E102 - Keroro Platoon: Pekopon! A Dying Planet Of Love, Sir!

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[00:02] [SONG] ---
    I'll buy you a soda! ♥
[00:02] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
[00:04] [SONG] ---
    An-an-an, an-a-an-an...
[00:04] [SONG] ---
    An-an-an, an-a-an-an...
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ah... Saturday night!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    AH... Saturday Night
[00:16] [SONG] ---
    Today's our thrilling first date.
[00:16] [SONG] ---
    Kyou wa ukiuki hatsu deeto
[00:21] [SONG] ---
    I'll buy you a soda! ♥
[00:21] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
[00:26] [SONG] ---
    Though I earn less than ¥100,000 a month,
[00:26] [SONG] ---
    Gesshuu juuman ika dakedo
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I'll buy you a soda! ♥
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    Waiting for you on the station platform,
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    Eki no hoomu de machiawase
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    I'll hold your bag! ♥
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    Kimi no kaban o motte ageru ♥
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Gimme the seat!
    What're you sitting down for?!
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Zaseki o boku ni yuzuri na yo!
    Nani suwatte'n da yo?!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I'll buy you a soda! ♥
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Boku wa juusu o katte ageru ♥
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    Love's gotta be give and take!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    Koi tte yappari gibu ando teiku
[01:06] [SONG] ---
    It hurts to always be demanding.
[01:06] [SONG] ---
    Motomete bakari ja setsunai ne
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    And that's why
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Da - ka - ra
[01:11] [SONG] ---
    I'll buy you a soda! ♥
[01:11] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    I'll give you half of my soda! ♥
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    Boku no juusu o hanbun ageru ♥
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    I'll give...
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ni
[01:21] [SONG] ---
    ...sometimes...
[01:21] [SONG] ---
    tama ni
[01:22] [SONG] ---
    ...my soda...
[01:22] [SONG] ---
    boku no juusu o
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    ...♥ to ♥ you. ♥
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    a ♥ ge ♥ ru ♥
[01:35] ---
    This is Taruru. Mission complete.
[01:38] ---
    Good work. Head to the meeting point.
[01:41] ---
    With this, the surviving forces
    of the Keroro Platoon are...
[01:44] ---
    ...Sergeant Keroro, Sergeant
    Major Kululu, and...
[01:47] ---
    ...Lance Corporal Zeroro,
    who has hidden himself.
SIGN    Haniwa Transit
[01:59] ---
    Where are you?
[02:02] ---
    Where are you, Zeroro?
[02:04] ---
    Show yourself.
[02:14] ---
    Keroro Platoon: Pekopon!
    A Dying Planet Of Love, Sir!
[02:22] ---
    Gero!
[02:23] ---
    The enemy's hacking program has
    reached the final line of defense!
[02:27] ---
    Or, like, final standoff?
[02:29] ---
    No way...
[02:30] ---
    No clue who this guy is, but...
[02:32] ---
    I'll give him some credit.
[02:34] ---
    Sergeant Major Kululu!
[02:35] ---
    Leave it to me.
[02:37] ---
    I just finished my
    latest defense program!
[02:40] ---
    Click!
[02:44] ---
    That's why he's a Sergeant Major!
[02:47] ---
    That'll teach you to
    meddle with a system built by me...
[03:01] ---
    Too bad!
[03:03] ---
    Gero!
[03:04] ---
    Obviously I predicted that
    simple counterattack already!
[03:08] ---
    He took advantage of Sergeant
    Major Kululu's defense program,
[03:11] ---
    and used it to bypass the
    final line of defense in one swoop!
[03:16] ---
    Do you feel that?
[03:18] ---
    Waiting for the moment the enemy gets
    arrogant and then pushing them right off!
[03:21] ---
    That's what makes a super-cool
    hacker, don't you think?!
[03:24] ---
    Yeah, super cool!
[03:33] ---
    Hey, hold up, Kululu! Where are you going?!
[03:36] ---
    Or, like, workplace walkout?
[03:38] ---
    I can't believe even Kululu
    was no match for them...
[03:45] ---
    It seems that I have...
[03:48] ---
    ...spent so long on Pekopon,
    I've been doing everything half-baked...
[03:52] ---
    Time to get serious!
