E356 - Keroro Platoon: True Dragon Warriors, Sir! / Mois: Springtime for My Other Me, Sir!
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[00:07] [SONG] ---
Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
[00:11] [SONG] ---
First we start by taking a break.
Can't-be-bothered planet!
[00:11] [SONG] ---
Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
[00:18] [SONG] ---
We've got curry again tonight!
Can't be bothered.
[00:18] [SONG] ---
Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
[00:22] [SONG] ---
A good mother is healthy and absent.
[00:22] [SONG] ---
Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
[00:25] [SONG] ---
Today's rice is al dente!
[00:25] [SONG] ---
Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
[00:29] [SONG] ---
What you say
depends a lot on how you're feeling.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Kibun shidai de wari to
iu koto ga chigatte'ru
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Let me do what I waaant!
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Suki ni saseroo
[00:34] [SONG] ---
What's wrong with that?
[00:34] [SONG] ---
Nani ga waruii
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Do your best three days after the fact!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Mikkago ni honki dase
[00:48] [SONG] ---
The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
[00:52] [SONG] ---
I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
Can't be bothered.
[00:52] [SONG] ---
Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
[00:56] [SONG] ---
The lights are yellow.
Don't overdo it!
[00:56] [SONG] ---
Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
[00:59] [SONG] ---
The color of not really trying...
that's kinda nice!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
[01:03] [SONG] ---
If it blows, you'll be late.
If it rains, you'll get the day off.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
ame ga futtara yasumi
[01:06] [SONG] ---
Sometimes you need to lie.
Here, your laws don't apply!
[01:06] [SONG] ---
Uso mo houben Chigai houken
[01:10] [SONG] ---
The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
[01:10] [SONG] ---
Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
[01:13] [SONG] ---
How long is this going on for?!
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
[01:17] [SONG] ---
I'll beat the crap outta you!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
SIGN Keroro Platoon: True Dragon Warriors, Sir!
[01:43] ---
Keroro Platoon: True Dragon Warriors, Sir!
[01:57] ---
The interstellar spaceship that warped out
has started to enter the atmosphere!
[02:01] ---
Or, like, crisis status?
[02:03] ---
Is it an enemy alien?
[02:05] ---
Confirming IFF.
[02:07] ---
They're allies!
[02:08] ---
What?!
[02:23] ---
Unbelievable!
[02:23] ---
It's the Galulu Platoon's personal spaceship!
[02:26] ---
Hey! Is somebody there?!
[02:30] ---
Gero!
[02:37] ---
Bro!
[02:38] ---
Are you all right, sir?
[02:42] ---
You all right?
[02:43] ---
Yeah.
[02:44] ---
Keroro...
[02:45] ---
Gero.
[02:46] ---
We haven't a moment to spare.
[02:48] ---
Soon, Planet Keron will...
[02:51] ---
...be annihilated!
[02:55] ---
Bro!
[02:57] ---
Lieutenant Galulu!
[03:05] ---
Well, it's a good thing you were here,
Chief Nurse Pururu.
[03:09] ---
But for the Galulu Platoon
to be beaten this badly...
[03:13] ---
Gero?
[03:14] ---
I've finished analyzing
the recorder we recovered.
[03:18] ---
Ooh!
[03:20] ---
Now we'll know what happened
to the Galulu Platoon.
[03:24] ---
Use the surviving systems
of the Keron Army fleet
[03:28] ---
to preserve some information on them!
[03:32] ---
What's this?!
[03:34] ---
This can't be!
[03:37] ---
Evade it!
[03:48] ---
What is that thing, sir?
[03:50] ---
Nobody knows its name.
[03:52] ---
First Lieutenant Galulu!
[03:54] ---
No, you need to lie down!
[03:55] ---
There's no time for that!
[03:58] ---
Listen, gentlemen of the Keroro Platoon!
[04:05] ---
They are unique creatures who can transform
their bodies into gravity waves
[04:10] ---
and cross the braneworld.
[04:12] ---
They materialized in present space through
the giant black hole called the Dragon's Egg!
[04:17] ---
The ones we could confirm
alone number 3,233,100,000,000!
[04:24] ---
You mean, this group of
dragon-like creatures?
[04:28] ---
It is only a coincidence
that they look like dragons.
[04:32] ---
In fact, they are dark matter: mock life-forms
composed of particles of heavy metal.
[04:37] ---
Their goal is likely...
[04:41] ---
...extermination of organic matter
across the whole universe!
[04:48] ---
Then, what about Planet Keron?
