E341 - Keroro: Survival by Toilet, Sir! / Keroro vs. Giroro vs. Tamama vs. Dororo, Sir!

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[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
[00:11] [SONG] ---
    First we start by taking a break.
     Can't-be-bothered planet!
[00:11] [SONG] ---
    Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    We've got curry again tonight!
    Can't be bothered.
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    A good mother is healthy and absent.
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Today's rice is al dente!
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    What you say
    depends a lot on how you're feeling.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Kibun shidai de wari to
    iu koto ga chigatte'ru
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Let me do what I waaant!
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Suki ni saseroo
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    What's wrong with that?
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    Nani ga waruii
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Do your best three days after the fact!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Mikkago ni honki dase
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
    Can't be bothered.
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    The lights are yellow.
     Don't overdo it!
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    The color of not really trying...
    that's kinda nice!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    If it blows, you'll be late.
    If it rains, you'll get the day off.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
    ame ga futtara yasumi
[01:06] [SONG] ---
    Sometimes you need to lie.
    Here, your laws don't apply!
[01:06] [SONG] ---
    Uso mo houben Chigai houken
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    How long is this going on for?!
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    I'll beat the crap outta you!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
SIGN    Caution
[01:31] ---
    Viewers at home,
[01:33] ---
    do not try anything you see
    during this particular episode.
[01:37] ---
    Hey!
[01:39] ---
    Stupid frog!
[01:41] ---
    Get back here!
[01:43] ---
    There's no alien that's gonna stop running
    when they're told, "Get back here!"
[01:51] ---
    That was too close!
[01:53] ---
    Open this door!
[01:54] ---
    If you don't come out,
    it'll only get worse for you!
[01:56] ---
    Jeez!
[01:58] ---
    Gero gero gero!
[02:00] ---
    Stupid Pekoponian!
[02:01] ---
    How does it feel to have your own security
SIGN    Security
[02:05] ---
    used against you?
[02:07] ---
    You just made it worse for yourself!
[02:09] ---
    Come out of there!
[02:11] ---
    Gero gero gero!
[02:13] ---
    All right. This should be easy.
[02:15] ---
    Time to make my escape.
[02:19] ---
    Gero?
[02:21] ---
    I never noticed these bars before...
[02:23] ---
    If you think this'll just blow over,
    you're sorely mistaken!
[02:26] ---
    Be prepared when you do come out.
[02:28] ---
    Gero!
[02:33] ---
    Keroro: Survival by Toilet, Sir!
[02:40] ---
    It seems this'll be a drawn-out war.
[02:43] ---
    And if it's a drawn-out war,
    I'll need food and water, for starters!
SIGN    Food
SIGN    Water
[02:47] ---
    For food, I have...
[02:49] ---
    Ta-da!
[02:50] ---
    Keron Army Type-G rations!
[02:53] ---
    I am a first-class soldier!
[03:00] ---
    Gero!
[03:03] ---
    It's disgusting beyond compare!
[03:05] ---
    W-Water...
[03:09] ---
    Gero!
[03:12] ---
    Yahoo! It's coming out!
[03:14] ---
    I have all the water I need!
[03:16] ---
    And water is all-important to us Keronians!
[03:19] ---
    It's delicious!
[03:21] ---
    Gero gero gero...
[03:23] ---
    It seems I hold the cards in this battle!
[03:28] ---
    Sarge is holed up in the bathroom?
[03:30] ---
    I'm not letting him
    get away with it this time!
[03:33] ---
    Look at this! My precious 623-san autograph!
SIGN    Right now, you're hand-rolled tuna.
[03:38] ---
    Handprints?
[03:39] ---
    Gero gero!
[03:41] ---
    I gave it more details for you!
SIGN    Right now, you're hand-rolled tuna.
[03:43] ---
    Now it looks like a sumo wrestler's
    autograph board!
[03:46] ---
    True...
[03:48] ---
    That stupid...!
[03:49] ---
    I don't care how many days
    it takes, I'll make him pay!
