E192 - Keroro: Prevent Christmas, Sir! / Keroro Platoon: Cake is a Man's Battleground, Sir!

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[00:03] [SONG] ---
    Hey, everybody in front of the TV.
    We love Earth invasions to death right now.
[00:03] [SONG] ---
    "Yaa, terebi no mae no minna! Oretachi wa ima,
    chikyuu shinryaku ni zokkon nan da."
[00:09] [SONG] ---
    Listen, though, going to Earth
    by bicycle is totally impossible!
[00:09] [SONG] ---
    "Nee, demo jitensha de chikyuu
    ni iku nante zettai muri!"
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    You're right. You're absolutely right.
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    "Sou da. Sono toori da."
[00:15] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:15] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:24] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva!
[00:24] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
    When I make toast,
    both sides get charred black!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
    Toosuto yake wa ryoumen makkuroke
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Of course. It's always overdone.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    "Kimatte iru. Yakisugi ni kimatte iru n' da."
SIGN    Overdone
[00:33] [SONG] ---
    Everyone's listening in on my whispering.
[00:33] [SONG] ---
    Hisohisobanashi minna kiite iru
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    No, calm down. What you're doing
    isn't called whispering.
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    "Iya ochitsuku n' da. Sore
    wa hisohiso to wa iwanai zo."
SIGN    Whispering
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    The traffic lights are all red!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Shingouki wa aka darake
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    Mmm, not all days are like that.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    n'aa Sonna hi bakari de wa nai sa
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Aw, you're cheering me up?
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    "Nagusamete kurete'ru no?"
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Yes. Life should be looked at through a
    long lens. You get what I mean, right?
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    "Sou da. Jinsei tte no wa nagai me
    de miru beki na n' da. Wakaru daro?"
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Be that as it may, I do get hungry.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Saredo hara wa heru
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    You let things get to you quite easily...
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    Wari to utare yowai n' da...
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    I know... I want to change that.
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    "Wakatte'ru... Kawaritai tte omotte'ru."
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    It's coincidence! It's
    coincidence, I tell you!
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Tamatama da yo Tamatama datteba
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Forcibly rose-colored.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Muriyari barairo
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Glittering tears, too, are a badge of honor.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Kirari namida mo kunshou sa
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    Let's laugh it off!
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    Kerori waraitobasou
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva!
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba!
[01:32] ---
    For some reason, everyone gets excited
    around this time of year. Is it...
SIGN    Toy Kaiyodo
[01:38] ---
    ...because of Christmas?
SIGN    Empty
[01:43] ---
    We sold out in no time.
[01:46] ---
    And yes, it's because
    Christmas is almost here.
[01:50] ---
    Hmph. "Because of Christmas."
[01:53] ---
    Did she have to sound so happy about it?
[01:56] ---
    I didn't like her attitude,
    like being sold out is natural.
[02:03] ---
    Christmas sale!
[02:06] ---
    Yay! Yay!
[02:12] ---
    Everyone looks friggin' happy!
[02:15] ---
    They don't know how frustrating it is to lose
    the Gundam model I was looking forward to!
[02:19] ---
    They deserve to get a taste of it!
[02:27] ---
    Keroro: Prevent Christmas, Sir!
[02:34] ---
    Gero gerori!
[02:36] ---
    We'll cancel Christmas by force
[02:39] ---
    and plunge the Pekoponians
    into the despair of Sebastian.
[02:43] ---
    But Mr. Sergeant, we can
    keep Christmas cakes, right?
[02:47] ---
    Forget it!
[02:48] ---
    We won't even allow the Pekoponians
    to have a saving grace of sweetness!
[02:54] ---
    You are an ogre today, Mr. Sergeant!
[02:56] ---
    But will this result in
    the invasion of Pekopon?
[03:01] ---
    No.
[03:03] ---
    Then that's fine.
[03:04] ---
    N-No, it's not!
[03:07] ---
    This time, the plan's about envy, bitterness,
SIGN    Envy
SIGN    Bitterness
SIGN    Jealousy
[03:10] ---
    jealousy, enmity, malice,
SIGN    Enmity
SIGN    Malice
SIGN    Resentment
[03:13] ---
    resentment and come-uppance!
