E268 - Kero Zero: Meet Pekoponian Mech Designer Katoyama Kiko, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:20] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:20] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
SIGN    (The Present)
[01:31] ---
    The planet Keron, not quite a long time ago.
SIGN    (Not Quite a Long Time Ago)
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    There, formidable frog-type aliens
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    made plans to invade Earth.
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    They assembled a huge invasion force
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    and sent them towards our planet in
    a gigantic alien carrier, Grand Star.
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    Along the way,
[01:49] ---
    Sergeant Keroro and company
    encountered a mysterious alien blob.
[01:54] ---
    This is a tale of Sergeant Keroro before
    he met Fuyuki-kun and the others,
[01:58] ---
    and takes place during the
    Keroro Platoon's journey to Earth.
SIGN    Kero Zero
[02:05] ---
    Kero Zero!
[02:07] ---
    Kero Zero: Meet Pekoponian Mech
    Designer Katoyama Kiko, Sir!
[02:15] ---
    Earth, the third planet in the solar system.
SIGN    Solar System Third Planet Earth Pekopon
[02:18] ---
    Known as Pekopon in Keronian parlance.
[02:21] ---
    The population of this planet
    is roughly six billion.
[02:24] ---
    Their civilization is
    far behind that of Keron.
[02:26] ---
    Look at their primitive structures.
[02:29] ---
    I didn't think they were that far behind...
[02:31] ---
    10,000 years, to be precise.
[02:34] ---
    To continue: Pekoponian food.
[02:37] ---
    They eat that?
[02:40] ---
    Well, the borscht is good.
[02:42] ---
    In the past, various aliens have invaded
[02:44] ---
    or landed on Pekopon for other reasons.
[02:47] ---
    Even now, traces of their presence
    remain in sites all over the planet.
[02:52] ---
    Isn't that the ruins of a
    Moguera alien underground base?
[02:55] ---
    They were on Pekopon, too?
[02:57] ---
    Then this...
[02:59] ---
    ...is the ruins of a
    giant alien Hiriho toilet!
[03:02] ---
    Correct.
[03:03] ---
    The Pekoponians still don't realize that.
[03:06] ---
    How can they be so stupid?
[03:09] ---
    Although that's convenient for us.
[03:12] ---
    And these are Pekoponians.
[03:16] ---
    They're...
[03:17] ---
    Still...
[03:19] ---
    They give me the creeps.
[03:21] ---
    They look nothing like Keronians.
SIGN    Moe
[03:24] ---
    That being said, there are reports
     that some soldiers
[03:27] ---
    develop special feelings
[03:29] ---
    for their enemies when they fight,
    occasionally even romantic feelings.
[03:33] ---
    Maybe you'll fall in love, Giroro!
[03:36] ---
    N-Nonsense!
[03:37] ---
    Love doesn't belong on the battlefield!
[03:43] ---
    What?!
[03:44] ---
    They have military training from childhood?!
[03:47] ---
    Correct. They are savage and cold-blooded.
[03:50] ---
    Consider them a violent race
    with a low-level culture.
[03:52] ---
    But the most fearsome aspect
[03:55] ---
    is the "butt firecracker."
[03:56] ---
    Butt firecracker?!
SIGN    Do not watch the following footage
    if you are weak of heart!!
[03:58] ---
    I'll show you footage of it.
[04:00] ---
    Are you ready?
[04:02] ---
    G-Go ahead.
[04:03] ---
    Then watch the screen.
[04:13] ---
    That's a butt firecracker?!
[04:15] ---
    How terrifying!
[04:19] ---
    W-We have to take those brutes on?
SIGN    Invasion Communication
[04:43] ---
    Gero...
[04:43] ---
    Butt alien! Jiggle-jiggle-jiggle-jiggle!
[04:47] ---
    Perfect.
[04:49] ---
    Take a shot at me anytime, butt firecrackers!
[04:51] ---
    Hey, Keroro!
[04:52] ---
    Gero!
[04:53] ---
    What the heck are you doing?
[04:55] ---
    It's time to eat.
[04:57] ---
    You're too scared of their butt firecrackers.
[05:00] ---
    It's pathetic.
