E59 - Keroro: Grow Up, Great Castle, Sir! / Keroro's Moving Castle, Sir!

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[00:01] ---
    Men, to arms!
[00:02] ---
    It's time to go to war!
[00:04] ---
    Our opponent is a castle. There's no
    knowing what kind of weapons it has!
[00:07] ---
    My lord!
[00:08] ---
    Or, like, fiery outburst?
[00:10] ---
    Ah! This is...!
[00:12] ---
    The armor races through my soul, sir!
[00:17] [SONG] ---
    Here we go!
[00:17] [SONG] ---
    "Sore ike~!!!"
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Sometimes curiosity kills the cat.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Inu demo arukeba bou ni wa ataru
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Sometimes even monkeys fall from trees.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Saru mo ki kara ochiru koto mo aru
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    Even in your field of expertise,
    once in a while,
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    Tokui-bunya demo tama ni wa
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    You're bound to mess up.
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    Shippai suru koto mo aru deshou
[00:40] [SONG] ---
    For times like that: irresponsibility!
[00:40] [SONG] ---
    Sonna toki ni wa musekinin
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    Not thinking is the surefire way to win.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    Kangaenai no ga hisshou-hou sa
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    You've just gotta say,
    "Wow, today's my lucky day,"
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Tama ni wa yoi koto aru no sa to
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    And make like you did it on purpose.
    That's the key.
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Hiraki-naoru no ga kanjin na no deshou
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Let's do everything and anything!
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Let's just give it a go.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Paatto itcho yarimashou
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    The truth is, everyone's irresponsible.
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    Jitsu wa minasan musekinin
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    It's more fun when you're brainless.
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    Atama karappo no hou ga tanoshii no sa
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Let's do everything and anything!
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Let's just give it a go.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Paatto itcho yarimashou
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    They keep saying
    Japanese people are depressing.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Nihonjin wa kurai ne to
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Isn't it time we did something about that?
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Itsumademo iwareteru baai ja nai deshou
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Let's do everything and anything!
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Let's just give it a go.
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Paatto itcho yarimashou
[01:22] [SONG] ---
    And all of that is a relativistic
    anthropological argument, you see.
[01:22] [SONG] ---
    Soshite subete ga soutai-seiriron-teki na
    jinruigakuron de aru wake desu
[01:29] [SONG] ---
    Let's do everything and anything!
[01:29] [SONG] ---
    Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
[01:40] [SONG] ---
    Good job!
[01:40] [SONG] ---
    "Gokurousan!!!"
[01:46] ---
    Do you all remember the kabuto helmet
[01:49] ---
    from the carp streamer episode?
SIGN    Shogun
SIGN    Shogun Keroro
[01:53] ---
    I am Shogun Keroro, sir!
[01:55] ---
    The uproar in this episode
[01:57] ---
    stems from Sergeant Keroro having taken
    an odd liking to that kabuto helmet.
SIGN    Kumamoto Castle, Higo
[02:02] ---
    Since I'm a shogun, I should at
    least have a castle to my name.
SIGN    Gerori
[02:12] ---
    Keroro: Grow Up, Great Castle, Sir!
[02:20] ---
    A castle!
[02:20] ---
    It is a symbol of one with power,
[02:22] ---
    and at the same time,
     a sign of independence.
[02:25] ---
    So, instead of working
    furtively out of the dark basement,
[02:28] ---
    I want to build Keroro Castle
    as our new base of operations
SIGN    Keroro Castle
[02:31] ---
    for the invasion of Pekopon, sir!
[02:33] ---
    There's some logic to what you're saying.
[02:35] ---
    But...
SIGN    Kumamoto Castle
    Famous Castles of Japan Series (3)
[02:36] ---
    ...where's the point in building
    a plastic model of a castle?!
[02:39] ---
    Honestly, with each piece I put together,
[02:39] ---
    I swear!
[02:43] ---
    I feel as though the passionate souls
    of the Warring States generals
[02:46] ---
    come flowing into my heart, sir.
[02:49] ---
    Hey! That's a pillar for the castle tower!
[02:52] ---
    This is preposterous!
