# E126 - Keroro & Natsumi: Who's The Hero, Sir?!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GWDU8P4WZ/keroro--natsumi-whos-the-hero-sir)
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**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
I hope it'll be bright tomorrow.
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
Ashita harereba ii na
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Not just the sky, but my feelings, too.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Sora mo boku no kimochi mo
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
I hope there'll be laughter tomorrow.
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
Ashita waraeba ii na
**[00:30] [SONG] ---**
Not just from me, but Earth and space, too.
**[00:30] [SONG] ---**
Boku mo chikyuu mo uchuu mo
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
If you just let life pass you by,
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Mattari ikite'rya
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
It won't even begin to excite! (Night)
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
Mattaku tsumannai (night)
**[00:41] [SONG] ---**
If you just get it together,
**[00:41] [SONG] ---**
Shikkari shite irya
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
There might just be good things
to come. (Come on, yo!)
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Ii koto mo aru ka mo yo (come on yo)
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Coins for a cat Pearls on a pig
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Neko ni koban Buta ni shinju
Mago ni ishou Uma no mimi ni nenbutsu
**[00:50] [SONG] ---**
Clothes make the man
Buddhist chants in a horse's ear
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Nailing down bran Home is your capital
800 fibs Kappa drowning in a river
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Nuka ni kugi Sumeba miyako
Uso happyaku Kappa no kawanagare
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Poison for fugu Octopus wasa
You will get no tanmen from me!
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Fugu ni doku Tako ni wasa
Omae ni kuwaseru tanmen wa nee!
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Doing laundry Bath and tub
Cleaning the floors
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
O-sentaku Furo ni oke Yukasouji
Kaeru no ko wa sugu kitaku se yo!
**[01:02] [SONG] ---**
Little frogs must return home at once!
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
All these things I've gathered
are sure to come in handy.
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Ippai atsumeta Kitto yaku ni tatsu mono
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
I'll translate them all into dreams,
and I'll make something of them someday.
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
Sore o yume ni okikaete
itsuka mono ni suru n da
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
That is our bright road.
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Sore ga bokura no hareru michi
**[01:31] ---**
This, as you know, is the counter that
tells the Pekopon invasion deadline.
**[01:35] ---**
The time remaining just went down to 22 days!
**[01:39] ---**
I-It just buzzed again, sir...
**[01:46] ---**
This slowly, steadily approaching
disturbing feeling...
**[01:49] ---**
Is this what they call... pressure?!
**[01:52] ---**
Something I can do in only 22 days...
**[01:56] ---**
I can make a 1/60 PG Zeta Gundam!
**[02:01] ---**
Fully transformable into Waverider!
**[02:04] ---**
It's really well made, I think!
**[02:06] ---**
Kero kero kero!
**[02:06] ---**
Umm, I think it'd be better if you
looked reality in the face a little bit more...
***SIGN*** Snap
**[02:10] ---**
Snap.
**[02:12] ---**
Woooo, woooo!
**[02:13] ---**
Hey! Hey! Are you listening to me?!
**[02:20] ---**
Keroro & Natsumi: Who's the Hero, Sir?!
**[02:28] ---**
Ohh, this is so much fun!
**[02:31] ---**
Now let's make everything sparkling white!
**[02:34] ---**
What on Earth is with him?
**[02:36] ---**
I think the impending Pekopon invasion
deadline has made him go crazies.
**[02:41] ---**
P-Pathetic.
**[02:43] ---**
Or, like, stubborn neglect?
**[02:45] ---**
Yes! That's just it, Lady Mois!
**[02:47] ---**
I want to just wash everything clean away!
**[02:51] ---**
So...
**[02:52] ---**
Come, come, Natsumi-sama, don't you have
anything else for me to wash up, dear?
**[02:56] ---**
Oh my! If my eyes don't deceive me,
your socks are a little dirty!
**[03:00] ---**
Huh?
**[03:01] ---**
Now let's get these washed nice and clean.
**[03:03] ---**
What are you doing?!
