E314 - Keroro: The Naked Invader, Sir! / Natsumi & Saburo: Lunch Break Sky, Sir!

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[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
[00:11] [SONG] ---
    First we start by taking a break.
     Can't-be-bothered planet!
[00:11] [SONG] ---
    Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    We've got curry again tonight!
    Can't be bothered.
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    A good mother is healthy and absent.
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Today's rice is al dente!
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    What you say
    depends a lot on how you're feeling.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Kibun shidai de wari to
    iu koto ga chigatte'ru
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Let me do what I waaant!
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Suki ni saseroo
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    What's wrong with that?
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    Nani ga waruii
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Do your best three days after the fact!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Mikkago ni honki dase
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
    Can't be bothered.
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    The lights are yellow.
     Don't overdo it!
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    The color of not really trying...
    that's kinda nice!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    If it blows, you'll be late.
    If it rains, you'll get the day off.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
    ame ga futtara yasumi
[01:06] [SONG] ---
    Sometimes you need to lie.
    Here, your laws don't apply!
[01:06] [SONG] ---
    Uso mo houben Chigai houken
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    How long is this going on for?!
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    I'll beat the crap outta you!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
SIGN    2010
[01:31] ---
    2010.
[01:32] ---
    The Earth was suddenly subjected to
    invasion by mysterious extraterrestrials,
[01:36] ---
    and the city was reduced
    to rubble in an instant.
[01:42] ---
    Gero gero gero gero gero!
[01:44] ---
    Foolish Pekoponians...
[01:46] ---
    Bow before us!
[01:49] ---
    However...
[01:50] ---
    ...one brave man stood in the way
[01:53] ---
    of that fearsome invader.
SIGN    Adhesion
[01:56] ---
    Adhesion!
[02:07] ---
    Space Detective...
SIGN    Space Detective 556
[02:11] ---
    556!
[02:13] ---
    Laser Bamboo Sword!
[02:31] ---
    Gero!
[02:34] ---
    Justice will always win!
SIGN    Gluten
[02:43] ---
    A dream!
[02:45] ---
    I'm sorry... I'm sorry...
[02:48] ---
    That's right...
[02:49] ---
    I'm a champion of justice, a space detective!
[02:52] ---
    I have to protect this planet from falling
    into the hands of alien invaders!
[03:02] ---
    Wait for me...
[03:03] ---
    ...Keroro!
[03:04] ---
    Zzzz...
[03:09] ---
    Keroro: The Naked Invader, Sir!
[03:15] ---
    It's finally finished!
[03:17] ---
    Behold this fearsome invasion weapon!
[03:20] ---
    I had it developed after getting a hint
    from an old Pekoponian fairy tale,
SIGN    I'm-an-idiot-aren't-I-a-real-dope Gun
[03:24] ---
    The I'm-an-idiot-aren't-I-a-real-dope gun!
[03:26] ---
    Wh-What?!
[03:28] ---
    A gun?
[03:33] ---
    It is a pity. Mr. Sergeant has at last...
[03:36] ---
    This gun uses a special anti-barrier,
[03:40] ---
    set so that idiots can't see it.
[03:42] ---
    It doesn't work on morons, either.
[03:45] ---
    Corporal Giroro!
[03:47] ---
    Private Tamama!
[03:48] ---
    Y-Yes?
[03:50] ---
    Don't tell me you're such an idiot
[03:52] ---
    that you can't see the gun?
[03:57] ---
    O-Oh, come on!
[03:58] ---
    Of course I can see it!
[04:01] ---
    Y-Yeah...
[04:03] ---
    It's a very intimidating gun, isn't it?
[04:07] ---
    Gero gerori!
[04:09] ---
    You fell for it...
[04:10] ---
    There is no such gun!
[04:13] ---
    Wha...?!
[04:16] ---
    When you're told that idiots can't see it,
[04:19] ---
    it's only natural to lie and
    say that you can see it.
[04:23] ---
    And if you get "shot" after being told
    that it doesn't work on morons,
[04:26] ---
    you'd pretend that you got hit.
[04:28] ---
    Or, like, only fitting?
[04:30] ---
    It's the fearsome, no-cost invasion weapon
[04:33] ---
    that cleverly manipulates human psychology.
[04:36] ---
    Gero gero gero gero!
