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E278 - Ghost Girl: Before/After, Sir! / Giroro: Red Fairy, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:20] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:20] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:32] ---
    Today's story...
[01:34] ---
    ...is very, very scary,
[01:36] ---
    so consider yourself duly warned.
[01:42] ---
    Boooooo...
[01:46] ---
    Boooooo...
[01:52] ---
    B-Boo...?
[01:54] ---
    Boo...
[01:55] ---
    Booooo...!
[01:57] ---
    I can't eat anymore...
[02:05] ---
    Huh?
[02:06] ---
    Omiyo...san?
[02:08] ---
    Good evening!
[02:09] ---
    No, wait!
[02:10] ---
    Boooooo...
[02:13] ---
    It's really late. What do you want?
[02:19] ---
    Yes. This is the Ghost Girl,
    otherwise known as Omiyo-san.
[02:22] ---
    A honest-to-goodness ghost
    who haunts the sergeant's room.
[02:28] ---
    Huh?! What's wrong, all of a sudden?
[02:33] ---
    Ghost Girl: Before/After, Sir!
[02:39] ---
    You wanted me to be scared?
[02:42] ---
    Yes...
[02:42] ---
    It's the end of summer now, after all.
[02:44] ---
    So I thought I should be ghostly...
[02:46] ---
    But it's no good.
[02:48] ---
    No one will show any fear of me.
[02:49] ---
    I even tried it outside...
[02:52] ---
    L-Like what?
[02:53] ---
    Well...
SIGN    Nagawa Shopping District
[02:56] ---
    Oh, Satsuki, you bought a new digital camera!
[02:58] ---
    Yeah! Great, isn't it?
[03:00] ---
    Wow, how cute!
[03:02] ---
    Hey, let's take some pics!
[03:05] ---
    Any moment now!
[03:11] ---
    How is it? Did it come out okay?
[03:13] ---
    Huh?
[03:15] ---
    Who's she?
[03:18] ---
    I wonder...
[03:19] ---
    Geez, I wish people wouldn't do that...
[03:22] ---
    Some people are weird, aren't they?
[03:22] ---
    Fumble fumble fumble...
[03:25] ---
    I... I see...
[03:27] ---
    Please, Fuyuki-san!
[03:30] ---
    I know you know a lot about ghosts.
[03:32] ---
    Please teach me how I can
    make everyone find me scary!
[03:36] ---
    Please!
[03:38] ---
    Really?
[03:41] ---
    Oh?
[03:42] ---
    And you thought you'd ask us for help?
[03:44] ---
    Yeah.
[03:44] ---
    I am doing my own research
    on spectral phenomena,
[03:47] ---
    but as for how to scare people...
[03:50] ---
    Please.
[03:51] ---
    Lend me your knowledge, everyone!
[03:53] ---
    I'll do anything!
[03:55] ---
    No good.
[03:57] ---
    All of this is no good, ma'am.
[03:59] ---
    Your outdated kimono!
[04:02] ---
    Your hand gestures!
[04:04] ---
    The sound effects when you appear!
SIGN    Hyuu
SIGN    Doro
SIGN    Doro
[04:08] ---
    All of it is no good, ma'am!
[04:09] ---
    Crushed!
[04:11] ---
    That is a fair point. Although it
    is loyal to the fundamentals,
[04:14] ---
    it does have the flaw
    of a lack of originality.
[04:17] ---
    Or, like, antique looking?
[04:19] ---
    The hip and radical youngsters of today
    won't find that scary.
[04:23] ---
    Yeah, not inspired enough.
[04:25] ---
    Like a curry with weak spices.
[04:28] ---
    I... I do think she is...
    reasonably scary as she is...
[04:35] ---
    Sarge... Please help her...
[04:37] ---
    Well, I guess we do have some fated connection,
    you being the resident ghost of my room.
[04:41] ---
    Using the dangerous mechanisms
    of Planet Keron,
[04:43] ---
    we'll try a grand Omiyo-san
    remodeling project, ma'am!
[04:47] ---
    Yeah!
[04:49] ---
    Thank you so much!
[04:52] ---
    I don't have time for this.
SIGN    Ba-dum Ba-dum Ba-dum Ba-dum
[04:55] ---
    Monsters and ghosts are one of
    Corporal Giroro's major weaknesses.
[05:02] ---
    All right, then, men. Submit your ideas
    for making her scary, sir!