[03:55] ---
    Lady Mois! While at least
    part of the system is alive,
[03:58] ---
    we should determine the present
    locations of the Hinata family!
[04:01] ---
    Right!
[04:02] ---
    Master Fuyuki... Lady Natsumi...
    please, be safe!
[04:12] ---
    It's okay. It doesn't look like
    they're following us.
[04:18] ---
    It doesn't matter where we run.
[04:20] ---
    There's no way we can
    escape from those aliens.
[04:24] ---
    Sis...
[04:25] ---
    Even the stupid frog could've done this
    if he'd been serious about it.
[04:29] ---
    And yet we just trusted him.
[04:33] ---
    Sarge is our friend!
[04:35] ---
    He would never do this!
[04:38] ---
    Anyway, for now,
    we just have to believe in them!
[04:41] ---
    What good will that do?
[04:44] ---
    Even Giroro was no match for them.
[04:48] ---
    What hope does that stupid frog have?!
[04:54] ---
    Sis...
[04:57] ---
    I'm so tired...
    I don't want to run anymore...
[05:03] ---
    I've found you, Pekoponians.
[05:08] ---
    Sis!
[05:20] ---
    Saburo-senpai!
[05:21] ---
    Leave this to me! You go!
[05:23] ---
    B-But...
[05:24] ---
    Just go, quickly!
[05:32] ---
    What a ridiculous ability.
[05:42] ---
    Saburo-senpai!
[05:48] ---
    Signal on hyperspace sonar!
[05:51] ---
    Here comes the audio.
[05:53] ---
    Sis, let's run for it!
[05:54] ---
    But...
[05:55] ---
    They'll catch us, too!
[05:55] ---
    Lady Natsumi! Master Fuyuki!
[05:57] ---
    Lady Mois.
[05:58] ---
    Prepare for immediate
    spatial transport, ma'am!
[06:01] ---
    Roger!
[06:03] ---
    Saburo-senpai!
[06:06] ---
    Are you watching this, Zeroro?
[06:07] ---
    I am right here now.
[06:10] ---
    Zeroro... He means
    Lance Corporal Dororo, right?
[06:14] ---
    Disappear.
[06:18] ---
    Transport!
[06:19] ---
    Roger!
[06:27] ---
    You let your guard down.
[06:29] ---
    Too bad.
[06:30] ---
    Meddling little Pekoponian!
[06:44] ---
    This is... Grandma's house?
[06:46] ---
    Natsumi! Fuyuki!
[06:48] ---
    Mom!
[06:50] ---
    Mom!
[06:51] ---
    I'm so glad you're both okay.
[06:54] ---
    Why are you here?
[06:56] ---
    I don't know.
[06:57] ---
    My body was suddenly surrounded in light...
[07:00] ---
    And the next thing I knew, I was here.
[07:03] ---
    Even Grandma is...
[07:06] ---
    It's probably like this all over the world.
[07:08] ---
    How horrible...
[07:10] ---
    Lady Mom.
[07:11] ---
    Lady Natsumi, and Master Fuyuki.
[07:15] ---
    Sergeant?
[07:19] ---
    The enemy's interference is severe,
[07:21] ---
    so this will be a one-way broadcast...
[07:25] ---
    Our Keroro Platoon is currently
[07:27] ---
    engaged in battle against an enemy claiming
    to be the Galulu Platoon of the Keron Army.
[07:31] ---
    Stupid frog!
[07:33] ---
    Whoopsie, intercept communication.
[07:35] ---
    Break encryption, done and done...
[07:39] ---
    I found you.
[07:40] ---
    We find ourselves in dire trouble.
[07:42] ---
    But we intend to see our cause through,
[07:46] ---
    and continue fighting until the last moment.
[07:49] ---
    Lady Mom, you were strict,
    and also kind, ma'am.
[07:52] ---
    Kero-chan...
[07:53] ---
    Lady Natsumi, I apologize for
    always causing you trouble, ma'am.
[07:57] ---
    Oh no... What are you saying, stupid frog?
[08:00] ---
    And you, Master Fuyuki.
[08:03] ---
    I am really glad that we were able
    to become friends, sir.
[08:07] ---
    Sarge!
[08:08] ---
    I really... really have... had fun, sir.
[08:33] ---
    Sarge...
[08:35] ---
    Sarge!
