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E179 - Keroro Stands For Election, Sir! / Natsumi & Giroro: The Two Who Couldn't Return, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To reconquer the Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu saishinryaku
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero-kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    I can't use my pencil
    lead up to the very end.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Shaapen no shin wa saigo made tsukaenai
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    It is with much embarrassment,
    but I have returned!
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ureshihazukashinagara
    kaette mairimashitaaa!!!"
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to buy the meat for
    the sukiyaki, too... waaaaah!
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Sukiyaki no niku mo kaiwasure Eeeen!
SIGN    Cheating
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    The snorer falls asleep first.
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    Ibiki kaku hito, saki ni nete
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    I'm still counting sheep when morning dawns.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Hitsuji wo kazoete yo ga akeru
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    The school trip was also to Keron.
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    Shuugaku ryokou mo Keron
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    Ah, I thought it was a free invite,
    but it's only money off!
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    A, shoutaiken to omottara waribikiken!!!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high,
    a roar rather than a yawn.
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Akubi yori otakebi
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero-gero~!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    I had insider info,
    but everyone knew it already.
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Koko dake no hanashi wo minna ga shitte iru
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    From today, "Nippon" will be
    known as "Keropon"!
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    "Honjitsu yori 'Nippon' wa
    'Keropon' to aratamema~~~su!!!"
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    I have 300 spam e-mails!
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    Meiwaku meeru ga sanbyaku-tsuu
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    Please stop!
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    "Yamete choudai!"
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    I tried hitting my PC,
    but that still didn't fix it.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Pasokon tataite mo naoranai
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    I tried shaking my mobile,
    but it still won't connect.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Keitai wa futte mo tsuujinai
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Keron is endless, maybe.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa endoresu, ka mo
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    Ah, My Very Easy Method Just
    Speeds Up Naming Keron!
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    A, sui-kin-chi-ka-moku-do-ten-kai-Keron!!!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:24] [SONG] ---
    Toooo haaaaarsh!
[01:24] [SONG] ---
    "Hijjou ni kibishi~~!!!!"
SIGN    Schlorp
[01:30] ---
    Yamaguchi Heroshi! When you vote,
    please remember Yamaguchi Heroshi!
SIGN    Yamaguchi Heroshi
SIGN    Kado Bookstore
[01:35] ---
    Campaign vans are so full
    of energy, aren't they?
SIGN    Yamaguchi Heroshi
[01:38] ---
    But, you know, elections
    are a very important thing!
[01:41] ---
    The mayor of Inner-Tokyo, huh...
[01:44] ---
    I wonder who the candidates are.
[01:46] ---
    I hope whoever it is will keep making
    life in this city easier and easier.
SIGN    Inner-Tokyo Mayoral Election
SIGN    Gero gero Together, let us open the way to the Pekopon of tomorrow Keroyama Kerozou
[01:54] ---
    Together, let us open the way
    to the Pekopon of tomorrow.
[01:57] ---
    Sis, this is...!
[01:59] ---
    Wh... Wh...
SIGN    What on Earth is this?!
[02:01] ---
    What on Earth is this?!
[02:07] ---
    Keroro Stands For Election, Sir!
SIGN    Keroyama Kerozou Campaign Office
[02:12] ---
    Keroyama Kerozou, campaign office.
[02:15] ---
    There we go!
[02:16] ---
    I look forward to the day my victory becomes a
    certainty, and I can fill in this daruma's eyes!
SIGN    Certain Victory
[02:21] ---
    Mr. Sergeant, what are you hoping
    to do by standing in the election?
[02:25] ---
    Naturally, to become a
    respected politician, sir!
[02:29] ---
    Gero gerori.
[02:30] ---
    What?! You realize we are soldiers?
[02:33] ---
    What's the point of becoming a politician?
[02:35] ---
    Corporal Giroro, use your
    brain every once in a while.
SIGN    Respected Politician
[02:38] ---
    If I become a politician, not only
    will I be the talk of the town,
[02:42] ---
    I will be able to influence society
    in all the different ways I see fit!
[02:46] ---
    Which is, in other words...
