E271 - Tamama: It is Tough Being a Senpai, Sir! / Natsumi: We Are Boys, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:20] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:20] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:31] ---
    One day.
[01:33] ---
    So, believe or not, our Keroro Platoon
[01:36] ---
    will be getting a new member, sir!
SIGN    A new member?!
[01:39] ---
    A new member?!
[01:41] ---
    Which means...
[01:43] ---
    Tama?
[01:44] ---
    Tamama-dono, you will be
    getting a kouhai!
[01:49] ---
    I have been the lowest-ranked in the
    Keroro Platoon all this time...
SIGN    Kouhai (Junior)
[01:53] ---
    And finally...
[01:55] ---
    Finally...
[01:57] ---
    ...I will have a kouhai!
[01:59] ---
    And so, here's our new member!
[02:08] ---
    Recruit Joriri, sir!
SIGN    Joriri
[02:19] ---
    Tamama: It is Tough Being a Senpai, Sir!
[02:24] ---
    What do you mean
     our new member is Joriri?!
SIGN    Fumble Fumble
[02:27] ---
    Well, uh, the thing about that is...
SIGN    Reception
[02:30] ---
    He joined the line for new
    applicants to the Keron Army,
[02:33] ---
    mistaking it for some scramble-brained
    ramen store or something.
[02:36] ---
    And he just ended up getting
    registered, apparently, sir.
[02:40] ---
    How... how... irresponsible...
[02:43] ---
    And what are the odds that he would
    end up a member of our platoon?
[02:46] ---
    More to the point, why is it Joriri again?
SIGN    Heavy atmosphere
[02:50] ---
    W-Well... yeah, I know...
[02:52] ---
    Let's just do the introductions, okay?
[02:54] ---
    Recruit Joriri.
[02:58] ---
    Do you know the phrase
     "savor every moment"?
[03:01] ---
    Basically, it's like this.
[03:03] ---
    If you find some food,
    take in the whole flavor!
[03:06] ---
    Wrong, of course.
SIGN    Increasingly heeeeeavy atmosphere
SIGN    Assignment Order
[03:11] ---
    S-Sooooo...
[03:13] ---
    Responsibility for taking care of Joriri...
SIGN    Give the job to this guy!
SIGN    Bingo
[03:16] ---
    ...belongs to this guy!
[03:19] ---
    I... I am still not mature...
[03:21] ---
    I do not think I could look after a junior...
[03:23] ---
    Like hell I'm looking after Joriri.
[03:26] ---
    Well, good luck, Tamama.
[03:28] ---
    It is in your hands.
[03:29] ---
    Thanks a lot!
[03:31] ---
    Or, like, saying likewise?
[03:38] ---
    Glad to be working with you!
[03:41] ---
    I can't believe Joriri of
    all people is my kouhai...
[03:44] ---
    I wonder if I will be able to handle this...
[03:46] ---
    Ra-ri-ru-re-ro.
[03:50] ---
    No, I must not become discouraged!
[03:52] ---
    I must show him my authority as a senpai!
[03:58] ---
    Starting today, as your senpai, I will be
    training you up into a worthy Keron Army soldier!
SIGN    Guts
[04:03] ---
    Recruit Joriri!
    Listen closely to what I am saying!
[04:07] ---
    Do not yawn in front of your senpai!
[04:10] ---
    You are in the army!
    Here, we are strict about rank!
[04:13] ---
    You will speak politely to your senpai!
[04:14] ---
    Your replies will be
    "Yes, sir!" or "No, sir!"
[04:16] ---
    Do you understand?!
[04:19] ---
    Do you know the phrase "seniority system"?
SIGN    Seniority System
[04:22] ---
    Basically, it's like this.
[04:24] ---
    The older the singer, the further
    to the front on Red and White.
SIGN    Senpai
[04:29] ---
    You are speaking down to me already?!
