E77 - Tamama: Is It True That You're Getting Married, Sir? / Tamama Swears Off the Tamama Impact, Sir!

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[00:01] [SONG] ---
    Here we go!
[00:01] [SONG] ---
    "Sore ike~!!!"
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Sometimes curiosity kills the cat.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Inu demo arukeba bou ni wa ataru
[00:16] [SONG] ---
    Sometimes even monkeys fall from trees.
[00:16] [SONG] ---
    Saru mo ki kara ochiru koto mo aru
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    Even in your field of expertise,
    once in a while,
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    Tokui-bunya demo tama ni wa
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    You're bound to mess up.
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Shippai suru koto mo aru deshou
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    For times like that: irresponsibility!
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Sonna toki ni wa musekinin
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    Not thinking is the surefire way to win.
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    Kangaenai no ga hisshou-hou sa
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    You've just gotta say,
    "Wow, today's my lucky day,"
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Tama ni wa yoi koto aru no sa to
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    And make like you did it on purpose.
    That's the key.
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    Hiraki-naoru no ga kanjin na no deshou
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    Let's do everything and anything!
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
[00:40] [SONG] ---
    Let's just give it a go.
[00:40] [SONG] ---
    Paatto itcho yarimashou
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    The truth is, everyone's irresponsible.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    Jitsu wa minasan musekinin
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    It's more fun when you're brainless.
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Atama karappo no hou ga tanoshii no sa
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Let's do everything and anything!
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Let's just give it a go.
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Paatto itcho yarimashou
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    They keep saying
    Japanese people are depressing.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Nihonjin wa kurai ne to
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    Isn't it time we did something about that?
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    Itsumademo iwareteru baai ja nai deshou
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    Let's do everything and anything!
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Let's just give it a go.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Paatto itcho yarimashou
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    And all of that is a relativistic
    anthropological argument, you see.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Soshite subete ga soutai-seiriron-teki na
    jinruigakuron de aru wake desu
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    Let's do everything and anything!
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Good job!
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    "Gokurousan!!!"
[01:32] ---
    Do you believe in the existence
    of the red thread of destiny?
[01:46] ---
    Wh-What's all the noise about?!
[01:48] ---
    Master Tamama!
[01:50] ---
    Huh?
SIGN    Smoosh
[01:51] ---
    Taruru?!
[01:52] ---
    Long time no see, Master Tamama!
[01:52] ---
    Uh, y-you...
[01:55] ---
    What are you doing here?!
[01:57] ---
    What am I doing here?
    Why else would I be here?
[02:04] ---
    Tama-nii!
[02:05] ---
    K-Karara?!
[02:10] ---
    Tamama: Is It True That
    You're Getting Married, Sir?
[02:16] ---
    I've got little experience,
    but thank ya for takin' me, darlin'!
SIGN    Darlin'
SIGN    Darlin'
[02:22] ---
    "D-Darlin'"?
SIGN    Darlin'
SIGN    When I grow up, I'm gonna become Tama-nii's bride. - Karara
[02:24] ---
    When I grow up, I'm gonna
    become Tama-nii's bride.
[02:29] ---
    So she really was serious
    about that Tanabata wish?
[02:33] ---
    We're actually childhood friends, you see.
[02:36] ---
    So, when I heard that she was
    marrying you, I came with her!
[02:41] ---
    Woohoo!
[02:42] ---
    What?
[02:46] ---
    Specially made by the
    Nishizawa Peach Group!
[02:48] ---
    Model home for newlyweds!
SIGN    Model Home for Newlyweds
[02:50] ---
    Wow, this's fabulous!
[02:53] ---
    And I'm gonna get to
    live here with my darlin'!
[02:56] ---
    We heard about it from Master Taruru.
[02:58] ---
    Just a little present from us!
[03:01] ---
    Wow!
[03:07] ---
    At this rate, I might really end up
    embarking on the newlywed life...
[03:12] ---
    This is going to be bad
    if I don't do something quick.
[03:15] ---
    Oh, yeah!
[03:16] ---
    Huh?
[03:17] ---
    I bought ya a souvenir, darlin'!
[03:19] ---
    A souvenir?
[03:21] ---
    Th-These are...!