[05:01] ---
    Okay, okay...
[05:02] ---
    That's what you say, but you're
    probably more scared than the rest of us.
[05:05] ---
    I'm not like you.
[05:07] ---
    Gero gero.
[05:08] ---
    You're bluffing.
[05:10] ---
    From behind...
[05:11] ---
    Is that Nobibi?
[05:16] ---
    As expected, Type-G doesn't taste any good.
SIGN    Grand Star Cafeteria
[05:19] ---
    Don't complain!
[05:21] ---
    Once we get to Pekopon,
[05:22] ---
    we'll have to subsist on food
     that's much worse.
[05:25] ---
    There are aliens other than
    Keronians on Grand Star, huh?
[05:29] ---
    That's because the Keron Army scouts
[05:31] ---
    outstanding soldiers from
    the planets they invade.
[05:33] ---
    Huh...
[05:34] ---
    And I hear
[05:35] ---
    they get special treatment
    from the Keron Army.
[05:39] ---
    Special treatment!
[05:40] ---
    I've heard that before, too.
[05:42] ---
    Gero...
[05:43] ---
    A mech designer is taking
    part in this mission.
SIGN    Mech Designer
[05:47] ---
    She's treated like a super VIP
[05:49] ---
    for aiding in the design and development
[05:52] ---
    of Pekoponian invasion weapons.
[05:54] ---
    S-Say what?!
[05:59] ---
    Even though we're
[06:00] ---
    on our way to invade Pekopon,
    we endure disgusting Type-G rations
[06:03] ---
    and bunk together in cramped quarters...
SIGN    Keroro's Imagination Type-A Super VIP
SIGN    Type-G
[06:06] ---
    ...while she gets that...
SIGN    Keroro's Imagination Super VIP
[06:07] ---
    ...and that...
SIGN    Keroro's Imagination Super VIP
[06:08] ---
    ...and even that?!
[06:10] ---
    That's unforgivable, mech designer!
[06:12] ---
    No, no...
[06:13] ---
    It's all in his head.
[06:15] ---
    Corporal Giroro...
[06:16] ---
    Y-Yeah?
[06:17] ---
    Any weapon designed by
    somebody in a comfy position
[06:20] ---
    has to be a piece of junk!
[06:22] ---
    R-Really?
[06:24] ---
    Keroro Platoon's second mission!
SIGN    Second Mission
[06:27] ---
    The Keroro Platoon is going to
[06:28] ---
    reveal flaws in the VIP mecha designer's work
[06:31] ---
    and then denounce her in public!
[06:33] ---
    R-Right...
[06:35] ---
    Follow me!
[06:36] ---
    Hey, Keroro!
[06:37] ---
    Drat it!
[06:38] ---
    Wait!
[06:39] ---
    I'm going, too!
[06:41] ---
    Please wait, Sergeant Keroro...
[06:44] ---
    This is heavy...
SIGN    Grand Star Hangar
[06:48] ---
    So, which mech should we start with?
[06:52] ---
    After all,
[06:54] ---
    pawn shop owners from
    all over the universe
SIGN    Warning: It's a lie.
[06:57] ---
    rely on the appraising eyes of
    this sergeant from hell!
[06:59] ---
    Nobibi?
[07:00] ---
    That's right.
[07:02] ---
    Wait, Nobibi?
[07:06] ---
    P-P-P...
[07:08] ---
    Pekoponian?!
[07:10] ---
    Butt firecracker?!
[07:12] ---
    I was mistaken, after all.
[07:14] ---
    I guess Nobibi couldn't be here...
[07:16] ---
    What's wrong, Keroro?
[07:19] ---
    P-Pekoponian!
[07:21] ---
    W-What's a Pekoponian doing here?!
[07:23] ---
    I don't know!
[07:26] ---
    I don't get what's going on,
[07:28] ---
    but I'll take this opportunity...
[07:29] ---
    W-Wait!
[07:31] ---
    Where did Mr. Sergeant go?
[07:33] ---
    Private 2nd Class Tamama, respond!
[07:35] ---
    Tama?
[07:36] ---
    We found a Pekoponian in the hangar!