[04:01] ---
    I'm hungry.
[04:06] ---
    Gero!
[04:07] ---
    This scent...
[04:14] ---
    Hello?
[04:16] ---
    ...and so...
[04:19] ---
    ...it would really help out if
    you could supply me with food...
[04:23] ---
    Listen, Keroro.
[04:24] ---
    A true soldier is one who survives
    with only the materials at hand.
[04:29] ---
    Don't be such a drag.
[04:31] ---
    This is a good opportunity for you.
[04:33] ---
    See how long you can hold out.
[04:36] ---
    Hey! Giroro!
[04:39] ---
    Jeez!
[04:41] ---
    Dororo will come in handy
    at a time like this...
[04:44] ---
    I see.
[04:46] ---
    This is what you call "reaping what you sow."
[04:48] ---
    Commander-dono.
[04:49] ---
    As Giroro-dono said, sometimes it is
    good to test your mettle like this...
[04:53] ---
    Tch!
[04:54] ---
    Huh?
[04:55] ---
    Hello? Commander-dono?
[04:58] ---
    Only one thing left to do...
[05:00] ---
    I'll have Tamama bring me some snacks.
SIGN    Sweet Potato Chips
    Rice Crackers
    Crunchy
SIGN    Choco Sticks Pote Pote
SIGN    Yummy
[05:14] ---
    "Block call."
[05:17] ---
    Cold creeps, every one of them.
[05:21] ---
    Curry! Get your curry here!
[05:24] ---
    Gero!
[05:25] ---
    Is that Sergeant Major Kululu?!
SIGN    Spicy Curry
[05:27] ---
    Who'd like some curry?
SIGN    Spicy Curry
[05:30] ---
    It's spicy...
[05:31] ---
    ...and warm.
[05:33] ---
    Gero!
[05:34] ---
    C-Curry hawker!
[05:36] ---
    Yeah?
[05:37] ---
    Please give me a helping of curry!
[05:39] ---
    Special curry is 500 yen per bowl.
[05:43] ---
    500 yen?
[05:44] ---
    It costs money?!
SIGN    Spicy Curry
[05:45] ---
    Pfft! Broke, huh?
[05:47] ---
    Curry! Curry! Who'd like some curry?
[05:51] ---
    Gero...
[05:52] ---
    W-Wait, curry hawker!
SIGN    Spicy Curry
[05:55] ---
    I have money!
[05:56] ---
    I've got money!
[05:59] ---
    Beggars can't be choosers.
[06:04] ---
    Thanks for your patronage!
SIGN    Kululu Curry
    Mild
    Cook in boiling water
    for 5 minutes, maybe...
    One Serving
[06:05] ---
    Here's your curry!
[06:07] ---
    Yay! Curry! Yahoo!
[06:10] ---
    Wait...
SIGN    Kululu Curry
    Mild
    Cook in boiling water
    for 5 minutes, maybe...
[06:11] ---
    Curry in a pouch?!
[06:13] ---
    If you don't want it, it's okay with me.
[06:16] ---
    Well, under these circumstances,
[06:18] ---
    I guess I should be happy
    to get any food at all.
[06:21] ---
    Then thanks for the business!
[06:22] ---
    Curry! Curry!
[06:24] ---
    Wait a second!
[06:26] ---
    I need more than this, don't I?
[06:28] ---
    Without hot water, I can't heat it up!
[06:30] ---
    Hot water is 3,000 yen.
[06:32] ---
    It's not included?!
[06:34] ---
    And 3,000?!
[06:35] ---
    Fine, if you don't want it, forget it!
[06:38] ---
    All right, all right!
    Just give me the hot water!
[06:42] ---
    Sheesh...
[06:44] ---
    This is getting expensive.
[06:46] ---
    Thanks for your patience!
[06:47] ---
    What is that?
SIGN    Sizzle
[06:51] ---
    A hot stone.
[06:57] ---
    What did you do to me?!
[06:58] ---
    You wanted hot water, right, sir?