**[03:07] ---**
Goal!
**[03:09] ---**
Good grief.
**[03:09] ---**
N-Nice shot.
**[03:13] ---**
Escaping from reality, huh?
**[03:15] ---**
Why not come to this world, then?
**[03:17] ---**
Gero?
**[03:20] ---**
Here. Right here.
**[03:23] ---**
Hello!
**[03:25] ---**
S-Saburo-senpai?
**[03:27] ---**
What are you doing in the TV, sir?
**[03:29] ---**
Kululu called me, saying he'd invented a
fun machine, and inviting me to try it out.
**[03:35] ---**
This is really exciting.
**[03:40] ---**
Ohh!
**[03:41] ---**
A machine that lets you go
inside a game, sir?!
**[03:44] ---**
Is this thing really okay?
**[03:46] ---**
Looks okay, doesn't it?
I mean, it's got a horn and all.
**[03:49] ---**
You've been trapped inside a game
once before, right, commander?
**[03:53] ---**
I used that incident as a hint
towards the development of this.
**[03:57] ---**
I really thought I wasn't going
to be able to come back that time!
**[04:01] ---**
Made me sweat!
**[04:02] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, this does not happen often!
Let us all go into the game together!
**[04:06] ---**
Oh! You're absolutely right, sir!
**[04:08] ---**
You blasted fool!
**[04:09] ---**
Gero?
**[04:10] ---**
Now's not the time for
playing around, is it?!
**[04:12] ---**
There are only 22 days left until the
Pekopon invasion deadline!
**[04:16] ---**
Oh, don't be such a stickler, Giroro.
**[04:18] ---**
What?!
**[04:19] ---**
Hey, Lady Natsumi, I bet you
want to go with Master Saburo
**[04:22] ---**
and have a romance in the
game world, don'tcha?
**[04:24] ---**
Haha, what is this guy saying...
**[04:27] ---**
Hmph. Too bad.
**[04:29] ---**
There's no way Natsumi will allow you
to skip your chores and play games.
**[04:33] ---**
A fantasy RPG with Saburo-senpai...
**[04:38] ---**
Gero gero gero.
**[04:40] ---**
Hero! If you wish to save your beloved
princess, you will have to defeat me!
**[04:44] ---**
Prince Saburo!
**[04:44] ---**
Gero gero gero.
**[04:46] ---**
Fine by me! Here I come!
**[04:49] ---**
Hyper-Dimensional Prinslash!
**[04:51] ---**
Mega Saburo Slash!
**[04:57] ---**
Gerori...
**[04:59] ---**
Are you hurt, Princess Natsumi?
**[05:01] ---**
I always believed you would come to save me.
**[05:04] ---**
Mwaahhh...
**[05:05] ---**
Pr-Prince Saburo...
**[05:09] ---**
An RPG with all of us together!
Doesn't that sound like fun, Saburo-senpai?
**[05:13] ---**
Wha?!
**[05:14] ---**
Yeah!
**[05:14] ---**
RPGs are fun, aren't they?
**[05:17] ---**
Th-This guy!
**[05:18] ---**
Uh, so... Giroro down as not participating...
**[05:22] ---**
Ah... w-well.
**[05:24] ---**
Maybe soldiers do sometimes need a breather.
**[05:27] ---**
Let's do this RPG!
**[05:29] ---**
Yahoo!
**[05:31] ---**
Then it's decided, sir!
**[05:33] ---**
Hold up a sec.
**[05:34] ---**
I haven't fully finished debugging it yet.
**[05:37] ---**
You sure?
**[05:39] ---**
Ah, it's fine, it's fine!
**[05:40] ---**
As long as I can escape from reality,
I'll take anything, sir!
**[05:47] ---**
Keroro, headset attached!
**[05:49] ---**
I'm ready over here, too.
**[05:53] ---**
Okay, here we go!
**[05:55] ---**
The best RPG ever,
developed by none other than me!
