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E33 - The Keroro Platoon Invades Pekopon with Anime, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:12] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:12] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:31] ---
    Today, the entire Keroro Platoon
    is on edge like never before.
[01:37] ---
    Everyone, the day, the moment,
    has finally come.
[01:42] ---
    All this time...
    We've waited all this time!
SIGN    Neon Genesis Nihankelicon
SIGN    Shonen Alpha Captain Geroro
[01:47] ---
    It's been three months since the announcement
    of the Captain Geroro anime adaptation.
[01:50] ---
    But the long wait finally ends
    in a few seconds, sir!
SIGN    Record Stop
[02:00] ---
    It is beginning!
[02:03] ---
    It's captured the original's feel!
[02:05] ---
    Hmph. That's ridiculous.
SIGN    Planned and Produced by SUNIRASE
[02:14] ---
    Ah, that is Captain Geroro.
[02:17] ---
    I hope the voice matches his character.
[02:21] ---
    I hope Combat Officer Kiroro is in it.
[02:24] [SONG] ---
    Space Captain Geroro!
SIGN    Captain Geroro
[02:38] ---
    The Keroro Platoon
    Invades Pekopon with Anime, Sir!
[02:45] ---
    What the...?!
SIGN    Space Gun Gamato Kululyser
SIGN    From journey to journey
SIGN    Farewell!
[02:50] ---
    What in the world are these?
[02:52] ---
    Why are there piles of
    Captain Geroro goods everywhere?
[02:55] ---
    I can't help but to buy these,
     as a fan.
[02:58] ---
    Aren't you supposed to be
    a Gundam model fanatic?
[03:00] ---
    I like both Captain Geroro and
    Gundam models. What can I do?
[03:04] ---
    I wanted to make Mr. Sergeant happy,
     so I bought two of each.
[03:08] ---
    I was being thoughtful for a change.
[03:12] ---
    It has always been my job
    to buy this kind of stuff.
[03:18] ---
    You guys...
[03:20] ---
    But that Combat Officer Kiroro
    exclusive fighter...
SIGN    Captain Geroro Mecha Collection Space Kiro
[03:26] ---
    I actually want it!
SIGN    I want it...
[03:31] ---
    Sum total of all the Captain Geroro
    goods that we've purchased so far
[03:36] ---
    is over two months' worth
    of our budget for the invasion.
[03:40] ---
    Or, like, red-ink debits?
SIGN    Red Ink
[03:44] ---
    Keroro Platoon: completely
    overwhelmed by Captain Geroro.
SIGN    Keroro Platoon
SIGN    Complete Defeat
[03:47] ---
    Are you serious...?
[03:49] ---
    Stay calm.
[03:54] ---
    We may have lost one battle.
[03:56] ---
    But a true soldier
[03:58] ---
    is supposed to find hope
    for victory out of a defeat.
[04:03] ---
    That dialogue is...
[04:05] ---
    That is Captain Giroro's
    dialogue from episode 1!
[04:09] ---
    Are you saying that you have
    found a path to victory out of this defeat?
[04:14] ---
    That's correct.
[04:16] ---
    Meaning... an eye for an eye,
    an anime for an anime!
[04:20] ---
    Invade Pekopon with anime, sir!
SIGN    Invade Pekopon with Anime
SIGN    Sergeant Keroro
[04:24] ---
    Pekoponians love anime.
[04:26] ---
    That's why we're gonna create an anime
[04:29] ---
    in which I am the lead character.
[04:31] ---
    Sergeant Keroro will be
    a favorite of children in no time.
[04:35] ---
    Character goods will be a big hit.
SIGN    Fire Prevention Disaster Prevention Month Inner-Tokyo Fire Department
[04:38] ---
    I'll become a national hero
SIGN    Animation Town
[04:41] ---
    and capture Pekoponians' hearts.
[04:45] ---
    And the money will pour in.
[04:49] ---
    That's how we'll conquer Pekopon, sir!
[04:52] ---
    What an incredible plan, Mr. Sergeant!