[07:01] ---
    Look, it's boiling.
    Hurry up and put the pouch in.
[07:04] ---
    Gero...
SIGN    Kululu Curry
[07:08] ---
    Viewers at home, please do not try this.
[07:11] ---
    Well, thanks for the biz!
[07:13] ---
    Huh? Wait a second.
[07:14] ---
    Where's the rice? The rice!
[07:16] ---
    Gero...
[07:18] ---
    Another additional cost?
[07:19] ---
    Rice?
[07:21] ---
    I don't have rice.
[07:22] ---
    Oh, come on. Curry and rice go together!
[07:25] ---
    I didn't think of that.
[07:27] ---
    Curry! Curry!
[07:27] ---
    You eat the stuff all the time!
[07:29] ---
    Who'd like some curry?!
[07:30] ---
    Curry!
[07:30] ---
    Get back here, curry hawker!
[07:31] ---
    Who's up for curry?
[07:37] ---
    Well, if I think of it as a
    kind of drink, it's not bad.
[07:41] ---
    Still, probably since I
    chugged the curry down,
[07:45] ---
    I'm all sweaty.
[07:47] ---
    It'd be nice if I could hop in the tub...
[07:51] ---
    ...but right now, the fearsome Lady Natsumi is
    lying in wait for me on the other side of this door.
SIGN    Imagination
[07:55] ---
    Stupid frog...
[08:00] ---
    So what should I do?
[08:08] ---
    G-Gero...
[08:14] ---
    Gero. It's just right...
[08:16] ---
    W-Wait, Sergeant! What are you
    thinking?! Don't tell me...
[08:21] ---
    Viva non non...
SIGN    Right now, you're hand-rolled tuna.
SIGN    One
    down
[08:24] ---
    Sis...
[08:26] ---
    When I think about it,
[08:27] ---
    if you ask Sarge, he may be able
    to restore that to the way it was.
[08:32] ---
    With Keronian technology,
[08:33] ---
    maybe that wouldn't be such
    an impossible thing.
[08:38] ---
    Besides,
[08:39] ---
    I'd really like to go to the bathroom.
[08:41] ---
    Forget it!
[08:42] ---
    Why do I have to ask him for a favor?!
[08:46] ---
    As for a toilet, I'm sure
    you can use someone else's!
[08:48] ---
    Oh, come on...
[08:50] ---
    Fuyuki-kun!
[08:51] ---
    Nishizawa-san?!
[08:53] ---
    I came over because I heard you
    couldn't use your washroom.
[08:56] ---
    By all means, please use one of our toilets!
[09:00] ---
    Um, but...
[09:01] ---
    It isn't healthy to hold it.
[09:04] ---
    Get him on board.
[09:07] ---
    Wait a second!
[09:20] ---
    This feels great!
[09:22] ---
    Gong! Is this what you call
    "visual impact?!"
[09:25] ---
    Well, I resisted it at first,
[09:30] ---
    but once I got in here,
    all my doubts were flushed away.
[09:33] ---
    As a matter of fact,
    this is perfect for my size.
[09:36] ---
    It couldn't get any more
    comfortable than this.
[09:38] ---
    I-Is that right?
[09:42] ---
    Gero...
[09:43] ---
    The night breeze is cold.
[09:45] ---
    I kind of feel like using the toilet.
[09:50] ---
    Toilet...
[09:51] ---
    That is a toilet.
[09:53] ---
    I see...
[09:55] ---
    Yeah, but...
[09:56] ---
    It wouldn't be good to just go like this...
[09:59] ---
    This is a toilet and yet not a toilet.
[10:02] ---
    All right! It can't be helped.
[10:03] ---
    I'll flush the hot water once.
[10:08] ---
    Gero?
[10:09] ---
    G-Gero!
[10:10] ---
    Crap!
[10:11] ---
    Gero gero!
[10:13] ---
    Gero!
[10:21] ---
    Thank you for letting me use
    your toilet, Nishizawa-san.
[10:25] ---
    Not at all!