**[05:58] ---**
*Ultimate Final Dragon Fire
Wizard Evolution VII!*
**[06:02] ---**
Launch! With a click.
***SIGN*** It's starting!
**[06:12] ---**
Or, like, futures entwined?
**[06:14] ---**
Girooo...
**[06:16] ---**
F-For real?
**[06:17] ---**
Gerooo!
**[06:19] ---**
What is this?!
**[06:25] ---**
I-It feels kind of suffocating in here.
**[06:29] ---**
And my body feels really... creaky.
**[06:32] ---**
Ku?
**[06:32] ---**
...Sorry.
**[06:33] ---**
Looks like we already hit a bug.
**[06:36] ---**
Saburo, move it!
**[06:41] ---**
Saburo-senpai!
**[06:43] ---**
Wait, Natsumi!
**[06:45] ---**
Fortunate are those who are able
to remember the world of RPGs.
**[06:49] ---**
For they are surely spiritually enriched.
**[06:51] ---**
It is for that reason that I will relate to you
the following story, as the Keronians tell it...
**[07:02] ---**
Huh? What's going on?
**[07:05] ---**
So you have awoken, Hero.
**[07:07] ---**
Huh? Hero?
**[07:10] ---**
Wait, what's this?!
***SIGN*** Talk
Check
► Equip
Items
Bag
***SIGN*** Hinata Natsumi Lv. 1 HP 30 MP 5 Weapon: Commonplace Sword Defense: Commonplace Helmet Commonplace Armor
***SIGN*** King Queen
**[07:15] ---**
What's going on?
***SIGN*** I'll
comb
straight
out!
**[07:16] [SONG] ---**
Dasonu☆Maso, dance!
**[07:16] ---**
I'll comb straight out. We don't have time for
all the context, so to get right to the pont,
**[07:20] [SONG] ---**
Dasonu☆Maso, bounce!
**[07:20] ---**
we want you to defeat the fearsome evil
demon lord and rescue the captured prince!
**[07:23] [SONG] ---**
Dasonu☆Maso, chance!
**[07:25] ---**
Why are you guys here?!
**[07:27] [SONG] ---**
Dasonu☆Maso, nice!
**[07:28] ---**
I'll comb straight out. Recycled character
designs are less work for the TV staff!
**[07:34] ---**
Too straight out...
**[07:35] ---**
And this is a photo of the imprisoned prince!
**[07:36] [SONG] ---**
Dasonu☆Maso, dancing in my soul!
**[07:40] ---**
This prince is... Saburo-senpai?!
**[07:42] ---**
The other group of heroes are already
**[07:45] ---**
on their way to the demon lord's castle!
**[07:46] [SONG] ---**
Dasonu☆Maso!
**[07:48] ---**
I'll comb straight out! The way we
do everything is really annoying!
***SIGN*** I'll
comb
straight
out!
**[07:52] ---**
The other group?
**[07:56] ---**
Noooo! Please, have mercy!
**[07:58] ---**
Gero gero gero.
**[08:00] ---**
We are the hero's party.
**[08:03] ---**
Everyone, search this house
for treasure, sir!
**[08:07] ---**
Okay! I will check the cupboard!
**[08:10] ---**
Oraoraoraoraora!
**[08:12] ---**
Whassin here...
***SIGN*** Kululu found a Herb.
**[08:16] ---**
Just an herb...
***SIGN*** Kululu dropped a Herb.
**[08:18] ---**
Treasure!
**[08:19] ---**
Treasure?
**[08:21] ---**
Where is the treasure?!
**[08:27] ---**
Now this is the best part of RPGs!
**[08:30] ---**
You just can't resist searching around for
treasure when you go into someone's house!
***SIGN*** Keroro found a Tiny Medal!
**[08:34] ---**
I found a gold medal in this drawer, as well!
**[08:38] ---**
Or, like, thieving burglars?
**[08:39] ---**
Nice going, Lady Mois!
**[08:41] ---**
Please wait!
**[08:43] ---**
P-Please, anything but that!
