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E25 - Momoka: Love, Youth and a Hectic Getaway, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:12] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:12] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:34] ---
    This is a grand tale of the love
    and courage of all living things.
SIGN    Scotland
[01:41] ---
    Or so I hope...
[01:43] ---
    What? Now you say you can't come?
[01:47] ---
    But you promised me. Why?
[01:55] ---
    Are you sure about this, milady?
[01:58] ---
    Yes.
[01:59] ---
    I can't leave here now...
[02:03] ---
    ...even if I have to
    break my promise to Father.
[02:08] ---
    That Momoka... If that's
    the way she wants it, then...
[02:15] ---
    You just wait, Momoka.
[02:23] ---
    Momoka: Love, Youth and
    a Hectic Getaway, Sir!
[02:30] ---
    What's all the racket?
[02:32] ---
    An unidentified flying object
    is fast approaching.
[02:35] ---
    Or, like, major crisis?
[02:38] ---
    I have a visual from our spy camera.
     I'll put it on the screen.
[02:42] ---
    What a cool-looking aircraft.
[02:45] ---
    That's a transport plane
    of the Nishizawa Group.
[02:48] ---
    What? The Nishizawa Group?
[02:50] ---
    Correct. I will explain,
    though do not ask why I did not earlier.
[02:53] ---
    The Nishizawa Group
    is a major conglomerate
[02:56] ---
    controlling half of the world's economy.
[02:58] ---
    Momocchi's father is the president.
[03:02] ---
    And judging from the color of that plane,
[03:04] ---
    it carries the Nishizawa president's
    personal army and elite force.
[03:07] ---
    That army is said to be the best on Pekopon!
[03:12] ---
    But why would such an army
    come all the way here?
[03:16] ---
    Or, like, further details?
[03:23] ---
    We can use this opportunity.
[03:24] ---
    Huh?
[03:25] ---
    What I mean is... I think we need
     to show headquarters
[03:29] ---
    that the Keroro Platoon
    is working hard.
[03:32] ---
    Otherwise, we might be in trouble.
[03:34] ---
    A rumor has it that our budget might be cut.
[03:37] ---
    So what we do is...
[03:38] ---
    We create a promotional video
    that shows us defeating
[03:44] ---
    the Pekopon army as easily
    as twisting a baby's arm.
[03:46] ---
    We'll send that out to headquarters.
SIGN    Sweeping charge
[03:49] ---
    And then...
[03:50] ---
    "Wow. The Keroro Platoon
    is really working hard."
[03:53] ---
    "Especially their platoon leader.
    Sergeant Keroro looks good out there."
SIGN    Sweeping charge
[03:57] ---
    "Okay. I'll increase their budget."
[04:02] ---
    That's what will happen, and for sure,
    we'll get a 200% increase, sir.
[04:07] ---
    Don't you agree that that thing
    is the perfect opponent?
[04:10] ---
    Something about that idea bothers me,
[04:13] ---
    but the best Pekopon army, huh?
[04:15] ---
    Sounds exciting.
[04:16] ---
    Okay now, Private 2nd Class Tamama,
[04:19] ---
    I want you to go to
     Lady Momoka's mansion
[04:21] ---
    and find out what
    they're planning to do, sir.
[04:25] ---
    Roger!
[04:28] ---
    I can almost picture
[04:31] ---
    just how good we'll look.
[04:33] ---
    Come on! Like bugs that
    fly into the fire in the summer,
[04:36] ---
    fly to your own destruction!
[04:38] ---
    And as this would-be conqueror
    of Pekopon thinks such thoughts,
[04:42] ---
    Momoka-chan herself is...
[04:46] ---
    Well then, about tomorrow's
    first outing of the Occult Club.
[04:51] ---
    We'll investigate the site
[04:52] ---
    where the controversial
    Kadoyama Hospital used to be.
[04:55] ---
    But, Nishizawa-san, how were you able
    to find such a mystery spot?