SIGN    Renown Confection
    Girandou Dumplings
[03:23] ---
    Dumplings from Girandou,
    a renown confection of Planet Keron!
[03:26] ---
    Reminds ya of home, right?
[03:27] ---
    Hurry up and open it,
    so we can eat it together!
[03:29] ---
    Yay! Thank you for the food!
[03:32] ---
    No! Hold on!
[03:35] ---
    If I act totally mean to her,
[03:37] ---
    it might make her hate me
    and go back to Planet Keron!
[03:49] ---
    Ha! I'm not letting you have any of it!
[03:58] ---
    Owowowow!
[04:00] ---
    My stomach hurts!
[04:02] ---
    Darlin'!
[04:02] ---
    Owowowowow!
SIGN    Expiration Date 09.13
[04:03] ---
    Whoa!
[04:04] ---
    These dumplings were past
    the expiration date!
[04:05] ---
    Ow! It hurts!
[04:07] ---
    It hurts! It hurts! Owowow!
[04:07] ---
    Master, could it be that you saw that,
     and to keep us from eating it, you...
[04:11] ---
    Ah!
[04:12] ---
    So admirable of you, Tama-chan!
[04:13] ---
    That's my darlin'!
    That's the man I saw in ya!
SIGN    Attraction Rating: UP
[04:16] ---
    Attraction rating, way up.
[04:20] ---
    Why does it end up like this?
[04:24] ---
    Good, good. Sweep the square
     areas circularly, ma'am.
[04:28] ---
    You have quite the natural
    aptitude for this, ma'am.
[04:30] ---
    That's Commander Keroro for you!
[04:32] ---
    Even his cleaning instructions
    are first-rate!
[04:35] ---
    The stupid frog took the first chance
    he got to foist off his work on her.
[04:39] ---
    Oh, just let it slide.
[04:40] ---
    Tamama, congratulations.
[04:41] ---
    What?!
[04:42] ---
    Looks like that Tanabata wish came true.
[04:45] ---
    Or, like, wishes fulfilled?
[04:49] ---
    Glance.
[04:50] ---
    I am so happy for you,
    Private 2nd Class Tamama.
[04:53] ---
    Truly joyous news, sir.
SIGN    Crushed
[04:56] ---
    Oh, Mr. Sergeant's
    growing farther away from me!
[05:04] ---
    I will never lift a finger to help with
    the cleaning or laundry or cooking!
[05:09] ---
    Plus, I'll do this to the shoes
     at the entryway!
[05:11] ---
    And this is what I do to toilet paper!
[05:14] ---
    I will lord it over you
    like there's no tomorrow!
SIGN    Domineering Husband
[05:19] ---
    That's my darlin'!
[05:22] ---
    That's what I call a
    true head of the household!
[05:24] ---
    What?!
SIGN    Attraction Rating: UP
[05:25] ---
    Attraction rating, up even more!
SIGN    Working Girl
[05:27] ---
    Leave all the domestic stuff to me!
[05:34] ---
    Goodness! What a fine bride, sir!
[05:36] ---
    Right, Private 2nd Class Tamama?
SIGN    Crushed
[05:40] ---
    Mr. Sergeant is growing
    even farther away from me!
SIGN    Congratulations Private 2nd Class Tamama-kun ♥ Karara-san
[05:47] ---
    Congratulations!
[05:48] ---
    Thank ya all, really!
[05:51] ---
    To think the Private 2nd Class,
[05:53] ---
    our most junior recruit,
    would be the first to get married.
[05:55] ---
    He may have the lowest rank,
[05:57] ---
    but he's actually the most capable
    member of the Keroro Platoon, right?
[06:00] ---
    What?!
[06:02] ---
    That's it! If I let her know
    that I actually have no status
[06:05] ---
    and tell it to her in an
    overly exaggerated way,
[06:07] ---
    that might make Karara
    grow disgusted with me
[06:09] ---
    and make her go back
     to Planet Keron!
[06:12] ---
    Karara, listen to me.
[06:14] ---
    What is it, darlin'?
[06:15] ---
    I've been lying about this so far,
[06:17] ---
    but I actually have no status
     of any kind whatsoever.
[06:21] ---
    Huh?
[06:22] ---
    I'm just a snack-loving,
[06:24] ---
    extremely jealous,
[06:26] ---
    totally twisted, no-good,
    worthless narcissist!
