E15 - Momoka: The Dark Momoka Descends, Sir! / Dark Momoka: The Lie Behind the Lie, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:19] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:33] ---
From the deep corners of outer space
[01:38] ---
come aliens with the purpose of
ruling the entire human race.
[01:43] ---
Let's call them our would-be invaders.
[01:46] ---
These Pekoponians
continue to surprise me.
[01:48] ---
I would never have thought
they had something like this!
[01:51] ---
Now that I know, I can't stay still.
[01:54] ---
Giroro!
[01:58] ---
What's the matter now?
[02:00] ---
Corporal Giroro, the time has come at last.
[02:03] ---
We need to act now
to carry out our mission!
[02:06] ---
I can see from his aura that
he really means business now!
[02:10] ---
He looks big... bigger than usual!
[02:13] ---
Just your imagination.
[02:14] ---
Just look, Giroro! Look at this!
[02:18] ---
That's...!
[02:23] ---
Momoka: Dark Momoka Descends, Sir!
[02:37] ---
Did Tama-chan go to
Fuyuki-kun's place again today?
[02:40] ---
No, I believe he's working out
in the training room today.
[02:44] ---
So that means he has no plans to go to
Fuyuki-kun's house today?
[02:48] ---
That is correct. He won't be going
to the Hinata residence today.
[02:52] ---
I see...
[02:54] ---
What the heck!
That means I have no excuse to see him!
[03:03] ---
Momoka-sama, are you hurt?
[03:06] ---
No. I'm all right.
[03:12] ---
I feel my relationship with
Fuyuki-kun is hardly moving forward.
[03:18] ---
It's got me worried.
[03:19] ---
I've gotta do something.
[03:25] ---
Hey, Tama-chan.
[03:32] ---
If only you hadn't come, I could've had
Mr. Sergeant's attention all to myself!
[03:37] ---
You! You little...!
[03:39] ---
Tamama Impact!
[03:45] ---
You're dead meat.
[03:46] ---
Excuse me, Tama-chan...
[03:48] ---
Oh, Momocchi! Morn!
[03:50] ---
"Morn"?
[03:51] ---
Momocchi, look over there!
[03:53] ---
Wow... What is it?
[03:54] ---
It's my current favorite ride!
It's a lot of fun!
[03:58] ---
Can I try it, too?
[03:59] ---
Sure, of course!
[04:02] ---
I'm gonna start it now!
[04:03] ---
Okay!
[04:05] ---
T-Tama-chan... I-I think it's going
a bit too fast for a merry-go-round.
[04:10] ---
It's no merry-go-round! It's a
G-force endurance test machine!
SIGN G-force endurance test machine
[04:14] ---
What? Stop it right now!
[04:16] ---
If you stop now,
it means you are a wimp.
[04:19] ---
Wimp... wimp...
[04:23] ---
If I don't do something about it...
[04:25] ---
Fuyuki-san...
[04:26] ---
...will I be a wimp forever?!
[04:28] ---
Faster!
[04:29] ---
I must become stronger!
[04:31] ---
Momocchi! That's more like you.
[04:36] ---
Stop! I can't take any more!
[04:39] ---
C'mon! Faster!
[04:41] ---
Take this!
[04:42] ---
No! Stop it right now!
[04:44] ---
Not over yet.
[04:46] ---
Master Tamama...
[04:48] ---
Are you sure this training is beneficial?
[04:51] ---
Of course!
[04:52] ---
This is exactly the training
that Momocchi needs!
[04:56] ---
Then I, Paul Moriyama,
shall do anything to help milady!
[05:01] ---
Stop!
[05:02] ---
Milady, you're doing great!
[05:13] ---
I feel a strange disturbance developing.
[05:19] ---
Go, go, go, go, go!
[05:21] ---
Faster, faster!
[05:22] ---
Please! I want it to stop!
[05:24] ---
Noooo!
SIGN Dark - Light - Dark - Light - Dark - Light...
[05:36] ---
Emergency! Emergency!
[05:39] ---
There's an accident in the
basement of the main building!
[05:41] ---
Give the highest priority
to the safety of milady Momoka!