**[08:47] ---**
That's the money I've been saving up
to feed my daughter next month!
**[08:51] ---**
Don't worry.
**[08:52] ---**
It's all to save the world.
**[08:55] ---**
We'll take every last coin, sir!
**[08:58] ---**
N-Nooooo...
**[09:00] ---**
Don't you think you've done enough?
**[09:01] ---**
Gero?
**[09:02] ---**
The highest priority right now is
to rush to the demon lord's castle!
**[09:06] ---**
Ohhh! You are truly the real hero!
**[09:10] ---**
Natsumi, too, will most likely head to the demon
lord's castle, where Saburo is imprisoned.
**[09:14] ---**
And then...
***SIGN*** It's dark...
**[09:16] ---**
It's dark... It's cramped...
***SIGN*** It's cramped...
**[09:20] ---**
I'm scared...
**[09:22] ---**
Prince Saburo!
**[09:22] ---**
Who are you?
**[09:24] ---**
The hero Natsumi! I have
come to save you, prince!
**[09:28] ---**
Thank you, Natsumi-chan!
**[09:30] ---**
Prince... kiss...
**[09:34] ---**
No! No! No!
**[09:36] ---**
Noooo!
**[09:40] ---**
We have to get to the demon lord's
castle before anyone else!
**[09:45] ---**
Uncle!
**[09:46] ---**
Wait for me!
**[09:48] ---**
I still have a thirty-year loan on my house!!
***SIGN*** Keroro's party ran away!!!
**[09:54] ---**
I'm back!
**[09:57] ---**
Ooh, is this a game console?
**[09:59] ---**
I guess you put this on?
**[10:01] ---**
Wait!
**[10:03] ---**
I apologize for taking such a violent action!
**[10:06] ---**
Dororo...
**[10:07] ---**
That machine exudes the scent of danger.
**[10:10] ---**
Dororo said he was getting a bad feeling,
so we came out of worry!
**[10:14] ---**
A bad feeling?
***SIGN*** Natsumi HP 30 MP 5 LV. 1
***SIGN*** Triffidra A appeared. Triffidra B appeared.
**[10:24] ---**
Tri tri...
***SIGN*** ► Talk Fight Check
**[10:28] ---**
Well, then... I'll just have to fight!
***SIGN*** Talk ► Fight Check
***SIGN*** 15 dmg to TrifdraA!!
**[10:33] ---**
Tri tri!
***SIGN*** 19 dmg to TrifdraB!!
**[10:36] ---**
Tri tri!
***SIGN*** Beat the Trifdras!
**[10:40] ---**
I did it!
***SIGN*** Natsumi gains 30 EXP!
**[10:42] ---**
Natsumi gains 30 EXP!
***SIGN*** Natsumi rose to Lv. 2.
**[10:47] ---**
Natsumi rose to Lv. 2!
***SIGN*** Gained 2 ATK.
**[10:50] ---**
Attack went up by 2,
and maybe other stuff went up, too.
***SIGN*** Gained 1 DEF.
**[10:53] ---**
Wow... It really is an RPG!
**[10:57] ---**
And you go on like this,
getting money and items.
**[11:00] ---**
But... even though I'm in a game,
**[11:04] ---**
it doesn't feel all that great
to be doing this.
**[11:08] ---**
Those are...
**[11:09] ---**
Sis!
**[11:12] ---**
Fuyuki? Is that you, Fuyuki?!
**[11:15] ---**
Keroro's adventure in
the RPG world had begun.
**[11:19] ---**
Will they be able to successfully defeat
the demon lord, and rescue Saburo?
**[11:26] ---**
And what fate awaits Fuyuki and the others
who have newly jumped into the RPG world?
**[11:37] ---**
That was definitely Fuyuki's voice!
**[11:40] ---**
Fuyuki!
**[11:42] ---**
If you're there, answer me!
***SIGN*** Rustle...
**[11:45] ---**
What?!
***SIGN*** Rustle... Rustle... Rustle...
**[11:48] ---**
Woof! Woof woof!