[02:53] ---
    Now, now, now, now.
[02:54] ---
    Just some quick work here,
    and it's done already, sir.
[02:58] ---
    But a plastic model castle is just...
[03:01] ---
    Sergeant Major Kululu,
    bring that thing over here.
SIGN    Weaponization Drink, Nanora
[03:05] ---
    Weaponization drink, Nanora!
[03:07] ---
    Then, this plastic model will...
[03:09] ---
    ...become our Keroro Castle, sir.
[03:14] ---
    Th-This is...!
[03:16] ---
    Ooh!
[03:20] ---
    H-Hey...
SIGN    No Change
[03:21] ---
    No change.
[03:25] ---
    Size is something even Nanora can't change.
[03:27] ---
    We can't possibly live inside that.
[03:30] ---
    Or, like, mission failure?
[03:33] ---
    Do you think I, Shogun Keroro,
    would make such a mistake, sir?
[03:37] ---
    Now, just watch.
[03:38] ---
    Oh, that's...
[03:44] ---
    It grew a bit bigger!
[03:46] ---
    That castle will absorb whatever
    objects it comes into contact with.
[03:50] ---
    It'll absorb everything and anything
    and grow bigger and bigger.
[03:54] ---
    So it's a living castle
    that grows on its own.
[03:57] ---
    That's incredible!
[03:59] ---
    With this castle, invading
    Pekopon will be a cinch, too.
SIGN    Cinch
[04:02] ---
    Right, Mr. Sergeant?
[04:03] ---
    Y-Yeah, true.
[04:09] ---
    My Gundam model!
[04:12] ---
    This is great.
[04:14] ---
    Here.
[04:18] ---
    I can't wait to watch it grow.
SIGN    Gero
[04:20] ---
    Geeerrrroooo!
[04:24] ---
    Now, then, I think I'll make
    omelets for dinner tonight.
[04:32] ---
    Fuyuki! The frying pans
    and the pots are gone!
[04:37] ---
    Sis!
[04:38] ---
    Hey, I can't find any toilet paper anywhere!
[04:42] ---
    No way. I just set out a new roll yesterday
[04:46] ---
    and there should be extras in the shelves...
[04:50] ---
    Don't tell me...
[04:52] ---
    For starters, we'll set our goal size
     at 99 centimeters.
[04:55] ---
    Here you go, Cassy.
[04:57] ---
    Don't give it a weird name!
[04:59] ---
    Now, eat up, sir.
[05:03] ---
    Uncle, I brought a shovel from the yard.
[05:06] ---
    Ah! Without lots of iron,
[05:09] ---
    she will not grow into a
    sturdy castle, sir.
[05:13] ---
    Hmm... and that's why you took
     the pots and pans, huh?
[05:17] ---
    That is right, sir.
[05:18] ---
    Oh, also,
[05:19] ---
    I'd like you to bring as many knives
    and forks as you can, sir.
[05:23] ---
    Huh?
[05:25] ---
    What kind of pantomime game
    are you playing, sirs?
[05:28] ---
    More importantly, hurry up
    and bring food for Cassy...
[05:30] ---
    So, the ones behind this...
[05:33] ---
    ...really were you guys!
[05:36] ---
    N-Not good! Men, advance backwards!
[05:37] ---
    Hey! Hold it right there!
[05:40] ---
    In other words, you are telling us to run?!
[05:41] ---
    Stupid frog!
[05:43] ---
    Or, like, heavy trials?
[05:49] ---
    Driven out, along with my dear Cassy.
[05:51] ---
    What am I supposed to do, sir?
[05:54] ---
    Won't Natchi find us easily in
    a place like this, Mr. Sergeant?
[05:59] ---
    More importantly, the tent...
[06:01] ---
    My tent...
[06:04] ---
    I thought Cassy might be hungry,
    so I fed it to her earlier, sir.
[06:08] ---
    What did you say?!
[06:09] ---
    Dumbo! Grit your eyes right this instant!
[06:12] ---
    Shh! Mr. Corporal,
    Natchi will find us if you yell!
[06:17] ---
    Still... what... should we do?
