E219 - Musha Kero, Volume II: The Explosively Funny Sengoku Comedy Battle, Great Sir!

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[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Socks with holes in them,
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ana ga aita kutsushita o
[00:15] [SONG] ---
    It's a waste to throw them away.
[00:15] [SONG] ---
    sutetara mottainai n' desu
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Let's roll them up and play
    with them like a ball!
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Marumete booru de asobou yo
[00:21] [SONG] ---
    What a wonderful Saturday this is.
[00:21] [SONG] ---
    Nante suteki na doyoubi deshou
[00:27] [SONG] ---
    That's good to know, sir!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
    "Ii koto kiita de arimasu!"
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    I want to tell somebody!
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    "Dareka ni iitai desuu~"
[00:30] [SONG] ---
    Un, deux, tro-tro-tro, torowasabi.
[00:30] [SONG] ---
    An Du Torotorotoro Torowasabi
SIGN    Tsuuuuun
[00:33] [SONG] ---
    Un, deux, tro-tro-tro-tro, toromaguro.
[00:33] [SONG] ---
    An Du Torotorotorotoro Toromaguro
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The king has donkey's ears!
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Ou-sama no mimi wa roba no mimi
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Please give me 100 yen.
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Hyakuen kudasai
[00:42] [SONG] ---
    Anytime you want.
[00:42] [SONG] ---
    Itsu demo ii n' desu~
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    The tissues you blew your nose into,
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Hana o kanda chirigami o
SIGN    Strategy Meeting!!
    Operation Piping Hot Oden <- Big reactions!!
    Operation Omelet
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    It's a waste to throw them away.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    sutetara mottainai n' desu
SIGN    People should just go with the flow.
    It's not our fault!
    Actual crisis
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Stuff them in a pillow. It'll be all fluffy.
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Makura ni iretara fukka fuka
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    What a wonderful Saturday this is!
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    Nante suteki na doyoubi deshou
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Nice idea.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    "Ii koto kiita ze"
[01:08] [SONG] ---
    Frugality! That is a wise suggestion...
[01:08] [SONG] ---
    "Setsuyaku ka, sore wa meian de gozaru..."
SIGN    Andou
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Let's dance with Andou-san.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Andou-san to odorimasho
SIGN    I am Andou.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Let's sing while groping blindly in the dark.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Anchuu mosaku de utaimashou
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    The teacher also has donkey's ears.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Sensei no mimi mo roba no mimi
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Please give me 10 yen.
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Juuen kudasai
[01:22] [SONG] ---
    Love is okay, too.
[01:22] [SONG] ---
    Ai demo ii n' desu~
[01:26] [SONG] ---
    Natsumi!
[01:26] [SONG] ---
    "Natsumi~!"
[01:31] ---
    The year 1192 in the
    Sengoku Ran Star calendar.
[01:35] ---
    The Keroro Platoon flew toward that
    planet ruled by the seven Vipers:
SIGN    Ran (disorder)
[01:38] ---
    the Sengoku Ran Star.
[01:41] ---
    Their mission: recovery of the
    ancient legendary weapons.
[01:44] ---
    Musha Keroro met the boy known as Fuyukichi
    and obtained the first ancient weapon,
SIGN    Musha Viper Roku-no-jou
[01:49] ---
    and succeeded in defeating Viper
    Roku-no-jou parenthesis "sixth son."
[01:53] ---
    However, there were five ancient
    legendary weapons in total.
[01:56] ---
    Will Musha Keroro's party be able to
    defeat all of the seven Viper siblings,
[02:00] ---
    and recover the remaining
    four ancient weapons?
[02:05] ---
    This is the story of a top-secret mission given
    to the Keroro Platoon on the Sengoku Ran Star,
[02:08] ---
    given to Musha Keroro!
SIGN    Musha Kero
[02:20] ---
    Musha Kero, Volume II: The Explosively
    Funny Sengoku Comedy Battle, Great Sir!
