E94 - Karara & Taruru: Let's Take Pekopon, Sir!

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[00:02] [SONG] ---
    I'll buy you a soda! ♥
[00:02] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
[00:04] [SONG] ---
    An-an-an, an-a-an-an...
[00:04] [SONG] ---
    An-an-an, an-a-an-an...
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ah... Saturday night!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    AH... Saturday Night
[00:16] [SONG] ---
    Today's our thrilling first date.
[00:16] [SONG] ---
    Kyou wa ukiuki hatsu deeto
[00:21] [SONG] ---
    I'll buy you a soda! ♥
[00:21] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
[00:26] [SONG] ---
    Though I earn less than ¥100,000 a month,
[00:26] [SONG] ---
    Gesshuu juuman ika dakedo
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I'll buy you a soda! ♥
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    Waiting for you on the station platform,
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    Eki no hoomu de machiawase
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    I'll hold your bag! ♥
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    Kimi no kaban o motte ageru ♥
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Gimme the seat!
    What're you sitting down for?!
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Zaseki o boku ni yuzuri na yo!
    Nani suwatte'n da yo?!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I'll buy you a soda! ♥
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Boku wa juusu o katte ageru ♥
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    Love's gotta be give and take!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    Koi tte yappari gibu ando teiku
[01:06] [SONG] ---
    It hurts to always be demanding.
[01:06] [SONG] ---
    Motomete bakari ja setsunai ne
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    And that's why
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Da - ka - ra
[01:11] [SONG] ---
    I'll buy you a soda! ♥
[01:11] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    I'll give you half of my soda! ♥
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    Boku no juusu o hanbun ageru ♥
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    I'll give...
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ni
[01:21] [SONG] ---
    ...sometimes...
[01:21] [SONG] ---
    tama ni
[01:22] [SONG] ---
    ...my soda...
[01:22] [SONG] ---
    boku no juusu o
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    ...♥ to ♥ you. ♥
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    a ♥ ge ♥ ru ♥
[01:31] ---
    Kids are cute and innocent,
[01:34] ---
    but sometimes they are the cause
    of outrageous situations.
[01:40] ---
    So this is Fukki when he was little!
[01:42] ---
    How cuuute!
[01:44] ---
    It was so difficult to deal with Fuyuki
    back then, he was so stubborn...
[01:48] ---
    Hey, don't tell them about that!
[01:51] ---
    See, look at this!
[01:52] ---
    He wet the bed and I hung him out
    to dry along with the sheets.
[01:55] ---
    Ahh, stop already!
[01:59] ---
    Gero gero gero gero!
[02:01] ---
    Gero gero gero!
[02:08] ---
    What's that sound?
[02:13] ---
    What was that?
[02:15] ---
    I-It's...!
[02:23] ---
    Long time no see, Master Tamama!
[02:26] ---
    Tama-nii!
[02:27] ---
    Taruru! And Karara!
[02:32] ---
    Karara & Taruru: Let's Take Pekopon, Sir!
[02:38] ---
    So you two are Kara-chan and Taru-chan?
[02:40] ---
    How cute!
[02:42] ---
    Nice to make your acquaintance!
[02:44] ---
    Pleasure to meet you!
[02:46] ---
    Doesn't feel bad to be adored by Pekoponians!
[02:49] ---
    What did you guys come here for this time?!
[02:52] ---
    Oh, come on, don't ask
    such an obvious question!
[02:54] ---
    Oh, y'know... To show the fruits of my
    bridal training. To Kululu-han...
[02:59] ---
    To Kululu-senpai?!
[02:59] ---
    To Kululu?!
SIGN    Kukukukuku...
[03:05] ---
    Yes. In a previous episode, Karara-chan
[03:06] ---
    came to Earth to marry
    Private 2nd Class Tamama,
[03:10] ---
    but a quirk of fate led to her falling
    for Sergeant Major Kululu instead!
[03:15] ---
    Karara... You were serious about that, huh...
[03:19] ---
    An' I've got permission from
    Daddy Dobaba this time, an' all!
[03:22] ---
    Dobaba?! I've heard that name
    somewhere before.