SIGN    Come-uppance
[03:17] ---
    You've got seven things there!
[03:19] ---
    Don't come up with a plan
    based on a personal grudge!
[03:22] ---
    Making up for the lack of wicked thoughts
     about the Pekopon invasion
[03:25] ---
    is the purity of my feelings!
SIGN    Purity
[03:28] ---
    So you call the invasion "wicked"?
[03:30] ---
    There's nothing I can say in response
[03:32] ---
    to this overwhelming pressure!
[03:34] ---
    Then let's get started. Click!
[03:42] ---
    Do all your Christmas shopping
    at Todoroki Department Store!
[03:48] ---
    We're spinning even more than usual!
SIGN    Christmas Cake
[03:50] ---
    Who would like a cake?!
[03:52] ---
    You can't have Christmas without cake!
SIGN    Round Rice Cakes
    2,500 Yen
[03:56] ---
    Who would like round rice cakes?!
[03:58] ---
    New Year's is coming soon!
SIGN    Happy New Year
SIGN    Thousand Year Candy
[04:07] ---
    Gero gero gero!
[04:09] ---
    Are you feeling it, foolish Pekoponians?
[04:11] ---
    Compared to my frustration,
    this is still just a drop in the bucket!
SIGN    Christmas
[04:22] ---
    Why isn't anything scheduled for the 24th?
[04:25] ---
    This is my chance!
[04:27] ---
    Mr. Yoshizaki? For some reason, there's
    nothing on the schedule for the 24th,
[04:32] ---
    so since it's a waste of time, please
    let me move up the deadline to then.
[04:35] ---
    Mr. Ohashi, do you have anything
    on your schedule for the 24th?
[04:39] ---
    Since it's a waste of time, please
    let me move up the deadline to then.
[04:43] ---
    Please let me move up the deadline.
[04:45] ---
    Please let me move it up!
[04:47] ---
    What is this?!
[04:48] ---
    All the Christmas presents I just bought
    turned into stuff for New Year's!
[04:52] ---
    Sis, look at this! The word "Christmas"
    on the calendar is disappearing!
SIGN    Christmas Eve Christmas
[04:57] ---
    At this rate, there won't be any Christmas!
[05:00] ---
    Huh? Um...
[05:03] ---
    What was on this day again?
[05:06] ---
    Oh, yeah...
[05:07] ---
    Uh oh! It looks like even the word
    "Christmas" has been wiped out!
[05:13] ---
    I don't know what it is, but I feel
    like we lost something important.
[05:17] ---
    Those idiots are the only ones
    who could be responsible!
[05:20] ---
    Everything related to Christmas has been
    deleted completely from Inner-Tokyo.
[05:24] ---
    Or, like, wholesale roundup?
[05:26] ---
    I feel refreshed.
[05:29] ---
    Gero gero gero gero gero gero!
[05:31] ---
    Stupid frog!
[05:31] ---
    Whatever you're doing, stop it!
[05:34] ---
    Well, well. Lady Natsumi and Master Fuyuki.
[05:37] ---
    What can I do for you?
[05:38] ---
    Whatever you did, put it back to normal!
[05:41] ---
    "Put it back to normal"?
[05:44] ---
    I don't know what it is I'm
    supposed to get back to normal.
[05:47] ---
    Whatever it is you toads erased!
[05:50] ---
    "Whatever it is"? What is it?
[05:56] ---
    Sis, we don't really have
    a leg to stand on here.
[05:58] ---
    But...
[06:00] ---
    Are you done, Lady Natsumi?
[06:04] ---
    Then hit the road!
[06:08] ---
    What is this?!
[06:10] ---
    Hey, stupid frog!
[06:12] ---
    I'm not done with you!
[06:15] ---
    I argued Lady Natsumi down
    and gave her a show of force!
[06:19] ---
    That felt fantastic, sir!