[04:38] ---
    I'll use this to take
    Lady Natsumi down a few pegs!
[04:43] [SONG] ---
    Skya skya skya... skya...
[04:47] [SONG] ---
    Skya skya skya...
[04:48] ---
    Prepare yourself, Lady Natsumi!
[04:49] [SONG] ---
    Skya skya skya skya skya...
[04:51] [SONG] ---
    Skya skya skya skya...
[04:53] ---
    Gero?!
[04:54] ---
    A visitor at a time like this?!
[04:57] ---
    Coming!
[04:59] ---
    Ding dong!
[05:03] ---
    556-san...
[05:05] ---
    Is Keroro here?!
[05:06] ---
    He seems to be out right now...
[05:08] ---
    Then I'll wait for him!
[05:11] ---
    Y-You can't just come in...
[05:13] ---
    O-Of all people, at a time like this...
[05:16] ---
    I can't imagine that the logic of this gun
    would get through 556's head.
[05:20] ---
    I'll just have to wait here quietly
    until he goes home.
[05:28] ---
    U-Um...
[05:29] ---
    Have some tea.
[05:36] ---
    H-How's your little sister, Lavie-san?
[05:45] ---
    This isn't working.
    There's nothing to fill the time with.
[05:51] ---
    U-Um, I'm gonna put the radio on!
[05:55] ---
    Here we go with today's edition of 623 Radio!
[05:58] ---
    We'll start with a poem.
[06:00] ---
    Today's theme is... "love"!
[06:03] ---
    What?!
[06:04] ---
    Love!
[06:05] ---
    That's something you'll never regret!
[06:07] ---
    And it's something that can't be stopped!
[06:10] ---
    Right!
[06:14] ---
    I can't do this! I can't
    hang out with him anymore!
[06:18] ---
    Wait!
[06:20] ---
    Where are you going?!
[06:20] ---
    U-Um...
[06:22] ---
    J-Just to the bathroom...
[06:30] ---
    Stupid frog?
[06:32] ---
    This is where you've been?
[06:33] ---
    Keep your voice down, Lady Natsumi!
[06:36] ---
    We're both going to wait in here
    until 556 goes home!
[06:40] ---
    Because if you don't, I'll use this gun.
[06:43] ---
    What are you talking about?
[06:44] ---
    This gun is made so that idiots can't see it!
[06:49] ---
    And it doesn't work on morons, either!
[06:52] ---
    Don't tell me that you can't see
[06:55] ---
    the gun, Lady Natsumi?
[06:56] ---
    Wh-What do you take me for?
[06:59] ---
    I can see it fine!
[07:00] ---
    Gero gerori!
[07:02] ---
    Then keep quiet...
[07:09] ---
    I'm back!
[07:13] ---
    556-san, are you here to see Sarge?
[07:15] ---
    Love! It's something that you
    shouldn't hesitate about!
SIGN    Out of nowhere?!
[07:19] ---
    I don't know much about love...
[07:22] ---
    Nishizawa-san, I'm going to change.
[07:25] ---
    Would you wait for me?
[07:27] ---
    Um, Fuyuki-kun...
[07:32] ---
    H-Hello...
[07:39] ---
    Do you have courage in your heart?!
[07:42] ---
    That's proof of being alive!
[07:46] ---
    No good...
[07:47] ---
    I can't communicate with this man.
[07:51] ---
    Excuse me...
[07:53] ---
    I'm going to the restroom.
[07:59] ---
    Natsumi-san and Keroro-san?
[08:02] ---
    Lady Momoka, keep quiet and
    stay here for the time being.
[08:07] ---
    Otherwise...
[08:09] ---
    This is a gun that's
    invisible to idiots only!
[08:12] ---
    Don't tell me you can't see it, Lady Momoka?
[08:15] ---
    I... I can't see that gun.
[08:18] ---
    But...
[08:19] ---
    ...I can't let them think
    I'm an idiot here.
[08:30] ---
    Koyuki is here!
[08:32] ---
    Is Natsumi-san around?
[08:37] ---
    She's not around, huh?
[08:40] ---
    Understood.
[08:41] ---
    We had plans to do our homework together,
[08:44] ---
    so I'll wait here.
[08:48] ---
    Somehow they're having a conversation.