SIGN    Invasion
[02:47] ---
    ...an invasion?!
SIGN    Election Victory
[02:48] ---
    Precisely!
[02:49] ---
    Military might is not
    required to invade Pekopon!
[02:52] ---
    I just need to win the election, sir!
[02:54] ---
    He's gotten something wrong.
SIGN    Political Power
[02:56] ---
    Start as the mayor of Inner-Tokyo
    and move up to governor,
[02:59] ---
    and ultimately, become Prime Minister
    or the president!
SIGN    Peace
[03:03] ---
    That means that we will be able to create
    a peaceful society without conflict.
[03:08] ---
    Or, like, global conquest?
[03:10] ---
    So then, guys, wanna go for a resonance?
[03:13] ---
    Excuse me! Why are you
    entering into the elections?
SIGN    Keroyama Kerozou
[03:16] ---
    And who said you could use our
    house as a campaign office?!
[03:19] ---
    Sis...
[03:20] ---
    It's okay, it's okay,
    Lady Natsumi, Master Fuyuki!
[03:22] ---
    When I'm elected, I'll make sure that the Hinata
    family who have been so accommodating to me
[03:27] ---
    receives all kinds of
    preferential treatment, ma'am!
[03:30] ---
    Observational trips abroad? Nepotism?
[03:33] ---
    You must be kidding!
    I wouldn't want to cheat like that!
[03:36] ---
    Okay, okay, Sis, calm down.
[03:39] ---
    Let's go.
[03:40] ---
    Fuyuki, hold on a sec!
SIGN    Election Victory
[03:42] ---
    We can't just leave them alone!
[03:44] ---
    Hey!
[03:45] ---
    It's all right.
[03:47] ---
    Do you really think Sarge would get voted in?
[03:50] ---
    Oh, right!
[03:51] ---
    I guess no one would vote for a suspicious frog like him!
[03:55] ---
    See?
[03:55] ---
    I don't mean to insult Sarge,
    but it's impossible.
[03:59] ---
    They have got it all planned out.
[04:01] ---
    How naive you are, Hinata family!
[04:03] ---
    I will show you all how
    resourceful we can be, sir!
SIGN    Keroyama
[04:10] [SONG] ---
    The "ke" in Keroro is a "kekkero ke."
[04:13] ---
    Huh? What's that, what's that?
[04:13] [SONG] ---
    The invasion should be totally easy.
[04:15] ---
    What's that song?
[04:16] ---
    That's funny!
[04:17] [SONG] ---
    But I carelessly took a nap,
[04:18] ---
    My, my!
[04:19] ---
    They seem to be having fun.
[04:20] [SONG] ---
    And did a double-take at my own face.
[04:20] ---
    Keroyama Kerozou! Don't forget
    to vote for Keroyama Kerozou!
SIGN    Keroyama Kerozou
[04:24] [SONG] ---
    Keron! Kero kero kero kero Keron!
[04:25] ---
    Vote Keroyama Kerozou for mayor of Tokyo!
[04:28] [SONG] ---
    Keron, iron, cyclone!
[04:28] ---
    Please cast an honest vote
    for Keroyama Kerozou!
[04:31] [SONG] ---
    Who needs a purpose? Toss it away!
[04:32] ---
    Or, like, campaign speeches?
[04:39] ---
    Sarge's party political
    broadcast is about to come on!
[04:43] ---
    I am Keroyama Kerozou, sir.
SIGN    Keroyama Kerozou
SIGN    Keron Party
[04:46] ---
    What I desire most is a
    world without conflict!
[04:49] ---
    If I am elected,
[04:51] ---
    I intend to rid the world
    of all weapons of all kinds,
[04:54] ---
    and work toward creating
    a peaceful society, sir!
[04:57] ---
    Oh! Kero-chan sounds surprisingly sensible!
[05:00] ---
    Don't let him trick you, Mom!
[05:02] ---
    If they take all the weapons
    away from us Earthlings,
[05:05] ---
    it'll make it easier for
    the stupid frogs to invade!