[07:38] ---
    Keroro, Zeroro, and I are in pursuit!
[07:41] ---
    I'll send over a shot of her!
[07:44] ---
    Why is there a Pekoponian on Grand Star?
[07:46] ---
    That is Sergeant Major Kiko Katoyama
    of the special mech design department.
[07:51] ---
    Sergeant Major Kiko Katoyama?
[07:53] ---
    Correct.
[07:53] ---
    She's the finest mech designer
    attached to Grand Star.
[07:57] ---
    Maybe the designer that gets
    the super VIP treatment is...
[08:00] ---
    Sergeant Major Katoyama is worth
    every perk that she gets.
[08:04] ---
    Who would've thought?
[08:06] ---
    Pekopon is going to be invaded with
    weapons designed by a Pekoponian!
[08:10] ---
    But what was Sergeant Major Katoyama
    doing in the hangar?
[08:13] ---
    I'll find out as soon as I catch her!
[08:18] ---
    Wait!
[08:20] ---
    This is bad!
[08:21] ---
    That's an emergency escape pod!
[08:25] ---
    Drat it! You're not getting away!
[08:31] ---
    Whoa. Not much space on this spaceship.
[08:34] ---
    Well, it's Keronian-sized.
[08:36] ---
    That aside...
[08:39] ---
    That was so mean, Keroro-kun,
    suddenly cutting in front of me!
[08:42] ---
    After all...
[08:43] ---
    You have an excuse for that?!
[08:45] ---
    Takeoff!
[08:54] ---
    What's wrong, Mr. Sergeant?!
[08:57] ---
    No good. Transmission just cut out.
[08:59] ---
    Oh, no!
[09:00] ---
    Mr. Sergeant...
[09:06] ---
    Sergeant Major Kiko Katoyama, I presume?
[09:09] ---
    Going AWOL is grounds for court-martial.
[09:11] ---
    Return to Grand Star immediately.
[09:13] ---
    I can't go back there.
[09:15] ---
    Sergeant Major Katoyama!
[09:16] ---
    She aided the Keron Army,
    but in the end, she's Pekoponian.
[09:20] ---
    She must've gotten cold feet at the
    prospect of invading her homeworld.
[09:24] ---
    I couldn't care less if Earth gets invaded.
[09:27] ---
    Really?
[09:28] ---
    Then why...?
[09:30] ---
    I'm going to return to Keron and do
    fun mech design work with Nobibi.
[09:34] ---
    Nobibi?
[09:35] ---
    The guy you mistook me for earlier?
[09:37] ---
    Nobibi doesn't have a goofy face like you.
SIGN    Goofy
[09:42] ---
    I don't know what kind of Keronian
    this Nobibi is, but I...
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    ...am Sergeant Keroro,
     commander of the Keroro Platoon!
SIGN    Mark of a Commander
[09:50] ---
    Now fly back to Grand Star,
    Sergeant Major Katoyama!
[09:53] ---
    Otherwise I'll have to use force...
[09:56] ---
    Why?!
[09:57] ---
    How many times are you gonna
    forget your Kero Ball?!
[10:00] ---
    How many?! I forgot it on Keron,
    so this is only the second time!
[10:05] ---
    This is no time for us to be fighting!
[10:08] ---
    What is this?
[10:10] ---
    This is the first time I've seen
     a protean-type creature.
[10:13] ---
    Let's calm down!
[10:13] ---
    Wow!
[10:14] ---
    But it can hold on to its form.
[10:17] ---
    You're irresponsible!
[10:17] ---
    Oh, please!
[10:18] ---
    You don't listen to me!
[10:19] ---
    If Nobibi were here right now,
    I'm sure he'd be overjoyed to see you.
[10:22] ---
    Don't give me that!
[10:22] ---
    Nobibi...
[10:26] ---
    But it's your fault to begin with!
[10:29] ---
    Even if you mimic that switch,
    you can't fool these eyes!
SIGN    Silence
[10:38] ---
    All systems down.
[10:41] ---
    To preserve Keron Army military secrets,
[10:43] ---
    all of this machine's programs
     will be deleted,
[10:45] ---
    and all functions will be inoperable.
[10:52] ---
    Why is this happening?!