[04:59] ---
    Well, since I'm a member
     of the Occult Club,
[05:03] ---
    I keep an eye out
    for these things.
[05:08] ---
    Actually, I worked my
    butt off to find a place
[05:10] ---
    where the two of us can be alone.
[05:13] ---
    But what if it rains?
[05:15] ---
    Who cares if it rains?
[05:18] ---
    We'll go, rain or shine.
[05:20] ---
    After all, it's the first time
    our precious Occult Club
[05:22] ---
    has planned to go on an outing to a
    remote area where we'll be alone together.
[05:25] ---
    Oh... I guess so.
[05:27] ---
    I've finally made it this far.
[05:29] ---
    I'm not gonna let a little rain
    ruin my plans!
[05:32] ---
    Not even my own father
    can meddle this time!
[05:34] ---
    I dare you to come!
[05:37] ---
    Wow... She sure seems
    passionate about this...
[05:47] ---
    Milady Momoka has left the school.
[05:50] ---
    Stay sharp. The enemy might come
     from just about anywhere.
[05:54] ---
    Roger.
[05:56] ---
    This mission may end up
    being pretty brutal.
[06:00] ---
    As one of milady Momoka's bodyguards,
    it is my duty to protect her with my life!
[06:11] ---
    I can't wait for tomorrow to come.
[06:13] ---
    I'm looking forward to it, too.
[06:16] ---
    We might actually witness
    some supernatural phenomena.
[06:19] ---
    Yes...
[06:21] ---
    Milady...
[06:24] ---
    Like an earthbound spirit...
[06:26] ---
    You're part of my father's elite force!
[06:29] ---
    Milady Momoka,
    would you please come with me?
[06:34] ---
    I don't want to.
[06:35] ---
    Then I have no choice.
[06:38] ---
    I will have to take you in by force.
[06:41] ---
    What did you do to my bodyguards?
[06:43] ---
    They were pretty tough, as I expected.
[06:45] ---
    But I was able to take care of them.
[06:49] ---
    There's nowhere to run now.
[06:51] ---
    S-Stop it.
[06:53] ---
    I'm not sure what this is all about,
[06:55] ---
    but she obviously doesn't
    want to go with you.
[06:59] ---
    Hey, boy. I commend you for
    trying to protect Momoka-sama. But...
[07:10] ---
    What happened?
[07:13] ---
    We were saved by your
    timely return, Master Tamama.
[07:17] ---
    When Paul told me that you
    were in danger, I rushed to come back.
[07:21] ---
    Carrying all three of you is heavy...
[07:28] ---
    So you see it now, you Pekoponians?
[07:30] ---
    Never mess with Keronians.
[07:35] ---
    And cut.
[07:37] ---
    So, what did you think of that?
[07:39] ---
    You were magnificent, Uncle.
[07:41] ---
    Or, like, nicely captured?
[07:43] ---
    Hey. Why do I have to do this?
[07:46] ---
    Oh, Giroro-kun... you still
    don't get it, do you?
[07:50] ---
    By putting this in as the last scene,
[07:52] ---
    it gives more impact to our battle.
[07:56] ---
    I-Is that really true?
[07:58] ---
    The question is how we
    can lure them over here...
[08:06] ---
    There's a sign of dimensional turbulence.
[08:08] ---
    I believe it's some sort of
    ether-driven propulsion system.
[08:11] ---
    Super-advanced technology, huh?
[08:13] ---
    Momoka-sama's mysterious pet
    may have some connection to this.
[08:19] ---
    What's taking so long?
[08:22] ---
    Mr. President.
[08:30] ---
    Momoka...
[08:32] ---
    The Nishizawa Group's elite force?
[08:35] ---
    But why are they trying to kidnap you?
[08:39] ---
    Actually... it's because
    I disobeyed my father.
[08:44] ---
    You see, my father lives
    in Scotland, and...
[08:47] ---
    Ooh, Scotland?
     That seems like a romantic place!
[08:52] ---
    My father...