[04:54] ---
    I know.
[04:55] ---
    But...
[04:56] ---
    You, as the main character of a show?
[05:00] ---
    Most lead characters of
    long-running anime series are
[05:03] ---
    round-faced, like me!
SIGN    Round-Faced
[05:05] ---
    On top of that, they're
    clumsy and useless, aren't they?
[05:08] ---
    You will make a perfect
    lead character, Mr. Sergeant!
[05:12] ---
    Sure enough.
[05:13] ---
    I have no objection to the plan,
[05:15] ---
    as long as it will not
    pollute the environment.
[05:18] ---
    I have a question.
[05:20] ---
    What is it, Lady Mois?
[05:23] ---
    How do you make an anime?
[05:25] ---
    Or, like, program planning?
SIGN    Nobody Knows
[05:29] ---
    Nobody seems to know how.
[05:31] ---
    How to make an anime?
[05:33] ---
    Why are you asking me that?
[05:36] ---
    Wait a minute...
    are you scheming something again?
SIGN    Suspicious look
[05:40] ---
    No, that's not true, ma'am.
SIGN    Slap
[05:44] ---
    Look at me in the eyes, ma'am.
[05:46] ---
    You look even more suspicious.
[05:48] ---
    But hmm, anime...
SIGN    Seaweed
[05:50] ---
    I've never really thought about it,
[05:52] ---
    but I assume manga artists
    hand-draw them, don't they?
[05:55] ---
    Oh, I see.
[05:56] ---
    That's not even close, Sis!
[05:59] ---
    A manga artist uses many assistants
    just to finish one installment.
[06:06] ---
    So there'd be no time for him
    to make an anime.
[06:08] ---
    I guess you're right.
[06:10] ---
    Then do you know how it's done,
    Master Fuyuki?
[06:13] ---
    I don't know for sure...
[06:17] ---
    Mom might know!
[06:18] ---
    Lots of stuff from her publishing company
[06:20] ---
    has been made into anime series.
[06:22] ---
    This is Kadoyama Shoten,
     where their mom, Aki, works.
SIGN    Kadoyama Shoten Publishing Co.
SIGN    Kadoyama Shoten Editorial Office
[06:27] ---
    Ms. Hinata. Y-You have visitors...
[06:29] ---
    Yes?
[06:30] ---
    Sorry to interrupt, Lady Mom.
[06:33] ---
    Me, too!
[06:35] ---
    Kero-chan?
[06:39] ---
    I'm not exactly familiar with anime,
[06:42] ---
    but these are the materials
    sent to us by animation producers.
[06:46] ---
    That's a lot!
[06:47] ---
    What do they use them for?
[06:50] ---
    Well...
[06:51] ---
    Oh, I know. Just wait a second.
SIGN    How to Create Anime
[06:54] ---
    Here you go.
[06:56] ---
    We published this book years ago
    on how to make anime.
[07:00] ---
    Here are copies for all five of you.
[07:02] ---
    Thank you very much, Lady Mom!
[07:04] ---
    See ya, Kero-chan.
[07:05] ---
    I'll just deduct the cost of those books
    from your allowance, okay?
[07:10] ---
    Always budget-conscious, sir...
[07:12] ---
    She doesn't miss a thing.
[07:14] ---
    We shall start the operation.
[07:17] ---
    We're going to create an anime
[07:19] ---
    that will steal the hearts
    of all Pekoponians.
[07:22] ---
    Roger!
SIGN    Underground Secret Base・Scripting Room
SIGN    Art
[07:25] ---
    Sergeant Keroro is in charge of scripting.
SIGN    Sergeant Keroro
[07:27] ---
    A script is where the dialogue
    and storylines are written.
[07:31] ---
    In order to make a 30-minute
    animated episode,
SIGN    How to Create Anime
[07:36] ---
    you need approximately 60 pages
    of 200-letter composition paper.
[07:41] ---
    Gero.
[07:42] ---
    That's easy, sir!