[03:26] ---
    What are you saying?!
[03:28] ---
    He's the company president
    of Dobaba Industries!
[03:30] ---
    What?!
[03:31] ---
    Dobaba Industries...
[03:33] ---
    That's one of the biggest companies on Keron!
SIGN    Massively rich
[03:35] ---
    Gero!
SIGN    Refined lady from a privileged background
[03:37] ---
    Refined lady from a privileged background!
[03:39] ---
    Which means... if Kululu
    marries into her family...
SIGN    Longevity
[03:41] ---
    ...we might be able to receive funding
    assistance for our Pekopon invasion budget!
[03:44] ---
    A chance has arrived, sir!
[03:47] ---
    Milady Karara-sama!
[03:48] ---
    Kara?
[03:49] ---
    Welcome to Pekopon.
[03:52] ---
    If you'd like, I can show you to
    Kululu personally, milady.
[03:57] ---
    For real?
[03:59] ---
    Oh, yes, it would be my pleasure!
SIGN    Kululu
[04:02] ---
    Kululu-han! Kululu-han!
[04:05] ---
    Please, won't ya accept my feelings?!
[04:09] ---
    I'd keep your distance.
[04:11] ---
    Play with fire, and you'll get burned.
[04:16] ---
    I won't rest that easy!
[04:17] ---
    I want ya to have a look at the
    results of my bridal training!
[04:20] ---
    Whoa! What's with those glasses?!
[04:27] ---
    What's so funny, you dope?
[04:30] ---
    My glasses, my glasses...
[04:32] ---
    Gero...
[04:33] ---
    Th-Th-These are the results
    of her bridal training...?
[04:35] ---
    Ohh, bravo!
[04:37] ---
    Bravo, ma'am!
[04:39] ---
    My glasses, my glasses...
[04:41] ---
    Not bad...
[04:41] ---
    My glasses, my glasses...
[04:43] ---
    Huh?! For real?!
[04:45] ---
    Here you go, have a reward.
    Don't drop it now!
[04:48] ---
    Kara?
[04:51] ---
    Kara! Hothothothothot!
[04:56] ---
    Karara!
[04:57] ---
    Can't say I didn't warn you.
[04:59] ---
    Told you you'd get burned.
SIGN    Kukukukuku...
[05:03] ---
    Oh darn... I worked hard on that new one,
     but he didn't like it, huh...
[05:08] ---
    Crushed...
[05:09] ---
    H-How rude of him!
[05:12] ---
    By way of apology, you have my permission to
    sightsee around our secret base as you please.
[05:16] ---
    Are you sure about that, Keroro?!
[05:17] ---
    She's a civilian child!
[05:19] ---
    Really?
[05:20] ---
    That sounds like fun!
[05:22] ---
    Enjoy it to the fullest, ma'am.
[05:25] ---
    H-Hey!
[05:26] ---
    If we're not considerate to Karara here,
    it might spell the end for our sponsorship—
[05:30] ---
    errr, for the discussions of marriage
    with the Dobaba family!
[05:34] ---
    Nggh... I see your motives now...
[05:36] ---
    So! Private 2nd Class Tamama!
[05:39] ---
    I appoint you to the post of
    milady Karara-sama's personal attendant!
[05:42] ---
    Whaa? Wh-Why me?!
[05:45] ---
    I will expect you to show her around the
    secret base, and without any improprieties, sir!
[05:50] ---
    O-Okay, fine...
[05:55] ---
    Guys, you can't just run
    around like that, you know!
[05:58] ---
    It's okay, Master Tamama!
[06:00] ---
    We can go around by ourselves!
[06:03] ---
    This base is huge, though.
[06:05] ---
    It'll be such a pain if they get lost.
[06:12] ---
    This is so invigorating!
[06:14] ---
    If you use the guns without permission,
    Corporal Giroro will get mad at us!
SIGN    Battle Simulation Room
[06:22] ---
    Battle Simulation Room.
[06:24] ---
    Woo!
[06:25] ---
    Hey!
SIGN    Kerotto March Energy Freezer Room
[06:28] ---
    Kerotto March Energy Freezer Room.