[08:53] ---
    He insists that I leave here
    and go with him to Scotland.
[08:57] ---
    But I refused.
[09:01] ---
    That's why he's decided to
    use force to get what he wants.
[09:04] ---
    It's foolish to go up against the
    elite force of the Nishizawa Group.
[09:08] ---
    We were just lucky that Master Tamama
    got there in time to help us.
[09:14] ---
    So the army is involved in
    a father-daughter spat, huh?
[09:18] ---
    You should go, Nishizawa-san.
[09:21] ---
    There are a lot of old castles in Scotland.
[09:23] ---
    There must be a lot of mysterious spots.
[09:26] ---
    It sounds great!
[09:29] ---
    But I... I don't...
[09:32] ---
    I'd rather... I'd rather... I'd rather...
SIGN    Smack
[09:36] ---
    Are you numb or just plain dumb?
[09:38] ---
    Why did you have to hit me so hard?
[09:40] ---
    I'm not exactly siding with the
    high-handed ways of your father,
[09:44] ---
    but how do you go against an army?
[09:47] ---
    The fact remains that I am now
    the only one left to protect Momoka-sama.
[09:54] ---
    Wait a sec! Do not forget about me!
[09:57] ---
    Thank you, Tama-chan.
[10:01] ---
    Opportunity presents itself
    right in my lap, sir.
[10:04] ---
    Leave it to the Keroro Platoon
    to guard Lady Momoka!
[10:08] ---
    Sarge!
[10:09] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[10:11] ---
    If they are indeed
    Pekopon's best military force,
[10:13] ---
    then I have no complaints
    about the opponent.
[10:15] ---
    This'll double our budget.
[10:17] ---
    It is sad that a father
    and daughter are in such conflict.
[10:22] ---
    Maybe I'll try that thing out...
[10:23] ---
    Knowing what is right and
    not doing it is utter cowardice.
[10:26] ---
    Or, like, vox populi?
[10:27] ---
    Th-Thanks, all of you.
[10:32] ---
    We are finally going to see
    how powerful the Keronians really are.
[10:37] ---
    I guess they're not just
    some silly alien clowns, after all.
[10:41] ---
    You may not believe me after
    everything that's happened so far,
[10:44] ---
    but this time, they mean business.
    Please believe me. I beg you.
[10:56] ---
    An unexpected turn of events
    is unfolding. The Keroro Platoon
[11:00] ---
    is about to collide head-on with
    the Nishizawa Group's commandos,
[11:03] ---
    who are attempting
     to take Momoka by force.
[11:06] ---
    This is exactly when a narrator
    needs to pump things up.
[11:08] ---
    In other words, Pekopon is in danger!
SIGN    This way.
[11:13] ---
    A trap? How interesting!
[11:16] ---
    Here they come!
[11:18] ---
    They wasted no time in
    finding us. Not bad.
[11:21] ---
    Okay, men!
     I'll leave the rest up to you.
[11:23] ---
    What?!
[11:24] ---
    What? What do you mean?!
[11:26] ---
    They're mere Pekoponians.
    Why don't we go easy on them?
[11:31] ---
    You guys create a "Keroro Platoon
    in danger" type of scene.
[11:34] ---
    And that's when I make
     my grand entrance!
[11:36] ---
    That's what the hero does.
[11:38] ---
    You can't be serious...!
[11:39] ---
    Good luck.
[11:41] ---
    He is serious.
[11:44] ---
    How can he be so confident?
[11:47] ---
    Forget about the lazy platoon leader.
     The battle's already begun.
[11:52] ---
    Huh, it's heating up...
[11:55] ---
    C'mon! C'mon! C'mon! C'mon!
[12:03] ---
    Once again, I have cut an object
    not worthy of my ninja blade.
[12:08] ---
    The Kululu Robot
    makes its second appearance.
[12:23] ---
    Tamama Impact!
[12:29] ---
    Let's test what these
    invading aliens can really do.
[12:34] ---
    Wow. The Keroro Platoon
    is overpowering them!