SIGN    Volume II: The Explosively Funny Sengoku Comedy Battle, Great Sir
[02:32] ---
    Come on, Dororo, aren't we there yet?
[02:35] ---
    We will be in short order.
SIGN    Gather!! You Brave Ones With Comedic Souls!! Comedy Contest
[02:37] ---
    The first-place prize for the comedy contest
     to be held tomorrow on Okehazama Beach
[02:41] ---
    is the legendary ancient weapon that we seek.
[02:47] ---
    By the way, Keroro...
[02:48] ---
    ...what the heck is all this about?!
[02:51] ---
    What do you want from me?
     Hiring these things is expensive.
SIGN    Poooooohekoki
[03:02] ---
    N-N-No, it was not me!
[03:07] ---
    Too harsh!
[03:08] ---
    Ahh, I feel so much better!
[03:11] ---
    I'm going even yellower...
[03:14] ---
    I'm done. I'm dead...
[03:17] ---
    Gero. W-Wait...
[03:19] ---
    Wake up, sir.
[03:20] ---
    We have to get to the comedy contest
     at Okehazama Beach.
[03:24] ---
    You've got no need to worry, then.
SIGN     Shika Shika
    Thump Thump
    Tweet Tweet
[03:27] ---
    Just follow the sound of the band.
    That's where it's being held.
[03:30] ---
    Gero?
[03:31] ---
    You sure are a curious group.
[03:34] ---
    Why join that when...
    that pair is going to...
[03:38] ---
    Wh-What pair, sir?
SIGN    Slump
[03:40] ---
    Slump.
[03:42] ---
    Ah, he died.
[03:44] ---
    Something stinks.
[03:45] ---
    What, it's still hanging around?
[03:48] ---
    It seems like we'd better brace
    ourselves this time around.
[03:51] ---
    Th-There's nothing to worry about, sir!
[03:54] ---
    I was once on Space
    Explosively Funny On-Air Battle,
[03:57] ---
    and I got the full score of 556 Kerobattles!
    With me here, we can't lose, sir!
[04:04] ---
    Ooh, so this is Okehazama Beach, sir!
[04:07] ---
    There are more people here
    than I expected, sir!
[04:10] ---
    Most likely, they are here to obtain the
    first-prize treasure, the legendary red crystal.
SIGN    Comedy Contest
[04:15] ---
    They are probably treasure hunters who have
    assembled from all reaches of the universe.
[04:18] ---
    We can't let our guard down.
[04:22] ---
    What is this marvelous smell?!
[04:26] ---
    Ikayaki, please!
SIGN    Comiiiiiiiiing
[04:28] ---
    Coming!
[04:29] ---
    Why in blazes are we here?!
[04:31] ---
    Welcome!
[04:33] ---
    My ikayaki are covered in a secret tare sauce!
     They're the most delicious in the universe!
[04:37] ---
    O... O-moa-dono?!
[04:39] ---
    Are you an ikayaki seller now?
[04:41] ---
    Oh, old man and the rest,
     we meet again!
[04:44] ---
    Go on, have one of these ikayaki!
[04:46] ---
    This woman! Now she's trying to tempt
    Mr. Sergeant with a harmony of tare and smoke?!
[04:52] ---
    You shut up.
SIGN    Fragrance of the Grill Far-Infrared Ray The salty-sweetness of the tare Also known as teppou-yaki Fresh
[04:56] ---
    The salty-sweetness of the tare and the
    fragrance of the grill are so exquisite, and...
SIGN    Viva Ikayaki
[05:01] ---
    Then I, too, shall partake.
[05:03] ---
    Ah, then I'll have a shishkaboo.
[05:05] ---
    What did you say?
[05:06] ---
    Boo...
[05:07] ---
    Tch. We're not here to have fun.
[05:10] ---
    Th-That's...!
[05:12] ---
    Natsumi!
[05:14] ---
    Natsumi! Why are you here?!