[04:32] ---
    All right then, recruit,
[04:33] ---
    your first jobs will be
    miscellaneous drudgery.
[04:37] ---
    Memorize the layout of this base.
[04:40] ---
    Sure, sure.
[04:41] ---
    This is the spa.
[04:43] ---
    Clean it every morning.
[04:45] ---
    This is the nurse's office.
[04:47] ---
    You have to listen to what
    Chief Nurse Pururu wants.
[04:49] ---
    No, seriously, why is it Joriri again?
[04:53] ---
    This is Mr. Sergeant's
    burn-up Gundam model room.
[04:56] ---
    And this is... uh...
[04:59] ---
    Um... was this a massage room?
[05:01] ---
    Um...
[05:03] ---
    And this one... huh?
[05:05] ---
    What was this for again?
[05:07] ---
    Oh, this is a tea room.
SIGN    Sluurrrrrrrp
[05:10] ---
    Tama!
[05:12] ---
    A billiards room!
[05:14] ---
    And this is the noodle-making factory.
[05:15] ---
    Why do we have one of those in the base?
[05:18] ---
    No, wait, why do you know more
    about this base than me?!
[05:21] ---
    Do you know the phrase
    "three years on the rock"?
[05:25] ---
    Basically, it's like this.
SIGN    Three years on the rock
[05:27] ---
    The pickle pressing stone in the cupboard
    has about three years' worth of dust on it.
[05:31] ---
    You make no sense.
[05:33] ---
    None at all.
SIGN    Senpai —>
SIGN    This is humiliating
    I cannot take any more
    This is unfair
    Shame
    Why am I the only
[05:34] ---
    His impudent speech...
[05:36] ---
    His greater knowledge than his senpai...
SIGN    Senpai
[05:38] ---
    This guy is cocky for a kouhai!
[05:42] ---
    Fine, then I'll make things
    hard as hell for you, eh?
[05:45] ---
    Make it absolutely spotless!
[05:47] ---
    Polish it so much, I can lick it!
[05:50] ---
    Keep the quantity down for late-night snacks!
[05:52] ---
    And sweet tooths forever!
[05:55] ---
    Tamari!
[05:56] ---
    Working him this hard is enough
    to cheer even me up, eh?
[06:00] ---
    The toilet was even cleaner than normal!
[06:03] ---
    I normally pass on sweet stuff
    for late-night snacks,
[06:06] ---
    but yesterday's wasn't half bad.
[06:08] ---
    Well!
[06:09] ---
    My Gundam model collection
[06:11] ---
    looked so clean, I almost didn't recognize it!
[06:14] ---
    Or, like, feeling refreshed?
SIGN    Praise Praise
[06:16] ---
    Well, Recruit Joriri!
[06:18] ---
    You are pretty good, sir!
[06:20] ---
    Makes it obvious how much
    Tamama-senpai was slacking off.
[06:26] ---
    Excuse me a moment.
[06:28] ---
    I've run out of some medical supplies.
[06:30] ---
    Could you go buy them for me?
[06:32] ---
    Tamama!
[06:33] ---
    Take Joriri with you to
    Alien Town, would you, eh?
[06:36] ---
    I do not want to be stuck
    with him any longer!
[06:42] ---
    Hey.
[06:43] ---
    Are you sure about that?
[06:47] ---
    Kouhai are always impudent at first.
[06:51] ---
    Acting big will not get them to follow you.
[06:54] ---
    Then what should I do?!
[06:56] ---
    Take pride in being a senpai
    of the Keroro Platoon.
[07:00] ---
    If you don't forget that,
    I'm sure you will be fine.
[07:05] ---
    Pride?
[07:08] ---
    Okay, listen up.
[07:10] ---
    This is where you buy the things
    Chief Nurse Pururu asks you for.
[07:14] ---
    Uh huh...
SIGN    Snap
[07:15] ---
    You are too cheeky for a kouhai!
[07:18] ---
    Oh! It's the Keronians!