[06:21] ---
    By the way, Mr. Sergeant,
    Santa-san isn't in Inner-Tokyo right now.
[06:25] ---
    So he's outside the bounds of
    the Christmas deleting device.
[06:27] ---
    Claus doesn't know about this, so won't he
    just come as always to deliver presents?
[06:33] ---
    Or, like, yearly custom?
[06:35] ---
    Gero-yikes! If Claus-san comes here,
[06:38] ---
    Christmas will be restored!
[06:40] ---
    In that case, we'll just have to...
SIGN    Stop the Santa
[06:43] ---
    ...keep Claus-san out!
[06:50] ---
    Here's the special radar
    that tracks down Claus.
SIGN    Claus = Santa
[06:53] ---
    Oh. That means Santa.
[06:55] ---
    I've got a response already.
[06:57] ---
    He's moving south of the
    Scandinavian Peninsula.
[07:01] ---
    I'm on my way!
[07:04] ---
    Gero?
[07:09] ---
    Gero-fast!
[07:11] ---
    He's already approaching Mount Everest!
[07:17] ---
    We don't have the luxury of
    choosing our methods this time.
[07:19] ---
    Tamama Impact!
SIGN    Mount Everest
[07:26] ---
    Oh, dear. Look what you did.
[07:28] ---
    N-Now he's...
[07:29] ---
    ...in the sky over North America!
[07:33] ---
    Is that him?
[07:35] ---
    I'll stop him with a net grenade!
[07:47] ---
    W-What's this?!
[07:51] ---
    Or, like, three-strike knockout?
[07:55] ---
    Commander, how about
    attacking from three sides?
[07:59] ---
    Figure out the rest yourself.
[08:00] ---
    Right... Roger!
[08:12] ---
    Ding-ding-ding!
[08:13] ---
    Do not enter.
SIGN    We apologize for the inconvenience.
    Under Construction
    Safety First
[08:14] ---
    Pardon me.
[08:25] ---
    Gero...
[08:30] ---
    Master Santa!
[08:31] ---
    I apologize for suddenly
    bringing you to a halt.
[08:34] ---
    We're...
[08:36] ---
    Hi, Keroro.
[08:38] ---
    Gero!
[08:39] ---
    Giro!
[08:39] ---
    Tama!
[08:41] ---
    F-Father?!
[08:43] ---
    Santa Claus's true identity
    is Mr. Sergeant's father?!
[08:47] ---
    Santa Claus?
[08:49] ---
    Oh, I believe that was the name of the
    old man I met at the Ikaho Hot Springs.
[08:55] ---
    Ikaho Hot Springs...
[08:57] ---
    That's right, your dad was there, too.
[09:01] ---
    My dad?!
[09:03] ---
    We bonded with that old man.
[09:06] ---
    This time of year, he's busier than anything.
[09:09] ---
    So he asked the two of us to help him out.
[09:12] ---
    You are Santa Claus's assistant?
[09:15] ---
    We're gonna celebrate when it's over.
[09:17] ---
    We've got plans to meet up at the
    Noboribetsu Hot Springs Resort.
[09:22] ---
    I can't wait.
[09:26] ---
    So I have to get a move on.
[09:29] ---
    See you! Oh, wait a second...
[09:32] ---
    Here.
[09:33] ---
    A Gundam model Christmas present for you.
[09:37] ---
    Gero!
[09:38] ---
    Yay! This is great, Papa!
[09:40] ---
    I'm gonna hit a home run tomorrow!
[09:42] ---
    Good for you.
[09:45] ---
    Make sure you visit for New Year's.
[09:47] ---
    Although I'll be at the
    Noboribetsu Hot Springs then.
[09:51] ---
    Let's go!
[09:59] ---
    Father! Be careful!
[10:02] ---
    Thank you, sir!
[10:05] ---
    Good for you!
SIGN    Reverse Irradiation
[10:09] ---
    I got a Gundam model
[10:11] ---
    and Father is working hard,
    so I can't cancel Christmas.
SIGN    Christmas Cake
[10:18] ---
    All right.
