
    I have stuff to do today.
[02:10] ---
    Some other time, okay?
[02:12] ---
    Blank stare...
[02:14] ---
    Why?
[02:15] ---
    And that's how it was.
SIGN    Corporal Giroro's Friends Lance Corporal Dororo Sergeant Keroro
[02:16] ---
    We just grew further and further apart, sir.
[02:19] ---
    It was not until much later
    that we discovered the reason.
[02:23] ---
    Giroro's father made a name for himself as
    the greatest demon corporal in the Keron Army.
[02:28] ---
    His older brother, Galulu, secured the
    highest performance in military school.
[02:32] ---
    So the people around Giroro expected him
     to achieve great things in the future, too.
[02:37] ---
    And in order to meet those expectations,
[02:39] ---
    after school, Giroro strove hard
    on his own to train.
[02:43] ---
    All for the sake of becoming a respectable
    soldier like his father and brother.
SIGN    Red Juice
[02:50] ---
    Gross.
[02:53] ---
    Once Giroro eventually officially
    enrolled in training school,
[02:55] ---
    he devoted all his time, day and night,
    to a harsh training regimen.
[02:58] ---
    And he grew to achieve great results.
[03:05] ---
    At nights, too, he sacrificed sleep
    and immersed himself in reading.
[03:08] ---
    Perhaps what is engrossing him
    is a guide to war strategy,
[03:10] ---
    or the instruction manual of some weapon?
SIGN    Galactic Railway Timetable 99,999 Trains In Operation
[03:14] ---
    Huh? The timetable for the galactic railway?
[03:16] ---
    Why?
SIGN    Galactic Railway Society Proof of Membership Name: Giroro
[03:18] ---
    Actually, Giroro had had a dream
    ever since he was young.
[03:21] ---
    He dreamed of working
    on the Galactic Railway.
SIGN    Corporal Giroro Interview
[03:24] ---
    At that time, I still hadn't
    given up on my dreams.
[03:28] ---
    So every night, before I went to sleep,
    I would gaze at the timetable,
[03:31] ---
    and find relief in it.
[03:33] ---
    However, he sealed away that dream of his.
[03:36] ---
    In order to meet the hopes
    of the people around him,
[03:37] ---
    and become a respectable soldier.
[03:41] ---
    Thereafter, Giroro continued
    to endure the harsh training,
[03:44] ---
    and finally graduated from training school.
[03:50] ---
    But on that day...
[03:51] ---
    ...something happened which he
    could never have anticipated.
[03:57] ---
    Brother?
[03:58] ---
    Giroro.
SIGN    Galactic Railway Corporation
    Staff Employment Guide
    Application Documents Enclosed
[04:02] ---
    The application form for the Galactic
    Railway staff employment exam?
[04:06] ---
    What is this?
[04:06] ---
    Giroro... take the employment exam.
[04:09] ---
    I'll tell Dad for you.
[04:11] ---
    Wh-What are you talking about?!
[04:13] ---
    I'm this close to formally becoming
    part of the Keron Army!
[04:15] ---
    There is no need to follow rails laid by others
    to the point of sacrificing your own dreams.
[04:26] ---
    You walk your own road.
SIGN    Galactic Railway Corporation Staff Employment Guide Application Documents Enclosed
SIGN    Corporal Giroro Interview
[04:34] ---
    I was stunned.
[04:36] ---
    My brother was on course to be an elite.
[04:38] ---
    I thought he never looked twice at me.
[04:41] ---
    But he had been thinking of me
    more than any other.
SIGN    Red Juice
    All About Railroads (25)
    Railway Roads
    Timetable
[04:45] ---
    And so, day after day, Giroro
    dedicated himself to frenetic study.
[04:48] ---
    To show his thanks to the
    gratitude of his brother Galulu.
[04:51] ---
    However, yet another unexpected
    situation lay in wait for Giroro.
SIGN    Galactic Railway
SIGN    Galaxy News Bulletin
[04:59] ---
    Galaxy News!