[07:20] ---
    Tama?
[07:21] ---
    Bratterling!
[07:23] ---
    What a pest to meet at a time like this...
[07:26] ---
    Green guy not with you today?
[07:29] ---
    The green guy is not here, correct.
[07:31] ---
    That so?
[07:32] ---
    Hand that over, then.
[07:34] ---
    I'm gonna buy it!
[07:35] ---
    Ahh! That is the last one!
[07:38] ---
    What? You got a problem with that?
[07:39] ---
    You are cheeky for a Keronian.
[07:42] ---
    What's yours is mine!
[07:44] ---
    And what's mine is mine.
[07:46] ---
    Ahh, fine, stuff it.
[07:47] ---
    Turning around and going home
    is the best plan here.
[07:52] ---
    Hey! You guys!
[07:54] ---
    Do you know the phrase
    "victory goes to the swift"?
[07:58] ---
    Basically, it's like this.
[08:00] ---
    Throw late in Rock-Paper-Scissors,
    and that's a penalty loss.
[08:04] ---
    Who do you think you are?
[08:06] ---
    Try making a little sense!
[08:08] ---
    What is Joriri doing?!
[08:11] ---
    Ugh... I do not want to get
    dragged into trouble...
[08:15] ---
    He brought this on himself.
[08:17] ---
    I will ignore it all.
[08:19] ---
    Even if you accidentally throw paper after
    saying "first is always rock," have pride!
[08:24] ---
    Take pride in being a senpai
    of the Keroro Platoon.
[08:31] ---
    Will you shut up already?!
[08:34] ---
    Get lost!
[08:37] ---
    Get your hands off my kouhai!
[08:51] ---
    S-Senpai, I hurt all over...
[08:59] ---
    Huh?
[09:01] ---
    Is he... uh...
[09:03] ---
    ...strong...?
[09:13] ---
    Joriri!
[09:15] ---
    You okay?
[09:16] ---
    I am fine!
[09:18] ---
    This is nothing for a se—
[09:21] ---
    Do you know the phrase "you forget
    the heat once it's down your throat"?
[09:25] ---
    Basically, it's like this.
[09:27] ---
    A croquette can only burn you
    on the roof of your mouth.
[09:31] ---
    As usual, I cannot tell what you are saying.
[09:37] ---
    Joriri was discharged?
[09:38] ---
    Well, yeah.
[09:40] ---
    He said, y'know, that it doesn't suit him.
[09:43] ---
    And the army realized their mistake.
[09:46] ---
    That idiot!
[09:47] ---
    We were finally getting along!
[09:50] ---
    Ah! Private Tamama!
SIGN    Sluurrrrrrrp
[09:52] ---
    How could he leave without saying anything?!
[09:55] ---
    Joriri!
[09:57] ---
    Tama?
[10:00] ---
    Heya.
[10:01] ---
    What?!
[10:03] ---
    J-Joriri?
SIGN    Oohashi Construction
[10:08] ---
    Yo, senpai!
[10:10] ---
    He may have left the Keroro Platoon,
    but Joriri is still in their base.
[10:15] ---
    And from this day onwards,
    he will call Tamama "senpai."
[10:19] ---
    Do you know the phrase
    "savor every moment"?
[10:22] ---
    Well? Senpai?
[10:24] ---
    But he's just talking down to him.
[10:34] ---
    Sudden question,
[10:35] ---
    but have any of you ever felt
    jealous of the other gender?
[10:40] ---
    Hey, I found another delicious
    cake shop the other day.
[10:43] ---
    Want to go together?
[10:45] ---
    Oh, definitely!
[10:46] ---
    What about you, Natsumi?
[10:47] ---
    I'm in charge of dinner tonight,
[10:49] ---
    so I have to go home
    and start that, unfortunately.
[10:52] ---
    Sorry. You two go on your own, okay?
[10:59] ---
    Saburo-senpa—!
