# E351 - This Time, 15 Minutes of Gerogero, Sir! / Giroro: Show Me, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GEVUZ8PM9/this-time-15-minutes-of-gerogero-sir--giroro-show-me-sir)
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**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
First we start by taking a break.
Can't-be-bothered planet!
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
We've got curry again tonight!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
A good mother is healthy and absent.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Today's rice is al dente!
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
What you say
depends a lot on how you're feeling.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Kibun shidai de wari to
iu koto ga chigatte'ru
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Let me do what I waaant!
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Suki ni saseroo
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
What's wrong with that?
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Nani ga waruii
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Mikkago ni honki dase
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Do your best three days after the fact!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
The lights are yellow.
Don't overdo it!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
The color of not really trying...
that's kinda nice!
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
ame ga futtara yasumi
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
If it blows, you'll be late.
If it rains, you'll get the day off.
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Uso mo houben Chigai houken
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes you need to lie.
Here, your laws don't apply!
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
How long is this going on for?!
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
I'll beat the crap outta you!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
**[01:31] ---**
It's still cold outside.
**[01:33] ---**
And today, we have a special plan.
***SIGN*** Gerogero 15 Minutes!!
**[01:36] ---**
Gerogero 15 Minutes, which means...
**[01:37] ---**
...we're bringing you
an extravagant 22 skits!
***SIGN*** An Extravagant 22 Skits!
**[01:41] ---**
22 skits?!
***SIGN*** But in 15 minutes
**[01:43] ---**
We only have 15 minutes,
and you're talking 22 skits?!
**[01:48] ---**
This Time, 15 Minutes of Gerogero, Sir!
***SIGN*** Skit 1
**[01:54] ---**
Keroro: Successful Invasion
by Freak Coincidence, sir!
**[01:58] ---**
Since ancient times, Pekopon has
had something called "freak."
**[02:02] ---**
Those two met because of
a "freak" coincidence.
**[02:04] ---**
I got a Gundam model after
a "freak" turn of events!
**[02:06] ---**
And so, this "freakish" aspect
causes various, wonderful effects.
**[02:10] ---**
Therefore...
**[02:11] ---**
Coming!
**[02:13] ---**
...I had Kululu make this "freakish stuff!"
**[02:18] ---**
But you've gotta be careful.
**[02:19] ---**
It's hard to handle freakish stuff.
**[02:22] ---**
We'll use this
**[02:24] ---**
to have a freakishly successful invasion!
***SIGN*** Hinata Residence
**[02:26] ---**
However,
**[02:28] ---**
one freakish thing after another happened.
**[02:32] ---**
By some freak coincidence,
Tamama's fart backfired!
***SIGN*** Fruit
**[02:37] ---**
In a freakish turn of events,
hair grew on Giroro's chest.
**[02:40] ---**
What the heck is this?!
***SIGN*** Milky Way Bath
**[02:42] ---**
A freakish thing happened
the day Dororo took a trip...
**[02:45] ---**
Nobody told me about this!
**[02:47] ---**
Freakily enough, Zaku and Zeong...
**[02:51] ---**
No!
***SIGN*** Hinata Residence
**[02:53] ---**
Then the freakish damage spread
to the Hinata residence.
**[02:57] ---**
Huh?!
**[02:57] ---**
In a freakish chain of events,
Mr. Yoshizaki's natto attacked Mom Aki.
**[03:01] ---**
And freakishly enough,
Fuyuki's loincloth assaulted Natsumi.
**[03:02] ---**
Hey!
**[03:04] ---**
Meanwhile, a freakish bond develops
between Fuyuki and a chupacabra.
**[03:08] ---**
This isn't panning out the way I hoped.
***SIGN*** Freak
**[03:11] ---**
What's going on here, Kululu?
**[03:13] ---**
I told you.
**[03:14] ---**
It's hard to tame freakish stuff.
**[03:17] ---**
But there's nothing to worry about.
**[03:19] ---**
You can always escape
**[03:20] ---**
from freaky things.
**[03:22] ---**
You can escape?
**[03:24] ---**
Gero?
***SIGN*** Escape
**[03:27] ---**
So mean...
***SIGN*** Escape
***SIGN*** Escape
**[03:30] ---**
Stupid frog!
**[03:34] ---**
G-Gero...
***SIGN*** Escape
**[03:35] ---**
Although it seems to be
inescapable this time.
