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E1 - I Am Sergeant Keroro! Sergeant Keroro Rising

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SIGN    2004 A.D.
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    2004 A.D.
[00:06] ---
    The Planet Earth is suddenly
    attacked by a mysterious alien force.
[00:14] ---
    Swarms of UFOs darken the skies.
[00:19] ---
    The invaders are cold and ruthless,
    unmatched in cruelty.
[00:22] ---
    People try desperately to escape.
[00:27] ---
    The difference in technological
     power is overwhelming.
[00:30] ---
    Police and self-defense forces
     are helpless and are routed instantly.
[00:33] ---
    And...
[00:35] ---
    New rulers will reign over Earth...
[00:39] ---
    Or so they were supposed to.
[00:42] ---
    Were supposed to! Were supposed to!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[01:06] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[01:06] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[01:26] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[01:26] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[01:33] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[01:33] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[01:34] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[01:34] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[01:40] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[01:40] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[01:41] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[01:41] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[01:46] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[01:46] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:50] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:50] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:56] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:56] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:59] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:59] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[02:03] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[02:03] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[02:06] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[02:06] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[02:10] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[02:10] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[02:17] ---
    Gero gero gero gero!
[02:20] ---
    Foolish Pekoponians!
[02:22] ---
    Now I shall show you my power!
[02:26] ---
    I am the one they fear throughout space...
[02:36] ---
    Sergeant Keroro, sir!
[02:41] ---
    I Am Sergeant Keroro, Sir!
[02:47] ---
    The ultimate weapon in Pekopon!
[02:49] ---
    A low-energy,
     eco-safe vacuum cleaner.
[02:51] ---
    With my trusty Sucker in hand, there is
    nothing in this universe that I can't handle!
SIGN    Trash
SIGN    Trash
SIGN    The Strongest Cleaning Frog in the Universe
[02:57] ---
    The Legend of the Strongest
    Cleaning Frog in the Universe!
SIGN    THE LEGEND
[03:09] ---
    Oh, Lady Natsumi! Welcome home.
[03:11] ---
    The switch! Turn off the switch!
[03:13] ---
    Huh? The switch? But...
[03:16] ---
    Hurry it up, you stupid frog!
[03:18] ---
    Wha?! How can you call me
     a "stupid frog"?!
[03:21] ---
    Forget it! I'll turn off the switch!
SIGN    The switch...
SIGN    ...is here!!
[03:24] ---
    Darn it!
[03:25] ---
    I'm not done cleaning yet!
[03:28] ---
    Geroro!
[03:29] ---
    I never imagined that Sucker
    would have such fighting power!
[03:37] ---
    Oh no! The Sergeant's in danger!
[03:40] ---
    Let me explain.
[03:41] ---
    This is Hinata Fuyuki.
[03:42] ---
    He intends to use the teleportation
     function of the Kero Ball,
[03:44] ---
    I'm home!
[03:45] ---
    which was entrusted to him by
    Sergeant Keroro, in order to save him!
[03:47] ---
    Got it!
[03:48] ---
    Teleportation!
SIGN    Sorry...
SIGN    Finished
[03:59] ---
    Finished.
[04:00] ---
    Sorry, I did it wrong again.
[04:02] ---
    This one's teleportation,
    and this one's the electric shock, and...
SIGN     Finished
[04:06] ---
    no, that's wrong.
[04:08] ---
    Aw, gee...
[04:09] ---
    Master Fuyuki, please be careful.
[04:13] ---
    That Kero Ball is capable of
    blowing up all of Pekopon.
[04:19] ---
    Oh...
[04:20] ---
    Now that you understand,
     give it back to me.
[04:24] ---
    I can't allow you to keep
    something so dangerous!
[04:28] ---
    We'll continue to hang on to it.
[04:30] ---
    Changing the subject, you haven't
    finished cleaning the bathroom yet!
[04:34] ---
    Slacking off will mean no dinner.
[04:36] ---
    Gero!
[04:37] ---
    What's for dinner?