[05:01] ---
    Keron Army battalion #389,
    which was advancing on Planet Antano,
[05:05] ---
    has come under counterattack
    by a hostile species,
[05:06] ---
    and appears to have suffered
    numerous casualties.
[05:10] ---
    They are presently
    attempting to fight back,
[05:12] ---
    but are thought to be
    isolated on the front line.
[05:21] ---
    Battalion #389?!
[05:23] ---
    That's the squad my brother's in!
[05:25] ---
    I can't stay here doing nothing.
[05:27] ---
    I have to go save him right now.
SIGN    Corporal Giroro Interview
[05:29] ---
    But that would mean...
[05:30] ---
    ...abandoning my dream of working
    on the Galactic Railway.
[05:34] ---
    All my brother's consideration
    would be for nothing.
[05:36] ---
    What should I do?
[05:38] ---
    I was pressed to make a decision.
[05:42] ---
    Don't retreat! Fight back!
[06:02] ---
    Looks like this is as far as we go...
[06:06] ---
    Finish them!
[06:14] ---
    Wh-What?!
[06:16] ---
    That's...!
[06:22] ---
    I've had enough from you!
SIGN    Galactic Railway Timetable
[06:34] ---
    Tch!
[06:44] ---
    Giroro!
[06:52] ---
    You've breathed your last breath!
[06:56] ---
    Giroro!
SIGN    Red Juice
SIGN    Red Juice
[07:32] ---
    And so Giroro safely rescued
    Galulu and his battalion,
[07:35] ---
    and his tremendous show
    of battle prowess
[07:37] ---
    earned him the name
    "The Red Demon of the Battlefield."
SIGN    Corporal Giroro Interview
[07:41] ---
    I put my victory at that time
    down to this red juice.
[07:45] ---
    So, even now, I drink it every day.
[07:48] ---
    What's most important for carrying out
    missions on Pekopon is our health.
[07:51] ---
    So it's very popular with the
    rest of the Keroro Platoon, too.
[07:55] ---
    I mix it with cola and have cola red juice!
[07:58] ---
    I mix it with curry and have curry red juice.
[08:01] ---
    I mix it with blue Hawaii syrup
    and have blue red juice.
[08:06] ---
    I mix it with milk and have
    red juice milk!
[08:09] ---
    Or, like, healthy drinking?
[08:11] ---
    And I mix it with raw eggs
    and have red juice shake!
[08:15] ---
    Gero gero.
[08:17] ---
    Of course, I drink it every day, too.
[08:22] ---
    Gross.
[08:23] ---
    Give me another!
SIGN    Red Juice
SIGN    Space TV Shopping
[08:25] ---
    Space TV Shopping!
[08:28] ---
    Yes, everyone,
SIGN    The product everyone's talking about, now at a bargain price... Product No. 2: Red Juice Special Set
[08:29] ---
    put your health first!
    Introducing this red juice special set!
[08:32] ---
    Order one 6-pack now and you can have,
    you won't believe this,
[08:35] ---
    you really won't believe it,
[08:36] ---
    a whole extra case thrown in,
[08:37] ---
    and the price we're asking is a mere... BAM!
[08:40] ---
    Please, give us a call right now!
SIGN    Call right now! Taking calls 24 hours! Do it now!!
[08:46] ---
    Wait, was this... an advertisement
    program for red juice?
[08:50] ---
    Gero gerori.
[08:51] ---
    A-Actually, I had a request from Gail
    from the Space TV Shopping channel...
[08:56] ---
    Then... the Corporal's
    legendary origin story was...
[08:59] ---
    ...a long setup for a commercial?
[09:01] ---
    It was all to acquire invasion budget, sir!
[09:04] ---
    They pay well, y'know! Good fees!
[09:07] ---
    O-Oh?
[09:09] ---
    But the relationship Giroro and
    his brother Galulu have is moving.
[09:13] ---
    Y-Yes...
[09:15] ---
    Ah, that was a lie, too.
[09:17] ---
    What?!
[09:18] ---
    We made it for this program, ma'am.
