E351 - This Time, 15 Minutes of Gerogero, Sir! / Giroro: Show Me, Sir!

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[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
[00:11] [SONG] ---
    First we start by taking a break.
     Can't-be-bothered planet!
[00:11] [SONG] ---
    Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    We've got curry again tonight!
    Can't be bothered.
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    A good mother is healthy and absent.
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Today's rice is al dente!
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    What you say
    depends a lot on how you're feeling.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Kibun shidai de wari to
    iu koto ga chigatte'ru
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Let me do what I waaant!
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Suki ni saseroo
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    What's wrong with that?
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    Nani ga waruii
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Mikkago ni honki dase
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Do your best three days after the fact!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
    Can't be bothered.
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    The lights are yellow.
     Don't overdo it!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    The color of not really trying...
    that's kinda nice!
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
    ame ga futtara yasumi
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    If it blows, you'll be late.
    If it rains, you'll get the day off.
[01:06] [SONG] ---
    Uso mo houben Chigai houken
[01:06] [SONG] ---
    Sometimes you need to lie.
    Here, your laws don't apply!
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    How long is this going on for?!
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    I'll beat the crap outta you!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
[01:31] ---
    It's still cold outside.
[01:33] ---
    And today, we have a special plan.
SIGN    Gerogero 15 Minutes!!
[01:36] ---
    Gerogero 15 Minutes, which means...
[01:37] ---
    ...we're bringing you
    an extravagant 22 skits!
SIGN    An Extravagant 22 Skits!
[01:41] ---
    22 skits?!
SIGN    But in 15 minutes
[01:43] ---
    We only have 15 minutes,
     and you're talking 22 skits?!
[01:48] ---
    This Time, 15 Minutes of Gerogero, Sir!
SIGN    Skit 1
[01:54] ---
    Keroro: Successful Invasion
    by Freak Coincidence, sir!
[01:58] ---
    Since ancient times, Pekopon has
    had something called "freak."
[02:02] ---
    Those two met because of
    a "freak" coincidence.
[02:04] ---
    I got a Gundam model after
    a "freak" turn of events!
[02:06] ---
    And so, this "freakish" aspect
    causes various, wonderful effects.
[02:10] ---
    Therefore...
[02:11] ---
    Coming!
[02:13] ---
    ...I had Kululu make this "freakish stuff!"
[02:18] ---
    But you've gotta be careful.
[02:19] ---
    It's hard to handle freakish stuff.
[02:22] ---
    We'll use this
[02:24] ---
    to have a freakishly successful invasion!
SIGN    Hinata Residence
[02:26] ---
    However,
[02:28] ---
    one freakish thing after another happened.
[02:32] ---
    By some freak coincidence,
    Tamama's fart backfired!
SIGN    Fruit
[02:37] ---
    In a freakish turn of events,
    hair grew on Giroro's chest.
[02:40] ---
    What the heck is this?!
SIGN    Milky Way Bath
[02:42] ---
    A freakish thing happened
    the day Dororo took a trip...
[02:45] ---
    Nobody told me about this!
[02:47] ---
    Freakily enough, Zaku and Zeong...
[02:51] ---
    No!
SIGN    Hinata Residence
[02:53] ---
    Then the freakish damage spread
    to the Hinata residence.
[02:57] ---
    Huh?!
[02:57] ---
    In a freakish chain of events,
    Mr. Yoshizaki's natto attacked Mom Aki.
[03:01] ---
    And freakishly enough,
    Fuyuki's loincloth assaulted Natsumi.
[03:02] ---
    Hey!
[03:04] ---
    Meanwhile, a freakish bond develops
    between Fuyuki and a chupacabra.
[03:08] ---
    This isn't panning out the way I hoped.
SIGN    Freak
[03:11] ---
    What's going on here, Kululu?
[03:13] ---
    I told you.
[03:14] ---
    It's hard to tame freakish stuff.
[03:17] ---
    But there's nothing to worry about.
[03:19] ---
    You can always escape
[03:20] ---
    from freaky things.
[03:22] ---
    You can escape?
[03:24] ---
    Gero?
SIGN    Escape
[03:27] ---
    So mean...
SIGN    Escape
SIGN    Escape
[03:30] ---
    Stupid frog!
[03:34] ---
    G-Gero...