[08:42] ---
    Just kidding!
[08:43] ---
    Did I scare you?! Heh heh heh!
[08:45] ---
    Uncle! The enemy's interference
    has brought the line down!
[08:49] ---
    "Just kidding!" and onwards hasn't been sent!
[08:52] ---
    Oh noooooo!!
[08:54] ---
    Come on, this isn't funny!
[08:56] ---
    Those sound totally like my last words now!
[08:58] ---
    I feel like I've doomed myself, sir!
[09:01] ---
    Well, what do we have here.
[09:03] ---
    It seems that you lack a sense
    of crisis, even in this situation.
[09:08] ---
    Just as I'd expect from the current
    Pekopon Invasion Advance Team Leader.
[09:13] ---
    We meet at last, Sergeant Keroro.
[09:17] ---
    First Lieutenant Galulu...
[09:18] ---
    Let me get right down to business.
[09:21] ---
    Please, wait!
[09:23] ---
    Lady Mois!
[09:24] ---
    Stand back, Uncle!
[09:26] ---
    Mimicry, disable!
[09:31] ---
    An enemy that even
    Corporal Giroro was no match for...
[09:33] ---
    I have to take him down in a
    single attack, or Uncle will...!
[09:36] ---
    Here I come!
[09:37] ---
    Armageddon! One-tenth!
[09:46] ---
    Lady Mois!
[09:47] ---
    I will... Uncle, I will...
[09:51] ---
    ...protect... you!
[09:58] ---
    Gero! Lady Mois!
[10:03] ---
    Uncle!
[10:05] ---
    Uncle!!
[10:12] ---
    That stupid frog...
[10:15] ---
    He never said once...
[10:16] ---
    ...that he was in that much trouble.
[10:19] ---
    We doubted him...
[10:23] ---
    Now isn't the time for regret, is it?!
[10:26] ---
    Kero-chan betrayed his comrades
    to save us.
[10:30] ---
    Now it's our turn to think
    what we can do for him!
[10:36] ---
    What we can do...
[10:40] ---
    And if you really feel you
    need to act... use that.
[10:44] ---
    I'm going to do it!
[10:47] ---
    Here I go!
[10:53] ---
    Sis?!
[10:55] ---
    Natsumi!
[11:07] ---
    So you really did recruit a
    Planetary Executioner into your squad.
[11:12] ---
    That stone...
[11:13] ---
    An Angol Stone.
[11:15] ---
    It's a special mineral designed to
    seal the powers of the Angol tribe.
[11:20] ---
    I will have you take a short nap.
[11:23] ---
    I... I will protect...
[11:26] ---
    Wait, sir!
[11:28] ---
    We are indebted to Lady Mois
    for her co-operation.
[11:32] ---
    I ask you to treat her gently, sir.
[11:35] ---
    Uncle, you mustn't...!
[11:39] ---
    Lady Mois, we have done enough, ma'am.
[11:42] ---
    Uncle...
[11:46] ---
    It was a fine battle, sir.
[11:48] ---
    My platoon has...
[11:50] ---
    no, I have... suffered total defeat.
[11:53] ---
    Then you surrender completely?
[11:55] ---
    I do have one condition, however.
[12:00] ---
    I want you to guarantee the safety
    of everyone in the Hinata family.
[12:04] ---
    Very well. It was never our desire to enter
    into armed conflict with the Pekoponians.
[12:10] ---
    However.
[12:12] ---
    That will depend on them not putting up
    any meaningless resistance.
[12:22] ---
    That's that powered suit!
[12:25] ---
    This should do it!
    Mom, Fuyuki, I'll be right back.
[12:29] ---
    Natsumi...
[12:30] ---
    Just like you said, Mom.
[12:31] ---
    We have to think about what we can do.
[12:35] ---
    Sis!
[12:36] ---
    Don't get the wrong idea.
[12:38] ---
    I'm not going to save them.
[12:40] ---
    I'm going to yell at that stupid frog for thinking
    he can get away with
[12:42] ---
    acting like a goody-two-shoes!
[12:45] ---
    I understand.
    But don't push yourself too hard, Natsumi.
[12:48] ---
    Don't worry. I won't hesitate any more.
[12:52] ---
    Sis...
[12:56] ---
    Hinata Natsumi, moving out!!