SIGN    Keron Party
SIGN    Keroyama
[05:08] ---
    Furthermore, I will fully
    implement a 5-day weekend,
SIGN    Fully-Implemented 5-Day Weekend!!
SIGN    Abolishment of Summer Homework
[05:12] ---
    and abolish summer homework!
[05:15] ---
    And to go along with spring break,
    winter break, and summer break,
[05:18] ---
    I will introduce an "autumn break" as well!
SIGN    Introduction of Autumn Break
[05:21] ---
    Also, I am a friend of all things green!
[05:24] ---
    I'll push hard for that, sir!
[05:26] ---
    Now, join me in passionate resonance!
SIGN    Keroyama Kerozou
SIGN    Keron Party
SIGN    Gerogerogerogero...
[05:33] ---
    He's pretty funny, though, don't you think?
[05:35] ---
    Good job, Kero-chan! He's
    a good speaker, too.
[05:38] ---
    Oh, come on! No matter how "funny" he is,
    he's not going to get voted in just for that!
[05:44] ---
    However.
[05:46] [SONG] ---
    
[05:50] [SONG] ---
    
[05:51] ---
    W-Well!
[05:53] ---
    That song is catchy, after all.
[05:53] [SONG] ---
    
[05:58] ---
    Hey, do you know about Keroyama Kerozou?!
[06:01] ---
    Yes, yes! He's kind of funny, isn't he?
[06:04] ---
    I saw him in the flesh yesterday!
[06:04] ---
    I shook hands with him!
[06:07] ---
    I even got his autograph!
[06:09] ---
    That's nuts!
[06:10] ---
    D-Don't tell me he's actually going to win?
[06:14] ---
    I am Kerokawa Kerokichi, si—
[06:17] ---
    C-Crap... I screwed it up...
SIGN    Keroyama Kerozou
[06:20] ---
    Th-They're laughing...!
[06:20] ---
    But that doesn't really
    matter! So, anyway, sir!
[06:24] ---
    If I am elected,
SIGN    Keroyama Kerozou
[06:27] ---
    I will build a Gundam model
    factory here in Inner-Tokyo,
[06:30] ---
    and release a new model every week!
[06:32] ---
    And all live sports broadcasts
    will be banned from running long!
SIGN    Keroyama
[06:36] ---
    See, it was only the other day, when I went
    to watch a late-night anime I'd set to record,
[06:39] ---
    and they were prattling on
    in God-knows-what language...
[06:41] ---
    Uncle, didn't you just get the wrong channel?
[06:44] ---
    Or, like, public broadcast?
[06:48] ---
    Come on, guys! Don't be fooled so easily!
[06:51] ---
    How can we trust in a candidate with
    a weird frog-like face like him?!
[06:55] ---
    She's right. I mean, a frog
    mask? You're not a wrestler!
[06:59] ---
    In that case!
[07:01] ---
    If I am elected, I pledge...
[07:03] ---
    ...to remove this mask!
[07:08] ---
    Oh no... We might really be in trouble...
[07:12] ---
    Everyone!
[07:13] ---
    We have plenty more pledges for you!
[07:16] ---
    If Mr. Sergeant is elected,
[07:18] ---
    we will make it so that cola comes
    out of your water faucets!
[07:21] ---
    We shall make this a peaceful
    society without trauma.
[07:24] ---
    Every Friday will be curry day. Ku ku ku!
[07:28] ---
    W-We'll abolish Valentine's Day...!
SIGN    Shinano
    Pharmaceutical
    Manufacturers
[07:33] ---
    There's still more, sir!
SIGN    Keroyama Kerozou
[07:35] ---
    A significant price drop on starfruit!
[07:38] ---
    A live-action movie of Captain Geroro!
[07:41] ---
    School and work closed on rainy days!
[07:45] ---
    Abolishment of cleaning duties!
    Increased allowances!
SIGN    Keroyama
[07:48] ---
    A totally unexpected mobile phone stipend
    that earns you more money the more you use it!
SIGN    Keroyama Kerozou
SIGN    Keron Party
[07:52] ---
    A society that's kind to small toyshop owners,
    the elderly, and children!
