E40 - Mois: Or, Like, Happy New Year, Sir? / Keroro: New Year's Food is Also Good, but Don't Forget Your Homework, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
SIGN    A New Year's message from the entire cast
SIGN    New Year
[01:42] ---
    We wish you all
[01:44] ---
    a happy New Year!
[01:47] ---
    We appreciate all the viewers
    for kindly supporting
[01:51] ---
    the show last year.
[01:53] ---
    We all thank each of you
    from the bottom of our hearts.
[01:57] ---
    We hope to maintain a good relationship...
[02:00] ---
    ...with all of you.
[02:03] ---
    I sincerely hope so, too.
[02:05] ---
    Wow... what a great feeling.
[02:08] ---
    Who the heck are you?
[02:09] ---
    Huh?
[02:10] ---
    Don't you know who I am? It's me.
[02:14] ---
    Oh, c'mon.
    Y'all hear my voice, don't you?
[02:19] ---
    The invasion of Earth...
[02:20] ---
    It could begin in a place
     we humans would least imagine.
SIGN    Narrator:
    The invasion of Earth...
    it began in a place
    we humans would never have
    imagined. For example, yes...
[02:26] ---
    For example, yes...
[02:28] ---
    Oh, now I get it.
[02:29] ---
    I thought this would be
[02:30] ---
    the perfect time to join you, since this is a
    New Year greeting from all of us.
[02:33] ---
    Am I out of place?
[02:34] ---
    Get back to work.
[02:35] ---
    H-Hey, wait! Ow! What are you doing?
[02:37] ---
    C'mon, give me a break!
[02:39] ---
    Anyway, the star of our first episode
    of the year is Lady Mois.
[02:43] ---
    Huh? Me?
[02:44] ---
    Or, like, without delay?
SIGN    Happy New Year
[02:53] ---
    Mois: Or, Like, Happy New Year, Sir?
[02:59] ---
    The whole nation is celebrating the New Year.
SIGN    Hinata
[03:04] ---
    But where is it being celebrated the most?
[03:07] ---
    Right here.
[03:09] ---
    They say how a year ends
    depends on how it begins.
SIGN    How a year ends deepens depends
    on how it begins -Keroro
[03:12] ---
    We shall hold a New Year's
    party in hopes that this year
[03:16] ---
    will be a very successful
    one for the Keroro Platoon.
[03:18] ---
    Well, enough of the formalities
    and ceremonial speeches.
[03:21] ---
    Let's all have a toast.
[03:23] ---
    Sure, Uncle.
[03:28] ---
    Well, then...
[03:30] ---
    I look forward to another year with you.
[03:32] ---
    Me too.
[03:34] ---
    I humbly wish you a happy New Year.
[03:37] ---
    Oh, no, nonsense.
[03:40] ---
    Or, like, new year's greetings?
[03:42] ---
    Okay, everyone. Cheers!
[03:43] ---
    Cheers!
[03:49] ---
    What is this?
[03:51] ---
    A mild dry taste lingers on your tongue.
[03:53] ---
    A flavorful aroma spreads
    throughout your mouth.
[03:56] ---
    I've never tasted anything like this.
SIGN    Nectar
[03:59] ---
    Keroro. What is this?
[04:03] ---
    I special ordered it from Yakushima
    in Kyushu for this very moment.
[04:08] ---
    It's the famous Jomon mineral water.
[04:10] ---
    It tastes great as-is, but you can
    make good tea with it, too.
[04:14] ---
    No water tastes better than this.
[04:17] ---
    We can all drink as much as we want.
[04:19] ---
    We're gonna get wild tonight!
[04:21] ---
    Let's party like there's no tomorrow!
[04:24] ---
    Yeah!
SIGN    Kite Flying
[04:27] ---
    What's New Year's Day without
    tako-age (kite flying)?
[04:34] ---
    Tamaya!
[04:40] ---
    Why am I getting launched?
