E126 - Keroro & Natsumi: Who's The Hero, Sir?!

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[00:19] [SONG] ---
    I hope it'll be bright tomorrow.
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    Ashita harereba ii na
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Not just the sky, but my feelings, too.
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Sora mo boku no kimochi mo
[00:26] [SONG] ---
    I hope there'll be laughter tomorrow.
[00:26] [SONG] ---
    Ashita waraeba ii na
[00:30] [SONG] ---
    Not just from me, but Earth and space, too.
[00:30] [SONG] ---
    Boku mo chikyuu mo uchuu mo
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    If you just let life pass you by,
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    Mattari ikite'rya
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    It won't even begin to excite! (Night)
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    Mattaku tsumannai (night)
[00:41] [SONG] ---
    If you just get it together,
[00:41] [SONG] ---
    Shikkari shite irya
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    There might just be good things
     to come. (Come on, yo!)
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Ii koto mo aru ka mo yo (come on yo)
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Coins for a cat Pearls on a pig
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Neko ni koban Buta ni shinju
    Mago ni ishou Uma no mimi ni nenbutsu
[00:50] [SONG] ---
    Clothes make the man
    Buddhist chants in a horse's ear
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Nailing down bran Home is your capital
    800 fibs Kappa drowning in a river
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Nuka ni kugi Sumeba miyako
    Uso happyaku Kappa no kawanagare
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    Poison for fugu Octopus wasa
    You will get no tanmen from me!
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    Fugu ni doku Tako ni wasa
    Omae ni kuwaseru tanmen wa nee!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    Doing laundry Bath and tub
    Cleaning the floors
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    O-sentaku Furo ni oke Yukasouji
    Kaeru no ko wa sugu kitaku se yo!
[01:02] [SONG] ---
    Little frogs must return home at once!
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    All these things I've gathered
    are sure to come in handy.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Ippai atsumeta Kitto yaku ni tatsu mono
[01:11] [SONG] ---
    I'll translate them all into dreams,
    and I'll make something of them someday.
[01:11] [SONG] ---
    Sore o yume ni okikaete
    itsuka mono ni suru n da
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    That is our bright road.
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Sore ga bokura no hareru michi
[01:31] ---
    This, as you know, is the counter that
    tells the Pekopon invasion deadline.
[01:35] ---
    The time remaining just went down to 22 days!
[01:39] ---
    I-It just buzzed again, sir...
[01:46] ---
    This slowly, steadily approaching
    disturbing feeling...
[01:49] ---
    Is this what they call... pressure?!
[01:52] ---
    Something I can do in only 22 days...
[01:56] ---
    I can make a 1/60 PG Zeta Gundam!
[02:01] ---
    Fully transformable into Waverider!
[02:04] ---
    It's really well made, I think!
[02:06] ---
    Kero kero kero!
[02:06] ---
    Umm, I think it'd be better if you
    looked reality in the face a little bit more...
SIGN    Snap
[02:10] ---
    Snap.
[02:12] ---
    Woooo, woooo!
[02:13] ---
    Hey! Hey! Are you listening to me?!
[02:20] ---
    Keroro & Natsumi: Who's the Hero, Sir?!
[02:28] ---
    Ohh, this is so much fun!
[02:31] ---
    Now let's make everything sparkling white!
[02:34] ---
    What on Earth is with him?
[02:36] ---
    I think the impending Pekopon invasion
    deadline has made him go crazies.
[02:41] ---
    P-Pathetic.
[02:43] ---
    Or, like, stubborn neglect?
[02:45] ---
    Yes! That's just it, Lady Mois!
[02:47] ---
    I want to just wash everything clean away!
[02:51] ---
    So...
[02:52] ---
    Come, come, Natsumi-sama, don't you have
    anything else for me to wash up, dear?
[02:56] ---
    Oh my! If my eyes don't deceive me,
    your socks are a little dirty!
[03:00] ---
    Huh?
[03:01] ---
    Now let's get these washed nice and clean.
[03:03] ---
    What are you doing?!
[03:07] ---
    Goal!
[03:09] ---
    Good grief.
[03:09] ---
    N-Nice shot.
[03:13] ---
    Escaping from reality, huh?
[03:15] ---
    Why not come to this world, then?
[03:17] ---
    Gero?
[03:20] ---
    Here. Right here.
[03:23] ---
    Hello!
[03:25] ---
    S-Saburo-senpai?