[07:57] ---
    If I am elected, I will clear out
    all the unscrupulous politicians,
SIGN    Keroyama Kerozou
[08:01] ---
    and make good on all of my pledges, sir!
[08:04] ---
    Now, stand with us!
SIGN    Keroyama
[08:07] ---
    Assemble before us! We'll take
    Pekopon into our own hands!
SIGN    Keroyama Kerozou
[08:10] ---
    Let's resonate together!
SIGN    Girogirogirogiro...
SIGN    Tamatamatamatama...
SIGN    Kulukulukulukulu... Dorodorodorodoro...
[08:17] ---
    I'll resonate, too!
SIGN    Moismoismoismois...
SIGN    Keroyama Kerozou
[08:21] ---
    Join me, everyone!
SIGN    Gerogerogerogero...
SIGN    Gerogerogerogero... Girogirogirogiro... Tamatamatamatama... Kulukulukulukulu... Dorodorodorodoro... Moismoismoismois...
SIGN    Gerogerogerogero...
[08:29] ---
    Wh-What on Earth is this...
SIGN    Keroyama Kerozou
[08:33] ---
    Gero gero gero. This election...
[08:36] ---
    ...is mine, sir!
[08:39] ---
    And the day of the election.
[08:42] ---
    If the stupid frog really does win...
[08:45] ---
    But we can't vote.
[08:48] ---
    We'll just have to watch and see.
[08:49] ---
    Th-That's true, but...
[08:52] ---
    Ah! There's going to be an election
    results newsflash any minute!
[08:55] ---
    Gero gero gero gero gero!
SIGN    Certain Victory
SIGN    Praying for
    Election Victory
[08:58] ---
    Ta-dah!
[09:00] ---
    I've done all I can! Now I just
    have to wait for the results!
[09:03] ---
    However! Judging by how well
    that speech was received,
[09:07] ---
    my victory is assured without
    even waiting for the results!
[09:09] ---
    Mr. Sergeant is going to be
    the mayor of Inner-Tokyo!
[09:12] ---
    I-Is it actually going to work this time?!
SIGN    Eloquent and skilled
[09:17] ---
    Results are in.
[09:19] ---
    All right!
[09:20] ---
    Ohh!
[09:21] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[09:22] ---
    The time is at last upon us!
SIGN    Elected: Yamaguchi 4,323 votes
[09:24] ---
    Elected: Yamaguchi Heroshi.
[09:26] ---
    Huh?
SIGN    Last place: Keroyama Kerozou 3 votes
[09:27] ---
    Last place: Keroyama Kerozou,
    3 votes received.
[09:32] ---
    Last place...
[09:34] ---
    ...Is that possible?
SIGN    Election Special
SIGN    Last Place: Keroyama Kerozou
[09:36] ---
    It looks like Uncle's pledges were
    very popular with the children,
[09:40] ---
    but normal adults didn't take to them.
[09:44] ---
    Or, like, exit survey?
[09:46] ---
    Come to think of it,
    Pekoponian children can't vote, can they?
[09:51] ---
    I-Impossible...
[09:54] ---
    Wh-Why...
[09:56] ---
    Why can't Pekoponian children vote?
[10:00] ---
    You... didn't know?
SIGN    No...
[10:03] ---
    No...
[10:04] ---
    What a joke! I should never have worried.
[10:09] ---
    But... if Sarge really had won...
[10:14] ---
    ...the world might have
    become a bit more fun!
[10:21] ---
    You might be right.
[10:23] ---
    Cast your votes carefully
    when you all grow up!
[10:33] ---
    Happiness comes suddenly.
[10:39] ---
    Hey, Giroro.
[10:40] ---
    N-Natsumi...
[10:43] ---
    I baked some cookies.
    Would you give one a taste-test?
[10:46] ---
    Wh-Why do I have to be the one to...
[10:49] ---
    Fuyuki's out.
[10:51] ---
    Why not? Just try one.
[10:54] ---
    Meanwhile, in the Sergeant Room.
SIGN    Election Victory
[10:57] ---
    Gero...