[05:17] ---
    Huh? Natsumi?
SIGN    Natsumi
[05:19] ---
    My name is O-natsu...
SIGN    O-natsu
[05:20] ---
    O-natsu?!
[05:22] ---
    Sure am!
SIGN    Striiiiiike ♥
[05:25] ---
    Striiiiiiike! ...Great sir.
[05:30] ---
    A-Are you all right, mister red daruma?
[05:33] ---
    Ah, no, I'm fine.
[05:35] ---
    N-Never mind me. Are you
    participating in this comedy battle?
[05:39] ---
    Yes. Though I don't have
    much confidence in my comedy.
[05:43] ---
    Hm? Some circumstances?
[05:45] ---
    You can talk to me about it, if you'd like.
[05:50] ---
    The truth is, my grandpa is ill.
[05:54] ---
    But we don't have the money
    to buy medicine, you see.
[05:58] ---
    To cure his illness,
    I need to win the red crystal,
SIGN    Gather!! You Brave Ones With Comedic Souls!! Comedy Contest
[06:01] ---
    and exchange it for money.
[06:05] ---
    I'm sorry. It's a comedy contest,
    and I'm telling this gloomy story.
[06:10] ---
    Are you going to try your hand,
    mister red daruma?
[06:12] ---
    No, I...
[06:14] ---
    Hey, Giro-san! Already in line?
[06:17] ---
    You're raring to go, aren'tcha?!
[06:19] ---
    Nyo! Squid curry!
SIGN    Swimsuit Comedy Battle Site
[06:21] ---
    No... I'm not particularly in line...
[06:22] ---
    Play along, play along, Giroro.
[06:25] ---
    Gero? Lady Natsumi?
[06:26] ---
    Why are you here?
[06:28] ---
    My name is O-natsu!
SIGN    RAGE Smile
[06:30] ---
    Come to think of it...
[06:32] ---
    ...I do not sense the same
    gang-leader aura from O-natsu-dono!
[06:35] ---
    Bye, then, mister red daruma!
    Let's both of us do our best!
[06:39] ---
    R-Right...
SIGN    Swimsuit Comedy Battle Site
SIGN    Whaaaaaatttt?!
[06:41] ---
    Whaaaaaatttt?!
SIGN    Entry Reception
[06:43] ---
    Musha Viper-sama!
[06:45] ---
    If it's the treasure you want,
    there's no need to resort to such measures!
[06:48] ---
    We'll gladly give you the prize
    or anything else you ask for!
[06:54] ---
    I don't need no red crystal!
[06:56] ---
    Exactly that!
SIGN    Musha Viper Saburo
    (third son)
[06:59] ---
    Musha Viper Saburo parenthesis "third son,"
SIGN    Musha Viper Shirou
    (fourth son)
[07:01] ---
    and Shirou parenthesis "fourth son."
[07:03] ---
    They are two of the seven Viper siblings
    who control this area, great sir.
SIGN    Victory
[07:09] ---
    With this swimsuit comedy battle,
[07:11] ---
    we'll catch the eyes of the Producerion, and
    make our debut in the world of space comedy!
SIGN    Debut in the World of Space Manzai Musha Viper Shirou Saburo
SIGN    
[07:16] ---
    Our goal: the whole universe!
SIGN    The Whole Universe
SIGN    Laugh
[07:19] ---
    Yes, "universe." Get a pot, chop up carrots,
    potatoes, onions, leave them to simmer...
[07:24] ---
    Those are stew ingredients
     you immerse, dope!
SIGN    Stew
SIGN    Silence
[07:31] ---
    Even the Musha Vipers
    have decided to enter.
[07:34] ---
    Squid curry!
[07:36] ---
    Alpaca gerobarf.
[07:39] ---
    What are you going to do, Mr. Sergeant?
[07:42] ---
    If the Musha Vipers find out
    that we are Keronians,
[07:46] ---
    we will have bigger problems
     than the contest.