[13:02] ---
    Hinata Natsumi,
    Earth's final line of defense, takes off!
[13:09] ---
    Then I shall state my demands.
[13:12] ---
    I would like the prompt return
    of the Kero Ball.
[13:15] ---
    Huh? The Kero Ball?
[13:17] ---
    Yes.
[13:17] ---
    The proof of an official
    Pekopon invasion squad.
[13:20] ---
    If we do not secure both the Keron Star
     conferred to the squad leader
[13:23] ---
    and the Kero Ball, we will be
    unable to take over the mission.
[13:27] ---
    Umm... huh?
[13:29] ---
    When did I use that last, again, sir?
[13:32] ---
    Umm, I think it was spring of last year...
[13:35] ---
    Uh, do you think you could
    attend to Lady Mois first?
[13:38] ---
    I should have expected nothing less
    from a seasoned soldier...
[13:42] ---
    I underestimated you.
[13:45] ---
    If you insist upon playing dumb...
[13:48] ---
    ...then you leave me no choice!
[13:50] ---
    Gero! Wa-Wait, that's not what I...!
[13:56] ---
    Ge...ro...?
[13:57] ---
    Gero!!
[14:00] ---
    Nooooooo!!
[14:02] ---
    I told you. We require the Kero Ball,
[14:05] ---
    and the Keron Star
    conferred to the squad leader!
[14:09] ---
    Wai-Wait!
[14:13] ---
    Gero gero!!
[14:19] ---
    We will now eliminate Sergeant Keroro.
[14:25] ---
    Such speed...
[14:27] ---
    Gravitational acceleration load: 0.
[14:29] ---
    Peak power output:
[14:31] ---
    7,230,000 horsepower.
[14:33] ---
    That voice is Giroro's!
[14:35] ---
    You're okay?
[14:36] ---
    Please note that this audio is
    prerecorded for navigational use.
[14:40] ---
    I cannot respond.
[14:41] ---
    However, I have accounted for
    all possible battle scenarios—
[14:44] ---
    Ah! Whatcha up to, Giroro?
[14:46] ---
    Ahh, it looks like he's
    doing something funny!
[14:50] ---
    Hey! Go over there!
    Quit messing it up!
[14:52] ---
    Let us join in, too!
[14:52] ---
    Boo, boo, boo!
[14:55] ---
    Anyway,
[14:56] ---
    the fact that you have put on
    this powered suit means
[14:59] ---
    that you are now
    Pekopon's final stronghold.
[15:03] ---
    Natsumi! Psyche yourself up and go for it!
[15:05] ---
    You don't need to worry! I already have!
[15:09] ---
    That is a Keron Army landing
    assault type space warship.
[15:12] ---
    I didn't notice that thing
    was above the city...
[15:15] ---
    Enemy wave incoming.
[15:21] ---
    Additional weaponry for this suit
[15:23] ---
    will be transported from a mobile
    ammunition vault located in subspace.
[15:26] ---
    Allow your imagination to
    guide the way you fight!
[15:29] ---
    Okay!
[15:34] ---
    Behind you, Natsumi!
[15:40] ---
    Transport shield!
[15:43] ---
    Above!
[15:48] ---
    Inertia control.
[15:57] ---
    Come on, Natsumi.
[15:59] ---
    You won't get anywhere just running away.
[16:01] ---
    Oh, shut up!
[16:02] ---
    You expect me to start a firefight
    in the middle of the school?!
SIGN    No
    running
    in the
    halls!
[16:12] ---
    Switching to close-combat.
[16:13] ---
    No mercy!
[16:18] ---
    Proton sabers, max mode!
[16:29] ---
    Found it!
[16:30] ---
    Fuyuki?
[16:32] ---
    I'm always saying we're friends,
[16:34] ---
    and yet there I was, doubting him!
[16:37] ---
    The Kero Ball!
[16:48] ---
    Mom!
[16:49] ---
    Go, Fuyuki!
[16:50] ---
    But...!
[16:51] ---
    Leave this to me!
[16:54] ---
    Hurry! Go to Kero-chan and the others!
[16:56] ---
    Okay! I'll come back right away!
[17:05] ---
    Fuyuki... Natsumi...
[17:08] ---
    Good luck...!