[10:19] [SONG] ---
    Spending Christmas at a lodge,
[10:19] ---
    Everything is ready for Christmas.
[10:22] ---
    I hope Mom gets back soon.
[10:26] [SONG] ---
    With powdered snow
    falling outside the window.
[10:27] ---
    I'm back!
[10:28] ---
    It's Mom!
[10:29] ---
    Welcome home!
[10:30] ---
    Here are your presents!
[10:32] ---
    Yay! All right!
[10:32] [SONG] ---
    I've had this dream forever.
[10:33] ---
    Thank you!
[10:35] ---
    He's not my father for nothing.
[10:36] ---
    He knew exactly what I wanted.
[10:38] [SONG] ---
    A winter romance.
[10:42] ---
    But if you look closely...
[10:43] [SONG] ---
    The curse of love is
    being in love with Keroro.
[10:44] ---
    "G-Gasodambh"?
[10:46] ---
    ...it's a new ripoff!
[10:47] ---
    Gero?! Copyright Dasonu Maso?!
[10:50] [SONG] ---
    Overtaken by a whirlwind,
[10:51] ---
    Grr!! What the heck is this?!
[10:56] [SONG] ---
    Smiling around the fireplace,
[10:59] ---
    Old man Santa Claus delivers presents
    to children all over the world,
[11:03] [SONG] ---
    Singing carols.
[11:03] ---
    but apparently he's so short-handed that
    he asks Keronians for help.
SIGN    Ikaho Memory
    Hot spring eggs!
    With Keronians
[11:08] [SONG] ---
    I'll never forget this moment,
[11:09] ---
    And to think that Keroro's father became
    hot spring buddies with Santa Claus...
[11:15] ---
    You're truly amazing!
[11:15] [SONG] ---
    Even if it's still just one-sided love.
[11:24] ---
    Good for you!
[11:37] ---
    After a festive Christmas Eve
    comes a quiet Christmas Day.
[11:44] ---
    This is a ticket-puncher that
    makes a hole in train tickets.
[11:48] ---
    If you've never seen it before,
    ask your mom or dad about it.
[11:54] ---
    It's mostly automated ticket gates these days,
    so you don't really see these anymore.
[11:58] ---
    Ticket-puncher...
[12:00] ---
    How nostalgic.
[12:02] ---
    I love this sensation.
[12:05] ---
    No, that's no good. I'm a soldier.
[12:08] ---
    I've already outgrown this.
[12:11] ---
    Soldier Giroro.
[12:13] ---
    How about having some Christmas cake?
[12:20] ---
    Keroro Platoon: Cake is a
    Man's Battleground, Sir!
[12:25] ---
    This is one of 556's leftover cakes.
[12:28] ---
    He basically forced it on me at half-price.
[12:31] ---
    I don't need sweets like cake.
[12:33] ---
    You can eat it with Natsumi and Fuyuki.
[12:36] ---
    Master Fuyuki went to a party
    at Lady Momoka's house.
[12:39] ---
    Lady Natsumi went with a friend
    to a live broadcast of 623 Radio.
[12:44] ---
    And Lady Mom is at work, as usual.
[12:47] ---
    Right now, only you and I are home, sir.
[12:50] ---
    Then eat it yourself.
[12:53] ---
    It's too big for me to eat alone.
[12:56] ---
    So we can split it like this, right?
[13:01] ---
    Which side is yours?
[13:03] ---
    This side.
[13:05] ---
    Like this, and you've got a deal.
[13:08] ---
    I'd feel bad about separating
    Santa and his reindeer,
[13:11] ---
    but if I get the house,
[13:13] ---
    then we have a compromise, sir.
[13:15] ---
    The opposite.
[13:16] ---
    Gero?
[13:17] ---
    I get the side with the house.
[13:19] ---
    Forget that!
     I'm the one who bought the cake.
[13:24] ---
    Let's say I get the house, but we
    can compromise on the dividing line.
[13:30] ---
    Dividing line?!
[13:32] ---
    Even though it's just a cake,
    why does my chest ache with reluctance
[13:35] ---
    to decrease my territory?