[04:49] ---
They are hurriedly constructing
a Dyson Ring around its sun.
[04:54] ---
They will make that the final defense line,
[04:56] ---
and equip it for the decisive battle.
[04:58] ---
You're kidding!
[04:59] ---
Isn't that just sitting
besieged and waiting to die?!
[05:02] ---
Well, it's like a candle in the wind.
[05:05] ---
I know!
[05:06] ---
I'm sure my daddy can do something!
[05:09] ---
It's futile.
[05:10] ---
Our allies, the Angol clan,
[05:13] ---
were attacked by them at the foremost,
[05:13] ---
The number you are dialing cannot be reached.
[05:15] ---
and contact with them has ceased.
[05:17] ---
They are out of power.
[05:17] ---
Or, like, contact broken?
[05:19] ---
What will happen to Planet Keron?!
[05:22] ---
At this rate, it's only a matter of time!
[05:24] ---
I-Is there something we can do?
[05:27] ---
And so!
[05:29] ---
And so, for us to force our way
through the enemy's siege,
[05:33] ---
I have come here to Pekopon.
[05:35] ---
Keroro!
[05:36] ---
Gero?
[05:44] ---
Non.
[05:47] ---
Non.
[05:50] ---
The super-ancient Keron Army
predicted a situation like this.
[05:54] ---
And, as the ultimate defense measure,
[05:57] ---
they perfected a technique to turn the
Keronians themselves into bioweapons.
[06:03] ---
The Keronians themselves?
[06:05] ---
The popular name is Draco-Keron.
[06:08] ---
The activation experiment was
conducted in ancient times,
[06:11] ---
but because of the great danger,
[06:13] ---
it was sealed on an uncivilized planet
nobody knew about.
[06:16] ---
You mean, that uncivilized planet was—
[06:18] ---
Yes, Pekopon here.
[06:21] ---
And so, you gentlemen will see
firsthand a part of the Draco-Keron.
[06:33] ---
Are you truly certain of this?
[06:36] ---
Of course, ma'am!
[06:38] ---
But is it really possible?
[06:40] ---
According to my calculations,
[06:42] ---
by using the larvalized Terara
as intermediary,
[06:44] ---
it should be possible to awaken the residual
Draco-Keron energy sleeping inside of us.
[06:50] ---
I was also somehow able to restore the
Dragon Book that had lost its power.
[06:54] ---
Tera!
[06:55] ---
In that case, I want you
to do this right away!
[06:57] ---
Our home is surely on the verge
of being overrun!
[07:02] ---
Understood.
[07:03] ---
Wait!
[07:04] ---
Master Fuyuki?
[07:06] ---
You're fighting a terrible enemy
this time, right?
[07:08] ---
If you fight them, is there any guarantee
you'll survive to come home?
[07:15] ---
Well?!
[07:18] ---
Th-That's right!
[07:20] ---
Sis?
[07:21] ---
You're dumb and a blockhead.
[07:22] ---
Clumsy and lazy.
[07:24] ---
Could such a stupid frog be
expected to return home safely?
[07:31] ---
Master Fuyuki, Lady Natsumi...
[07:34] ---
I promise you,
we will survive and return home!
[07:38] ---
Sarge...
[07:43] ---
Well, then, I'll begin.
[07:46] ---
Monbaston! Rektiton!
[07:49] ---
Purantelmen Dondragones.
[07:50] ---
Anmelmontan Runenbaste.
[07:52] ---
Purantelmen Dondragones.
[07:54] ---
Anmelmontan Runenbaste.
[07:56] ---
Purantelmen Dondragones.
[07:59] ---
Anmelmontan Runenbaste.
[08:00] ---
Purantelmen Dondragones.
[08:01] ---
Here it comes!
[08:02] ---
Anmelmontan Runenbaste.
[08:03] ---
Th-This is!
[08:04] ---
Purantelmen Dondragones.
[08:04] ---
My body is roasting!
[08:06] ---
Anmelmontan Runenbaste.
[08:06] ---
My work is complete.
[08:08] ---
Dracu Dracu Akunbarta!
[08:32] ---
Sarge!
[08:39] ---
Watch! The warriors are going.
[08:50] ---
Keep your promise, okay?
[09:17] ---
Our predicted DS-out coordinates
are the center of the Toad Nebula!
[09:20] ---
Right in the middle of the
3,233,100,000,000 enemies!
[09:26] ---
Convenient for saving the effort
of capturing the enemy.
[09:29] ---
Members, are you ready for battle?!
[09:32] ---
I'm itching to show my skill!