SIGN    Escape
[03:35] ---
    Although it seems to be
    inescapable this time.
SIGN    Skit 2
[03:41] ---
    Dororo: I Hate This Trauma Switch, Sir!
[03:44] ---
    So mean, so mean, so mean, so mean...
[03:47] ---
    Sheesh. Dororo's trauma switch
    is a pain in the keister.
[03:53] ---
    Then wanna try putting this on him?
[03:55] ---
    Gero?
[03:55] ---
    It's a device that lets you
    deactivate his trauma switch.
[03:58] ---
    That's wonderful!
[04:07] ---
    I can deactivate his trauma
    switch with this...
[04:10] ---
    ...but which do I cut, the red or blue?
SIGN    Skit 3
[04:14] ---
    Sumomo: Commander for a Day, Sir!
[04:17] ---
    I'm Sumomo!
[04:19] ---
    I'm here to be the commander of
    the Keroro Platoon for a day!
SIGN    Commander for a Day
[04:23] ---
    I'm looking forward to working with you!
[04:25] ---
    Gero?
[04:26] ---
    Does Sumomo-chan's voice
    always sound like this?
[04:29] ---
    I'm Sumomo!
[04:29] [SONG] ---
    This feeling's new to me!
    It thrills me.
[04:31] ---
    Didn't you know, Mr. Sergeant?
[04:34] ---
    The last one was the 35th Sumomo-chan.
[04:35] [SONG] ---
    Makes me feel more excited!
    I've never seen a sky like this at night.
[04:36] ---
    This is the 38th Sumomo-chan!
[04:39] ---
    Gero!
[04:40] ---
    That's the kind of thing Sumomo-chan is?
[04:41] [SONG] ---
    Faraway starlight!
[04:42] ---
    And with the upcoming 39th one,
    they're adding seven more,
[04:46] ---
    for a total of eight of them!
[04:47] [SONG] ---
    Spotlight shining on me!
[04:49] ---
    Or, like, members wanted?
[04:51] ---
    Look at that.
[04:52] ---
    They're holding auditions
    right now in Alien Town.
[04:54] [SONG] ---
    Everyone's all right!
[04:57] ---
    Gero?
[05:00] ---
    P-Pururu-chan...
SIGN    Skit 4
[05:02] ---
    Keroro: A Bowl of Gundam Models, Sir!
SIGN    Udon
[05:06] ---
    One New Year's Eve night,
[05:08] ---
    a poor mother and child
    went to an udon noodle shop
[05:11] ---
    and ordered just one bowl of udon noodles.
[05:14] ---
    The owner of the shop took pity on them
    and gave them an extra-large helping,
SIGN    1.5 times the usual size!!
[05:18] ---
    with lots of noodles and
    an egg, all for free.
[05:23] ---
    Or, like, deeply moving?
[05:24] ---
    Well, since ancient times,
[05:26] ---
    Pekopon has had many
    heartwarming tales like this.
[05:31] ---
    Therefore, Private 2nd Class Tamama,
[05:33] ---
    for starters, let's put it
    into practice at a toy store.
SIGN    Toys and Plastic Models
[05:37] ---
    Right, Mr. Sergeant!
[05:43] ---
    O-One...
[05:44] ---
    ...Gundam model, please.
[05:57] ---
    Yahoo!
[05:59] ---
    The plan worked!
[06:00] ---
    I bet he threw something else in with it!
[06:03] ---
    One... free leg?
SIGN    Skit 5
[06:06] ---
    Momoka: Project T, Sir!
[06:10] ---
    Milady Momoka...
[06:12] ---
    The chef of a three-star restaurant
    in Italy sent away for the finest
[06:17] ---
    wheat flour and natural yeast from France
    to prepare these dishes.
[06:20] ---
    Ultimate toast.
[06:25] ---
    And made from the milk of the legendary water buffalo
    that only live in the back regions of the Andes...
SIGN    Legendary Water Buffalo
[06:30] ---
    ...the highest grade of butter.
[06:33] ---
    On top of that, spread jam made from
[06:35] ---
    refined Japanese sugar and
    rare raspberries that grow only
SIGN    Rare Raspberries
[06:38] ---
    once every 100 years on a
    sheer precipice in the Kunlun Mountains,
[06:41] ---
    and you will achieve perfection.
