E58 - Keroro Invades with Vending Machines, Sir! / Tamama's Awakening! A New Lethal Technique, Sir!

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[00:01] ---
    I have just been fizzily
    struck by an idea, sir!
[00:05] ---
    You haven't even seen
    this guy's true abilities yet.
[00:08] ---
    I envy your strength!
[00:11] ---
    Jealousy!
[00:12] ---
    It's mine!
[00:14] ---
    Surely...
[00:17] [SONG] ---
    Here we go!
[00:17] [SONG] ---
    "Sore ike~!!!"
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Sometimes curiosity kills the cat.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Inu demo arukeba bou ni wa ataru
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Sometimes even monkeys fall from trees.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Saru mo ki kara ochiru koto mo aru
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    Even in your field of expertise,
    once in a while,
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    Tokui-bunya demo tama ni wa
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    You're bound to mess up.
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    Shippai suru koto mo aru deshou
[00:40] [SONG] ---
    For times like that: irresponsibility!
[00:40] [SONG] ---
    Sonna toki ni wa musekinin
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    Not thinking is the surefire way to win.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    Kangaenai no ga hisshou-hou sa
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    You've just gotta say,
    "Wow, today's my lucky day,"
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Tama ni wa yoi koto aru no sa to
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    And make like you did it on purpose.
    That's the key.
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Hiraki-naoru no ga kanjin na no deshou
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Let's do everything and anything!
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Let's just give it a go.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Paatto itcho yarimashou
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    The truth is, everyone's irresponsible.
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    Jitsu wa minasan musekinin
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    It's more fun when you're brainless.
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    Atama karappo no hou ga tanoshii no sa
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Let's do everything and anything!
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Let's just give it a go.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Paatto itcho yarimashou
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    They keep saying
    Japanese people are depressing.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Nihonjin wa kurai ne to
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Isn't it time we did something about that?
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Itsumademo iwareteru baai ja nai deshou
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Let's do everything and anything!
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Let's just give it a go.
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Paatto itcho yarimashou
[01:22] [SONG] ---
    And all of that is a relativistic
    anthropological argument, you see.
[01:22] [SONG] ---
    Soshite subete ga soutai-seiriron-teki na
    jinruigakuron de aru wake desu
[01:29] [SONG] ---
    Let's do everything and anything!
[01:29] [SONG] ---
    Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
[01:40] [SONG] ---
    Good job!
[01:40] [SONG] ---
    "Gokurousan!!!"
[01:46] ---
    Though it is May, the sun is already
    beating down like early summer.
[01:51] ---
    I'm so thirsty...
[01:58] ---
    That's...
[01:58] ---
    ...all mine!
SIGN    Time of Supreme Bliss
[02:04] ---
    I feel alive again!
[02:05] ---
    You'd never survive
    without vending machines, Sis.
[02:08] ---
    Of course not!
SIGN    Chilled
[02:10] ---
    Sometimes, it's the changes in
    what's stocked in the vending machines
[02:12] ---
    that make me feel the
    changing of the seasons.
[02:15] ---
    In this way,
[02:15] ---
    vending machines have become a
    completely routine part of our lives,
[02:18] ---
    but what if an invader were
    to set their sights on that fact?
[02:25] ---
    Keroro Invades with
    Vending Machines, Sir!
[02:30] ---
    Today, the aliens are eagerly
    looking for ways to invade Earth.
SIGN    Potato Chips
[02:35] ---
    No, you cannot!
SIGN    Oh...
[02:36] ---
    These are my snacks.
SIGN    *For starters, take (some kind of) conspicuous action *Gundam models are (preferably) off limits
[02:39] ---
    Man! I had my eyes on it, too!
[02:41] ---
    Be at least a little serious
[02:43] ---
    in coming up with ideas
    for the Pekopon invasion!
[02:45] ---
    Don't be so touchy.
[02:47] ---
    We'll be getting a nice delivery soon.
[02:49] ---
    Uncle!
[02:50] ---
    I'm sorry to have kept you waiting!
SIGN    Goals for May
[02:52] ---
    Ah, Lady Mois!
