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E35 - Top Secret! Natsumi's Surprise Birthday Party, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:31] ---
    Let's rewind time by two years
SIGN    Happy 11th Birthday, Fuyuki!
[01:33] ---
    to take a peek at
    Hinata Fuyuki's 11th birthday.
[01:43] ---
    Happy birthday.
[01:45] ---
    Happy birthday, Fuyuki.
[01:46] ---
    Thanks.
[01:49] ---
    Here you go. My present to you.
[01:52] ---
    Thank you! What is it?
SIGN    Encyclopedia of World UMA The Number of Sightings Increasing. Do Frog-type Sprites Really Exist!?
[01:56] ---
    Wow. It's an illustrated book
    about alien visitors.
[01:58] ---
    I've been wanting to get this.
[02:01] ---
    And what would you like
    for your birthday, Natsumi?
[02:04] ---
    Me? Nah, don't bother.
[02:07] ---
    I'm already in junior high.
    I don't want to be too childish.
[02:10] ---
    Are you sure?
[02:12] ---
    Yeah. I want it to be like any other day.
[02:14] ---
    You don't have to force yourself
    to leave work early, either.
[02:18] ---
    I'm sorry your birthday
[02:19] ---
    comes at one of the busiest
    times of the year.
[02:22] ---
    Oh, it's okay.
    Here, Fuyuki, a present from me.
[02:25] ---
    Thank you!
[02:26] ---
    Wow! It's the latest mystery tour map!
[02:30] ---
    Let's all go together sometime.
[02:32] ---
    That was one of the good old days
    at the Hinata household
[02:35] ---
    before Sergeant Keroro showed up.
[02:40] ---
    Top Secret! Natsumi's
    Surprise Birthday Party, Sir!
[02:51] ---
    Sarge, I didn't see you come in.
[02:53] ---
    Master Fuyuki, something bothering you?
[02:55] ---
    Yeah, sort of.
[02:57] ---
    Well, I have this really small problem.
    You wanna hear about it?
[03:01] ---
    Sure.
[03:01] ---
    I've been concerned about my status.
[03:05] ---
    Sometimes I wish they'd say...
SIGN    Nice Strategy
[03:06] ---
    "Wow. What a terrific plan!"
SIGN    You're the Best, Leader
[03:09] ---
    "You're the best leader there is."
[03:12] ---
    I'm wondering how to
     come up with a plan
[03:13] ---
    that will help me regain
    my team's confidence.
[03:17] ---
    So, any great ideas on
    how to conquer Pekopon?
[03:20] ---
    Don't ask me a silly question like that.
[03:23] ---
    Besides, I've already got a lot
    on my mind right now
[03:26] ---
    with my sister's birthday
    coming up.
[03:29] ---
    Lady Natsumi's birthday, sir?
[03:31] ---
    Yeah. On December 2.
[03:34] ---
    She thinks presents and cakes
     are childish,
[03:36] ---
    so I don't think she'd
    appreciate that. So I...
SIGN    Geroron-geroron-geroron...
[03:47] ---
    Hey! Sorry I'm so late, everyone!
SIGN    Pekopon Invasion Strategy Meeting
[03:50] ---
    I had some business meetings to
    attend all over town this morning.
[03:53] ---
    All right.
    Let's start the meeting, shall we?
[03:56] ---
    Please raise your hand
    before you start speaking.
[04:00] ---
    Giroro-kun!
[04:02] ---
    I would like to know the
    real reason why you were late.
[04:06] ---
    I knew the red lantern would
    toss me nasty sarcasm like that.
[04:11] ---
    Oops... I guess the safety
    must've been off by mistake.
[04:15] ---
    Y-You almost killed me!
[04:16] ---
    These invasion strategy meetings are
    extremely important to us.
[04:22] ---
    I've just about had it with you
    coming in late all the time.
[04:28] ---
    Giroro-kun, control yourself.
[04:31] ---
    Corporal Giroro.