[05:46] ---
C'mon, move! Double time!
[05:50] ---
We've detected a high-energy
life form inside the room!
[05:53] ---
Is it the culprit?
[05:54] ---
How did they get through our security?
[05:57] ---
In any case, they won't escape in
one piece after attacking Momoka-sama!
[06:00] ---
They're moving in this direction!
[06:01] ---
What?!
[06:02] ---
The room temperature is rising sharply!
[06:04] ---
Get ready to attack!
[06:07] ---
They're trying to
break down the steel door?
[06:28] ---
Commander!
[06:30] ---
What the...?
SIGN Dark Momoka arises
[06:35] ---
Dark Momoka arises!
[06:43] ---
Milady Momoka?
[06:45] ---
It looks like her, and yet...
[06:47] ---
Out of my way, or you'll be sorry.
[06:49] ---
Stop right there!
[06:52] ---
Who are you?
[06:54] ---
Can't you see for yourself?
[06:55] ---
I'm none other than
Nishizawa Momoka.
[06:57] ---
The lightning caused
milady to split into two?!
[07:01] ---
But that's...
[07:03] ---
Impossible!
[07:03] ---
I'm sick and tired of behaving like a wimp.
[07:06] ---
From now on, I'll do things my way.
[07:09] ---
You know where
I'm going now, don't you?
[07:12] ---
Huh?
[07:49] ---
That was our best performance ever.
[07:53] ---
That wasn't bad, future medalist.
[07:55] ---
I have no interest in silver or bronze.
[07:58] ---
Wait. Why the heck do I have
to perform these stupid routines?
[08:02] ---
To become gold medalists, what else?
[08:04] ---
It's not like we're entering any competition!
[08:07] ---
Pekoponians have this thing
called the Olympics.
[08:09] ---
Their best athletes gather in
the most intense competition ever
[08:11] ---
for honor and prestige!
[08:14] ---
Just thinking about it
makes my blood boil.
[08:17] ---
I'm surprised you don't
understand how it feels.
[08:20] ---
I guess you're not much of a
Keronian, after all.
[08:23] ---
This is nonsense. I quit.
[08:31] ---
What the...?
[08:33] ---
Private 2nd Class Tamama!
[08:34] ---
Hi there...
[08:36] ---
Look at you! What happened?
[08:39] ---
Well... when did Tamama get here?
[08:44] ---
Whoa!
[08:48] ---
Well, well, Miss Momoka...
[08:50] ---
That was a flashy entrance.
[08:52] ---
Stop goofing around, you idiots!
[08:54] ---
How could you call yourself invaders?
[08:56] ---
You should have conquered
the Earth by now!
SIGN Gundam models >>>>>> Invasion
[08:58] ---
Ouch, that hurts.
[09:01] ---
I figured I could do that after I finish
[09:03] ---
all the Gundam models I have.
SIGN Coward
[09:05] ---
Coward!
[09:07] ---
Because you are the leader, your team
can't make any progress on the invasion!
[09:13] ---
I'm so ashamed!
Everything you say is true, ma'am!
[09:15] ---
Listen carefully!
[09:17] ---
From now on, I'll lead the Earth invasion.
[09:20] ---
Huh?
[09:21] ---
What do you mean?
[09:22] ---
Momocchi...
[09:24] ---
Nishizawa Momoka has
now become two separate people.
[09:27] ---
What will happen next?
And what fate awaits Earth?
[09:30] ---
Will Keroro really be discharged?
[09:32] ---
No doubt there will be
troubled times ahead!
[09:52] ---
The nerve of that stupid frog!
[09:54] ---
Slacking off on his chores
when he's only a freeloader!
[09:57] ---
No supper for him tonight!
[09:59] ---
Don't be so mean.
Sarge is actually a hard worker.
[10:03] ---
Huh? What's that noise?
[10:05] ---
Jeez, what's going on?!
[10:08] ---
Shut u...
[10:11] ---
Sis, hurry up and close it!
[10:14] ---
What's going on?
[10:16] ---
What the heck?!
[10:24] ---
Wow! Those are combat helicopters!
