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E334 - Keroro: Crash ☆ Star Bowling Tournament, Sir! / Keroro: My Super-Decisive Plan, Sir?!

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[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
[00:11] [SONG] ---
    First we start by taking a break.
     Can't-be-bothered planet!
[00:11] [SONG] ---
    Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    We've got curry again tonight!
    Can't be bothered.
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    A good mother is healthy and absent.
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Today's rice is al dente!
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    What you say
    depends a lot on how you're feeling.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Kibun shidai de wari to
    iu koto ga chigatte'ru
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Let me do what I waaant!
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Suki ni saseroo
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    What's wrong with that?
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    Nani ga waruii
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Do your best three days after the fact!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Mikkago ni honki dase
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
    Can't be bothered.
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    The lights are yellow.
     Don't overdo it!
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    The color of not really trying...
    that's kinda nice!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    If it blows, you'll be late.
    If it rains, you'll get the day off.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
    ame ga futtara yasumi
[01:06] [SONG] ---
    Sometimes you need to lie.
    Here, your laws don't apply!
[01:06] [SONG] ---
    Uso mo houben Chigai houken
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    How long is this going on for?!
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    I'll beat the crap outta you!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
SIGN    Keroro Platoon Emergency Meeting
[01:33] ---
    Keroro Platoon Emergency Meeting.
[01:36] ---
    Today!
SIGN    Shocking Footage
[01:37] ---
    I witnessed an astonishing sight, sir!
[01:41] ---
    N-Natsumi?!
SIGN    Inner-Tokyo Bowling
[01:45] ---
    That's...
[01:46] ---
    ...a hostile alien?
[01:48] ---
    A Kegelian?
SIGN    Kegelians (Depiction)
[01:50] ---
    Kegel!
[01:53] ---
    Go!
[01:56] ---
    Gero!
[02:00] ---
    Yes!
[02:01] ---
    The foolish Pekoponians were secretly
    engaging in military training, sir!
[02:05] ---
    In order to increase the acceleration
    and the destructive power,
[02:08] ---
    the launching catapult is well-lubricated!
[02:11] ---
    Live ammunition, vividly scarred
    with the marks of harsh training!
SIGN    Inner-Tokyo Bowling
    Thank you for your business.
SIGN    Natsumi
    
    
    Satsuki
    
    
    Yayoi
[02:15] ---
    Battle records of the practice session!
[02:17] ---
    And...
[02:18] ---
    ...targets modeled after
    the hostile aliens.
SIGN    Kegelians (Depiction)
[02:24] ---
    I-It can't be...
[02:26] ---
    Natsumi...
[02:28] ---
    Yes!
[02:29] ---
    This is exactly what we would call
SIGN    Bowl-Ring
[02:31] ---
    a bowl-ring battle, sir!
[02:35] ---
    Keroro: Crash ☆ Star Bowling Tournament, Sir!
[02:41] ---
    I'm back!
[02:44] ---
    I got carried away and
    played three whole games.
[02:47] ---
    Muscles aching...
SIGN    Click
[02:58] ---
    Owww...
[03:01] ---
    Saburo-senpai!
[03:03] ---
    Hey, Natsumi-chan.
[03:05] ---
    Natsumi-san!
[03:07] ---
    I... I'm sorry for intruding!
[03:09] ---
    Koyuki-chan and Momoka-chan, as well?
[03:11] ---
    Gero gero gero gero.
[03:14] ---
    Looks like you're all here, sir.
[03:16] ---
    Stupid frog!
[03:32] ---
    Bowling lanes?
[03:33] ---
    No...
SIGN    Beautiful Challenger
[03:35] ---
    It is a bowl-ring, ma'am!
SIGN    Bowl-Ring
[03:38] ---
    Let us take this opportunity to settle
    once and for all which of us is stronger, ma'am!
[03:42] ---
    A bowling tournament, huh?
[03:44] ---
    Sounds interesting.
[03:46] ---
    I'm in. Let's bet the Earth on it.
[03:48] ---
    Wh— Saburo-senpai!
[03:50] ---
    Nothing to worry about.
[03:52] ---
    Not with you and me on our team.
[03:55] ---
    Saburo-senpai!
[03:57] ---
    Looks like it's settled, ma'am.
[03:59] ---
    Here we go, then! The Pekopon
    All-Star Team vs. the Keroro Stars!
[04:03] ---
    The First Star Bowl-Ring Tournament
     is now underway!