[04:32] ---
    Why don't you calm down and
    listen to what I'm about to say?
[04:36] ---
    I'm quite confident that my
    new plan will blow you away.
[04:41] ---
    Hmph! I'm looking forward to it.
[04:45] ---
    Good. Now, I name the operation...
[04:47] ---
    Surprise! Surprise!
    Birthday Party for Lady Natsumi!
[04:53] ---
    What did you say?!
[04:54] ---
    Keroro-kun,
    please give us some details!
[04:57] ---
    Sure. In two days, December 2,
[04:59] ---
    it's Lady Natsumi's birthday.
[05:02] ---
    We shall avoid Lady Natsumi at any cost,
[05:04] ---
    while preparing for her party in secret.
SIGN    I'm unimportant... Anxiety grows
[05:09] ---
    She'll be quite depressed,
    thinking that nobody cares about her.
[05:14] ---
    "My birthday is coming soon,
    and nobody remembered at all."
[05:18] ---
    However, it's just a setup for
    the greatest surprise of her life.
[05:22] ---
    The next instant...
[05:24] ---
    Presents! Ta-da!
[05:27] ---
    And a delicious cake, ta-dow!
[05:29] ---
    She'll gain enormous happiness!
[05:32] ---
    She'll be so touched.
SIGN    Booing
SIGN    Cheering
[05:38] ---
    In other words, you're
    going to lower her guard
[05:41] ---
    to make our invasion easier, correct?
[05:43] ---
    Well, I guess you could say that.
[05:47] ---
    K-Keroro.
[05:50] ---
    Y-You moron, you're such a...
[05:54] ---
    I understand! And will comply!
[05:57] ---
    That is a thing of beauty
    that will endure for generations.
[06:01] ---
    They will call it "the salute
    that was just so perfect."
[06:05] ---
    Then, it's unanimous.
    The proposal is approved.
[06:11] ---
    All right!
[06:12] ---
    Commence Operation Birthday Party.
SIGN    Pekopon Invasion Strategy Meeting
[06:14] ---
    The plan must succeed, no matter what.
[06:17] ---
    Yeah!
[06:21] ---
    I'm home. Sorry I'm late.
[06:23] ---
    I'll start dinner right away.
[06:27] ---
    Oh, Tamama. I didn't know you'd be here.
[06:30] ---
    Natchi, is there anything you want?
[06:33] ---
    Anything I want? Why are
    you asking so suddenly?
[06:36] ---
    Because, the day after tomorrow...
[06:41] ---
    W-Wha...
[06:42] ---
    Oh, welcome home, Lady Natsumi.
[06:46] ---
    It's been cold outside, hasn't it?
[06:49] ---
    W-What's that?
[06:53] ---
    I'm finished.
[06:55] ---
    Just leave your plate there.
[06:57] ---
    Okay, thanks.
[07:00] ---
    Can I talk to you?
[07:02] ---
    Do you have a favorite musician
    or something like that?
[07:06] ---
    I don't remember you ever
    striking up a conversation with me.
[07:09] ---
    So what are you up to this time?
[07:11] ---
    Nothing at all.
[07:13] ---
    It's just, in two days...
[07:18] ---
    Yet again...
[07:19] ---
    Well, if it isn't Lady Natsumi.
[07:21] ---
    Thank you for doing the dishes, ma'am.
[07:24] ---
    What the heck's going on here?
SIGN    Self-reflection Room In Use
[07:27] ---
    What do you think you're doing?!
SIGN    I'm sorry Forgive me I beg your pardon Forgive me, Mom Sorry I won't do it again.
[07:30] ---
    Weren't you listening to a word I said?
SIGN    I'm sorry Forgive me I beg your pardon Forgive me, Mom Sorry
[07:32] ---
    How can it be a surprise
    if you spill the beans?!
[07:36] ---
    Jeez, I'm surprised at you!
[07:38] ---
    Now stay in there and think
    about what you two just did.