**[11:50] ---**
Oh, it's just a dog...
***SIGN*** The dog looks at you like it wants to join your party.
**[11:54] ---**
It's looking at me like it
wants to join my party?
**[11:57] ---**
Woof woof woof!
**[11:58] ---**
Okay! Even a doggy is more
reassuring than being alone.
**[12:03] ---**
Come on, over here.
**[12:05] ---**
Woof woof!
**[12:11] ---**
I turned back to normal!
**[12:13] ---**
Fuyuki! Why?
**[12:16] ---**
Uhh... I was told by Azumaya-san and
Dororo that this game was dangerous.
**[12:21] ---**
Koyuki-chan's here, too?
**[12:23] ---**
The thing is... we got
separated at some point.
**[12:27] ---**
Sis, have you heard anything about this game?
**[12:30] ---**
Come to think of it...
**[12:32] ---**
I haven't fully finished
debugging it yet. You sure?
**[12:36] ---**
That's terrible news!
**[12:38] ---**
Debugging is the work of fixing a
game program's bugs or mistakes!
**[12:43] ---**
If that's not finished, then...
**[12:46] ---**
Then... the reason Saburo-senpai
turned into an imprisoned prince...
**[12:49] ---**
And the reason I turned into a dog.
**[12:52] ---**
Both are because of the program's bugs!
**[12:54] ---**
Oh no...
**[12:55] ---**
Anyway, we should search
for Azumaya-san and the rest!
**[13:00] ---**
Azumaya-san!
**[13:03] ---**
Koyuki-chan!
**[13:05] ---**
Azumaya-san!
**[13:08] ---**
Koyuki-chan!
**[13:10] ---**
Azumaya-san!
**[13:12] ---**
Koyuki-chan!
**[13:15] ---**
She's not here, either.
**[13:17] ---**
Geez, where could Koyuki-chan
have gotten to?
**[13:21] ---**
The sun's already set for the day.
**[13:23] ---**
Let's ask the owner of that hut
to let us stay the night.
**[13:28] ---**
Excuse me!
**[13:32] ---**
Mountain!
**[13:34] ---**
The password! Mountain, and?
**[13:36] ---**
Uh... river?
**[13:38] ---**
Correct!
**[13:39] ---**
Koyuki-chan!
**[13:41] ---**
I got separated from Dororo and lost my way.
**[13:44] ---**
And then I spotted this hut,
so I was just having a little rest!
**[13:47] ---**
That's great to hear!
**[13:49] ---**
Looks like we've got another person now!
**[13:51] ---**
Yeah! A three-person party!
***SIGN*** Koyuki joined your party.
***SIGN*** Keroro Giroro Tamama Kululu Mois
**[13:58] ---**
There're so many of them!
We'll never cut them all down!
**[14:00] ---**
And we don't have much HP left...
**[14:03] ---**
Hmm, eat one of these, then.
**[14:06] ---**
What is this?
**[14:09] ---**
Curry bread, made by yours truly.
**[14:11] ---**
Use that to replenish your strength.
**[14:14] ---**
That'll be useful.
**[14:17] ---**
Spicy and fruity!
**[14:20] ---**
Strength at max!
**[14:22] ---**
Then let's go!
**[14:23] ---**
Okay!
**[14:24] ---**
Good luck, guys!
**[14:26] ---**
Are you going to help us fight,
even slightly?!
**[14:29] ---**
Well, I am a Jester, you see, sir,
**[14:32] ---**
so I'll leave battles to the
Warrior, Fighter, and Mage.
**[14:36] ---**
Where do you see a Mage?!
**[14:38] ---**
Behind you.
**[14:39] ---**
What?!
**[14:40] ---**
The Angol tribe's ultimate
esoteric technique!
***SIGN*** Ultimate Esoteric Technique
***SIGN*** Armageddon
**[14:43] ---**
Armageddon!
**[14:44] ---**
One one-millionth!