[07:44] ---
    First of all, I'll start
    with my favorite line...
[07:47] ---
    "A Gundam model can't be built in one day."
[07:50] ---
    Next!
SIGN    Three Hours Later
[07:52] ---
    And three hours later...
[07:55] ---
    I can't come up with another good line.
[07:57] ---
    You can't call it a script
    if you only worry about dialogue,
[07:59] ---
    and don't have a good storyline.
[08:04] ---
    There's no way I can write 60 pages!
SIGN    Giving Up
[08:08] ---
    Private 2nd class Tamama
    is in charge of the storyboards.
SIGN    Same Location・Storyboard Room
SIGN    Tenacity
[08:11] ---
    Based on the script,
[08:13] ---
    you draw simple character
    movements in a storyboard.
[08:18] ---
    I got it.
[08:21] ---
    Are you done with the script, Mr. Sergeant?
[08:23] ---
    Well... sort of...
[08:25] ---
    Good job... Huh?
SIGN    Sergeant Keroro
    Script: Sgt Keroro
    Keroro: A Gundam model
    can't be built in one day.
    Keroro: You're going to a lot of
    trouble, aren't you?
    Keroro: I-It's Giroro... That Red guy...
    Keroro: You've got good eyes.
    Keroro: Even my dad never hit me.
[08:27] ---
    Only one page?
[08:28] ---
    Aren't you supposed to come up with 60 pages?
[08:32] ---
    Tamama-kun.
    I'll leave the rest to you.
SIGN    Tenacity
[08:37] ---
    Mr. Sergeant is acting strange.
[08:40] ---
    Anyway, all I have to do is to draw
    what's on the script, right?
[08:43] ---
    That should be easy.
SIGN    Three Hours Later
[08:45] ---
    And three hours later...
SIGN    Tenacity
[08:47] ---
    How in the world do I draw movements?
[08:51] ---
    Try drawing my movements, if you can!
[08:56] ---
    Losing your temper doesn't
    get you anywhere...
SIGN    Natsumi
SIGN    Same Location・Animation Room
[09:00] ---
    Corporal Giroro is in charge of animation.
[09:06] ---
    Done already?
SIGN    Start without me
[09:10] ---
    "Start without me"...?
SIGN    Natsumi
[09:15] ---
    Whatever. My job is to draw pictures.
SIGN    Three Hours Later
[09:21] ---
    And three hours later...
[09:23] ---
    Okay, I did it!
[09:26] ---
    Wow... I did a good job, if I say so myself.
[09:33] ---
    In order to make a 30-minute anime episode,
[09:35] ---
    you will need 3,000 sheets of drawings.
SIGN    3,000 sheets
[09:39] ---
    Three... thou... sand?
SIGN    How to Create Anime
[09:42] ---
    It took me all this time to draw just one.
[09:47] ---
    I have to do this 3,000 times?
[09:53] ---
    Lance Corporal Dororo is
    in charge of painting.
[09:55] ---
    Giroro-kun! Are you done yet?
[09:58] ---
    I am supposed to color your drawings.
SIGN    Natsumi
[10:04] ---
    Giroro-kun!
[10:06] ---
    It's impossible...
[10:07] ---
    I'm not cut out for animation production...
[10:12] ---
    Sergeant Major Kululu is
    in charge of background art.
[10:15] ---
    Wow!
SIGN    Same Location・Background Art Room
[10:17] ---
    You guys are pathetic.
[10:19] ---
    Beautiful work.
[10:19] ---
    This is incredible, Sergeant Major.
    How did you come up with these?
[10:24] ---
    I used my PC to capture images
    from other anime series,
[10:26] ---
    and simply erased the characters.
SIGN    That's cheating...
[10:30] ---
    That's cheating.
[10:34] ---
    I think an anime is something
    to watch, not to create.
[10:38] ---
    Yeah...
[10:39] ---
    I can't accept that, sir!
[10:42] ---
    All our combined forces
    could not produce a single episode,
[10:46] ---
    but dozens of episodes
    are aired on TV every week.