[11:00] ---
    And it was really good.
[11:02] ---
    Wow. Lend it to me sometime.
[11:05] ---
    Ah, I've already got dibs.
[11:07] ---
    Fine, after you then.
[11:09] ---
    Okay.
[11:10] ---
    That's rare, to see Saburo-senpai
    with other boys.
[11:15] ---
    They probably have more fun
    when it's just boys, right?
[11:18] ---
    Yeah.
[11:23] ---
    Natsumi: We Are Boys, Sir!
[11:29] ---
    Gero gerori.
[11:30] ---
    Today's operation will be...
[11:32] ---
    ...this!
[11:34] ---
    What is that?
[11:36] ---
    Get a load of this: it is the...
[11:38] ---
    ..."We Are Boys" Cannon!
[11:40] ---
    It is a formidable new weapon that
    changes girls into boys, sir!
SIGN    Ikenai Taiyou... ♪
[11:44] ---
    Ohh! Ikemen Paradise!
SIGN    Other
[11:47] ---
    This thing will change all the
    girls throughout Pekopon into boys,
[11:51] ---
    What's "Other"?
SIGN    Girls Wiped Out
[11:52] ---
    accelerate the decline in the birth rate...
[11:54] ---
    Uhhh, "Other"?
[11:57] ---
    That's a drawn-out operation.
[11:59] ---
    But with it we can definitely invade, sir!
[12:02] ---
    About how many years will that take?
[12:05] ---
    Uhh...
[12:08] ---
    It says "Lasts for three hours" on it.
SIGN    Lasts for 3 hours
[12:11] ---
    Three piddling hours?!
[12:13] ---
    What, you have a complaint
    or something, Kekkero-kun?
[12:16] ---
    Give me money for it, then!
[12:18] ---
    Grrrrr! Everyone wants money!
[12:23] ---
    Gero.
[12:24] ---
    Again...
[12:24] ---
    ...he put his...
[12:25] ---
    ...foot in it.
SIGN    Hey!!
[12:34] ---
    It must be nice being a boy.
[12:36] ---
    They can be friends with Saburo-senpai
    without worrying about anything.
[12:39] ---
    He didn't even notice me.
SIGN    GO! GO! GO!
[12:49] ---
    I'm home!
[12:55] ---
    I'm covered in sweat!
[12:57] ---
    Think I'll have a shower...
[13:01] ---
    Huh?
[13:02] ---
    Whah?! Whah?!
[13:07] ---
    What is this?!
[13:08] ---
    When did I turn into a boy?!
[13:13] ---
    Don't tell me I've got...
SIGN    Gyaaaaaaaaaaa!
[13:22] ---
    What is this?!
[13:23] ---
    What's going on?!
[13:25] ---
    What's wrong, Sis?
[13:29] ---
    Uhh, I...
[13:31] ---
    This is...
[13:32] ---
    Sorry, wrong room!
[13:34] ---
    No, it isn't!
[13:35] ---
    Come back, Fuyuki!
[13:38] ---
    You are useless in these
    situations, little bro...
[13:42] ---
    But!
[13:43] ---
    This is without doubt his doing!
[13:46] ---
    Kero kero kero...
[13:50] ---
    Sh...
[13:51] ---
    She comes!
[13:52] ---
    At that moment, Sergeant Keroro
    felt the greatest bloodlust of the century!
SIGN    Please don't look for me.
    Keroro
[14:04] ---
    Please don't look for me.
[14:06] ---
    Keroro.
[14:10] ---
    Where did he go?!
[14:18] ---
    Don't move!
[14:19] ---
    Who're you?!
[14:20] ---
    It's me, me!
[14:23] ---
    Me...?
SIGN    Whaaaaat?!
[14:26] ---
    Whaaaaat?!
[14:28] ---
    Natsumi is a boy...
[14:29] ---
    Boy is a Natsumi...
[14:31] ---
    Natsumi is a boy...