***SIGN*** 1,000,000 damage to the Keroimes
**[14:52] ---**
Ohhh! She defeated all those
enemies in an instant!
***SIGN*** Giroro jumped up to Lv. 99.
**[14:59] ---**
Heh, instantly level 99!
***SIGN*** Became a Gladiator.
**[15:01] ---**
Udahaaaa! Say my name!!
***SIGN*** Tamama jumped up to Lv. 99.
***SIGN*** Tamama became successor.
***SIGN*** Keroro also jumped up to Lv. 99.
**[15:06] ---**
I feel the power welling up inside me!
**[15:13] ---**
Looks like that last attack of yours
was too devastating.
**[15:16] ---**
Or, like, karmic justice?
**[15:18] ---**
Gero!
**[15:19] ---**
Or, like, run, sir!
**[15:25] ---**
That was close, sir...
***SIGN*** Welcome!! To the Demon Lord's Castle!
**[15:29] ---**
I-It's...
**[15:31] ---**
Hmph. Who does he think we are?
**[15:34] ---**
Okay! Let's beat this evil
demon lord nice and quick,
**[15:37] ---**
and then I will become the
new lord of this world!
**[15:41] ---**
Hold it!
**[15:42] ---**
Gero?
**[15:43] ---**
N-Natsumi!
**[15:44] ---**
Fukki's with her, too!
**[15:47] ---**
A challenger appears.
**[15:49] ---**
Tch! They're planning to defeat
the demon lord before us!
**[15:53] ---**
I won't let that happen, sir!
**[15:55] ---**
Sis! Sarge and the others are...
***SIGN*** Welcome!! To the Demon Lord's Castle!
**[15:57] ---**
Hey, hold it!
**[15:59] ---**
This game's not safe!
**[16:02] ---**
As if I'm gonna wait!
**[16:04] ---**
The seat of the demon lord is mi— Gero?
**[16:13] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[16:14] ---**
Uncle, hold on!
**[16:16] ---**
Hey! You mind letting go?
**[16:18] ---**
I can't, sir!
**[16:19] ---**
If I let go, I'll fall, sir!
**[16:21] ---**
Just let go!
**[16:23] ---**
Fall with me, sir!
**[16:25] ---**
Screw you! Fall on your own!
**[16:28] ---**
Ah.
**[16:29] ---**
Giroro, you heartless fiend!
***SIGN*** Heartless fiend...
**[16:32] ---**
Heartless fiend...
Heartless fiend... Heartless fiend...
**[16:35] ---**
Don't hate me for that.
**[16:37] ---**
Tama?
**[16:41] ---**
Wh-What's going on?!
**[16:42] ---**
Why are we falling, too?!
**[16:45] ---**
Or, like, total oneness?
**[16:46] ---**
If the party leader falls, everyone falls.
**[16:49] ---**
Sounds pretty RPG-like to me.
**[16:53] ---**
We were about to warn them that
this game was dangerous.
**[16:56] ---**
Then we should take it upon ourselves
to defeat the demon lord!
**[16:59] ---**
Yeah.
**[17:07] ---**
Wow.
**[17:08] ---**
A dead end?
**[17:09] ---**
I feel a strong ghostly air on
the other side of this door!
**[17:14] ---**
Brave heroes... pass through!
**[17:22] ---**
Let's go.
**[17:23] ---**
Yeah.
**[17:26] ---**
Natsumi-san, get back!
**[17:34] ---**
That voice, it's...
**[17:35] ---**
It can't be... Saburo-senpai?!
**[17:38] ---**
I was once known by that name.
**[17:44] ---**
But now I am lord of this dark world.
**[17:47] ---**
Dark Sabulord!
**[17:52] ---**
Saburo-senpai! Why are you—?!
**[17:54] ---**
There's no mistaking it!
**[17:56] ---**
Saburo-san is being controlled
by those red bug-like things!
**[18:00] ---**
What?!
**[18:04] ---**
Looks like it was a shortcut.
