E18 - Natsumi: Hilarity! Adult Beachside Story, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:32] ---
    Summer.
SIGN    Summer
[01:36] ---
    The oceanson when a
    young girl grows into a woman.
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    The beach! I want to
    go to the beach, sir!
[01:44] ---
    If we don't go now,
    there'll be no other chances.
[01:46] ---
    The goal is the ocean.
SIGN    Ocean
[01:47] ---
    Let's go to the ocean.
SIGN    Ocean
SIGN    Ocean ocean ocean ocean...
[01:49] ---
    The ocean. Ocean, ocean, ocean...
[01:52] ---
    I didn't know you loved
    the ocean so much.
[01:55] ---
    That's not a bad idea.
     I wanna go myself.
[01:58] ---
    Yeah, Sis! You know how it is!
[02:00] ---
    You are the Venus of the Summer.
[02:03] ---
    It's unusual to see you two
     agreeing on anything.
[02:05] ---
    What better way to
    enjoy our summer vacation?
[02:08] ---
    Besides, there's nothing else to do.
[02:09] ---
    Right?
SIGN    Ocean
[02:10] ---
    Seaside paradise!
[02:12] ---
    Then it's decided.
[02:14] ---
    Out of the question.
[02:16] ---
    W-We can't?
SIGN    NO
[02:18] ---
    I can't let you kids go to the beach
    alone with an alien.
[02:22] ---
    I'm working tomorrow.
    Any other day would be okay.
[02:27] ---
    No... That just won't do...
[02:30] ---
    It has to be tomorrow... at that place.
[02:34] ---
    All my plans will be ruined...
[02:39] ---
    You seem to be in trouble, boss.
[02:42] ---
    In hopeless despair, to be exact.
[02:46] ---
    When did you build an elevator?
[02:48] ---
    I know how to solve your problem.
[02:51] ---
    All you need to do is use
    this new and improved
[02:53] ---
    "Climb the stairs to adulthood" Gun!
[03:02] ---
    And as a result...
[03:04] ---
    Beach time!
SIGN    Hicksville
SIGN    Seething
[03:15] ---
    Natsumi: Hilarity!
     Adult Beachside Story, Sir!
SIGN    Welcome to Hicksville Beach Park Hicksville Beach Park 200m
[03:25] ---
    Wow...
[03:27] ---
    This feels great.
[03:28] ---
    Or, like, seaside visit?
SIGN    Hick Bus Hicksville Beach Bus Stop Bus Schedule
[03:30] ---
    Hicksville Beach...
    Sergeant, I didn't think you'd know
[03:33] ---
    about a small beach like this one
    way out in the countryside.
[03:38] ---
    I don't have any deceitful motives.
[03:41] ---
    It would be for your own good
    if you stopped being so inquisitive.
[03:45] ---
    For an obscure place, it sure is crowded.
SIGN    Goldfish
[03:48] ---
    Are your anti-barriers working?
[03:51] ---
    No need to worry, sir.
[03:52] ---
    We've already made sure
    they're working perfectly.
[03:55] ---
    There's absolutely no way
    the Pekoponians here,
[03:56] ---
    except for you and your sister,
    would be able to...
[04:03] ---
    ...s-see us, sir.
[04:04] ---
    I... I guess you're right.
SIGN    Calpis
[04:07] ---
    C'mon, Sis, let's go.
[04:09] ---
    Why don't you pipe down?
[04:11] ---
    Stop rushing me.
    Mom's clothes are too tight,
[04:14] ---
    and it's hard to move around.
SIGN    Entrance
[04:16] ---
    Natsumi-san, you look so grown up.
[04:18] ---
    Well, of course.
    I'm all grown up now, brown cow.
[04:22] ---
    An old fogy's joke...
[04:24] ---
    W-What the heck
    did I just do, kangaroo?
[04:28] ---
    M-My mouth is doing it by itself!
[04:29] ---
    Grin...
[04:33] ---
    Just stop.
[04:34] ---
    How can I? I would if I could,
    knock on wood!
[04:39] ---
    When Lady Natsumi became older,
[04:41] ---
    even her jokes became old, sir.
[04:43] ---
    I didn't make any jokes before,
    close the door!
[04:47] ---
    This is all due to this contraption.
SIGN    Yesterday at the Hinata Household
[04:49] ---
    It happened the day before.
[04:56] ---
    Th-Th-This is...