[12:38] ---
    Or, like, perfect success?
[12:40] ---
    Hm... this doesn't look good...
[12:42] ---
    Huh? But isn't the
    Keroro Platoon winning?
[12:45] ---
    That may be the case right now.
[12:47] ---
    But without a commanding officer,
    their attacks are sporadic.
[12:52] ---
    It's only a matter of time
    before the tide turns against them.
[13:00] ---
    Meanwhile, the commanding officer is...
[13:04] ---
    When HQ hears how we bravely
    fought against the Pekoponians,
[13:09] ---
    I'm sure they'll double our budget.
[13:11] ---
    And when that happens,
    more Gundam models! No, no, I mean...
[13:16] ---
    Our conquest of Pekopon
    will progress smoothly, sir!
[13:20] ---
    Well, putting that aside,
[13:22] ---
    I've got to assemble the right leg now.
[13:25] ---
    Part number E14... E14...
[13:28] ---
    Or, like, massive damage?
[13:30] ---
    I knew it...
[13:32] ---
    They should've taken this more seriously.
[13:34] ---
    Is there another way out of here?
[13:36] ---
    There's a road Uncle secretly built
[13:39] ---
    to get into the soccer
    stadium for free. You go ahead.
[13:43] ---
    I'll go care for the others.
    Or, like, urgent first-aid?
[13:48] ---
    Darn... They're good...
    We should've gone all out...
[13:54] ---
    N-Natsumi...
[14:01] ---
    So they're here.
[14:04] ---
    Paul Split Wave!
SIGN    Paul Split Wave
[14:05] ---
    Paul Hundred Slash Punch!
SIGN    Paul Hundred Slash Punch
SIGN    Paul Heel Drop
[14:07] ---
    Paul Heel Drop!
[14:13] ---
    I-It took me so long.
[14:15] ---
    Why is it
[14:17] ---
    that you seem to shine
    more than the others?
[14:20] ---
    Now, let me hear your
    thermonuclear reactor's...
[14:30] ---
    That's weird. The head doesn't
    quite sit properly...
[14:37] ---
    I'll beat the crap out of them!!
[14:43] ---
    Sis!
[14:44] ---
    Ouch...
[14:45] ---
    Are you all right?
[14:46] ---
    No, I must've twisted it. You two
    go on ahead. Don't worry about me.
[14:55] ---
    Well, milady Momoka.
    It's time to let me take you in.
[14:59] ---
    Never!
[15:00] ---
    That's enough, you people!
[15:03] ---
    She obviously doesn't want any of this.
[15:04] ---
    All those who get in the way
     will be dealt with.
[15:16] ---
    You lay one hand on Natsumi,
    and I'll blow your brains out.
[15:22] ---
    Giroro!
[15:22] ---
    I didn't think you had
    that much strength left.
[15:25] ---
    I've underestimated you.
[15:27] ---
    Frankly, I'm quite surprised myself.
[15:30] ---
    But this is the end of the road.
[15:32] ---
    We must obey our orders unconditionally.
[15:36] ---
    The gadget Keroro built for
    amusement will be of use, after all.
[15:40] ---
    What?
[15:41] ---
    Natsumi. Don't die.
SIGN    Click
SIGN    Scream
[15:46] ---
    Giroro!
[15:55] ---
    Don't give me any more trouble.
[15:58] ---
    I know everything about you.
[16:01] ---
    There's nowhere you can escape to, Momoka.
[16:04] ---
    Father...
[16:05] ---
    C'mon, Momoka. You're going
    with me to Scotland right now.
[16:10] ---
    Please excuse me.
[16:11] ---
    I am aware that I am in your service,
[16:13] ---
    but I cannot allow you to
    have your way with milady.
[16:17] ---
    That's what I like about you, Paul.
[16:19] ---
    That's exactly why I asked you
    to take care of Momoka for me.
[16:22] ---
    And now, it looks like
    this battle will be decided
[16:25] ---
    between Paul and me.