[11:00] ---
    I have to pack away this red thing
    with the still-white eye...
[11:03] ---
    I guess it can come in useful
    next time there's an election, sir.
[11:07] ---
    Oof!
SIGN    Certain Victory
[11:11] ---
    It's stuck, sir?
[11:13] ---
    Oy! Don't resist!
[11:16] ---
    Get in there, you...!
[11:19] ---
    Huh?
[11:20] ---
    G-Gero!
[11:22] ---
    Gero... oh... oh, crap...
[11:29] ---
    Natsumi & Giroro:
    The Two Who Couldn't Return, Sir!
[11:37] ---
    Well? Are they good?
[11:39] ---
    N-Nummy.
[11:43] ---
    W-What?!
[11:45] ---
    Wh-What on...?!
[11:52] ---
    What on Earth?
[11:56] ---
    Giroro's tent is gone!
[12:00] ---
    That's... Sis's...
[12:04] ---
    Sarge!
[12:06] ---
    This is serious! Giroro and
    his whole tent disappeared!
[12:09] ---
    And Sis was with him!
[12:11] ---
    Wh-What you say?!
[12:13] ---
    Huh?
[12:15] ---
    What happened to the fridge?
[12:16] ---
    Ahh, analysis of that is
    currently underway, sir...
[12:21] ---
    Looks like the hyperspace gate busted.
[12:23] ---
    It created a distortion in spacetime,
    and both of them got...
[12:28] ---
    Gero!
SIGN    Certain Victory
[12:29] ---
    This ain't good.
[12:36] ---
    Where...
[12:38] ---
    ...are we?
[12:40] ---
    No idea.
[12:41] ---
    It looks like we and the tent were sent
    to some completely different place.
[12:44] ---
    Th-This is no joke!
[12:46] ---
    We'd better be able to get back!
[12:48] ---
    Hang on. I'll try contacting the base.
[12:55] ---
    It's no good.
[12:56] ---
    It looks like it broke from that impact.
[12:59] ---
    Oh no! But then what'll happen to us?!
[13:02] ---
    Anyway, let's just try
    searching the area a little.
[13:13] ---
    Hmph. So it's desert everywhere we go.
[13:17] ---
    It'll be dangerous to keep on moving.
[13:19] ---
    Let's return to the tent.
[13:28] ---
    Giroro?
[13:29] ---
    Natsumi... Can you run?
[13:34] ---
    Giroro!
[13:35] ---
    Here they come.
[13:43] ---
    What are those?!
[13:48] ---
    Blatantly hostile actions.
[13:50] ---
    These are our enemies!
[14:02] ---
    What on Earth is this place?!
[14:07] ---
    I'm thinking this is not Pekopon, but...
[14:09] ---
    ...a different planet.
[14:12] ---
    No way...
[14:13] ---
    No worries. It isn't much,
    but I do have water and rations.
[14:17] ---
    Keron Water... and... Type-Gs.
[14:20] ---
    And a few sweet potatoes.
[14:23] ---
    And these cookies.
[14:25] ---
    Yes. Those, too, are fine rations.
[14:27] ---
    They were supposed to be for Saburo-senpai...
[14:30] ---
    Wh—?! S-Saburo?!
[14:33] ---
    Yep. I was thinking of giving them to him
    tomorrow at school.
[14:37] ---
    I-In any case.
[14:39] ---
    If we can just hold out here with these,
    Keroro and the others might find us before long.
[14:43] ---
    We should just bear it until then.
[14:46] ---
    Until then.
[14:47] ---
    Until then...!
[14:49] ---
    Until then... I... I... I'll be all alone
    in this tent with Natsumi...
[14:55] ---
    All alone... all alone...!
SIGN    Hazy Hazy Hazy Hazy
[14:58] ---
    All... alone...
[15:01] ---
    What's wrong?
[15:02] ---
    Hm? No... nothing.
[15:11] ---
    These are surprisingly good.
[15:13] ---
    Hm? Ah... yeah.
[15:16] ---
    That's right. Now's not the time to be
    getting dizzy about being alone together.