[04:59] ---
    ...bananas!
[05:01] ---
    Oh...
[05:03] ---
    This... might... actually... work...
[05:09] ---
    I give you my permission.
[05:11] ---
    You've got a Lady Mom-approved
    appearance.
[05:14] ---
    That's not the point.
[05:15] ---
    Why do I have to talk
    like this, praying mantis?
[05:17] ---
    Well, I guess that's all part
    of growing up.
[05:20] ---
    I can't believe this is happening,
    wedding ring!
[05:26] ---
    Grin...
[05:28] ---
    Oh no... I want all
    this to stop, mountaintop.
[05:31] ---
    She's really getting the hang of it.
[05:33] ---
    I'm actually impressed
    at her speed, sir.
[05:35] ---
    She has developed so quickly!
[05:38] ---
    Why don't you just watch our bags
     so you don't have to talk in public?
[05:43] ---
    What?
SIGN    Entrance
[05:43] ---
    We'll be back soon.
[05:45] ---
    Seaside paradise!
[05:57] ---
    Giroro... Would you be kind enough
    to help me carry all of these, bees knees?
SIGN    Old fogy's gag
[06:06] ---
    That's not the Natsumi I know!
[06:08] ---
    She never says corny jokes like that!
[06:15] ---
    What happened to my
    dream vacation, plantation?
SIGN    We went to the beach. That's Hicksville Beach. - Hinata
[06:24] ---
    They went to Hicksville Beach?
[06:27] ---
    Want to go, too?
[06:29] ---
    There is no rest for those
    guarding the peace of planet Pekopon.
[06:33] ---
    It's not a vacation.
[06:34] ---
    Summer beaches are full of danger,
[06:37] ---
    according to an article
    I recently read in a magazine.
[06:42] ---
    Then let us depart!
[06:50] ---
    I won't let this ruin everything.
    I'm gonna get a suntan, plantain.
[06:54] ---
    We're coming to you live today
    from Hicksville Beach.
[06:58] ---
    It can't be!
[06:58] ---
    We have a very special program
    for you, so stay tuned.
[06:59] ---
    That's actually DJ Mutsumi, brew me!
[07:03] ---
    Now, why don't we start
    the program as always, with a poem.
[07:07] ---
    "Lost and found in the summer...
    The sun setting at the beach..."
[07:10] ---
    Well, hello there.
    You're such a sexy lady.
[07:14] ---
    Are you from Tokyo?
    Just broke up with your boyfriend?
[07:17] ---
    Why don't you say something?
[07:19] ---
    She has a good reason not to speak.
[07:24] ---
    Because of you jerks, I didn't get to hear
    what Mutsumi was saying, spraying!
[07:29] ---
    Whaddya think you're doing?!
[07:31] ---
    Oh, no! Low blow!
[07:46] ---
    If you value your life, get lost.
     You Pekoponian pervert.
[07:56] ---
    Thanks a lot, Gordian knot.
SIGN    Old fogy's gag
[08:00] ---
    That's not the Natsumi I know!
[08:02] ---
    She never says corny jokes like that!
SIGN    Ramen
[08:07] ---
    Okay, okay...
[08:09] ---
    It's time to get down to business.
[08:11] ---
    Huh?
[08:12] ---
    C'mon. Just follow my lead, okay?
[08:15] ---
    Huh?
[08:16] ---
    W-Where the heck are
    you taking me, king bee?
SIGN    Hicksville Village Beach Park Swimsuit Beauty Comedy Duo Contest Reception
[08:21] ---
    He was taking her to
    a Comedy Duo Bikini Contest.
[08:25] ---
    Huh?
[08:26] ---
    Uncle!
[08:28] ---
    Over here!
[08:30] ---
    Hurry up!
[08:31] ---
    Huh?
[08:33] ---
    Yeh'll team up with Lady Mois
    and perform a routine together.
[08:39] ---
    'Course, yeh're aimin'
    fer the top prize.
[08:42] ---
    An' if you win,
     y'can get that fer me!
SIGN    Dangale
SIGN    Prize
[08:47] ---
    A-Assembly kits, cherry pits?
[08:50] ---
    Not just any assembly kits.
     Look closer.
SIGN    Iruma Mobile Machine Mecha Dangale No. 13 1/245 Scale Iruma Model Company
[08:53] ---
    Dangale?
[08:54] ---
    Right. Back when Gundam models
    were flying off the shelves...