[06:45] ---
    You have ten minutes until
    class starts at Kissho Academy.
[06:48] ---
    I believe you have just enough time.
[06:53] ---
    Here I go!
[06:58] ---
    Milady Momoka...
SIGN    The eating toast while rounding a corner
    and crying, "I'm going to be late!
    I'm going to be late!" and then
    crashing into him and going "Eeek!!" plan
[07:00] ---
    The eating toast while rounding a corner and crying,
    "I'm going to be late! I'm going to be late!"
[07:03] ---
    and then crashing into him and
    going "Eeek!!" plan...
[07:05] ---
    I pray for its success.
[07:17] ---
    She focused on the toast so much
[07:19] ---
    that she neglected the route
    Fuyuki takes to school.
SIGN    Skit 5
[07:24] ---
    Dororo: I Hate This Trauma
    Switch Even More, Sir!
[07:32] ---
    The trauma switch turns on if he runs
[07:35] ---
    slower than 60 km an hour?
[07:36] ---
    I have my limits, too!
SIGN    Skit 7
[07:39] ---
    Natsumi vs. the Masked Doll, Sir!
[07:43] ---
    Superstition has it that if you don't
[07:45] ---
    put away your hina dolls
[07:46] ---
    soon after Girls' Festival,
    you'll be late getting married.
SIGN    March
[07:50] ---
    Oh, no!
[07:52] ---
    If I don't hurry up and put them away,
    I may not be able to get married!
[07:57] ---
    Wait!
[07:59] ---
    I won't let you put those dolls away!
[08:01] ---
    Wh-Who's there?!
[08:03] ---
    I am the Masked Doll!
[08:04] ---
    I will not let you...
[08:06] ---
    ...become a bride!
[08:09] ---
    G-Giroro...
SIGN    Skit 8
[08:11] ---
    Fuyuki: The Secret of the Dancing Code, Sir!
[08:19] ---
    Could this be...
[08:22] ---
    ...a code?!
[08:23] ---
    If I break it, maybe it'll give me the
    answer to the mystery of lost Atlantis.
[08:27] ---
    Or maybe the legend of ancient Sumer
    will be revived in the present day!
[08:31] ---
    Right hand on the hip
[08:33] ---
    and sticking out the rear-end
    appears the most here.
[08:37] ---
    If I assume this is "ah"...
[08:39] ---
    Oh, this brings back memories!
[08:42] ---
    Sarge! You understand this code?
[08:45] ---
    Code?
[08:46] ---
    No, it's...
[08:47] ---
    ...a dance where you "sway,
    spin your arms, and stick it out!"
SIGN    Skit 9
[08:53] ---
    Keroro: When I Talk About Next Year,
    Natsumi Laughs, Sir!
[08:58] ---
    "When you talk about next year,
    the devil laughs."
[09:01] ---
    That's what they say on Pekopon.
[09:03] ---
    In other words, if you talk about next year,
[09:05] ---
    the demonic Lady Natsumi starts to laugh.
[09:08] ---
    And that's the plan!
[09:10] ---
    We have to use it for the invasion!
[09:12] ---
    Stupid frog!
[09:14] ---
    Are you plotting something again?
[09:17] ---
    Gero gero gero!
[09:19] ---
    I wonder which Space World Heritage Site
    will be the setting for next year's
[09:22] ---
    Super Movie version of Captain Geroro?
[09:26] ---
    I can't wait to see what kind of delicious,
    high class sweets I'll be able to eat next year!
[09:32] ---
    N-Next year...
[09:35] ---
    ...I'm...
[09:36] ---
    ...getting married.
[09:39] ---
    I-It's not working!
[09:40] ---
    She didn't even crack a smile!
[09:44] ---
    Only 556-san is laughing.
SIGN    Annoyed
[09:47] ---
    I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[09:49] ---
    Despite my brother's appearance,
    he's a little annoyed!
[09:52] ---
    I-I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
SIGN    Skit 10
[09:54] ---
    Mois: Secret Bookshelf, Sir!
[09:59] ---
    Thanks for the invite!
[10:02] ---
    So this is your room, huh, Mois-san?
[10:05] ---
    It's my first time in here!
[10:08] ---
    I get embarrassed when people see my things.
[10:11] ---
    Or, like, very shameless?
[10:13] ---
    More like...