[07:49] ---
    No worries!
[07:50] ---
    We will be masked comedy masters!
[07:54] ---
    And here's yours, Tamama.
[07:56] ---
    Ah...
[07:57] ---
    And? What about the all-important material?
[08:00] ---
    You may leave the material to me!
[08:03] ---
    On my name as a postcard artiste,
SIGN    Graduate from
    being a poor writer!!
[08:05] ---
    I will think of material so amusing,
    it will cause your sides to ache!
[08:12] ---
    As usual, he is...
[08:14] ---
    ...very lively!
[08:15] ---
    His shadow refuses to fade,
    even at night!
SIGN    Pitch black
[08:19] ---
    Huh? Where's that super-perv Red?
[08:21] ---
    He said he was going on a little aventure.
[08:25] ---
    I was planning to head on back when
    the night winds started blowing, but...
[08:29] ---
    Oh, Grandpa, those look like some mighty tasty
    space okonomiyaki. How much are they?
[08:33] ---
    That'd be 16 space mon!
[08:36] ---
    Oh, dear! I only have small change!
    Grandpa, could ya count it out for me?
[08:40] ---
    Huh? You want me to do it?
[08:41] ---
    A classic space skit,
[08:43] ---
    "Time Space Okonomiyaki FX."
[08:45] ---
    I believe Pekopon had a similar comedy skit.
SIGN    Comedy Skit Explained Simply
SIGN    1
SIGN    2
[08:49] ---
    The classic skit, "Time Noodles."
SIGN    3
SIGN    4
[08:51] ---
    In the middle of counting out money,
     she asks what time it is,
SIGN    What time is it?
SIGN    2
[08:54] ---
    and thus cheats the bill, great sir.
SIGN    3
SIGN    Sucker
SIGN    4
SIGN    5
[08:57] ---
    One, two, three!
[08:59] ---
    What time is it?
[09:00] ---
    Ah, it's two.
[09:02] ---
    Three, four...
[09:06] ---
    I'll never win the competition
    with an act like this...
[09:10] ---
    Whatever can I do?
[09:13] ---
    Oh, no!
[09:13] ---
    Who's there?
[09:14] ---
    Ahh, no, I just—
[09:17] ---
    Oh, it's just you! The mister
    red daruma I met earlier!
[09:20] ---
    I didn't come to steal
    your material or anything.
[09:23] ---
    It's okay.
[09:24] ---
    My material isn't worth stealing, anyway.
[09:28] ---
    Earlier I was acting all cool, saying,
    "Let's both of us do our best,"
[09:32] ---
    but in the end, I'm just
    not cut out for comedy.
[09:35] ---
    Th-That's not true!
[09:37] ---
    What's important in comedy isn't
    the material, it's the timing!
[09:40] ---
    The same joke can be funny or boring
    just depending on the comedic timing!
[09:45] ---
    Wow... mister red daruma, you sure
    do know a lot about comedy!
[09:48] ---
    W-Well, I guess.
[09:50] ---
    It is all second-hand information
    from Sergeant Keroro, great sir.
[09:54] ---
    Not the material but the timing...
[09:56] ---
    We can train for a while, if you'd like?
[09:59] ---
    Wh-What do you say?
[10:02] ---
    Really?!
[10:03] ---
    Th-Thank you very much!
[10:07] ---
    I'll work through whatever
    training you give me!
[10:11] ---
    My instruction is somewhat strict, you know.
[10:16] ---
    Yes! There, you say "I am Cucuruz Doan"
    and bow your head!
[10:19] ---
    I... I am Cucuruz Doan!
[10:22] ---
    No! Your timing is wrong!
[10:24] ---
    One more time!
[10:25] ---
    Y-Yes!
[10:26] ---
    I am Cucuruz Doan!
[10:27] ---
    Once more!
[10:28] ---
    I am Cucuruz Doan!