SIGN    Dangale
[09:01] ---
    I've got Gundam plastic models.
[09:03] ---
    These seem kinda different...
SIGN    Dangale
[09:04] ---
    Among many knockoffs, there
    was one that stood out from the rest.
[09:10] ---
    That was...
[09:12] ---
    The Super Mobile Force, Dangale!
SIGN    Super Mobile Force Dangale
[09:16] ---
    As you would expect
    from any knockoffs,
SIGN    Wholesaler Plastic Modeling Kits Super Mobile Force Dangale Iruma Model Company
[09:19] ---
    the manufacturer suffered
    a huge dead inventory,
[09:21] ---
    and ended up disposing of all of it.
SIGN    Disposed
[09:24] ---
    But now the rarity has made it
    popular among hardcore collectors.
[09:30] ---
    Here at Hicksville Beach,
    that legendary Dangale...
[09:35] ---
    I have no interest in helping you
    fulfill your stupid dream, ice cream.
[09:39] ---
    Oh, Lady Natsumi,
    there's really no need to worry.
[09:43] ---
    It's embarrassing enough
    looking like a grown-up,
[09:45] ---
    but now I'm being made to say
    all these corny, old-fogy rhymes, too?
SIGN    West East
SIGN    West West West West...
[09:48] ---
    Do you really think I'm actually
[09:49] ---
    gonna put myself on show
    to help ya get what ya want?
[09:53] ---
    Why Kansai dialect...?
[09:56] ---
    That's why I told you not to worry.
[09:59] ---
    It's Kululu's latest invention.
    The dialect controller, "East-West."
SIGN    Dialect Controller
SIGN    East - West
SIGN    West West West West...
[10:04] ---
    As long as I use this,
[10:05] ---
    you'll talk like a native of Western Japan.
[10:08] ---
    This will no doubt make you
    a champion comedian!
[10:11] ---
    Knock it off, already!
[10:13] ---
    Gero!
[10:22] ---
    Wasn't that...
    one of your friends, Dororo?
[10:25] ---
    The leader!
[10:26] ---
    This is awful. This is awful.
[10:29] ---
    I sent that stupid
    speech controller flyin'
[10:31] ---
    along with that stupid frog
    when I hit him!
[10:40] ---
    That woman has Natsumi-san's scent!
[10:44] ---
    S-Saburo-senpai...
[10:46] ---
    That voice sounds like Natsumi-chan!
[10:49] ---
    Huh?
[10:49] ---
    I-I'm actually Natsumi's cousin
    from Osaka. M-My name is K-Konatsu.
SIGN    Osaka
     Osaka
    Osaka
[10:56] ---
    I've heard so much about ya
    from my cousin Natsumi, actually.
[10:59] ---
    B-By the way...
[11:01] ---
    Just wonderin',
[11:02] ---
    what you're doin' here at the beach?
[11:04] ---
    Actually, I was just
    enjoying the beach over here.
[11:07] ---
    But when I heard that
    they were giving away Dangale,
[11:10] ---
    I wanted to see for myself.
[11:11] ---
    Ya mean you're interested
    in Dangale, too?
[11:14] ---
    Well, yeah.
[11:15] ---
    Unfortunately, there's no way
    I can join a bikini contest.
[11:21] ---
    Since I'm speakin'
    in Kansai dialect now,
[11:23] ---
    I may have a chance of winnin' the prize,
    and I could give it to him.
[11:27] ---
    But it's embarrassing.
[11:29] ---
    Anyway, no one would know it's me.
[11:32] ---
    So all I need to do is act like an adult
    and do some geezer jokes.
[11:35] ---
    Those old fogy jokes that
    are so crucial for mature humor.
[11:38] ---
    Our young Natsumi tries
    to step up to being an adult.
[11:44] ---
    But she smells just
    like Natsumi... that person...
[11:49] ---
    Poke poke poke.
[11:58] ---
    Unfortunately, our young lady
    forgot one crucial thing.
[12:02] ---
    Yes. In order to succeed as
    a comedy duo, you need a partner.
SIGN    Hicksville Village Association
[12:11] ---
    How will I get through
    this without a partner?
[12:14] ---
    Natsumi-san!
[12:17] ---
    K-Koyuki-chan!
[12:19] ---
    How'd ya know it was me?
[12:21] ---
    By your scent.