**[18:06] ---**
Or, like, insane comeback?
**[18:08] ---**
Gero gerori.
**[18:09] ---**
Demon lord, you shall curse
your meeting me here!
**[18:12] ---**
Savor the taste of my ultimate attack, sir!
**[18:16] ---**
A-yeah! A-huh! A-yeah!
***SIGN*** Keroro did a peculiar dance!
**[18:29] ---**
M-My most stylish aspect today...
***SIGN*** Keroro's dance was pointless...
**[18:33] ---**
What in blazes are those red things?!
**[18:36] ---**
They're an aggregation of all the bugs
that arose during the game.
**[18:40] ---**
Why did you leave those things unchecked?!
**[18:43] ---**
I *told you* I hadn't finished debugging it.
**[18:46] ---**
I will eradicate you heroes,
**[18:48] ---**
and reign over this world
as its eternal lord!
**[18:52] ---**
Enough!
**[18:53] ---**
Take my critical!
**[18:56] ---**
We'll force our way through!
***SIGN*** Koyuki's party made a desperate attack!!!
***SIGN*** But it can't deal any damage!
**[19:01] ---**
Our attack doesn't work on him?!
**[19:04] ---**
Zero damage!
**[19:06] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu,
isn't there anything you can do, sir?
**[19:10] ---**
Uncle!
**[19:11] ---**
Leave this to me!
**[19:13] ---**
Wait, Mois-chan!
**[19:15] ---**
S-Sis?
**[19:18] ---**
Don't, Natsumi-san!
**[19:20] ---**
Stop!
**[19:20] ---**
He's not the Saburo you know!
**[19:23] ---**
What's the matter? What are you
going to do as a mere Lv. 2?
***SIGN*** Natsumi HP 48 MP 7 LV. 2
**[19:28] ---**
Saburo-senpai.
**[19:33] ---**
Back then, Fuyuki had turned
into a dog because of a bug,
**[19:37] ---**
but he turned back to normal.
**[19:39] ---**
If... my thoughts are correct...
**[19:42] ---**
...he should...
**[19:44] ---**
You're an eyesore. Begone!
**[19:47] ---**
I'll let you...
**[19:49] ---**
...join my party!
**[19:53] ---**
Wh-What?!
**[19:56] ---**
Come on.
**[19:57] ---**
Let's go together.
**[20:00] ---**
Y-You'd... invite me... into your party?!
**[20:12] ---**
Saburo-senpai!
**[20:14] ---**
Um, what?
**[20:17] ---**
The original system was to turn monsters
into party members through love, see.
**[20:21] ---**
L-Love...?
**[20:26] ---**
Are you okay, Saburo-senpai?
**[20:29] ---**
Huh? Where am I?
**[20:31] ---**
You'd better be thankful.
**[20:33] ---**
Huh?
**[20:34] ---**
It was Natsumi's kindness and
spirit of fellowship that saved you.
**[20:38] ---**
Anyway, I guess that means
we've beaten the game, sir!
**[20:42] ---**
Or, like, happy ending?
**[20:44] ---**
Now wait, this all happened because you said
you wanted to escape from reality, remember?
**[20:49] ---**
You said you wanted to play it, too.
**[20:51] ---**
Huh? I did?
**[20:53] ---**
Ahh! So mean, so mean, so mean, so mean!
**[20:57] ---**
Gero?
**[20:57] ---**
You scumbags....
**[21:01] ---**
Th-That voice...
**[21:02] ---**
Dororo!
**[21:04] ---**
Oh, crap... I totally forgot about him...
**[21:08] ---**
You left me out again and happily
played RPGs together!
**[21:13] ---**
This is...
**[21:15] ---**
...that gimmick where you beat
the "final boss," the demon lord,
**[21:17] ---**
only to reveal that there was an even more
powerful Demon King behind the scenes!
**[21:22] ---**
The multiplying bugs are absorbing trauma
energy and getting even more powerful!
**[21:28] ---**
You are all so mean...
**[21:30] ---**
So mean!!