[04:42] ---
    'Coz you're red and round.
[04:44] ---
    In other words, exactly like a tako (octopus).
[04:47] ---
    We're flying kites, not octopuses!
SIGN    Battledore
[04:50] ---
    A popular New Year's game is battledore.
[04:52] ---
    Okay, I'll be the one to start.
[04:54] ---
    There you go.
[04:55] ---
    Hey, that's a good one, sir.
[04:58] ---
    And I answer you with... this one.
[05:01] ---
    W-What the heck is this...?
SIGN    Fukuwarai
[05:05] ---
    And what's New Year's Day without Fukuwarai?
[05:09] ---
    This is the "Fortune comes to
    those who smile" Gun!
[05:12] ---
    Click.
[05:17] ---
    It's my turn!
[05:19] ---
    So how's this?
[05:20] ---
    No. You've made a big mess.
[05:23] ---
    How about this?
[05:25] ---
    That's not so bad, but I'd
    rather make him look like this.
[05:31] ---
    Hilarious.
[05:36] ---
    Boy, that was so much fun.
[05:39] ---
    New Year's sure is a great holiday!
[05:41] ---
    So now, why don't we all
    say our hopes for the new year?
[05:45] ---
    Sounds good!
[05:47] ---
    Okay, let's start with Corporal Giroro!
[05:50] ---
    My plan?
[05:50] ---
    Conquering Pekopon.
    That's the only thing I'm after.
SIGN    Doing My Duty
[05:54] ---
    Are you sure?
[05:56] ---
    Aren't you kinda forgetting someone?
[05:58] ---
    No! Not at all!
[06:03] ---
    Hey. It's for you, from the corporal.
SIGN    To Natsumi From Giroro
[06:05] ---
    Huh? Even though we live
    under the same roof?
SIGN    Big-Ships Big-Guns Policy
[06:10] ---
    Big-ships big-guns policy!
[06:12] ---
    What could he mean by that?
[06:14] ---
    Okay, next! Sergeant Major Kululu!
[06:17] ---
    My hopes?
SIGN    Kukukuku...
SIGN    Kukukuku...
[06:32] ---
    He's just too creepy!
[06:33] ---
    Let's go to the next one!
SIGN    Kukukuku...
[06:35] ---
    Private Tamama!
[06:36] ---
    What? Me?
[06:37] ---
    Give us a positive and cheerful one, okay?
[06:40] ---
    Okay!
[06:41] ---
    I, Private 2nd Class Tamama,
    hope to be loved by Mr. Sergeant.
[06:49] ---
    Why, you!
[06:51] ---
    Try and catch me!
[06:53] ---
    Speechless...
[06:56] ---
    Whoops! I just let that slip out.
    I'm so embarrassed.
[07:00] ---
    Private Tamama.
[07:01] ---
    Yes?
SIGN    Unconcerned
[07:05] ---
    You don't have to worry.
    I love all of my subordinates!
[07:10] ---
    I'm your leader!
[07:11] ---
    That is not what I meant.
    I want all of your attention.
[07:16] ---
    Let us hear your goal, commander.
[07:21] ---
    I think we all know what he wants.
[07:23] ---
    All right.
[07:26] ---
    First and foremost, I wish
    for everyone's good health.
[07:29] ---
    Reaching our goals at the expense
    of our health would be meaningless.
[07:34] ---
    M-Mr. Sergeant.
SIGN    Touched
[07:36] ---
    It feels weird that he's making sense.
[07:39] ---
    Or, like, safety concerns?
[07:43] ---
    They say, "In this small Japan,
    where are you going in such a hurry?"
[07:46] ---
    Let's try to remember the
    true meaning of these words.
[07:49] ---
    Conquering Pekopon can only be
     appreciated in good health.
SIGN    Convinced...
[07:55] ---
    Did I get too serious?
[07:57] ---
    Last but not least: Lady Mois,
    please share your aspirations!