[09:21] ---
    So the story behind Giroro's scar...
[09:24] ---
    A lie, of course!
[09:26] ---
    I got this because of you!
[09:30] ---
    Well, let's forget about
    the cause of Giroro's scar.
[09:33] ---
    Would you all like a glass
    of red vegetable juice?
[09:37] ---
    Gross.
[09:38] ---
    Give me another!
SIGN    WcDonalds
[09:46] ---
    During our everyday lives,
[09:48] ---
    we sometimes tell little lies, don't we?
[09:51] ---
    But you might have to start
    being a little more careful.
[09:55] ---
    And then...
[09:59] ---
    Ah, hello? Fuyuki?
[10:01] ---
    Sis... It's meant to be your
    turn to make dinner today!
[10:04] ---
    Where are you right now?
[10:06] ---
    What? It's that time already?
[10:08] ---
    S-Sorry!
[10:09] ---
    The thing is...
[10:10] ---
    ...the weather suddenly turned bad,
[10:12] ---
    it's actually hailing right now!
SIGN    WcDonalds
[10:18] ---
    So it is...
[10:19] ---
    And then I slipped on a
    banana peel and fell over.
[10:23] ---
    I'm just resting at the moment.
[10:24] ---
    Wait a little longer, okay?
[10:26] ---
    You're so bad.
SIGN    WcDonalds
[10:36] ---
    Lie detected. Lie detected.
[10:45] ---
    Keroro: Is That Lie True, Sir?
[10:50] ---
    Ah, I let it get a little late...
[10:54] ---
    Huh? Hail?
[10:55] ---
    Wha, what is this?!
[11:01] ---
    Owww...
[11:03] ---
    Did the lie I just told come true?!
[11:08] ---
    Owwwww.
[11:09] ---
    That was horrible...
[11:11] ---
    Oh, yes, Fuyuki.
[11:13] ---
    Did you record that drama I asked you to?
[11:16] ---
    Oops.
[11:17] ---
    I was so preoccupied with recording
    this other program that I forgot...
[11:21] ---
    U-Um...
[11:22] ---
    The recorder was playing up,
    so... I couldn't...
[11:25] ---
    Huh? It was?
[11:27] ---
    Ugh. Today sucks.
[11:29] ---
    Sorry, Sis...
[11:32] ---
    Lie detected. Lie detected.
SIGN    Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie
SIGN    Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie
SIGN    Screeeeeeeee
     Grkgrkgrkgrk
[11:40] ---
    No way... what?!
SIGN    Permanent Archive Version
[11:43] ---
    Ahhhhh! Oh no!
[11:46] ---
    My lie became a reality?
[11:50] ---
    Gero gero gero gero.
[11:51] ---
    Forgive me, Master Fuyuki.
[11:53] ---
    But thanks to you, my experiment
    is a grand success, sir!
[11:56] ---
    Experiment?
[11:57] ---
    You're saying that was a new operation?
[12:01] ---
    Indeed!
SIGN    Lie
[12:02] ---
    Those foolish Pekoponians
    lie at every opportunity!
SIGN    Black & White
SIGN    Untruth
SIGN    Revealed & Concealed
[12:06] ---
    In that case... if those lies
    actually became the truth...
[12:09] ---
    And so that's what I had
    Kululu make this time.
SIGN    "You found someone nice" System
[12:14] ---
    I call it the "You found
    someone nice" System!
[12:17] ---
    "You found someone nice" System?!
SIGN    Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie
[12:20] ---
    It's a fearsome system that, when the
    satellite Komawari above Pekopon detects a lie,
SIGN    1/10000 sec.
    Super Slow Footage
[12:24] ---
    teleports Kuroko robots in to implement
    the lie faster than the eye can see.
SIGN    Kuroko Robot
[12:31] ---
    All it will take is for the lies
    they tell to become reality,
[12:33] ---
    and the Pekoponians will be in chaos!
[12:36] ---
    And while they are, we will complete
    our invasion of Pekopon, sir!
[12:40] ---
    Mr. Yoshizaki?