[08:52] ---
    But first...
[08:54] ---
    ...I'm going to use the bathroom!
[08:58] ---
    Lady Koyuki, be still.
[09:01] ---
    This is a gun that can't be seen by idiots,
[09:03] ---
    and doesn't work on morons.
[09:06] ---
    Um... Um...
[09:10] ---
    Koyuki-chan...
[09:11] ---
    I can't see any gun,
[09:13] ---
    but it seems Natsumi-san
    and Momoka-san can.
[09:23] ---
    I've been observing the situation,
[09:26] ---
    but milady Momoka hasn't
    returned from the restroom.
[09:29] ---
    I'm worried, so I'm going to check on her.
[09:34] ---
    Milady Momoka, are you all right in there?
[09:39] ---
    Milady Momoka...
[09:41] ---
    Don't move, sir!
[09:42] ---
    What?!
[09:44] ---
    This is a gun that can't be seen by idiots,
[09:46] ---
    and it doesn't work on morons.
[09:48] ---
    Don't tell me you can't see it, Master Paul?
[09:53] ---
    Now get in here and close the door.
[09:56] ---
    I can't say that I can't see it
    in front of milady Momoka.
[10:00] ---
    I'll go in for now.
[10:04] ---
    556...
[10:06] ---
    Go home...
[10:10] ---
    Sorry to keep you waiting, Nishizawa-san.
[10:12] ---
    Huh? Nishizawa-san?
[10:14] ---
    Nishizawa-san, where did you go?
[10:17] ---
    Nishizawa-san!
[10:19] ---
    Fuyuki-kun...
[10:20] ---
    Don't move, sir!
[10:22] ---
    Gero!
[10:30] ---
    What's going on here?!
[10:31] ---
    So you were in there, Keroro!
[10:33] ---
    Space Detective 556 is going to foil
[10:35] ---
    your invasion plan, no matter what!
[10:40] ---
    Adhesion!
[10:43] ---
    Since you've found me, I have no choice.
[10:45] ---
    Don't move, 556!
[10:48] ---
    556-san!
[10:49] ---
    Idiots can't see that gun!
[10:52] ---
    I don't see any gun!
[10:55] ---
    However!
[10:56] ---
    Even if I can't see it,
    the eyes of my heart can!
[10:59] ---
    Now, fight!
[11:03] ---
    Blam! Blam! Blam!
[11:09] ---
    I-It just figures with 556.
[11:11] ---
    His idiocy is light years
    beyond my imagination.
[11:16] ---
    Slump...
[11:17] ---
    I win, Keroro!
[11:19] ---
    Space Detective 556!
[11:21] ---
    As long as he's around,
[11:22] ---
    peace on Earth can probably be maintained!
[11:24] ---
    Go! Space Detective 556!
[11:27] ---
    Don't lose, Space Detective 556!
[11:30] ---
    I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[11:31] ---
    I'm sorry he's a moron!
SIGN    Space Detective 556
[11:41] ---
    Club activities...
[11:42] ---
    It's about youth rushing around.
[11:46] ---
    The symbol of sweat and tears.
[11:48] ---
    Baseball...
[11:50] ---
    Tennis...
[11:51] ---
    Brass band...
[11:52] ---
    And this club, too...
[11:56] ---
    Huh?
[11:57] ---
    We have this club in our school?
[12:01] ---
    Oh, yeah...
[12:02] ---
    What is it?
SIGN    Invasion Club Now accepting new members! Join up if you're interested in invading Earth!
[12:04] ---
    "Invasion Club. Now accepting new members..."
[12:09] ---
    It's that stupid frog again!
[12:15] ---
    Natsumi & Saburo: Lunch Break Sky, Sir!
SIGN    Invasion Club
[12:22] ---
    Invasion Club...
SIGN    Invasion Club
[12:24] ---
    This is it!
[12:26] ---
    Hey, stupid frog...
[12:31] ---
    Hi, Natsumi-chan.
[12:32] ---
    Welcome to the Invasion Club!
[12:34] ---
    What are you doing here, Saburo-senpai?
[12:37] ---
    Kululu asked me.
[12:39] ---
    It sounded like fun,
[12:41] ---
    so I thought I'd give it a try.
[12:43] ---
    But Saburo-senpai...