[13:37] ---
    Even though it's just a cake,
[13:39] ---
    why am I filled with joy at the prospect
[13:42] ---
    of expanding my territory?
[13:44] ---
    Giroro. I'm sorry. I can't compromise.
[13:48] ---
    Then it seems we have to
    resolve this through force.
SIGN    Invaders, after all
[13:54] ---
    The expression "dividing line"
    lit a fire under their invader souls!
SIGN    Microid Ray
SIGN    Dry Ice Cloud
SIGN    Sugar
SIGN    Dry Ice
[14:08] ---
    Or, like, special effects?
[14:10] ---
    I see. They shrunk themselves
     with the microid ray,
[14:13] ---
    and are going to play
    capture the flag on top of the cake.
[14:15] ---
    But you shouldn't play with food!
[14:21] ---
    My objective is that house.
    I'll get him out of the way
[14:24] ---
    and seize it, no matter what.
[14:30] ---
    No sign of him.
[14:31] ---
    He must intend to launch a
    counterstrike after I attack.
[14:36] ---
    Crafty. But I'll take that house by storm!
[14:41] ---
    This feeling of euphoria...
    The battlefield really is my...
[14:47] ---
    Gero gerori!
[14:50] ---
    I sent for Private Tamama
[14:52] ---
    and had him make a pitfall.
[14:53] ---
    Slurp!
[14:54] ---
    It was a delicious pitfall!
[14:57] ---
    So now we're going to bury you alive!
[15:00] ---
    Get delicious! Get delicious!
SIGN    Uwaaa!
[15:02] ---
    Stop it! I'm never going to be delicious!
[15:07] ---
    Are you ready? You're ready!
SIGN    Perfect Victory
[15:11] ---
    A perfect victory!
[15:13] [SONG] ---
    On a holy night,
[15:14] ---
    Then can I eat that house as my reward?
[15:18] ---
    No way! Your reward is that chocolate sign.
[15:19] [SONG] ---
    In a sparkling white world,
SIGN    Hey, are you serious?
    In the end, you're keeping
    all the good parts?
    What are you,
    a worthless middle-aged boss?
[15:23] ---
    Even for Mr. Sergeant,
    I do not work for table scraps.
[15:25] [SONG] ---
    Let's pray for
[15:27] ---
    Private Tamama, don't tell me...
[15:30] ---
    When it comes to sweets,
    I cannot compromise.
[15:31] [SONG] ---
    A Merry Christmas today.
[15:34] ---
    If you do not let me have that house...
[15:36] ---
    Are you threatening a superior officer?!
[15:38] ---
    There are no superior officers
    when it comes to cake!
[15:41] ---
    Gimme that house!
[15:46] ---
    Kero!
[15:48] ---
    Sheesh...
[15:50] ---
    That fearsomeness is the house's charm.
[15:52] ---
    It even changed Private Tamama's personality.
[15:57] ---
    But then...
[15:58] [SONG] ---
    If you have a big present,
[16:02] ---
    ...as his superior officer, I'll teach him
    how tough the battlefield is!
[16:06] [SONG] ---
    And a big cake,
[16:06] ---
    Here I go!
[16:12] [SONG] ---
    The color of your eyes
[16:12] ---
    Solo jet stream attack!
[16:16] ---
    You're not getting the cake!
[16:16] [SONG] ---
    Will change.
[16:22] ---
    You're naive! Too naive!
[16:23] ---
    H-He's moving fast!
[16:24] [SONG] ---
    Gero gero, as you like!
[16:29] ---
    An overwhelming victory.
[16:29] [SONG] ---
    Ding dong, I get excited!
[16:32] ---
    And so,
[16:33] ---
    I get all the sweets
[16:35] ---
    on top of the cake!
[16:36] [SONG] ---
    It's a battlefield everywhere you go.
[16:40] ---
    Gero!
[16:43] ---
    No, you don't!
[16:44] [SONG] ---
    Ding dong, fired up fighting spirit!
[16:44] ---
    Take this!