[12:41] ---
    The deadline is getting pretty close,
[12:43] ---
    so I'd like to stop by
    to pick up your manu—
[12:45] ---
    Your cat went crazy, ink spilled everywhere,
    and your manuscript caught on fire?!
[12:50] ---
    Lie detected. Lie detected.
SIGN    Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie
[12:54] ---
    Okay, bought myself some time!
[12:56] ---
    Now I've gotta finish it up!
SIGN    1/10000 sec.
    Super Slow Footage
[12:59] ---
    Kuroko.
[13:11] ---
    Gero gerori.
[13:20] ---
    Oh, no!
[13:21] ---
    I snacked on too many baked potatoes,
    and now my stomach is...
[13:24] ---
    Hold it in... but... nnnggh!
SIGN    Phhrrrrrt
[13:30] ---
    Ladies and gentlemen, I must apologize.
[13:32] ---
    That was me.
[13:35] ---
    Paul...
[13:37] ---
    Lie detected. Lie detected.
SIGN    1/10000 sec. Super Slow Footage
[13:52] ---
    Gero gero.
SIGN    Ku ku ku ku ku ku ku ku ku
[13:54] ---
    Invasion level has reached phase 3!
[13:57] ---
    Everyone on Pekopon is acting
    hectic because of their own lies!
[14:01] ---
    Or, like, heaven's vengeance?
[14:03] ---
    Then good!
[14:06] ---
    Oh, come, come, Lady Natsumi!
[14:08] ---
    Lie again! Fail to learn your lesson, ma'am!
[14:13] ---
    Crap!
[14:14] ---
    I'm home!
[14:16] ---
    Ahhhh, what do I do, what do I do?!
[14:20] ---
    It's nothing!
[14:21] ---
    I haven't broken anything!
[14:23] ---
    Lie detected. Lie detected.
SIGN    1/10000 sec.
    Super Slow Footage
[14:34] ---
    Sis? Did you break something?
[14:35] ---
    No, nothing!
[14:38] ---
    Huh?
[14:40] ---
    There, you see, nothing!
[14:43] ---
    Yeah.
[14:46] ---
    Huh?
[14:48] ---
    Hey.
[14:48] ---
    How're you getting on with the
    Captain Geroro storyboard?
[14:51] ---
    Errrrk!
[14:52] ---
    I guess I'd say about 98% complete?
[14:55] ---
    Lie detected. Lie detected.
[14:58] ---
    Oh? Show me.
[14:59] ---
    U-Ummm...
SIGN    1/10000 sec.
    Super Slow Footage
[15:02] ---
    
[15:02] ---
    
[15:04] ---
    
[15:07] ---
    
[15:12] ---
    98%, huh.
[15:15] ---
    This is well-drawn.
[15:16] ---
    Huh?
[15:17] ---
    Gero?
SIGN    Cuts of Meat
[15:19] ---
    Thank you very much.
SIGN    Top round 220 yen Loin 270 yen
[15:20] ---
    And your change, 300 thousand yen.
[15:23] ---
    Lie detected. Lie detected.
SIGN    Top round 220 yen Loin 270 yen Our Recommendation Pork belly 20% off
[15:27] ---
    Huh?!
[15:29] ---
    Wait!!
[15:30] ---
    What the heck is going on, sir?!
[15:32] ---
    System's working normally.
[15:34] ---
    What's the point in pleasing
    the lying Pekoponians?!
[15:37] ---
    It's faulty, sir!
[15:39] ---
    Remake it right now!
[15:42] ---
    Uncle!
[15:43] ---
    It's an urgent signal from Keron Army HQ!
[15:45] ---
    They're telling you to
    submit this month's report!
[15:48] ---
    Gero!!
[15:49] ---
    Darn it...
[15:50] ---
    I totally forgot about it, sir!
[15:53] ---
    Oh, no...
[15:54] ---
    Our budget is gonna be slashed...
[15:55] ---
    Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-What do I do?!
[15:57] ---
    What do I do?! What do I do?! What do I do?!