**[21:38] ---**
Tama?
**[21:40] ---**
Gero? We're...
**[21:42] ---**
...back home!
**[21:45] ---**
I see!
**[21:46] ---**
You pressed the reset button for us!
***SIGN*** Cat Reset
**[21:50] ---**
Haha... You're all... so mean...
**[21:54] ---**
Dororo-senpai, are you okay?
**[21:56] ---**
Dororo...
**[21:59] ---**
But anyway, what about this?
**[22:01] ---**
Gero?
**[22:01] ---**
I have one other RPG in development
right now. You wanna play?
**[22:06] ---**
It's perfect for escaping from reality.
**[22:09] ---**
Gero!
**[22:11] ---**
I don't wanna run from reality anymore, sir!
**[22:16] ---**
Pekopon invasion deadline: 21 days remain!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
I picked up a bright red TV!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Makka na terebi o hirotta
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
It was on a night
that was just a little warm.
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
Sore wa sukoshi dake atatakai yoru datta
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Yesterday I picked up a chest of drawers!
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Kinou wa tansu o hirotta
**[22:37] [SONG] ---**
I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
**[22:37] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
I wonder what I'll pick up tomorrow.
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Ore wa ashita wa nani o hirou n darou
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Cyling recycle!
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Saikuringu risaikuru
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Sudden events that happen to you.
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Totsuzen okotta hapuningu
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Curry's better with more solid bits of food.
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Ookerya ureshii karee no gu
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
First is always rock; the others are taboo.
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
Janken saisho wa kanarazu guu
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
All of life's experiences are good!
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Jinsei keiken subete ga good!
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Ahh...
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Aa...
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
In this room with no furniture for me,
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Kagu no nai kono heya ni
**[23:06] [SONG] ---**
I sit on my own with no money.
**[23:06] [SONG] ---**
Kane no nai ore hitori
**[23:10] [SONG] ---**
Don't droop your head.
Just keep the machine going!
**[23:10] [SONG] ---**
Utsumukazu ni mashin o hashirasero!!
**[23:14] [SONG] ---**
I have no saddle... (But I have pedals.)
**[23:14] [SONG] ---**
Sadoru wa nai kedo "pedaru wa aru kara"
**[23:21] [SONG] ---**
I picked up a bright red TV!
**[23:21] [SONG] ---**
Makka na terebi o hirotta
**[23:25] [SONG] ---**
I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
**[23:25] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
**[23:28] [SONG] ---**
It was on a night
that was just a little warm.
**[23:28] [SONG] ---**
Sore wa sukoshi dake atatakai yoru datta
**[23:35] [SONG] ---**
I'll keep riding my bike!
**[23:35] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha wa hashiritsuzukeru!
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
With my big dreams and furniture on board,
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
Dekai yume to kagu nosete
**[23:41] [SONG] ---**
I'll pick up something tomorrow, too!
**[23:41] [SONG] ---**
Ore wa ashita mo nanika hirou darou!
**[23:52] ---**
Sergeant Keroro here.
***SIGN*** Giroro-sama
**[23:54] ---**
When the Pekopon invasion
is over and I've retired,
**[23:56] ---**
I want to set up a 1/1 diorama of Solomon
and A Baoa Qu in the solar system,
***SIGN*** Pekopon Invasion Pekopon Invasion Pekopon Invasion Invasion Pekopon Invasion Pekopon Invasion Pekopon Pekopon Invasion Pekopon Invasion Pekopon Invasion
**[24:00] ---**
and think nostalgically of bygone days, sir.
**[24:03] ---**
But never mind that. My Very Easy Method
Just Speeds Up Naming Planets, right?
**[24:08] ---**
"Keroro: A Secret Trip To The Moon, Sir!"
**[24:11] ---**
"Giroro: Commence Operation
Typhoon Invasion, Sir!"
***SIGN*** Please take it
**[24:15] ---**
These two episodes. How's that?
**[24:17] ---**
Ge-Gero!