[06:21] ---
    I have a good idea.
[06:23] ---
    That voice!
[06:26] ---
    Lately, I have heard that there
    is a place just outside the city
[06:29] ---
    where unauthorized trash
     is being dumped,
[06:31] ---
    which is inconveniencing
    a great many people.
[06:34] ---
    Or, like, shameful dumping?
[06:36] ---
    You could take such trash
    at your discretion,
[06:39] ---
    and no one
    would be troubled by it.
[06:42] ---
    Ah!
[06:43] ---
    Th-That's Dororo for you!
[06:45] ---
    You really are my bosom buddy!
[06:48] ---
    You are so full of it, Mr. Sergeant.
[06:50] ---
    So, I, Shogun Keroro, order you!
[06:54] ---
    Everyone split up and go collect
    that illegally-dumped trash!
SIGN    Collect
    Illegally
    Dumped
    Trash
[07:04] ---
    So this is the place.
[07:05] ---
    There's quite a lot here.
[07:07] ---
    Truly, a mountain of trash.
[07:09] ---
    Start pulling things up, sir.
[07:19] ---
    TVs and refrigerators...
[07:21] ---
    There are even cars dumped here!
[07:23] ---
    They can still be used. What a waste.
[07:27] ---
    But to us, it is a mountain
    of treasure, sir.
[07:31] ---
    We are lowering our load,
    Lady Mois, sir.
[07:34] ---
    Okay!
[07:38] ---
    All right! All right! All right!
[07:47] ---
    My turn next!
[07:50] ---
    All right! All right! All right!
[07:50] ---
    Part of me sort of feels like
    dropping it on that woman's head,
[07:54] ---
    but this is for Mr. Sergeant!
    I have to restrain myself!
[07:57] ---
    Let us keep up the hard work
    all the way till dawn, sir!
[08:03] ---
    There seems to be a lot of musty
    old trash over here, sir.
[08:06] ---
    By the looks of it, it seems
    to be from before the Meiji Era.
[08:08] ---
    Items from the Edo Era.
[08:11] ---
    Never mind that. Let's hustle.
[08:12] ---
    Once dawn breaks,
    people will start noticing us.
[08:20] ---
    Goodness! Our hard work has paid off!
[08:23] ---
    Cassy has grown quite large, sir.
[08:32] ---
    Truly, magnificent and imposing!
[08:35] ---
    A fine castle, worthy of serving
    as Shogun Keroro's residence!
[08:41] ---
    How did it get to be this big?!
[08:44] ---
    Don't leave that thing
    sitting in our yard!
[08:47] ---
    B-But it's not like I could help it.
[08:49] ---
    She got too big,
[08:50] ---
    so it's not like she would even fit
    the doorway to the underground base.
[08:53] ---
    Wow! What's going on here?
     This is amazing!
[08:57] ---
    Fukki's enjoying it.
[09:00] ---
    Or, like, striking castle?
[09:02] ---
    At any rate!
[09:03] ---
    We have to do something about it
    before the neighbors see it.
[09:21] ---
    I know.
[09:23] ---
    I'll go to Kyoto.
[09:24] ---
    Huh?
[09:25] ---
    Th-The castle spoke?!
[09:28] ---
    It seems the spirit of a
    Warring States general or something
[09:32] ---
    has possessed that castle.
[09:35] ---
    Oh!
[09:36] ---
    Hello. It has been a while.
[09:39] ---
    This is the ghost girl.
[09:40] ---
    A slightly mischievous ghost
[09:42] ---
    who resides in the
    basement of the Hinata home.
[09:46] ---
    I sense an aura from that castle
    that is from my own era.
[09:50] ---
    Do you have any idea why that might be?
[09:53] ---
    Any... idea...
[09:55] ---
    Oh!
[09:58] ---
    There are legends that say things
     can come to possess souls.
[10:01] ---
    N-No way...
[10:04] ---
    To Kyoto... To Kyoto...
[10:07] ---
    I must go...
[10:09] ---
    I must go!
[10:12] ---
    Hold on, Cassy!