[07:59] ---
    Huh? Um, mine...?
[08:02] ---
    I don't know... should
    I really tell him my desire?
[08:06] ---
    Congratulations!
[08:12] ---
    W-What should I do?
SIGN    Grind grind grind grind...
[08:15] ---
    Somehow Tamama sensed
    exactly what Mois was going to say.
[08:20] ---
    Uncle and me in an immaculate white...
[08:24] ---
    This is boring! Mr. Sergeant,
    where's our New Year's cuisine?
[08:28] ---
    We're all going to have zoni soup, right?
[08:31] ---
    I guess so, sir.
SIGN    Heart-wrenching
[08:32] ---
    Let's start cooking right away.
[08:36] ---
    I guess I'd better keep it to myself for now.
[08:40] ---
    Oh, poor Mois-chan.
[08:42] ---
    Or, like, minor delay?
[08:46] ---
    What the heck is this...?
[08:49] ---
    Is this your original recipe?
[08:50] ---
    It certainly is.
[08:51] ---
    I studied all kinds of zoni soup
     throughout the nation.
[08:54] ---
    Then I added my ideas to come up
     with this ultimate zoni soup.
[08:58] ---
    It smells funny...
[09:01] ---
    Some ingredients seem to
    have caused chemical reactions.
[09:04] ---
    Or, like, toxic substance?
[09:06] ---
    C'mon. Help yourself.
[09:08] ---
    C'mon.
[09:10] ---
    I'll eat it.
[09:12] ---
    What?
[09:13] ---
    I'll eat it.
[09:16] ---
    This calls for my splendid explanation.
[09:18] ---
    Keroro's special zoni
    caused another, far greater,
[09:21] ---
    chemical reaction inside Mois's body.
[09:31] ---
    Lady Mois...
SIGN    Chemical Reaction
[09:37] ---
    Chemical reaction complete.
[09:39] ---
    Oh, Uncle, it was simply perfect.
[09:42] ---
    Or, like, magnum opus?
[09:45] ---
    I knew it, Lady Mois.
[09:46] ---
    It's so good,
     I could never get enough of it!
[09:50] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
    He is getting away from me!
[09:54] ---
    I'm not giving up my sergeant to you.
SIGN    Chemical Reaction
[09:58] ---
    Chemical reaction.
[10:04] ---
    Tamama!
[10:07] ---
    And you too, Corporal.
[10:14] ---
    Sergeant Major.
[10:29] ---
    Gero!
[10:29] ---
    Oh no, what did I cook?
[10:33] ---
    They're all such pathetic weaklings.
[10:36] ---
    It's just the two of us now, my dear Uncle.
[10:39] ---
    Gero!
SIGN    Congratulations
SIGN    Celebrating
    the New Year
[10:44] ---
    My plan for this year is to
    protect the nature of Pekopon.
[10:48] ---
    I must make my influence stronger,
    right at our first platoon meeting.
[10:53] ---
    Lady Mois! Don't do it!
[11:00] ---
    Somebody help me. Private Tamama!
[11:03] ---
    Giroro! Kululu! Master Fuyuki!
[11:06] ---
    What about me?
[11:08] ---
    You've been forgotten on
    the very first day of the year.
[11:12] ---
    I finally caught you, Uncle.
[11:18] ---
    Lady Mois! Please don't!
[11:20] ---
    That didn't turn out right!
[11:21] ---
    Looks like I'm better off
    being ignored for today. Nin nin.
[11:21] ---
    Please let go of me, Lady Mois!
[11:26] ---
    My dear Uncle...
SIGN    My dear Uncle
[11:29] ---
    Anyway, please enjoy
    another year of this series!
SIGN    Dragon
[11:41] ---
    It's New Year's Day everywhere you look.
[11:44] ---
    Usually, on New Year's Day...
[11:54] ---
    ...greeting cards are
    supposed to be delivered.
SIGN    Forward Cosmic Post Office
[11:57] ---
    Forward... Cosmic Post Office?