[10:27] ---
    If you like,
[10:28] ---
    you can use my toilet every time, Fuyuki-kun!
[10:32] ---
    No, every time would be...
[10:35] ---
    I... I guess you're right.
[10:37] ---
    Oh, I'm just making some tea,
[10:41] ---
    so would you like to join me?
[10:42] ---
    Sure.
[10:43] ---
    Just for a little while...
[10:45] ---
    All right! This is it!
[10:47] ---
    If Keroro stays holed up with that toilet,
[10:50] ---
    I can enjoy teatime with Fuyuki-kun
    every time he has to use the bathroom!
[10:56] ---
    Milady, I found this in the drain.
[10:59] ---
    What shall I do with it?
[11:02] ---
    Please return it to where you found it.
[11:04] ---
    Understood.
[11:07] ---
    Is something wrong?
[11:08] ---
    Nothing at all.
[11:10] ---
    Well, Fuyuki-kun,
[11:12] ---
    have another cup of tea.
SIGN    Right now, you're hand-rolled tuna.
SIGN    One
     down
[11:15] ---
    Bring this back to the way it was?
[11:19] ---
    It is possible...
[11:22] ---
    ...but it'll cost you.
[11:27] ---
    I could always charge it
    to the commander's account.
[11:29] ---
    I would appreciate it.
[11:33] ---
    Again, viewers at home, do not imitate
    anything you saw in this story.
[11:41] ---
    I wonder if you've had this
    experience once or twice.
SIGN    Welcome
[11:46] ---
    Yahoo!
[11:47] ---
    Come on, take it down a notch!
[11:49] ---
    Anti-barrier, maximum output!
[11:53] ---
    Today's the long-awaited release date
    of the latest Shonen Alpha!
SIGN    Released Today
    Boys Alpha
    Captain Keroro
[12:00] ---
    I found it right away!
[12:02] ---
    Let's see...
[12:03] ---
    Gero!
[12:04] ---
    Stupid frog is never more energetic
    than at times like this.
[12:08] ---
    Sarge!
[12:09] ---
    Did you find the manga you want?
[12:12] ---
    Sarge?
[12:14] ---
    Is something wrong, stupid frog?
[12:22] ---
    Keroro vs. Giroro vs.
    Tamama vs. Dororo, Sir!
[12:28] ---
    Oh, is that all?!
[12:30] ---
    You're sweating and look sick,
[12:33] ---
    so I thought something was wrong, but you
    just have to go to the bathroom, huh?
[12:37] ---
    W-When I looked at the magazine,
    I suddenly...
[12:41] ---
    Certainly, being in a bookstore makes you want to
    go to the bathroom for some reason, doesn't it?
[12:44] ---
    One theory is that it's caused by
[12:46] ---
    the ink used in printing the books.
[12:49] ---
    Anyway, hurry up and go.
[12:52] ---
    Then if you'll excuse me...
[12:54] ---
    And right at that moment...
SIGN    Anti-barrier Maximum Output
[12:58] ---
    This is great, too...
[13:02] ---
    T-Toilet...
[13:05] ---
    Here, too, an unexpected call of nature.
[13:08] ---
    Where's the bathroom?!
SIGN    Anti-barrier, same
[13:10] ---
    And here, too...
[13:12] ---
    Which one should I go with?
[13:15] ---
    B-Blunder...
[13:17] ---
    Dororo?
SIGN    Same
[13:19] ---
    I'm sure you know what's
    going to happen next.
[13:24] ---
    What's wrong, Tama-chan?
[13:26] ---
    I... I need to go to the bathroom...
[13:30] ---
    And so...
[13:33] ---
    T-Toilet... Toilet...
[13:36] ---
    H-Here it is!
SIGN    Occupied
[13:39] ---
    Occupied.
[13:41] ---
    W-Why?!
[13:43] ---
    Why, at a time like this...
SIGN    Occupied
[13:45] ---
    ...does the shop's restroom...
SIGN    Occupied
[13:47] ---
    ...always...