[06:30] ---
    Stop it!
[06:33] ---
    Kara?
[06:37] ---
    Even the Space Muscle Ranking
    attraction pales in comparison!
[06:41] ---
    Let's give it a run through!
[06:42] ---
    Whaaa?!
[06:44] ---
    Let's go!
[06:45] ---
    Ah! Wait, wait!
[06:55] ---
    Tamaaaa!
[06:58] ---
    I am so worn out...
[07:00] ---
    Tama?!
[07:01] ---
    Ohhh, the water's just
    the right temperature...
[07:04] ---
    This is heaven...
SIGN    Snap
[07:06] ---
    Snap!
[07:07] ---
    Hey, ya lazy bums! What d'ya think
    you're lazin' about for?!
[07:11] ---
    Tama?!
[07:13] ---
    Ow ow ow ow...
[07:15] ---
    Huh?!
[07:18] ---
    Oh no! I lost sight of them!
[07:22] ---
    There we go, all done.
[07:24] ---
    You made those for them?!
[07:26] ---
    Well, after all, those two are so cute!
[07:29] ---
    They're like you two when you were small.
[07:31] ---
    Geez, Mom...
[07:33] ---
    Just because they're cute, don't forget
    they're buddy-buddy with the alien invaders!
[07:37] ---
    You worry too much, Sis.
[07:40] ---
    Just think about how innocent
    those little kids are.
[07:42] ---
    That innocence is what scares me.
[07:45] ---
    When you were in elementary school,
[07:47] ---
    do you remember the essay you wrote
    about your dreams for the future?
[07:49] ---
    Huh? What was it?
[07:52] ---
    World conquest.
[07:54] ---
    Get them!
[07:59] ---
    We've walked pretty far...
[08:02] ---
    Hey, d'ya think we might be lost?
[08:05] ---
    Oh, don't worry about that!
SIGN    Don't go any further this way ♥
[08:08] ---
    If we just keep on walking,
    we'll find our way back before long.
[08:11] ---
    Y'say that, but... is it just me?
[08:14] ---
    Feels like we're just goin'
    deeper an' deeper...
[08:16] ---
    You sure do worry a lot.
[08:18] ---
    It's cool, it's cool! It's just you!
[08:22] ---
    H-Huh?
[08:25] ---
    What's this place?!
[08:27] ---
    Never been to this place before...
[08:30] ---
    Ah! Don't you think that'd open it?!
[08:32] ---
    That's it, that's it! No doubt about it!
[08:35] ---
    But... we don't know the
    all-important passcode...
[08:41] ---
    I know! I bet it's...
[08:47] ---
    Hey, Karara!
    Are you sure this is gonna work?
[08:53] ---
    Ku (9)... ku (9)...
[08:54] ---
    ...ku (9)!
SIGN    OPEN, ku ku.
[09:04] ---
    Woohoo!
[09:06] ---
    See? Right on the money!
[09:07] ---
    Karara, you're a genius, girl!
[09:18] ---
    Now this is what you call a
    Pekopon invasion front-line base!
[09:21] ---
    There's a massive amount of weapons here!
[09:23] ---
    That's for sure, but the Pekopon invasion
    hasn't gotten anywhere, has it?
[09:28] ---
    Master Tamama and the others
    are only under control of
[09:30] ---
    the region directly around here!
[09:32] ---
    Huh, for real...
[09:34] ---
    Hey, then how 'bout us two conquer Pekopon?!
[09:37] ---
    Huh? Just us two?
[09:39] ---
    But I mean... with all these weapons,
    I bet it'd be a piece of cake!
[09:43] ---
    Now that you mention it...
    I think you're right!
[09:47] ---
    Okay! Let's give it a try!
[09:50] ---
    Let's do it, let's do it! Let's take Pekopon!
[09:53] ---
    Okay, let's do that thing,
    to get us in the mood!
[09:56] ---
    Tarutarutarutaru...
SIGN    Tarutarutaru...
[09:58] ---
    Karakarakarakara...
SIGN    Karakarakara...
SIGN    Resonance x 2
[10:01] ---
    Resonance times 2.