[10:58] ---
    I hope Mr. Sergeant and the others are safe.
[11:01] ---
    I was able to track the escape pod's
    signal until it disappeared,
[11:04] ---
    but from this point on,
[11:06] ---
    it seems their transmitter is scrambled, too.
[11:08] ---
    Oh, no...
[11:09] ---
    Will the Keroro Platoon be split up
    before we even reach Pekopon?
[11:13] ---
    Not that I mind...
[11:19] ---
    Where are we?
[11:20] ---
    An uninhabited planet, it seems.
[11:23] ---
    Then we're gonna die here,
    before we even get to Pekopon?
[11:31] ---
    If we're here, it means that, starting today,
    this planet is inhabited!
[11:37] ---
    Where did that come from?
[11:39] ---
    I thought if Nobibi were here,
    he'd say something like that.
[11:42] ---
    It sounds like Nobibi is
    a really positive guy.
[11:46] ---
    Y-Yeah.
[11:47] ---
    A-Anyway, let's hurry up
    and fix that transmitter!
[11:50] ---
    Right!
[11:53] ---
    Is something over there?
[11:57] ---
    That's...
[12:00] ---
    So there used to be a civilization here,
     a long time ago...
[12:11] ---
    Darn it. It's not working.
[12:13] ---
    You can't get it?
[12:16] ---
    This wouldn't have happened
    in the first place
[12:20] ---
    if you hadn't escaped from Grand Star!
[12:22] ---
    If you're some pampered super VIP
    mech designer, fixing this should be a snap!
[12:26] ---
    I design things, yes,
    but when it comes to repairing them...
[12:29] ---
    Some VIP you are!
[12:31] ---
    That's enough! It's unbecoming!
[12:34] ---
    Nobibi...
[12:35] ---
    Sergeant Major Katoyama.
[12:36] ---
    Who is this Nobibi of yours?
[12:39] ---
    I want to know, too.
[12:41] ---
    About this Nobibi-san
    whom you have so much faith in.
[12:46] ---
    He's a friend.
[12:46] ---
    Gero?
[12:47] ---
    A friend?
[12:48] ---
    A Keronian and a Pekoponian?
[12:50] ---
    Yes.
[12:51] ---
    From the time I came to Keron from Earth,
[12:52] ---
    I lived at Nobibi's house.
[12:56] ---
    Don't tell me you threatened him
    with a butt firecracker?!
[12:58] ---
    Of course not!
[13:00] ---
    What the?
[13:01] ---
    Could that be butt dynamite?!
[13:03] ---
    Would you drop that already?
[13:05] ---
    Gero!
[13:07] ---
    That's...
[13:10] ---
    Wh-Wh-Wh-What is it?!
[13:12] ---
    That's the thing that attacked us
    before we left Keron!
[13:16] ---
    Enemy attack!
[13:17] ---
    For details, watch the theatrical short,
    Kero Zero: Everyone Assemble, We're Taking Off!
[13:26] ---
    Let's retreat for now!
[13:29] ---
    Gero!
[13:30] ---
    The escape pod!
[13:32] ---
    We're gonna die on this strange world
     and no one'll ever know?!
[13:36] ---
    Anyway, just keep running!
[13:38] ---
    No!
[13:40] ---
    Sergeant Major Kululu...
[13:42] ---
    Do not just make borscht!
[13:44] ---
    Think of a way to help
    Mr. Sergeant and the others!
[13:47] ---
    If we don't know where they are,
     even I can't do anything.
[13:51] ---
    Oh, come on...
[13:52] ---
    But...
[13:53] ---
    ...there is a planet in that area
    where you can get unusual minerals.
[13:57] ---
    Maybe they landed there. Or...
[14:00] ---
    Well, if they don't come back,
    it shows you what kind of man he was.
[14:05] ---
    Darn it!
[14:06] ---
    It's still hanging around out there.
[14:07] ---
    Anyway, we have a better chance
    in here than out there.
[14:11] ---
    Yeah.
[14:11] ---
    Hey, Giroro! What are you
    being so protective for?!
[14:14] ---
    What?!
[14:15] ---
    If you got any complaints, you go
    out there! You're the commander!