SIGN    The First Star ☆ Bowl-Ring Tournament
SIGN    In Color
[04:09] ---
    U-Um...
[04:10] ---
    Fuyuki-kun isn't here...
[04:13] ---
    Oh.
[04:14] ---
    No point inviting him.
SIGN    No No No No
[04:16] ---
    No, no, not exercise!
[04:18] ---
    He'd say that for sure, ma'am.
[04:20] ---
    You can have this guy, ma'am.
[04:23] ---
    Dororo!
[04:25] ---
    That is just fine by me!
SIGN    Return Shoes Here
[04:26] ---
    I must first begin by selecting
    a ball suitable for myself.
[04:29] ---
    The ball is your friend!
[04:32] ---
    First up, Saburo from the
    Pekopon All-Star Team!
[04:36] ---
    Go!
[04:38] ---
    Ohh! The ball is tracing
    a beautiful curve, and...
SIGN    Strike
[04:43] ---
    Strike!
[04:44] ---
    Saburo-senpai, you're awesome!
[04:46] ---
    Amazing!
[04:48] ---
    Marvelous!
[04:50] ---
    Impressive.
[04:51] ---
    Hey...
[04:52] ---
    Let me go first!
[04:55] ---
    First up for the Keroro Stars,
    Corporal Giroro!
[04:59] ---
    Huh? Where's your ball?
[05:02] ---
    Worrying about the enemy is...
[05:07] ---
    ...unnecessary!
[05:17] ---
    Strike!
[05:19] ---
    Simple.
[05:21] ---
    You cheater.
[05:23] ---
    It seems to be allowed
    by the bowl-ring regulations.
SIGN    That was legal
[05:27] ---
    Don't treat this like
    your Pekoponian bowling.
SIGN    Bowling
SIGN    Bowling
    Bowl-Ring
SIGN    Saburo
SIGN    G66 (Giroro)
[05:31] ---
    Also, there will be no point calculations!
[05:34] ---
    Strike or no strike!
    That's all that counts, ma'am!
[05:36] ---
    That's stupid!
[05:40] ---
    Frame 2, Natsumi!
[05:43] ---
    I dunno what's up with this
    "bowl-ring" or whatever...
[05:45] ---
    I'm just going to play normally!
[05:47] ---
    Go for it, Natsumi-san!
[05:52] ---
    Go!
[05:55] ---
    Ow!
[05:56] ---
    Is it good?!
[05:59] ---
    Will it fall?!
[06:01] ---
    Strike!
[06:03] ---
    Nice going, Natsumi-chan.
[06:06] ---
    Huh?
[06:07] ---
    Your right hand...
[06:09] ---
    This is my fourth game today...
[06:11] ---
    It's a little sore...
[06:13] ---
    Your methods are truly inefficient!
[06:17] ---
    I will show you a thing or two, ma'am.
[06:23] ---
    Hey!
[06:24] ---
    Going inside the lane is a foul!
[06:26] ---
    Zero points!
[06:28] ---
    What?! No way?!
[06:30] ---
    Did I... screw up?
[06:32] ---
    I'll allow it.
[06:33] ---
    Yeah!
[06:34] ---
    Of course you will!
[06:35] ---
    I'll just keep going...
[06:38] ---
    Striku-ku!
[06:44] ---
    So that's what it's like...
[06:46] ---
    ...at the end of the lane.
SIGN    Wobble Wobble
SIGN    Wobble Wobble
[06:50] ---
    Frame 3, Momoka!
[06:54] ---
    Heavy...
[06:56] ---
    Fuyuki-kun isn't even here...
[06:59] ---
    Did you say he's not frickin' here?!
[07:01] ---
    Then why do I...
[07:02] ---
    ...have to put up with this crap?!
[07:08] ---
    Strike!
[07:10] ---
    It is my turn next!
[07:13] ---
    I will use my own ball...
SIGN    So jealous Envious
    Why only you So lucky
    That's mean... Me too
    Always you
SIGN    So jealous Envious
    Why only you So lucky
    That's mean... Me too
    Always you
[07:19] ---
    Lovey-dovey for Uncle...
[07:21] ---
    Quit horsing around!
[07:24] ---
    Lovey-dovey for Uncle...
[07:26] ---
    Jealousy Shot!
[07:29] ---
    Drop dead!
[07:32] ---
    Woo! A strike!
[07:36] ---
    I basically understand how it's done.
[07:40] ---
    So I just need to topple
    all of those gourd-like things, huh?