[09:34] ---
I will release here and now my assassin
ability that had been sealed away!
[09:49] ---
We'll make this the final battle for
the Keroro Platoon Dragon Warriors!
[09:54] ---
Roger!
[09:55] ---
Go!
[09:58] ---
Tamama Impact!
[10:16] ---
Zero-Dimensional Slash!
[10:20] ---
Gero?!
[10:46] ---
Well...
[10:47] ---
It was pretty tough at that time, sir!
[10:50] ---
Since you came to my home,
a lot sure has happened, Sarge.
[10:54] ---
Still, this place is too peaceful.
It seems like my strength will lose its edge.
[10:58] ---
Maybe another big flashy incident will—
[11:00] ---
Stop that, Sarge!
[11:02] ---
Because, you see...
[11:05] ---
Isn't peace the best after all?
[11:07] ---
Right, Sarge?
[11:09] ---
Master Fuyuki...
[11:11] ---
Well, it's just as you say.
[11:13] ---
It's because it's peaceful that I'm
able to put together plastic models!
[11:17] ---
Peaceful model-building is fine and all...
[11:19] ---
Gero!
[11:20] ---
...but have you finished the laundry
I asked you to do?
[11:23] ---
Stupid frog?
[11:24] ---
G-Gah!
[11:26] ---
I completely forgot!
[11:29] ---
Aww, silly Sarge.
[11:31] ---
"Let this peace last forever,"
[11:34] ---
Fuyuki wished from the bottom of his heart.
[11:42] ---
I'm so glad I came to the next town!
[11:44] ---
I was able to buy the new
Gundam plastic model Uncle wanted,
[11:48] ---
and I discovered a lovely fault line, too!
[11:53] ---
Don't let it get you down, Asami.
[11:55] ---
You still have your first-choice
university, right?
[11:57] ---
But, I failed at all the backup schools!
[12:00] ---
That's...!
[12:02] ---
Surely all you wise viewers remember.
[12:06] ---
This high school girl is Asami-chan.
[12:07] ---
When Mois-chan came to Pekopon,
[12:10] ---
she modeled herself after
the image and spirit of this girl.
[12:17] ---
I wonder if the Great Lord of Terror will
come destroy the Earth for me tonight.
[12:21] ---
If so, I wouldn't have to suffer
this much over entrance exams!
[12:25] ---
Uh, no... the Great Lord of
Terror thing is old news.
[12:28] ---
Come on!
[12:29] ---
The Great Lord may have slept in, you know!
[12:32] ---
Yeah, yeah. Overslept, you mean.
SIGN Great Lord of Terror
[12:34] ---
Miss Asami is suffering
because Mois slept in!
[12:39] ---
I have to do something for her!
[12:43] ---
Mois: Springtime for My Other Me, Sir!
[12:55] ---
Man, I quit!
[12:58] ---
Maybe I'm just not cut out for university.
[13:01] ---
Will you hurry over, Great Lord of Terror?
[13:04] ---
Yes. I have just arrived.
[13:07] ---
Oh, then can you destroy
the Earth for me right now?
[13:10] ---
Yes, gladly!
[13:14] ---
Okay, I'll start right away.
[13:16] ---
Y-You're my doppelgänger I met before!
[13:19] ---
Wh-What have you come here for?!
[13:21] ---
I heard that you're suffering from
entrance exams because I slept in,
[13:26] ---
so I came to rescue you!
[13:27] ---
Huh?
[13:28] ---
I'll destroy Pekopon right away,
[13:30] ---
and free you from your suffering!
[13:35] ---
Destroying Pekopon wll only take
a moment, so please be at ease.
[13:38] ---
Why would I be at ease?!
[13:40] ---
Okay, here I go!
[13:44] ---
Armageddon! One Oneth—
[13:47] ---
Wait a minute!
[13:49] ---
Yes?
[13:50] ---
When I said I wanted the Earth
destroyed, I was joking!
[13:54] ---
Huh?! Is that true?
[13:56] ---
Y-Yeah...
[13:57] ---
I have the entrance exam for my
first choice university in two weeks,
[14:02] ---
but I've failed every
other university's exams.
[14:05] ---
If I'm going to fail my first choice,
[14:07] ---
then the Earth might as well vanish,
is what I meant.
[14:10] ---
So that's what it was...
[14:12] ---
If you understand—
[14:13] ---
Understood!
[14:18] ---
You'll study with me
until the day of your exam!
[14:22] ---
Or, like, toiling effort?