[07:42] ---
    What is he so worked up for?
[07:46] ---
    I am so hungry...!
[07:49] ---
    Natsumi's birthday is coming up?
[07:52] ---
    Yeah. It's tomorrow, actually.
[07:54] ---
    You seem a bit bothered about it.
[07:57] ---
    It's just that I don't know what to do.
[07:59] ---
    If there's a problem,
    why don't you let me help you?
[08:03] ---
    Oh, thank you.
[08:05] ---
    All right! This may be a baby step,
[08:07] ---
    but it'll help me get closer to him
    and the whole family, for sure!
[08:10] ---
    Tell me, what seems to be the problem?
[08:14] ---
    Well, the thing is, my sister
    doesn't like anything "childish."
[08:17] ---
    Last year, when I asked her
[08:19] ---
    what she wanted for her birthday, she said...
[08:22] ---
    How about you get better grades?
    That'll make me happy.
[08:28] ---
    I was thinking of holding
    a birthday party, at least.
[08:32] ---
    But I feel she'd think it was childish.
[08:35] ---
    That's why...
[08:37] ---
    Hey... Nishizawa-san?
[08:39] ---
    That's right.
[08:41] ---
    Take care of it, Paul.
    I want a really big cake.
[08:43] ---
    I want to see the greatest
    birthday cake ever.
[08:46] ---
    All right. This is it.
[08:48] ---
    This is my chance to really
    join the Hinata household
[08:51] ---
    and become part of the family.
[08:54] ---
    Chance!
[09:00] ---
    I'm home.
[09:03] ---
    Master Fuyuki. Welcome back.
[09:06] ---
    You're right on time.
    I want to show you something.
[09:09] ---
    What is it?
SIGN    Happy Birthday, Natsumi!
[09:17] ---
    What is all this?
[09:19] ---
    We're gonna party here.
[09:21] ---
    When you say party, do you
    mean a party for Natsumi?
[09:24] ---
    Of course!
[09:25] ---
    What do you think?
[09:27] ---
    The whole Keroro Platoon
    collaborated on the decorations.
[09:35] ---
    This is way too childish, Sarge...
SIGN    H-A-P-P-Y B-I-R-T-H-D-A-Y-!!
[09:38] ---
    Gero!
[09:39] ---
    It's no good, sir?
[09:40] ---
    And she won't be happy
    with this drastic makeover.
[09:43] ---
    How do you think she'll react?
[09:45] ---
    You stupid frog!
SIGN    caution
[09:51] ---
    Warning! Natsumi is coming home.
[10:04] ---
    I think I heard the voice of those
    stupid frogs coming from this room.
[10:08] ---
    They'd better not be up to
    something again in here.
[10:17] ---
    And so, what could the
    astonished Natsumi be looking at?
[10:21] ---
    Is there any chance of success
[10:23] ---
    for the plans of Keroro and his platoon?
[10:35] ---
    Huh?
[10:37] ---
    Was I imagining things?
SIGN    Happy Birthday!!
[10:48] ---
    Scared the heck out of me.
SIGN    A Close Call
[10:50] ---
    That was close.
[10:52] ---
    The real test comes tomorrow.
    Everyone, do your best!
[10:55] ---
    Roger!
[11:01] ---
    I don't know if it'll work.
[11:03] ---
    Don't you have any faith in him?
[11:06] ---
    Corporal Giroro.
[11:08] ---
    Can't say I blame you.
[11:10] ---
    All the plans he's come up with
    so far have been ridiculous.
[11:13] ---
    Well, it's not that I don't
    believe he can come through.
[11:17] ---
    It's just that
[11:18] ---
    I don't know if Sis would
    appreciate that kind of party.
[11:22] ---
    You should know there are
    no guarantees in life.
[11:24] ---
    Just think of it this way.
[11:26] ---
    It's his way of showing her
    how grateful he is
[11:28] ---
    for everything she's done for him.