[10:50] ---
    What are you saying?
[10:52] ---
    Maybe there's an easy way to make anime.
[10:58] ---
    I think we should look into this further.
[11:03] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
SIGN    Underground Secret Base・Audio Room
[11:06] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[11:08] ---
    Angol Mois is in charge of audio.
[11:09] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[11:13] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[11:13] ---
    Is it all right to finish
    the opening song first?
[11:16] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[11:18] ---
    Or, like, first things second?
[11:21] ---
    Good job!
[11:22] ---
    Good job.
SIGN    Captain Geroro
[11:39] ---
    Allow me to remind you.
SIGN    Director
[11:40] ---
    These characters and companies are fictional,
[11:43] ---
    and not based on actual characters.
SIGN    One journey after another
SIGN    Farewell!
SIGN    Captain Geroro
[11:51] ---
    Aha... There's Captain Geroro!
[11:54] ---
    That means we're here.
[11:57] ---
    This is the animation company SUNIRASE.
[12:00] ---
    They produce Captain Geroro.
[12:03] ---
    With my information network,
[12:05] ---
    pinpointing a location is no trouble at all.
[12:10] ---
    We're here to find an easy way
    to make an anime.
SIGN    Same Location・Entrance Hall
[12:16] ---
    Set your anti-barriers to inaudible mode.
SIGN    Anti-barrier on
[12:22] ---
    With the help of their anti-barriers,
[12:25] ---
    no one can see or hear them.
[12:28] ---
    There must be a secret somewhere.
[12:31] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
SIGN    Today's Meetings
    Project Meeting
    Captain Geroro Script Meeting Photo Shoot Meeting
[12:36] ---
    "Script meeting"?
SIGN    Same Location・Conference Room
[12:40] ---
    It must be here, sir.
[12:43] ---
    Oof...
[12:44] ---
    Don't mean to keep repeating myself,
SIGN    Anti-barrier still in operation
[12:45] ---
    but their anti-barriers
    are still in operation.
SIGN    Captain Geroro Episode 16
[12:47] ---
    Mr. Sergeant! Look at this!
[12:50] ---
    Captain Geroro, Episode 16?
[12:52] ---
    Episodes 17 and 18 are over here...
[12:55] ---
    I guess these are scripts.
[12:58] ---
    I didn't know you could use a
    word processor. Then, I could have...
[13:03] ---
    No, I don't think that was the issue...
[13:05] ---
    Mr. Sergeant, look at this!
[13:08] ---
    Why are there so many instant dumplings?
[13:13] ---
    I know.
[13:14] ---
    These must be special-recipe
    instant dumplings
[13:17] ---
    that can make production
    of interesting anime easy, sir.
[13:21] ---
    These dumplings are so tasty, Director.
[13:23] ---
    They're special homemade dumplings.
[13:25] ---
    They'll help you come up with great ideas.
[13:29] ---
    Gero?
[13:30] ---
    I knew it. Pekoponians
    are careless to give out
[13:34] ---
    their easy anime-making method.
[13:36] ---
    They're soft... as soft
    as these instant dumplings.
[13:41] ---
    All kidding aside,
    some of those dumplings were
[13:43] ---
    mistakenly spiced up with
    red-hot chili peppers, so be careful.
[14:03] ---
    Huh?
SIGN    Same Location・Directorial Discussion Room
[14:07] ---
    That was terrible...
[14:10] ---
    There was something fishy about that place.
[14:12] ---
    Farewell, farewell...
[14:15] ---
    G'morning.
[14:17] ---
    I'll finish it up today.
[14:21] ---
    He must know the easiest way
    to make anime.
[14:28] ---
    Hey! Who are you?!
[14:31] ---
    He can see us, sir!
[14:32] ---
    How could he,
     when we have anti-barriers on?
[14:35] ---
    Three seconds. Hm.
[14:39] ---
    He didn't see us?
[14:40] ---
    He was just reading dialogue.
