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E178 - Momoka: Ghost: Phantom of the Hinata House, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To reconquer the Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu saishinryaku
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero-kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    I can't use my pencil
    lead up to the very end.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Shaapen no shin wa saigo made tsukaenai
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    It is with much embarrassment,
    but I have returned!
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ureshihazukashinagara
    kaette mairimashitaaa!!!"
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to buy the meat for
    the sukiyaki, too... waaaaah!
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Sukiyaki no niku mo kaiwasure Eeeen!
SIGN    Cheating
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    The snorer falls asleep first.
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    Ibiki kaku hito, saki ni nete
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    I'm still counting sheep when morning dawns.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Hitsuji wo kazoete yo ga akeru
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    The school trip was also to Keron.
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    Shuugaku ryokou mo Keron
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    Ah, I thought it was a free invite,
    but it's only money off!
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    A, shoutaiken to omottara waribikiken!!!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high,
    a roar rather than a yawn.
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Akubi yori otakebi
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero-gero~!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    I had insider info,
    but everyone knew it already.
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Koko dake no hanashi wo minna ga shitte iru
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    From today, "Nippon" will be
    known as "Keropon"!
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    "Honjitsu yori 'Nippon' wa
    'Keropon' to aratamema~~~su!!!"
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    I have 300 spam e-mails!
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    Meiwaku meeru ga sanbyaku-tsuu
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    Please stop!
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    "Yamete choudai!"
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    I tried hitting my PC,
    but that still didn't fix it.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Pasokon tataite mo naoranai
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    I tried shaking my mobile,
    but it still won't connect.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Keitai wa futte mo tsuujinai
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Keron is endless, maybe.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa endoresu, ka mo
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    Ah, My Very Easy Method Just
    Speeds Up Naming Keron!
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    A, sui-kin-chi-ka-moku-do-ten-kai-Keron!!!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:24] [SONG] ---
    Toooo haaaaarsh!
[01:24] [SONG] ---
    "Hijjou ni kibishi~~!!!!"
SIGN    Schlorp
[01:32] ---
    It feels more and more
     like autumn every day, doesn't it?
[01:36] ---
    What is autumn (aki) about?
SIGN    Aki of Appetite
[01:39] ---
    Aki: season of appetite!
SIGN    Aki of Sports
[01:41] ---
    Aki: season of sports!
SIGN    Hinata Aki
[01:43] ---
    And Hinata Aki!
SIGN    Captain Geroro
[01:44] ---
    No, not her.
[01:46] ---
    It's the season for romance!
    Are you stupid?!
[01:51] ---
    Oh, my, how unseemly of me...
[01:54] ---
    Yes. Autumn is the romantic season where
    leaves fall from the trees and dance in the wind.
[01:59] ---
    I hope I can walk home from
    school with Fuyuki-kun...
[02:05] ---
    Oh, Nishizawa-san!
[02:08] ---
    F-F-F-F-Fuyuki-kun, when did you get here?!
[02:11] ---
    Just now.
[02:12] ---
    U-U-Um... Fuyuki-kun, where are you going?
[02:16] ---
    I was thinking about doing some new research
    on ghosts in the long nights of autumn.
[02:20] ---
    I'm going to drop by the library
    on my way back.
[02:22] ---
    I... I see...
[02:24] ---
    Then... could I... can I... can't I...
[02:28] ---
    Do what?
[02:29] ---
    Can... can I...
[02:31] ---
    "Can I come with you," right?!
[02:34] ---
    Just say it!
[02:37] ---
    Couldn't... Can't we... come with you?
[02:39] ---
    C-Cotton candy...?
[02:41] ---
    I... I... I...
SIGN    I...
SIGN    I...
SIGN    I...
SIGN    I...
SIGN    I...
[02:45] ---
    I... I... I'm going now!
[02:48] ---
    Nishizawa-san!
[02:50] ---
    Ah... I'm so hopeless.
[02:53] ---
    I want to research ghosts
    with Fuyuki-kun.
[02:56] ---
    Why can't I say something so simple?
[02:59] ---
    I sympathize completely, milady.
[03:03] ---
    If only I could just become a ghost myself.
[03:05] ---
    Then I could be by Fuyuki-kun's
    side all the time...