[12:45] ---
    Recently, they've closed off the school roof
[12:47] ---
    because it's supposedly dangerous,
[12:50] ---
    so without a place to slack off,
    I've been at a loss.
[12:54] ---
    And I figured maybe this room
    would be perfect.
[12:58] ---
    You're happy-go-lucky about it.
[13:00] ---
    But it's an Invasion Club!
[13:01] ---
    Certainly, "Invasion Club" sounds bad,
SIGN    Invasion
[13:05] ---
    but depending on how you do it,
[13:06] ---
    it could be kind of a fun invasion.
[13:09] ---
    What do you think, Natsumi-chan?
[13:12] ---
    Why not give it a shot with me?
[13:14] ---
    Club activities with Saburo-senpai...
[13:19] ---
    Only the two of us are members...
SIGN    Kululu
[13:23] ---
    Hey, Kulu-tan!
[13:25] ---
    Did you ask Master Saburo to do that thing?
[13:29] ---
    The Invasion Club?
[13:31] ---
    I asked him to do it, yes.
[13:34] ---
    Invasion Club?
[13:35] ---
    That's not it!
[13:37] ---
    I said "Gundam Model Club."
[13:39] ---
    Huh? Is that right?
[13:42] ---
    Don't give me "Huh"!
[13:44] ---
    How could you get "Gundam Model Club"
    mixed up with "Invasion Club"?
[13:48] ---
    Gundam Model Club, Gundam Model Club,
[13:50] ---
    Gundam Model Club, Gundam Mamama Club,
[13:52] ---
    Invadamamama Club,
    Invasioma Club, Invasion Club?
[13:55] ---
    Talk normally, idiot!
[13:57] ---
    After all, we're invaders!
[14:00] ---
    Invaders... what comes to mind? Invasion Club.
[14:02] ---
    You can't blame me for the mistake.
[14:04] ---
    What's the idea of acting like
    an invader only now, of all times?!
[14:08] ---
    I'm not taking this lying down!
[14:09] ---
    I'm gonna march right into Kissho Academy
[14:12] ---
    and found a Gundam Model Club!
[14:16] ---
    We didn't get any new members
[14:18] ---
    for the Occult Club this month, either.
SIGN    Occult Club New Members Welcome! The occult permeates this era.
[14:22] ---
    Occult Club. New Members Welcome.
SIGN    Not!
[14:26] ---
    Not!
[14:27] ---
    Somebody tacked that on...
[14:30] ---
    That's why we haven't gotten
    a single new member.
[14:33] ---
    Yeah...
[14:35] ---
    Who would do such a thing?
[14:38] ---
    I'm sorry, Fuyuki-kun!
[14:40] ---
    The truth is, I added that.
[14:43] ---
    But I did it so the club would
    only be the two of us...
[14:48] ---
    Hey, you over there.
[14:51] ---
    Where's the room for that new Invasion Club?
[14:54] ---
    Sarge?!
[14:56] ---
    Momocchi and Fukki!
[14:58] ---
    What are you doing, Sarge?!
[15:00] ---
    You said something about an Invasion Club?
[15:02] ---
    Yeah, but it's not supposed
    to be an Invasion Club.
[15:05] ---
    I wanted to make a Gundam Model Club!
[15:08] ---
    Gundam Model Club?
[15:10] ---
    That's right.
[15:11] ---
    Recently, with the recession,
    there's been a decrease in my allowance,
SIGN    Congratulations Establishment of the Gundam Model Club
[15:14] ---
    so my plan was to create
     a Gundam Model Club
[15:17] ---
    here at Kisshi Academy,
     and then buy models with the club budget.
[15:21] ---
    That cheap craftiness of yours
[15:23] ---
    makes me feel tingly all over!
[15:26] ---
    But it got all botched up!
[15:27] ---
    Thanks to Kululu, it somehow
    became an Invasion Club!
[15:32] ---
    Um, Fuyuki-kun...
[15:32] ---
    Grrr! Grrr!
[15:33] ---
    Grrr!
[15:34] ---
    I don't think we should
    get involved with this...
[15:34] ---
    That four-eyed yellow rat!
[15:35] ---
    That four-eyed yellow rat!
[15:37] ---
    That Dr. Kukkulu...