SIGN    Occupied
[13:49] ---
    ...have to be occupied?!
[13:52] ---
    Small shops have a small number of toilets.
[13:55] ---
    Well, I guess they're just crap out of luck.
SIGN    Crap Out of Luck
[14:00] ---
    Huh?
[14:00] ---
    Stupid frog?
[14:02] ---
    Sarge! Where are you going?!
[14:05] ---
    I wonder what's wrong.
[14:07] ---
    Did you see the expression on his face?
[14:09] ---
    I wouldn't worry.
[14:10] ---
    Dororo! Where did he go?
SIGN    Rinrindo Bookstore
[14:13] ---
    Tama-chan!
[14:18] ---
    Toilet... toilet...
[14:21] ---
    Gero!
[14:25] ---
    When you're in town and feel the
    need to go to the bathroom...
[14:27] ---
    ...running into a department store...
[14:30] ---
    ...which has a lot of toilets,
    comparatively speaking...
[14:32] ---
    ...is the most basic of basics!
[14:35] ---
    However!
[14:36] ---
    The problem one must
    consider in this situation
[14:39] ---
    is which floor's toilet to head for.
[14:42] ---
    This is urgent!
[14:44] ---
    There is no time to hesitate!
[14:47] ---
    The tendency is to go for the
    nearest toilet on the first floor.
[14:51] ---
    However!
[14:54] ---
    I-It's...
SIGN    Congestion!
[14:56] ---
    That's right.
[14:57] ---
    There's a low likelihood
[14:59] ---
    that the nearest toilet is available.
SIGN    Occupied
[15:03] ---
    Although that is the most...
    con-pee-nient place...
SIGN    Con-pee-nient
[15:09] ---
    So in this situation...
[15:13] ---
    ...you go to the highest floor possible!
[15:14] ---
    Aiming for the toilets on the floor below
    the top restaurant floor is best.
[15:19] ---
    But what you have to think about here
[15:22] ---
    is the means of getting there.
[15:25] ---
    In this situation, there's the tendency
    to take the fastest elevator...
[15:33] ---
    ...but the fast ascending sensation
[15:35] ---
    escalates the need for evacuation.
[15:39] ---
    Tama!
[15:40] ---
    Why is it stopping on the fifth floor?
[15:44] ---
    And more people getting
    on from in-between floors
[15:48] ---
    can cause unexpected time loss and accidents!
[15:54] ---
    Excuse me... I'm getting off here!
[15:56] ---
    I... I'm getting off!
[15:57] ---
    I... I'm...
[16:02] ---
    In the end, I'm getting off
    at the third floor.
[16:05] ---
    At a time like this, instead of the elevator,
[16:08] ---
    using the escalator is...
[16:11] ---
    There's no guarantee that the right side
    of the escalator will be clear.
[16:15] ---
    Sometimes there'll be people
    on both sides of it.
[16:18] ---
    No way! Really?
[16:18] ---
    And good luck getting them to clear the way.
[16:20] ---
    For real!
[16:20] ---
    Really?!
[16:21] ---
    And in the end, it takes a long time.
[16:22] ---
    You swear?
[16:23] ---
    I swear it!
[16:26] ---
    Actually, the proper way to ride an escalator
[16:28] ---
    is standing on both sides,
    not leaving one lane open.
[16:31] ---
    Of course, running up the
    escalator is a no-no.
[16:36] ---
    So what con-poo-sion can we draw?
[16:38] ---
    What is the best way to reach the restroom?
SIGN    Con-poo-sion
[16:43] ---
    The stairs, of course!
[16:46] ---
    Even if it takes a little time,
[16:47] ---
    you'll definitely arrive at your destination!
[16:51] ---
    In other words, just like
    during an emergency...
[16:54] ---
    No, it's okay to think
    of this as an emergency!
SIGN    Sweat
[17:00] ---
    I... I made it...
[17:05] ---
    All right!
[17:06] ---
    Shortest course confirmed!
[17:08] ---
    However, I can't have peace of mind yet!