[12:00] ---
    Now, what could it be?
[12:05] ---
    Keroro: New Year's Food is Also Good,
    but Don't Forget Your Homework, Sir!
SIGN    Planet Pekopon Japan Keroro Platoon
[12:13] ---
    Why, it's...
[12:14] ---
    Kero!
[12:15] ---
    Keron HQ must have forwarded the letters
[12:17] ---
    addressed to our office there.
[12:19] ---
    Let's see...
SIGN    Grin
[12:24] ---
    What does it say?
[12:26] ---
    These are postcards for the
    Keroro Platoon from kids all over Keron.
[12:30] ---
    Lady Mois! Please be kind
    enough to read them to us, ma'am!
[12:34] ---
    Sure.
[12:35] ---
    Okay, here goes the first one.
[12:37] ---
    "To Sergeant Keroro, Corporal Giroro,
    Private 2nd Class Tamama...
[12:41] ---
    ...and Sergeant Major Kululu.
[12:43] ---
    I'd like to wish you all
    a Happy New Year."
[12:46] ---
    Happy New Year to you, too.
SIGN    Shocked
[12:48] ---
    Apparently one person has been forgotten.
[12:51] ---
    "I hope for Pekopon to
    belong to all of us soon.
[12:54] ---
    My father, mother, little brother
    and I look forward to that.
SIGN    Our Pekopon
[12:58] ---
    Please take care of yourselves
    while you conquer Pekopon.
[13:02] ---
    'Til next time,
    Sergeant Keroro, Corporal Giroro,
[13:05] ---
    Private 2nd Class Tamama and
    Sergeant Major Kululu... Goodbye."
SIGN    Shocked
[13:08] ---
    Goodbye.
[13:09] ---
    Let's go on to the next postcard.
[13:12] ---
    "To the super-strong Keroro Platoon,
    Happy New Year to you.
SIGN    Mt. Fuji
SIGN    Eiffel Tower
SIGN    French bread
[13:17] ---
    When you take control of Pekopon,
    I am going to live in France.
SIGN    Large gate
SIGN    France
SIGN    Nothing is more beautiful than good relations.
[13:22] ---
    But I'm sure my sister
    and I will fight over it.
[13:25] ---
    By now, you've probably conquered
    half of Pekopon already, right?"
[13:30] ---
    Such impatient sisters.
[13:33] ---
    That touched a nerve...
[13:35] ---
    "Happy New Year.
SIGN    Toad Nebula News
[13:37] ---
    I never fail to watch the latest
    adventures of the Keroro Platoon
[13:41] ---
    on TV every evening."
[13:43] ---
    Huh? We're on TV?
[13:46] ---
    "My favorite part was when
    your platoon leader knocked out
[13:49] ---
    the Pekopon forces with just one blow.
[13:51] ---
    It really felt like I was watching a movie."
[13:53] ---
    That report was totally fabricated.
[13:56] ---
    Do you expect them to report the truth?
[13:59] ---
    "Best Wishes.
SIGN    Keroro Sausage
SIGN    Keroro Platoon Body Warmer
[14:00] ---
    The Keroro Platoon is so popular.
SIGN    Tamama Chocolate
SIGN    The Full Blast... Giroro
[14:03] ---
    Your character goods
    are selling like hotcakes.
SIGN    Keroro Goods Just in
SIGN    Arrival of Next Shipment
    Undetermined
[14:06] ---
    Your contributions to the economy
    are reported to be 30-40 billion."
[14:10] ---
    How come no one told us?
[14:12] ---
    Somebody is profiting off us!
[14:15] ---
    It's the ones in the know.
[14:17] ---
    "Sadly, the yellow character's goods
    are hardly selling at all.
SIGN    Very Popular Keroro Platoon Corner SALE 50% OFF Kululu only
[14:23] ---
    Maybe a change of color might help.