[14:43] ---
    Looks like he was timing dialogue
    with his stopwatch.
SIGN    Same Location・Drawing Room
[14:51] ---
    S-So fast!
[14:52] ---
    They are drawing at least
    three times faster than I can!
[14:57] ---
    This is professionalism.
[15:01] ---
    This pose is hard to draw...
[15:04] ---
    Looks like she's having a
    hard time. What will she do?
[15:08] ---
    This may be where the easy way
    to make anime will be revealed!
[15:12] ---
    Todoroki-kun. Could you pose like this?
[15:14] ---
    What?
[15:17] ---
    Like this?
[15:18] ---
    Exactly.
[15:19] ---
    I... I see! I just need someone
     to model for me!
[15:23] ---
    You don't need to be that surprised...
[15:25] ---
    If you want a model, just tell us.
[15:28] ---
    How is this?
[15:31] ---
    Why do I have to suffer like this?
[15:33] ---
    I'll give it a try before I forget.
[15:36] ---
    There's no pose as complex
    as a wrestling hold, they say...
[15:41] ---
    Keroro-kun! Hang in there.
SIGN    One Hour Later
[15:44] ---
    One hour later...
[15:48] ---
    C'mon!
[15:49] ---
    N-Not done yet?
[15:51] ---
    It's hard, even with models...
SIGN    Two Hours Later
[15:54] ---
    Two hours later...
[15:59] ---
    How much longer?
[16:00] ---
    Just a little longer...
SIGN    Five Hours Later
[16:03] ---
    Five hours later...
[16:06] ---
    Sorry!
[16:08] ---
    I'm just not cut out for this.
[16:10] ---
    What?
[16:11] ---
    You could've given up hours ago...
[16:14] ---
    Maybe I should've practiced
    first with a simpler pose.
[16:17] ---
    Then why don't you try an energy wave?
[16:20] ---
    It's flashy and suited to anime.
[16:23] ---
    Good idea!
[16:24] ---
    Here we go, Mr. Sergeant!
[16:28] ---
    Vacuum...
[16:30] ---
    ...Tamama Fist!
[16:39] ---
    Keroro-kun!
[16:42] ---
    How is it going?
[16:43] ---
    I think I'm getting the hang of it.
[16:46] ---
    Todoroki-kun!
    How about another pose?
[16:49] ---
    Oh, he's gone...
[16:51] ---
    I guess I'll just have to make do with this.
[16:54] ---
    What?! I could've just used a doll!
[16:56] ---
    It does seem so.
[16:58] ---
    What was the purpose... of all I did...
SIGN    Effort in Vain
SIGN    Same Location・Production Room
[17:14] ---
    We can't seem to find an easy
    anime-making method, can we?
[17:18] ---
    I have to say the same thing myself.
[17:20] ---
    Maybe there is simply no such thing?
[17:24] ---
    That can't be true!
[17:26] ---
    There should be a way
[17:28] ---
    of making anime easily
    to suck Pekoponians dry.
[17:33] ---
    There's no such thing as
    an easy way to make anime!
SIGN    Gasp!
[17:38] ---
    Yes, sir.
[17:39] ---
    Sorry.
[17:41] ---
    Instead of entertaining silly ideas,
    get busy. Is that clear?
[17:45] ---
    Yes, sir.
SIGN    Jolt
[17:48] ---
    Apparently, there's no such thing
    as an easy way to make anime.
[17:53] ---
    That seems to be the case.
[17:55] ---
    Rely on your own devices
    to realize your dreams...
[17:58] ---
    There is no point in a future
    handed you by someone else.
[18:01] ---
    Mr. Sergeant! Those are...
[18:03] ---
    Captain Geroro's lines from a preview!
[18:06] ---
    I was mistaken, sir!
[18:08] ---
    It's meaningless unless we
    accomplish our mission ourselves!
[18:15] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[18:17] ---
    Keroro...
[18:18] ---
    We have no time to waste here, sir!
[18:21] ---
    Let's get back to the base right away
    and resume our mission!