[03:27] ---
    What are you doing in the TV, sir?
[03:29] ---
    Kululu called me, saying he'd invented a
    fun machine, and inviting me to try it out.
[03:35] ---
    This is really exciting.
[03:40] ---
    Ohh!
[03:41] ---
    A machine that lets you go
    inside a game, sir?!
[03:44] ---
    Is this thing really okay?
[03:46] ---
    Looks okay, doesn't it?
    I mean, it's got a horn and all.
[03:49] ---
    You've been trapped inside a game
    once before, right, commander?
[03:53] ---
    I used that incident as a hint
    towards the development of this.
[03:57] ---
    I really thought I wasn't going
    to be able to come back that time!
[04:01] ---
    Made me sweat!
[04:02] ---
    Mr. Sergeant, this does not happen often!
    Let us all go into the game together!
[04:06] ---
    Oh! You're absolutely right, sir!
[04:08] ---
    You blasted fool!
[04:09] ---
    Gero?
[04:10] ---
    Now's not the time for
    playing around, is it?!
[04:12] ---
    There are only 22 days left until the
    Pekopon invasion deadline!
[04:16] ---
    Oh, don't be such a stickler, Giroro.
[04:18] ---
    What?!
[04:19] ---
    Hey, Lady Natsumi, I bet you
    want to go with Master Saburo
[04:22] ---
    and have a romance in the
    game world, don'tcha?
[04:24] ---
    Haha, what is this guy saying...
[04:27] ---
    Hmph. Too bad.
[04:29] ---
    There's no way Natsumi will allow you
    to skip your chores and play games.
[04:33] ---
    A fantasy RPG with Saburo-senpai...
[04:38] ---
    Gero gero gero.
[04:40] ---
    Hero! If you wish to save your beloved
    princess, you will have to defeat me!
[04:44] ---
    Prince Saburo!
[04:44] ---
    Gero gero gero.
[04:46] ---
    Fine by me! Here I come!
[04:49] ---
    Hyper-Dimensional Prinslash!
[04:51] ---
    Mega Saburo Slash!
[04:57] ---
    Gerori...
[04:59] ---
    Are you hurt, Princess Natsumi?
[05:01] ---
    I always believed you would come to save me.
[05:04] ---
    Mwaahhh...
[05:05] ---
    Pr-Prince Saburo...
[05:09] ---
    An RPG with all of us together!
    Doesn't that sound like fun, Saburo-senpai?
[05:13] ---
    Wha?!
[05:14] ---
    Yeah!
[05:14] ---
    RPGs are fun, aren't they?
[05:17] ---
    Th-This guy!
[05:18] ---
    Uh, so... Giroro down as not participating...
[05:22] ---
    Ah... w-well.
[05:24] ---
    Maybe soldiers do sometimes need a breather.
[05:27] ---
    Let's do this RPG!
[05:29] ---
    Yahoo!
[05:31] ---
    Then it's decided, sir!
[05:33] ---
    Hold up a sec.
[05:34] ---
    I haven't fully finished debugging it yet.
[05:37] ---
    You sure?
[05:39] ---
    Ah, it's fine, it's fine!
[05:40] ---
    As long as I can escape from reality,
    I'll take anything, sir!
[05:47] ---
    Keroro, headset attached!
[05:49] ---
    I'm ready over here, too.
[05:53] ---
    Okay, here we go!
[05:55] ---
    The best RPG ever,
    developed by none other than me!
[05:58] ---
    Ultimate Final Dragon Fire
    Wizard Evolution VII!
[06:02] ---
    Launch! With a click.
SIGN    It's starting!
[06:12] ---
    Or, like, futures entwined?
[06:14] ---
    Girooo...
[06:16] ---
    F-For real?
[06:17] ---
    Gerooo!
[06:19] ---
    What is this?!
[06:25] ---
    I-It feels kind of suffocating in here.
[06:29] ---
    And my body feels really... creaky.
[06:32] ---
    Ku?
[06:32] ---
    ...Sorry.
[06:33] ---
    Looks like we already hit a bug.
[06:36] ---
    Saburo, move it!
[06:41] ---
    Saburo-senpai!
[06:43] ---
    Wait, Natsumi!
[06:45] ---
    Fortunate are those who are able
    to remember the world of RPGs.
[06:49] ---
    For they are surely spiritually enriched.
[06:51] ---
    It is for that reason that I will relate to you
    the following story, as the Keronians tell it...