[02:53] ---
    That was quicker than I expected, ma'am.
[02:55] ---
    Yes. They set up a new
    vending machine on the corner.
SIGN    Sweetened
    Tea
[02:59] ---
    I swear! Delaying the meeting
    for something like this?!
[03:02] ---
    It proves how soft you are!
[03:05] ---
    And what does that make you,
    enjoying that drink?
[03:08] ---
    Have a little consideration for
    the burden I bear as a commander,
[03:11] ---
    even caring about drinks for everyone...
[03:15] ---
    I am sorry, Uncle!
    It was because I ran...
[03:19] ---
    Your mistake for having
    chosen a carbonated drink!
[03:24] ---
    That's it! That's it, Giroro-kun!
[03:26] ---
    Huh?
SIGN    Fizz
SIGN    Fizz
[03:27] ---
    I have just been fizzily
    struck by an idea, sir!
SIGN    Motivation Motivation Motivation...
[03:32] ---
    I can feel Mr. Sergeant's motivation
    really coming through for once!
[03:35] ---
    So? What's this idea that struck you?
[03:38] ---
    Even invaders like us casually
    make use of these vending machines.
[03:43] ---
    That is just how intimately
    connected they are to people's lives.
[03:46] ---
    We absolutely must use them
    for our invasion, sir!
[03:50] ---
    So...
[03:51] ---
    Sergeant Major Kululu,
    I'll be counting on you for this!
SIGN    Snap
[03:53] ---
    Piece of cake.
SIGN    Celebrating! The Completion! Of the Keron Army Vending Machine 01
[04:02] ---
    Here we go!
[04:03] ---
    And so, a new weapon, successfully completed!
[04:07] ---
    What about this is a new weapon?
SIGN    Ordinary...
[04:10] ---
    It looks like nothing more
    than a plain old vending machine.
[04:17] ---
    Testing, testing.
[04:19] ---
    Today is truly an auspicious day!
[04:22] ---
    Drop the stupid greetings!
[04:24] ---
    Hurry up and explain the plan!
[04:27] ---
    You just don't get it, silly.
[04:30] ---
    These steps need to be properly addressed...
SIGN    Subtitles: And now, for an explanation from Sergeant Major Kululu...
[04:37] ---
    In short, this thing is
    just a vending machine.
[04:39] ---
    I can tell that just by looking at it!
[04:41] ---
    However, its security
    countermeasures are flawless.
SIGN    Roooaaarrr
[04:44] ---
    After all, if anyone tries
    to use counterfeit bills,
[04:46] ---
    it's built to deliver a
    one trillion degree fireball.
[04:51] ---
    But that doesn't mean we can
    invade Pekopon with vending machines!
[04:54] ---
    Which is why the key is the product
    we sell using this vending machine.
[04:59] ---
    Basically, we're going to sell
[05:01] ---
    a drink containing the Kerotto March Energy
    that we developed earlier.
[05:06] ---
    Do you all remember?
[05:07] ---
    The city got into big
    trouble because of that.
[05:10] ---
    As they enjoy drinking it,
    they'll grow more and more apathetic.
[05:14] ---
    I see. So we'll take control of
    the Pekoponians in one fell swoop,
SIGN    Take Control
[05:17] ---
    once they grow completely spineless.
SIGN    Evil Conspirators
[05:21] ---
    This is sounding really exciting!
[05:23] ---
    Just one moment!
[05:26] ---
    I cannot possibly approve of
    such a nasty, underhanded plan!
[05:29] ---
    At the very least, try for
    something a little more wholesome,
[05:32] ---
    more principled, more worthwhile,
    and possibly more beneficial...
SIGN    Gloom...
[05:38] ---
    Dororo, we were just getting excited here,
[05:41] ---
    so could you not be such a wet blanket?
[05:43] ---
    Th-This isn't an issue of
    being a wet blanket or anything...
[05:46] ---
    Um, Uncle?
[05:47] ---
    Yes, Lady Mois?
[05:49] ---
    Um, let us say that your deeds here
    become animated on Planet Keron.