[06:29] ---
    That is the real me!
SIGN    This is Tamama!
[06:33] ---
    What?
[06:35] ---
    If I exaggerate it to that degree,
    it should definitely make her hate me!
[06:40] ---
    Uh, "exaggerate"?
[06:41] ---
    That was the unvarnished truth!
[06:44] ---
    You're lyin'!
[06:45] ---
    I won't believe it! I refuse to believe it!
[06:48] ---
    Believe it, pal.
[06:50] ---
    I'm a small-minded, petty, shifty guy,
[06:52] ---
    whose only redeeming quality
    is that he is cute, pal.
SIGN    And it's the truth!
[06:57] ---
    And it's the truth.
[06:59] ---
    No...
[07:00] ---
    In the two and a half months
     since we met,
[07:02] ---
    I've constantly...
    constantly thought of ya, darlin'.
[07:05] ---
    There's no way that's
    the kinda person ya are!
SIGN    Congrats
    - Dororo
[07:08] ---
    Isn't that true?!
[07:09] ---
    Right?!
SIGN    Urk!
[07:10] ---
    Right?!
SIGN    Urk!
[07:11] ---
    Right?!
SIGN    Augh!
[07:15] ---
    Right?!
[07:17] ---
    O-Of course not.
[07:19] ---
    Huh?
[07:19] ---
    Tamama is by no means worthless!
[07:22] ---
    He's a valiant shock trooper
     on our platoon!
[07:24] ---
    Wait, what?!
[07:26] ---
    C-Corporal Giroro!
[07:28] ---
    That is exactly right!
[07:29] ---
    Tamama-dono is an invaluable
    member of the Keroro Platoon!
[07:33] ---
    L-Lance Corporal Dororo!
[07:35] ---
    "A wise falcon hides his talons."
[07:38] ---
    It's Private 2nd Class Tamama's
    humble attitude of never showing off
[07:41] ---
    that has won our hearts forever, ma'am.
[07:43] ---
    N-Not you, too, Mr. Sergeant!
[07:46] ---
    Of all the times you could have
    sung my praises, why do it now?
[07:51] ---
    You sure are a big meanie,
    Master Tamama.
[07:53] ---
    You were trying to pull
    one over us, weren't you?
[07:56] ---
    After all, you're a truly kind
    and dependable man, darlin'.
[08:00] ---
    Karara!
[08:02] ---
    Tama-nii!
[08:03] ---
    Tamama Impact!
[08:06] ---
    He was also the one who risked his life
[08:08] ---
    to save me from Kululu's
    punishment labyrinth!
[08:12] ---
    And he was also the one who
    fixed my broken light mobile mecha
[08:14] ---
    and sent me on my way back to Keron!
[08:17] ---
    The one who fixed the mecha
     wasn't me. It was Kululu-senpai.
[08:24] ---
    I love ya, darlin'!
[08:26] ---
    I really, really love ya!
[08:28] ---
    Karara...
[08:30] ---
    Once again, congratulations!
[08:32] ---
    C-Congratulations.
[08:34] ---
    Congrats!
[08:36] ---
    Congratulations!
[08:38] ---
    Ooh, such a happy, happy occasion.
SIGN    Congratulations
[08:45] ---
    Congratulations!
[08:49] ---
    There's no escape...
[08:51] ---
    What in the world should I do?
[08:56] ---
    Wh-What's that?!
[08:58] ---
    Are we under attack?!
[08:59] ---
    A giant spacecraft is approaching.
[09:02] ---
    It's a heavy mobile mecha
     from Keron proper.
[09:12] ---
    Oh!
[09:13] ---
    That's...!
[09:14] ---
    Karara!
[09:16] ---
    D-Daddy's here!
[09:18] ---
    What?!
[09:20] ---
    Ya had me worried!
[09:23] ---
    Don't tell me...
[09:24] ---
    You didn't tell your dad
    about getting married?!
[09:28] ---
    You mean he's come to take her back?!
[09:30] ---
    Yer mom's worried, too!
[09:33] ---
    You're comin' home with me!
[09:37] ---
    I don't wanna! I'm gonna
    live with my darlin'!