[05:06] ---
    Me me me, Uncle!
[05:07] ---
    Yes, Lady Mois!
[05:09] ---
    I think it's not good for her
    to be so cute if she's a ghost.
[05:13] ---
    Cute... I... I'm really not that...
[05:16] ---
    So I suggest a more scary special makeup!
[05:20] ---
    Oh!
[05:21] ---
    For example?
[05:22] ---
    Wait just a moment...
[05:24] ---
    Gero...?
[05:25] ---
    Or, like...
[05:27] ---
    ...sample product?
[05:30] ---
    What do you think?
[05:31] ---
    Noooo!
[05:33] ---
    That woman, getting there before me!
[05:35] ---
    Mr. Sergeant! I also have an idea!
[05:38] ---
    Yes, Private Tamama!
[05:40] ---
    Children these days are more familiar with the
    monsters in their games, instead of ghosts.
[05:46] ---
    So!
[05:47] ---
    I made this out of sweets wrappers and stuff.
[05:50] ---
    It is a monster-style power-up part!
[05:54] ---
    With these, it'd be possible to chase after
    the people as they run away in terror, sir!
[05:58] ---
    Allow me to go next.
[06:00] ---
    I have thought over all the old yokai
    of ancient Japan.
[06:04] ---
    Oi! Hakaba no Kitar
[06:06] ---
    Aahhh, not that!
[06:08] ---
    Unequivocally rejected, Father!
[06:10] ---
    No...
SIGN    Rejected
[06:12] ---
    My suggestion got rejected?
[06:14] ---
    My suggestion...
[06:16] ---
    I've prepared a new costume.
[06:21] ---
    I sense unequivocal ruthlessness
    from it, sir!
[06:24] ---
    And it's very modern!
[06:26] ---
    My suggestion was rejected...
[06:28] ---
    Well, then! I guess I'm last.
[06:30] ---
    All your ideas are very good,
[06:33] ---
    but I really think we should
    aim for greater brutality!
[06:34] ---
    Greater atrocity!
[06:36] ---
    Start the music!
[06:39] ---
    First, for the right arm, a whip,
    themed after western monsters!
[06:44] ---
    If you were whipped with this...
[06:47] ---
    That's terrifying!
[06:48] ---
    For the left, inspired by the
    Kamaitachi and similar yokai,
[06:51] ---
    a giant sickle!
[06:52] ---
    Oh, my!
[06:53] ---
    This is no joke, Mr. Sergeant!
[06:57] ---
    It's too dangerous!
[07:00] ---
    I'm not done!
[07:02] ---
    And to finish up... this, sir!
[07:07] ---
    This is...
[07:08] ---
    Could this be...?!
SIGN    Feet
[07:10] ---
    Feet!
[07:13] ---
    F-Feet?
[07:15] ---
    It overturns all the prior
    preconceptions about ghosts!
[07:19] ---
    Or, like, epoch making?
[07:21] ---
    What do you think, sir?
[07:23] ---
    W-Well...
[07:25] ---
    They're all very fresh ideas, I think, but...
[07:27] ---
    I'm so happy.
[07:29] ---
    You've made so many wonderful
    ideas just for me!
[07:33] ---
    Then we'll take all these ideas,
    and meld them into one, ma'am!
[07:38] ---
    Here goes nothing!
[07:41] ---
    Doooo iiiiit...
SIGN    Finish it off
[07:45] ---
    Click!
[07:47] ---
    Whaaaaa?!
SIGN    Nagawa Shopping District
[07:51] ---
    Hey, I heard that there's a new
    cake shop opened around here!
[07:55] ---
    Ah, I know that one!
[07:57] ---
    Really? Where is it?
[08:01] ---
    Wh-What is... this atmosphere?
[08:07] ---
    Booooo...
[08:23] ---
    It looks like they're all
    speechless at my rebirth!
SIGN    Zakrello's
    Sickle
SIGN    Agguy's Whip
SIGN    Perfect Zeong's Feet
[08:27] ---
    Booooooo!
[08:31] ---
    What's with her?
[08:33] ---
    A cosplayer?
[08:34] ---
    U-Um...
[08:35] ---
    I think... it might be best... to ignore her.
[08:39] ---
    A fast booooooo...!
SIGN    Special Makeup
[08:44] ---
    That woman is weird!