[05:54] ---
    Man! Then I'd be idolized by all
    the kiddies in no time at all, huh?
[05:58] ---
    But if your tactics are too mean,
    I think it would ruin your image.
[06:05] ---
    Gero! That would be bad!
    Anything but that!
[06:08] ---
    Guys! We're calling this off!
[06:10] ---
    That is exactly why we should
    compete fair and square on taste!
SIGN    How would you like some juice?
[06:13] ---
    I see!
[06:15] ---
    We'll do honest business and profit honestly!
SIGN    Thank you very much!
[06:16] ---
    If we build up our Pekopon
    invasion fund in this way,
SIGN    One, two, three, four...
SIGN    Popularity Up!!
[06:20] ---
    my image will be spotless, sir!
[06:22] ---
    I don't care one bit about your image,
    but as a tactic, I approve.
[06:26] ---
    Then let us get right to
    developing our products!
[06:28] ---
    Yeah!
[06:31] ---
    Oh? When did this get set up
    right in front of our house?
[06:33] ---
    No one told me about this.
[06:36] ---
    And it's a brand I've never seen before.
[06:38] ---
    Suspicious...
SIGN    Currently running a new product trial sale!!
[06:40] ---
    "Currently running a new product trial sale.
[06:43] ---
    All drinks are 100 yen."
[06:45] ---
    Wow! 100 yen is cheap, right?
[06:48] ---
    Maybe I'll give it a try.
[06:49] ---
    Don't do it! This is totally suspicious!
[07:00] ---
    This is really delicious!
    You should try it, too, Sis.
[07:01] ---
    Yeah! It's a hit!
[07:04] ---
    We poured all our
    blood and sweat and tears...
SIGN    Blood
SIGN    Sweat
SIGN    Tears
SIGN    Youth
[07:06] ---
    ...and our youth into this product!
[07:09] ---
    And to think our customers
    would enjoy it so much!
SIGN    Result of Our Efforts
[07:13] ---
    You're right! This is delicious!
[07:15] ---
    I never thought Natsumi
    would enjoy it so much...
[07:18] ---
    We can do this! We can do this, sir!
SIGN    All right!
[07:20] ---
    We'll grab the hearts of
    the Pekoponians, sir!
[07:24] ---
    Yeah!
SIGN    Space Dekopon
    Fresh!
[07:25] ---
    Uncle!
[07:26] ---
    We have received a delivery of
    space dekopon picked fresh this morning!
[07:30] ---
    Ah! Good work, ma'am!
[07:32] ---
    This was my favorite when I was a child.
[07:35] ---
    "100% Fresh-Squeezed Space Dekopon Juice."
[07:37] ---
    You won't be able to get enough
    of its refreshing flavor.
[07:41] ---
    Mine's the best-selling space drink,
    the "Calpus Omega"!
[07:44] ---
    Made with natural water from
    the 7th Planet of the Toad Nebula.
[07:48] ---
    And a luxurious three-finger pour, at that!
[07:50] ---
    What?! But my family
    always used a one-finger pour!
SIGN    Grind
SIGN    Grind
[07:55] ---
    This is mine!
[07:56] ---
    The "Red Juice" extracted
    wholly and exclusively
[07:58] ---
    from nutritious plants required for combat.
[08:01] ---
    If you're going to drink this with
    a halfhearted attitude, get lost!
[08:06] ---
    Gag! Yuck!
[08:07] ---
    Gimme one more!
SIGN    Elegance
SIGN    Simplicity
[08:10] ---
    Mine is "Soul Tea."
[08:11] ---
    I want to infuse it with true soul,
SIGN    Klonk
[08:13] ---
    so production will be
    limited to 10 cans a day.
[08:16] ---
    Mine is inspired by Uncle.
    "The Little Uncle."
[08:19] ---
    As you'd expect, inside you'll
    find kiwi juice the color of Uncle.
[08:25] ---
    Mine's "Afternoon Mois-mois Tea."
[08:27] ---
    The selling point is the designs on the cans.
[08:28] ---
    There are 1,000 kinds, so it'll take
    determination to get the complete set.