[11:31] ---
    It's the thought that counts,
    don't you think?
[11:36] ---
    Well, we're invaders, after all.
[11:38] ---
    Not that she'd be happy to
    have invaders grateful to her.
[11:43] ---
    We're on opposing sides.
[11:46] ---
    It's up to you guys how you respond.
[12:03] ---
    And so, the much-awaited day is finally here.
[12:07] ---
    C'mon, everyone! Breakfast is ready!
[12:15] ---
    I told them last night I had
    to get to school early today,
[12:18] ---
    yet they're all still sleeping...
SIGN    To Sis
[12:20] ---
    Hey, Fuyuki. I said wake up.
[12:26] ---
    "Natsumi... Sorry. I have practice
    this morning, so I'm leaving early. Fuyuki."
[12:32] ---
    Practice?
[12:34] ---
    Why didn't he just tell me sooner
[12:35] ---
    so I didn't have to waste the breakfast?
[12:37] ---
    I can't believe how
    inconsiderate boys can be.
[12:45] ---
    She must be reeling now with
    all the body blows we've given her.
[12:49] ---
    We're now in the last stages
    of the operation.
[12:52] ---
    Any problems at this point?
[12:54] ---
    How's the venue coming along?
[12:56] ---
    Just putting the finishing touches up.
[12:59] ---
    How about Lady Natsumi's
    surveillance and protection?
[13:02] ---
    I've got it covered.
[13:03] ---
    Leave it to us.
[13:04] ---
    The birthday cake?
[13:05] ---
    It'll be here by noon direct from France.
[13:08] ---
    The original birthday song?
[13:10] ---
    I've finished composing it.
[13:12] ---
    All we need to do is practice singing it.
[13:15] ---
    It's perfect.
[13:16] ---
    Okay, everyone! It'll really
    get going when she gets here!
[13:19] ---
    Let's all do our part and
    make this a complete success!
[13:22] ---
    Yeah!
[13:24] ---
    Th-This is getting bigger and bigger...
[13:29] ---
    Leader...
[13:31] ---
    Here.
[13:32] ---
    Tamama.
[13:35] ---
    It's so pretty...
[13:37] ---
    Or, like, purpose unknown?
[13:48] ---
    It arrived here on schedule, Milady.
[13:51] ---
    Good work, Paul.
[13:52] ---
    I mean, don't screw up.
[13:55] ---
    I'll be the biggest
    contributor to this operation.
[14:04] ---
    W-What is it, Koyuki-chan?
[14:06] ---
    I'm just keeping an eye
    on you. Just ignore me.
[14:09] ---
    It's time to show off my
    extraordinary cooking skills.
SIGN    Keroro the Pretty Cook
[14:21] ---
    So how is the food coming along?
     Is this it?
[14:47] ---
    Natsumi! Wait!
[14:49] ---
    Hey, Natsumi. Wanna
    do homework at my house?
[14:53] ---
    We were hoping you could help us.
[14:55] ---
    Though you probably need to go
    straight home and prepare dinner.
[15:04] ---
    It's fine. Let's go together.
[15:06] ---
    All right!
[15:07] ---
    Thanks, Natsumi!
[15:08] ---
    Let's go.
[15:09] ---
    Yeah.
[15:11] ---
    I'll treat you to your
    favorite sweet potatoes.
[15:13] ---
    Really?
[15:15] ---
    She's making a detour.
[15:17] ---
    This was totally unexpected.
[15:22] ---
    Day turned into night,
[15:23] ---
    and as dinner time approached,
    there was still no sign of Natsumi-chan.
[15:28] ---
    She's late...
[15:30] ---
    She's really late, sir!
[15:32] ---
    She usually comes
    straight home from school,
[15:35] ---
    and she never stays out this late.
[15:37] ---
    Another failure of ours?
[15:41] ---
    I am so hungry...
[15:43] ---
    Guys. Why don't we just call off
    the party and start eating?