SIGN    Welcome Free, Take it
[14:25] ---
    But it would be better if you just
    replaced him with someone else."
[14:29] ---
    Hand that postcard to me.
SIGN    Poke poke poke poke...
SIGN    Kukukuku...
[14:38] ---
    This is the last one.
[14:40] ---
    Huh? This is not a New Year's Day postcard.
[14:43] ---
    Or, like, normal postcard?
[14:45] ---
    Why would anyone send that
     on New Year's Day?
[14:48] ---
    That's okay. What's important is
    that it was written from the heart, sir.
[14:53] ---
    Right.
[14:54] ---
    "Sergeant Keroro."
[14:56] ---
    Yes, yes!
[14:56] ---
    "Submit your homework ASAP."
[14:59] ---
    Yes, yes!
SIGN    Submit your homework right away. - Homework Monitoring Team of Keron HQ
[15:02] ---
    "From the Homework
    Monitoring Team of Keron HQ."
SIGN    Just a minute... Just a minute... Just a minute...
[15:06] ---
    Homework... Homework... Homework...
[15:11] ---
    What homework? Didn't you
    send that out last summer?
SIGN    Keroro
SIGN    Questions Platoon Leader’s Diary Winter Free Research A Platoon Leader's Companion
[15:26] ---
    O-Oh, no!
[15:29] ---
    Sergeant Keroro completely forgot.
[15:32] ---
    A platoon leader is given
    homework not only in the summer,
[15:34] ---
    but also in the winter.
SIGN    Gloom
[15:37] ---
    I'm sure he's probably
    finished some of it. Right?
[15:41] ---
    No.
[15:44] ---
    But, but...
[15:46] ---
    It's because I was so busy last month
    preparing for New Year's Day!
[15:50] ---
    I'm so busy!
[15:51] ---
    Boy, I'm so busy!
[15:53] ---
    I'm as busy as busy can be.
[15:56] ---
    I completely forgot about this.
[15:59] ---
    This shouldn't be so bad.
[16:01] ---
    You managed to finish
    your summer homework, right?
SIGN    Just a minute... Just a minute... Just a minute...
[16:04] ---
    The summer homework.
[16:05] ---
    Homework... Homework...
[16:07] ---
    That summer nightmare
    returns to haunt Sergeant Keroro.
SIGN    Shiver
SIGN    Quake
[16:20] ---
    No... I don't wanna do any homework.
[16:22] ---
    You should've done it
    little by little each day.
[16:24] ---
    Oh, poor Uncle.
[16:27] ---
    It's a tough job, but someone's
    got to do it, Mr. Sergeant.
[16:35] ---
    And so, Sergeant Keroro's
    nightmare has begun once more.
[16:39] ---
    You mean, that stupid frog
    is busy doing his homework?
[16:43] ---
    He's in there working real hard.
SIGN    Concentration
[16:45] ---
    My sympathy is with him...
[16:47] ---
    What a way to spend New Year's Day.
SIGN    Biho-do New Year's Customer Appreciation Sale
SIGN    New Year's Comedy Duo Silver Medalists
[16:50] ---
    The comedy duo, Silver Medalists...
[16:53] ---
    The sergeant was looking
    forward to watching this show.
[16:57] ---
    Too bad he didn't do his homework earlier.
SIGN    Heaven
[17:03] ---
    That's so funny!
[17:04] ---
    These young comedians
    are really quite hilarious.
[17:06] ---
    I told you, sir.
[17:08] ---
    I knew from the start
    those two were going places.
[17:11] ---
    That's because you have a
    nose for the really funny ones.
[17:16] ---
    Huh?
[17:17] ---
    Sarge?
[17:17] ---
    Hey. Your homework!
[17:20] ---
    Eh? Oops.
[17:24] ---
    Stay in there until you're done!
SIGN    Concentration
SIGN    One Hour Later...
[17:29] ---
    One hour later...
[17:32] ---
    He's awfully quiet in there.