[04:40] ---
    Beef stew.
[04:41] ---
    Yes! Your beef stew is the best!
[04:45] ---
    I will make that bathroom
    sparkle, sir!
[05:00] ---
    I wonder how Kero-chan is doing?
[05:02] ---
    I'm home!
[05:04] ---
    Hi, Mom! I thought you
     were staying over?
[05:07] ---
    Mr. Yoshizaki completed his
    manuscript early. Where's Kero-chan?
[05:11] ---
    Cleaning the bathroom.
[05:12] ---
    Oh, beef stew!
[05:15] ---
    The meat was on sale.
[05:18] ---
    Natsumi, I really appreciate you!
[05:20] ---
    O-Oh, Mom!
SIGN    What?
[05:21] ---
    What? M-My own room?! Really?
SIGN    Profoundly Touched
[05:26] ---
    No way! No way! I'm totally opposed to it!
SIGN    Totally Opposed!
[05:28] ---
    Come on, we're family. It's only natural.
[05:31] ---
    Family? Excuse me,
    but he's technically an invader.
[05:35] ---
    Besides, we have a spare room.
[05:38] ---
    We had a spare room?
[05:40] ---
    My very own private room!
SIGN    Private
[05:43] ---
    A private room! A symbol of military status!
[05:46] ---
    A private room! It will
    triple my capabilities!
[05:50] ---
    It will be my base to gather data
    and serve as a foothold for the invasion!
SIGN    Data
SIGN    Invasion
[05:55] ---
    Yes, a frontline base!
SIGN    A Frontline Base
[05:58] ---
    Lady Natsumi, when my room is finished,
[06:02] ---
    I will send you a special invitation...
[06:06] ---
    ...to bring my meals.
[06:08] ---
    I can't fight Mom's decision.
[06:11] ---
    But if you bring in anything
     weird, I'll let you have it.
[06:14] ---
    What? Jealous?
[06:21] ---
    Over this way.
[06:22] ---
    It's not like I was keeping it secret.
[06:25] ---
    See? It's right here.
[06:26] ---
    A room... in here?
[06:28] ---
    I wasn't hiding it.
[06:30] ---
    This is obviously a secret room.
[06:33] ---
    I can't hold down my excitement!
[06:37] ---
    Keroro!
[06:38] ---
    It is a wonderful room, sir!
[06:40] ---
    Isn't it? You can renovate it
    however you like.
[06:43] ---
    As wet and mushy as you want!
[06:45] ---
    One rarely gets to see
    an alien's private room!
[06:50] ---
    Please show us your daily lifestyle
    with all its little secrets.
[06:54] ---
    So that's her purpose?
[06:57] ---
    Their mother, Hinata Aki,
    is an editor of children's manga.
[06:59] ---
    Her curiosity about an alien's lifestyle can
    be attributed to her line of work... I think.
[07:06] ---
    What do I think of the humidity,
    you ask?
[07:10] ---
    It makes my skin so smooth!
SIGN    Damp Damp
[07:12] ---
    But I sense a weird aura.
[07:15] ---
    It's just your imagination.
SIGN    Ugh!
[07:18] ---
    Suddenly my shoulders feel so heavy...
[07:21] ---
    What is this? Why?
[07:23] ---
    Okay, this is Kero-chan's room.
    Let's leave him.
[07:25] ---
    Yeah.
[07:28] ---
    Master Fuyuki!
[07:29] ---
    What is it?
[07:30] ---
    I would like to borrow the Kero Ball.
[07:33] ---
    Huh?
[07:34] ---
    My personal things are stored in it.
[07:38] ---
    All right, but don't tell Sis.
[07:42] ---
    And don't misuse it.
[07:43] ---
    I am grateful to you.
[07:46] ---
    Gero gero gero gero!
[07:48] ---
    Such an unexpected yield!
[07:51] ---
    The enemy has unwittingly
    given me a strategic base,
[07:54] ---
    and meekly handed over
     the Kero Ball!