[14:24] ---
Uh, how did we end up on this?
[14:26] ---
Miss Asami.
[14:28] ---
You want to go to that university, right?
[14:31] ---
Yes, I do...
SIGN Asami Victory Good luck, Asami!
Fight! Be Number One in the World!
[14:35] ---
Even if I work my very hardest,
[14:37] ---
it might end up not going well. Again.
[14:40] ---
If so, then I might as well
quit studying hard.
[14:43] ---
You'll be fine.
[14:45] ---
You'll be fine, Miss Asami.
[14:47] ---
You can pass.
[14:49] ---
How can you say that,
when I haven't taken it yet?!
[14:51] ---
You'll be fine!
[14:55] ---
Just until the exam, okay?!
[14:57] ---
Right! Let's do our best!
[14:59] ---
Or, like, apply oneself?
[15:01] ---
Thus, Mois's days of man-to-man
guidance as a tutor began.
SIGN Monday
SIGN Tuesday
SIGN Wednesday
SIGN Thursday
SIGN Friday
SIGN Saturday
[15:18] ---
Because this historical record is
from year 18 of the Tenshou era,
[15:22] ---
for explaining Hishikawa Moronobu,
the bearer of Genroku era culture, it is the most—
[15:32] ---
Or, like, Armageddon One-Oneth!
[15:36] ---
Or, like, instant effect?
[15:38] ---
Why, you!
[15:43] ---
Now, just hold out a little longer.
[15:48] ---
Incredible, Asami!
[15:50] ---
You got all the questions correct!
[15:53] ---
If you keep this up, your top choice
looks to be a cinch!
[15:56] ---
Or, like, fully prepared?
[15:59] ---
"Or, like"?
[16:01] ---
Go on, give me the next question!
[16:04] ---
Yeah, yeah!
[16:05] ---
Now, bring it!
[16:06] ---
Or, like, one-shot contest?
[16:09] ---
You're saying it again!
[16:11] ---
And then, the day before the exam...
[16:13] ---
Okay, the last practice exam.
[16:15] ---
Ready... start!
SIGN For her sake, I'll definitely
pass the college entrance exam!!
[16:50] ---
Now, hurry up and grade—
[16:56] ---
Or, like, fulfilled purpose?
[17:06] ---
All right, guess I'll hold out
just a little longer.
[17:28] ---
Oh, no! I overslept!
[17:31] ---
Miss Asami, hurry and get ready—
[17:34] ---
What's this?
SIGN What'll I do if my
home tutor oversleeps?! (lol)
SIGN Or, like, teacher failing!! (grin)
Thank you. Asami.
[17:35] ---
"What'll I do if my home tutor oversleeps?!"
[17:38] ---
"Or, like, teacher failing!!"
[17:41] ---
"Thank you. Asami."
[17:43] ---
Miss Asami...
[17:48] ---
Oh, no! I missed my chance to give her this!
[17:52] ---
The Literature Department exam site is here!
[17:56] ---
I've worked hard all this time.
[17:58] ---
I'll be fine.
SIGN Literature Department
[18:16] ---
Excuse me!
[18:17] ---
Where is the Literature Department exam site?
[18:20] ---
I think it was over there?
[18:22] ---
Thank you very much!
[18:25] ---
That girl...
[18:26] ---
Isn't she cold with so little on?!
[18:32] ---
What'll I do?
SIGN Question # Answer Blanks
[18:34] ---
I skipped a line while filling in
my Japanese History answer form!
[18:38] ---
From how it's felt so far,
I'm pretty close to the edge, too!
[18:42] ---
And of all things, the last one is
my tough subject, modern literature!
[18:46] ---
Maybe I'm done for, after all?
SIGN English
Japanese History, World History (option)
Lunch Break
Modern Literature
SIGN Or, Like, Success Praying
[18:59] ---
This is...
[19:00] ---
Say, was that girl her twin?
[19:02] ---
Yeah, they were identical.
[19:03] ---
Right? Identical.
[19:06] ---
Dummy, what are you doing?
SIGN Or, like, Success Praying
[19:14] ---
Hang in there, Miss Asami.
[19:19] ---
Easier said than done...
SIGN Japanese: Read the following selection and answer the questions afterward
[19:23] ---
I knew it, it's over!
[19:26] ---
Or, like, Armageddon One Oneth—
[19:31] ---
You there, don't look around!
[19:33] ---
S-Sorry about that!
SIGN Choose the meaning for these four-character compounds that appeared in the selection:
[19:40] ---
Or, like, toiling effort?