[15:21] ---
    Not only do we not know where we are,
    there are also unknown enemies here.
[15:25] ---
    I must protect Natsumi at all costs.
[15:28] ---
    Here.
[15:30] ---
    Do you want some?
[15:31] ---
    S-Sure.
[15:34] ---
    C-Could this be...
[15:36] ---
    A... an... an in... an indirect kiss...?!
SIGN    Indirect Kiss
[15:43] ---
    I'll go stand watch outside.
[15:45] ---
    K-K-K-K-K...
[15:47] ---
    You go to sleep!
[15:49] ---
    Thank you.
[15:50] ---
    No need for thanks.
[15:55] ---
    Hm? The moon?
[15:57] ---
    Then... this is not some other planet,
[16:01] ---
    but is somewhere on Pekopon.
[16:03] ---
    In that case... Keroro and the others
    should find us in no time.
[16:10] ---
    However.
[16:14] ---
    A month flew by with no sign of rescue.
[16:24] ---
    Giroro!
[16:27] ---
    Giroro!
[16:30] ---
    Natsumi...
[16:31] ---
    Look! Look at this!
    I found an oasis over there!
[16:34] ---
    And this was there!
[16:36] ---
    An apple...
[16:38] ---
    Yes. The forbidden fruit.
[16:40] ---
    Forbidden fruit?
[16:42] ---
    A long time ago, Adam and Eve ate
    an apple, the forbidden fruit,
[16:47] ---
    and they were exiled from Paradise for it.
[16:51] ---
    Hey...
[16:52] ---
    Giroro...
[16:54] ---
    Are we...
[16:56] ---
    ...going to become
    this world's Adam and Eve?
[17:00] ---
    Wh-Wh-Wh—
[17:02] ---
    But... if it's with you, Giroro...
[17:02] ---
    Wh-Wh-Whaa-Wh—
[17:05] ---
    ...I wouldn't mind.
SIGN    Dream.
[17:09] ---
    Or so he dreamed.
[17:10] ---
    Whaaaaa?!
[17:13] ---
    Who said you could add
    narration to my dreams?!
[17:16] ---
    Oh, don't be such a grump.
[17:18] ---
    Why are you making all that noise?
[17:20] ---
    Ah... No... No reason...
[17:26] ---
    That sound!
[17:27] ---
    It's them.
[17:34] ---
    Use this!
[17:36] ---
    H-How?
[17:37] ---
    I've turned the safety off.
[17:39] ---
    Just aim well and pull the trigger!
[18:06] ---
    No less than I expected, Natsumi.
[18:08] ---
    Thanks. But...
[18:10] ---
    ...the tent...
[18:11] ---
    Yeah.
[18:15] ---
    This is all that survived.
[18:18] ---
    They may come attacking again sometime.
[18:20] ---
    Let's move somewhere safe.
[18:25] ---
    Hrmph. Isn't there an oasis anywhere?
[18:28] ---
    We have to at least secure
    water and rations...
[18:34] ---
    Ah, come to think of it...
[18:36] ---
    What?
[18:37] ---
    I forgot about these.
[18:40] ---
    Those...?
[18:42] ---
    You baked those for Saburo, remember?
[18:45] ---
    Keep them for after we get back safely.
[18:49] ---
    Giroro...
[18:56] ---
    What?!
[18:57] ---
    What's wrong?
[19:01] ---
    That tower...
[19:03] ---
    Is this Inner-Tokyo...?
[19:05] ---
    Did we travel across spacetime
    and end up in future Pekopon?
[19:09] ---
    No way...
[19:11] ---
    Then...
[19:13] ---
    We're...
[19:15] ---
    We can't get back to our
    original world anymore?
[19:20] ---
    Natsumi...
[19:30] ---
    Their leader...
[19:34] ---
    It might have been our Keron Army
    that destroyed Pekopon...
[19:38] ---
    But... even if the enemy
    is the Keron Army, I...!
[19:41] ---
    I will protect Natsumi!
[19:44] ---
    Natsumi!
[19:45] ---
    Believe in me.