[03:09] ---
    A... a ghost?
[03:13] ---
    Yes! That's it!
[03:21] ---
    Momoka: Ghost:
    Phantom of the Hinata House, Sir!
[03:26] ---
    Please! I dearly want to be
    turned into a living ghost!
[03:30] ---
    I will ask for her, as well.
[03:32] ---
    A ghost, ma'am?
[03:35] ---
    It would be faster just to
    ask Master Fuyuki, ma'am.
[03:37] ---
    Th-That's no good!
[03:38] ---
    Gero?
[03:39] ---
    I don't want to tell Fuyuki-kun.
[03:41] ---
    I... I don't want to cause him any trouble.
[03:46] ---
    Hm?
[03:47] ---
    Well, that's fine, I suppose, ma'am...
[03:50] ---
    Please. I promise I will thank you
    plenty for it.
[03:56] ---
    Mr. Sergeant?
[04:04] ---
    Keroro Platoon: assemble!
[04:10] ---
    So!
[04:11] ---
    The Keroro Platoon will use everything at
    its disposal to turn Lady Momoka into a ghost!
[04:17] ---
    I refuse.
[04:17] ---
    Gero?
[04:19] ---
    Here I was wondering what
    all the fuss was about.
[04:21] ---
    This is utterly unrelated to our mission.
[04:24] ---
    Not so, sir!
[04:26] ---
    If this operation goes well,
    we can employ the same methodology
[04:31] ---
    to turn everyone into ghosts and
    conquer Pekopon in no time.
[04:34] ---
    Imagine that!
[04:35] ---
    What?!
[04:36] ---
    Turn everyone on Pekopon into ghosts?!
[04:40] ---
    Noooooooooo!
[04:42] ---
    Hm? Whassup, Giroro?
[04:44] ---
    N-Nothing.
[04:46] ---
    I had forgotten that Giroro-dono
    does not fare well with ghosts.
[04:50] ---
    Th-That's true, but...
[04:52] ---
    ...n-no!
[04:53] ---
    I just wanted to say that
    this is not for us to do.
[04:57] ---
    It might have... other applications, sir...
[05:00] ---
    Other applications?
[05:02] ---
    If you became a ghost,
[05:03] ---
    you could always be by the side of the
    person who's caught your eye, big guy!
[05:07] ---
    What?!
[05:08] ---
    For example...
[05:09] ---
    When she's in the bath!
[05:11] ---
    When she's sleeping!
[05:14] ---
    Umm... Do you think it might be
    an impossible request?
[05:17] ---
    Here, see?
[05:19] ---
    Corporal Giroro is all in favor!
[05:19] ---
    Banzai! Banzai!
[05:21] ---
    He says he will be most pleased to
    assist with this operation, ma'am!
[05:23] ---
    Thank you very much!
[05:26] ---
    Then let's get it started, sir!
SIGN    Namu Amida
[05:28] ---
    The plan to ghostify Nishizawa Momoka!
SIGN    Nishizawa Family Ancestral Shrine
[05:43] ---
    Byzantine machine: up and running, sir!
[05:47] ---
    Eldritch item installed!
[05:51] ---
    Filled with creepy stuff!
[05:53] ---
    Suspicious unidentifiable objects in!
[05:57] ---
    The fishy material has been loaded in!
[05:59] ---
    Non-combustibles,
SIGN    Non-combustibles
SIGN    Combustibles
[06:01] ---
    disposed of.
[06:03] ---
    Gero!!
[06:05] ---
    Why?!
[06:10] ---
    Are you ready, Lady Momoka, ma'am?
[06:13] ---
    Y-Yes! Ready at any time!
[06:16] ---
    If this experiment goes well...
[06:19] ---
    I know. Ring the bell as a sign, yes?
SIGN    Bell
[06:23] ---
    Good luck, Momocchi!
[06:26] ---
    Okay, let's get this thing started!
[06:29] ---
    Click!
[06:33] ---
    Rejection coefficient zero.
[06:35] ---
    Acceptance coefficient is into the red zone.
[06:38] ---
    Ready for ghostification!
[06:40] ---
    Or, like, prospects doubtful?