[07:56] ---
    Foolish Pekoponians!
    As long as I have this...
[08:01] ---
    No, I must not misuse this!
    I promised Master Fuyuki!
[08:08] ---
    Gero?
[08:15] ---
    Long ago...
[08:16] ---
    ...this property had a cell
    which held criminals.
[08:21] ---
    And a young girl who was innocent
    was imprisoned in there.
[08:25] ---
    As the story goes, the girl's
    angry spirit still lives downstairs.
[08:30] ---
    But don't worry.
[08:32] ---
    Of course, we're worried!
[08:33] ---
    Well, without a catch like that,
[08:35] ---
    there's no way we could've
     bought a house in the heart of the city.
[08:38] ---
    And besides, Earthly grudges
    and curses don't affect aliens.
[08:43] ---
    Why, that room's probably nice
    and wet and mushy around now.
[08:48] ---
    Maybe that weird aura I sensed earlier...
SIGN    Apprehension
[08:52] ---
    ...is from an angry spirit?
[08:53] ---
    Sergeant!
[08:55] ---
    Hey, what's going on?
[08:57] ---
    That room is dangerous!
[09:01] ---
    It's dangerous! Come on out,
    Sarge! Hey! Sarge!
[09:06] ---
    No good. It won't open!
[09:08] ---
    I wonder if he's locked in.
[09:09] ---
    Let's pull all together!
[09:11] ---
    Right!
[09:12] ---
    Ready, set...
[09:25] ---
    Oh, everyone... what brings you here?
[09:31] ---
    L-Look at this room!
[09:33] ---
    It's amazing!
[09:35] ---
    It's not wet and mushy.
[09:38] ---
    How did you get all these things?
SIGN    Disappointed...
[09:40] ---
    Oh, it's easy to build
     with the Kero Ball, sir!
[09:43] ---
    Kero Ball?!
[09:44] ---
    Gero!
[09:45] ---
    I'll return it right away.
[09:47] ---
    Fuyuki!
[09:49] ---
    It's okay, isn't it?
[09:50] ---
    He didn't do anything bad with it.
[09:50] ---
    Rub, rub, rub.
SIGN    Seethe Seethe
[09:53] ---
    How come your room is nicer than mine?!
[09:56] ---
    Oh, this kind of room is
    the norm on Planet Keron.
[09:59] ---
    What's the matter, Lady Na-tsu-mi?
SIGN    Seethe Seethe
[10:05] ---
    I am not jealous.
[10:08] ---
    Actually, Natsumi is very jealous.
[10:11] ---
    Don't tell them that!
SIGN    Happy Life
[10:13] ---
    For a city dweller to live in comfort,
    the Internet and e-mail are a must!
[10:20] ---
    And for listening to CDs,
     not just a Walkman.
[10:23] ---
    Ideally, a CD-DVD recorder-player.
[10:25] ---
    The songs must be by that rapper,
     DANCE☆MAN!
SIGN    Creepy Life
[10:29] ---
    It sure is nice. It sure is nice.
SIGN    Creepy
[10:34] ---
    Hey, what's wrong?
[10:37] ---
    As long as you're here, stay awhile!
[10:42] ---
    First an alien, now a ghost.
[10:44] ---
    Awesome!
SIGN    Viva! Occult!
[10:48] ---
    This is an average day in the Hinata family.
[10:51] ---
    The first encounter between
    Sergeant Keroro and the Hinata family
[10:53] ---
    occurred several weeks earlier.
[10:55] ---
    Details follow in the second part.
    Don't touch that channel!
[11:08] ---
    Keroro Rising, Sir!
[11:14] ---
    It was several weeks ago.
SIGN    Several Weeks Ago
[11:17] ---
    The Planet Earth was suddenly
    attacked by a mysterious alien force.
[11:22] ---
    Swarms of UFOs darkened the skies.
[11:25] ---
    The invaders were cold and ruthless,
     unmatched in cruelty.
[11:28] ---
    People tried desperately to escape.