SIGN    Motivated!!
[18:25] ---
    Yeah!
SIGN    Art
SIGN    Tenacity
[18:42] ---
    My name is Sergeant Keroro.
[18:45] ---
    How do you d-do...
[18:47] ---
    Uncle, you bungled your line.
[18:49] ---
    Or, like, nervous speaker?
SIGN    Sergeant Keroro Premiere Screening
[18:53] ---
    Finally, they finished their anime.
SIGN    Sergeant Keroro
[19:04] ---
    I-It's starting.
[19:06] ---
    My name is Sergeant Keroro, sir!
[19:09] ---
    Those are my drawings!
[19:15] ---
    I'm dancing!
[19:19] ---
    Tamama Impact!
SIGN    Guwaaa...
[19:25] ---
    I look so cool!
[19:32] ---
    Hi-yah!
[19:35] ---
    This is amazing.
SIGN    Huh
[19:46] ---
    I think you did a better job with
    the Corporal Giroro scenes...
[19:50] ---
    W-What are you saying? That's not true.
[19:53] ---
    Well, your anime version looks better.
SIGN    Shocked
[20:03] ---
    At least the backgrounds are top-notch.
[20:06] ---
    It's our very own anime.
[20:11] ---
    Or, like, touching epic?
[20:15] ---
    A Gundam model can't be built in a day!
SIGN    The End
[20:26] ---
    That was a beautiful anime,
    Uncle. I'm so touched.
[20:30] ---
    Great. Let's broadcast this
    all over Pekopon...
[20:33] ---
    Not yet, sir.
[20:35] ---
    The script, story and animation
    are still substandard.
[20:38] ---
    Airing it as-is will bring
    shame to the Keroro Platoon.
[20:42] ---
    Keroro... Are you...
[20:45] ---
    I'm sure we can do a much
    better job than this. Am I right?
[20:50] ---
    Yeah!
[20:56] ---
    To make good anime,
    you need to do some research.
[21:01] ---
    I'm gonna watch all the
    classic masterpieces very carefully.
[21:04] ---
    I've been wondering why
    I've hardly seen you lately.
[21:07] ---
    You've been watching anime all day!
[21:09] ---
    Y-You might think I'm being lazy,
[21:12] ---
    but this is actually a part of
    our Pekopon invasion strategy...
[21:16] ---
    Invasion? That makes it
    even harder for me to accept.
SIGN    Oh?
[21:21] ---
    Turn off the TV.
    Do the cleaning and laundry.
[21:23] ---
    Roger, ma'am!
[21:24] ---
    Then wash the dishes, iron the clothes,
     and make the beds.
[21:28] ---
    Sure!
[21:29] ---
    Anime-making is quite addictive...
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    The passwords are:
    Afro and Sergeant.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
    3, 2, 1, fire!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[21:58] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:58] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Ranbou ni hipparu na
    Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Don't pull on it hard.
    Don't pinch it so freely.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Sore ijou chikazuku na
    Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Don't come any closer!
    Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
    messy messy.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Kibishii tatakai da ga
    tonikaku haragoshirae
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    It's a tough battle,
    but first we have to eat our fill.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Pyua na uchuu no seimei
    Sunao sugite heso magari
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    A pure space life form,
    so honest that he's crooked.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    The enemy has straight
    blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[23:06] ---
    This is Fuyuki.
[23:07] ---
    They say autumn is a time for
    contemplating art and enjoying food.
[23:10] ---
    But for me, autumn is all about
    enjoying the occult.
[23:12] ---
    In summer, there are so
    many people at popular locations,
[23:14] ---
    and running into a TV shoot
    can be disappointing.
[23:18] ---
    I recommend an "autumn of the occult."
[23:20] ---
    Never mind such things!
[23:21] ---
    The next episode will be
    all about the joys of autumn.
[23:23] ---
    "Momoka vs. Koyuki:
    Battle for Hot Springs, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
    "Keroro & Fuyuki: Let's Take It Easy, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
    These two stories. How's that?
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!