[10:31] ---
    Listen up. The stage is
    the same as the battlefield.
[10:34] ---
    Right!
[10:36] ---
    Though you stand there vastly outnumbered,
    you must win their laughs with tenacity!
[10:40] ---
    Got it?
[10:41] ---
    Yes!
[10:42] ---
    I understand, mister red daruma!
SIGN    Fast Approach
[10:47] ---
    Th-Th-Th-This isn't Natsumi, it's O-natsu!
[10:50] ---
    Natsumi is a stronger woman than this!
[10:52] ---
    But O-natsu, too, is... no!
    O-natsu is not Natsumi!
[10:56] ---
    She just looks like her.
[10:58] ---
    But so much like her...
[11:00] ---
    But it is Natsumi that I want,
    and absolutely not O-natsu...
[11:04] ---
    But Natsumi is grararharrrrrgh!
[11:06] ---
    Th-The training ends here!
[11:10] ---
    Next we'll get to jokes!
[11:16] ---
    Do you have some
    really great jokes or something?
[11:19] ---
    Darn it... I mentioned jokes, but the
    only ones I know all came from Keroro.
[11:24] ---
    We might use duplicate material
     during the contest.
[11:26] ---
    I... I know!
SIGN    Today's Lesson "Short Tales of the Battlefield"
[11:27] ---
    I'll use the material my superior
    told us back during training!
SIGN    Outpost, Infantry, Flask, Operation, Detachment, On Target, Victory, Battle, Longline, Emergency Rations, Trap, Fieldwork
[11:31] ---
    His tales of the battlefield
    really were funny!
[11:34] ---
    I'm laughing even remembering it.
[11:36] ---
    What is it?
[11:38] ---
    N-Nothing.
[11:41] ---
    Okay, let me tell you these little tales
    of the battlefield I've been saving up.
[11:44] ---
    Yes!
SIGN    Joke Pad
[11:48] ---
    Meanwhile, Chief Dororo...
[11:51] ---
    This is Sengoku Ran Star.
[11:54] ---
    Thus, the appropriate plan of attack
    is to use Sengoku-era material.
[11:56] ---
    Okehazama... Sekigahara...
[11:58] ---
    Shourui-awaremi-no-rei.
[12:00] ---
    No, that is not Sengoku,
    but the Edo period...
[12:03] ---
    Chief Dororo is thinking hard of
    Sengoku stories to tell.
[12:07] ---
    Will they be able to come up with good
    joke material before tomorrow's contest?
[12:11] ---
    The night wears on
    on Sengoku Ran Star... great sir.
SIGN    Swimsuit Comedy Battle Site
[12:20] ---
    This is the day of the
    swimsuit comedy battle, great sir.
SIGN    First Prize Legendary Red Crystal!!
[12:24] ---
    So!
[12:26] ---
    Today being the "swimsuit comedy battle,"
[12:29] ---
    you all have the duty of wearing
    these provided swimsuits!
[12:33] ---
    Why am I the only one who got a girl's one?!
[12:36] ---
    Well, it's a comedy battle...
[12:38] ---
    O-Oh, no!
[12:41] ---
    Please! I'm too poor to afford a swimsuit!
[12:46] ---
    No, no, no.
[12:47] ---
    It's a swimsuit comedy battle.
    You can't enter without a swimsuit!
[12:52] ---
    Move it, move it!
[12:57] ---
    What'll I do?
[12:59] ---
    O-natsu...
[13:06] ---
    It can't be helped.
[13:09] ---
    I could use these in place of a swimsuit.
[13:11] ---
    You look down.
[13:12] ---
    M-Mister red daruma!
[13:14] ---
    How is your confidence holding up?
    Do you see yourself winning?
[13:18] ---
    Winning? Oh, no...
[13:20] ---
    But I want to do the very best I can.
[13:24] ---
    I want to make the most of
    the training you gave me.
[13:28] ---
    And yet...
[13:29] ---
    Use this.