[11:29] ---
    The difference in technological
    power was overwhelming.
[11:30] ---
    The police and self-defense forces
    were helpless and were routed instantly...
[11:38] ---
    Sis!
[11:40] ---
    Never mind me, Fuyuki. Get away!
[11:43] ---
    I can't...
[11:47] ---
    N-No!
[11:50] ---
    Die! Sir!
[11:54] ---
    Sis!
[11:59] ---
    No! Natsumi has dissolved!
[12:01] ---
    She's like the Lugo men or BOA Juice...
[12:07] ---
    Sis! You were just...
[12:09] ---
    Quit having such silly dreams,
     and wake up!
[12:12] ---
    Huh? Dreams?
[12:14] ---
    Sis! The Earth is being targeted by aliens!
[12:18] ---
    My dreams may be messages
    being sent by the aliens!
[12:22] ---
    We can't ignore them! That's why...
[12:24] ---
    Five more minutes...
[12:26] ---
    Wha!
SIGN    This sleepyhead...
[12:28] ---
    I guess I have no choice
    but use my last resort.
[12:31] ---
    Oh no!
[12:33] ---
    There's an alien over there!
[12:35] ---
    Really?! Where? Where?
    Where?! Where? Where? Where?
[12:38] ---
    Just kidding.
[12:40] ---
    Now hurry and get ready.
    Breakfast is ready.
[13:11] ---
    This isn't real, is it?
[13:16] ---
    H-How...
[13:19] ---
    How did you find out?
[13:24] ---
    I-It can talk!
[13:26] ---
    I have no choice...
[13:29] ---
    Watch out, Sis!
[13:30] ---
    Gero!
SIGN    Alien, captured
[13:34] ---
    Alien, captured.
[13:36] ---
    What is this thing?
[13:37] ---
    A space alien!
[13:39] ---
    But it spoke Japanese.
    Hey, are you really an alien?
[13:43] ---
    Gulp! How ridiculous!
[13:46] ---
    I'm just a slightly overdeveloped,
    impish frog, sir!
[13:51] ---
    Invade Pekopon?
    It never crossed my mind!
[13:55] ---
    I think it really is a space alien.
[13:57] ---
    Let's leave him like that
    until we return from school.
[14:01] ---
    O-Okay.
[14:03] ---
    By the way, what time is it?
[14:04] ---
    What?
[14:05] ---
    We're not...
SIGN    Late
[14:06] ---
    Late.
[14:08] ---
    Oh no!
[14:08] ---
    Wait, Sis!
[14:10] ---
    I can't!
[14:10] ---
    C'mon!
[14:12] ---
    'Bye!
[14:14] ---
    Gero gero gero gero gero!
[14:16] ---
    You underestimate me.
[14:27] ---
    Gero...
[14:30] ---
    Foolish Pekoponians!
[14:38] ---
    Darn those Pekoponians!
    Giving me so much trouble!
[14:43] ---
    I will make you pay, sir!
[14:55] ---
    I wonder if this is a
    secret space invader weapon?
[15:01] ---
    W-What?!
[15:07] ---
    Amazing!
[15:09] ---
    What's this button for?
[15:10] ---
    Wow! I'm floating!
[15:14] ---
    And this one?
[15:24] ---
    Boy, that was a shock...
[15:31] ---
    I have to get home quickly.
[15:34] ---
    Bye!
[15:35] ---
    Say, Natsumi... Won't you
    join the basketball team?
[15:37] ---
    Sorry, Satsuki.
    I don't have time for sports.
[15:40] ---
    You're so athletic, Natsumi. I can
    understand why Satsuki wants you.
[15:44] ---
    Not you too, Yayoi.
[15:45] ---
    If you joined, others would too.
[15:48] ---
    I have lots of chores at home. I'm sorry.
[15:52] ---
    Then... that means you
    have no time for love, either.
[15:55] ---
    Love? Like there's anyone around.
[15:59] ---
    Now you don't want to fall in love!