SIGN    Non-combustibles Combustibles
[06:55] ---
    What is all this...?
[06:59] ---
    Where is this place?
SIGN    The Professional Appears
[07:02] ---
    The professional appears!
[07:03] ---
    Spirit Wave Motion Engine at max output!
[07:10] ---
    Soleid graph inverting!
[07:11] ---
    The ego boundary plane is
    converging on the zero limit!
[07:16] ---
    Any moment now.
[07:18] ---
    Oooh!
[07:18] ---
    Momocchi!
[07:21] ---
    I want to be by Fuyuki-kun's side forever!
[07:24] ---
    For that, I'll...
[07:25] ---
    ...become a ghost, even if it kills me!
[07:33] ---
    Th-This is...!
[07:34] ---
    I cannot see anything!
[07:44] ---
    Wh-What was that?
[07:47] ---
    M-More importantly...
    What has happened to Momocchi?
[07:50] ---
    Oh... Oh, no!
[07:51] ---
    M-Momoka-san has completely vanished!
[07:56] ---
    Doeeeegh!
SIGN    Out-of-body experience
[07:58] ---
    Out-of-body experience!
[08:13] ---
    A yellow tower...
[08:16] ---
    It's so pretty...
[08:23] ---
    No!
[08:25] ---
    You mustn't go that way.
[08:27] ---
    This way. This way...
[08:30] ---
    Wh-Who?
[08:32] ---
    Come this way.
[08:34] ---
    Huh? What?
[08:40] ---
    The bell isn't ringing...
[08:43] ---
    My honorable leader, do we not find
    ourselves in quite an unpleasant situation?
[08:46] ---
    I-It'll be fine, D-Dododo-kun...
[08:49] ---
    Who is that?
[08:50] ---
    First we all need to calalam down...
[08:53] ---
    You first.
[08:55] ---
    What to do...
[08:57] ---
    Ah, I know!
SIGN    ORA-ZOKKU
[08:59] ---
    Stop making Gundam models!
[09:02] ---
    Momocchi...
[09:04] ---
    Where did you go, Momocchi?
[09:07] ---
    Momocchi!
SIGN    Bell
[09:15] ---
    Mr. Sergeant! The bell Momocchi promised
    to ring if she became a ghost!
[09:20] ---
    Oh! Ohh!
[09:22] ---
    Or, like, proven success?
SIGN    Celebrating Ghostification
[09:24] ---
    Banzai! Banzai!
[09:26] ---
    I knew my army's scientific prowess
    was the best in the universe!
[09:29] ---
    We did it, Momocchi!
[09:31] ---
    Now! Now I can receive
    all the thanks I desire!
[09:35] ---
    One million Gundam models!
[09:39] ---
    And 100,010,000 yen in hard cash!
[09:43] ---
    I knew it'd be all about the money...
[09:46] ---
    But who on Earth do you expect
    to supply you with it?
[09:49] ---
    Naturally...
[09:51] ---
    ...Lady Momoka over here!
[09:53] ---
    Um. She's a ghost now.
[10:03] ---
    M-Momocchi...
[10:07] ---
    Mois-dono, a photograph, if you please!
[10:09] ---
    Okay! I'm taking it!
SIGN    Normal Zoom Menu
[10:12] ---
    Or, like, ghostly photo?
SIGN    Bell
[10:21] ---
    It looks like I got them to notice me, but...
[10:24] ---
    I wonder if I am actually a ghost.
[10:27] ---
    I've been waaaaiting for youuuu...
[10:32] ---
    I've been waaaaiting for youuuu...
[10:35] ---
    It's been so long since
    I've met a fellow ghost!
[10:38] ---
    A... a ghost!
[10:40] ---
    You don't need to be so startled.
[10:42] ---
    I'm a ghost just like you.
[10:45] ---
    Th-Then... I'm...
[10:48] ---
    I've really become a ghost!
[10:50] ---
    Y-Yes...
[10:52] ---
    Come to think of it...
    have we met somewhere before?
[10:55] ---
    Yes. I'm a ghost called Omiyo.
[10:59] ---
    I'm honored to be haunting
    the Hinata household!
[11:03] ---
    What are those?
[11:05] ---
    Momocchi, I suppose?