[17:12] ---
    Looks like we've eliminated the
    remaining Pekoponians, too.
[17:16] ---
    Aaand we have total control over
    their underground base.
[17:20] ---
    I don't know who the guy is, but he sure
    is lax, the Keroro Platoon's operator.
[17:24] ---
    The last time I attacked
    a Keron Army center point,
[17:27] ---
    I'm pretty sure there was
    someone better in charge...
[17:35] ---
    Approaching Hinata household!
[17:37] ---
    We're just gonna blast straight in!
[17:39] ---
    Here I advise cautious guerrilla warfare.
[17:41] ---
    Oh, shut up, you obsessed freak!
[17:42] ---
    All I'm doing is going back to my own house!
[17:45] ---
    Brake, brake!
[17:46] ---
    I'm home!!
[17:49] ---
    An intruder in the base?
[17:51] ---
    That was more like a missile!
[17:57] ---
    What's this?! It's awful!
[18:01] ---
    Mois-chan!
[18:02] ---
    Welcome, valiant female Pekoponian soldier.
[18:06] ---
    We have been fully informed.
[18:07] ---
    You are the Pekoponian Army's
    final line of defense,
[18:10] ---
    code number 7-2-3, a.k.a. Natsumi.
[18:14] ---
    I'm not sure I like that description.
[18:16] ---
    Allow me to ask you one question.
[18:18] ---
    Why did you deliberately return here?
[18:21] ---
    Did you come to save Commander Keroro?
[18:24] ---
    A-As if anyone would come
    to save that stupid frog!
[18:28] ---
    I see.
[18:30] ---
    Thank you for your answer.
[18:33] ---
    Nonaggressive defense!
[18:36] ---
    Zero-Dimensional Slash!
[18:38] ---
    Taruru Genocide FX!
[18:40] ---
    Max defense.
[18:45] ---
    Damage... zero.
[18:50] ---
    That weapon is not Pekoponian in origin.
[18:53] ---
    You had the Keroro Platoon make it for you.
[18:56] ---
    That's not my style.
[18:58] ---
    The stupid frogs just made it on their own.
[19:01] ---
    I see.
[19:10] ---
    My weapons!
[19:11] ---
    We're being forcibly disarmed!
[19:14] ---
    Install all the protection you like,
[19:16] ---
    as long as it's still a Keron Army system,
     I can still hack it!
[19:22] ---
    Total function breakdown.
    Weaponry forcibly disarmed.
[19:25] ---
    I'm sorry... Natsumi...
[19:30] ---
    Well, that is pretty much the last
    of our anticipated battles finished.
[19:35] ---
    Let us proceed with preparations
    for the invasion.
[19:38] ---
    Wait!
[19:39] ---
    What's going to happen to the
    stupid frog and the others?
[19:43] ---
    I suppose I will introduce you to him
    before I eliminate you.
[19:47] ---
    This is our new squad leader.
[19:50] ---
    Captain Keroro.
[20:03] ---
    Gero gero gero.
[20:04] ---
    Resistance is now meaningless.
[20:07] ---
    Pekopon will be mine.
[20:10] ---
    Stupid frog...!
[20:12] ---
    What did you do to him?!
[20:13] ---
    Sergeant Keroro was noted as having
    severe Pekoponian contamination.
[20:18] ---
    Accordingly, we used our medical machine
    to completely reset his body and memories.
[20:23] ---
    We reinstalled the latest version
    of the Keroro Soldier program,
[20:27] ---
    and he has now been reborn as
    Captain Keroro, with a far stronger will.
[20:32] ---
    You remade the stupid frog's
    mind and body?!
[20:35] ---
    Wrong. We returned them to normal.
[20:38] ---
    This is how he was. An invader!
[20:43] ---
    Pekoponian. Kneel before me.
[20:47] ---
    I am the leader of the Special Advance Team
    of the Space Invasion Forces of Keron,
[20:51] ---
    the 58th Planet of the Toad Nebula.
[20:54] ---
    Captain Keroro.
[20:56] ---
    You...
[20:58] ---
    You really forgot all about us...?
[21:02] ---
    I deem further conversation
    to be unnecessary.
[21:05] ---
    Senior Private Taruru.
[21:07] ---
    Oh, yeah!
[21:12] ---
    Sarge!