[12:23] ---
    By the way, please
    pick me as your partner.
[12:27] ---
    Huh?
[12:28] ---
    You may not know it, but I'm
    actually very good at making jokes.
[12:31] ---
    Really?
[12:32] ---
    Yeah!
SIGN    Yay yay yay yay
[12:35] ---
    I'm alien comedian Aozora Keroko!
[12:39] ---
    And I'm Unabara Mois!
[12:42] ---
    And together,
    we're known as Armageddon!
[12:45] ---
    Sergeant, are you sure you're
    gonna perform looking like that?
[12:50] ---
    If only I had brought
    along my Pekoponian suit,
[12:51] ---
    I could have been his partner.
[12:54] ---
    Just kidding!
[12:55] ---
    Lady Mois, have you
    memorized all your lines?
[12:58] ---
    Sure. Or, like, married duo?
[13:03] ---
    W-What's going on?
[13:05] ---
    Who would've thought
[13:06] ---
    they'd actually be giving away
    Dangale goods here?
[13:08] ---
    I begged my sister, told her
    that she had to join this contest.
[13:11] ---
    I asked my mom.
[13:13] ---
    I n-never expected to have this many rivals.
[13:16] ---
    These Dangale fanatics are unstoppable!
SIGN    Contest Participants Waiting Room
[13:19] ---
    Look! Natsumi and Koyuki are there.
[13:22] ---
    I feel betrayed.
[13:25] ---
    Hmph. She's out of her mind
    if she thinks she can beat me.
[13:29] ---
    I'm sure everyone will love the act
    that won for 10 weeks running
SIGN    Galactic Comedic Star oceanrch 10 Consecutive Week Winner
[13:32] ---
    on the Galactic Comedic
    Star-is-Born show!
SIGN    Comedian Soul
[13:36] ---
    Or, like, stand-up comic?
SIGN    Swimsuit Beauty Comedy Duo Contest
[13:38] ---
    Attention, everyone.
[13:40] ---
    We're about to start the
    Swimsuit Beauty Comedy Duo Contest.
[13:42] ---
    As one of our special judges,
    we have a top American sexy model
[13:45] ---
    who happened to be here in
    Hicksville Beach on a photo shoot.
[13:49] ---
    Let's all give a big welcome
    to Melody Honey-san!
[13:55] ---
    Wow...
[13:58] ---
    Hi! Nice to meet you!
[14:01] ---
    I love you desu!
[14:03] ---
    How's everyone doing here in Hicksville?!
[14:05] ---
    Wow!
[14:06] ---
    Yay!
[14:07] ---
    Mayor! Our town is bustling
    with so much energy!
SIGN    Prize
[14:10] ---
    I never imagined there would be
    so many people interested
[14:12] ---
    in the Dangale goods forced on us
    by that wholesaler back then.
[14:18] ---
    "I was a little too harsh earlier.
     I apologize."
[14:20] ---
    No, that doesn't sound manly enough.
[14:26] ---
    "I'm sorry..."
[14:28] ---
    N-Natsumi, I came up with this joke,
    and I thought you might like it.
[14:32] ---
    Whenever I'm scared and
    want to scream... ice cream!
SIGN    Swimsuit Beauty Comedic Pair Contest
[14:43] ---
    You've gotta be kidding.
[14:47] ---
    We hope you all liked it!
[14:51] ---
    These contestants aren't really any good.
[14:55] ---
    You seem to be very confident.
[14:57] ---
    As long as I have this funny accent,
    nothing can stop me!
[15:00] ---
    That top prize will be easy pickin's.
[15:04] ---
    Oh, not so fast!
[15:06] ---
    Let's hear it for our next duo.
[15:09] ---
    Entry #9, the Koyuki-Konatsu
    Combo, take it away!
[15:13] ---
    Hello there!
[15:15] ---
    I'm Konatsu.
[15:17] ---
    And I'm Koyuki.
[15:18] ---
    Why does it seem that
    business is bad wherever you go?
[15:21] ---
    Because it is!
[15:22] ---
    Who the heck is responsible for this?
SIGN    West East
SIGN    East East East East...
[15:26] ---
    How about you, Koyuki-san?
[15:27] ---
    How would you
    describe your finances lately?
[15:28] ---
    What?
[15:31] ---
    Doin' fine, thank you.
[15:33] ---
    Goodbye, Kansai dialect.