[17:33] ---
    Don't tell me he's fallen asleep.
[17:37] ---
    I'm done!
[17:39] ---
    Keroro! Are you finished?
SIGN    Completed
[17:42] ---
    He's finished!
[17:45] ---
    Why is it, when you have to do
    something really important,
[17:48] ---
    you just want to assemble
    Gundam models even more?
SIGN    Confiscation of Plastic Gundam Models
[17:51] ---
    Gundam confiscation...
[17:58] ---
    What is he doing now?
[18:00] ---
    He said he's doing some research
    on last year's weather for his report.
[18:16] ---
    What happened?
[18:17] ---
    He was chatting with some housewife
    about a soap opera from yesterday.
SIGN    Confiscation of Computer
[18:21] ---
    Computer confiscation...
[18:24] ---
    I can do this! As long as I
    put my mind to it...
[18:40] ---
    ...this homework can't stop me at all!
[18:43] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[18:43] ---
    Keroro-kun!
[18:44] ---
    Is he finished?
[18:45] ---
    No problem at all!
[18:48] ---
    Keroro, congratulations.
SIGN    Blank
[18:53] ---
    They're still blank.
[18:56] ---
    I can easily finish this homework!
SIGN    It was all a dream
[19:02] ---
    He was sleeping all this time...
[19:04] ---
    He has only finished the
    homework in his dreams...
[19:11] ---
    Listen up, Keroro.
[19:12] ---
    From now on, we'll keep you
    under 24-hour surveillance.
[19:17] ---
    And so, the struggle between
    Keroro and his homework
[19:20] ---
    has reached even greater levels.
[19:24] ---
    The Miura eraser travels
    farther than the Countach...
[19:28] ---
    Punishment.
SIGN    Punishment!
[19:32] ---
    Yes. Four seconds flat.
[19:35] ---
    Ouch!
SIGN    Punishment 2
[19:36] ---
    Punishment 2.
SIGN    Punishment 3
[19:41] ---
    Punishment 3.
[19:43] ---
    Unfortunately, we don't
    have time to show the rest.
SIGN    Then, One Week Later
[19:47] ---
    Then, one week later...
[19:53] ---
    It's finished.
[19:55] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[19:57] ---
    You did fine, Keroro.
[19:59] ---
    All we have to do now
    is send it to planet Keron.
[20:04] ---
    G'day! Courier service!
    You have a package.
[20:07] ---
    Oh!
[20:08] ---
    Good timing.
[20:10] ---
    I can let them pick up my homework, sir!
[20:12] ---
    But I wonder what he brought us?
SIGN    Express Delivery This Side Up
[20:19] ---
    What is this?
SIGN    To Sergeant Keroro Keron Headquarters
[20:21] ---
    It's addressed to you, Mr. Sergeant.
SIGN    For not submitting your homework...
[20:25] ---
    It's a package from Keron headquarters.
SIGN    To Sergeant Keroro Keron Headquarters
[20:28] ---
    "To Sergeant Keroro."
SIGN    For not submitting your homework, here is a penalty.
[20:30] ---
    "Penalty for unsubmitted homework."
SIGN    Penalty
[20:33] ---
    P-Penalty?
[20:35] ---
    A penalty is actually, uh...
[20:37] ---
    To put it simply,
    it's another word for punishment.
[20:40] ---
    What's the meaning of this? Keroro...
[20:42] ---
    When was your homework due?
[20:44] ---
    I... I think, uh...
SIGN    Just a minute... Just a minute... Just a minute...
SIGN    Today is...
[20:47] ---
    Today is the eighth.
SIGN    Homework Due! Don't be late! Three days before...
[20:49] ---
    Oops, the deadline was three days ago.
[20:52] ---
    Whaaaat?
SIGN    Keronians' Mortal Enemy
[21:04] ---
    The mortal enemy of the
    Keronian, the Nyororo.