[07:43] ---
    K-Koyuki-chan, the ball...
[07:54] ---
    Ha!
[07:57] ---
    Eh, works for me.
[07:59] ---
    I'm up next! Here I go!
[08:01] ---
    Lady Mois! Kick some butt!
[08:03] ---
    Nngraragh...
[08:05] ---
    Look closely...
[08:08] ---
    Aim well...
[08:13] ---
    There.
[08:16] ---
    Now go.
[08:18] ---
    And deliver judgment upon them.
[08:27] ---
    Gero!
[08:27] ---
    Tama!
[08:34] ---
    S-Strike...
SIGN    723 Momoka Koyuki Saburo 723 Momoka Koyuki Saburo
    K66 Tamama Mois G66 K66 Tamama Mois G66
[08:37] ---
    And so, under these unique rules,
[08:39] ---
    the game proceeded with
    an extraordinary score,
SIGN    723 (Natsumi)
SIGN    K66 (Keroro)
[08:43] ---
    bringing us now to the last frame!
SIGN    Last Frame
[08:46] ---
    This last ball...
[08:48] ---
    ...will settle things, ma'am!
[08:50] ---
    Natsumi-san, do your best!
[08:53] ---
    Leave it to me. I'll get the
    last one, like all the others!
[08:57] ---
    M-My arm...
[08:59] ---
    Gerori.
[09:01] ---
    Muscle pain, I see, Lady Natsumi!
[09:04] ---
    Now's the time to give up, ma'am.
[09:05] ---
    You must be kidding!
[09:07] ---
    Natsumi-dono!
[09:09] ---
    Leave this in my charge!
[09:12] ---
    The ball is your friend!
[09:13] ---
    What are you all doing?
[09:16] ---
    Wait, is this bowling?
[09:18] ---
    Fuyuki-kun!
[09:20] ---
    Master Fuyuki...
[09:21] ---
    Ah! Let me have a turn, Sis!
[09:24] ---
    O-Okay...
[09:26] ---
    Huh?! Wh-What about...
[09:28] ---
    Gerori.
[09:29] ---
    If Master Fuyuki throws it,
    it's going in the gutter for sure!
[09:32] ---
    We've as good as won, sir!
[09:35] ---
    Oops-a-daisy...
[09:36] ---
    This is heavy...
[09:38] ---
    Whoa there...
[09:40] ---
    Painful to watch.
[09:42] ---
    Is he okay?
[09:43] ---
    F-Fuyuki-kun!
[09:45] ---
    Do your best!
[09:47] ---
    Yeah!
[09:48] ---
    Here I go...
[09:50] ---
    There.
[09:52] ---
    Ahh, straight into the gutter...
[09:54] ---
    Gerori.
[09:56] ---
    ...it goes...
[09:57] ---
    ...or not?
[09:59] ---
    And... its trajectory...
[10:01] ---
    ...after a dizzyingly long amount of time...
[10:06] ---
    Or, like, twisty turny?
[10:23] ---
    S-Strike!
[10:26] ---
    Yay!
[10:28] ---
    That was amazing, Fuyuki-kun!
[10:30] ---
    Wh-What the heck?!
[10:33] ---
    Surprised?
[10:34] ---
    Gero!
[10:35] ---
    Fuyuki is always like this.
[10:38] ---
    Bowling is the one thing
    I've never once beaten him at.
[10:42] ---
    Come on. You're up next.
[10:44] ---
    You lose if you miss, got it?
[10:47] ---
    It will be easy for Mr. Sergeant!
SIGN    Pressure
SIGN    Heavy Pressure
[10:50] ---
    You're dead if you miss.
SIGN    Pressure
SIGN    Stress
[10:53] ---
    Or, like, heavy burden?
SIGN    Pressure
SIGN    Closing In
SIGN    Pressure
SIGN    THE PRESSURE
[11:00] ---
    Heavy...
[11:01] ---
    Huh?
[11:03] ---
    Was it always this heavy? This ball...
[11:07] ---
    But who cares about any of that?!
SIGN    Slip!
[11:11] ---
    No!
[11:25] ---
    Yes!
[11:27] ---
    A huge victory for Earth's All-Star Team!
SIGN    A HUGE VICTORY for Earth's All-Star Team!!
[11:33] ---
    Gero...
SIGN    Muscle pain all over
[11:34] ---
    Muscle pain all over, sir...
[11:37] ---
    Don't go bowl-ring too much.