SIGN    Eastern Mode
[15:35] ---
    What's wrong, Natsumi-san?
[15:38] ---
    W-What should I do?
[15:40] ---
    I've suddenly lost my accent.
    And my jokes are stale, nightingale.
SIGN    Silence
[15:48] ---
    She did it again.
[15:50] ---
    N-Natsumi!
[15:53] ---
    There. I took away 'er funny accent,
[15:57] ---
    an' she's back to that
    corny ol' geezer humor.
[16:02] ---
    Excuse us.
[16:04] ---
    We can still make it.
    Just leave everything to me.
[16:07] ---
    Huh?
[16:08] ---
    Remember I told you
    I'm good at telling jokes.
[16:12] ---
    You just have to go with the flow, okay?
[16:16] ---
    Koyuki-chan...
    I believe you, tie my shoe.
[16:20] ---
    It sure is a hot summer this year!
[16:22] ---
    What better time for ghost stories?
[16:23] ---
    I have a good one!
[16:25] ---
    We've all heard about vampires
    coming to suck our blood, right?
[16:27] ---
    Uh uh.
[16:28] ---
    Well, right in my own neighborhood,
    a politician said that,
[16:31] ---
    starting this summer,
    he's going to ban pyres.
SIGN    Hicksville
[16:38] ---
    Huh?
[16:39] ---
    Was that a bit too complicated?
[16:42] ---
    I've won.
[16:43] ---
    Ugh...
[16:48] ---
    Well, you see,
    I was playing with words there.
[16:51] ---
    I said "vampires,"
    then a law to "ban pyres"...
[16:54] ---
    Well, okay. Maybe I should use
     a simpler joke for all of you.
[16:57] ---
    Have you heard about the turtle's curse?
[17:01] ---
    Dororo?
[17:03] ---
    It's a message from Dororo.
[17:04] ---
    It's probably about something funny...
SIGN    White Dog
[17:09] ---
    A tall dog...
[17:10] ---
    It couldn't be...
[17:12] ---
    ...packs a tall tale?
SIGN    Tall Tale
SIGN    Visualization of audience mentality
[17:17] ---
    Visualization of audience mentality.
[17:20] ---
    What shiveringly lame jokes...
[17:23] ---
    Victory is mine!
[17:25] ---
    How dare you?!
[17:30] ---
    Gero...
[17:32] ---
    I won't allow you to
    humiliate Natsumi any further!
SIGN    West West West West...
[17:41] ---
    What's so funny?
[17:42] ---
    If you turn the knob that much,
[17:44] ---
    it'll go to the far west,
    the occidental west.
[17:47] ---
    What did you say?
[17:49] ---
    Hey, Dave. Did you hear?
[17:51] ---
    This morning, a grizzly bear
    was spotted at the corner drug store.
[17:54] ---
    Really, Charlie?
[17:56] ---
    Yeah. And I heard it even bought
[17:57] ---
    a dozen of the cheapest cereals there.
[18:00] ---
    Oh, Charlie. That's not a bear.
    That's my wife.
[18:07] ---
    Oh. That sure was funny.
    American jokes are the best.
[18:11] ---
    Oh no. Only the American got it.
[18:15] ---
    The time has come for
    the real pro to take all the glory.
[18:19] ---
    Come forth, Pekoponian suit!
SIGN    We'll put them in stitches.
[18:23] ---
    Let's go, Lady Mois.
[18:24] ---
    Yes, Uncle!
[18:26] ---
    My name is Aozora Keroko.
[18:28] ---
    And I'm Unabara Mois.
[18:29] ---
    Together, we're known as Armageddon.
[18:35] ---
    We got them...
[18:37] ---
    I travel a lot.
[18:38] ---
    And I just came back from
    a short trip to Iscandar in Canada.
[18:40] ---
    That's practically the end of the universe.
[18:45] ---
    They find it funny...
[18:47] ---
    What a pity.
[18:48] ---
    Huh?
[18:49] ---
    They're gonna win this contest.
[18:51] ---
    What's wrong with that?
[18:53] ---
    I think they misunderstood.
[18:55] ---
    All the contestants receive a Dangale model.
[18:57] ---
    Except for the grand prize winner,
SIGN    Grand Prize
[18:59] ---
    who takes home that one.
[19:03] ---
    The latest in refrigeration
    technology, Mr. Frosty.