[16:01] ---
    Why're you crying?
[16:03] ---
    Anyway, I'm in a rush.
[16:04] ---
    All right. Bye!
[16:10] ---
    I wonder if he's there... Huh?
[16:17] ---
    Saburo-senpai cut classes again.
[16:20] ---
    That means you have
    no time for love, either.
[16:29] ---
    Natsumi really likes
    Saburo-senpai!
[16:32] ---
    Don't advertise it!
[16:46] ---
    What's this?
[16:50] ---
    Gero gero gero gero!
[16:51] ---
    Foolish Pekoponian!
     I want my Kero Ball back!
[16:55] ---
    Kero Ball?
[16:56] ---
    Don't act dumb!
[16:59] ---
    It will not be in your
    best interest to hide it.
[17:01] ---
    W-What're you going to do?!
[17:03] ---
    What else? I will interrogate you.
[17:08] ---
    This Space Leech will crawl all over your body,
     and you will know the pleasures of hell.
SIGN    Space Leech (male)
[17:13] ---
    Stop!
[17:16] ---
    It's useless to resist!
[17:23] ---
    Oh... sorry.
[17:25] ---
    I wanted to use a teleport on Sis...
[17:29] ---
    Good job, Fuyuki.
[17:30] ---
    Hey, Sis, this thing is amazing!
    It does so many things!
[17:34] ---
    Never mind that. Just get me down.
[17:36] ---
    Oh, wait a sec.
[17:38] ---
    This is it, right?
[17:41] ---
    Be careful!
[17:42] ---
    Sorry!
[17:48] ---
    Gero gero gero gero!
[17:49] ---
    Now that I have the Kero Ball,
    taking your lives will be easy!
[17:55] ---
    Try anything silly, and I'll
    make you sorry, you stupid frog!
[17:58] ---
    I am not a stupid frog!
[18:00] ---
    I am the leader of the Special Advance
    Team of the Space Invasion Forces of Keron,
[18:04] ---
    the 58th Planet of the Toad Nebula...
[18:08] ---
    Sergeant Keroro, sir!
[18:10] ---
    Sergeant Keroro?
[18:13] ---
    I, along with four subordinates,
[18:16] ---
    have been making advance preparations
    for the invasion of Pekopon.
[18:19] ---
    Once all our forces are in position,
[18:21] ---
    the subjugation of Pekopon
     is inevitable, sir!
[18:28] ---
    It's Mom!
[18:29] ---
    Run, Sergeant! Mom hates animals!
[18:32] ---
    I don't care who this Mom is.
[18:34] ---
    A soldier never runs!
[18:36] ---
    Ha! When Mom sees you,
    she'll turn you into frog stew!
[18:39] ---
    Hey, that's...
[18:39] ---
    Frog stew?
[18:41] ---
    Oh, but when our parakeet went missing,
[18:44] ---
    she served us questionable
     "fried chicken" the following day.
[18:48] ---
    She'll run right over you.
[18:50] ---
    "Run right over" me?
[18:52] ---
    She wouldn't do that!
[18:53] ---
    But... she may dissect you.
[18:55] ---
    "Dissect"?
[18:58] ---
    I am a soldier!
[18:59] ---
    Whatever this Mom is, I will not fear it!
[19:03] ---
    Well, I'm invincible anyway
    as long as I have this.
[19:05] ---
    Oh, that's right... this is bad!
[19:08] ---
    Mom!
[19:09] ---
    The instant the door opens,
     I will fire my Dorodoro Beam!
[19:13] ---
    You can't!
[19:14] ---
    Mom, don't come in!
[19:16] ---
    Don't come, Mom!
[19:18] ---
    You'll die!
[19:19] ---
    Mom, don't come in!
[19:21] ---
    Don't tell me they brought home
    another critter!
[19:25] ---
    Hey! You kids!
[19:28] ---
    Gero!
SIGN    Impact
[19:29] ---
    Impact!
[19:30] ---
    Die!