[11:41] ---
    It was a peaceful day.
[11:43] ---
    Temperature pleasant; humidity moderate.
[11:46] ---
    But one man here was less than happy.
[11:52] ---
    Keroro: My Super-Decisive Plan, Sir?!
SIGN    Regular Invasion Meeting
[11:58] ---
    Well, then, let's get our regular
    invasion meeting started, sir!
SIGN    Empty...
[12:04] ---
    Empty...
[12:06] ---
    Huh?
[12:08] ---
    Tamama-san has urgent business.
[12:09] ---
    Dororo-san is not attending.
[12:11] ---
    No response from Giroro-san.
[12:13] ---
    Or, like, classroom chaos?
[12:15] ---
    What's wrong with all of you?!
[12:17] ---
    Don't you have any motivation?!
[12:19] ---
    Even Kululu is present!
SIGN    The Three-Hundred-Thirty-Fourth
    Regular
    Invasion Meeting
[12:27] ---
    Open your eyes, you idiot!
[12:29] ---
    Attendance has been
    pretty poor recently, hasn't it?
SIGN    Stab
[12:32] ---
    Ghk!
[12:34] ---
    Gi-ro-ro-kun...
[12:38] ---
    It's time for our meeting!
[12:40] ---
    I thought up a really great operation idea...
[12:45] ---
    Let's do it together!
SIGN    Silence...
[12:52] ---
    Oh! Giro—
[12:53] ---
    It's a waste of time.
[13:03] ---
    Hello, Tamama?
[13:04] ---
    Did you get your stuff done?
[13:06] ---
    Come over as soo—
[13:12] ---
    Do-ro-ro-kun!
[13:15] ---
    What're ya up to?
[13:17] ---
    Come to our meeting!
[13:21] ---
    Gero.
SIGN    Only ever when it suits you.
[13:23] ---
    Only ever when it suits you.
[13:27] ---
    Who needs Dororo?
[13:29] ---
    No... I do need him.
[13:32] ---
    I knew that someday
    this day would come, sir.
SIGN    The Three-Hundred-Thirty-Fourth
    Regular
    Invasion Meeting
[13:36] ---
    The endless series of operation failures...
[13:38] ---
    The glacial progress of our invasion...
[13:40] ---
    Amidst all of this,
     maybe they... how to say it...
[13:43] ---
    Uh, basically... I guess...
[13:46] ---
    They've had enough of you?
SIGN    STAB
[13:52] ---
    Ugh, well, I mean,
     you brought it on yourself.
[13:54] ---
    Kululu...
[13:56] ---
    Even me... how many of my inventions
    got put to some worthless use?
[14:00] ---
    Don't blame them one bit for getting fed up.
SIGN    Doesn't hold back
[14:04] ---
    You don't hold back, do you?
[14:05] ---
    Th-Then what should I do?!
[14:08] ---
    Well, let's see...
[14:10] ---
    I think we need our leader to
    put his body on the line... don't you?
[14:15] ---
    Put my body... on the line?
[14:17] ---
    You... do know what I mean, right?
[14:26] ---
    The actual height is 19.9 m, so...
[14:31] ---
    ...that would make me
    about 50 m, I guess, sir?
[14:35] ---
    Put my body on the line...
[14:38] ---
    Like, that classic invasion method...
SIGN    Grow big and ROAR!
[14:42] ---
    ...grow big and ROAR?
SIGN    Todoroki
[14:44] ---
    But that's...
[14:51] ---
    Hey, look, it's a Keronian!
[14:53] ---
    Whoa, lame!
[14:55] ---
    Growing big and ROARing in this day and age?
[14:57] ---
    Couldn't he think of anything more modern?
SIGN    Guh huh huh huh huh
[15:05] ---
    So embarrassing! So embarrassing!
[15:07] ---
    But at this rate,
     my position as commander will be...!
[15:10] ---
    Uncle!
SIGN    Space Direct Sales
[15:11] ---
    A package is here for you!
[15:13] ---
    Gero?
SIGN    Gigantic Invasion
[15:16] ---
    Gigantic Invasion Merchanise Set
    (Plum Blossom).
SIGN    Merchandise Set (Plum Blossom)
[15:20] ---
    So... they're telling me to do it?
[15:22] ---
    It seems so...
[15:26] ---
    It's a waste of time.
[15:30] ---
    Only ever when it suits you.
[15:33] ---
    All right, fine!