[10:13] ---
    Weren't you supposed to become
    my castle?! Shogun Keroro's castle?!
[10:17] ---
    Onwards to Kyoto!
[10:19] ---
    To Kyoto!
[10:26] ---
    Wow...
[10:28] ---
    The castle's moving?!
[10:32] ---
    It's absorbed cars, too,
    so it's no wonder it can move.
[10:39] ---
    Well, it left on its own,
    so I suppose that part was good...
[10:45] ---
    There was once a time when Hideyoshi,
[10:47] ---
    by order of his lord, Nobunaga,
[10:49] ---
    is said to have completed
    a castle in just a single night.
[10:52] ---
    That is the so-called legend
    of Sunomata Ichiya Castle.
SIGN    Sunomata Ichiya Castle
[10:56] ---
    And this is the legend of
     the sad invader,
[10:58] ---
    whose castle ran out on him
     in just a single night.
[11:03] ---
    Cassy, come back!
[11:14] ---
    Now, Sergeant Keroro raised a castle
     in the first half of the episode,
[11:17] ---
    which ran away from him,
     just like that.
[11:20] ---
    Right after that,
[11:22] ---
    strange incidents started
    happening all over the place.
SIGN    Inner-Tokyo Abandoned Factory Mysteriously Disappears Overnight
[11:25] ---
    Man, I was bowled over!
[11:27] ---
    When I passed by this morning,
[11:28] ---
    that closed-down factory
    had flat-out disappeared!
SIGN    Kyukoku Mountain Inari Shrine Path Destroyed
[11:31] ---
    It sounded like something
    was moving out there!
[11:34] ---
    The tremors were something else.
[11:36] ---
    Now, as you heard, numerous
    bizarre phenomena have been occurring
[11:39] ---
    in the region spanning \Inner-Tokyo to Kanagawa Prefecture.
[11:41] ---
    Sis, this whole commotion
    is getting bigger and bigger!
[11:44] ---
    Sheesh! What's that stupid frog doing?!
[11:50] ---
    Keroro's Moving Castle, Sir!
[11:58] ---
    Oh, I have detected Cassy's signature!
[12:01] ---
    Currently heading west
    along the Pacific coastline!
[12:05] ---
    Looks like the nanomachine
    self-defense feature is functional.
[12:09] ---
    Finding it was a chore,
    no thanks to the anti-barrier.
[12:13] ---
    West, huh?
[12:15] ---
    Looks like it really is heading for Kyoto.
[12:18] ---
    I... I don't care, sir!
[12:20] ---
    That ungrateful Cassy left without
    a word, even after I raised her!
[12:24] ---
    But...
[12:26] ---
    Will it be all right to
    leave it to its own devices?
[12:29] ---
    I sensed a kind of obsessive nature
    in the spirit possessing that castle.
[12:34] ---
    I have a feeling that this will not end
     without some sort of reckoning.
[12:37] ---
    Don't tell me it's planning
    to capture Kyoto?!
[12:39] ---
    You've got to be kidding me!
[12:42] ---
    My school trip is going to Kyoto,
     you know!
[12:45] ---
    Kyoto has lots of world
    cultural heritage sites!
[12:48] ---
    If they were to be destroyed,
    the damage would be irreparable!
[12:53] ---
    It'd be a loss so huge,
    you couldn't even put a price tag on it!
[12:57] ---
    Yeah! Yeah! And what about the
    travel fund I've been paying into?!
[13:02] ---
    What? Huh?
    Am I the one at fault here?
[13:05] ---
    Oh, is that right?! So I'm always,
    always the one at fault, right?!
[13:09] ---
    But you all transported trash
    for Cassy, too!
[13:13] ---
    You were totally into it!
[13:14] ---
    You're all unfair! So unfair!
[13:17] ---
    You're ogres! You're all ogres!
[13:17] ---
    Poor Uncle...
[13:19] ---
    Keroro-kun is unmanageable
    when he gets like this.
[13:22] ---
    It looks like that castle's looking for food
[13:24] ---
    and following along the coast
    where there are a lot of factories.
[13:28] ---
    If you connect these dots...
[13:33] ---
    C-Could that possibly be my holy land?