[16:27] ---
    You two, get out of here.
[16:28] ---
    But...
[16:29] ---
    Hurry!
[16:31] ---
    O-Okay...
[16:34] ---
    Facing you like this
    reminds me of those days
[16:36] ---
    when we used to street fight
    all the time.
[16:40] ---
    You defeated me in the end,
    and I pledged my allegiance to you.
[16:45] ---
    However, I have to do this
    for Momoka-sama now.
[16:48] ---
    C'mon, Paul!
[16:50] ---
    Prepare yourself, sir!
[16:52] ---
    New Nishizawa Punch!
[16:54] ---
    Paul Split Wave!
[17:02] ---
    Nishizawa-san.
[17:04] ---
    Whatever happens, I won't
    let them take you away from me.
[17:07] ---
    There are the times in my life
    when I need my other self to come out.
[17:12] ---
    Father... Paul... Please
    forgive me for being so selfish...
[17:19] ---
    C'mon, Nishizawa-san.
[17:20] ---
    We'll be safe over here for a while.
[17:28] ---
    Paul!
[17:29] ---
    Milady... I am very sorry...
[17:33] ---
    You know what this means, Momoka.
    The battle has been decided.
[17:36] ---
    Now, come to Scotland with me.
[17:40] ---
    Didn't you hear me, Momoka?
[17:44] ---
    How can you say that when she
    doesn't want to go? Please stop!
[17:49] ---
    Do you have any idea
    who you're talking to?
[17:53] ---
    I am the president of the
    Nishizawa Group,
[17:56] ---
    which controls
    half of the world's economy.
[18:04] ---
    Fuyuki!
[18:07] ---
    Forgive me.
[18:08] ---
    There's no way a mere junior high school
    student like you can stand against me.
[18:14] ---
    I know that...
[18:17] ---
    I know I'm powerless.
[18:19] ---
    But to me, Nishizawa-san...
[18:21] ---
    ...is my precious only...
[18:23] ---
    All you scumbags!
[18:27] ---
    Sarge!
[18:28] ---
    Don't think you can get away
    with breaking my Gundam models!
[18:32] ---
    Oh no. That's the powerful missile
[18:34] ---
    that could raze all of Pekopon
    to the ground three times over!
[18:37] ---
    Mr. President.
    We're detecting massive energy.
[18:40] ---
    Sarge!
[18:41] ---
    I'm ready to sacrifice my life at any time.
[18:45] ---
    All of Pekopon shall be blown to pieces!
[18:48] ---
    Serves you right.
SIGN    60 seconds until the Earth blows up
SIGN    59 seconds until the Earth blows up
SIGN    58 seconds until the Earth blows up
[18:53] ---
    The detonation switch has been activated.
[18:54] ---
    It's dangerous to stay here.
    We have to evacuate immediately.
[18:57] ---
    This is ridiculous! Come here!
    We have to get away, Momoka.
[19:01] ---
    I don't want to.
[19:02] ---
    I... I want to stay here!
[19:08] ---
    Momoka...?
[19:12] ---
    Fuyuki! Do something
    about that stupid frog!
[19:15] ---
    Okay.
[19:17] ---
    Sarge! Do you seriously intend
    to blow us all away?
[19:21] ---
    Of course, sir.
[19:22] ---
    This is the price to pay for messing with
    my Gundam models, sir.
[19:25] ---
    It was almost done...
    I was almost finished.
[19:32] ---
    But if you destroy the whole planet,
[19:34] ---
    you won't be able to buy
    any more Gundam models!
[19:36] ---
    What?
SIGN    What?
SIGN    2 more seconds until the Earth blows up
SIGN    1 more second until the Earth blows up
[19:44] ---
    You're right, sir! Oops...
[19:49] ---
    We're saved.
[19:51] ---
    Fuyuki! Spoken like a true space diplomat!
[19:54] ---
    I'm used to it by now.
[19:56] ---
    You were cool under pressure.