[10:03] ---
    Tarutarutarutaru...
    Karakarakarakara...
[10:05] ---
    Their innocence is what scares me.
[10:08] ---
    What?! You lost sight of them?!
[10:12] ---
    Tamama! What was even the point of you
    being there, you worthless half-wit?!
[10:15] ---
    Okay, okay, you don't need
    to rub it in so angrily.
[10:18] ---
    What?!
[10:19] ---
    I mean, they'll come back before long, sir.
[10:22] ---
    What a naive and simple-minded thing to say!
[10:25] ---
    Listen up. This base is packed to the
    gunwales with powerful invasion ordnance!
[10:29] ---
    So much so that it utterly confounds me
    how the invasion has made no progress!
[10:32] ---
    If we are unlucky enough for those weapons
    to fall into the hands of amateurs,
[10:36] ---
    things are going to go south fast.
SIGN    CRITICAL ALERT
[10:41] ---
    Critical alert issued!
[10:42] ---
    It looks as though someone's taken
    weapons out of the storage vault!
[10:46] ---
    Or, like, lawless trespass?
[10:48] ---
    What did I tell you?!
[10:50] ---
    This is what happens when you
    let your guard down around children!
[10:54] ---
    I have learned well the horrors
    children are capable of.
SIGN    Going to places he's told not to go
[10:58] ---
    And all it took was a childhood
    spent with Keroro!
SIGN    Entering places he's told not to enter
[11:02] ---
    Anyway! For now, first priority is to
    locate Karara and Taruru!
[11:06] ---
    Roger!
[11:10] ---
    See, I told you. Something bad's happened!
[11:13] ---
    Bad news, bad news!
[11:15] ---
    It'll be bad news if Lady Natsumi finds out!
[11:18] ---
    That idiot.
[11:19] ---
    Bad news, ba—
[11:20] ---
    What will be bad news
    if I find out about it?
[11:24] ---
    Give up and confess!
[11:26] ---
    Who knows... Certainly not me...
[11:29] ---
    Uncle?
[11:30] ---
    The fact that those kids are
    running around the base,
[11:33] ---
    and are at risk of inadvertently
    using dangerous weapons,
[11:36] ---
    is a secret from the
    Hinata family, right?
[11:39] ---
    Oh! Natsumi-san!
[11:40] ---
    Thank you, Mois-chan.
SIGN    Geroooo
[11:42] ---
    We'll help you, so get your
    butts in gear and find them now!
[11:46] ---
    B-B-B-B-Bad news!
[11:48] ---
    The Earth is about to be
    invaded by the little ones!
[11:52] ---
    We'll be back after the commercials.
    Don't change the channel!
[12:04] ---
    Hello! I'm the narrator!
[12:06] ---
    The little ones have begun
    their invasion of Earth!
[12:09] ---
    Whatever is going to happen next?!
[12:13] ---
    Stop this futile resistance,
    and come out calmly!
[12:17] ---
    Or, like, legal summons?
[12:19] ---
    Whadda we do?!
[12:20] ---
    If they catch us,
    aren't they gonna be mad?!
[12:23] ---
    Then we just have to finish our
    Pekopon invasion before they do!
[12:27] ---
    You're right! Okay!
[12:28] ---
    Let's go look for some
    even more amazing weapons!
[12:31] ---
    All right!
[12:33] ---
    Let's go!
[12:34] ---
    Hold it right there.
[12:37] ---
    Honestly. You should know better than
    to play with dangerous things like that!
[12:42] ---
    Come on, hand them over.
[12:45] ---
    Karara... Leave her to me, you run...
[12:49] ---
    Okay.
[12:50] ---
    Bye bye!
[12:51] ---
    Hey!
[12:52] ---
    Stop, you!
[12:53] ---
    You're wide open!
[13:09] ---
    Why'd you dooo thaaat?!
[13:11] ---
    Huh...? What's going on?
[13:15] ---
    N-Not my fault!
[13:19] ---
    Kids do things out of curiosity,
[13:22] ---
    so I hope they've not just wandered
    into someplace dangerous.