[17:11] ---
    Because there may be unexpected obstacles
    in the path leading to the toilet!
SIGN    Sale
[17:15] ---
    A bargain corner is in the way.
[17:18] ---
    A lingerie department makes the weak linger.
[17:20] ---
    And also...
[17:21] ---
    Huh? Why, Keroro-kun!
[17:24] ---
    P-Pururu-chan!
[17:25] ---
    Are you out shopping?
[17:27] ---
    That's right.
[17:28] ---
    And also just as a diversion.
[17:31] ---
    All work and no play
     makes Jill a dull girl, right?
[17:34] ---
    It's bad for the skin, too.
[17:36] ---
    Oh, that's right! Listen to this!
[17:37] ---
    Bariri-san contacted me again the other day.
SIGN    Blab
    Blab
    Blab
    Blab
[17:40] ---
    I do think he's a nice guy,
[17:42] ---
    but how can I put it? He's, you know...
[17:44] ---
    The obstacle of chatting!
[17:45] ---
    You know what I mean?
[17:46] ---
    What do you think, Keroro-kun?
[17:47] ---
    Well... um...
SIGN    Blab Blab Blab Blab
[17:49] ---
    I mean, he's really sweet,
[17:50] ---
    The sergeant thought about nothing
[17:51] ---
    but you know how he is.
[17:51] ---
    but an op-poo-rtunity to get away.
[17:53] ---
    You know?
SIGN    Op-poo-rtunity
[17:58] ---
    I finally made it...
[18:00] ---
    Gero...
[18:01] ---
    Oh, it's open!
[18:03] ---
    I... I was right...
[18:05] ---
    I made the right choice, after all!
[18:14] ---
    Gero...
[18:16] ---
    Pooped out after a hard struggle,
[18:17] ---
    dramatic slow-motion
    made the sergeant miss his chance.
SIGN    Pooped Out
[18:22] ---
    What do you do when you get to the
    restroom, but all the pots are taken?
[18:26] ---
    That is...
[18:27] ---
    ...have a pressure attack in the bathroom!
SIGN    Occupied
[18:33] ---
    You could clear your throat
    to assert your presence.
SIGN    Cough
SIGN    Cough
SIGN    Cough
SIGN    Stomp
[18:37] ---
    Or stomp your foot to get the
    "Hurry it up" message across.
SIGN    Stomp
SIGN    Stomp
SIGN    Stomp
SIGN    Stomp
SIGN    Silence
[18:42] ---
    Except provoking actions like that
[18:45] ---
    may result in the opposite effect,
SIGN    Occupied
[18:48] ---
    and even...
[18:51] ---
    He's done?!
SIGN    Silence
[18:57] ---
    He used toilet paper, flushed...
[18:59] ---
    What the heck else is there to do?!
[19:03] ---
    That's right. The person will pretend
    to be finished, but then won't leave.
[19:08] ---
    So beware of the "I'm coming out" scam!
[19:13] ---
    Get out, get out, get out!
[19:15] ---
    Still, this is no time to get angry!
[19:19] ---
    Any more time lost will be deadly!
[19:23] ---
    Since it's come to this...
[19:25] ---
    And so, a de-turd-mination was made.
SIGN    De-turd-mination
[19:29] ---
    We'll just have to search for another toilet!
[19:32] ---
    Another toilet... another toilet...
[19:40] ---
    Now that I think of it,
[19:41] ---
    I should've gone with a hotel toilet
    from the beginning.
[19:47] ---
    Giroro, Tamama! Dororo, too!
[19:49] ---
    I see. So that's the situation...
[19:52] ---
    It seems we all have the same objective.
[19:55] ---
    Still, you may be my senpai,
    but I don't intend to let you go first.
[19:58] ---
    Indeed.
[19:59] ---
    When it comes to toilets,
    there are no senpais or kouhais!
[20:02] ---
    Whoever gets there first gets relief first!
[20:06] ---
    That's the immutable law of toilets
    throughout the universe!