[16:46] ---
    Giroro got a hint from Tamama's
    method of creating a pitfall,
[16:49] ---
    and ate his way out.
[16:50] [SONG] ---
    The will to fight
[16:54] ---
    I'm gonna get heartburn!
[16:56] ---
    There's no way your scattershot
    explosives are gonna tag me!
[16:57] [SONG] ---
    Is a man's adventure.
[16:59] ---
    Farewell, stuffed soldier!
[17:02] ---
    I feel sick...
[17:08] ---
    Easy.
[17:09] [SONG] ---
    Flickering candles, too.
[17:10] ---
    Gero!
[17:14] ---
    Gero gero! It's not...
[17:17] [SONG] ---
    Shining eyes twinkling.
[17:17] ---
    I didn't call you, Kululu!
[17:20] ---
    I'm a foodie, so watching this
    made me tingle with excitement!
[17:23] [SONG] ---
    Glaring!
[17:24] ---
    Therefore, I made a decision.
[17:26] ---
    I'm gonna make this cake
    the color of borscht!
[17:27] [SONG] ---
    Bursting into flames!
[17:29] [SONG] ---
    Gero gero!
[17:31] ---
    You wouldn't!
[17:32] ---
    I'd really rather you didn't
    make it borscht-flavored.
[17:35] [SONG] ---
    Commence attack!
[17:36] ---
    It's delicious, I say!
[17:38] ---
    Sorry!
[17:38] [SONG] ---
    Ding dong, what excitement!
[17:45] [SONG] ---
    It's a battlefield everywhere you go.
[17:45] ---
    Anything but borscht-flavored cake!
[17:51] ---
    Gero! Don't do this!
[17:53] [SONG] ---
    Ding dong, seething.
[17:53] ---
    You're turning the house into Swiss cheese!
[17:59] ---
    Kero...
[17:59] [SONG] ---
    Fight full of fighting spirit.
[18:01] ---
    Checkmate.
[18:07] [SONG] ---
    Turn on the Christmas lights!
[18:10] ---
    I have no desire to eat
    borscht-flavored cake, either!
[18:14] ---
    Doronuma-kun!
[18:15] ---
    What's wrong with borscht?!
[18:19] ---
    Dororo Ninja Art! Much Ado About Nothing!
[18:24] ---
    What's wrong with it?!
[18:29] ---
    While my back was turned,
[18:31] ---
    they were going to eat Christmas cake.
SIGN    Snap
[18:36] ---
    So mean...
[18:40] ---
    Kero...
[18:42] ---
    I...
[18:44] ---
    ...survived this fierce battle royal!
[18:47] ---
    Now all of...
[18:51] ---
    ...this land...
[18:53] ---
    ...is mine!
[18:59] ---
    It's not over yet!
[19:01] ---
    By hook or by crook, I'm taking that house!
[19:03] ---
    That's my line!
[19:06] ---
    Kero!
[19:07] ---
    I'm even taking the cream!
[19:12] ---
    Not gonna happen, sir!
[19:14] ---
    All of this land is mine!
[19:17] ---
    I'm telling you, borscht-flavored cake
    is good! Just try it once!
[19:21] ---
    I already refused!
[19:23] ---
    Just like Gundams are always white...
    Anyway, stop me!
[19:26] ---
    Dororo!
[19:27] ---
    Don't dodge!
[19:30] ---
    I cannot stay locked in the
    grip of trauma forever!
[19:34] ---
    I must take part here!
[19:36] ---
    J-Japanese sweets are best with tea!
[19:40] ---
    Everyone... is acting on their own.
[19:42] ---
    Egoism is the devil's workshop!
[19:44] ---
    Hey! It's Christmas!
[19:46] ---
    Father Lamond!
[19:48] ---
    I won't let you have the house!
[19:52] ---
    Scorpion!
[19:53] ---
    Borscht!
[19:54] ---
    Do not leave me out of the fun!
[20:05] ---
    We're back!
[20:07] ---
    Thanks for watching the house
    while we were out...
[20:11] ---
    What is this?
[20:12] ---
    What happened here, Mois-chan?