SIGN    State-of-the-Art Refrigerator Mr. Frosty
[19:05] ---
    C'mon, Mois! You never
    get a word I'm saying!
[19:08] ---
    So sorry, so sorry!
[19:11] ---
    Everyone tells me back in Keron
    that I have a future as a comic.
[19:16] ---
    It's time to go for the jugular.
[19:17] ---
    The most celebrated gags in outer space.
[19:21] ---
    And so, they continued
    to elicit much laughter
[19:24] ---
    from their fascinated audience.
[19:25] ---
    The Armageddon pair is a big hit.
[19:30] ---
    Everyone can't get enough
    of their performance.
[19:36] ---
    And while everyone is laughing,
[19:38] ---
    Keroro glimpses the top prize.
[19:40] ---
    He finally realizes
[19:41] ---
    that he's about to be given
    the latest model refrigerator,
[19:42] ---
    Mr. Frosty, for his efforts.
SIGN    Grand Prize: Mr. Frosty
[19:47] ---
    N-Noooo!
SIGN    Participants: Dangale Prize
[19:49] ---
    But it's too late. He's on a roll,
    and he can't stop himself.
[19:54] ---
    Even when he knows he shouldn't,
[19:57] ---
    he can't help giving the
    audience what they want.
[20:00] ---
    And so they reach the greatest
    punch line of their performance...
[20:05] ---
    Who do you think you are?
    Andromeda herself?
[20:13] ---
    And as they acknowledge
    the cheers of the crowd,
[20:15] ---
    tears escape from Keroro's eyes.
SIGN    Hicksville Village Beach Swimsuit Beauty Comedy Duo Contest Hicksville Chamber of Commerce
SIGN    Hicksville Village Beach Swimsuit Beauty Comedy Duo Contest
[20:26] ---
    It was too late to stop...
[20:27] ---
    I feel bad about what happened.
    He worked so hard to win.
[20:31] ---
    Or, like, zealous comic?
[20:33] ---
    It's not so bad, really.
    You got a brand-new refrigerator.
[20:36] ---
    I would rather lose
    and get just one Dangale, sir!
[20:39] ---
    Oh, yes! Lady Natsumi!
[20:40] ---
    I'll ask her to give me hers!
[20:42] ---
    That might not be possible...
[20:44] ---
    Speaking of which, Natchi isn't here.
[20:46] ---
    Where did she go?
[20:48] ---
    Saburo-san isn't here, either.
[20:50] ---
    W-What did you say?
[20:53] ---
    The effects of my gun
    should be wearing off by now.
SIGN    Dangale
[20:56] ---
    Uhm... here...
[20:58] ---
    If you want, you can have this, hiss...
[21:01] ---
    Oh, thank you.
     Are you sure it's okay?
[21:04] ---
    Oh, sure. It's fine, pine.
SIGN    Papareho... Papareho...
[21:11] ---
    Natsumi-chan...?
[21:12] ---
    Oh! Um... actually... it's a long story...
[21:20] ---
    He heard my old fogy rhyming!
[21:23] ---
    And so another girl,
    soon to blossom into womanhood,
[21:26] ---
    gets to experience
    an unforgettable summer.
[21:29] ---
    Nooo! I want to forget it!
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    The passwords are:
    Afro and Sergeant.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
    3, 2, 1, fire!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Ranbou ni hipparu na
    Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Don't pull on it hard.
    Don't pinch it so freely.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Sore ijou chikazuku na
    Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Don't come any closer!
    Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
    messy messy.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Kibishii tatakai da ga
    tonikaku haragoshirae
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    It's a tough battle,
    but first we have to eat our fill.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Pyua na uchuu no seimei
    Sunao sugite heso magari
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    A pure space life form,
    so honest that he's crooked.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    The enemy has straight
    blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[23:07] ---
    It's Natsumi! What kind of
    fireworks do you like?
[23:10] ---
    I like the cute ones, like sparklers.
[23:13] ---
    All fireworks are fun,
    but make sure you take precautions
[23:16] ---
    and always have a bucket of water
    to put out the used fireworks.
[23:19] ---
    Never mind that.
     In our next episode,
[23:20] ---
    we're having a festival! Festival!
[23:21] ---
    And a radio! Radio!
[23:24] ---
    "Keroro vs. Natsumi: The Ultimate
    Showdown at a Festival, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
    "Keroro: A Radio
    to Invade Your Ears, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
    These two stories.
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!