SIGN    Imaginary Depiction
[13:36] ---
    The Gundam model factory?!
[13:37] ---
    Come to think of it,
[13:38] ---
    the first thing that castle ate
     was a Gundam model.
[13:43] ---
    Is that like what they call
    "good old home cooking"?
[13:45] ---
    Which means... What?
[13:47] ---
    If Cassy keeps going
    farther and farther west...
[13:56] ---
    The armor races through my soul, sir!
[13:59] ---
    Armor Up! Wildfire!
[14:03] ---
    Ah! This is...!
SIGN    Revival
[14:10] ---
    Revival!
SIGN    Shogun Keroro
[14:12] ---
    Shogun Keroro!
[14:13] ---
    Men, to arms!
[14:15] ---
    It's time to go to war!
[14:17] ---
    Th-This guy...
[14:19] ---
    Yes, yes!
SIGN    Gundam Model Last Line of Defense
[14:27] ---
    Gundam Model Last Line of Defense.
[14:30] ---
    The time for battle has come at last.
[14:32] ---
    Our objective is that castle!
[14:34] ---
    Whoa! It has gotten crazy big!
[14:38] ---
    My lord!
[14:39] ---
    The castle is traveling at 20 km/hr.
[14:43] ---
    Or, like, stately progress?
[14:44] ---
    At this rate,
[14:46] ---
    it'll swallow up the Gundam model
    factory in less than an hour.
[14:50] ---
    Aye, understood.
[14:51] ---
    Dororo! Is Dororo not around?!
[14:54] ---
    Here, my lord.
[14:55] ---
    I will expect much of you
    in your capacity as a ninja.
[14:58] ---
    Keroro-kun expects much of me!
[15:01] ---
    I... I am so moved!
[15:05] ---
    I'm so glad for you, Dororo.
[15:08] ---
    I'll help out, too.
[15:09] ---
    Koyuki-dono...
[15:11] ---
    All right, men! Charge!
[15:14] ---
    I, Shogun Keroro, will preside
    over the battle from our camp here.
[15:19] ---
    Hey, you're coming with us!
[15:19] ---
    Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
[15:26] ---
    We can get to it in no time by flying.
[15:28] ---
    Don't let your guard down!
[15:29] ---
    Our opponent is a castle. There's no
    knowing what kind of weapons it has!
[15:32] ---
    It won't be a problem.
[15:34] ---
    There weren't any flying vehicles
    during the Warring States Era.
[15:38] ---
    Huh?
[15:39] ---
    With the ghost girl's help,
[15:41] ---
    I built an astral sensor to
    pinpoint the spirit's location.
[15:45] ---
    The strongest reading
[15:47] ---
    is coming from the top floor
    of that castle, my lord!
[15:53] ---
    This'll be a cinch, sir!
[15:58] ---
    Huh?
[16:04] ---
    Th-This is...
[16:06] ---
    ...an all-range attack!
[16:08] ---
    My lord!
[16:09] ---
    Or, like, fiery outburst?
[16:13] ---
    It may look like an ancient castle,
[16:15] ---
    but you know, it's been enhanced
    by cutting-edge nanomachines.
[16:19] ---
    This level of retaliation
    should come as no surprise.
[16:21] ---
    You could have said so earlier!
[16:26] ---
    As I thought, a frontal attack is dangerous.
[16:38] ---
    Ooh!
[16:39] ---
    That's what you get from infiltration pros.
[16:42] ---
    We can't let them outshine us!
[16:44] ---
    I'm an aspiring martial arts king,
    so I can't let them outdo me, either!
[16:51] ---
    What are you doing?
[16:52] ---
    Castle interiors have traps built
    into them to eliminate intruders.
[16:57] ---
    I see... so it's dangerous to
    heedlessly move forward.
[17:03] ---
    Curses!
[17:04] ---
    What is the meaning of this?!
    Leaving your shogun behind?!
[17:07] ---
    I'm number one, sir!
[17:10] ---
    No!
[17:11] ---
    The trap's been triggered! Now's our chance!
[17:13] ---
    Understood!