SIGN    Perfect for Aliens Expressions for Any Occasion A Complete Collection of Simple But Effective Bon Mots Dictionary of Four-Kanji Expressions Encyclopedia of Or-likeisms
[10:14] ---
    ...you've been studying.
SIGN    End of Skit 10
[10:20] ---
    This is only ten down?!
SIGN    An Extravagant 22 Skits!
[10:23] ---
    That means we've got 12 more to go?!
[10:26] ---
    Hey, Tamama! Don't munch
    on snacks! Do something!
SIGN    Pochi
[10:29] ---
    Me?!
SIGN    Skit 11
[10:31] ---
    Um...
[10:33] ---
    Tamama: Me and Lovey-dovey Mr. Sergeant:
[10:35] ---
    189 Hours of Total Coverage, Sir!
[10:40] ---
    That's too long!
[10:41] ---
    We don't have time,
    so use a shorter, simpler idea!
SIGN    Skit 12
[10:44] ---
    All right, this is mine.
[10:46] ---
    Paul's Mustache, Sir!
[10:52] ---
    Mustache Gundam!
[10:53] ---
    There you go! Like that!
[10:55] ---
    Then I'll do the next one!
SIGN    Skit 13
[10:57] ---
    Koyuki: Don't Say the Punchline, Sir!
SIGN    Ninja Art of Terror
[11:01] ---
    Um...
[11:02] ---
    For today's ninja art,
[11:03] ---
    I'm going to share a really scary story...
[11:06] ---
    This again?
[11:07] ---
    You're up, Giroro!
[11:08] ---
    M-Me?!
SIGN    Skit 14
[11:10] ---
    Giroro: 89 Degrees Below Zero Showdown, Sir!
[11:15] ---
    Um...
[11:17] ---
    Let's see...
[11:19] ---
    There's...
[11:22] ---
    South Pole Talking-to-oneself Force!
SIGN    Silence
[11:24] ---
    Silence...
[11:25] ---
    See, I was talking to myself...
[11:31] ---
    All right, we're out of time.
[11:32] ---
    I guess 22 skits in 15 minutes is impossible.
[11:36] ---
    Don't make a scapegoat out of me!
[11:42] ---
    Th-Th-Th-Th-Th...
[11:45] ---
    This is...
SIGN    Natsumi's After School Secret
[11:47] ---
    This is...!
[11:52] ---
    Giroro: Show Me, Sir!
[11:57] ---
    Hey, Keroro!
SIGN    Natsumi's After School Secret
[11:59] ---
    This DVD was on the ground
    in front of my tent!
[12:04] ---
    What's wrong, Keroro?
[12:06] ---
    I should've known.
[12:08] ---
    22 gerogero skits in 15 minutes...
[12:11] ---
    ...was unrealistic.
[12:13] ---
    Well, yeah.
[12:15] ---
    So, shall we spend the last 15 minutes
     doing more gerogero?
[12:20] ---
    No, wait! This DVD...
SIGN    Congratulations
    Extended
    15 Minutes of Gerogero!!
[12:24] ---
    Aside from one viewing area,
[12:25] ---
    we're going to change the program
[12:26] ---
    and extend 15 Minutes of Gerogero!
[12:29] ---
    A-Are you serious?!
SIGN    Skit 15
[12:31] ---
    Keroro: Invade with Tweeting, Sir!
SIGN    Tweet
[12:35] ---
    Apparently, tweeting is a really
    popular thing these days.
[12:40] ---
    I think I'll give it a shot.
SIGN    Gundam models now
[12:44] ---
    Gundam models now...
SIGN    Cleaning punishment now
[12:46] ---
    Cleaning punishment now...
SIGN    Regular Invasion Meeting
SIGN    Invasion meeting now...
[12:49] ---
    Invasion meeting now...
SIGN    Instant dumplings now.
[12:53] ---
    Instant dumplings now...
[12:56] ---
    This is actually pretty fun.
[12:59] ---
    Beginning wonderful invasion plan...
[13:02] ---
    ...now!
[13:05] ---
    Gero?
[13:06] ---
    I won't let you do it!
[13:09] ---
    Gero!
[13:12] ---
    H-How did you know?
[13:15] ---
    You tweeted it, right?
SIGN    Beginning invasion plan... now!