[09:40] ---
    Darlin'! I'm not leavin' yer side!
[09:43] ---
    I'm gonna stay with ya on
    Pekopon until death do us part!
[09:46] ---
    So hurry up and make Daddy go away!
[09:49] ---
    I'm beggin' ya!
[09:51] ---
    Right then, the beautiful tears
     shed by Karara
[09:54] ---
    moved Private 2nd Class Tamama's
    utterly twisted heart
[09:57] ---
    and in his eyes, he saw
    the red thread of destiny!
[10:01] ---
    Or so it seemed to him...
[10:03] ---
    Karara!
[10:04] ---
    Leave this to me!
[10:07] ---
    Ooh!
[10:08] ---
    D-Darlin'!
[10:10] ---
    Tamama Impact!
[10:14] ---
    Ooh!
[10:17] ---
    Huh?
[10:20] ---
    Karara!
SIGN    No Damage
[10:22] ---
    No damage.
[10:23] ---
    Impact! Impact!
[10:32] ---
    That hurt 'bout as much
    as a fly landin' on me!
[10:36] ---
    Darlin'!
[10:37] ---
    Master Tamama!
[10:38] ---
    That's a heavy mobile mecha for you!
[10:40] ---
    Tamama's puny attack
    didn't even leave a scratch!
SIGN    Crushed
[10:44] ---
    Karara!
[11:08] ---
    S-Sergeant Major Kululu...
[11:17] ---
    So...
[11:18] ---
    So cool!
[11:24] ---
    H-Hey...
[11:26] ---
    Karara?
[11:28] ---
    It just hit me!
[11:30] ---
    The man destined to be
    my true darlin' is Kululu-han!
[11:36] ---
    That punishment labyrinth
    was tough love!
[11:38] ---
    Say what?
[11:39] ---
    And his kindness in fixin'
    my light mobile mecha!
[11:42] ---
    Hmph.
[11:43] ---
    I'm gonna go back to Keron
[11:45] ---
    and retrain myself, so I'll be
    worthy of marryin' Kululu!
[11:49] ---
    Tama-nii, let's just say
    none of this ever happened!
[11:54] ---
    Right...
[11:54] ---
    Kululu, of all people, sir?
[11:57] ---
    Nin...
[12:04] ---
    Good grief.
[12:05] ---
    I guess the red thread of destiny is
    a complicated and inscrutable thing.
[12:09] ---
    But you know, this is the one guy
    you really shouldn't go for.
[12:13] ---
    No, seriously.
[12:26] ---
    That night,
[12:28] ---
    one man aspiring to become the
    best martial artist in the universe
[12:31] ---
    was about to take a new step
    towards honing his abilities.
[12:36] ---
    Tamama Impact!
[12:41] ---
    That hurt 'bout as much
    as a fly landin' on me!
SIGN    Crushed
[12:51] ---
    A martial artist expresses himself
    through his fist and his body.
[12:55] ---
    And yet, I had grown too dependent
    on my long-distance attack.
[13:01] ---
    As of this moment, I will
    swear off the Tamama Impact!
[13:05] ---
    Starting today, I will begin a
    psychological battle against myself!
[13:08] ---
    Ordeals, adversity, betrayal, and carnage!
[13:11] ---
    If I cannot overcome these things,
    there will be no tomorrow for me!
[13:18] ---
    Tamama Swears Off
    the Tamama Impact, Sir!
[13:26] ---
    Now! Use the kick! Go for the eye!
[13:28] ---
    Yes, Uncle!
[13:33] ---
    Ooh! That was a brilliant kick,
    Lady Mois, ma'am!
[13:36] ---
    It was the fruit of
    your masterful guidance.
[13:40] ---
    You seem to be having fun.
[13:42] ---
    Well, to think you would give me
    such a fun game as a present!
[13:46] ---
    You are what every
    subordinate should be, sir.
[13:48] ---
    Or, like, greatly obliged?
[13:50] ---
    Nah! There's no need for you to thank me!
[13:53] ---
    Why? Because this is none other
    than a trial that I set for myself!
[13:59] ---
    Here is a situation where
    that woman is having fun
[14:02] ---
    with my favorite Mr. Sergeant.
[14:04] ---
    And I will endure the sight of it,
    smiling the entire time!