[20:14] ---
    Is this...
[20:16] ---
    Um... This is, uh...
[20:19] ---
    Time's up. The microid process
    will now be reversed.
[20:26] ---
    Sarge!
[20:27] ---
    Kero-chan!
[20:28] ---
    What were you frogs doing?
[20:32] ---
    We had a little spat over
    how to divvy up the cake.
[20:35] ---
    Cake?!
[20:36] ---
    Sheesh!
[20:38] ---
    You had better eat all of that!
    And then clean up!
[20:41] ---
    Mochicourse!
[20:42] ---
    I bought a cake too, since it was half-price,
[20:46] ---
    figuring we could all share it.
[20:49] ---
    Ah... the taste of my territory is exceptional.
[20:53] ---
    That's my territory!
[20:54] ---
    It doesn't get any better than this.
[20:56] ---
    Sweets really are grand!
[21:01] ---
    I don't know what happened, but it
    seems like you all had a good time.
[21:05] ---
    Hey, the house made of sweets that
    was on top of the cake you bought,
[21:09] ---
    it's okay if I have that, right?
[21:12] ---
    Gero! House, you say?
[21:17] ---
    Huh? What's wrong, everyone?
[21:20] ---
    Stop it, Sarge!
[21:23] ---
    Behave yourselves, frogs!
[21:25] ---
    Gero!
[21:28] ---
    Let's all enjoy eating
    Christmas cake together.
[21:32] ---
    Please buy Borscht flavor, too.
[21:36] [SONG] ---
    Okay, everyone, let's all laugh
    with wide open mouths!
[21:36] [SONG] ---
    "Saa minna, ookiku kuchi ake waraimashou"
[21:41] [SONG] ---
    Everyone gather together today,
    and in a big loud voice,
[21:41] [SONG] ---
    Kyou wa minna atsumatte ooki na koe de
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    Face the wide sky and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    oozora ni mukai a-ha-ha~
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Shiawase wa itsumo egao no moto ni
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Because happiness always gathers
    to where the smiles are.
[21:53] [SONG] ---
    atsumatte kuru kara
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Mezamashi yori mo ooki na
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Mom's voice rings out
    louder than my alarm.
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    mama no koe ga narihibiite'ru
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    It's the signal for the start of the game.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Shiai kaishi no aizu da
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Now! Jump out!
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Ima da! Tobidase!
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    I'll eat that tasty rice
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Oishii gohan wo tabeyou
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    In order to become much bigger.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Ippai ookiku naru tame
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Even if there's something
    I don't like with it,
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Moshi mo kirai na okazu ga atte mo
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    As long as I'm with everyone,
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    minna to issho nara~
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    I can eat it.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    tabereru sa
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    So everyone on Earth
    and everyone in the universe,
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    Dakara chikyuu no minna mo uchuu no minna mo
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Everyone be friendly and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    minna naka yoku a-ha-ha~
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ga warau to fushigi to boku mo
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Because when you laugh,
    strangely, so can I.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    waratte 'rareru kara
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Kick off against the ground,
    fly around the skies,
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Daichi wo kette Sora tobimawari
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Cross the oceans and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Umi o watatte a-ha-ha~
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    Even if something bad happens, if I smile,
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    Iya na koto atte mo egao ni nareba
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    I can forget it all.
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    subete wasureru sa
[23:07] ---
    Sergeant Keroro here!
SIGN    First Plan of the New Year Activated
SIGN    Space Traditional New Year's Food RX
[23:09] ---
    Thank you very much for your
    continued support this year.
[23:14] ---
    I hope next year is a good one for you.
[23:16] ---
    I intend to strive towards our invasion.
[23:18] ---
    That aside, when is the
    first work day after the holiday?
SIGN    It will work out.
[23:22] ---
    "Keroro: New Year's Shrine Visit
    Without Honor and Humanity, Sir!"
[23:26] ---
    "Keroro: Sechira Versus Zonira, Sir!"
[23:29] ---
    These two stories! How's that?
[23:31] ---
    Ge-Gero!