SIGN    Fruit
[08:32] ---
    Thus, their careful crafting
    of their products progressed
SIGN    Sugar Water
[08:36] ---
    and their production
    increased at breakneck speed!
SIGN    Mumble Mumble Mumble...
SIGN    Soul
    Tea
SIGN    Infusing
    Sincerity
[08:42] ---
    By the way, something
    I've gotten hooked onto lately
[08:44] ---
    is a vending machine that can only be found
    in a certain spot in Inner-Tokyo.
SIGN    The Little Uncle
SIGN    Afternoon Mois-mois Tea
[08:47] ---
    It sells awesomely delicious drinks
    that can only be found there.
SIGN    Soul Tea
SIGN    The Shocking 3-Finger Pour
[08:51] ---
    I'd hate for it to sell out, though,
    so I can't tell you where it is.
SIGN    Red Juice
SIGN    Dekopon
[08:54] ---
    This is it, right? The vending machine
    623 mentioned on the radio?
[08:57] ---
    This Dekopon drink is really delicious!
[09:00] ---
    The Calpus Omega is so concentrated!
[09:02] ---
    It kills me how disgusting the
    Red Juice is, but it's addictive!
[09:05] ---
    The Little Uncle is a
    weird name, but it's delicious.
[09:09] ---
    Soul Tea is so soothing, somehow.
[09:12] ---
    Aiming for the complete collection
    of empty Mois-mois Tea cans!
[09:14] ---
    But just how many of them are there?
[09:17] ---
    Unexpectedly, their products
    became beloved by the people.
[09:21] ---
    And they became a record-breaking hit!
SIGN    Record-Breaking Hit
[09:25] ---
    Yay! We've made a killing!
[09:26] ---
    All right! Let's go procure
    weapons immediately!
[09:29] ---
    You nincompoop!
[09:30] ---
    What are you doing, letting measly profit
    like this go to your heads?!
[09:32] ---
    We'll pour this money back into
    improving the vending machine
[09:35] ---
    to lead us to even
    greater profits, sir!
[09:37] ---
    A sound argument, for once.
[09:40] ---
    That is Mr. Sergeant for you!
[09:42] ---
    So, Kululu, go upgrade the vending machine!
[09:44] ---
    Roger.
[09:46] ---
    The rest of you, work hard on
    producing more drinks, sir!
[09:48] ---
    Roger!
[09:50] ---
    But we don't have enough ingredients.
[09:52] ---
    Or, like, resource decline?
[09:54] ---
    Then increase production, even if
    we have to water the drinks down!
SIGN    Hee hee hee hee...
[09:57] ---
    Oh, you know,
    even with a small drop in quality,
[10:00] ---
    with our current popularity,
    it'll be no problem!
SIGN    Gerogerogero... Tamatamatama... Girogirogiro... Kulukulukulu...
[10:08] ---
    I cannot go along with this any further.
[10:13] ---
    Complete!
SIGN    New Keroro Platoon Vending Machine Model
[10:15] ---
    It's the new model vending
    machine, Version Ka-2.
[10:18] ---
    What's different about it?
[10:21] ---
    This new vending machine
    is a fine contraption
[10:24] ---
    that can sell any product,
     no matter what.
SIGN    Plummeting
     Stock
    Prices
[10:26] ---
    Our economic domination of Pekopon
SIGN    The
    Money
    Game
SIGN    Deficit-Covering
    Government Bonds
SIGN    No More Unlimited Deposit Insurance
[10:27] ---
    will begin with this single unit, sir.
SIGN    Rising Yen Prices
SIGN    Deficit-Covering
    Government Bonds
    
    
    
    Financial Collapse
[10:29] ---
    Okay, Sergeant Major Kululu!
[10:31] ---
    You got it.
[10:32] ---
    Click!
[10:39] ---
    Transformation complete!
[10:41] ---
    Welcome. How would
    you like a delicious drink?
[10:44] ---
    So it's basically a vending machine robot?
[10:46] ---
    I see. So the plan is to
    aggressively take the offensive.