[15:59] ---
    What do I do?!
[16:00] ---
    What do I do?!
[16:07] ---
    Oh, yeah!
[16:08] ---
    Uhh, yeah, HQ, HQ!
[16:10] ---
    The thing is, the spaceship
    with my mother and father on
[16:13] ---
    got attacked by Viper and broke down
    while on the way to visiting Pekopon,
[16:17] ---
    and got a bomb installed on it and then
    nearly got sucked into a black hole, sir!
[16:22] ---
    Lie detected. Lie detected.
[16:24] ---
    Yes?
[16:25] ---
    Oh? You'll extend the deadline?
[16:27] ---
    Roger, sir!
[16:29] ---
    Yahoo!
[16:30] ---
    They fell right for my lie, sir!
[16:33] ---
    Yahoo! Yahoo! Yahoo! Yahoo!
[16:33] ---
    Or, like, delayed sentence?
[16:36] ---
    Then good.
[16:37] ---
    Ah, another communication!
SIGN    Keroro Mother Father
[16:42] ---
    To Keroro. We just got on
    the spaceship to Pekopon.
[16:46] ---
    We're looking forward
    to seeing you very much.
[16:49] ---
    No way!! My mother and father?!
[16:51] ---
    The system is functioning normally.
[16:54] ---
    The lie you told will become true any moment.
[16:57] ---
    N-Noooo!
[16:59] ---
    We must move out immediately!
[17:02] ---
    D-Dororo-kun?!
[17:04] ---
    Hurry!
[17:05] ---
    We'll head to rescue them!
[17:07] ---
    You're so proactive when you get in a robot.
[17:10] ---
    Okay!
[17:11] ---
    Keroro Platoon, move out, sir!
[17:19] ---
    The signal from the spaceship
    is around here somewhere.
[17:22] ---
    Where, sir?
[17:24] ---
    Ah. Is that it?
[17:26] ---
    It is stopped.
[17:27] ---
    I wonder if it broke down.
[17:29] ---
    Looks like Keroro's lie has
    already been made real.
[17:35] ---
    I suddenly got mad as hell,
    so I smashed their ship to hell!
[17:38] ---
    As thanks for making me feel better,
    have this time bomb as a present!
SIGN    Bomb of Gratitude
[17:42] ---
    See ya!
[17:45] ---
    A... a bomb?!
[17:47] ---
    I have to get it off quickly!
[17:55] ---
    Gero?
[17:56] ---
    This is...
[17:57] ---
    ...a black hole?!
[17:59] ---
    It even materialized the black hole?
[18:01] ---
    What a system...
[18:03] ---
    Now isn't the time to be impressed!
[18:06] ---
    The spaceship with my mother and
    father is being sucked in, sir!
[18:10] ---
    I have to stop it somehow!
[18:13] ---
    It's so big!
[18:14] ---
    We have to push this?!
[18:16] ---
    The God Keron isn't just for show!
[18:18] ---
    That's my line!
[18:22] ---
    Gero!
[18:32] ---
    We are being drawn in!
[18:34] ---
    What power!
[18:36] ---
    It is too early to give in!
[18:38] ---
    Easy to say that, but we're
    against a black hole here.
[18:41] ---
    We don't stand a chance.
[18:42] ---
    Gero...
[18:43] ---
    I-Is it no good?!
[18:45] ---
    Father... Mother...
[18:47] ---
    I can't believe my lie caused this...
[18:50] ---
    My lie...
[18:52] ---
    Lie...
[18:53] ---
    That's it, sir!
[18:55] ---
    This black hole is actually
    connected to a white hole, sir!
[18:59] ---
    And...
[19:00] ---
    ...on the other side of the white hole,
[19:02] ---
    you end up in Pekopon, sir!
[19:04] ---
    Nii-san, that's insane!
[19:06] ---
    Lie detected. Lie detected.
[19:12] ---
    Gero?!
[19:31] ---
    It can't be...
[19:33] ---
    Mr. Sergeant's lie came true!