[15:35] ---
    I'll just do it, okay?!
[15:40] ---
    Poink!
[15:43] ---
    Like this?!
SIGN    Fully Equipped!
[15:45] ---
    Fully equipped!
SIGN    Instructions
[15:47] ---
    Umm.
[15:48] ---
    This is a Syndrome X meteorite.
SIGN    Syndrome X Meteorite
[15:52] ---
    When you use it, you will
    become 100 times larger.
[15:55] ---
    After use, it will just become pumice.
[15:58] ---
    100 times...
[16:00] ---
    55.5 m!
[16:02] ---
    That feels perfect, sir.
[16:04] ---
    Or, like, doubled courage?
[16:07] ---
    I can no longer turn back.
[16:09] ---
    I'll show you what a man's
    invasion looks like!
[16:15] ---
    Mr. Sergeant said he was
    going to turn giant?
[16:17] ---
    Is he really... serious?
[16:19] ---
    He's already on standby.
[16:21] ---
    You guys pushed him too far.
[16:23] ---
    Our scolding worked a bit
    too well, it seems...
[16:26] ---
    Sergeant Major Kululu!
[16:28] ---
    I'm all ready over here, sir.
[16:30] ---
    Listen up, men!
[16:32] ---
    Burn my bravery into your eyes, sir!
[16:38] ---
    Okay!
[16:39] ---
    Prepare to drop Syndrome X meteorite!
[16:42] ---
    Aim well, ma'am!
[16:44] ---
    Yes!
SIGN    From me...
[16:46] ---
    From me...
SIGN    ...to Uncle!
[16:47] ---
    ...to Uncle!
SIGN    THUD
[16:55] ---
    
SIGN    THUD
SIGN    THUD
[17:00] ---
    Syndrome X rays at max output!
[17:03] ---
    Looks like it worked, commander!
[17:20] ---
    Uncle!
[17:22] ---
    It worked!
[17:23] ---
    Or, like, splendid outlook?
[17:26] ---
    Mm! Good work, ma'am!
[17:29] ---
    How's that for you, men?
[17:31] ---
    Spectacular, Keroro!
[17:32] ---
    So good! I want to take your place, even!
[17:39] ---
    Gero gero gero gero.
[17:41] ---
    What a feeling of superiority!
[17:43] ---
    Enlarging your body also
    expands your heart and mind!
[17:47] ---
    And leaves room there to reduce the
    tension and strain... you see!
[17:51] ---
    He is horsing around!
[17:53] ---
    G-Good old stuff is still good, after all!
[17:57] ---
    I've got a new opinion of you, Keroro!
[17:59] ---
    I would normally be
    too embarrassed to do that!
[18:04] ---
    Looks like it's working really well, sir.
[18:06] ---
    Then let's fire one off!
[18:08] ---
    Let's give it some gusto, sir!
[18:12] ---
    Whoaaaa!
[18:13] ---
    Go go go!
[18:14] ---
    Hold it right there, poyo!
[18:22] ---
    S-Space police?
[18:25] ---
    He's breaking the law again, poyo!
[18:28] ---
    I've caught you red-handed, poyo!
[18:32] ---
    Th-That's...
[18:33] ---
    ...the Superintendent Spoon?!
SIGN    Superintendent Spoon
SIGN    Dodonko
[18:41] ---
    Dodonko!
SIGN    Guts
[18:42] ---
    Guts!
SIGN    Maimai
[18:43] ---
    Maimai! King!
SIGN    King
SIGN    Poyo!!
[18:46] ---
    Poyo!
SIGN    Fire Mysterious Laser, Sir!!
[18:48] ---
    Fire mysterious laser, sir!!
[18:56] ---
    Poyo...
[18:58] ---
    Gero...
[19:01] ---
    Poyo!
[19:14] ---
    Senior Superintendent Poyon,
    part of Space Law Enforcement!
SIGN    Senior Superintendent Poyon (Science Special Investigatory Body)
[19:16] ---
    Science Special Investigatory Body.
[19:19] ---
    Sh-She grew big?!
[19:22] ---
    You never learn, poyo!
[19:23] ---
    Keronians are going onto
    the blacklist for sure, poyo!
SIGN    Space Invasion Act, Article 78
[19:27] ---
    Space Invasion Act, Article 78,
    Gigantic Forms Section.
SIGN    "Gigantic Forms Section"
[19:31] ---
    Except in regions specifying otherwise,
    enlargements in excess of 30 times are prohibited!