SIGN    Skit 16
[13:20] ---
    Giroro: The Invasion Begins at 18:30 on Sunday, Sir!
[13:29] ---
    Would you like to join us, Giro-chan?
[13:31] ---
    The neighbor gave us
[13:33] ---
    some delicious chestnut sweet bean jelly.
[13:36] ---
    I'm an invader.
[13:38] ---
    What are you talking about, Giroro?
SIGN    Cozy
[13:40] ---
    If you don't like chestnuts, there's
    delicious potato sweet bean jelly, too.
SIGN    Leisurely
[13:44] ---
    I want the potato sweet bean jelly, too!
[13:48] ---
    Come on, you two.
[13:50] ---
    Have either the chestnut or
    the potato, but not both.
[13:51] ---
    What the heck kind of mood is this?
[13:55] ---
    And that's what happened last night.
SIGN    Regular Invasion Meeting
[13:58] ---
    Now that you mention it,
    at the Nishizawa house, too...
[14:01] ---
    Paul, Momocchi, Dad-san, and even Mom-san
[14:05] ---
    were all relaxing together.
[14:08] ---
    But what would make them get
    all comfy-cozy with each other?
[14:12] ---
    Lady Natsumi chewed me out
    as usual this morning.
[14:18] ---
    Jelly Ear-san could be the cause.
[14:22] ---
    Jelly Ear-san?
[14:23] ---
    Jelly Ear-san
[14:25] ---
    is the popular, long-running anime
[14:27] ---
    on Inner-Tokyo TV on Sunday evenings at 6:30.
SIGN    Heartwarming Leisurely Jelly Ear-san
[14:31] ---
    It has a 35% ratings share!
[14:34] ---
    Then that works out to one out of every
    three Japanese people watching it!
SIGN    Regular Invasion Meeting
[14:39] ---
    When you watch this show,
[14:40] ---
    you realize it's the end of
    the weekend and get depressed.
SIGN    Depression
[14:43] ---
    They even call it Jelly Ear-san Syndrome.
SIGN    Jelly Ear-san Syndrome
SIGN    Sunday
SIGN    Leisurely
SIGN    Cozy
[14:48] ---
    If a third of the population
SIGN    Leisurely
SIGN    Leisurely
[14:50] ---
    is cozied up before the TV,
SIGN    Cozy
SIGN    Leisurely
SIGN    Cozy
[14:53] ---
    wouldn't it be easy to launch an
    attack and invade during that time?!
[15:00] ---
    Next Sunday at 18:30!
[15:02] ---
    We're going to launch an all-out attack
[15:04] ---
    and conquer this country!
[15:06] ---
    And so, the day of the decisive battle came.
[15:11] ---
    Wh-What's going on here?
[15:14] ---
    It's one hour before we enact my plan,
[15:17] ---
    but nobody else is here!
[15:19] ---
    Hey! Keroro!
SIGN    Convulsed with Laughter
[15:21] ---
    Yamadian, please take away all his cushions.
[15:28] ---
    For some reason, whenever I see this show,
[15:30] ---
    I get depressed, knowing
    it's the end of the weekend,
SIGN    Convulsed with Laughter
SIGN    Depression
[15:34] ---
    and just lose all my enthusiasm...
[15:37] ---
    There's a program like that
    even for the rest of the universe!
SIGN    Skit 17
[15:40] ---
    Comic Book: Keroro Platoon
    War Chronicle, Sir!
[15:44] [SONG] ---
    Impossible...
[15:46] ---
    "Comic Book: Keroro Platoon War Chronicle?"
[15:48] ---
    Yeah.
[15:49] ---
    It's a comic book about the
    Keroro Platoon 20 years from now.
SIGN    Comic Book: Keroro Platoon War Chronicle TV anime version now in the works
[15:53] ---
    It's apparently really popular
    among Keronians right now.
[15:58] ---
    B-Based on us 20 years from now?!
[16:06] ---
    I've got a thick mustache!
SIGN    Skit 18
[16:09] ---
    Momoka: Project T Revenge, Sir!
[16:15] ---
    This time, I've nailed the route
    Fuyuki-kun takes to school!
[16:22] ---
    I'm going to try this once more!
[16:26] ---
    I'll be late! I'll be late!
[16:34] ---
    I did it this time!
[16:36] ---
    However...
[16:38] ---
    I'm going to introduce our new student.