SIGN    Here's Nyororo
[21:15] ---
    Nin nin.
[21:17] ---
    Make sure you too finish
    your homework early!
[21:19] ---
    Or you might have an unexpected
    package at your doorsteps.
SIGN    Poke poke poke poke...
[21:30] ---
    And also, try not to write anything
    bad about others on your postcards.
[21:38] [SONG] ---
    Ge-Gero-Ge!! Gero Gero!!
[21:38] [SONG] ---
    Ge-Gero-Ge! Gero Gero!
[21:44] [SONG] ---
    Kero-kero-kero-kero Kero-kero-kero-kero...
    Hajimeru de arimasu!
[21:44] [SONG] ---
    Kero-kero-kero-kero-kero-kero-kero-kero.
    Let's begin!
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    Kero-kero-kero-kero
    Keroro no ekaki uta!!
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    Kero-kero-kero-kero.
    This is the Keroro drawing song!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Manmaru dekkai UFO no
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    On a big, round UFO,
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Mado ka to omottara anaboko de (Uso!)
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    There are two windows
    that turn out to be holes. (Oh no!)
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Soko kara Pekopon miechatta
    (Shinryaku de arimasu!)
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Through them is a view of Pekopon.
    (Let’s go invade, sir!)
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Ganpula kai ni yorimichi U-turn (Mahu~!)
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Let's make a U-turn to go shopping
    for some Gundam models! (Hi-yo!)
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Mou iccho U-turn oyama
    ni gekitotsu (Gero…!)
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    But another U-turn causes the ship
    to crash-land on a hill! (Gero!)
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Yabe~ yo UFO kowareta yo
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Oh, no, the UFO is a wreck.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    "Te yuuka, jigoujitoku?"
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Or, like, own stupid fault?
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Toire souji wa komame ni yarubeshi
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Let's clean the toilet as often as you can.
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    But it's okay to skip twice a week.
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    Shuu ni nikai wa saborubeshi
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    You stupid frog!
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    "Bokegaeru~!!"
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    Scrub-a-dub, scrub-a-dub,
    clean it with a brush.
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    Burashi de goshi goshi migaitara
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    Until it's so sparkling clean that
    you want to rub your cheek against it!
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    Omowazu houzuri pikkapika~
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    I have another stomach
    for french fries.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Furaido potato wa betsu bara deesu
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    But, more Nyororos?
    No, thanks! (I can't choose?)
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Nyororo dake wa mou kanben… (Dame ssu ka)
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Go get sucked dry again!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    "Mou ichido suwarete koi!!"
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    The star on my forehead is a commander's sign.
    There is nothing I fear. No, sir!
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Odeko no hoshi wa taichou no akashi
    Osoreru mono nado nai de arimasu!
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    I doubt it.
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    "Sore wa dou ssu ka nee"
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    There you have it!
    It's Sergeant Keroro, sir!
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    Keroro Gunsou kansei de arimasu!!!
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Gero-gero Giro-giro
    Tama-tama Kulu-kulu Doro-doro...
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Gero-gero Giro-giro
    Tama-tama Kulu-kulu Doro-doro...
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    It's a wildly-welcomed
    character drawing song! Gero!
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    Netsuretsu kangeiteki!!! Ekaki uta!!! Gero!
[23:07] ---
    This is Sergeant Keroro.
[23:08] ---
    Did you get any New Year's gifts?
[23:10] ---
    When I was little, I used
    to visit all of my relatives,
[23:14] ---
    and collect New Year's gifts from them.
[23:16] ---
    Happiness doesn't come to you.
    You have to run to capture it.
[23:20] ---
    Those are my words of wisdom to you.
[23:22] ---
    But that aside, next week,
[23:23] ---
    we'll have our first invasion of the year.
[23:25] ---
    "Keroro: The Glory of Sugoroku, Sir!"
[23:28] ---
    "Dororo's Blood is Really Boiling, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
    Two stories in one. How's that?
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!