[07:02] ---
    Huh? What's going on?
[07:05] ---
    So you have awoken, Hero.
[07:07] ---
    Huh? Hero?
[07:10] ---
    Wait, what's this?!
SIGN    Talk
    Check
    ► Equip
    Items
    Bag
SIGN    Hinata Natsumi Lv. 1 HP 30 MP 5 Weapon: Commonplace Sword Defense: Commonplace Helmet Commonplace Armor
SIGN    King Queen
[07:15] ---
    What's going on?
SIGN    I'll
    comb
    straight
    out!
[07:16] [SONG] ---
    Dasonu☆Maso, dance!
[07:16] ---
    I'll comb straight out. We don't have time for
    all the context, so to get right to the pont,
[07:20] [SONG] ---
    Dasonu☆Maso, bounce!
[07:20] ---
    we want you to defeat the fearsome evil
    demon lord and rescue the captured prince!
[07:23] [SONG] ---
    Dasonu☆Maso, chance!
[07:25] ---
    Why are you guys here?!
[07:27] [SONG] ---
    Dasonu☆Maso, nice!
[07:28] ---
    I'll comb straight out. Recycled character
    designs are less work for the TV staff!
[07:34] ---
    Too straight out...
[07:35] ---
    And this is a photo of the imprisoned prince!
[07:36] [SONG] ---
    Dasonu☆Maso, dancing in my soul!
[07:40] ---
    This prince is... Saburo-senpai?!
[07:42] ---
    The other group of heroes are already
[07:45] ---
    on their way to the demon lord's castle!
[07:46] [SONG] ---
    Dasonu☆Maso!
[07:48] ---
    I'll comb straight out! The way we
    do everything is really annoying!
SIGN    I'll
    comb
    straight
    out!
[07:52] ---
    The other group?
[07:56] ---
    Noooo! Please, have mercy!
[07:58] ---
    Gero gero gero.
[08:00] ---
    We are the hero's party.
[08:03] ---
    Everyone, search this house
    for treasure, sir!
[08:07] ---
    Okay! I will check the cupboard!
[08:10] ---
    Oraoraoraoraora!
[08:12] ---
    Whassin here...
SIGN    Kululu found a Herb.
[08:16] ---
    Just an herb...
SIGN    Kululu dropped a Herb.
[08:18] ---
    Treasure!
[08:19] ---
    Treasure?
[08:21] ---
    Where is the treasure?!
[08:27] ---
    Now this is the best part of RPGs!
[08:30] ---
    You just can't resist searching around for
    treasure when you go into someone's house!
SIGN    Keroro found a Tiny Medal!
[08:34] ---
    I found a gold medal in this drawer, as well!
[08:38] ---
    Or, like, thieving burglars?
[08:39] ---
    Nice going, Lady Mois!
[08:41] ---
    Please wait!
[08:43] ---
    P-Please, anything but that!
[08:47] ---
    That's the money I've been saving up
    to feed my daughter next month!
[08:51] ---
    Don't worry.
[08:52] ---
    It's all to save the world.
[08:55] ---
    We'll take every last coin, sir!
[08:58] ---
    N-Nooooo...
[09:00] ---
    Don't you think you've done enough?
[09:01] ---
    Gero?
[09:02] ---
    The highest priority right now is
    to rush to the demon lord's castle!
[09:06] ---
    Ohhh! You are truly the real hero!
[09:10] ---
    Natsumi, too, will most likely head to the demon
    lord's castle, where Saburo is imprisoned.
[09:14] ---
    And then...
SIGN    It's dark...
[09:16] ---
    It's dark... It's cramped...
SIGN    It's cramped...
[09:20] ---
    I'm scared...
[09:22] ---
    Prince Saburo!
[09:22] ---
    Who are you?
[09:24] ---
    The hero Natsumi! I have
    come to save you, prince!
[09:28] ---
    Thank you, Natsumi-chan!
[09:30] ---
    Prince... kiss...
[09:34] ---
    No! No! No!
[09:36] ---
    Noooo!
[09:40] ---
    We have to get to the demon lord's
    castle before anyone else!
[09:45] ---
    Uncle!
[09:46] ---
    Wait for me!
[09:48] ---
    I still have a thirty-year loan on my house!!
SIGN    Keroro's party ran away!!!
[09:54] ---
    I'm back!
[09:57] ---
    Ooh, is this a game console?
[09:59] ---
    I guess you put this on?