***SIGN*** Skit 2
**[03:41] ---**
Dororo: I Hate This Trauma Switch, Sir!
**[03:44] ---**
So mean, so mean, so mean, so mean...
**[03:47] ---**
Sheesh. Dororo's trauma switch
is a pain in the keister.
**[03:53] ---**
Then wanna try putting this on him?
**[03:55] ---**
Gero?
**[03:55] ---**
It's a device that lets you
deactivate his trauma switch.
**[03:58] ---**
That's wonderful!
**[04:07] ---**
I can deactivate his trauma
switch with this...
**[04:10] ---**
...but which do I cut, the red or blue?
***SIGN*** Skit 3
**[04:14] ---**
Sumomo: Commander for a Day, Sir!
**[04:17] ---**
I'm Sumomo!
**[04:19] ---**
I'm here to be the commander of
the Keroro Platoon for a day!
***SIGN*** Commander for a Day
**[04:23] ---**
I'm looking forward to working with you!
**[04:25] ---**
Gero?
**[04:26] ---**
Does Sumomo-chan's voice
always sound like this?
**[04:29] ---**
I'm Sumomo!
**[04:29] [SONG] ---**
This feeling's new to me!
It thrills me.
**[04:31] ---**
Didn't you know, Mr. Sergeant?
**[04:34] ---**
The last one was the 35th Sumomo-chan.
**[04:35] [SONG] ---**
Makes me feel more excited!
I've never seen a sky like this at night.
**[04:36] ---**
This is the 38th Sumomo-chan!
**[04:39] ---**
Gero!
**[04:40] ---**
That's the kind of thing Sumomo-chan is?
**[04:41] [SONG] ---**
Faraway starlight!
**[04:42] ---**
And with the upcoming 39th one,
they're adding seven more,
**[04:46] ---**
for a total of eight of them!
**[04:47] [SONG] ---**
Spotlight shining on me!
**[04:49] ---**
Or, like, members wanted?
**[04:51] ---**
Look at that.
**[04:52] ---**
They're holding auditions
right now in Alien Town.
**[04:54] [SONG] ---**
Everyone's all right!
**[04:57] ---**
Gero?
**[05:00] ---**
P-Pururu-chan...
***SIGN*** Skit 4
**[05:02] ---**
Keroro: A Bowl of Gundam Models, Sir!
***SIGN*** Udon
**[05:06] ---**
One New Year's Eve night,
**[05:08] ---**
a poor mother and child
went to an udon noodle shop
**[05:11] ---**
and ordered just one bowl of udon noodles.
**[05:14] ---**
The owner of the shop took pity on them
and gave them an extra-large helping,
***SIGN*** 1.5 times the usual size!!
**[05:18] ---**
with lots of noodles and
an egg, all for free.
**[05:23] ---**
Or, like, deeply moving?
**[05:24] ---**
Well, since ancient times,
**[05:26] ---**
Pekopon has had many
heartwarming tales like this.
**[05:31] ---**
Therefore, Private 2nd Class Tamama,
**[05:33] ---**
for starters, let's put it
into practice at a toy store.
***SIGN*** Toys and Plastic Models
**[05:37] ---**
Right, Mr. Sergeant!
**[05:43] ---**
O-One...
**[05:44] ---**
...Gundam model, please.
**[05:57] ---**
Yahoo!
**[05:59] ---**
The plan worked!
**[06:00] ---**
I bet he threw something else in with it!
**[06:03] ---**
One... free leg?
***SIGN*** Skit 5
**[06:06] ---**
Momoka: Project T, Sir!
**[06:10] ---**
Milady Momoka...
**[06:12] ---**
The chef of a three-star restaurant
in Italy sent away for the finest
**[06:17] ---**
wheat flour and natural yeast from France
to prepare these dishes.
**[06:20] ---**
Ultimate toast.
**[06:25] ---**
And made from the milk of the legendary water buffalo
that only live in the back regions of the Andes...
***SIGN*** Legendary Water Buffalo
**[06:30] ---**
...the highest grade of butter.
**[06:33] ---**
On top of that, spread jam made from
**[06:35] ---**
refined Japanese sugar and
rare raspberries that grow only
***SIGN*** Rare Raspberries
**[06:38] ---**
once every 100 years on a
sheer precipice in the Kunlun Mountains,
**[06:41] ---**
and you will achieve perfection.