SIGN    Kill
[14:08] ---
    A trial that can only be described
    as admirable, if I do say so myself.
[14:12] ---
    Yes! We cleared it, sir!
[14:14] ---
    Uncle!
[14:15] ---
    Lady Mois!
[14:16] ---
    Uncle!
[14:17] ---
    Lady Mois!
SIGN    Jealousy
[14:18] ---
    Uncle!
[14:18] ---
    Jealousy! Jealousy! Jealousy!
[14:19] ---
    Lady Mois!
SIGN    Jealousy
[14:20] ---
    Uncle!
SIGN    Jealousy
SIGN    Jealousy
[14:21] ---
    Lady Mois!
[14:22] ---
    Uncle!
[14:23] ---
    Lady Mois!
[14:23] ---
    Uncle!
[14:25] ---
    Lady Mois!
[14:25] ---
    Uncle!
[14:26] ---
    Lady Mois!
[14:27] ---
    Uncle!
[14:27] ---
    I managed to endure it somehow...
[14:28] ---
    Lady Mois!
[14:30] ---
    I have cleared the first trial.
[14:35] ---
    These are dumplings from Girandou
    that I had sent over from Keron.
[14:39] ---
    These haven't gone bad!
[14:41] ---
    Please go ahead and
    enjoy the things!
[14:43] ---
    They look yummy!
[14:43] ---
    Wow!
SIGN    Lucky Them Lucky Them Lucky Them
[14:51] ---
    Wh-Why don't you have
    some, too, Tamama?
[14:54] ---
    The premise is that I am
    currently on a diet!
[14:58] ---
    Do not mind me,
     and eat the things!
[15:00] ---
    That's too bad.
[15:02] ---
    Or, like, healthy mindset?
SIGN    Rage Rage Rage Rage Rage
[15:04] ---
    Quit eating them like they're so tasty!
[15:07] ---
    No, hold it in. I have to hold it in here.
[15:11] ---
    Here you are, Uncle. Say, "Ah!"
[15:13] ---
    Ah!
[15:15] ---
    You, too, Lady Mois. "Ah!"
[15:17] ---
    Ah!
[15:18] ---
    It's so delicious, Uncle!
[15:20] ---
    I managed to endure it somehow...
[15:23] ---
    I have cleared the second trial!
SIGN    Inner-Tokyo Joy Park
[15:27] ---
    All right! On to the next one!
[15:28] ---
    I got my hands on some
    amusement park tickets.
[15:31] ---
    You two can go to the thing!
[15:35] ---
    Lucky us!
[15:36] ---
    Uncle!
[15:42] ---
    Uncle!
[15:43] ---
    Lady Mois!
[15:45] ---
    Uncle!
[15:46] ---
    Lady Mois!
[15:48] ---
    Uncle!
[15:49] ---
    Lady Mois!
[15:49] ---
    Jealousy!
[15:52] ---
    Lady Mois!
[15:53] ---
    Uncle!
[15:54] ---
    Lady Mois!
[15:55] ---
    Uncle!
[15:56] ---
    Lady Mois!
[15:58] ---
    Uncle!
[15:59] ---
    Lady Mois!
[16:00] ---
    Uncle!
[16:00] ---
    I must endure this!
[16:01] ---
    Lady Mois!
[16:05] ---
    Lady Mois!
[16:06] ---
    Uncle!
[16:07] ---
    Lady Mois!
[16:08] ---
    Uncle!
[16:09] ---
    Lady Mois!
[16:14] ---
    I have cleared the third trial.
SIGN    Clench
[16:19] ---
    I have cleared all the trials now.
[16:24] ---
    It would not be an exaggeration
    to say that my mental state
[16:27] ---
    has now reached
     the domain of the divine!
[16:37] ---
    Um...
[16:39] ---
    What in the world happened to Tama-chan?
[16:45] ---
    All I did was swear off the Tamama Impact
    in order to hone my abilities.
SIGN    Jealousy 150%
[16:51] ---
    I see.
[16:53] ---
    He's bursting with the pent-up
    jealous energy.
[16:56] ---
    If we don't deflate him soon,
    his body will pop like a balloon.
[17:02] ---
    What?!
[17:05] ---
    That would be tremendously bad.