[16:40] ---
    Gero gero gero gero!
[16:42] ---
    I'm the new kid!
[16:48] ---
    Oh, no!
[16:49] ---
    In this situation, it's meaningless unless
    she collides with the new student!
SIGN    Hallelujah After the Rain
SIGN    Skit 19
[16:53] ---
    Tamama: Breaking Voice, Sir!
[16:57] ---
    I have come to visit you, Mr. Sergeant!
[17:00] ---
    Gero?
[17:01] ---
    Private 2nd Class Tamama, what's with the voice?
[17:03] ---
    It's been like this ever since this morning.
[17:07] ---
    That's something worth celebrating.
[17:10] ---
    Your voice has broken at last,
    Private 2nd Class Tamama.
[17:13] ---
    You've joined the club of adults.
[17:16] ---
    G-Gero?
[17:18] ---
    My voice, too?
[17:21] ---
    Hey, Kero-chan...
[17:22] ---
    Our voices have been weird
    since this morning...
[17:24] ---
    What's this about?
[17:27] ---
    This is terrible, Sarge!
[17:28] ---
    I don't want this cool guy voice!
[17:32] ---
    Lady Mom and Master Fuyuki, too?
[17:36] ---
    Today on 623 Radio,
[17:38] ---
    we've got Natchi-san from
    Inner-Tokyo on the phone.
[17:42] ---
    It's a thrill getting
    to talk to you, 623-san!
[17:46] ---
    Even Natchi's got the cool guy voice!
[17:49] ---
    I-It seems your voice hasn't broken,
    after all. It's a space cold.
SIGN    Space Cold
    Andromeda W Type
[17:53] ---
    Andromeda W type.
[17:58] ---
    Why am I the only one who's
    got Centaurus B type?!
SIGN    Space Cold Centaurus B Type
SIGN    Skit 20
[18:02] ---
    The Narrator's Day Off, Sir!
[18:05] ---
    The rare day off.
[18:07] ---
    You can refresh yourself from
    the week's stress and relax.
[18:09] ---
    It's nice, right?
[18:11] ---
    But I've got it rough.
[18:13] ---
    They call it "occupational disease."
[18:17] ---
    I find myself narrating when
    I'm walking through town,
[18:20] ---
    or being mistaken for a weirdo.
[18:23] ---
    But the toughest part...
[18:30] ---
    ...is walking alone at night.
SIGN    Skit 21
[18:34] ---
    Koyuki and Kululu: I Made It, Sir!
[18:39] ---
    Natsumi-san! I grew these vegetables!
SIGN    I Made These
    Azumaya Koyuki
[18:43] ---
    Please eat them!
[18:46] ---
    Knowing where they came from
    gives me peace of mind.
[18:52] ---
    In that case, I'll do it, too!
SIGN    Kululu Curry Mild
SIGN    I Made This
    Kululu
[18:56] ---
    For some reason... I don't want to eat that.
SIGN    Skit 22
[18:59] ---
    Natsumi's After School Secret, Sir!
[19:03] ---
    Th-This is...
[19:06] ---
    Welcome home, Master!
[19:09] ---
    Virtual footage made with CG...
[19:12] ---
    Or... me?
[19:16] ---
    This isn't the real Natsumi.
[19:18] ---
    What?!
[19:19] ---
    Why would you say that?
[19:21] ---
    Still, it looks so realistic!
[19:24] ---
    Oh, you!
[19:26] ---
    Only today...
[19:30] ---
    It looks like the real thing!
SIGN    Natsumi's After School Secret
SIGN    I Made It
    Kululu
[19:34] ---
    I made it.
SIGN    The End
[19:42] ---
    It's over!
[19:44] ---
    We did it!
[19:46] ---
    We pumped out 22 skits...
[19:49] ---
    Good work.
[19:50] ---
    But you've got time left over...
[19:53] ---
    Gero?! Seriously?!
[19:54] ---
    Wh-What do we do now, Keroro?
[19:56] ---
    Wanna do one more?
[19:58] ---
    I'm out of ideas.
[20:01] ---
    Or, like, final encore?
[20:03] ---
    In that case,
[20:05] ---
    how about from the original plan,
    "The Making of Natsumi's After School Secret?"
[20:08] ---
    Just kidding.