[08:46] ---
    That's a Zeong, a Zeong!
[08:48] ---
    Let's take a photo!
[08:50] ---
    That's pretty hip. And fly.
[08:51] ---
    U-Um...
[08:52] ---
    Everyone...
[08:53] ---
    A... a fast boo...
[08:55] ---
    Fast...
[08:56] ---
    Fast boo?!
[08:58] ---
    A fast food promotion?
[09:01] ---
    N... No...
SIGN    Nagawa Shopping District
[09:04] ---
    Nooooo!
[09:07] ---
    Sarge?
[09:09] ---
    Is Omiyo-san okay?
[09:11] ---
    No doubt she's hammering the city into
    the depths of fear right now, sir!
[09:16] ---
    It feels good after doing something nice,
    does it not, Mr. Sergeant?
[09:20] ---
    Huh?
[09:22] ---
    A power cut?
[09:30] ---
    How dare you make me into a laughingstock?
[09:34] ---
    This voice!
[09:35] ---
    Omiyo-san!
[09:37] ---
    A curse on you...
SIGN    GYAAAAAA
[09:43] ---
    They say that Omiyo-san's
    face at that time...
[09:45] ---
    ...had such a frightful appearance,
     one could not believe it to be of this world.
[09:50] ---
    Begone, foul spirit, begone...
[09:59] ---
    Do you believe in fated meetings?
[10:02] ---
    This is the story of a certain
    small meeting and parting.
[10:07] ---
    Honestly.
[10:08] ---
    Why do I have to go out shopping?
[10:13] ---
    Someone help me!
[10:15] ---
    Aonori!!
[10:18] ---
    Get down!
[10:22] ---
    Aonori...
[10:32] ---
    Are you hurt?
[10:36] ---
    U-Um...
[10:38] ---
    N-No... You really saved me...
[10:41] ---
    Yeah.
[10:43] ---
    See you.
[10:51] ---
    How wonderful!
[10:56] ---
    Giroro, the Red Fairy, Sir!
[11:02] ---
    Aonori...
[11:04] ---
    Ohh! Space Okonomiyaki XL!
[11:06] ---
    I was just looking for that!
[11:08] ---
    Keep a proper eye on it!
[11:10] ---
    It was going nuts outside!
[11:12] ---
    So, uh... did you get
    what we asked you for?
[11:14] ---
    Here!
SIGN    Okame
    Okonomi Sauce
[11:16] ---
    Yes, this is it!
[11:17] ---
    You've gotta have Okame Sauce
    for space okonomiyaki!
[11:20] ---
    Let us eat it right away!
[11:22] ---
    Hold on, hold on.
[11:23] ---
    I'm going first! I'm the leader!
[11:25] ---
    Come to think of it, that girl...
[11:27] ---
    I've seen her somewhere before...
[11:29] ---
    The following morning.
[11:32] ---
    Your soulmate?!
[11:33] ---
    Yes!
[11:35] ---
    He came to save me when I was almost
    attacked by a weird monster...
[11:39] ---
    A monster?
[11:40] ---
    Yayoi, are you sure you
    weren't just dreaming?
[11:42] ---
    I'm telling the truth, okay?
[11:44] ---
    But he was so cool!
[11:46] ---
    He's my soulmate!
[11:48] ---
    My very own Prince Charming!
[11:50] ---
    So what was this prince like?
[11:53] ---
    He was really tall,
[11:55] ---
    and he had a round red face,
[11:57] ---
    and angry eyes...
[12:00] ---
    Okay.
[12:01] ---
    This will be on the next test,
[12:04] ---
    so make sure you remember it!
[12:05] ---
    Okay...
[12:13] ---
    You're cuter when you smile.
[12:16] ---
    Ahhh! So embarrassing!
[12:20] ---
    I... I'm sorry!
[12:32] ---
    The sky was so clear this morning...
[12:34] ---
    Let's go!
[12:35] ---
    Waaah!
[12:37] ---
    What do you want to do?
[12:38] ---
    My prince...
[12:39] ---
    Oh, gosh!
[12:40] ---
    Why are you so wonderful?
[12:42] ---
    Y-Yayoi?
[12:45] ---
    Huh? Wh-What?
[12:46] ---
    Ah! She's drooling over her prince!
[12:51] ---
    U-Um... Er...
[12:53] ---
    It's like... um...