[11:07] ---
    Your voice... Are you the one
    who called me back just now?
[11:11] ---
    Yes. That was me.
[11:14] ---
    You were headed somewhere you mustn't go.
[11:18] ---
    Somewhere I mustn't go?
[11:22] ---
    If you went there,
    you'd never be able to come back.
[11:28] ---
    I was almost in a lot of danger, then.
[11:33] ---
    This, too, must be some kind of fate!
[11:35] ---
    I'll guide you through
    everything you need to know!
[11:37] ---
    Th-Thank you very much.
[11:40] ---
    Okay, shall we get going right away?
[11:42] ---
    Yes!
[11:44] ---
    Momocchi?
[11:46] ---
    Momocchi? Where are you?!
[11:48] ---
    You can return Lady Momoka to
    a human, right, Kululu-kun?
[11:52] ---
    Impossible.
[11:54] ---
    All I was asked for was a device
    to turn a human into a ghost.
[11:58] ---
    You're on your own with the rest.
[11:59] ---
    I see! So it's just a device to
    turn a human into a ghost, then.
[12:04] ---
    Wait...
[12:05] ---
    Then Momocchi cannot turn back to normal?
[12:08] ---
    Mochicourse!
[12:09] ---
    Oh no!
[12:11] ---
    My honorable leader!
[12:13] ---
    Momocchi!
[12:15] ---
    Gero...
[12:27] ---
    Oh, wow! I can slip through freely!
[12:32] ---
    I had quite some fun with that
    when I was new to it, too!
[12:35] ---
    Becoming a ghost is
    surprisingly fun, isn't it?
[12:44] ---
    What's the matter?
[12:46] ---
    Hey, wait.
    When did I change into these clothes?
[12:49] ---
    I don't know all the details myself,
[12:52] ---
    but it seems that when you become a ghost,
    you take the age and form that suit you most.
[13:00] ---
    All right, we've reached the surface!
[13:02] ---
    Surface?
[13:04] ---
    This is Fuyuki-kun's house?!
[13:06] [SONG] ---
    
[13:08] ---
    That's...
[13:11] ---
    ...Natsumi-san!
[13:12] ---
    Thank you for having me over!
[13:16] ---
    She can't hear you or see you.
[13:18] ---
    Ahh, right... I've become a ghost...
SIGN    Ghostly Phenomenon
[13:23] ---
    Wh-Why are my shoulders
    suddenly feeling heavy?
[13:27] ---
    I normally haunt all kinds
    of different things.
[13:31] ---
    What kinds of things?
[13:33] ---
    Like dolls without legs.
[13:35] ---
    Ah... Right...
[13:36] ---
    I also take lots of naps,
    and mostly take things pretty easy!
[13:41] ---
    Ah, I know. Would you like
    to go up on top of the roof?
[13:45] ---
    The moon is very beautiful.
[13:47] ---
    U-Um...
[13:50] ---
    I actually... There's something I really
    want to do, and that's why I became a ghost.
[13:58] ---
    Oh! You have an attachment like that?
[14:01] ---
    All right. Good luck with your haunting!
[14:04] ---
    Yes...
[14:08] ---
    Fuyuki-kun is inside here...
[14:20] ---
    Th-There he is!
[14:22] ---
    Fuyuki-kun!
[14:24] ---
    Fuyuki-kun! Fuyuki-kun!
[14:27] ---
    Fuyuki-kun!
[14:28] ---
    Fuyuki-kun! Fuyuki-kun!
[14:32] ---
    Fu-yu-ki-ku-n!
[14:38] ---
    I've never seen the side of
    Fuyuki-kun's face so close...
[14:42] ---
    Maybe it's impossible to scientifically
    prove the existence of ghosts.
[14:47] ---
    What...? But...
[14:49] ---
    Fuyuki! The meal's ready!
[14:52] ---
    Coming!
[14:58] ---
    Ah... Right. I can just slip through.
[15:05] ---
    I wonder what's up with Sarge.
[15:07] ---
    What?
SIGN    Zero Spiritual Sense
[15:09] ---
    Sis? What's wrong?
SIGN    Spiritually Sensitive
SIGN    Spirit
[15:11] ---
    My shoulders feel really heavy,
     for some reason...