[20:09] ---
    I'll kick your butt!
[20:11] ---
    My sentiments exactly!
[20:14] ---
    But you're moving really slowly, huh?
[20:16] ---
    I'm already past my limit...
[20:19] ---
    ...so if I ran and fell now...
[20:21] ---
    ...the shock would...
[20:23] ---
    ...result in something
    I fear to even imagine!
[20:27] ---
    They approach the goal.
[20:28] ---
    Does this restroom have an empty stall?
[20:31] ---
    Who will enter that stall?
[20:34] ---
    Four hearts beat fast.
[20:36] ---
    Beethoven's Symp-fart-y No.
    5 echoes in their heads.
SIGN    Symp-fart-y
[20:43] ---
    Gero!
[20:48] ---
    Four are open!
[20:49] ---
    And there are four of us.
[20:51] ---
    There was no need for haste.
SIGN    Relaxed
[20:54] ---
    I hadn't felt that tense in a long time.
[20:57] ---
    Please, senpais, you should go in first.
[21:00] ---
    No, no, the youngster who carries the
    future on his shoulders should go first.
[21:04] ---
    By rights, as our commander,
    Keroro, you should go first.
[21:08] ---
    Th-Then, by your leave, I'll...
[21:13] ---
    Gero...
[21:15] ---
    This is...
[21:16] ---
    The janitor's closet!
[21:18] ---
    Then there are three toilets...
[21:20] ---
    And four of us...
[21:22] ---
    It's too bad, but one of us
    will just have to wait.
[21:26] ---
    Right?
[21:28] ---
    Private 2nd Class Tamama!
[21:29] ---
    Letting your superiors go first
    is only good manners!
[21:33] ---
    What are you talking about?!
[21:35] ---
    Before you guys said I could go first
    because I've got the future on my back!
[21:39] ---
    It seems this is a match of skills.
[21:42] ---
    I wouldn't have it any other way!
[21:45] ---
    The Keroro Platoon's true battle
    is just beginning!
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Ume!
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Plums!
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Choko!
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Choccies!
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Gumi!
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Gummies!
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Tsukemono!
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Pickles!
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Stick it on. Stick it on.
    Stick it on. Stick it on.
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Forward march,
    and carry all of this stuff, as well.
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
[22:11] [SONG] ---
    Heppoko heppiri hacchira
[22:11] [SONG] ---
    Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Iessaa
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Yes, sir!
[22:14] [SONG] ---
    Sumanai koto suru na yo
[22:14] [SONG] ---
    If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
[22:18] [SONG] ---
    Yamashi no sato abunai
[22:18] [SONG] ---
    Watch out for the
    village of swindlers and cheats.
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Yuke yuke chi no hate e
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Go, go, to the edges of the land.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    A first-in-history feat of speed.
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    You can master it, sir.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Train for it in the afternoon.
    (Nooo, not in the morning.)
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Kanran guruguru Joudeki
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    O-naka ga hette wa make desu
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Yoroshiku suimin
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Kanran guruguru Joudeki
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    O-naka ga hette wa make desu
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Yoroshiku suimin
[23:15] [SONG] ---
    She's stuck on me!
[23:15] [SONG] ---
    Kuttsuichatta
[23:22] ---
    Sergeant Keroro here!
[23:24] ---
    Am I the only one who thinks of
[23:26] ---
    a ventriloquist's dummy
[23:27] ---
    as kind of a creepy man with a
    baby face that has goggle eyes
[23:30] ---
    and a choppily-moving mouth?
[23:31] ---
    Have you been traumatized by one?
[23:33] ---
    That aside,
[23:35] ---
    beams from the eyes is
    one of the basics, right?
[23:37] ---
    "Keroro: The Birth of a New Special Move, Sir!"
[23:41] ---
    "Natsumi: The Hole Truth, Sir!"
SIGN    Hybrid Eco-Friendly Kind to Pekopon
[23:44] ---
    These two stories! How that's?
[23:46] ---
    Ge-Gero!