[10:01] ---
    Wait!
[10:03] ---
    I apologize for taking such a violent action!
[10:06] ---
    Dororo...
[10:07] ---
    That machine exudes the scent of danger.
[10:10] ---
    Dororo said he was getting a bad feeling,
    so we came out of worry!
[10:14] ---
    A bad feeling?
SIGN    Natsumi HP 30 MP 5 LV. 1
SIGN    Triffidra A appeared. Triffidra B appeared.
[10:24] ---
    Tri tri...
SIGN    ► Talk Fight Check
[10:28] ---
    Well, then... I'll just have to fight!
SIGN    Talk ► Fight Check
SIGN    15 dmg to TrifdraA!!
[10:33] ---
    Tri tri!
SIGN    19 dmg to TrifdraB!!
[10:36] ---
    Tri tri!
SIGN    Beat the Trifdras!
[10:40] ---
    I did it!
SIGN    Natsumi gains 30 EXP!
[10:42] ---
    Natsumi gains 30 EXP!
SIGN    Natsumi rose to Lv. 2.
[10:47] ---
    Natsumi rose to Lv. 2!
SIGN    Gained 2 ATK.
[10:50] ---
    Attack went up by 2,
    and maybe other stuff went up, too.
SIGN    Gained 1 DEF.
[10:53] ---
    Wow... It really is an RPG!
[10:57] ---
    And you go on like this,
    getting money and items.
[11:00] ---
    But... even though I'm in a game,
[11:04] ---
    it doesn't feel all that great
    to be doing this.
[11:08] ---
    Those are...
[11:09] ---
    Sis!
[11:12] ---
    Fuyuki? Is that you, Fuyuki?!
[11:15] ---
    Keroro's adventure in
    the RPG world had begun.
[11:19] ---
    Will they be able to successfully defeat
    the demon lord, and rescue Saburo?
[11:26] ---
    And what fate awaits Fuyuki and the others
    who have newly jumped into the RPG world?
[11:37] ---
    That was definitely Fuyuki's voice!
[11:40] ---
    Fuyuki!
[11:42] ---
    If you're there, answer me!
SIGN    Rustle...
[11:45] ---
    What?!
SIGN    Rustle... Rustle... Rustle...
[11:48] ---
    Woof! Woof woof!
[11:50] ---
    Oh, it's just a dog...
SIGN    The dog looks at you like it wants to join your party.
[11:54] ---
    It's looking at me like it
    wants to join my party?
[11:57] ---
    Woof woof woof!
[11:58] ---
    Okay! Even a doggy is more
    reassuring than being alone.
[12:03] ---
    Come on, over here.
[12:05] ---
    Woof woof!
[12:11] ---
    I turned back to normal!
[12:13] ---
    Fuyuki! Why?
[12:16] ---
    Uhh... I was told by Azumaya-san and
    Dororo that this game was dangerous.
[12:21] ---
    Koyuki-chan's here, too?
[12:23] ---
    The thing is... we got
    separated at some point.
[12:27] ---
    Sis, have you heard anything about this game?
[12:30] ---
    Come to think of it...
[12:32] ---
    I haven't fully finished
    debugging it yet. You sure?
[12:36] ---
    That's terrible news!
[12:38] ---
    Debugging is the work of fixing a
    game program's bugs or mistakes!
[12:43] ---
    If that's not finished, then...
[12:46] ---
    Then... the reason Saburo-senpai
    turned into an imprisoned prince...
[12:49] ---
    And the reason I turned into a dog.
[12:52] ---
    Both are because of the program's bugs!
[12:54] ---
    Oh no...
[12:55] ---
    Anyway, we should search
    for Azumaya-san and the rest!
[13:00] ---
    Azumaya-san!
[13:03] ---
    Koyuki-chan!
[13:05] ---
    Azumaya-san!
[13:08] ---
    Koyuki-chan!
[13:10] ---
    Azumaya-san!
[13:12] ---
    Koyuki-chan!
[13:15] ---
    She's not here, either.
[13:17] ---
    Geez, where could Koyuki-chan
    have gotten to?
[13:21] ---
    The sun's already set for the day.
[13:23] ---
    Let's ask the owner of that hut
     to let us stay the night.
[13:28] ---
    Excuse me!
[13:32] ---
    Mountain!
[13:34] ---
    The password! Mountain, and?
[13:36] ---
    Uh... river?
[13:38] ---
    Correct!
[13:39] ---
    Koyuki-chan!