[14:32] ---
    Corporal Giroro: over capacity, down and out!
SIGN    Down and out...
[14:37] ---
    Geez...
[14:38] ---
    What has your brain blown up for?
[14:40] ---
    Natsumi-saaaan!
[14:43] ---
    Don't startle me like that...
[14:45] ---
    That's not Natsumi-san!
[14:48] ---
    S-Sorry!
[14:52] ---
    Ahh! Wait— Why are you running away?!
[14:56] ---
    Wait a moment!
[14:59] ---
    Koyuki-chan!
[15:01] ---
    Oww!
[15:02] ---
    Are you okay?
[15:03] ---
    Yeah, I'm f—
[15:09] ---
    S-Saburo-senpai!
[15:14] ---
    What do I do?!
[15:20] ---
    If I can pass myself off as a boy...
[15:23] ---
    ...I could get to know Saburo-senpai.
[15:25] ---
    I haven't seen you before.
[15:27] ---
    Do you live around here?
[15:28] ---
    Ahh, umm, I...
[15:30] ---
    Er, that is, I...
[15:32] ---
    I've only just moved here, and, uh...
[15:35] ---
    ...I'm a bit lost!
[15:37] ---
    Huh, really?
[15:38] ---
    Okay.
[15:39] ---
    Want me to show you around?
[15:42] ---
    What?! Really?!
[15:45] ---
    Huh, for real?
[15:47] ---
    Well, I'm killing time right now, anyway.
[15:49] ---
    I'm Saburo.
[15:51] ---
    I... I'm Natsu... Natsu...
[15:54] ---
    Natsuo.
[15:55] ---
    Nice to meet you.
[15:56] ---
    Saburo-senpai's hand!
SIGN    Chills
[15:57] ---
    Saburo-senpai!
[16:00] ---
    Meanwhile.
[16:01] ---
    Gero?!
[16:02] ---
    Lady Natsumi?!
[16:03] ---
    Y-Yeah.
[16:05] ---
    Sh-She was a boy.
[16:08] ---
    She is mad for sure.
[16:09] ---
    Oh, crap.
[16:10] ---
    What the crap do I do...
    this is seriously serious...
[16:15] ---
    I sometimes come to this arcade to play
    games with the other guys from my class.
[16:19] ---
    Oh, cool!
[16:21] ---
    I always buy my clothes here.
[16:23] ---
    They look good, huh?
[16:25] ---
    Oh, yeah, that's freaking sweet!
SIGN    
[16:31] ---
    That ramen place is pretty good.
[16:34] ---
    Cool.
[16:35] ---
    He's taking me places
    I've never been before...
[16:38] ---
    And we're totally natural together!
[16:40] ---
    It might be more fun being a boy!
[16:45] ---
    Ah! A cake shop!
[16:47] ---
    Let's check it out!
[16:49] ---
    Huh? Just you and me?
[16:51] ---
    Huh?
[16:52] ---
    Is that... weird?
[16:54] ---
    Eh, I don't mind. Pretty unusual, though!
[16:57] ---
    I-Is it?
[16:59] ---
    Maybe you're right.
[17:05] ---
    That's unusual...
[17:07] ---
    What?
[17:08] ---
    Everyone's staring at us.
[17:10] ---
    Is it that weird for two guys
    to go into a cake shop?
[17:15] ---
    What's going on?
[17:17] ---
    That person... he's a boy,
    but he has Natsumi-san's scent.
[17:24] ---
    Koyu—
[17:26] ---
    Ah... Hey, guys!
[17:29] ---
    Geh!
[17:30] ---
    Yayoi and Satsuki!
[17:31] ---
    Saburo-senpai!
[17:33] ---
    Isn't Natsumi-chan with you?
[17:35] ---
    She said she had to go home today.
[17:38] ---
    Oh, right! I have to get back!
[17:40] ---
    Huh, is that so...