[15:13] ---
    You're just tired. I'll tidy up for you.
[16:21] ---
    How was it, Momoka-san?
[16:26] ---
    Omiyo-san...
[16:30] ---
    Were you able to satisfy your desires?
[16:37] ---
    I see... So you've realized.
[16:41] ---
    We ghosts can never get close
    to the people of this world.
[16:47] ---
    We can neither touch them
    nor speak to them.
[16:49] ---
    Even though we can see them right there,
[16:51] ---
    they're really far away.
[16:53] ---
    Just like the moon we see before us.
[16:57] ---
    But...
[16:59] ---
    ...if you return to this world, you can
    definitely get closer to them someday.
[17:04] ---
    Definitely... someday...
[17:07] ---
    You should go back, Momoka-san.
[17:10] ---
    To where you belong.
[17:13] ---
    It's not too late, not yet.
[17:18] ---
    Yes...
[17:24] ---
    Well, I modified it.
[17:26] ---
    Now the ghost just needs to go in here, and she
    should return to the Pekoponian she once was.
[17:31] ---
    I can't get the slightest bearing
    on Momoka-san's location!
[17:34] ---
    Or, like, missing person?
[17:39] ---
    Momocchi, where are you?!
[17:43] ---
    That's...!
[17:44] ---
    Momocchi!
[17:45] ---
    It is Momocchi! Momocchi has come back!
[17:49] ---
    Sergeant Major Kululu!
[17:51] ---
    Hope it works!
[17:54] ---
    Click!
[17:56] ---
    And meowww!
[18:02] ---
    Nin.
[18:03] ---
    Gero.
[18:18] ---
    I'm...
[18:22] ---
    Everyone!
[18:25] ---
    Yay! Yay! Wooo!
[18:25] ---
    Yay! It's a success!
[18:28] ---
    Lady Momoka! Welcome back, ma'am!
[18:30] ---
    Momocchi!
[18:34] ---
    I'm sorry, Tama-chan...
    For making you worry...
[18:38] ---
    Oh, am I glad to see you safe!
[18:42] ---
    Incidentally, I'm sorry to trouble you
    while we're all so busily celebrating, but...
[18:46] ---
    ...could we maybe get right on to...
    as discussed... the, you know...
[18:51] ---
    What is it?!
[18:52] ---
    I'm in the middle of a very
    important grown-up conversation!
[18:54] ---
    Don't interf—
[18:55] ---
    Gero.
[18:57] ---
    What's this?
SIGN    Invoice Keroro Platoon-sama One Hundred Million Yen Frog Bank
[18:58] ---
    One hundred million yen?!
[19:00] ---
    I had to develop the
    machine from scratch.
[19:03] ---
    Modifying it was expensive, too.
[19:08] ---
    How am I supposed to pay this much, sir?!
[19:10] ---
    I'll pay it!
[19:12] ---
    Gero?
[19:13] ---
    You taught me something very valuable.
[19:16] ---
    I'll pay the bill.
[19:19] ---
    Oooh!
[19:20] ---
    Hmph. So all the reward
    disappears to pay the bills.
[19:24] ---
    Gero.
[19:26] ---
    But it is okay, because Momocchi came
    back safely, right, Mr. Sergeant?
[19:33] ---
    Mr. Sergeant?
[19:35] ---
    My million Gundam models...
[19:38] ---
    My 100,010,000 yen in hard cash...
[19:43] ---
    Gerodead.
[19:47] ---
    The following day.
[19:51] ---
    There are just too many things
    still unclear about ghosts.
[19:56] ---
    Maybe I shouldn't use them
    as one of my research topics.
[19:58] ---
    F-F-F-F-F-F-F...
SIGN    Wu Magazine Special Issue
    Spirit World Journal
    Autumn Journal
[20:00] ---
    F-F-F-F-F...
[20:02] ---
    Oh! Good morning, Nishizawa-san!
[20:04] ---
    Fuyuki-kun, good morning!
[20:07] ---
    Thank goodness! He can hear my voice...
[20:10] ---
    What's wrong?
[20:12] ---
    Ah... no...
[20:14] ---
    It's nothing.
[20:16] ---
    Ah... that book...