SIGN    Except in regions specifying otherwise, enlargements in excess of 30 times are prohibited.
[19:37] ---
    Come on. Write your name and address.
[19:39] ---
    And debit account number, please.
[19:42] ---
    S-Sorry...
[19:44] ---
    How severe is it? The punishment...
[19:48] ---
    You're in excess of 70 times,
[19:50] ---
    so your invasion license will be
    immediately suspended, poyo!
[19:54] ---
    You have to be kidding me, ma'am!
[19:56] ---
    I never knew, ma'am!
[19:59] ---
    Poyo...
[20:00] ---
    Ignorance is...
[20:02] ---
    ...no excuse, poyo!
[20:07] ---
    If you resist any more...
[20:10] ---
    ...I'll add on obstruction of
    an officer in her duty, poyo!
[20:14] ---
    I didn't do that, poyo!
[20:17] ---
    Poyo!
SIGN    Potato
[20:24] ---
    That stupid frog.
    He's doing something again.
[20:30] ---
    It's useless to resist anymore, poyo!
[20:33] ---
    I told you I'm not!
[20:37] ---
    That's the notification for
    the end of my workday, poyo!
[20:40] ---
    Time to finish you off, poyo!
[20:42] ---
    Finish him off?
[20:47] ---
    Here goes, poyo!
[20:51] ---
    Stuuuuuupiiiid frooooog!
[20:57] ---
    L-Lady Natsumi, even you grew big?!
[20:59] ---
    Huh? What are you talking about?
[21:02] ---
    What is this cheap stuff?
[21:04] ---
    A set, obviously.
[21:07] ---
    A set?
[21:08] ---
    Thought this might happen,
[21:10] ---
    so I shrunk the commander and the girl down
    in advance with my microid-beam.
[21:14] ---
    Then I chucked 'em into a set.
[21:17] ---
    You, too.
[21:18] ---
    Poyo?!
[21:19] ---
    B-But I'm sure I became big
    using my Superintendent's Spoon, poyo!
[21:24] ---
    Superintendent's Spoon!
[21:26] ---
    This?
[21:27] ---
    When did you...?!
SIGN    Beef
[21:30] ---
    Beef! Chicken! Seafood! Keema!
SIGN    Chicken
SIGN    Seafood
SIGN    Keema
SIGN    Curry
[21:34] ---
    Curry!
[21:41] ---
    Noooooo!
[21:44] ---
    Making yourself big.
    Isn't that what everyone dreams of?
[21:47] ---
    You're under arrest, poyo!
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Ume!
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Plums!
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Choko!
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Choccies!
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Gumi!
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Gummies!
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Tsukemono!
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Pickles!
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Stick it on. Stick it on.
    Stick it on. Stick it on.
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Forward march,
    and carry all of this stuff, as well.
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
[22:11] [SONG] ---
    Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
[22:11] [SONG] ---
    Heppoko heppiri hacchira
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Yes, sir!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Iessaa
[22:14] [SONG] ---
    If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
[22:14] [SONG] ---
    Sumanai koto suru na yo
[22:18] [SONG] ---
    Watch out for the
    village of swindlers and cheats.
[22:18] [SONG] ---
    Yamashi no sato abunai
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Go, go, to the edges of the land.
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Yuke yuke chi no hate e
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    A first-in-history feat of speed.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    You can master it, sir.
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Train for it in the afternoon.
    (Nooo, not in the morning.)
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Kanran guruguru Joudeki
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    O-naka ga hette wa make desu
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Yoroshiku suimin
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Kanran guruguru Joudeki
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    O-naka ga hette wa make desu
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Yoroshiku suimin
[23:15] [SONG] ---
    She's stuck on me!
[23:15] [SONG] ---
    Kuttsuichatta
[23:22] ---
    Fuyuki here.
[23:23] ---
    41 years ago,
[23:25] ---
    Apollo 11 landed on the moon, and for
    two minutes, it lost contact with Earth.
[23:30] ---
    What did the astronauts see on the
    moon's surface during that time?
[23:33] ---
    Never mind that!
SIGN    History-Making Invasion Operation
[23:35] ---
    Ah, it wasn't me, you know?
[23:38] ---
    "Keroro: Move Out,
    Commander-Substitute Robot, Sir!"
[23:41] ---
    "Keroro: The Moon is Hella Nice, Sir!"
[23:45] ---
    These two stories. How's that?
[23:47] ---
    Ge-Gero!