[15:47] ---
    Call it off?
[15:49] ---
    Or, like, mission cancelled?
[15:51] ---
    Maybe she figured out what we were up to.
[15:55] ---
    She said she couldn't
    care less for childish parties.
[15:58] ---
    So maybe she decided not to
    come home early to avoid this one.
[16:02] ---
    So how about we start eating now
    and pretend it's nothing special?
[16:06] ---
    No! We wait until
     Lady Natsumi comes home.
[16:09] ---
    How can we eat if the
    birthday girl herself isn't here?
[16:13] ---
    I won't have it, sir!
[16:14] ---
    Sarge...
[16:16] ---
    I won't have it, sir.
[16:18] ---
    True.
[16:19] ---
    It would be heartbreaking if Natsumi-chan got
    home and had to eat dinner all by herself.
[16:24] ---
    That's true. Let's wait for her.
[16:30] ---
    And after about an hour goes by...
[16:33] ---
    See you later!
[16:34] ---
    Thank you!
[16:35] ---
    Bye bye!
[16:37] ---
    My goodness. I didn't notice how late it was.
[16:40] ---
    Sorry I'm so late...
SIGN    Happy Birthday, Natsumi!
[17:03] ---
    Lady Hinata Natsumi!
[17:04] ---
    A happy birthday to you! Yay!
[17:09] ---
    Happy birthday!
[17:10] ---
    Happy birthday, Lady Natsumi!
[17:12] ---
    We've been waiting for you!
[17:17] ---
    S-Sis?
[17:20] ---
    All this time... You were
    setting this up behind my back...
[17:24] ---
    Please don't be mad, Sis!
[17:26] ---
    We just wanted to make you
    happy on your birthday.
[17:29] ---
    I've never been happier
    in my entire life!
[17:33] ---
    Huh? Aren't you upset?
[17:35] ---
    Why would I be?
[17:36] ---
    Because you don't like this kind of party...
[17:39] ---
    No. I love it.
[17:41] ---
    So were we able to surprise you?
[17:44] ---
    It was a total shock.
SIGN    Happy Birthday, Natsumi!
[17:45] ---
    All right!
[17:46] ---
    Operation: "Surprise! Surprise!
    Birthday Party for Lady Natsumi!"
[17:48] ---
    is a big success.
[17:50] ---
    Hurray!
SIGN    Program
SIGN    1. Choral Singing Birthday Song (original)
[17:58] [SONG] ---
    Good good day.
[18:00] [SONG] ---
    Special... birthday.
[18:07] [SONG] ---
    On this special day, let's have fun.
[18:14] [SONG] ---
    Like the first time my jokes
    made everyone laugh in class.
SIGN    1. Choral Singing Birthday Song (original)
SIGN    2. Presentation of Gifts
[18:23] [SONG] ---
    I'm so glad to know you.
SIGN    Sergeant Major Afro
[18:26] [SONG] ---
    An electrical miracle.
[18:30] [SONG] ---
    You're so dazzling.
SIGN    Potato Chips
[18:33] [SONG] ---
    And your smile... is ultraviolet.
SIGN    Martian Praying to God
[18:39] [SONG] ---
    Best wishes.
SIGN    2. Presentation of Gifts
[18:42] [SONG] ---
    Happy birthday!
SIGN    3. Eat Birthday Cake
[19:10] ---
    Boy... I'm so full.
[19:12] ---
    I can't eat another bite...
[19:16] ---
    You don't have very many
    opportunities to collapse
[19:18] ---
    from eating too much cake.
[19:21] ---
    You should not have tried to finish it.
[19:23] ---
    What the heck are you two doing?
[19:27] ---
    Corporal Giroro.
[19:30] ---
    Is that what you call a party?
[19:33] ---
    That's so ridiculous.
[19:35] ---
    Corporal, where have you been all this time?
[19:37] ---
    Giroro. What happened?