[19:46] ---
    No matter what happens,
    I will return you to your former world.
[19:49] ---
    No matter what happens,
    I will protect you without fail!
[19:53] ---
    The cookies... were a little sweet,
    but... they were delicious.
[19:58] ---
    Giroro...
[20:01] ---
    Giroro!
[20:08] ---
    Giroro!
[20:21] ---
    Giroro! Giroro!!
[20:26] ---
    Giroro!
[20:30] ---
    Giroro, it's pretty mean to shoot down
    someone who's come to save you, sir.
[20:35] ---
    So you were safe, Sis!
[20:38] ---
    I must apologize for the
    Nishizawa security mechs...
[20:42] ---
    Still, I really am glad
    that you were all right.
[20:45] ---
    Then...
[20:46] ---
    ...those spidery mechs were...
SIGN    Nishizawa Family Security Mech
[20:54] ---
    So this wasn't a future Pekopon...
[20:58] ---
    Are you okay, Giroro?!
[20:59] ---
    Yeah... But...
[21:01] ---
    What happened to that tower?
[21:03] ---
    Ah, that's the 1st Nishizawa Tower.
[21:07] ---
    First?
[21:08] ---
    This site belongs to the Nishizawas.
[21:11] ---
    Admittedly, it is in quite a remote location.
[21:13] ---
    Site...?
[21:15] ---
    How expansive is the Nishizawa property?!
[21:18] ---
    Incidentally, the 2nd and 3rd
    Nishizawa Towers are also buried in this site.
SIGN    2nd
SIGN    3rd
[21:24] ---
    Don't be so misleading!
[21:36] [SONG] ---
    Okay, everyone, let's all laugh
    with wide open mouths!
[21:36] [SONG] ---
    "Saa minna, ookiku kuchi ake waraimashou"
[21:41] [SONG] ---
    Everyone gather together today,
    and in a big loud voice,
[21:41] [SONG] ---
    Kyou wa minna atsumatte ooki na koe de
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    Face the wide sky and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    oozora ni mukai a-ha-ha~
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Shiawase wa itsumo egao no moto ni
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Because happiness always gathers
    to where the smiles are.
[21:53] [SONG] ---
    atsumatte kuru kara
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Mezamashi yori mo ooki na
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Mom's voice rings out
    louder than my alarm.
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    mama no koe ga narihibiite'ru
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    It's the signal for the start of the game.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Shiai kaishi no aizu da
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Now! Jump out!
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Ima da! Tobidase!
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    I'll eat that tasty rice
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Oishii gohan wo tabeyou
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    In order to become much bigger.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Ippai ookiku naru tame
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Even if there's something
    I don't like with it,
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Moshi mo kirai na okazu ga atte mo
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    As long as I'm with everyone,
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    minna to issho nara~
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    I can eat it.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    tabereru sa
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    So everyone on Earth
    and everyone in the universe,
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    Dakara chikyuu no minna mo uchuu no minna mo
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Everyone be friendly and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    minna naka yoku a-ha-ha~
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ga warau to fushigi to boku mo
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Because when you laugh,
    strangely, so can I.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    waratte 'rareru kara
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Kick off against the ground,
    fly around the skies,
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Daichi wo kette Sora tobimawari
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Cross the oceans and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Umi o watatte a-ha-ha~
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    Even if something bad happens, if I smile,
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    Iya na koto atte mo egao ni nareba
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    I can forget it all.
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    subete wasureru sa
[23:07] ---
    Angol Mois here.
[23:09] ---
    I found a lovely fault line in the garden.
SIGN    Pururun!
[23:11] ---
    It had the most marvelously
    ragged fracture plane.
[23:13] ---
    A very beautiful reverse fault.
[23:16] ---
    It was almost as adorable as Uncle!
[23:18] ---
    Lovey-dovey for Uncle!
    Lovey-dovey for faults!
[23:21] ---
    Never mind that. I'm so popular!
[23:25] ---
    "Keroro: Winner-Takes-All War, Sir!"
[23:29] ---
    It's a two-parter. How's that?
[23:31] ---
    Ge-Gero!