[15:37] ---
    Yeah. Sounds like it...
[15:38] ---
    That Dr. Kukkulu...
[15:39] ---
    Talk normally, idiot!
[15:43] ---
    Where's Natsumi-san?
[15:46] ---
    I thought we could share my lunch...
[15:50] ---
    If you're looking for Natsumi...
[15:51] ---
    ...she said something about an Invasion Club.
[15:54] ---
    But she hasn't come back.
[15:57] ---
    Invasion Club?
SIGN    Invasion Club
[16:02] ---
    This is the Invasion Club room.
[16:05] ---
    The room that was meant to be
    the Gundam Model Club room!
[16:08] ---
    Let's go, Private Tamama!
[16:10] ---
    Let's take our clubroom back!
[16:12] ---
    Let's do it!
[16:15] ---
    Stupid frog?!
[16:17] ---
    Natchi!
[16:19] ---
    What are you plotting here, Natsumigeddon?!
[16:21] ---
    Take a hike, now!
[16:23] ---
    Huh?
[16:24] ---
    Aren't you the one who wanted me
    to make an Invasion Club?
[16:28] ---
    It wasn't supposed to be an Invasion Club!
[16:30] ---
    I wanted to make a Gundam Model Club!
[16:33] ---
    So change it to a
    Gundam Model Club right away!
[16:37] ---
    But I've been planning fun things to do.
[16:40] ---
    So I hope you don't interfere.
[16:43] ---
    See, Natsumi-chan and I
[16:44] ---
    are going to do fun Invasion Club activities,
[16:47] ---
    starting now!
[16:51] ---
    That's the flag of Planet Keron!
[16:53] ---
    You cannot diss our flag!
[16:56] ---
    Tamama Impact!
[17:03] ---
    W-Wait, Saburo-senpai...
[17:05] ---
    Here we go, Natsumi-chan!
[17:11] ---
    This way!
[17:14] ---
    Saburo-senpai, where are we going?!
[17:16] ---
    Never mind that!
[17:18] ---
    You're naive!
[17:22] ---
    This way, Natsumi-chan!
[17:34] ---
    Tamama, the other way!
[17:35] ---
    Sorry!
[17:40] ---
    You're not getting away!
[17:41] ---
    This shot's been used a lot, but take this!
SIGN    Wheat Gluten Bento
SIGN    Gluten
[17:50] ---
    Who would like a wheat gluten bento?
[17:52] ---
    It's a bento with delicious
    wheat gluten inside!
SIGN    Gluten
[17:58] ---
    What's wrong, big brother?
[18:01] ---
    Somebody, somewhere...
[18:03] ---
    ...is calling out for me!
[18:10] ---
    I'm gonna kick your butt!
[18:16] ---
    Halt!
[18:17] ---
    Evil invader!
[18:18] ---
    556!
[18:20] ---
    Even at this peaceful academy!
[18:22] ---
    I won't allow it!
[18:23] ---
    Private Tamama!
[18:25] ---
    Take care of this moron!
[18:27] ---
    I... I do not want to get in a fight with him!
[18:29] ---
    Laser Bamboo Sword!
[18:33] ---
    See?!
[18:35] ---
    Private Tamama!
[18:36] ---
    I won't let your sacrifice be in vain!
[18:40] ---
    You're not getting away, Keroro!
[18:48] ---
    Gero!
[18:48] ---
    Here we go.
[18:49] ---
    Right...
[18:52] ---
    No!
[18:57] ---
    Uncle! Are you okay?!
[19:01] ---
    Well, well...
[19:04] ---
    Lady Mois, you impersonated the school nurse
    so you could be the club adviser.
[19:09] ---
    Hang in there, Uncle!
[19:11] ---
    I'll look after you.
[19:13] ---
    Or, like, nurse's caring?
[19:17] ---
    C-Corporal Giroro. Do you read me?
[19:21] ---
    Right now, you're the only one...
    I can count on...
[19:25] ---
    Please...
[19:26] ---
    My... Gundam... Model... Club...
[19:31] ---
    Gundam Model Club, my butt!
[19:31] ---
    For... that sake...
[19:33] ---
    You do what you want! But leave me out of it!
[19:36] ---
    A-Are you sure...
[19:39] ---
    ...Corporal Giroro?