[14:18] ---
    Don't go "Commander! Commander!" and foist
    responsibility on me only at a time like this!
[14:22] ---
    Responsibility, nothing!
[14:24] ---
    You're the one who keeps
    forgetting his Kero Ball!
[14:27] ---
    I only forgot it twice!
[14:28] ---
    You lack any self-awareness as a commander!
[14:32] ---
    What's that?!
[14:33] ---
    Like playing in our old secret base
    the day before we left Keron!
[14:37] ---
    That's got nothing to do with right now!
[14:39] ---
    You had a good time that day
     yourself, Giroro!
[14:41] ---
    And the day before that, I went with you to the
    Galactic Railroad Museum, 'cause you wanted to go!
[14:47] ---
    You two went there?!
[14:48] ---
    Actually, Chief Nurse Pururu
     was with us, too...
[14:51] ---
    Stupid red daruma!
    We weren't gonna tell Zeroro!
[14:54] ---
    You two are so mean!
[14:58] ---
    Nobibi, about the position
    of this thruster...
[15:01] ---
    I said, if that's the integral tank,
     the balance is bad!
[15:05] ---
    What's with that wave function gag?!
[15:07] ---
    That's too new!
[15:09] ---
    You are so mean!
[15:10] ---
    He wasn't supposed to say!
[15:12] ---
    Hey, what are you laughing at?
[15:14] ---
    Sorry.
[15:16] ---
    Looking at you guys reminded me of Nobibi.
[15:19] ---
    You really are close friends, aren't you?
[15:22] ---
    Friends?
[15:23] ---
    It's more like I look after them.
[15:26] ---
    You're the last person who should say that!
[15:28] ---
    Either way...
[15:30] ---
    ...stealing a pod to go back to Keron
[15:32] ---
    will just cause both you and Nobibi
     to be court-martialed.
[15:35] ---
    Oh, no...
[15:37] ---
    At the end of the day, we're soldiers.
[15:39] ---
    That includes you, Sergeant Major Katoyama.
[15:41] ---
    If you're really thinking of Nobibi,
[15:44] ---
    return to Grand Star.
[15:46] ---
    It'll be okay.
[15:49] ---
    Don't worry.
[15:50] ---
    If we complete the invasion quickly
[15:53] ---
    and return to Keron,
[15:54] ---
    you'll be able to see
    Nobibi again soon enough.
[15:57] ---
    You only act like a commander
    at a time like this!
[15:59] ---
    What was that?!
[16:00] ---
    You want a go at me?!
[16:01] ---
    How about you?!
[16:02] ---
    Okay.
[16:03] ---
    I'll listen to you this time.
[16:06] ---
    So please refrain from using
    the butt firecracker on us.
[16:09] ---
    S-Sure...
[16:11] ---
    But how are we going to
    escape from this planet?
[16:14] ---
    You must have a good idea, right?
[16:16] ---
    Commander?
[16:17] ---
    W-Well...
[16:19] ---
    If you can mimic anything,
    become a spaceship!
[16:23] ---
    I didn't think of that!
[16:24] ---
    Come on...
[16:26] ---
    Wait!
[16:28] ---
    It only turns into the form
    of whatever it mimics,
[16:30] ---
    so even if it becomes a spaceship,
[16:32] ---
    it can't actually fly!
[16:35] ---
    So knock it off!
[16:36] ---
    That poor thing!
[16:39] ---
    Grab it!
[16:40] ---
    What should I do?
[16:43] ---
    Butt firecracker.
[16:47] ---
    Good. You finally listened to me.
[16:49] ---
    Y-You...
[16:52] ---
    It's okay now.
[16:56] ---
    Hey! Where are you going?
[16:57] ---
    Don't tell me it intends
    to escape by itself?!
[17:00] ---
    Wait!
[17:01] ---
    It's got something.
[17:04] ---
    This is... Koredenite!
[17:06] ---
    Gero?
[17:07] ---
    Koredinite?
[17:08] ---
    It's a special mineral
[17:10] ---
    that physically manifests whatever you draw.
[17:12] ---
    Then...