**[06:45] ---**
You have ten minutes until
class starts at Kissho Academy.
**[06:48] ---**
I believe you have just enough time.
**[06:53] ---**
Here I go!
**[06:58] ---**
Milady Momoka...
***SIGN*** The eating toast while rounding a corner
and crying, "I'm going to be late!
I'm going to be late!" and then
crashing into him and going "Eeek!!" plan
**[07:00] ---**
The eating toast while rounding a corner and crying,
"I'm going to be late! I'm going to be late!"
**[07:03] ---**
and then crashing into him and
going "Eeek!!" plan...
**[07:05] ---**
I pray for its success.
**[07:17] ---**
She focused on the toast so much
**[07:19] ---**
that she neglected the route
Fuyuki takes to school.
***SIGN*** Skit 5
**[07:24] ---**
Dororo: I Hate This Trauma
Switch Even More, Sir!
**[07:32] ---**
The trauma switch turns on if he runs
**[07:35] ---**
slower than 60 km an hour?
**[07:36] ---**
I have my limits, too!
***SIGN*** Skit 7
**[07:39] ---**
Natsumi vs. the Masked Doll, Sir!
**[07:43] ---**
Superstition has it that if you don't
**[07:45] ---**
put away your hina dolls
**[07:46] ---**
soon after Girls' Festival,
you'll be late getting married.
***SIGN*** March
**[07:50] ---**
Oh, no!
**[07:52] ---**
If I don't hurry up and put them away,
I may not be able to get married!
**[07:57] ---**
Wait!
**[07:59] ---**
I won't let you put those dolls away!
**[08:01] ---**
Wh-Who's there?!
**[08:03] ---**
I am the Masked Doll!
**[08:04] ---**
I will not let you...
**[08:06] ---**
...become a bride!
**[08:09] ---**
G-Giroro...
***SIGN*** Skit 8
**[08:11] ---**
Fuyuki: The Secret of the Dancing Code, Sir!
**[08:19] ---**
Could this be...
**[08:22] ---**
...a code?!
**[08:23] ---**
If I break it, maybe it'll give me the
answer to the mystery of lost Atlantis.
**[08:27] ---**
Or maybe the legend of ancient Sumer
will be revived in the present day!
**[08:31] ---**
Right hand on the hip
**[08:33] ---**
and sticking out the rear-end
appears the most here.
**[08:37] ---**
If I assume this is "ah"...
**[08:39] ---**
Oh, this brings back memories!
**[08:42] ---**
Sarge! You understand this code?
**[08:45] ---**
Code?
**[08:46] ---**
No, it's...
**[08:47] ---**
...a dance where you "sway,
spin your arms, and stick it out!"
***SIGN*** Skit 9
**[08:53] ---**
Keroro: When I Talk About Next Year,
Natsumi Laughs, Sir!
**[08:58] ---**
"When you talk about next year,
the devil laughs."
**[09:01] ---**
That's what they say on Pekopon.
**[09:03] ---**
In other words, if you talk about next year,
**[09:05] ---**
the demonic Lady Natsumi starts to laugh.
**[09:08] ---**
And that's the plan!
**[09:10] ---**
We have to use it for the invasion!
**[09:12] ---**
Stupid frog!
**[09:14] ---**
Are you plotting something again?
**[09:17] ---**
Gero gero gero!
**[09:19] ---**
I wonder which Space World Heritage Site
will be the setting for next year's
**[09:22] ---**
Super Movie version of *Captain Geroro?*
**[09:26] ---**
I can't wait to see what kind of delicious,
high class sweets I'll be able to eat next year!
**[09:32] ---**
N-Next year...
**[09:35] ---**
...I'm...
**[09:36] ---**
...getting married.
**[09:39] ---**
I-It's not working!
**[09:40] ---**
She didn't even crack a smile!
**[09:44] ---**
Only 556-san is laughing.
***SIGN*** Annoyed
**[09:47] ---**
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
**[09:49] ---**
Despite my brother's appearance,
he's a little annoyed!
**[09:52] ---**
I-I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
***SIGN*** Skit 10
**[09:54] ---**
Mois: Secret Bookshelf, Sir!
**[09:59] ---**
Thanks for the invite!
**[10:02] ---**
So this is your room, huh, Mois-san?
**[10:05] ---**
It's my first time in here!
**[10:08] ---**
I get embarrassed when people see my things.
**[10:11] ---**
Or, like, very shameless?