[21:18] ---
    Fuyuki!
[21:20] ---
    The Pekoponian I let slip away...
[21:22] ---
    L-Look! In his hands!
[21:25] ---
    The Kero Ball!
[21:29] ---
    Hinata Fuyuki.
[21:30] ---
    According to our data, you are a
    pacifist who dislikes conflict.
[21:35] ---
    But it does not appear as though
    you are here to surrender.
[21:39] ---
    I know you guys want the Kero Ball!
[21:42] ---
    I know that it's important to the Keron Army.
[21:46] ---
    And I know that it's even capable of
    destroying the Earth if you want it to!
[21:52] ---
    I'm just a middle-schooler
    with no power at all.
[21:56] ---
    But... I will definitely
    save Sarge and the others!
[21:59] ---
    Yes... Because I'm their friend!
[22:02] ---
    I won't let you guys invade the Earth!
[22:05] ---
    I'll blow it up instead!
[22:10] ---
    The fate of Earth has been entrusted
    to the hands of Hinata Fuyuki.
[22:15] ---
    The battle to the death between the
    Keroro Platoon and the Galulu Platoon...
[22:18] ---
    ...concludes next episode!
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    K-E-R-O-R-O Sergeant Keroro!
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    K-E-R-O-R-O Keroro Gunsou
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    K-E-R-O-R-O Sergeant Keroro!
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    K-E-R-O-R-O Keroro Gunsou
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    (Emotional issues, sir!)
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    (Kokoro no mondai de arimasu!)
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    Why do you make that face?
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    Doushite sonna kao su'n no?
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    I hate the way you say that!
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Sou iu iikata ga kirai dakara!
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    You really have always ticked me off.
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Honto mae kara mukatsuite'ta
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    You know you're really stupid
    to get so uptight!
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    Muki ni natte baka ja nai no?
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    Frowning faces. Faces red with tears.
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    Shikamettsura nakittsura
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    Even though we want to make up.
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    Nakanaori o shitai keredo
[23:02] [SONG] ---
    Both feeling terrible, and both the losers.
[23:02] [SONG] ---
    Kibun saiaku tomodaore
[23:05] [SONG] ---
    The more I grow to love you,
     the stubborner I get.
[23:05] [SONG] ---
    Suki ni naru hodo iji ni natte yuku yo
[23:12] [SONG] ---
    On this planet where we were
    lucky to meet,
[23:12] [SONG] ---
    Kimi to deaeta kono hoshi de
    Tomodachi ni nareta isshun de
[23:16] [SONG] ---
    In the twinkle of a star
    that we could be friends,
[23:18] [SONG] ---
    It's kind of nice to have
    a fight every now and then.
[23:18] [SONG] ---
    Tama ni nara kenka mo nanka ii ne
[23:22] [SONG] ---
    So don't go all red and blushy like that.
[23:22] [SONG] ---
    Dakara sonna kao shite terenai de
[23:26] [SONG] ---
    I've got things I gotta do, but now I'd
    rather stay here holding your hand.
[23:26] [SONG] ---
    Yaranakya ikenai koto yori
    ima wa kimi to te o tsunaide'tai
[23:32] [SONG] ---
    These are my real feelings
    that only you know!
[23:32] [SONG] ---
    Kimi dake ga shitte'ru hontou no kimochi
[23:36] [SONG] ---
    My emotional issues are
     as strong as ever, sir!
[23:36] [SONG] ---
    Kokoro no mondai
    kyou mo junchou de arimasu!
[23:42] [SONG] ---
    K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
[23:42] [SONG] ---
    K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
[23:52] ---
    Gero gero. I am Captain Keroro.
[23:55] ---
    To me, reborn,
[23:57] ---
    the invasion of Pekopon
    will be a trivial feat.
[24:00] ---
    Now, Hinata Fuyuki, Hinata Natsumi...
[24:04] ---
    It is time for you to disappear!
[24:05] ---
    Stupid frog...
[24:06] ---
    Are you serious, Sarge?
[24:07] ---
    I am Captain Keroro!
[24:10] ---
    Next time, "Keroro Platoon:
    One More Final: I Need You, Sir!"
[24:14] ---
    And the title will change to
    Captain Keroro.
[24:17] ---
    Wait, it won't?! What?!