[20:18] ---
    Ah, this? I've been reading it ever since
    I borrowed it from the library yesterday.
[20:22] ---
    It looks like there are still too many things
    we don't know about ghosts.
[20:26] ---
    Even their forms and shapes
    aren't clearly defined...
[20:28] ---
    U-Um...
[20:30] ---
    I'm sure that ghosts...
[20:32] ---
    ...take the form that most suits them!
[20:39] ---
    Oh, my, I can't believe I'm being a
    know-it-all to Fuyuki-kun about the occult!
[20:45] ---
    Oh, right! That is one way of looking at it!
[20:49] ---
    You're amazing, Nishizawa-san!
SIGN    Wu Magazine Special Issue
    Spirit World Journal
    Autumn Journal
[20:51] ---
    All right! I've decided on the first theme
    for our Occult Club in a while!
[20:56] ---
    I'll research ghosts all over
    from the very beginning.
SIGN    Wu Magazine Special Issue
    Spirit World Journal
    Autumn Journal
[20:59] ---
    Fuyuki-kun...
[21:00] ---
    We still have a little bit of time
    until classes start.
[21:03] ---
    I have to go to the school library
     and gather more data!
[21:06] ---
    Let's go, Nishizawa-san.
[21:09] ---
    Come on.
[21:11] ---
    U-Um...
[21:14] ---
    Hurry, hurry!
[21:24] ---
    Someday, definitely, I can get closer...
[21:27] ---
    Thank you, Omiyo-san!
[21:36] [SONG] ---
    Okay, everyone, let's all laugh
    with wide open mouths!
[21:36] [SONG] ---
    "Saa minna, ookiku kuchi ake waraimashou"
[21:41] [SONG] ---
    Everyone gather together today,
    and in a big loud voice,
[21:41] [SONG] ---
    Kyou wa minna atsumatte ooki na koe de
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    Face the wide sky and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    oozora ni mukai a-ha-ha~
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Shiawase wa itsumo egao no moto ni
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Because happiness always gathers
    to where the smiles are.
[21:53] [SONG] ---
    atsumatte kuru kara
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Mezamashi yori mo ooki na
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Mom's voice rings out
    louder than my alarm.
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    mama no koe ga narihibiite'ru
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    It's the signal for the start of the game.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Shiai kaishi no aizu da
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Now! Jump out!
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Ima da! Tobidase!
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    I'll eat that tasty rice
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Oishii gohan wo tabeyou
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    In order to become much bigger.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Ippai ookiku naru tame
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Even if there's something
    I don't like with it,
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Moshi mo kirai na okazu ga atte mo
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    As long as I'm with everyone,
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    minna to issho nara~
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    I can eat it.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    tabereru sa
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    So everyone on Earth
    and everyone in the universe,
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    Dakara chikyuu no minna mo uchuu no minna mo
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Everyone be friendly and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    minna naka yoku a-ha-ha~
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ga warau to fushigi to boku mo
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Because when you laugh,
    strangely, so can I.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    waratte 'rareru kara
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Kick off against the ground,
    fly around the skies,
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Daichi wo kette Sora tobimawari
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Cross the oceans and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Umi o watatte a-ha-ha~
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    Even if something bad happens, if I smile,
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    Iya na koto atte mo egao ni nareba
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    I can forget it all.
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    subete wasureru sa
SIGN    Keroyama Kerozou Elections Office
SIGN    Keroyama Kerozou
[23:07] ---
    I am Keroyama Kerozou, sir!
SIGN    What on Earth is this?!
[23:10] ---
    I've recently announced that I will be
    standing for the election, sir!
SIGN    Keroyama Kerozou
[23:13] ---
    I'm the only one who'll increase your allowance,
    and I promise a five-day weekend!
SIGN    Kado Bookstore
SIGN    Respected Politician
[23:18] ---
    Never mind that. Keroyama Kerozou.
    Vote for Keroyama Kerozou!
SIGN    Keroyama Kerozou
SIGN    Certain Victory
[23:23] ---
    "Keroro Stands For Election, Sir!"
[23:26] ---
    "Natsumi & Giroro:
    The Two Who Couldn't Return, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
    These two episodes. How's that?
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!