[10:49] ---
    You haven't even seen
    this thing's true abilities yet.
[10:52] ---
    Click!
[10:54] ---
    Ooh!
[10:55] ---
    Sir, you're thirsty, right?
[10:58] ---
    Gero?
[10:59] ---
    No, I'm not really...
[11:01] ---
    You are thirsty. Right?!
[11:03] ---
    What?!
[11:08] ---
    Three liters of Red Juice for the customer!
    Please come again!
SIGN    Coin Purse
[11:12] ---
    Coin purse.
[11:14] ---
    Th-This is a bit extreme!
[11:16] ---
    No, this is for the invasion of Pekopon!
[11:18] ---
    This level of force may be necessary!
[11:21] ---
    Oh? You two are thirsty, too?
[11:24] ---
    What?
[11:25] ---
    S-Stop this!
SIGN    Kukukuku...
[11:30] ---
    No one can escape this thing!
[11:34] ---
    Huh?
[11:35] ---
    Fool! Hold it! Hold it!
    You don't have to do it to me!
[11:42] ---
    Truly, greed is ugly. Nin, nin.
[11:46] ---
    You never know. A vending machine like this
[11:47] ---
    might be mixed in among
    the ones in your town, too.
[11:50] ---
    Be careful!
[11:59] ---
    As you all know, this is
    the Nishizawa residence.
[12:01] ---
    And on the edge of its vast grounds...
SIGN    Nishizawa Family Martial Arts Training Compound
[12:04] ---
    The Nishizawa Family
    Martial Arts Training Compound.
[12:06] ---
    Here is one young man aspiring to become
[12:09] ---
    the best martial artist in the universe.
SIGN    That Woman
[12:15] ---
    It is Private 2nd Class Tamama
    of the Keroro Platoon.
SIGN    Private 2nd Class Tamama
[12:21] ---
    Tamama's Awakening!
    A New Lethal Technique, Sir!
[12:29] ---
    Tamama Impact!
SIGN    That Woman
SIGN    Crack
[12:37] ---
    In peak condition today, as always.
SIGN    NP Temple
[12:41] ---
    Impressive, Tama-chan.
[12:43] ---
    Yet again, you seem to have
    improved your skills considerably.
[12:46] ---
    Oh, please, that's so true.
[12:48] ---
    However...
[12:49] ---
    ...whether your techniques will be
    effective in real combat or not
[12:52] ---
    is an entirely different matter.
[12:54] ---
    Grr!
[12:55] ---
    Then, Paul, I challenge you to a match!
[12:58] ---
    If you consider my humble self worthy.
[13:00] ---
    Though I'm sure it'll be settled easily,
    like twisting a baby's arm.
[13:06] ---
    Please do go easy on me.
[13:11] ---
    Here comes Tamama!
[13:19] ---
    Just what I would expect of you,
    Master Tamama. Splendid speed!
[13:23] ---
    It should not be like this.
[13:25] ---
    In that case...
[13:30] ---
    Tamama Impact!
[13:36] ---
    H-He dodged it!
[13:38] ---
    Where in the world did Paul go?!
[13:41] ---
    Ah-ah.
[13:43] ---
    One false move,
    and your neck will be broken.
[13:47] ---
    It seems the match is over.
[13:50] ---
    You slipped up, Paul!
[13:52] ---
    Curse yourself for not
    delivering the final blow!
[13:55] ---
    Surely...
[13:58] ---
    Surely, I never expected you to
    speak like such a grumbling loser.
[14:05] ---
    Tama-chan!
[14:08] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[14:10] ---
    What in the world is wrong?
[14:12] ---
    The truth is, this and this
    and so on and so forth!
[14:15] ---
    I'm so humiliated and angry!
[14:17] ---
    Is that so?
[14:20] ---
    Mr. Sergeant?
[14:22] ---
    Private 2nd Class Tamama, come with me.
SIGN    Perseverance
[14:25] ---
    The lethal technique that Master Paul
    defeated. Try it on me, sir.
[14:29] ---
    What? Are you sure?
[14:31] ---
    Why did you lose to Master Paul?