[17:13] ---
    ...if you draw a spaceship
    with that Koredinite,
[17:15] ---
    we'll be able to escape this planet?!
[17:17] ---
    Yeah!
[17:19] ---
    I've been treating you awfully...
[17:22] ---
    ...and I apologize!
[17:24] ---
    You're the best!
[17:29] ---
    Take this!
[17:33] ---
    We'll lure it away!
[17:35] ---
    In the meantime, draw a spaceship!
[17:37] ---
    Leave it to me!
[17:40] ---
    Assassin Magic!
[17:49] ---
    Gero!
[17:53] ---
    No!
[17:58] ---
    Er, Lady Kiko!
[17:59] ---
    You can make it smaller!
[18:01] ---
    No, I can't.
[18:03] ---
    When Koredenite is in its original form,
    what you draw is manifested on a 1:1 scale.
SIGN    Decals
[18:08] ---
    But this is no time to be drawing decals!
[18:11] ---
    Details like that are important!
[18:14] ---
    This is why geeks are a pain in the butt.
[18:16] ---
    Tch! Stubborn beast!
[18:22] ---
    Darn it!
[18:22] ---
    Aren't you done yet?!
[18:25] ---
    We can't hold on much longer...
[18:27] ---
    Finished!
[18:29] ---
    Yahoo!
[18:30] ---
    It's starting to materialize.
[18:32] ---
    Giroro, Zeroro, get over here!
[18:35] ---
    Right!
[18:36] ---
    Roger!
[18:45] ---
    Um, the lines are pretty rough...
[18:48] ---
    Are we really gonna be okay?
[18:53] ---
    Lady Kiko, let's get a move on!
[18:55] ---
    Takeoff!
[19:01] ---
    Gero!
[19:16] ---
    Looks like we made it.
[19:18] ---
    Sergeant Major Katoyama...
[19:21] ---
    You really are...
[19:23] ---
    ...a super VIP!
[19:26] ---
    Th-Th-Thanks.
[19:27] ---
    Where did you learn how to make
    a mech design like this?
[19:29] ---
    I see! That's...
[19:31] ---
    Can you see something?
[19:31] ---
    Come on, tell me!
[19:34] ---
    The former inhabitants also used
    Koredinite to escape the planet.
[19:38] ---
    But what the heck is that three-eyed enemy?
[19:42] ---
    I don't know...
[19:46] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[19:47] ---
    So you used Koredinite, huh?
[19:50] ---
    Yes. Here's your Koredinite souvenir, Kululu.
[19:52] ---
    When did you...
[19:54] ---
    And so, all our problems are solved.
[19:58] ---
    Isn't that the unidentified creature
SIGN    Unidentified Creature
[20:01] ---
    you got rid of the other day?
[20:04] ---
    What is the meaning of this, Sergeant Keroro?
[20:07] ---
    Well, how can I explain it?
[20:10] ---
    Please exterminate it immediately.
[20:13] ---
    But this little beastie found the Koredinite,
[20:16] ---
    which saved our lives...
[20:18] ---
    No ifs, ands, or buts.
[20:19] ---
    According to Grand Star Law, Article 768...
[20:22] ---
    My pet.
[20:24] ---
    He's my pet.
[20:27] ---
    W-What are you suddenly bringing up?
[20:29] ---
    As I recall, Grand Star Law's
    special provision for Pekoponians
[20:33] ---
    states that I'm allowed to have a pet, right?
[20:36] ---
    But...
[20:37] ---
    And if it's made known that you didn't
    realize he was my pet 'til now,
[20:41] ---
    you'll probably be court-martialed yourself,
[20:43] ---
    dismantled, and have your memory wiped.
[20:46] ---
    Anyway, I'm taking care of him.
[20:50] ---
    Keroro Platoon, we were only together
    for a short time, but it was fun.
[20:55] ---
    If anything else comes up before we
    arrive on Pekopon, I'm turning to you.
[20:59] ---
    Lady Kiko, you've shown us
    your true ability in spades.
[21:03] ---
    You're a real super VIP.
[21:05] ---
    I hope we can work together again.
[21:07] ---
    And so, the blob became
    Sergeant Major Kiko Katoyama's pet,
[21:10] ---
    and accompanied her
    the rest of the way to Pekopon.