[10:26] ---
What?! What?! What?!
[10:27] ---
Sorry for the intrusion, Master Fuyuki!
[10:30] ---
Ah! It's Nishizawa-san!
[10:33] ---
Excuse me! But did you happen
to see me here today?
[10:36] ---
What?
[10:42] ---
Dark Momoka:
The Lie Behind the Lie, Sir!
[10:47] ---
This is Uncle's surveillance footage.
[10:50] ---
We might be able to find
what we're looking for.
[10:54] ---
Wait! Over there, near the pool!
[10:58] ---
There she is!
[11:00] ---
It's Nishizawa-san!
[11:01] ---
You're right! Wait, if that's her,
who's the one over here?
[11:04] ---
What's going on?
[11:06] ---
The truth is, milady Momoka
has split into two.
[11:10] ---
The one you're seeing on that monitor
is the other Momoka-sama.
[11:17] ---
Hey! She's acting
completely different today.
[11:20] ---
What happened to her?
[11:21] ---
The vicious side of Momocchi
split off and materialized.
[11:26] ---
You're not making any sense!
[11:29] ---
Her vicious side...
[11:31] ---
So how much progress have
you made so far in invading the Earth?
[11:38] ---
Answer me!
[11:39] ---
We've made no progress!
[11:41] ---
That's exactly what I thought.
[11:44] ---
You keep hoping things
will turn out right,
[11:46] ---
but you never actually do anything.
SIGN Zing zing
Heartache
Twinge twinge
Zing zing
Self- reflection
[11:48] ---
I cannot argue with that, ma'am!
[11:50] ---
You're all gutless wimps!
[11:53] ---
You're no different from...
[11:56] ---
I can't believe that she
would really split like this.
[11:58] ---
Lightning energy
might've been the trigger,
[12:03] ---
but the exact cause is unknown.
[12:05] ---
I wonder what the other one
is doing with Uncle.
[12:09] ---
Do they want to
rule Pekopon together?
[12:12] ---
That's impossible.
SIGN Conquer
Joint Operations
[12:17] ---
The invasion of Pekopon
is close at hand, ma'am!
[12:20] ---
But...
[12:22] ---
Reality was much harsher than that.
[12:24] ---
Now, decide.
[12:26] ---
Are you coming with me?
[12:27] ---
Or sticking with that stupid frog?
[12:30] ---
Make up your minds, you scumbags!
[12:35] ---
Giroro, you—
[12:38] ---
Look at his eyes. He's dead serious.
[12:40] ---
Is he taking her on?
[12:48] ---
I'm with you.
[12:49] ---
What?! You're betraying us?
[12:52] ---
Ever since I came to this house,
[12:54] ---
I've felt that a part of me
that matters a lot has been lost.
[12:58] ---
And I've come to accept
these lukewarm days of watching
[13:03] ---
our commanding officer do nothing
but build Gundam models.
[13:07] ---
Finally, my eyes have been opened.
[13:09] ---
I'm not betraying the team.
[13:11] ---
I'm just remembering
what our original goal was.
[13:14] ---
Do you really mean it?
[13:19] ---
Kululu! You, too?!
[13:20] ---
Causing accidents and
creating chaos is my business.
[13:24] ---
It's only natural for me
to side with her.
[13:28] ---
Giroro! Kululu!
What's the matter with you two?
[13:31] ---
We are the Keroro Platoon!
We're always comrades!
[13:35] ---
Tamama! You're not going,
are you?! Right? Right?
[13:39] ---
I know! I'll give you a
limited edition model of
[13:43] ---
Doan's custom Zaku
in Gundam episode 15!
[13:46] ---
So what do you say? Huh? Huh?
[13:51] ---
Tamama! Don't go!
[13:54] ---
Before you leave me, won't
you at least tell me what I'm lacking?
[13:59] ---
To put it in simple terms,
I think it's humanity.
SIGN Humanity
[14:05] ---
Humanity?!
[14:06] ---
Well, he's not human.
[14:08] ---
How could I have been so blind?
[14:10] ---
I thought I got along well with them.