[17:21] ---
    M-Men!
[17:24] ---
    Where have you all gone?!
[17:32] ---
    Take that!
[17:34] ---
    Everyone's so awesome!
[17:36] ---
    I, Shogun Keroro,
    shall assist as well, sir!
[17:42] ---
    M-My kabuto helmet!
[17:47] ---
    Keroro, you triggered
    another trap, didn't you?!
[17:50] ---
    I didn't! That's not what I meant to do!
[17:55] ---
    Darn you! Don't lose your heads
    over some measly traps!
[17:58] ---
    I'm a shogun!
[18:00] ---
    Dororo, up there!
[18:03] ---
    It is a hidden staircase!
[18:06] ---
    M-Men... n-now's your chance...
[18:08] ---
    Mr. Sergeant... I mean, my lord,
    we'll leave the rest to you!
[18:12] ---
    U-Understood.
[18:14] ---
    It pains me not.
[18:15] ---
    I-It pains me not...
[18:17] ---
    You totally look in pain, though.
[18:24] ---
    This is the top floor of the castle tower.
[18:26] ---
    The spirit in control of the castle
     should be here, but...
[18:33] ---
    You folk are awfully strong.
[18:37] ---
    You could say that.
[18:37] ---
    Oh, that is so true.
[18:40] ---
    Then, as punishment for
    rampaging through my castle,
[18:43] ---
    you will be destroyed by your own abilities.
[18:46] ---
    These are...
[18:47] ---
    ...doppelgangers of us?!
[18:53] ---
    Giroro-kun! Tamama-kun!
[18:56] ---
    Behold the power of the
    shadow warriors born of my power!
[18:59] ---
    What do you think?
[19:01] ---
    Looks like we have no choice but to fight.
[19:07] ---
    They're strong... Those shadow
    warriors are seriously strong.
[19:09] ---
    My lord!
SIGN    Gundam Models
[19:11] ---
    ETA to the Gundam model
     factory is 1 minute!
[19:14] ---
    Or, like, almost present?
[19:15] ---
    What did you say?!
SIGN    Gundam Models
[19:18] ---
    At this rate, the Gundam model
    factory will be...!
[19:22] ---
    There must be... There must be some way!
SIGN    Kumamoto Castle
    Famous Castles of Japan Series (3)
[19:26] ---
    Come to think of it, that time...
[19:28] ---
    Where's the point in building
    a plastic model of a castle?
[19:31] ---
    The part that Giroro broke that time...
[19:37] ---
    That's it, sir!
[19:39] ---
    Up we go.
[19:43] ---
    Keroro!
[19:51] ---
    Keroro-kun!
[20:04] ---
    You did it!
[20:06] ---
    H-H-H-H-How could this be?
SIGN    Kumamoto Castle
SIGN    Gundam Models
SIGN    Saved by a hair's breadth
[20:18] ---
    Saved by a hair's breadth!
SIGN    Bravo
[20:24] ---
    Bravo!
[20:25] ---
    Did you see the power of Shogun Keroro?!
[20:29] ---
    You cursed specter! Show your true identity!
[20:34] ---
    I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[20:38] ---
    Who're you?
[20:39] ---
    My name is Dogezaemon,
     and I am but a humble foot soldier.
[20:44] ---
    A foot soldier, meaning
    a low-ranking soldier?
[20:46] ---
    Just once, I wanted to
    visit the capital of Kyoto,
[20:50] ---
    so I got reckless in spite of myself.
[20:52] ---
    Don't you think there are limits
    to how reckless you should be?
[20:54] ---
    But you are exactly what
    I would expect of a shogun!
[20:56] ---
    You are so terribly strong!
[20:58] ---
    I was deeply impressed!
[21:01] ---
    I will serve you for the rest of my life!
[21:03] ---
    The rest of your life?
[21:05] ---
    But you are already dead.
[21:07] ---
    Shouldn't you hurry up and
    find a way to rest in peace instead?
[21:10] ---
    Hardly!
[21:11] ---
    After all, I now have the
    honor of serving this fine shogun!