[17:10] ---
    Then I'll vent just a little bit.
[17:14] ---
    Tamama Impact.
[17:20] ---
    Tamama Impact!
[17:24] ---
    What's the matter, sir?
[17:26] ---
    It looks like I have forgotten
    how to let it out.
[17:29] ---
    What?!
[17:31] ---
    Tamama-kun!
[17:32] ---
    Then, does that mean he
    has no choice but to pop?!
[17:35] ---
    No...
[17:37] ---
    That's...
[17:38] ---
    Poor thing!
[17:43] ---
    You...
[17:44] ---
    It's all your fault.
[17:58] ---
    No!
[18:00] ---
    Or, like, fearful trembling?
[18:03] ---
    Private 2nd Class Tamama!
[18:04] ---
    Quit this foolishness, sir!
[18:07] ---
    Bastard! Taking a hostage?!
[18:09] ---
    You're a soldier! Aren't
    you ashamed of yourself?!
[18:11] ---
    You be quiet, Giroro.
[18:13] ---
    You're just a corporal. You dare
    to challenge your superior officer?
[18:16] ---
    Huh?!
[18:17] ---
    A private 1st class ranks
    above a private 2nd class.
[18:20] ---
    One outranks two.
[18:22] ---
    So two outranks five.
[18:24] ---
    So a private 2nd class outranks
    a 5-poral (corporal).
[18:27] ---
    Quit arguing about stuff
    that doesn't make any sense!
[18:29] ---
    I outrank you!
[18:32] ---
    Giroro-kun!
[18:33] ---
    Nin!
[18:34] ---
    Uncle!
[18:35] ---
    Lady Mois!
[18:37] ---
    Tama-chan!
[18:38] ---
    Master Tamama!
[18:46] ---
    I'm sorry!
[18:48] ---
    If I...
[18:49] ---
    If I did something wrong, I apologize!
[18:52] ---
    I'm sorry!
[18:53] ---
    I'm sorry... I'm sorry... I'm sorry...
[18:57] ---
    Apologizing from your heart
    instead of just paying lip service?
[19:01] ---
    That is utterly beyond insufferable!
[19:09] ---
    Huh?
[19:20] ---
    T-Tama-chan's floating up into the sky...
[19:23] ---
    The jealous energy must have
    twisted the space around him,
[19:26] ---
    and formed an anti-gravity field.
[19:29] ---
    I swear. Jealousy's a frightening thing, huh?
[19:34] ---
    And while they were
    talking about things like that...
[19:37] ---
    Private 2nd Class Tamama ended up
    making it all the way out into space.
[19:42] ---
    It's so quiet.
[19:45] ---
    I've wound up completely alone now...
[19:51] ---
    Private 2nd Class Tamama.
[19:54] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[19:59] ---
    Tama-chan.
[20:00] ---
    Momocchi!
[20:01] ---
    Master Tamama.
[20:02] ---
    Paul!
[20:03] ---
    Tamama.
[20:03] ---
    Corporal Giroro!
[20:05] ---
    Tama-chan.
[20:06] ---
    Sergeant Major Kululu!
[20:07] ---
    Tamama-kun.
[20:09] ---
    Huh?
[20:11] ---
    I don't want to be alone forever like this!
[20:14] ---
    Private 2nd Class Tamama!
[20:27] ---
    We have come to your rescue, sir.
[20:28] ---
    I swear! You're a real handful.
[20:31] ---
    I am here, as well.
[20:34] ---
    Y-You guys!
[20:41] ---
    As a result of analyzing the data,
[20:43] ---
    we figured out that specific
    muscle movements play a part
[20:46] ---
    in the firing of the Tamama Impact.
[20:49] ---
    We'll reproduce that effect and
    forcibly make you fire off a round.
[20:53] ---
    First, both arms go diagonally
    backwards at 45 degrees.
[20:57] ---
    Next, both legs go to
    the sides at 38 degrees.
[21:01] ---
    Then, bend backwards by 13 degrees.
[21:05] ---
    And now, for the finishing touch,
[21:06] ---
    try remembering a recent incident
    that made you feel jealous.
[21:13] ---
    Lovey-dovey for Uncle.
    Lovey-dovey for Uncle.
[21:17] ---
    Lovey-dovey for Uncle.