[12:56] ---
    H-Hey, Yayoi.
[12:58] ---
    About that prince of yours...
[13:00] ---
    Could you tell us more about him?
[13:02] ---
    I...
[13:06] ---
    H-Hey...
[13:15] ---
    My prince!
[13:17] ---
    I knew it! It's Giroro!
[13:21] ---
    I... I was coming around this way, anyway.
[13:24] ---
    I d-didn't come just to
    bring you the umbrella.
[13:27] ---
    S-See you!
[13:30] ---
    Thanks for the umbrella!
[13:37] ---
    Prince Charming...
SIGN    Why?
[13:40] ---
    Ohh? Who was that?
[13:41] ---
    Hey, Natsumi!
[13:43] ---
    Ah! Yes?
[13:44] ---
    You know that person, right?!
[13:46] ---
    Huh? W-Well, yeah...
[13:48] ---
    Please! Introduce me to him!
[13:50] ---
    I'll never ask you for anything again!
[13:59] ---
    It's almost ready.
[14:00] ---
    Excuse me.
[14:02] ---
    Giroro.
[14:04] ---
    Wh-What is it, Natsumi?
[14:06] ---
    Uh, I... don't really need thanks for—
[14:08] ---
    What the heck do you think you're playing at?
[14:10] ---
    What...?
[14:12] ---
    A-Are you serious?!
[14:15] ---
    Yes, I am!
[14:16] ---
    Yayoi thinks you're Prince Charming!
[14:19] ---
    She's totally obsessing over you!
SIGN    M-My sides!
[14:21] ---
    Prince Charming!
[14:23] ---
    Fat chance!
[14:24] ---
    I was only trying to save her from danger...
[14:27] ---
    I don't want excuses.
[14:30] ---
    Just do something about this
    right away, got it?
[14:32] ---
    Yayoi is spacing out during class!
[14:34] ---
    Honestly!
[14:37] ---
    ...Wow. Why am I so mad?
[14:44] ---
    What are you listening in for?!
[14:58] ---
    I hope I'll see him again...
[15:00] ---
    My Prince Charming...
[15:09] ---
    My prince!
[15:11] ---
    You came to see me?
[15:15] ---
    Prince...?
SIGN    Pen
[15:26] ---
    Pen!
SIGN    Gyoro
[15:27] ---
    Gyoro!
SIGN    Piiiin
[15:29] ---
    Piiiiin!
[15:33] ---
    What?
[15:36] ---
    H-Hey! Keroro! Are you sure
    this is going to work?!
[15:41] ---
    Wh-What a...
[15:42] ---
    No need to worry, Corporal Giroro!
[15:44] ---
    My brainchild, "Operation: Cleverly Get
    Disliked as a Weirdly Immature Person!"
SIGN    Operation: Cleverly Get Disliked as a Weirdly Immature Person
[15:48] ---
    Absolute success guaranteed!
SIGN    Big Success
[15:50] ---
    Y-You're right.
[15:52] ---
    Hey, girl.
[15:54] ---
    Would you care to...
[15:55] ---
    ...mungere-honbere with me?
SIGN    Gihyooon
[15:58] ---
    Gihyooon!
[16:01] ---
    That's the way, sir!
[16:03] ---
    I'm sure... now I've done this much...
    there's no way she'll...
[16:06] ---
    So wonderful!
[16:08] ---
    You're not just cool,
[16:10] ---
    you're also surprisingly cheerful
    and friendly, aren't you?
[16:18] ---
    Corporal Giroro! Change strategy!
[16:20] ---
    Formation Zeta, sir!
[16:23] ---
    Right.
[16:23] ---
    Okay!
[16:27] ---
    I'm a roughneck!
[16:29] ---
    Watch this.
SIGN    Good children don't walk
    on the grass, okay?
    Park Management
[16:31] ---
    I even go on the grass
    I'm not meant to go on.
SIGN    Operation: Cleverly Get
    Disliked as a Heckuva Ruffian
[16:34] ---
    See? See? See?
[16:36] ---
    How wonderful!
[16:38] ---
    Men should have a little bit of a wild side!
[16:42] ---
    It's come to this, has it...
[16:44] ---
    Switch to Formation Victory!
SIGN    Formation Victory
[16:47] ---
    Formation Victory!
[16:49] ---
    Rogerrrrr!