[19:35] ---
    That doesn't matter!
    Hurry up and stop the bomb!
[19:42] ---
    I... I can't reach!
[19:44] ---
    It's no good! We won't make it!
[19:47] ---
    That's not a bomb, sir!
[19:49] ---
    It's fireworks to celebrate
    our arrival on Pekopon, sir!
[19:53] ---
    Lie detected. Lie detected.
SIGN    1/10000 sec.
    Super Slow Footage
[20:34] ---
    Mother... Father...
[20:36] ---
    Please enjoy the sights of Pekopon, sir!
[20:40] ---
    Still... to escape the crisis by
    clashing a lie against a lie...
[20:44] ---
    I see you in a new light, Keroro.
[20:46] ---
    That's my bullhonkey-spouting
    Mr. Sergeant!
[20:48] ---
    Tch.
[20:49] ---
    What the heck, you say?
[20:51] ---
    After all, I am a talented leader!
[20:56] ---
    Lie detected. Lie detected.
[21:00] ---
    Gero?
[21:02] ---
    Ta... len... ted... lead... er...
[21:05] ---
    Huh? Huh?
[21:07] ---
    What the, sir?
[21:09] ---
    You brought the system down.
[21:12] ---
    Looks like the lie you just told, commander,
[21:13] ---
    is the one lie that was
    impossible for them to do.
[21:16] ---
    The lie I just told?
[21:17] ---
    You mean to say I'm not
    a talented leader, sir?!
[21:21] ---
    H-How rude!
[21:23] ---
    Grrrrrr!
[21:25] ---
    They say "Circumstances may justify a lie."
[21:27] ---
    Depending on the time and place,
    there might be lies that are okay to tell.
[21:41] [SONG] ---
    Look up and see! That star in the night sky
[21:41] [SONG] ---
    Miagete goran Yozora no ano hoshi wa
[21:45] [SONG] ---
    Is shining on us again today.
[21:45] [SONG] ---
    kyou mo bokura o terashite'ru
[21:48] [SONG] ---
    An all-year-round full-attendance award.
[21:48] [SONG] ---
    Nenjuu mukyuu no kaikinshou sa
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    Yes, this is love.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    Sou Kore wa ai da ne
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Joy and sadness come in turns.
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Yorokobi to kanashimi wa junbanko de
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Sunny later, cloudy later, sunny again.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Hare nochi kumori mata hare
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    If you can keep a smile on your face,
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ga waratte ite kureru nara
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    You can become a hero.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    hiiroo ni nareru sa
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Dance! To the rhythm of the universe.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Odorou! Uchuu no rizumu de
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Sing your feelings out! Whoa ho ho!
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Utaou! Kimi e no omoi wo Wooooo
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    Hallelujah! I feel like I can do anything!
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    Hareruya Nandemo dekiso~ YA!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
    If I'm with you, nothing scares me!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
    Kimi to issho naraba kowaku wa nai sa
[22:37] [SONG] ---
    Right now, we are riding on
    a dream-colored train.
[22:37] [SONG] ---
    Ima bokura yume-iro torein de
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    We're passing through a sea of stars,
    on a journey through the galaxy.
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    hoshi no umi o nukete ginga o tabi shite'ru
SIGN    Super Butler
SIGN    
[23:07] ---
    Sergeant Keroro here, sir!
[23:09] ---
    The way of the space police is
    to arrest everyone suspicious!
[23:12] ---
    All this oppressive investigation
    is a real bother, sir!
SIGN    Strategy Meeting
    
    
    Butt
    Butler <- Correct
SIGN    Private Tamama's Birthday Party
[23:14] ---
    How many times have I had a run-in
    with the law, innocent as I am?!
[23:17] ---
    Authority is scary...
[23:19] ---
    Never mind that!
[23:20] ---
    You mustn't get Poyon and Poyan confused!
[23:23] ---
    "Poyon: A Miracle for Paul, Sir!"
[23:26] ---
    "Kero Zero:
    The Snow is a Harsh Mistress, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
    These two stories. How's that?
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!