[13:32] ---
    This swimsuit was provided for me
    by my incompetent leader.
[13:35] ---
    Unfortunately, it is a woman's.
[13:36] ---
    But...
[13:38] ---
    Then... mister red daruma, what will you...
[13:41] ---
    I'll be fine. I'll enter in this fundoshi.
[13:46] ---
    Thank you so m—
[13:47] ---
    In exchange,
[13:48] ---
    I will show no mercy on the stage.
[13:52] ---
    M-Mister red daruma!
SIGN    Swimsuit Comedy Battle Site
[13:59] ---
    However.
[14:00] ---
    Fundoshis are no good! They're not swimsuits!
[14:04] ---
    Ronin Giroro is
     immediately disqualified, great sir.
SIGN    Disqualified
[14:09] ---
    What are you doing, you dope?!
[14:12] ---
    It was a triple act! How do you expect us
    to do it without you, sir?!
[14:15] ---
    S-Sorry.
[14:17] ---
    Leave it to me!
[14:19] ---
    I'll bare my soul on stage!
SIGN    Crushed
[14:22] ---
    Crushed...
SIGN    Entry Number 1 Space Uiro Uri
[14:25] ---
    And so, the curtain is finally raised on
    the swimsuit comedy battle, great sir.
[14:30] ---
    So here's another stupid joke
    for you. (Dummies!)
[14:33] ---
    There was a certain couple
    who had a child born to them,
SIGN    First Prize Legendary Red Crystal!!
SIGN    Mayor Assistant Producian Judges' Seats
[14:36] ---
    and they went to a monk, wanting to discuss
    what name they should give him. (Numbnuts!)
[14:40] ---
    And he said that they should
    call him "Je t'aime."
[14:42] ---
    In a place called France on Pekopon,
     it means "I love you."
[14:45] ---
    Classic space comedy skits, is it, sir?
[14:47] ---
    Well, if this is all they have,
    our victory is certain, sir.
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    Je t'aime je t'aime gokou
    no s'il vous plaît!
SIGN    Dwah ha ha
[14:54] ---
    
[14:56] ---
    Th-They like it?
SIGN    Entry Number 5 A Short Tale of the Battlefield
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    Next is entry number 5, O-natsu-san.
[15:04] ---
    A short tale of the battlefield.
[15:06] ---
    O-natsu...
[15:16] ---
    Uhh, so, here's another stupid...
SIGN    Staaaaaaare...
[15:18] ---
    ...tale of the... battle... battlefie...
[15:23] ---
    What's wrong, O-natsu?! Go for it!
[15:25] ---
    Have confidence and hit 'em with it head-on!
[15:31] ---
    Guerillas show up regularly in this zone!
[15:34] ---
    Ready the traps!
[15:36] ---
    Yessir! Then pick a card, any card!
[15:40] ---
    You idiot! Those are... trumps!
[15:43] ---
    Yesss! She nailed it!
[15:45] ---
    That joke is unbeatable!
SIGN    Silence
[15:49] ---
    Silennnnce...
[15:51] ---
    They aren't laughing?
[15:53] ---
    Why?! Why don't they find it funny?!
SIGN    Entry Number 6 Comedy Trio
[15:56] ---
    Next is number 6. The Harmageddon Trio.
[15:59] ---
    Their act will be a comedy trio.
[16:01] ---
    Aozora Pyonkichi!
[16:03] ---
    Unabara O-moa!
[16:05] ---
    Fnnnuuu! Cucuruz Doan here.
[16:11] ---
    Never mind that!
[16:13] ---
    I've just come back from Iscandar in Canada!
[16:16] ---
    Canada's not the end of the universe!
    It just feels that way!
[16:20] ---
    Gero?
[16:23] ---
    W-We're totally bombing.
[16:25] ---
    C-Cold gags...
[16:28] ---
    What the heck...
[16:29] ---
    ...is that ridiculous act?