[16:50] ---
    Oh nooo, I don't like that rough stuff...
[16:53] ---
    You see, my hobbies are...
SIGN    Operation: Cleverly Get Disliked as a Wishy-Washy Guy
[16:55] ---
    ...string figures,
[16:57] ---
    and spool knitting!
[17:00] ---
    Waaaah! So cute!
[17:03] ---
    I'm great at string figures!
[17:05] ---
    Do you want to make the Tokyo Tower together?
[17:10] ---
    Love is blind...
[17:12] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[17:14] ---
    Private 2nd Class Tamama?
[17:16] ---
    How is the plan?
[17:17] ---
    I brought a delicious snack!
SIGN    Space Kyoto-Style Takoyaki TDR!
[17:27] ---
    Space Kyoto-Style Takoyaki TDR!
[17:29] ---
    Thank you so much for what
    you did the other day!
[17:32] ---
    U-Uh... N-No...
[17:35] ---
    And... um...
[17:36] ---
    Benii beninii!
[17:43] ---
    What are these?!
[17:46] ---
    Takoyaki this time?!
[17:47] ---
    Red pickled ginger!
[17:53] ---
    Beni!
[17:54] ---
    Beni beni beni!
[17:55] ---
    Gero?!
[17:56] ---
    Our snacks!
[18:01] ---
    Help me!
[18:02] ---
    Darn it!
[18:03] ---
    I'll save you right now!
[18:05] ---
    What?!
[18:06] ---
    Dammit!
[18:08] ---
    Fine.
[18:11] ---
    Beni?!
[18:13] ---
    Take this!
[18:14] ---
    Beni beni beni!
[18:22] ---
    What a pain in the neck...
[18:24] ---
    My prince...
[18:26] ---
    Why do you... look like that?
[18:30] ---
    Senpai ain't got his anti-barrier on.
[18:33] ---
    We have no choice...
[18:36] ---
    Please understand.
[18:39] ---
    I'm no prince.
[18:44] ---
    I'm...
[18:45] ---
    I'm, uh...
[18:46] ---
    I came here to invade this planet...
[18:48] ---
    Oh, so this is where you were!
[18:52] ---
    What?!
[18:53] ---
    Y-You're...
SIGN    Green Fairy-san
[18:57] ---
    You're the green fairy that
    was on the southern island!
[19:00] ---
    H-Hello! It's been a while!
[19:02] ---
    I actually came here in search of my friend.
[19:05] ---
    Friend?
[19:08] ---
    Ahh! He looks just like you!
[19:11] ---
    You see, you see?
[19:13] ---
    So you're not a prince, you're a fairy!
[19:16] ---
    F-Faiwy?
[19:18] ---
    W-Wait!
[19:19] ---
    I wanted to tell you the truth,
    the whole truth, and nothing b—
[19:23] ---
    Fairy land is a wonderful land!
[19:25] ---
    The happiest land in all the world!
[19:29] ---
    A blue fairy and even a black fairy!
[19:32] ---
    Come on now! All of you back to fairy land!
[19:35] ---
    Let's go, let's go!
[19:38] ---
    Wait! Red fairy-san!
[19:42] ---
    Will I...
[19:44] ---
    Will I see you again?
[19:49] ---
    Of course!
[19:50] ---
    As long as you keep your childlike heart,
[19:53] ---
    I'm sure we'll meet again someday!
[19:55] ---
    But for now, goodbye!
[20:00] ---
    Again... someday...
[20:05] ---
    We somehow convinced her, sir!
[20:08] ---
    Now we just need to get back
    our takoyaki, and...
[20:10] ---
    You guys...
[20:13] ---
    L-Lady Natsumi?!
[20:15] ---
    I... I'm sorry!
[20:16] ---
    But there was no other way!
[20:19] ---
    Well... it wasn't bad for you, stupid frog.
[20:22] ---
    But...
[20:25] ---
    Gero?
[20:47] ---
    You seem down... what's wrong?
[20:49] ---
    Well...
[20:50] ---
    Morning!
[20:53] ---
    Yayoi?!
[20:54] ---
    U-Um... are you okay?
[20:56] ---
    Huh?
[20:57] ---
    That stuff yesterday...
[20:59] ---
    Ahh! I was really surprised!
[21:01] ---
    So you were friends with fairies!
[21:04] ---
    Cheer up.