[14:12] ---
I never thought about humanity.
[14:22] ---
Suddenly, I feel so tired.
[14:25] ---
I just want to sleep for a while...
[14:27] ---
Spring will always follow winter.
[14:30] ---
Hibernation?
[14:31] ---
I'm sure someone will
wake me up in the spring.
[14:35] ---
So sleepy.
You must be, too, Patras(che).
[14:39] ---
Thank you, and goodbye,
Sergeant Keroro.
[14:43] ---
We'll never forget about you.
SIGN Thank you for your support.
[14:46] ---
Thank you for your support.
[14:50] ---
Sergeant Keroro has entered
out-of-season hibernation.
SIGN Due to Sergeant Keroro's hibernation, next week at this time...
[14:53] ---
Starting next week, Corporal Giroro...
[14:54] ---
I can't wait until the next episode!
[14:57] ---
Now I declare the formation
of the Momoka Platoon!
SIGN Momoka Platoon
[15:03] ---
Wow! That's awesome!
[15:05] ---
It's the Pekopon annihilation missile,
codenamed the RX 7 plus 8!
[15:09] ---
It can raze everything to
the ground three times over.
[15:12] ---
Why haven't you tried
using this before?
[15:14] ---
Our ex-leader seemed to lack interest.
[15:16] ---
That was to be our ultimate weapon.
[15:18] ---
Launch it at once!
[15:19] ---
What?
[15:20] ---
So soon?
[15:20] ---
Don't you want to rule Earth?
[15:22] ---
Well... yes, but...
[15:23] ---
Momocchi, I think you
should calm down a little!
[15:27] ---
She's got a pretty nasty streak.
[15:29] ---
I knew you'd say that.
[15:32] ---
You're all just as gutless
as your ex-leader!
[15:35] ---
Don't compare us with Keroro!
[15:37] ---
If you really have guts...
[15:39] ---
...why don't you push this button?
[15:42] ---
Fine.
[15:47] ---
Go on.
[15:48] ---
I'll show you...
[16:14] ---
No, I can't do it!
[16:18] ---
I can't make myself do it!
[16:26] ---
I can do it.
[16:28] ---
Momocchi! Don't do it!
[16:30] ---
Please stop it!
[16:32] ---
I'm not a wimp.
I'll prove it right now!
[16:43] ---
Stop!
[16:46] ---
Nishizawa-san!
[16:48] ---
So you're finally here.
What took you so long?
[16:55] ---
You must've come prepared, I take it.
[17:00] ---
Say something.
[17:03] ---
You're no different from the others.
[17:04] ---
You just hope things will turn out right,
[17:06] ---
and you never act on your own!
[17:12] ---
If you don't have the guts
to say it, I'll do it for you!
[17:15] ---
And then I'll become the
one and only Nishizawa Momoka!
[17:22] ---
What's wrong?
[17:24] ---
Why aren't you stopping me?
[17:25] ---
Are you gonna be a wimp all your life?
[17:28] ---
You can do all the things
that I could never do.
[17:32] ---
So maybe it's best that you
become the real Nishizawa Momoka.
[17:36] ---
Wha...
[17:38] ---
Don't be ridiculous...
There are things I can't do by myself.
[17:44] ---
There's no way I can say it.
[17:49] ---
It would be meaningless
unless the words come from you.
[17:51] ---
If you can do it on your own,
then it would be better if I disappear.
[17:55] ---
That should be obvious to you!
[17:57] ---
No. I should be the one to disappear.
[17:59] ---
I should!
[18:00] ---
Nishizawa-san!
[18:02] ---
For me, both of you
make up the real Nishizawa-san.
[18:06] ---
If one of you disappears,
[18:07] ---
you wouldn't be the same
Nishizawa-san we know.
[18:17] ---
Let's go back...
to the way we were before.
[18:20] ---
I'll come back
if you turn into a wimp again.
[18:23] ---
Okay.
[18:24] ---
I'm glad it's over!
[18:25] ---
It's not over!
[18:27] ---
How can we get them back
to the way they were before?
[18:30] ---
Oh... you're right!