[14:33] ---
    If we don't investigate the cause,
[14:35] ---
    we won't be able to come up
    with a way to counter it.
[14:37] ---
    I see.
[14:40] ---
    Tamama Impact!
[14:44] ---
    Even you easily dodged it!
[14:47] ---
    What is going on here?
[14:49] ---
    The trajectory of the
    Tamama Impact is a straight line!
SIGN    Trajectory
    Straight Line
[14:52] ---
    If I just watch the movement
    of your mouth carefully
[14:54] ---
    and gauge the direction
    and timing of your firing,
[14:57] ---
    dodging it is as easy as can be, sir.
[15:01] ---
    I had no idea...
[15:03] ---
    Private 2nd Class Tamama,
    take this opportunity to show me
[15:07] ---
    the full extent of your abilities, sir.
SIGN    That Woman
SIGN    Paul
SIGN    Millet Dumplings Are
[15:11] ---
    Millet dumplings are...
SIGN    Okayama Fist
[15:13] ---
    ...Okayama Fist!
[15:17] ---
    Eye Beams!
[15:19] ---
    Tamama Chop!
[15:20] ---
    Tamama Kick!
SIGN    Jealousy
[15:29] ---
    Jealousy!
[15:31] ---
    Paul! I am jealous of you!
SIGN    Grind grind grind grind...
[15:34] ---
    I envy your strength!
SIGN    Me, too. I envy you. I begrudge you. You get everything. Lucky you. I'm jealous.
[15:40] ---
    Jealousy Ball!
[15:48] ---
    What do you think, Mr. Sergeant?
[15:52] ---
    I'm sorry, Private 2nd Class Tamama, but...
[15:54] ---
    What?
[15:55] ---
    With your current abilities,
    you are a long way from beating Paul.
[15:59] ---
    N-No!
SIGN    Perseverance
[16:04] ---
    No...
[16:05] ---
    I'm so humiliated and angry.
[16:08] ---
    I do not ever, ever want to give up!
[16:13] ---
    That's exactly right,
    Private 2nd Class Tamama.
[16:15] ---
    Mr. Sergeant...
[16:16] ---
    Whether you end up giving up here
    or not will make the difference
[16:19] ---
    between perfecting your
    martial arts or not, sir.
[16:23] ---
    If you cannot win as you are now,
[16:25] ---
    you must merely surpass your current self!
[16:28] ---
    That was precisely the position
    I was in back then, sir...
[16:32] ---
    Defeated in the Sergeant Martial Arts
    Tournament Kero 1 Grand Prix finals,
[16:37] ---
    I secluded myself in the mountains to
    devote my time to training, sir.
[16:37] ---
    Hustle! Hustle! Hustle! Hustle!
[16:40] ---
    However, I, too, was a normal boy.
[16:44] ---
    I wanted to build Gundam models
    and read manga.
[16:46] ---
    My heart was constantly torn
    in a thousand different directions.
[16:49] ---
    In order to quell my desire to
    abandon my training and go home,
[16:52] ---
    I shaved off just one of
    my eyebrows, sir.
[16:56] ---
    Gero?
[16:57] ---
    I couldn't even go back to town
    looking as indecent as this.
[17:01] ---
    I must do nothing but train
    until it grows back again!
SIGN    Take that
[17:05] ---
    And I was victorious, sir.
[17:08] ---
    Wh-What an inspirational story!
[17:11] ---
    Private 2nd Class Tamama,
[17:12] ---
    do you have the resolve to
    endure the trials I put you through?!
[17:15] ---
    Yes, Mr. Sergeant!
[17:17] ---
    If it's to bring down Paul, I will
    endure any kind of special training!
[17:22] ---
    You're sure?
[17:23] ---
    Yes!
[17:26] ---
    And so, the special training began!
[17:32] ---
    Special Training, Part 1.
[17:33] ---
    Cleaning.
[17:40] ---
    Special Training, Part 2.
[17:42] ---
    Dishes.
[17:44] ---
    Special Training, Part 3.
[17:46] ---
    Laundry.
[17:53] ---
    Hey, now, don't use so much
     fabric softener!