[13:41] ---
    I got separated from Dororo and lost my way.
[13:44] ---
    And then I spotted this hut,
    so I was just having a little rest!
[13:47] ---
    That's great to hear!
[13:49] ---
    Looks like we've got another person now!
[13:51] ---
    Yeah! A three-person party!
SIGN    Koyuki joined your party.
SIGN    Keroro Giroro Tamama Kululu Mois
[13:58] ---
    There're so many of them!
    We'll never cut them all down!
[14:00] ---
    And we don't have much HP left...
[14:03] ---
    Hmm, eat one of these, then.
[14:06] ---
    What is this?
[14:09] ---
    Curry bread, made by yours truly.
[14:11] ---
    Use that to replenish your strength.
[14:14] ---
    That'll be useful.
[14:17] ---
    Spicy and fruity!
[14:20] ---
    Strength at max!
[14:22] ---
    Then let's go!
[14:23] ---
    Okay!
[14:24] ---
    Good luck, guys!
[14:26] ---
    Are you going to help us fight,
     even slightly?!
[14:29] ---
    Well, I am a Jester, you see, sir,
[14:32] ---
    so I'll leave battles to the
    Warrior, Fighter, and Mage.
[14:36] ---
    Where do you see a Mage?!
[14:38] ---
    Behind you.
[14:39] ---
    What?!
[14:40] ---
    The Angol tribe's ultimate
    esoteric technique!
SIGN    Ultimate Esoteric Technique
SIGN    Armageddon
[14:43] ---
    Armageddon!
[14:44] ---
    One one-millionth!
SIGN    1,000,000 damage to the Keroimes
[14:52] ---
    Ohhh! She defeated all those
    enemies in an instant!
SIGN    Giroro jumped up to Lv. 99.
[14:59] ---
    Heh, instantly level 99!
SIGN    Became a Gladiator.
[15:01] ---
    Udahaaaa! Say my name!!
SIGN    Tamama jumped up to Lv. 99.
SIGN    Tamama became successor.
SIGN    Keroro also jumped up to Lv. 99.
[15:06] ---
    I feel the power welling up inside me!
[15:13] ---
    Looks like that last attack of yours
    was too devastating.
[15:16] ---
    Or, like, karmic justice?
[15:18] ---
    Gero!
[15:19] ---
    Or, like, run, sir!
[15:25] ---
    That was close, sir...
SIGN    Welcome!! To the Demon Lord's Castle!
[15:29] ---
    I-It's...
[15:31] ---
    Hmph. Who does he think we are?
[15:34] ---
    Okay! Let's beat this evil
    demon lord nice and quick,
[15:37] ---
    and then I will become the
    new lord of this world!
[15:41] ---
    Hold it!
[15:42] ---
    Gero?
[15:43] ---
    N-Natsumi!
[15:44] ---
    Fukki's with her, too!
[15:47] ---
    A challenger appears.
[15:49] ---
    Tch! They're planning to defeat
    the demon lord before us!
[15:53] ---
    I won't let that happen, sir!
[15:55] ---
    Sis! Sarge and the others are...
SIGN    Welcome!! To the Demon Lord's Castle!
[15:57] ---
    Hey, hold it!
[15:59] ---
    This game's not safe!
[16:02] ---
    As if I'm gonna wait!
[16:04] ---
    The seat of the demon lord is mi— Gero?
[16:13] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[16:14] ---
    Uncle, hold on!
[16:16] ---
    Hey! You mind letting go?
[16:18] ---
    I can't, sir!
[16:19] ---
    If I let go, I'll fall, sir!
[16:21] ---
    Just let go!
[16:23] ---
    Fall with me, sir!
[16:25] ---
    Screw you! Fall on your own!
[16:28] ---
    Ah.
[16:29] ---
    Giroro, you heartless fiend!
SIGN    Heartless fiend...
[16:32] ---
    Heartless fiend...
    Heartless fiend... Heartless fiend...
[16:35] ---
    Don't hate me for that.
[16:37] ---
    Tama?
[16:41] ---
    Wh-What's going on?!
[16:42] ---
    Why are we falling, too?!
[16:45] ---
    Or, like, total oneness?
[16:46] ---
    If the party leader falls, everyone falls.
[16:49] ---
    Sounds pretty RPG-like to me.
[16:53] ---
    We were about to warn them that
    this game was dangerous.
[16:56] ---
    Then we should take it upon ourselves
    to defeat the demon lord!