SIGN    I Made It
[20:09] ---
    Do you really want to see it?
[20:13] ---
    Well, I will meditate upon
    coming up with a joke!
[20:16] ---
    Nin!
[20:19] ---
    Okay, until Dororo comes up with something,
[20:21] ---
    let's all fill the time one way or another.
[20:24] ---
    Okay, everyone! Eyes up front!
[20:27] ---
    There you go!
[20:28] ---
    There we go, what?
[20:31] ---
    Are you implying that we should ad-lib
    without worrying about our mouths not matching up?
[20:35] ---
    Are you sure it's okay to do this?
[20:37] ---
    Okay, I'll pitch in, too.
[20:41] ---
    Or, like, unique secret?
[20:43] ---
    I don't wanna hear anything
    outta you, stupidface!
[20:45] ---
    Okay, okay...
[20:46] ---
    Giroro, don't you have
    anything interesting to say?
[20:49] ---
    W-Well, I do have a poem...
[20:52] ---
    Are you serious?
[20:53] ---
    I'm surprised you would volunteer a poem.
[20:56] ---
    Wh-What the heck?
[20:58] ---
    I just said it because I
    don't have any other ideas...
[20:59] ---
    Do you really write that many poems?
[21:03] ---
    Like I figured... we're not
    gonna be able to fill up the time...
[21:06] ---
    I can go on.
[21:09] ---
    My legs have fallen asleep...
[21:12] ---
    Or, like, patience limit?
[21:14] ---
    This is really getting awkward...
[21:17] ---
    Doroboat-senpai is taking too long!
[21:21] ---
    Commander-dono!
[21:22] ---
    I did it!
[21:23] ---
    Oh, Dororo-tan! We've been waiting on you!
[21:26] ---
    The 23rd out of 22 skits, if you please!
SIGN    Joke
[21:30] ---
    All right, a joke with all my might!
SIGN    Skit 23
[21:32] ---
    Dororo, the Enthusiastic Ninja Teacher, Sir!
[21:36] ---
    Somewhere long, long ago,
[21:38] ---
    there was a strong, cool
[21:40] ---
    ninja teacher who could create a storm.
[21:43] ---
    All right! The teacher's name...
SIGN    Out of Time
[21:46] ---
    We're out of time.
[21:47] ---
    So mean!
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Ume!
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Plums!
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Choko!
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Choccies!
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Gumi!
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Gummies!
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Tsukemono!
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Pickles!
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Stick it on. Stick it on.
    Stick it on. Stick it on.
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Forward march,
    and carry all of this stuff, as well.
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
[22:11] [SONG] ---
    Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
[22:11] [SONG] ---
    Heppoko heppiri hacchira
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Yes, sir!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Iessaa
[22:14] [SONG] ---
    If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
[22:14] [SONG] ---
    Sumanai koto suru na yo
[22:18] [SONG] ---
    Watch out for the
    village of swindlers and cheats.
[22:18] [SONG] ---
    Yamashi no sato abunai
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Go, go, to the edges of the land.
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Yuke yuke chi no hate e
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    A first-in-history feat of speed.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    You can master it, sir.
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Train for it in the afternoon.
    (Nooo, not in the morning.)
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Kanran guruguru Joudeki
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    O-naka ga hette wa make desu
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Yoroshiku suimin
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Kanran guruguru Joudeki
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    O-naka ga hette wa make desu
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Yoroshiku suimin
[23:15] [SONG] ---
    She's stuck on me!
[23:15] [SONG] ---
    Kuttsuichatta
SIGN    The path of poems wasn't built in a day
SIGN    One poem a day Dedicated to poems The path of poems wasn't built in a day
[23:22] ---
    Sergeant Keroro here!
[23:24] ---
    In the darkness, you don't know what's in it.
[23:27] ---
    I'm talking about Pekopon-style
    dark hot pot, where everyone contributes.
[23:30] ---
    Compared to Keronian-style dark hot pot,
[23:31] ---
    it's like playing house.
[23:34] ---
    That aside,
[23:35] ---
    how about doing dark hot pot tonight?
[23:38] ---
    "Nabebe: The Dark Hot Pot Master, Sir!"
[23:41] ---
    "Natsumi: 623's True Identity, Sir!"
[23:44] ---
    These two stories! How's that?
[23:47] ---
    Ge-Gero!