[13:25] ---
    Or, like, dreadful peril?
[13:28] ---
    Even when I was a kid, I kept wanting
    to go to pretty dangerous places,
[13:32] ---
    and I often got scolded by Mom for it.
[13:32] ---
    Waaah, I'm sorry, Mom!
[13:35] ---
    Ah!
[13:36] ---
    Kara?!
[13:37] ---
    Fuyuki-san, over there!
[13:41] ---
    I'm in trouble!
[13:43] ---
    I'm in trouble if they get over here!
[13:54] ---
    Th-This is...
[13:55] ---
    ...the outfit Sis got transformed into
    during Setsubun last year!
[13:59] ---
    Or, like, spotted leopard?
[14:00] ---
    What's going on?!
SIGN    Rumble Rumble
SIGN    Tofu, aburaage, natto, miso, nama-yuba, soy milk, tempeh
[14:05] ---
    Tofu, aburaage, natto...
    uh, and a bunch of other stuff!
SIGN    Natto
[14:12] ---
    Kara?
[14:13] ---
    What in the world is all this all about?
[14:16] ---
    When you're put in this form,
    soy products are naturally drawn to you.
SIGN    Marukomu Miso
[14:21] ---
    But why are there miso and tofu
    in a place like this?
[14:25] ---
    Those are this base's
    emergency food supplies!
[14:27] ---
    Milady Karara-sama!
[14:29] ---
    Kara! Oh no!
[14:31] ---
    If Sergeant-han catches me,
    I'm really going to be in for it!
[14:38] ---
    Aha, so you're running that way.
[14:40] ---
    Then... I'll circle around ahead of you!
[14:45] ---
    I can round them both up at once
    with this adhesive Gatling gun...!
[14:50] ---
    Your childish games end here!
[14:56] ---
    Andromedian Husky?!
[14:58] ---
    Too bad!
[15:01] ---
    He got the jump on me?!
[15:10] ---
    Mr. Sergeant! Natchi and
    Corporal Giroro have been taken out!
[15:14] ---
    Master Fuyuki and Lady Mois
    were as well, sir!
[15:17] ---
    Be careful!
[15:19] ---
    They're all so bad at this.
[15:21] ---
    They should leave the children to the mom!
[15:26] ---
    Look, I found one.
[15:28] ---
    It's so easy to guess the places
    where kids might hide!
[15:31] ---
    Hey! Be a good girl.
[15:34] ---
    It's not good to be too naughty!
[15:37] ---
    Oh, what's wrong?
[15:39] ---
    You don't have to be scared.
[15:42] ---
    I won't get angry...
[15:45] ---
    Pbbbbt!
[15:53] ---
    Hey, wait a minute!
[15:54] ---
    My plan worked great!
SIGN    Once again Soy products
[15:56] ---
    Once again, soy products!
[16:04] ---
    In the old days, they used to say
    "I don't mind if they're rascals.
[16:06] ---
    I just want them to grow up strong."
[16:11] ---
    But it sure is problematic
    when they're too rascally...
[16:14] ---
    Oh, you're okay, Keroro!
[16:15] ---
    Gero?
[16:16] ---
    Giroro, and Lady Natsumi!
[16:20] ---
    Waaaah! I wanna turn back to normal!
[16:23] ---
    Hey, stop crying.
[16:25] ---
    I'm right by your side.
[16:27] ---
    This is a refreshing change. Starting to
    think Lady Natsumi is better this way.
[16:31] ---
    They'll get you, too,
    if you let your guard down!
[16:34] ---
    They're pretty good, those two!
[16:36] ---
    You're too dumb to stand a chance!
[16:38] ---
    What an annoying kid you are...
[16:40] ---
    Hmph! Your concerns are unfounded, sir!
[16:43] ---
    When I get my hands on them, it'll be
[16:45] ---
    one of these, and one of these, and a...
[16:49] ---
    Geroriiiiiiin!
[16:51] ---
    Run away!
[16:53] ---
    See, I was right! I was right!
[16:55] ---
    Gero...
[16:56] ---
    This is awesome! I even
    beat Commander Keroro!