[16:59] ---
    Yeah.
[17:07] ---
    Wow.
[17:08] ---
    A dead end?
[17:09] ---
    I feel a strong ghostly air on
    the other side of this door!
[17:14] ---
    Brave heroes... pass through!
[17:22] ---
    Let's go.
[17:23] ---
    Yeah.
[17:26] ---
    Natsumi-san, get back!
[17:34] ---
    That voice, it's...
[17:35] ---
    It can't be... Saburo-senpai?!
[17:38] ---
    I was once known by that name.
[17:44] ---
    But now I am lord of this dark world.
[17:47] ---
    Dark Sabulord!
[17:52] ---
    Saburo-senpai! Why are you—?!
[17:54] ---
    There's no mistaking it!
[17:56] ---
    Saburo-san is being controlled
    by those red bug-like things!
[18:00] ---
    What?!
[18:04] ---
    Looks like it was a shortcut.
[18:06] ---
    Or, like, insane comeback?
[18:08] ---
    Gero gerori.
[18:09] ---
    Demon lord, you shall curse
    your meeting me here!
[18:12] ---
    Savor the taste of my ultimate attack, sir!
[18:16] ---
    A-yeah! A-huh! A-yeah!
SIGN    Keroro did a peculiar dance!
[18:29] ---
    M-My most stylish aspect today...
SIGN    Keroro's dance was pointless...
[18:33] ---
    What in blazes are those red things?!
[18:36] ---
    They're an aggregation of all the bugs
    that arose during the game.
[18:40] ---
    Why did you leave those things unchecked?!
[18:43] ---
    I told you I hadn't finished debugging it.
[18:46] ---
    I will eradicate you heroes,
[18:48] ---
    and reign over this world
    as its eternal lord!
[18:52] ---
    Enough!
[18:53] ---
    Take my critical!
[18:56] ---
    We'll force our way through!
SIGN    Koyuki's party made a desperate attack!!!
SIGN    But it can't deal any damage!
[19:01] ---
    Our attack doesn't work on him?!
[19:04] ---
    Zero damage!
[19:06] ---
    Sergeant Major Kululu,
    isn't there anything you can do, sir?
[19:10] ---
    Uncle!
[19:11] ---
    Leave this to me!
[19:13] ---
    Wait, Mois-chan!
[19:15] ---
    S-Sis?
[19:18] ---
    Don't, Natsumi-san!
[19:20] ---
    Stop!
[19:20] ---
    He's not the Saburo you know!
[19:23] ---
    What's the matter? What are you
    going to do as a mere Lv. 2?
SIGN    Natsumi HP 48 MP 7 LV. 2
[19:28] ---
    Saburo-senpai.
[19:33] ---
    Back then, Fuyuki had turned
    into a dog because of a bug,
[19:37] ---
    but he turned back to normal.
[19:39] ---
    If... my thoughts are correct...
[19:42] ---
    ...he should...
[19:44] ---
    You're an eyesore. Begone!
[19:47] ---
    I'll let you...
[19:49] ---
    ...join my party!
[19:53] ---
    Wh-What?!
[19:56] ---
    Come on.
[19:57] ---
    Let's go together.
[20:00] ---
    Y-You'd... invite me... into your party?!
[20:12] ---
    Saburo-senpai!
[20:14] ---
    Um, what?
[20:17] ---
    The original system was to turn monsters
    into party members through love, see.
[20:21] ---
    L-Love...?
[20:26] ---
    Are you okay, Saburo-senpai?
[20:29] ---
    Huh? Where am I?
[20:31] ---
    You'd better be thankful.
[20:33] ---
    Huh?
[20:34] ---
    It was Natsumi's kindness and
    spirit of fellowship that saved you.
[20:38] ---
    Anyway, I guess that means
    we've beaten the game, sir!
[20:42] ---
    Or, like, happy ending?
[20:44] ---
    Now wait, this all happened because you said
    you wanted to escape from reality, remember?
[20:49] ---
    You said you wanted to play it, too.
[20:51] ---
    Huh? I did?
[20:53] ---
    Ahh! So mean, so mean, so mean, so mean!
[20:57] ---
    Gero?
[20:57] ---
    You scumbags....
[21:01] ---
    Th-That voice...
[21:02] ---
    Dororo!
[21:04] ---
    Oh, crap... I totally forgot about him...
[21:08] ---
    You left me out again and happily
    played RPGs together!