[19:42] ---
Or, like, apply oneself?
[19:45] ---
Or, like, fulfilled purpose?
[19:49] ---
One question at a time.
[19:51] ---
If I calm down and solve them, I'll be fine.
[19:53] ---
I've been working hard all this time.
[19:55] ---
I'll be fine.
SIGN Ohashi University
[19:59] ---
And then, the day of the
acceptance announcements.
SIGN Ohashi University Acceptance Announcements
SIGN Or, Like, Success Praying
[20:03] ---
Asking me to come along since
you were scared by yourself.
[20:05] ---
That's pretty meek for you, Asami.
[20:07] ---
Hey, what's wrong with that?
[20:10] ---
Look!
[20:11] ---
It's over there.
[20:12] ---
All right!
[20:13] ---
Congratulations!
[20:14] ---
Aww!
[20:16] ---
You did it!
[20:18] ---
Hooray! Hooray!
[20:18] ---
Wanna hurry and look?
[20:21] ---
Hooray!
[20:21] ---
Yeah...
[20:23] ---
Congratulations!
SIGN Literature
Department
[20:27] ---
Aw, it's no good! I'm too scared!
[20:29] ---
Look for me! I'm #123.
[20:32] ---
Oh, all right.
[20:35] ---
Well? Not there, right? I knew it.
[20:38] ---
It really isn't there?!
[20:40] ---
If you're worried, then try
looking at it yourself.
[20:42] ---
Don't be so mean!
[20:46] ---
123, 123, 123...
[20:54] ---
Congratulations on passing!
[20:56] ---
Or, like, fulfilled purpose?
[21:02] ---
What's wrong?
[21:06] ---
Hey! Where are you going, Asami?!
[21:08] ---
I'm going to go thank the
Great Lord of Terror!
[21:12] ---
"Great Lord of Terror"?
[21:29] ---
Hey, you're watching out there
somewhere, right?
[21:32] ---
My other me!
[21:38] ---
Thank you!
[21:43] ---
May all of you watching
have a good springtime, too.
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Ume!
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Plums!
[21:57] [SONG] ---
Choko!
[21:57] [SONG] ---
Choccies!
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Gumi!
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Gummies!
[22:00] [SONG] ---
Tsukemono!
[22:00] [SONG] ---
Pickles!
[22:01] [SONG] ---
Stick it on. Stick it on.
Stick it on. Stick it on.
[22:01] [SONG] ---
Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
[22:04] [SONG] ---
Forward march,
and carry all of this stuff, as well.
[22:04] [SONG] ---
Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
[22:07] [SONG] ---
Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
[22:07] [SONG] ---
Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
[22:11] [SONG] ---
Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
[22:11] [SONG] ---
Heppoko heppiri hacchira
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Yes, sir!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Iessaa
[22:14] [SONG] ---
If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
[22:14] [SONG] ---
Sumanai koto suru na yo
[22:18] [SONG] ---
Watch out for the
village of swindlers and cheats.
[22:18] [SONG] ---
Yamashi no sato abunai
[22:21] [SONG] ---
Go, go, to the edges of the land.
[22:21] [SONG] ---
Yuke yuke chi no hate e
[22:28] [SONG] ---
A first-in-history feat of speed.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
[22:32] [SONG] ---
You can master it, sir.
[22:32] [SONG] ---
Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
[22:35] [SONG] ---
Train for it in the afternoon.
(Nooo, not in the morning.)
[22:35] [SONG] ---
Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
[22:42] [SONG] ---
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
[22:45] [SONG] ---
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
[22:45] [SONG] ---
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Yoroshiku suimin
[22:56] [SONG] ---
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
[22:56] [SONG] ---
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
[22:59] [SONG] ---
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
[22:59] [SONG] ---
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
[23:03] [SONG] ---
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
[23:03] [SONG] ---
Yoroshiku suimin
[23:15] [SONG] ---
She's stuck on me!
[23:15] [SONG] ---
Kuttsuichatta
[23:22] ---
Sergeant Keroro here!
[23:24] ---
The Hinata family has finally
been invited to Planet Keron,
[23:27] ---
our peaceful and beautiful home!
[23:29] ---
I'm going to have Fuyuki
spend the night at my home!
[23:33] ---
Yahoo!
[23:34] ---
That aside...
[23:36] ---
Huh? What do you mean, "Eliminate Fuyuki"?!
[23:40] ---
"Hinata Family: Haru Returns, Sir!"
[23:43] ---
One full episode! How's that?
[23:45] ---
Ge-Gero!
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