[19:40] ---
    Since it's your birthday,
[19:42] ---
    I thought I'd go out and
    collect a few things to give to you.
[19:46] ---
    Th-That's a...
[19:48] ---
    A branch of the Intergalactic Horai Ball.
[19:50] ---
    And that's the Intergalactic Guardian Pot
[19:52] ---
    and skin of the Intergalactic Fire Mouse.
[19:54] ---
    The jaws of an Intergalactic Penta-Dragon.
[19:56] ---
    The cowry of an Intergalactic Swallow.
[19:59] ---
    Incredible.
[20:00] ---
    Only the bravest in the galaxy
    can get their hands on
[20:03] ---
    such precious items.
[20:04] ---
    Or, like, super rarest?
[20:08] ---
    Are you all right, Giroro?
[20:10] ---
    I've never seen you in such bad shape.
[20:13] ---
    I just tripped and fell...
[20:15] ---
    No need for that, Giroro...
[20:18] ---
    Enough of the brave act...
[20:20] ---
    I'm home!
[20:21] ---
    Mom!
[20:22] ---
    Am I too late for the party?
[20:23] ---
    I was hoping I could get home
    a little early today.
[20:27] ---
    Happy birthday, Natsumi.
[20:31] ---
    Thank you, Mom!
[20:34] ---
    Thank you... Sarge.
[20:38] ---
    Thanks to you, I kinda feel like I...
    I understand my sister better.
[20:42] ---
    Is that so?
[20:44] ---
    Well, that's really great.
[20:47] ---
    Well then, I'd better get going now.
[20:51] ---
    What?
[20:52] ---
    He's gone...
[20:54] ---
    Click.
SIGN    List of things I want ☆MG Ball ☆GM Cold District Type ☆PG Gouf ☆Dozle Zabi's Zaku
SIGN    Did you guys know?! (Amazing!) December 9 is, by Earth reckoning, Sgt. Keroro's birthday!!! (Wowwww!!) List of things I want ☆MG Ball ☆GM Cold District Type ☆PG Gouf ☆Dozle Zabi's Zaku
[21:00] ---
    December 9 is...
[21:02] ---
    ...Sergeant Keroro's...
[21:04] ---
    ...birthday?
[21:05] ---
    It's his... birthday next week...
[21:10] ---
    Figures...
[21:12] ---
    Which means
[21:13] ---
    this was all a grand scheme
    to have his own party.
[21:16] ---
    Or, like, barefaced grasping?
[21:23] ---
    There's Sergeant Keroro
    bursting with expectation.
[21:26] ---
    Will he have a great celebration
    next week on his birthday?
[21:30] ---
    I guess we'll just
    leave it to your imagination.
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    The passwords are:
    Afro and Sergeant.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
    3, 2, 1, fire!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Ranbou ni hipparu na
    Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Don't pull on it hard.
    Don't pinch it so freely.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Sore ijou chikazuku na
    Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Don't come any closer!
    Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
    messy messy.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Kibishii tatakai da ga
    tonikaku haragoshirae
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    It's a tough battle,
    but first we have to eat our fill.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Pyua na uchuu no seimei
    Sunao sugite heso magari
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    A pure space life form,
    so honest that he's crooked.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    The enemy has straight
    blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[23:07] ---
    This is Momoka. It's that
    chilly time of year.
[23:10] ---
    It's the perfect time to spend
    cuddled up with someone special
[23:14] ---
    and enjoy a hot cup of cocoa.
[23:16] ---
    Then you gaze into his eyes
    and hold onto his hands...
[23:19] ---
    Never mind that! In the next episode,
[23:21] ---
    we have a great winter operation.
[23:22] ---
    Winter...?!
[23:23] ---
    "Keroro's Desperate Struggle!
    Sergeant vs. General Winter, Sir!"
[23:26] ---
    "Fuyuki: Nishizawa-san's Oustranding Coincidence, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
    What did you just say?!
[23:31] ---
    Ge-Gero!