[17:02] ---
    This has started to get interesting.
[17:05] ---
    Maybe they will actually invade Pekopon...
[17:13] ---
    Hey! Karara!
[17:15] ---
    Taru-nii!
[17:18] ---
    Boy, I'm glad we didn't get caught!
[17:21] ---
    My heart was racing!
[17:23] ---
    We've wandered into a pretty
    nasty-looking place here, though...
[17:28] ---
    I sense something really
    terrible around here...
[17:32] ---
    Taru?
[17:32] ---
    Kara?
[17:34] ---
    Wh-What is that...?!
[17:36] ---
    I-It's amazing!
[17:38] ---
    The scale of it is massive!
[17:40] ---
    Hey, couldn't we use this for invasion?
[17:44] ---
    Use this... to invade Pekopon...
[17:46] ---
    Let's do it, let's do it!
[17:48] ---
    Sh-Should we? Should we?!
[17:51] ---
    Okay!
[17:52] ---
    Pekopon will be conquered in moments with this!
[17:55] ---
    Let's do it!
[17:59] ---
    Oh, we're in luck!
[18:01] ---
    The controls aren't much different
    from the spaceship we came here in!
[18:05] ---
    God must be on our side!
[18:08] ---
    Okay, ready for launch!
[18:15] ---
    Woo! Ready for blast-off!
[18:18] ---
    Karara!
[18:20] ---
    Taruru!
[18:22] ---
    Where are you?!
[18:28] ---
    D-Don't tell me they...!
SIGN    Pekopon Invader Machine
[18:56] ---
    Gero!
[18:58] ---
    It's finally activated!
[19:00] ---
    What are we gonna do?! If that thing
    gets moving, Pekopon is—
[19:04] ---
    What'll happen to Earth?
[19:06] ---
    It will immediately cease to exist!
[19:08] ---
    Not only that, but it won't ever
    have existed in the first place!
[19:13] ---
    Or, like, changing the past?
[19:15] ---
    Oh, no way!
[19:16] ---
    Power at max! We're okay to attack!
[19:20] ---
    Okie-dokie, let's take Pekopon!
[19:41] ---
    Taru?
[19:41] ---
    Kara?
[19:45] ---
    Taru-nii, stop it, quick!
[19:48] ---
    I... I'm trying, but I don't know how!
SIGN    Go on, press it
[19:53] ---
    Th-This one kinda feels special...
[19:59] ---
    Yes! We did it!
[20:06] ---
    All systems down. Detonation in 30 seconds.
[20:11] ---
    They pressed the self-destruct button!
[20:15] ---
    Oh, crap! Sergeant Major Kululu,
    do something, please!
[20:19] ---
    I'd very much like to,
[20:22] ---
    but they're making it really hard for me!
[20:24] ---
    We're doomed!
[20:26] ---
    Someone!
[20:27] ---
    Help us!
[20:41] ---
    Detonation in 10... 9...
[20:44] ---
    Come! Hurry!
[20:44] ---
    8... 7...
[20:46] ---
    ...6...
[20:47] ---
    ...5...
[20:48] ---
    ...4...
[20:48] ---
    ...3...
[20:49] ---
    ...2...
[20:50] ---
    ...1...
[20:51] ---
    ...0.
[20:56] ---
    Are you both unharmed?
[20:58] ---
    Y-Yes...
[21:00] ---
    We've caused you such trouble again.
[21:03] ---
    I'm really sorry...
[21:05] ---
    It was all my idea!
[21:07] ---
    No, no, I was the one who suggested...
[21:09] ---
    No, it was me!
[21:11] ---
    Dororo-senpai, please don't be
    too angry with them.
[21:15] ---
    I am not angry in the slightest.
[21:18] ---
    Children are innocent beings by nature.
SIGN    Innocent
SIGN    Innocent
[21:23] ---
    And we write the word "innocent" as
    "No ill will."
SIGN    Innocent (No Ill Will)
[21:27] ---
    How can justice be brought
    upon one with no ill will?
[21:30] ---
    However, that does not excuse
    each of us from retrospection.
[21:37] ---
    Dororo-han...