[21:13] ---
    This is...
[21:15] ---
    ...that gimmick where you beat
    the "final boss," the demon lord,
[21:17] ---
    only to reveal that there was an even more
    powerful Demon King behind the scenes!
[21:22] ---
    The multiplying bugs are absorbing trauma
    energy and getting even more powerful!
[21:28] ---
    You are all so mean...
[21:30] ---
    So mean!!
[21:38] ---
    Tama?
[21:40] ---
    Gero? We're...
[21:42] ---
    ...back home!
[21:45] ---
    I see!
[21:46] ---
    You pressed the reset button for us!
SIGN    Cat Reset
[21:50] ---
    Haha... You're all... so mean...
[21:54] ---
    Dororo-senpai, are you okay?
[21:56] ---
    Dororo...
[21:59] ---
    But anyway, what about this?
[22:01] ---
    Gero?
[22:01] ---
    I have one other RPG in development
    right now. You wanna play?
[22:06] ---
    It's perfect for escaping from reality.
[22:09] ---
    Gero!
[22:11] ---
    I don't wanna run from reality anymore, sir!
[22:16] ---
    Pekopon invasion deadline: 21 days remain!
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    I picked up a bright red TV!
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Makka na terebi o hirotta
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    It was on a night
    that was just a little warm.
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    Sore wa sukoshi dake atatakai yoru datta
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    Yesterday I picked up a chest of drawers!
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    Kinou wa tansu o hirotta
[22:37] [SONG] ---
    I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
[22:37] [SONG] ---
    Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    I wonder what I'll pick up tomorrow.
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    Ore wa ashita wa nani o hirou n darou
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Cyling recycle!
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Saikuringu risaikuru
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Sudden events that happen to you.
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Totsuzen okotta hapuningu
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    Curry's better with more solid bits of food.
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    Ookerya ureshii karee no gu
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    First is always rock; the others are taboo.
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    Janken saisho wa kanarazu guu
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    All of life's experiences are good!
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Jinsei keiken subete ga good!
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    Ahh...
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    Aa...
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    In this room with no furniture for me,
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Kagu no nai kono heya ni
[23:06] [SONG] ---
    I sit on my own with no money.
[23:06] [SONG] ---
    Kane no nai ore hitori
[23:10] [SONG] ---
    Don't droop your head.
    Just keep the machine going!
[23:10] [SONG] ---
    Utsumukazu ni mashin o hashirasero!!
[23:14] [SONG] ---
    I have no saddle... (But I have pedals.)
[23:14] [SONG] ---
    Sadoru wa nai kedo "pedaru wa aru kara"
[23:21] [SONG] ---
    I picked up a bright red TV!
[23:21] [SONG] ---
    Makka na terebi o hirotta
[23:25] [SONG] ---
    I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
[23:25] [SONG] ---
    Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
[23:28] [SONG] ---
    It was on a night
    that was just a little warm.
[23:28] [SONG] ---
    Sore wa sukoshi dake atatakai yoru datta
[23:35] [SONG] ---
    I'll keep riding my bike!
[23:35] [SONG] ---
    Jitensha wa hashiritsuzukeru!
[23:39] [SONG] ---
    With my big dreams and furniture on board,
[23:39] [SONG] ---
    Dekai yume to kagu nosete
[23:41] [SONG] ---
    I'll pick up something tomorrow, too!
[23:41] [SONG] ---
    Ore wa ashita mo nanika hirou darou!
[23:52] ---
    Sergeant Keroro here.
SIGN    Giroro-sama
[23:54] ---
    When the Pekopon invasion
    is over and I've retired,
[23:56] ---
    I want to set up a 1/1 diorama of Solomon
    and A Baoa Qu in the solar system,
SIGN    Pekopon Invasion Pekopon Invasion Pekopon Invasion Invasion Pekopon Invasion Pekopon Invasion Pekopon Pekopon Invasion Pekopon Invasion Pekopon Invasion
[24:00] ---
    and think nostalgically of bygone days, sir.
[24:03] ---
    But never mind that. My Very Easy Method
    Just Speeds Up Naming Planets, right?
[24:08] ---
    "Keroro: A Secret Trip To The Moon, Sir!"
[24:11] ---
    "Giroro: Commence Operation
    Typhoon Invasion, Sir!"
SIGN    Please take it
[24:15] ---
    These two episodes. How's that?
[24:17] ---
    Ge-Gero!