[18:31] ---
You mean...
[18:34] ---
They split into two because their
minds and bodies became unbalanced.
[18:38] ---
Now that their minds are one,
all they need to do
[18:40] ---
is to move their bodies in synch,
and they'll be back as one.
[18:43] ---
I see...
[18:44] ---
But how will they be able
to synchronize their movements?
[18:55] ---
I know what to do.
Synchronized swimming!
[18:58] ---
Mr. Sergeant!
[18:59] ---
I thought he was hibernating!
[19:01] ---
Synchro...?
[19:02] ---
I've been waiting for this moment.
[19:04] ---
Spring has finally arrived!
SIGN Revived
[19:07] ---
Just leave everything to me.
[19:10] ---
Just watch and follow our lead, ma'am!
[19:12] ---
Okay.
[19:19] ---
Go!
[19:33] ---
The Sergeant and Giroro are fantastic!
[19:34] ---
They've been training real hard.
[19:36] ---
For what?
[19:45] ---
Always do your best.
[19:47] ---
I know... You are me...
[19:50] ---
And you're me.
[19:52] ---
Together, we are the
one true Nishizawa Momoka.
[19:56] ---
You're doing great, both of you!
[19:58] ---
They're moving in perfect harmony!
[20:00] ---
What a magnificent performance, milady.
[20:02] ---
This is all truly amazing!
[20:05] ---
We're starting to lose the audience.
[20:07] ---
Let's step up the pace!
[20:08] ---
Okay!
[20:17] ---
Fuyuki-kun...
[20:18] ---
Oh! Yay! Yay!
[20:34] ---
They did it!
She's back to her old self again!
[20:42] ---
Nishizawa-san!
[20:44] ---
You did it!
[20:45] ---
Fuyuki-kun...
[20:47] ---
I just want to... um...
[20:48] ---
C'mon! Show me some guts!
[20:51] ---
Um... the truth is,
what I really want to tell you is...
[20:55] ---
What the heck happened?
[20:57] ---
This can't be!
[20:59] ---
Why did we have to
become one as well, sir?!
[20:59] ---
Why did we have to
become one, as well?
SIGN Combined!
[21:03] ---
Yikes!
[21:03] ---
Mr. Sergeant!
[21:04] ---
Get us back to normal!
[21:08] ---
Wait for me!
[21:09] ---
Don't come any closer, Mr. Sergeant!
[21:10] ---
Help me, please!
[21:12] ---
What were you saying again?
[21:13] ---
It's nothing. Maybe some other time...
[21:17] ---
If you'll excuse me...
[21:18] ---
Sergeant!
[21:20] ---
I'll tell you some other time, for sure!
[21:23] ---
There followed quite a bit of drama
in separating Keroro and Giroro.
[21:28] ---
But we'll just leave that up
to your imagination.
[21:35] [SONG] ---
Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
[21:35] [SONG] ---
The passwords are:
Afro and Sergeant.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
3, 2, 1, fire!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:51] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
Ranbou ni hipparu na
Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
[22:06] [SONG] ---
Don't pull on it hard.
Don't pinch it so freely.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Sore ijou chikazuku na
Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Don't come any closer!
Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
[22:21] [SONG] ---
Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
messy messy.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
Kibishii tatakai da ga
tonikaku haragoshirae
[22:28] [SONG] ---
It's a tough battle,
but first we have to eat our fill.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
Pyua na uchuu no seimei
Sunao sugite heso magari
[22:35] [SONG] ---
A pure space life form,
so honest that he's crooked.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
The enemy has straight
blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[23:07] ---
This is Paul.
[23:08] ---
It's starting to feel a lot like summer.
[23:11] ---
But there are still many cold nights,
[23:14] ---
so don't catch a cold while
you're slee... slaa... asloo!
[23:18] ---
Oops, excuse me.
[23:20] ---
Never mind that.
[23:22] ---
Next time, something
outrageous happens to Lady Mois.
[23:24] ---
"Mois: Dark Mois Descends, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
"Mois: More and Mois Mayhem, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
Two fun-packed episodes!
[23:32] ---
Ge-Gero!
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