[21:42] ---
    I've made up my mind!
[21:45] ---
    I'm gonna marry Dororo-han!
[21:47] ---
    I'll go and train for it, right away!
[21:49] ---
    Wait for me, please!
[21:50] ---
    Goodbye!
[21:53] ---
    Dear me, what to make of all this.
[21:56] ---
    Nin nin.
[21:57] ---
    Dororo-senpai, could you do
    something about this, too?
[22:02] ---
    Waaaa! The stupid frog was mean to me!
[22:05] ---
    I won't let you do this, Keroro!
[22:07] ---
    I didn't do anything wrong!
[22:10] ---
    Why do you always bully people like that?!
[22:10] ---
    In any case, the mischievous star
    of this episode, Karara-chan,
[22:13] ---
    I didn't bully anyone.
[22:13] ---
    now seems to have fallen for
    Lance Corporal Dororo.
[22:15] ---
    Lying is bad, you know!
[22:15] ---
    Ahh... I want to go back
    to my innocent days...!
[22:17] ---
    Didn't do that, either!
[22:19] ---
    I said don't lie!
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    K-E-R-O-R-O Sergeant Keroro!
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    K-E-R-O-R-O Keroro Gunsou
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    K-E-R-O-R-O Sergeant Keroro!
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    K-E-R-O-R-O Keroro Gunsou
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    (Emotional issues, sir!)
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    (Kokoro no mondai de arimasu!)
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    Why do you make that face?
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    Doushite sonna kao su'n no?
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    I hate the way you say that!
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Sou iu iikata ga kirai dakara!
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    You really have always ticked me off.
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Honto mae kara mukatsuite'ta
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    You know you're really stupid
    to get so uptight!
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    Muki ni natte baka ja nai no?
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    Frowning faces. Faces red with tears.
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    Shikamettsura nakittsura
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    Even though we want to make up.
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    Nakanaori o shitai keredo
[23:02] [SONG] ---
    Both feeling terrible, and both the losers.
[23:02] [SONG] ---
    Kibun saiaku tomodaore
[23:05] [SONG] ---
    The more I grow to love you,
     the stubborner I get.
[23:05] [SONG] ---
    Suki ni naru hodo iji ni natte yuku yo
[23:12] [SONG] ---
    On this planet where we were
    lucky to meet,
[23:12] [SONG] ---
    Kimi to deaeta kono hoshi de
    Tomodachi ni nareta isshun de
[23:16] [SONG] ---
    In the twinkle of a star
    that we could be friends,
[23:18] [SONG] ---
    It's kind of nice to have
    a fight every now and then.
[23:18] [SONG] ---
    Tama ni nara kenka mo nanka ii ne
[23:22] [SONG] ---
    Dakara sonna kao shite terenai de
[23:22] [SONG] ---
    So don't go all red and blushy like that.
[23:26] [SONG] ---
    Yaranakya ikenai koto yori
    ima wa kimi to te o tsunaide'tai
[23:26] [SONG] ---
    I've got things I gotta do, but now I'd
    rather stay here holding your hand.
[23:32] [SONG] ---
    Kimi dake ga shitte'ru hontou no kimochi
[23:32] [SONG] ---
    These are my real feelings
    that only you know!
[23:36] [SONG] ---
    Kokoro no mondai
    kyou mo junchou de arimasu!
[23:36] [SONG] ---
    My emotional issues are
     as strong as ever, sir!
[23:42] [SONG] ---
    K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
[23:42] [SONG] ---
    K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
[23:52] ---
    Mmm... This is Giroro.
[23:54] ---
    I've got a, uh, a word for you
    dumbos, so listen up.
[23:57] ---
    We are fearsome invaders.
[23:59] ---
    So... stop putting straps of me
    on your mobile phones!
[24:03] ---
    Never mind that! The next episode
    is the end of Giroro!
[24:06] ---
    Wh-What?
[24:08] ---
    "Natsumi: Giroro Falls?
    The Do-Or-Die Rescue Operation, Sir!"
[24:12] ---
    Farewell, Giroro...
    How's that?
[24:15] ---
    Ge-Gero!