[16:31] ---
    Commander-dono! My humblest
    apologies for being so late!
[16:33] ---
    Ninja Doronuma-kun!
[16:35] ---
    I was up all night thinking up this
    absolutely hilarious Sengoku story!
[16:39] ---
    Accept it!
[16:43] ---
    Gero...
[16:44] ---
    Y-You're...
[16:45] ---
    ...the Keronian who defeated our brothers!
[16:48] ---
    You have some chutzpah to perform
    such a boring comedy act in front of us!
[16:53] ---
    That is...
SIGN    Chutzpah
[16:55] ---
    ...sutra, not chutzpah!
SIGN    Sutra
[16:57] ---
    Doctor coming through!
SIGN    Swimsuit Comedy Battle Site
[17:01] ---
    Die!
[17:02] ---
    Keronians!
[17:03] ---
    Gerohcrap.
SIGN    Swimsuit Comedy Battle Site
[17:07] ---
    Gero!
[17:10] ---
    Are you all right?
[17:11] ---
    Thank you, mister red daruma!
[17:13] ---
    You don't need to thank me.
    Hurry up and run!
[17:15] ---
    R-Right!
[17:16] ---
    Tamama Impact!
[17:18] ---
    Hen'i Battou! Dororo Giri!
[17:22] ---
    You cheeky brat!
[17:28] ---
    If I sell this for money,
    my grandpa's illness will be...
[17:34] ---
    Five more shots, huh?
[17:35] ---
    And you think you can beat me with those?!
[17:38] ---
    Take this!
[17:40] ---
    Dodge! That's one!
SIGN    1 Beam Shot Fired
[17:42] ---
    Hup! Two!
SIGN    2 Beam Shots Fired
[17:46] ---
    Come on, what's wrong?
[17:47] ---
    One, two, three...
[17:50] ---
    What time is it?
[17:51] ---
    Ah, it's two.
[17:53] ---
    That's it!
[17:55] ---
    Come on, come on! It's do or die time now!
[17:57] ---
    Musha Viper Shirou! What time is it?
SIGN    3 Beam Shots Fired
[18:02] ---
    Huh?
SIGN    Four o'clock
[18:02] ---
    Four o'clock! And so...
[18:04] ---
    That's FOUR!
SIGN    3 Beam Shots Fired
SIGN    4 Beam Shots Fired
[18:06] ---
    That's five! You're finished!
[18:11] ---
    You fell right for it.
[18:13] ---
    This... makes five!
[18:18] ---
    Brother! Do your best as a solo aaaaact!
[18:24] ---
    Yes!
[18:26] ---
    Why, you...
[18:27] ---
    How dare you do that to my little brother?!
[18:30] ---
    Gero!
[18:31] ---
    Keroro! Use the green crystal!
[18:33] ---
    Summon the legendary sword!
[18:36] ---
    O-Oh, yes!
[18:38] ---
    Come forth! Sword, my legendary weapon!
[18:39] ---
    Tettereeen!
SIGN    No Reaction...
[18:42] ---
    Eh?
[18:43] ---
    What the heck is "tettereeen"?!
[18:45] ---
    Huh. Even Sengoku spins around.
[18:47] ---
    Keroro!
[18:48] ---
    You're next!
[18:51] ---
    Mister red daruma!
[18:54] ---
    Wh-What is this light?
[18:59] ---
    Th-This is...
[19:00] ---
    Wow!
[19:02] ---
    Oh, my!
[19:02] ---
    The ancient legendary weapon...
[19:05] ---
    Mister red daruma, use this!
[19:11] ---
    You think you're so cool?
[19:17] ---
    This is... The End.
[19:34] ---
    Next time we meet... I'll crack you up!
[19:38] ---
    But I don't wanna do it anymore
    without my brother!
[19:42] ---
    Looks like that's the end of that, sir!
[19:53] ---
    This makes the second ancient weapon.
[19:58] ---
    Are you sure this is okay?