**[10:13] ---**
More like...
***SIGN*** Perfect for Aliens Expressions for Any Occasion A Complete Collection of Simple But Effective Bon Mots Dictionary of Four-Kanji Expressions Encyclopedia of Or-likeisms
**[10:14] ---**
...you've been studying.
***SIGN*** End of Skit 10
**[10:20] ---**
This is only ten down?!
***SIGN*** An Extravagant 22 Skits!
**[10:23] ---**
That means we've got 12 more to go?!
**[10:26] ---**
Hey, Tamama! Don't munch
on snacks! Do something!
***SIGN*** Pochi
**[10:29] ---**
Me?!
***SIGN*** Skit 11
**[10:31] ---**
Um...
**[10:33] ---**
Tamama: Me and Lovey-dovey Mr. Sergeant:
**[10:35] ---**
189 Hours of Total Coverage, Sir!
**[10:40] ---**
That's too long!
**[10:41] ---**
We don't have time,
so use a shorter, simpler idea!
***SIGN*** Skit 12
**[10:44] ---**
All right, this is mine.
**[10:46] ---**
Paul's Mustache, Sir!
**[10:52] ---**
Mustache Gundam!
**[10:53] ---**
There you go! Like that!
**[10:55] ---**
Then I'll do the next one!
***SIGN*** Skit 13
**[10:57] ---**
Koyuki: Don't Say the Punchline, Sir!
***SIGN*** Ninja Art of Terror
**[11:01] ---**
Um...
**[11:02] ---**
For today's ninja art,
**[11:03] ---**
I'm going to share a really scary story...
**[11:06] ---**
This again?
**[11:07] ---**
You're up, Giroro!
**[11:08] ---**
M-Me?!
***SIGN*** Skit 14
**[11:10] ---**
Giroro: 89 Degrees Below Zero Showdown, Sir!
**[11:15] ---**
Um...
**[11:17] ---**
Let's see...
**[11:19] ---**
There's...
**[11:22] ---**
South Pole Talking-to-oneself Force!
***SIGN*** Silence
**[11:24] ---**
Silence...
**[11:25] ---**
See, I was talking to myself...
**[11:31] ---**
All right, we're out of time.
**[11:32] ---**
I guess 22 skits in 15 minutes is impossible.
**[11:36] ---**
Don't make a scapegoat out of me!
**[11:42] ---**
Th-Th-Th-Th-Th...
**[11:45] ---**
This is...
***SIGN*** Natsumi's After School Secret
**[11:47] ---**
This is...!
**[11:52] ---**
Giroro: Show Me, Sir!
**[11:57] ---**
Hey, Keroro!
***SIGN*** Natsumi's After School Secret
**[11:59] ---**
This DVD was on the ground
in front of my tent!
**[12:04] ---**
What's wrong, Keroro?
**[12:06] ---**
I should've known.
**[12:08] ---**
22 gerogero skits in 15 minutes...
**[12:11] ---**
...was unrealistic.
**[12:13] ---**
Well, yeah.
**[12:15] ---**
So, shall we spend the last 15 minutes
doing more gerogero?
**[12:20] ---**
No, wait! This DVD...
***SIGN*** Congratulations
Extended
15 Minutes of Gerogero!!
**[12:24] ---**
Aside from one viewing area,
**[12:25] ---**
we're going to change the program
**[12:26] ---**
and extend 15 Minutes of Gerogero!
**[12:29] ---**
A-Are you serious?!
***SIGN*** Skit 15
**[12:31] ---**
Keroro: Invade with Tweeting, Sir!
***SIGN*** Tweet
**[12:35] ---**
Apparently, tweeting is a really
popular thing these days.
**[12:40] ---**
I think I'll give it a shot.
***SIGN*** Gundam models now
**[12:44] ---**
Gundam models now...
***SIGN*** Cleaning punishment now
**[12:46] ---**
Cleaning punishment now...
***SIGN*** Regular Invasion Meeting
***SIGN*** Invasion meeting now...
**[12:49] ---**
Invasion meeting now...
***SIGN*** Instant dumplings now.
**[12:53] ---**
Instant dumplings now...
**[12:56] ---**
This is actually pretty fun.
**[12:59] ---**
Beginning wonderful invasion plan...
**[13:02] ---**
...now!
**[13:05] ---**
Gero?
**[13:06] ---**
I won't let you do it!