[19:40] ---
    Lady Natsumi is a member
    of the Invasion Club...
[19:44] ---
    ...together with...
[19:45] ---
    I'm so happy right now!
[19:45] ---
    ...Master Saburo.
[19:48] ---
    Say what?!
[19:53] ---
    Giroro!
[19:54] ---
    That's as far as you go, Saburo!
[19:56] ---
    I'm the only one who can invade Natsumi!
[20:00] ---
    I don't even know what that means...
[20:02] ---
    Don't bother arguing!
[20:03] ---
    Just become battleground ash!
[20:05] ---
    I'd rather not!
[20:08] ---
    There!
[20:14] ---
    Hot-hot-hot!
[20:17] ---
    Let's go, Natsumi-chan!
[20:18] ---
    This way!
[20:21] ---
    Saburo-senpai, um...
[20:23] ---
    What did you mean, "fun invasion"?
[20:25] ---
    Never mind! Just follow me!
SIGN    Keep Out
[20:38] ---
    Invasion complete!
[20:41] ---
    What is the "invasion"?
[20:43] ---
    Claiming the roof
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    as our place alone during this lunch break.
[20:48] ---
    Our place alone?
[20:51] ---
    Me and Saburo-senpai, just the two of us...
SIGN    Ninja
[20:56] ---
    So that's where you are, Natsumi-san!
[20:58] ---
    I brought your lunch!
[21:00] ---
    We planned to eat together, remember?
[21:02] ---
    Yeah!
[21:06] ---
    How is it, Natsumi-san?
[21:08] ---
    They were selling these in front
    of the school, so I bought one.
[21:12] ---
    Wheat gluten bento.
[21:14] ---
    Despite the way it looks,
    it's actually pretty good.
[21:17] ---
    Thank goodness!
[21:19] ---
    Right?
[21:20] ---
    This kind of "invasion" isn't bad, is it?
[21:24] ---
    In the end, because of all the hoopla,
[21:27] ---
    the Invasion Club was shut down
    on its first day.
[21:30] ---
    However...
[21:35] ---
    Gero?
[21:38] ---
    I already invaded there,
    so you don't need to clean it.
[21:42] ---
    Gero...
[21:43] ---
    After that, Natsumi-chan was a
    little nicer to the sergeant.
[21:48] ---
    I don't know what Saburo-san is thinking.
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Ume!
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Plums!
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Choko!
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Choccies!
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Gumi!
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Gummies!
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Tsukemono!
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Pickles!
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Stick it on. Stick it on.
    Stick it on. Stick it on.
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Forward march,
    and carry all of this stuff, as well.
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
[22:11] [SONG] ---
    Heppoko heppiri hacchira
[22:11] [SONG] ---
    Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Iessaa
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Yes, sir!
[22:14] [SONG] ---
    Sumanai koto suru na yo
[22:14] [SONG] ---
    If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
[22:18] [SONG] ---
    Yamashi no sato abunai
[22:18] [SONG] ---
    Watch out for the
    village of swindlers and cheats.
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Yuke yuke chi no hate e
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Go, go, to the edges of the land.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    A first-in-history feat of speed.
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    You can master it, sir.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Train for it in the afternoon.
    (Nooo, not in the morning.)
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Kanran guruguru Joudeki
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    O-naka ga hette wa make desu
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Yoroshiku suimin
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Kanran guruguru Joudeki
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    O-naka ga hette wa make desu
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Yoroshiku suimin
[23:15] [SONG] ---
    She's stuck on me!
[23:15] [SONG] ---
    Kuttsuichatta
[23:22] ---
    Sergeant Keroro here!
[23:24] ---
    Right now, Master Fuyuki is a fan of
    the occult and loves being inside,
SIGN    Grind Grind Grind Grind
[23:27] ---
    but did you know that he used to be
    an energetic little rascal?
[23:31] ---
    Maybe he's actually got something
[23:33] ---
    traumatic in his past...
[23:36] ---
    That aside...
[23:37] ---
    Ah! I'm really curious!
[23:39] ---
    "Keroro: Fun Gardening, Sir!"
[23:42] ---
    "Fuyuki: Shadow Tag from the Past, Sir!"
[23:45] ---
    These two stories! How's that?
[23:47] ---
    Ge-Gero!