SIGN    Action
[19:31] ---
    Action!
[19:33] ---
    Dorodoro Beam!
SIGN    Related Goods
[19:34] ---
    Related goods!
SIGN    FZZT
[19:37] ---
    Malfunction?
[19:38] ---
    Uh oh...
SIGN    EEP
[19:41] ---
    Sorry, Mom! I'll get rid of him
     right away.
SIGN    Tremble Tremble Tremble
[19:44] ---
    Just let him live!
SIGN    elbmerT elbmerT
[19:46] ---
    Don't dissect him!
     Don't run him over! Please!
[19:51] ---
    The Sergeant is no ordinary frog!
     He's a space alien!
[19:54] ---
    I think... I can become friends
    with the Sergeant!
SIGN    Friends
[20:00] ---
    F-Friends?
[20:02] ---
    Yes. We're friends, Sergeant.
[20:07] ---
    Master Fuyuki...
[20:08] ---
    That's great! You are awesome!
[20:11] ---
    And perfect to model our
    new manga character after!
[20:15] ---
    You can stay here with us
     as long as you like!
[20:17] ---
    Th-Then you won't dissect me?
[20:19] ---
    Of course not! What a waste!
[20:22] ---
    How did it turn out like this?
[20:24] ---
    I'm so glad, Sergeant!
[20:26] ---
    Master Fuyuki!
[20:28] ---
    Sergeant!
[20:29] ---
    Master Fuyuki!
SIGN    Gyurk!
[20:33] ---
    Do not forget that I am an invader!
[20:36] ---
    That's cruel, Sergeant.
     We're supposed to be friends.
SIGN    Friends
[20:44] ---
    That's that, and this is this.
[20:46] ---
    Stupid frog.
[20:48] ---
    I am going back to the mothership
     to repair my Kero Ball,
[20:52] ---
    then I will return to this land
    and light the beacon to invade!
[20:57] ---
    Oh, it's a message from the main fleet.
[20:59] ---
    Main fleet to the advance team!
[21:01] ---
    It seems one of our brethren has
    made contact with the Pekoponians
[21:04] ---
    and the situation has become
    very dangerous.
[21:06] ---
    Hence, the main fleet will leave
    Pekopon airspace for now.
[21:11] ---
    We are forced to abandon efforts
     to rescue you.
[21:14] ---
    Good luck and battle bravely!
[21:17] ---
    What does that mean?
[21:18] ---
    I think you've been left behind
    by your comrades.
[21:21] ---
    I-I'll be your friend.
[21:24] ---
    And so it was
[21:26] ---
    that Sergeant Keroro became formally
    attached to the Hinata household.
[21:30] ---
    Stupid frog, over here, too!
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    The passwords are:
    Afro and Sergeant.
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
    3, 2, 1, fire!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:58] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[21:58] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Don't pull on it hard.
    Don't pinch it so freely.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Ranbou ni hipparu na
    Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Don't come any closer!
    Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Sore ijou chikazuku na
    Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
     messy messy.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    It's a tough battle,
     but first we have to eat our fill.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Kibishii tatakai da ga
    tonikaku haragoshirae
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    A pure space life form,
    so honest that he's crooked.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Pyua na uchuu no seimei
    Sunao sugite heso magari
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    The enemy has straight
    blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[23:06] ---
    It's Keroro, sir!
[23:08] ---
    It was on a bright, spring day
[23:10] ---
    that the first leg of the invasion began!
[23:14] ---
    Can I make a Gundam model?
[23:16] ---
    You're not supposed to throw away
     the leaves on sakura mochi!
[23:18] ---
    Well, forget that...
[23:20] ---
    Next time marks the debut of a mysterious girl
    named Momoka and Private 2nd Class Tamama!
[23:23] ---
    "Momoka & Tamama Move Out, Sir!"
[23:26] ---
    And...
[23:27] ---
    "Momoka & Tamama:
    Operation Overload the Hinatas, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
    Two stories!
[23:31] ---
    Ge-Gero!