**[13:09] ---**
Gero!
**[13:12] ---**
H-How did you know?
**[13:15] ---**
You tweeted it, right?
***SIGN*** Beginning invasion plan... now!
***SIGN*** Skit 16
**[13:20] ---**
Giroro: The Invasion Begins at 18:30 on Sunday, Sir!
**[13:29] ---**
Would you like to join us, Giro-chan?
**[13:31] ---**
The neighbor gave us
**[13:33] ---**
some delicious chestnut sweet bean jelly.
**[13:36] ---**
I'm an invader.
**[13:38] ---**
What are you talking about, Giroro?
***SIGN*** Cozy
**[13:40] ---**
If you don't like chestnuts, there's
delicious potato sweet bean jelly, too.
***SIGN*** Leisurely
**[13:44] ---**
I want the potato sweet bean jelly, too!
**[13:48] ---**
Come on, you two.
**[13:50] ---**
Have either the chestnut or
the potato, but not both.
**[13:51] ---**
What the heck kind of mood is this?
**[13:55] ---**
And that's what happened last night.
***SIGN*** Regular Invasion Meeting
**[13:58] ---**
Now that you mention it,
at the Nishizawa house, too...
**[14:01] ---**
Paul, Momocchi, Dad-san, and even Mom-san
**[14:05] ---**
were all relaxing together.
**[14:08] ---**
But what would make them get
all comfy-cozy with each other?
**[14:12] ---**
Lady Natsumi chewed me out
as usual this morning.
**[14:18] ---**
*Jelly Ear-san* could be the cause.
**[14:22] ---**
*Jelly Ear-san*?
**[14:23] ---**
*Jelly Ear-san*
**[14:25] ---**
is the popular, long-running anime
**[14:27] ---**
on Inner-Tokyo TV on Sunday evenings at 6:30.
***SIGN*** Heartwarming Leisurely Jelly Ear-san
**[14:31] ---**
It has a 35% ratings share!
**[14:34] ---**
Then that works out to one out of every
three Japanese people watching it!
***SIGN*** Regular Invasion Meeting
**[14:39] ---**
When you watch this show,
**[14:40] ---**
you realize it's the end of
the weekend and get depressed.
***SIGN*** Depression
**[14:43] ---**
They even call it Jelly Ear-san Syndrome.
***SIGN*** Jelly Ear-san Syndrome
***SIGN*** Sunday
***SIGN*** Leisurely
***SIGN*** Cozy
**[14:48] ---**
If a third of the population
***SIGN*** Leisurely
***SIGN*** Leisurely
**[14:50] ---**
is cozied up before the TV,
***SIGN*** Cozy
***SIGN*** Leisurely
***SIGN*** Cozy
**[14:53] ---**
wouldn't it be easy to launch an
attack and invade during that time?!
**[15:00] ---**
Next Sunday at 18:30!
**[15:02] ---**
We're going to launch an all-out attack
**[15:04] ---**
and conquer this country!
**[15:06] ---**
And so, the day of the decisive battle came.
**[15:11] ---**
Wh-What's going on here?
**[15:14] ---**
It's one hour before we enact my plan,
**[15:17] ---**
but nobody else is here!
**[15:19] ---**
Hey! Keroro!
***SIGN*** Convulsed with Laughter
**[15:21] ---**
Yamadian, please take away all his cushions.
**[15:28] ---**
For some reason, whenever I see this show,
**[15:30] ---**
I get depressed, knowing
it's the end of the weekend,
***SIGN*** Convulsed with Laughter
***SIGN*** Depression
**[15:34] ---**
and just lose all my enthusiasm...
**[15:37] ---**
There's a program like that
even for the rest of the universe!
***SIGN*** Skit 17
**[15:40] ---**
Comic Book: Keroro Platoon
War Chronicle, Sir!
**[15:44] [SONG] ---**
Impossible...
**[15:46] ---**
"Comic Book: Keroro Platoon War Chronicle?"
**[15:48] ---**
Yeah.
**[15:49] ---**
It's a comic book about the
Keroro Platoon 20 years from now.
***SIGN*** Comic Book: Keroro Platoon War Chronicle TV anime version now in the works
**[15:53] ---**
It's apparently really popular
among Keronians right now.
**[15:58] ---**
B-Based on us 20 years from now?!
**[16:06] ---**
I've got a thick mustache!