[17:42] ---
    Hey, why don't you line up with us?
[17:45] ---
    Oh, we couldn't intrude!
[17:48] ---
    It's fine, it's fine.
[17:49] ---
    It would've felt a bit weird for just us
    two guys to go in alone, anyway.
[17:53] ---
    What d'you think?
[17:53] ---
    Huh? Y-Yeah...
[17:55] ---
    Sure...
[18:00] ---
    What is this?
[18:02] ---
    This... awkward atmosphere...
[18:04] ---
    He's Natsuo-kun.
[18:06] ---
    We only just met.
[18:08] ---
    N-Nice to meet ya.
[18:10] ---
    H-Hello.
[18:12] ---
    It's nice to meet you...
[18:14] ---
    So you both like cakes, huh?
[18:16] ---
    Do you come here often?
[18:18] ---
    No... not very often...
[18:20] ---
    Umm...
[18:21] ---
    I'm on a diet, so...
[18:23] ---
    What are they lying for?!
[18:25] ---
    Why don't they just talk like normal?!
[18:29] ---
    Natsuo-kun, you're too assertive.
    They don't know how to respond!
[18:33] ---
    I... I wasn't trying to...
[18:39] ---
    This is soooo awful...
[18:42] ---
    This strawberry is so delicious!
[18:44] ---
    You like it?
[18:45] ---
    Go on, have mine.
[18:47] ---
    Are you sure?!
[18:48] ---
    Thank you very much!
[18:58] ---
    All right, I'll give you mine.
[19:00] ---
    Thank you!
[19:02] ---
    I feel like I've lost out!
[19:05] ---
    Okay, we'll leave you here.
[19:07] ---
    Thanks for walking us home!
[19:12] ---
    That was so tiring... I had to
    watch myself the whole time...
[19:15] ---
    Okay, so, I'm this way.
[19:17] ---
    Ah... Right... Sure. See you!
[19:20] ---
    See you, Natsuo-kun!
[19:28] ---
    Oh, right...
[19:30] ---
    He won't walk me home if I'm a boy.
SIGN    Stop
[19:37] ---
    Koyuki-chan!
[19:40] ---
    Wait... I said wait!
[19:46] ---
    Koyuki-chan!
[19:47] ---
    Wait!
[19:59] ---
    Natsumi-san!
[20:03] ---
    I'm back to normal...
[20:07] ---
    You do smell the same.
[20:09] ---
    Were you the boy I've been seeing?
[20:13] ---
    Well, yeah...
[20:15] ---
    Natsumi-san, did you...
    want to become a boy?!
[20:19] ---
    You must be joking!
[20:20] ---
    I much prefer being a girl.
[20:22] ---
    Of course you do!
[20:24] ---
    Hey, Koyuki-chan! Give me some space!
[20:30] ---
    No punishment?
SIGN    Preparations for midnight vanishing act
[20:32] ---
    Yep.
[20:33] ---
    At first I was thinking of
    all the things I'd do to you.
[20:36] ---
    But it's fine.
[20:37] ---
    I'll give you a pass on this one.
[20:39] ---
    Phew...
[20:40] ---
    That's a relief, madam!
[20:42] ---
    I thought I wouldn't be able to
    stay on Pekopon any more, madam!
[20:46] ---
    In fact, if you ever want to become
    a boy again, just tell me, madam!
[20:50] ---
    Very funny.
[20:52] ---
    Natsumi-chan was cool as a boy,
[20:54] ---
    but she really is best as a girl.
[20:58] ---
    Natsumi!
[21:02] ---
    What is that for?
[21:03] ---
    I am fine with you being a man.
[21:06] ---
    That way will lead to a stronger and less
    reserved rivalry on the battlefield, after all.
[21:10] ---
    Now...
[21:11] ---
    ...follow me!
SIGN    Soft Soft
[21:20] ---
    Ahh... thanks.
SIGN    Girl
[21:23] ---
    No... I...