    Lovey-dovey for...
SIGN    Snap!
[21:27] ---
    Tamama Impact!
SIGN    Jealousy Jealousy Jealousy
SIGN    Jealousy
SIGN    That woman Lucky them I envy them
SIGN    I'm gonna friggin' get you!
SIGN    No fair!
SIGN    Mr. Sergeant is mine! Gemora! Fury
[21:47] ---
    Everybody has returned.
[21:50] ---
    Or, like, happy ending?
[21:52] ---
    And so, Private 2nd Class Tamama...
[21:54] ---
    ...was successfully able
    to return to his old self.
[22:00] ---
    Well, I suppose it goes to show
    that it's not good to hold in too much.
[22:04] ---
    Besides, Private 2nd Class Tamama
    would be completely worthless
[22:07] ---
    without his Tamama Impact.
[22:09] ---
    Huh?
[22:10] ---
    What was that, freak?
[22:12] ---
    Uh, er, j-just kidding! Kidding!
[22:14] ---
    You're the cute and lovely mascot
    of the Keroro Platoon!
[22:16] ---
    Tamama Impact!
[22:17] ---
    That's who Private 2nd Class Tama—
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    Invaders!
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    Shinryakusha!!
[22:34] [SONG] ---
    Invaders!
[22:34] [SONG] ---
    Shinryakusha!!
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    Please give me love.
     Give me lots, lots more.
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    Ai o kudasai motto motto kudasai
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    Come on, it's not like
    you'll have less of it.
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    Ii ja nai no heru mon ja aru mai shi
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    I want to live my life for you,
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    Anata no tame ni ikite ikitai
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    As long as you'll let me live
    in the lap of luxury.
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Zeitaku sasete kureru nara
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    DO YA DO! What comes next in the dream?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    DO YA DO Yume no tsuzuki
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    DO YA DO! Let me see what happens.
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    DO YA DO Misasete yo ne
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    I'll give it my darnedest best and do it,
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    Ganbari-makutte yattaru de
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    But even then, I'll take a break
    once in a while.
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    Sondemo tama ni wa hito-yasumi
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    How's that? How's that? How's that?
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    Dosu ka? Dosu ka? Dosu ka?
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    How about something like this?
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Konnan de dossu ka?
[23:05] [SONG] ---
    When you're in that
    critically desperate situation,
[23:05] [SONG] ---
    Zettai no zetsumei no pinchi wa
[23:08] [SONG] ---
    Shake your hips and fake it!
     Dancing, dancing!
[23:08] [SONG] ---
    Koshi futte gomakase danshin danshin!
[23:12] [SONG] ---
    I want love and courage,
    and to be popular! (I want it...)
[23:12] [SONG] ---
    Ai to yuuki to ninki hoshii yo~ (Hoshii~)
[23:19] [SONG] ---
    I'll do it with spirit and guts!
[23:19] [SONG] ---
    Konjou to kiai de yarimasu
[23:23] [SONG] ---
    For crabbiness, drink milk for calcium!
[23:23] [SONG] ---
    Ira-ira ni wa gyuunyuu de karushiumu!
[23:27] [SONG] ---
    If things don't go well,
[23:27] [SONG] ---
    Umaku ikanai nara
[23:31] [SONG] ---
    That's because you are a stupid kid...
[23:31] [SONG] ---
    Sore wa "bouya dakara sa..."
[23:39] [SONG] ---
    Invaders!
[23:39] [SONG] ---
    Shinryakusha!!
[23:52] ---
    Hello. I'm Jessica.
[23:54] ---
    I'll say this now, but my identity...
[23:56] ---
    ...is a secret.
[23:57] ---
    But hearing that out of
    the blue in the preview,
[24:00] ---
    maybe you're like,
    "Who are you, anyway?"
[24:02] ---
    Right?
[24:02] ---
    Yeah, you must be.
[24:05] ---
    This is too stupid for words.
[24:07] ---
    Never mind that. Next time,
    it's full speed ahead in search of treasure!
[24:11] ---
    "Keroro: Treasure Hunting Has Got to Be
    on a Treasure Island, Sir!"
[24:15] ---
    It'll be one whole episode.
    How's that?
[24:17] ---
    Ge-Gero!