[21:06] ---
    I know you're sad that your friend went
    back to the fairy land, but cheer up, okay?
[21:10] ---
    What about you, Yayoi?
[21:12] ---
    Are you okay?
[21:15] ---
    Ah! I have to hurry, I'm going to be late!
[21:18] ---
    Wait, Yayoi!
[21:22] ---
    I'm fine.
[21:23] ---
    After all... we'll meet
    again someday, won't we?
[21:26] ---
    My red fairy!
[21:29] ---
    They say the girl looked
    a little more grown-up that day.
[21:39] [SONG] ---
    If the Pekoponians want an alien sample,
[21:39] [SONG] ---
    Pekopon-jin no sanpuru to shite
[21:41] [SONG] ---
    I don't mind being researched, y'know?
[21:41] [SONG] ---
    kenkyuu sarete yatte mo ii zee~?
[21:45] [SONG] ---
    Ku ku ku ku ku ku!
[21:45] [SONG] ---
    Kuu kku kku kku... nite'nee!
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    Not even close!
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    Pekoponian ☆ suits.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    Pekopon-jin ☆ suutsu
[21:53] [SONG] ---
    They are heavy suits.
[21:53] [SONG] ---
    Omoi ze suutsu
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Seasonal changes, designs updated...
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Shiizun kawatte dezain isshin
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Aimu a kurietaa
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    I'm a creator.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Supponpon-jin ☆ suwetto
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Nakedian ☆ sweat.
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Karui ze hayai ze suwetto
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Fast and light, those sweats.
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    Hadaka no hadaka no suutsu de kanpeki
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    A nude nude suit is perfect.
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Hai kerotto piisu v
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Okay, Kerotto peace! V!
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    Daijoubu Daijoubu
    Kuuki wa yomenai mai raifu
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    I'm okay, I'm okay.
    My life is socially clueless.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Daijoubu daijouburuburu
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    I'm okay, I'm o-shivershiver.
[22:10] [SONG] ---
    Hai kerotto daasshu =3
[22:10] [SONG] ---
    Okay, Kerotto dash! =3
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Daishouri Daishouri Ninki
    no akashi da kyuutiifeisu
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Major win, major win.
    Proof of popularity is a cutie face.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Daishouri daishourinrin
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Major win, majorinrin.
[22:17] [SONG] ---
    Subetta rasutapiaa
[22:17] [SONG] ---
    Joke flopped, last appear!
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Ouen suru kara ganbatte
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    I'll cheer you on, so do your best.
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    Sono kawari to itcha nan dakedo
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    And then, I know I shouldn't
    ask for this, but...
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    tomodachi ni natte kurenai ka
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    ...would you be my friend?
[22:29] [SONG] ---
    Sonna komatta kao shicha iyaan
[22:29] [SONG] ---
    Nooooo, don't make that troubled face!
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    Tooku no hoshi mo warawaseyou
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    Let's bring laughter to faraway stars.
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    Dakara furusato kesanai de
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    So don't erase my homeland.
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    (Tanomu!)
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    (Please!)
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Matte matte! Shin neta wa
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Wait, wait! My new jokes are
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    Keron-sei demo daikouhyou
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    Popular even on Planet Keron!
[22:46] [SONG] ---
    (Tabun?)
[22:46] [SONG] ---
    (Probably?)
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Uchuu wa hiroi dore kurai?
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Space is big, just how much about?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    Doushite koko o eranda no
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    Why did you choose this place?
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    (Ore meate?)
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    (After me?)
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    Guuzen ja nai yo ne kon'ya mo
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    This can't be a coincidence,
    not tonight as well.
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
    Supponpon de pon!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
    Naked de pon!
[23:07] ---
    Alisa Southerncross.
[23:09] ---
    Daddy, a.k.a. Nevula.
[23:11] ---
    In order for me to become human,
[23:13] ---
    I need energy from
    those who lurk in the dark.
[23:15] ---
    Precisely, Alisa.
[23:16] ---
    That is why I must hunt.
[23:19] ---
    Yes.
[23:20] ---
    So... Daddy, do you lurk in the dark?
[23:22] ---
    Huh? Th-That's... uh...
[23:24] ---
    Never mind that!
[23:26] ---
    Picnic!
[23:27] ---
    "Alisa's First Mom, Sir?!"
[23:30] ---
    It's a two-parter. How's that?
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!