[21:32] ---
    Ah, he ran!
[21:39] [SONG] ---
    Pekopon-jin no sanpuru to shite
[21:39] [SONG] ---
    If the Pekoponians want an alien sample,
[21:41] [SONG] ---
    kenkyuu sarete yatte mo ii zee~?
[21:41] [SONG] ---
    I don't mind being researched, y'know?
[21:45] [SONG] ---
    Ku ku ku ku ku ku!
[21:45] [SONG] ---
    Kuu kku kku kku... nite'nee!
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    Not even close!
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    Pekopon-jin ☆ suutsu
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    Pekoponian ☆ suits.
[21:53] [SONG] ---
    Omoi ze suutsu
[21:53] [SONG] ---
    They are heavy suits.
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Shiizun kawatte dezain isshin
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Seasonal changes, designs updated...
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Aimu a kurietaa
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    I'm a creator.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Supponpon-jin ☆ suwetto
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Nakedian ☆ sweat.
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Karui ze hayai ze suwetto
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Fast and light, those sweats.
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    Hadaka no hadaka no suutsu de kanpeki
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    A nude nude suit is perfect.
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Hai kerotto piisu v
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Okay, Kerotto peace! V!
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    Daijoubu Daijoubu
    Kuuki wa yomenai mai raifu
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    I'm okay, I'm okay.
    My life is socially clueless.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Daijoubu daijouburuburu
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    I'm okay, I'm o-shivershiver.
[22:10] [SONG] ---
    Hai kerotto daasshu =3
[22:10] [SONG] ---
    Okay, Kerotto dash! =3
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Daishouri Daishouri Ninki
    no akashi da kyuutiifeisu
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Major win, major win.
    Proof of popularity is a cutie face.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Daishouri daishourinrin
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Major win, majorinrin.
[22:17] [SONG] ---
    Subetta rasutapiaa
[22:17] [SONG] ---
    Joke flopped, last appear!
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Ouen suru kara ganbatte
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    I'll cheer you on, so do your best.
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    Sono kawari to itcha nan dakedo
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    And then, I know I shouldn't
    ask for this, but...
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    tomodachi ni natte kurenai ka
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    ...would you be my friend?
[22:29] [SONG] ---
    Sonna komatta kao shicha iyaan
[22:29] [SONG] ---
    Nooooo, don't make that troubled face!
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    Tooku no hoshi mo warawaseyou
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    Let's bring laughter to faraway stars.
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    Dakara furusato kesanai de
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    So don't erase my homeland.
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    (Tanomu!)
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    (Please!)
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Matte matte! Shin neta wa
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Wait, wait! My new jokes are
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    Keron-sei demo daikouhyou
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    Popular even on Planet Keron!
[22:46] [SONG] ---
    (Tabun?)
[22:46] [SONG] ---
    (Probably?)
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Uchuu wa hiroi dore kurai?
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Space is big, just how much about?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    Why did you choose this place?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    Doushite koko o eranda no
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    (After me?)
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    (Ore meate?)
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    This can't be a coincidence,
    not tonight as well.
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    Guuzen ja nai yo ne kon'ya mo
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
    Naked de pon!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
    Supponpon de pon!
[23:07] ---
    Hey, everyone, it's been a while!
[23:09] ---
    I am Uetsu Toru, the freelance reporter!
SIGN    Love
[23:12] ---
    To protect this Earth,
[23:13] ---
    I always have a secret eye
    on the invader Sergeant Keroro!
[23:16] ---
    Anyone out there, please call me
    when you find yourself in trouble!
[23:19] ---
    Weeeeeeet!
[23:20] ---
    Never mind that!
[23:22] ---
    I'm out of jokes!
[23:23] ---
    "Wettle King Versus 556, Sir!"
[23:26] ---
    "The Three Great Monsters:
    The Littlest Showdown on Pekopon, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
    These two stories. How's that?
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!