[17:58] ---
    I'm the one who'll get
    chewed out for it, you know!
[18:00] ---
    Mr. Sergeant, could it be that
    you are lying about the special training
[18:05] ---
    and are just exploiting me?
[18:07] ---
    Giku!
[18:08] ---
    Hey, you! You think I would resort
    to such cheap tactics?!
SIGN    Slip
SIGN    Splash
[18:14] ---
    Gero!
[18:15] ---
    H-Hurry up and turn it off, sir.
[18:18] ---
    Please wait, Mr. Sergeant.
[18:20] ---
    Watching this washing machine, somehow...
[18:22] ---
    ...I feel like there's a clue
    for a lethal technique here!
[18:25] ---
    M-My Zock!
[18:31] ---
    I have an idea!
[18:33] ---
    To test Tamama's new technique...
[18:36] ---
    Dororo, please serve as his
    sparring partner, sir.
[18:39] ---
    I have heard your story.
[18:41] ---
    I would be only too glad if
    I can help Master Tamama.
[18:43] ---
    Then, begin!
[18:46] ---
    Hyper Spin Tamama Impact!
[18:49] ---
    Spinning?!
[18:56] ---
    H-He dodged them!
[18:59] ---
    So, in order to keep me from
    discerning when you are about to fire,
[19:03] ---
    you incorporated a high velocity spin.
[19:06] ---
    Regrettably, to my eyes,
[19:09] ---
    the movement of your
    mouth is clearly visible,
[19:11] ---
    regardless of your high velocity spin.
[19:14] ---
    In all likelihood,
[19:15] ---
    Master Paul's kinetic visual acuity
    is on par with my own.
[19:18] ---
    In other words, everything
    I have done was for nothing.
[19:22] ---
    Private 2nd Class Tamama.
[19:23] ---
    You are wrong about that, sir.
[19:25] ---
    Your efforts will surely bear
    fruit someday, sir.
[19:29] ---
    M-Mr. Sergeant!
[19:31] ---
    I will put my faith in what you just said
[19:33] ---
    and win against Paul, no matter what!
[19:36] ---
    Well, with that said,
    time for a little break.
[19:39] ---
    Oh, yes!
[19:40] ---
    A tea break with Lady Mois over some
    Afternoon Mois-mois Tea, sir.
[19:44] ---
    Lovey-dovey for Uncle...
SIGN    That woman! You are so hateful! All of you! No fair! Envious! So lucky!
[19:49] ---
    Tamama?
[19:50] ---
    Mr. Sergeant, you jerk!
SIGN    Jerk
[19:54] ---
    What?!
[19:59] ---
    Th-This is...
[20:08] ---
    Dororo, sir?
[20:11] ---
    Congratulations, Tamama.
[20:14] ---
    It's the birth of... a new lethal technique.
[20:19] ---
    A new... lethal technique?
[20:22] ---
    Tamama's new lethal technique
    came about accidentally.
[20:25] ---
    What could its true nature possibly be?!
[20:30] ---
    And once again, the fateful matchup.
[20:35] ---
    Here I come, Paul!
[20:37] ---
    I shall bear witness to the so-called fruits
    of your special training.
[20:41] ---
    What?! What?!
[20:42] ---
    What am I doing here?!
[20:45] ---
    En garde!
[20:47] ---
    Hyper Spin Tamama Impact!
[20:50] ---
    Spinning? He certainly gave it some thought.
[20:52] ---
    However,
[20:53] ---
    I cannot have you underestimating
    my kinetic visual acuity!
[20:57] ---
    As I had thought!
[21:00] ---
    Now!
[21:01] ---
    Mr. Sergent, you jerk!
SIGN    Jerk
[21:10] ---
    You have hit the wrong target.
[21:13] ---
    Paul! Behind you!
[21:16] ---
    Allow me to explain!
[21:17] ---
    The trajectory was a straight line!
[21:18] ---
    In order to overcome that weakness,
[21:20] ---
    Tamama added elements of the
    Jealousy Ball to his Tamama Impact,
[21:23] ---
    and furthermore, twisted his own spirit!