[21:15] ---
    Butt firecracker.
[21:18] ---
    Just kidding!
[21:21] ---
    Next time, she'll probably
    say "butt straw."
[21:23] ---
    Shortly after this, Sergeant Major Kululu
    fashioned the Reality Pens
[21:27] ---
    out of the Koredinite Sergeant
    Keroro brought back...
[21:31] ---
    ...but that's another story.
[21:39] [SONG] ---
    If the Pekoponians want an alien sample,
[21:39] [SONG] ---
    Pekopon-jin no sanpuru to shite
[21:41] [SONG] ---
    I don't mind being researched, y'know?
[21:41] [SONG] ---
    kenkyuu sarete yatte mo ii zee~?
[21:45] [SONG] ---
    Ku ku ku ku ku ku!
[21:45] [SONG] ---
    Kuu kku kku kku... nite'nee!
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    Not even close!
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    Pekoponian ☆ suits.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    Pekopon-jin ☆ suutsu
[21:53] [SONG] ---
    They are heavy suits.
[21:53] [SONG] ---
    Omoi ze suutsu
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Seasonal changes, designs updated...
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Shiizun kawatte dezain isshin
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    I'm a creator.
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Aimu a kurietaa
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Nakedian ☆ sweat.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Supponpon-jin ☆ suwetto
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Fast and light, those sweats.
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Karui ze hayai ze suwetto
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    A nude nude suit is perfect.
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    Hadaka no hadaka no suutsu de kanpeki
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Okay, Kerotto peace! V!
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Hai kerotto piisu v
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    I'm okay, I'm okay.
    My life is socially clueless.
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    Daijoubu Daijoubu
    Kuuki wa yomenai mai raifu
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    I'm okay, I'm o-shivershiver.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Daijoubu daijouburuburu
[22:10] [SONG] ---
    Okay, Kerotto dash! =3
[22:10] [SONG] ---
    Hai kerotto daasshu =3
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Major win, major win.
    Proof of popularity is a cutie face.
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Daishouri Daishouri Ninki
    no akashi da kyuutiifeisu
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Major win, majorinrin.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Daishouri daishourinrin
[22:17] [SONG] ---
    Joke flopped, last appear!
[22:17] [SONG] ---
    Subetta rasutapiaa
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    I'll cheer you on, so do your best.
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Ouen suru kara ganbatte
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    And then, I know I shouldn't
    ask for this, but...
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    Sono kawari to itcha nan dakedo
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    ...would you be my friend?
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    tomodachi ni natte kurenai ka
[22:29] [SONG] ---
    Nooooo, don't make that troubled face!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
    Sonna komatta kao shicha iyaan
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    Let's bring laughter to faraway stars.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    Tooku no hoshi mo warawaseyou
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    So don't erase my homeland.
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    Dakara furusato kesanai de
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    (Please!)
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    (Tanomu!)
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Wait, wait! My new jokes are
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Matte matte! Shin neta wa
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    Popular even on Planet Keron!
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    Keron-sei demo daikouhyou
[22:46] [SONG] ---
    (Probably?)
[22:46] [SONG] ---
    (Tabun?)
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Space is big, just how much about?
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Uchuu wa hiroi dore kurai?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    Why did you choose this place?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    Doushite koko o eranda no
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    (After me?)
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    (Ore meate?)
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    This can't be a coincidence,
    not tonight as well.
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    Guuzen ja nai yo ne kon'ya mo
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
    Naked de pon!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
    Supponpon de pon!
[23:07] ---
    Hinata Fuyuki here.
[23:09] ---
    Fungus grows during the rainy season.
[23:11] ---
    Some forms are useful,
[23:13] ---
    but it flourishes everywhere,
[23:14] ---
    making it a more successful
    invader than Sarge.
[23:17] ---
    There's also a fungal disease
    that's deadly to frogs.
[23:20] ---
    That aside,
[23:22] ---
    let's ferment!
[23:23] ---
    "Momoka: Head Over Heels
    Helter Skelter, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
    "Giroro: Escape from Natsumi, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
    These two stories! How's that?
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!