***SIGN*** Skit 18
**[16:09] ---**
Momoka: Project T Revenge, Sir!
**[16:15] ---**
This time, I've nailed the route
Fuyuki-kun takes to school!
**[16:22] ---**
I'm going to try this once more!
**[16:26] ---**
I'll be late! I'll be late!
**[16:34] ---**
I did it this time!
**[16:36] ---**
However...
**[16:38] ---**
I'm going to introduce our new student.
**[16:40] ---**
Gero gero gero gero!
**[16:42] ---**
I'm the new kid!
**[16:48] ---**
Oh, no!
**[16:49] ---**
In this situation, it's meaningless unless
she collides with the new student!
***SIGN*** Hallelujah After the Rain
***SIGN*** Skit 19
**[16:53] ---**
Tamama: Breaking Voice, Sir!
**[16:57] ---**
I have come to visit you, Mr. Sergeant!
**[17:00] ---**
Gero?
**[17:01] ---**
Private 2nd Class Tamama, what's with the voice?
**[17:03] ---**
It's been like this ever since this morning.
**[17:07] ---**
That's something worth celebrating.
**[17:10] ---**
Your voice has broken at last,
Private 2nd Class Tamama.
**[17:13] ---**
You've joined the club of adults.
**[17:16] ---**
G-Gero?
**[17:18] ---**
My voice, too?
**[17:21] ---**
Hey, Kero-chan...
**[17:22] ---**
Our voices have been weird
since this morning...
**[17:24] ---**
What's this about?
**[17:27] ---**
This is terrible, Sarge!
**[17:28] ---**
I don't want this cool guy voice!
**[17:32] ---**
Lady Mom and Master Fuyuki, too?
**[17:36] ---**
Today on *623 Radio,*
**[17:38] ---**
we've got Natchi-san from
Inner-Tokyo on the phone.
**[17:42] ---**
It's a thrill getting
to talk to you, 623-san!
**[17:46] ---**
Even Natchi's got the cool guy voice!
**[17:49] ---**
I-It seems your voice hasn't broken,
after all. It's a space cold.
***SIGN*** Space Cold
Andromeda W Type
**[17:53] ---**
Andromeda W type.
**[17:58] ---**
Why am I the only one who's
got Centaurus B type?!
***SIGN*** Space Cold Centaurus B Type
***SIGN*** Skit 20
**[18:02] ---**
The Narrator's Day Off, Sir!
**[18:05] ---**
The rare day off.
**[18:07] ---**
You can refresh yourself from
the week's stress and relax.
**[18:09] ---**
It's nice, right?
**[18:11] ---**
But I've got it rough.
**[18:13] ---**
They call it "occupational disease."
**[18:17] ---**
I find myself narrating when
I'm walking through town,
**[18:20] ---**
or being mistaken for a weirdo.
**[18:23] ---**
But the toughest part...
**[18:30] ---**
...is walking alone at night.
***SIGN*** Skit 21
**[18:34] ---**
Koyuki and Kululu: I Made It, Sir!
**[18:39] ---**
Natsumi-san! I grew these vegetables!
***SIGN*** I Made These
Azumaya Koyuki
**[18:43] ---**
Please eat them!
**[18:46] ---**
Knowing where they came from
gives me peace of mind.
**[18:52] ---**
In that case, I'll do it, too!
***SIGN*** Kululu Curry Mild
***SIGN*** I Made This
Kululu
**[18:56] ---**
For some reason... I don't want to eat that.
***SIGN*** Skit 22
**[18:59] ---**
Natsumi's After School Secret, Sir!
**[19:03] ---**
Th-This is...
**[19:06] ---**
Welcome home, Master!
**[19:09] ---**
Virtual footage made with CG...
**[19:12] ---**
Or... me?
**[19:16] ---**
This isn't the real Natsumi.
**[19:18] ---**
What?!
**[19:19] ---**
Why would you say that?
**[19:21] ---**
Still, it looks so realistic!
**[19:24] ---**
Oh, you!
**[19:26] ---**
Only today...
**[19:30] ---**
It looks like the real thing!
***SIGN*** Natsumi's After School Secret
***SIGN*** I Made It
Kululu
**[19:34] ---**
I made it.
***SIGN*** The End
**[19:42] ---**
It's over!
**[19:44] ---**
We did it!
**[19:46] ---**
We pumped out 22 skits...
**[19:49] ---**
Good work.