[20:00] ---
    Yes! That yellowed doctor over there
[20:03] ---
    prescribed some medicine for my grandpa.
[20:07] ---
    My money troubles will be over, too!
[20:10] ---
    See, the Producian
    who was watching the acts
SIGN    Mayor Assistant Producian Judges' Seats
[20:13] ---
    asked me if I wanted to become an idol!
[20:17] ---
    A-An idol?!
[20:19] ---
    Yes! An idol who can sing,
    dance, and tell jokes!
[20:23] ---
    He said the way my joke
    flopped was hilarious.
[20:25] ---
    The pervy daruma is delighted.
[20:28] ---
    This is all down to the terrible battlefield
    joke you taught me, mister red daruma!
[20:33] ---
    Thank you!
[20:36] ---
    Sure.
[20:41] ---
    Well, at the end of the day,
[20:43] ---
    we got our hands on the second crystal.
[20:46] ---
    Let's keep on picking 'em up
    and get the full set, sir!
[20:49] ---
    But we still do not have any leads
    as to the whereabouts of th—
[20:53] ---
    My honorable leader!
[20:54] ---
    It is the counter again!
SIGN    Two
[21:00] ---
    Let's see here...
[21:02] ---
    The third one, the black orb,
    is hidden in the Peach Castle.
[21:06] ---
    Apparently.
[21:07] ---
    P-Peach Castle?
[21:10] ---
    Ohh... Heavens above, heavens above...
[21:17] ---
    Do I absolutely have to wed
    Musha Viper Daimyou-han?
[21:25] ---
    Ohhhhh, your highness!
[21:28] ---
    Who is this girl?
[21:29] ---
    Next time: look forward to the tumultuous
    Volume III of Musha Kero, great sir!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    With your small body, you cheer me up.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Sono chiisa na karada de
    kimi wa boku o hagemasu
[21:49] [SONG] ---
    You see, you see, you see...
[21:49] [SONG] ---
    Hora hora hora
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    With your large eyes, you smile at me.
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Sono ooki na hitomi de
    kimi ga boku ni warau yo
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    You see, you see, you see...
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    Hora hora hora
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    If you lose your way in the darkness,
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Moshi mo kurayami no naka
    kimi ga michi ni mayottara
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    I'll gather light to all
    the gaps in the clouds,
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    boku wa sora no sukima
     ni hikari wo atsumete
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    And come to catch you.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    kimi wo tsukamae ni yuku yo
[22:31] [SONG] ---
    Wait there for me.
[22:31] [SONG] ---
    Matte ite
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    I trust you. I trust you.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    Shinjite'ru yo shinjite'ru yo
[22:37] [SONG] ---
    It's our passphrase.
[22:37] [SONG] ---
    Bokura no aikotoba
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    It'll never wilt. It'll never wilt.
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Kesshite karenai Kesshite karenai
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    The flower blooming in my heart
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Kokoro ni saku hana wa
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    Is your smile.
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    kimi no egao da yo
SIGN    Eco
[23:07] ---
    It's Sergeant Keroro, sir!
SIGN    Pekopon <- Heat <- (Sun)
[23:09] ---
    You don't hear about them
    much recently, but... those chytrids!
[23:12] ---
    They must be secretly spreading, sir!
SIGN    Festival
SIGN    Electric Power
[23:14] ---
    If all the frogs on this planet get infected,
[23:16] ---
    we Keronians might be next!
SIGN    Biogasoline
[23:19] ---
    Never mind that!
    Recommended by Space MEXT!
SIGN    Heat Island Greenhouse Gas Environmental Hormones Eco Bio Desertization Deforestation Global Warming Self-Sufficiency Cow Farts Nuclear Power
[23:23] ---
    "Keroro: What's Global Warming, Sir?"
SIGN    Eco
[23:26] ---
    "Sababa: Demon Lord of the Desert, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
    These two episodes. How's that?
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!