[21:14] ---
    More importantly, Lord Keroro,
[21:16] ---
    please allow me to warm
    your sandals against my chest!
[21:20] ---
    Uh, that's nice of you to offer, but...
SIGN    Barefoot
[21:23] ---
    Barefoot.
[21:25] ---
    Wh-Why?!
[21:28] ---
    H-How regrettable...
[21:46] ---
    Cassy...
[21:48] ---
    I was not able to visit the capital of Kyoto,
[21:50] ---
    but I will be waiting in the world to come
[21:52] ---
    with your sandals warmed, my lord shogun.
[21:56] ---
    That's not an auspicious thing to say, sir.
SIGN    Gundam Model
[21:58] ---
    Thus, thanks to
    Shogun Keroro's great deeds,
[22:01] ---
    the Gundam model factory...
    or rather, Kyoto was saved.
[22:06] ---
    However...
[22:07] ---
    Castles are big and dangerous,
[22:10] ---
    so this time, I'll make an oden stall
    our invasion's base of operations!
SIGN    Oden Stall The Original
[22:14] ---
    It could be said that Shogun Keroro's
    ambitions never waned.
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    Invaders!
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    Shinryakusha!!
[22:34] [SONG] ---
    Invaders!
[22:34] [SONG] ---
    Shinryakusha!!
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    Please give me love.
     Give me lots, lots more.
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    Ai o kudasai motto motto kudasai
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    Come on, it's not like
    you'll have less of it.
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    Ii ja nai no heru mon ja aru mai shi
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    I want to live my life for you,
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    Anata no tame ni ikite ikitai
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    As long as you'll let me live
    in the lap of luxury.
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Zeitaku sasete kureru nara
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    DO YA DO! What comes next in the dream?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    DO YA DO Yume no tsuzuki
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    DO YA DO! Let me see what happens.
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    DO YA DO Misasete yo ne
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    I'll give it my darnedest best and do it,
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    Ganbari-makutte yattaru de
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    But even then, I'll take a break
    once in a while.
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    Sondemo tama ni wa hito-yasumi
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    How's that? How's that? How's that?
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    Dosu ka? Dosu ka? Dosu ka?
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    How about something like this?
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Konnan de dossu ka?
[23:05] [SONG] ---
    When you're in that
    critically desperate situation,
[23:05] [SONG] ---
    Zettai no zetsumei no pinchi wa
[23:08] [SONG] ---
    Shake your hips and fake it!
     Dancing, dancing!
[23:08] [SONG] ---
    Koshi futte gomakase danshin danshin!
[23:12] [SONG] ---
    I want love and courage,
    and to be popular! (I want it...)
[23:12] [SONG] ---
    Ai to yuuki to ninki hoshii yo~ (Hoshii~)
[23:19] [SONG] ---
    I'll do it with spirit and guts!
[23:19] [SONG] ---
    Konjou to kiai de yarimasu
[23:23] [SONG] ---
    For crabbiness, drink milk for calcium!
[23:23] [SONG] ---
    Ira-ira ni wa gyuunyuu de karushiumu!
[23:27] [SONG] ---
    If things don't go well,
[23:27] [SONG] ---
    Umaku ikanai nara
[23:31] [SONG] ---
    That's because you are a stupid kid...
[23:31] [SONG] ---
    Sore wa "bouya dakara sa..."
[23:39] [SONG] ---
    Invaders!
[23:39] [SONG] ---
    Shinryakusha!!
[23:52] ---
    Mois here.
[23:53] ---
    Why is it that Uncle and
    his platoon's plans never go well?
[23:56] ---
    I don't know about
    complicated things like that,
[23:59] ---
    but hopefully things go well next time.
[24:01] ---
    Or, like, super lazy?
[24:02] ---
    Worthless glutton? Stupid morons?
[24:04] ---
    Never mind that. Next time,
    crash them! Get in their way!
[24:08] ---
    "Keroro: Froggy Races, Sir!"
[24:12] ---
    "Mois: Sleeping Beauty,
    Or, Like, Slumber Desired, Sir?"
[24:16] ---
    Those two stories.
    How's that?
[24:17] ---
    Ge-Gero!