[21:27] ---
    What the...?
[21:30] ---
    Born of his love and hatred
    for Sergeant Keroro,
[21:32] ---
    it was truly a miracle of twisted spirit.
[21:34] ---
    And it could not be executed
    without the sacrifice of Sergeant Keroro.
[21:37] ---
    A frightful lethal technique!
[21:40] ---
    In order to win this fight,
[21:42] ---
    I have further cultivated
    my already-twisted spirit!
[21:46] ---
    I won't let you get away, Paul!
[21:48] ---
    Uncle!
[21:52] ---
    Uncle, please hang in there!
[22:01] ---
    Jealousy!
[22:07] ---
    In the end, as a result of
    twisting round and round,
[22:10] ---
    it seems to have become, not a lethal technique,
    but a self-destruct one.
[22:14] ---
    Your hard work's much depreciated!
[22:17] ---
    Master Tamama is formidable.
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    Invaders!
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    Shinryakusha!!
[22:34] [SONG] ---
    Invaders!
[22:34] [SONG] ---
    Shinryakusha!!
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    Please give me love.
     Give me lots, lots more.
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    Ai o kudasai motto motto kudasai
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    Come on, it's not like
    you'll have less of it.
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    Ii ja nai no heru mon ja aru mai shi
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    I want to live my life for you,
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    Anata no tame ni ikite ikitai
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    As long as you'll let me live
    in the lap of luxury.
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Zeitaku sasete kureru nara
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    DO YA DO! What comes next in the dream?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    DO YA DO Yume no tsuzuki
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    DO YA DO! Let me see what happens.
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    DO YA DO Misasete yo ne
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    I'll give it my darnedest best and do it,
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    Ganbari-makutte yattaru de
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    But even then, I'll take a break
    once in a while.
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    Sondemo tama ni wa hito-yasumi
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    How's that? How's that? How's that?
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    Dosu ka? Dosu ka? Dosu ka?
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    How about something like this?
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Konnan de dossu ka?
[23:05] [SONG] ---
    When you're in that
    critically desperate situation,
[23:05] [SONG] ---
    Zettai no zetsumei no pinchi wa
[23:08] [SONG] ---
    Shake your hips and fake it!
     Dancing, dancing!
[23:08] [SONG] ---
    Koshi futte gomakase danshin danshin!
[23:12] [SONG] ---
    I want love and courage,
    and to be popular! (I want it...)
[23:12] [SONG] ---
    Ai to yuuki to ninki hoshii yo~ (Hoshii~)
[23:19] [SONG] ---
    I'll do it with spirit and guts!
[23:19] [SONG] ---
    Konjou to kiai de yarimasu
[23:23] [SONG] ---
    For crabbiness, drink milk for calcium!
[23:23] [SONG] ---
    Ira-ira ni wa gyuunyuu de karushiumu!
[23:27] [SONG] ---
    If things don't go well,
[23:27] [SONG] ---
    Umaku ikanai nara
[23:31] [SONG] ---
    That's because you are a stupid kid...
[23:31] [SONG] ---
    Sore wa "bouya dakara sa..."
[23:39] [SONG] ---
    Invaders!
[23:39] [SONG] ---
    Shinryakusha!!
[23:52] ---
    Koyuki here.
[23:53] ---
    Unlike the ninja village,
    the city is amazing.
[23:55] ---
    You can buy everything in stores here!
[23:57] ---
    Like even wild boars. You don't
    have to catch them yourself.
[23:59] ---
    They're sold as meat in stores!
[24:00] ---
    Seriously, it's such an easy life.
[24:02] ---
    But on the other hand, they don't
    sell throwing stars and stuff...
[24:05] ---
    Never mind that. Next time,
    it's finally making an appearance!
[24:07] ---
    The long-awaited super masterpiece!
[24:09] ---
    "Keroro: Grow Up, Great Castle, Sir!"
[24:13] ---
    "Keroro's Moving Castle, Sir!"
[24:15] ---
    Those two stories.
    How's that?
[24:17] ---
    Ge-Gero!