**[19:50] ---**
But you've got time left over...
**[19:53] ---**
Gero?! Seriously?!
**[19:54] ---**
Wh-What do we do now, Keroro?
**[19:56] ---**
Wanna do one more?
**[19:58] ---**
I'm out of ideas.
**[20:01] ---**
Or, like, final encore?
**[20:03] ---**
In that case,
**[20:05] ---**
how about from the original plan,
"The Making of *Natsumi's After School Secret?*"
**[20:08] ---**
Just kidding.
***SIGN*** I Made It
**[20:09] ---**
Do you really want to see it?
**[20:13] ---**
Well, I will meditate upon
coming up with a joke!
**[20:16] ---**
Nin!
**[20:19] ---**
Okay, until Dororo comes up with something,
**[20:21] ---**
let's all fill the time one way or another.
**[20:24] ---**
Okay, everyone! Eyes up front!
**[20:27] ---**
There you go!
**[20:28] ---**
There we go, what?
**[20:31] ---**
Are you implying that we should ad-lib
without worrying about our mouths not matching up?
**[20:35] ---**
Are you sure it's okay to do this?
**[20:37] ---**
Okay, I'll pitch in, too.
**[20:41] ---**
Or, like, unique secret?
**[20:43] ---**
I don't wanna hear anything
outta you, stupidface!
**[20:45] ---**
Okay, okay...
**[20:46] ---**
Giroro, don't you have
anything interesting to say?
**[20:49] ---**
W-Well, I do have a poem...
**[20:52] ---**
Are you serious?
**[20:53] ---**
I'm surprised you would volunteer a poem.
**[20:56] ---**
Wh-What the heck?
**[20:58] ---**
I just said it because I
don't have any other ideas...
**[20:59] ---**
Do you really write that many poems?
**[21:03] ---**
Like I figured... we're not
gonna be able to fill up the time...
**[21:06] ---**
I can go on.
**[21:09] ---**
My legs have fallen asleep...
**[21:12] ---**
Or, like, patience limit?
**[21:14] ---**
This is really getting awkward...
**[21:17] ---**
Doroboat-senpai is taking too long!
**[21:21] ---**
Commander-dono!
**[21:22] ---**
I did it!
**[21:23] ---**
Oh, Dororo-tan! We've been waiting on you!
**[21:26] ---**
The 23rd out of 22 skits, if you please!
***SIGN*** Joke
**[21:30] ---**
All right, a joke with all my might!
***SIGN*** Skit 23
**[21:32] ---**
Dororo, the Enthusiastic Ninja Teacher, Sir!
**[21:36] ---**
Somewhere long, long ago,
**[21:38] ---**
there was a strong, cool
**[21:40] ---**
ninja teacher who could create a storm.
**[21:43] ---**
All right! The teacher's name...
***SIGN*** Out of Time
**[21:46] ---**
We're out of time.
**[21:47] ---**
So mean!
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Ume!
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Plums!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choko!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choccies!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gumi!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gummies!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Tsukemono!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Pickles!
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Stick it on. Stick it on.
Stick it on. Stick it on.
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Forward march,
and carry all of this stuff, as well.
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Heppoko heppiri hacchira
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Iessaa
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
Sumanai koto suru na yo
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Watch out for the
village of swindlers and cheats.
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Yamashi no sato abunai
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Go, go, to the edges of the land.
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Yuke yuke chi no hate e
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
A first-in-history feat of speed.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
You can master it, sir.
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Train for it in the afternoon.
(Nooo, not in the morning.)
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
She's stuck on me!
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuichatta
***SIGN*** The path of poems wasn't built in a day
***SIGN*** One poem a day Dedicated to poems The path of poems wasn't built in a day
**[23:22] ---**
Sergeant Keroro here!
**[23:24] ---**
In the darkness, you don't know what's in it.
**[23:27] ---**
I'm talking about Pekopon-style
dark hot pot, where everyone contributes.
**[23:30] ---**
Compared to Keronian-style dark hot pot,
**[23:31] ---**
it's like playing house.
**[23:34] ---**
That aside,
**[23:35] ---**
how about doing dark hot pot tonight?
**[23:38] ---**
"Nabebe: The Dark Hot Pot Master, Sir!"
**[23:41] ---**
"Natsumi: 623's True Identity, Sir!"
**[23:44] ---**
These two stories! How's that?
**[23:47] ---**
Ge-Gero!