[19:58] ---
    A space diplomat... This little boy
    is the one who saved the world.
[20:03] ---
    She is blessed with interesting friends,
    and has certainly grown up... my Momoka...
[20:08] ---
    Let's go.
[20:09] ---
    Yes, sir!
[20:09] ---
    Father!
[20:11] ---
    I was so nervous...
[20:13] ---
    Um... F-Fuyuki-kun,
    about what you were saying...
[20:17] ---
    Huh?
[20:18] ---
    You were saying that I...
     I was your precious only...
[20:22] ---
    What were you gonna say after that?
[20:25] ---
    Don't tell me it was...
[20:27] ---
    To me, you're the precious only...
[20:32] ---
    ...member of my Occult Club!
[20:34] ---
    That's what I was trying to say.
[20:38] ---
    And so once again, our heroes save the day.
[20:41] ---
    Get some rest, everyone.
SIGN    One week later...
[20:48] ---
    I guess I really panicked,
    when you suddenly told me last week
[20:51] ---
    that you wouldn't come for tea.
[20:56] ---
    I had totally forgotten and
    made another appointment.
[21:00] ---
    The precious only member of
    his Occult Club, huh?
[21:04] ---
    Well, I guess it's not bad, since
    he mentioned two important words,
[21:08] ---
    "precious" and "only."
[21:10] ---
    Not to mention, the real Momoka
    did a pretty good job this time, too.
[21:17] ---
    And so, the cost of this mission,
    or rather this commotion
[21:20] ---
    caused by father and daughter,
    came out to a total of... 12.6 billion yen.
SIGN    Total: 12.6 billion yen
[21:25] ---
    Um... do you mind sending
    some of that over to my account?
[21:28] ---
    Even a hundredth of it is fine.
    No, a thousandth of it.
[21:32] ---
    Or if you can't do that,
    then maybe a ten-thousandth...
[21:38] [SONG] ---
    Join in, everybody!
[21:38] [SONG] ---
    Mina-san mo go-issho ni de arimasu!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Again!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Mou iccho!
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    We’re not done yet!
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    Mada mada!
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    We came from a faraway planet.
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Tooi hoshi kara yatte kita
[22:03] [SONG] ---
    We came here to the blue Earth.
[22:03] [SONG] ---
    Aoi chikyuu ni yatte kita
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    What the heck are we even doing here?
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Nani shi ni yatte kita?
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    Today over here, we kero-kero.
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    Kyou wa kocchi de kero-kero
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    A-kero!
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Kero!
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Tomorrow over there, we'll giro-giro.
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Asu acchi de giro-giro
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    Giro.
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    Giro.
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    Where will we be the day after that?
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    Asatte wa docchi nan da?
[22:31] [SONG] ---
    Familial extinction, that girl's heart,
     and summer homework.
[22:31] [SONG] ---
    Oyako danzetsu Ano ko no haato
    Natsuyasumi no shukudai
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Overcome it all by dancing
    a Bon Dance.
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Odotte norikire Bon Dansu
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Bikinis are the best swimsuits
    for a Bon Dance.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Mizugi wa bikini da Bon Dansu
[22:46] [SONG] ---
    The Pekopon Invasion Folk Dance.
[22:46] [SONG] ---
    Pekopon Shinryaku Ondo
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    A-kero!
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    A-kero!
[23:06] ---
    This is Angol Mois.
    Summer vacation is almost over.
[23:09] ---
    What? It's already over? Well,
    let me at least help with homework.
[23:13] ---
    Although I'm only good at stuff like...
[23:16] ---
    Divine cosmos? Feudal Japan?
    Karmic backlash? Forward rolling?
[23:20] ---
    Never mind such things!
    Fall is the season for sports.
[23:22] ---
    Even invaders need to watch their health.
[23:24] ---
    "Keroro: Everyone Unite!
    Let's Conquer Sports Day, Sir!"
[23:29] ---
    It's one full episode. Look forward to it.
[23:31] ---
    Ge-Gero!