E18 - Natsumi: Hilarity! Adult Beachside Story, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:32] ---
Summer.
SIGN Summer
[01:36] ---
The oceanson when a
young girl grows into a woman.
[01:41] ---
The beach! I want to
go to the beach, sir!
[01:44] ---
If we don't go now,
there'll be no other chances.
[01:46] ---
The goal is the ocean.
SIGN Ocean
[01:47] ---
Let's go to the ocean.
SIGN Ocean
SIGN Ocean ocean ocean ocean...
[01:49] ---
The ocean. Ocean, ocean, ocean...
[01:52] ---
I didn't know you loved
the ocean so much.
[01:55] ---
That's not a bad idea.
I wanna go myself.
[01:58] ---
Yeah, Sis! You know how it is!
[02:00] ---
You are the Venus of the Summer.
[02:03] ---
It's unusual to see you two
agreeing on anything.
[02:05] ---
What better way to
enjoy our summer vacation?
[02:08] ---
Besides, there's nothing else to do.
[02:09] ---
Right?
SIGN Ocean
[02:10] ---
Seaside paradise!
[02:12] ---
Then it's decided.
[02:14] ---
Out of the question.
[02:16] ---
W-We can't?
SIGN NO
[02:18] ---
I can't let you kids go to the beach
alone with an alien.
[02:22] ---
I'm working tomorrow.
Any other day would be okay.
[02:27] ---
No... That just won't do...
[02:30] ---
It has to be tomorrow... at that place.
[02:34] ---
All my plans will be ruined...
[02:39] ---
You seem to be in trouble, boss.
[02:42] ---
In hopeless despair, to be exact.
[02:46] ---
When did you build an elevator?
[02:48] ---
I know how to solve your problem.
[02:51] ---
All you need to do is use
this new and improved
[02:53] ---
"Climb the stairs to adulthood" Gun!
[03:02] ---
And as a result...
[03:04] ---
Beach time!
SIGN Hicksville
SIGN Seething
[03:15] ---
Natsumi: Hilarity!
Adult Beachside Story, Sir!
SIGN Welcome to Hicksville Beach Park Hicksville Beach Park 200m
[03:25] ---
Wow...
[03:27] ---
This feels great.
[03:28] ---
Or, like, seaside visit?
SIGN Hick Bus Hicksville Beach Bus Stop Bus Schedule
[03:30] ---
Hicksville Beach...
Sergeant, I didn't think you'd know
[03:33] ---
about a small beach like this one
way out in the countryside.
[03:38] ---
I don't have any deceitful motives.
[03:41] ---
It would be for your own good
if you stopped being so inquisitive.
[03:45] ---
For an obscure place, it sure is crowded.
SIGN Goldfish
[03:48] ---
Are your anti-barriers working?
[03:51] ---
No need to worry, sir.
[03:52] ---
We've already made sure
they're working perfectly.
[03:55] ---
There's absolutely no way
the Pekoponians here,
[03:56] ---
except for you and your sister,
would be able to...
[04:03] ---
...s-see us, sir.
[04:04] ---
I... I guess you're right.
SIGN Calpis
[04:07] ---
C'mon, Sis, let's go.
[04:09] ---
Why don't you pipe down?
[04:11] ---
Stop rushing me.
Mom's clothes are too tight,
[04:14] ---
and it's hard to move around.
SIGN Entrance
[04:16] ---
Natsumi-san, you look so grown up.
[04:18] ---
Well, of course.
I'm all grown up now, brown cow.
[04:22] ---
An old fogy's joke...
[04:24] ---
W-What the heck
did I just do, kangaroo?
[04:28] ---
M-My mouth is doing it by itself!
[04:29] ---
Grin...
[04:33] ---
Just stop.
[04:34] ---
How can I? I would if I could,
knock on wood!
[04:39] ---
When Lady Natsumi became older,
[04:41] ---
even her jokes became old, sir.
[04:43] ---
I didn't make any jokes before,
close the door!
[04:47] ---
This is all due to this contraption.
SIGN Yesterday at the Hinata Household
[04:49] ---
It happened the day before.
[04:56] ---
Th-Th-This is...
[04:59] ---
...bananas!
[05:01] ---
Oh...
[05:03] ---
This... might... actually... work...
[05:09] ---
I give you my permission.
[05:11] ---
You've got a Lady Mom-approved
appearance.
[05:14] ---
That's not the point.
[05:15] ---
Why do I have to talk
like this, praying mantis?
[05:17] ---
Well, I guess that's all part
of growing up.
[05:20] ---
I can't believe this is happening,
wedding ring!
[05:26] ---
Grin...
[05:28] ---
Oh no... I want all
this to stop, mountaintop.
[05:31] ---
She's really getting the hang of it.
[05:33] ---
I'm actually impressed
at her speed, sir.
[05:35] ---
She has developed so quickly!
[05:38] ---
Why don't you just watch our bags
so you don't have to talk in public?
[05:43] ---
What?
SIGN Entrance
[05:43] ---
We'll be back soon.
[05:45] ---
Seaside paradise!
[05:57] ---
Giroro... Would you be kind enough
to help me carry all of these, bees knees?
SIGN Old fogy's gag
[06:06] ---
That's not the Natsumi I know!
[06:08] ---
She never says corny jokes like that!
[06:15] ---
What happened to my
dream vacation, plantation?
SIGN We went to the beach. That's Hicksville Beach. - Hinata
[06:24] ---
They went to Hicksville Beach?
[06:27] ---
Want to go, too?
[06:29] ---
There is no rest for those
guarding the peace of planet Pekopon.
[06:33] ---
It's not a vacation.
[06:34] ---
Summer beaches are full of danger,
[06:37] ---
according to an article
I recently read in a magazine.
[06:42] ---
Then let us depart!
[06:50] ---
I won't let this ruin everything.
I'm gonna get a suntan, plantain.
[06:54] ---
We're coming to you live today
from Hicksville Beach.
[06:58] ---
It can't be!
[06:58] ---
We have a very special program
for you, so stay tuned.
[06:59] ---
That's actually DJ Mutsumi, brew me!
[07:03] ---
Now, why don't we start
the program as always, with a poem.
[07:07] ---
"Lost and found in the summer...
The sun setting at the beach..."
[07:10] ---
Well, hello there.
You're such a sexy lady.
[07:14] ---
Are you from Tokyo?
Just broke up with your boyfriend?
[07:17] ---
Why don't you say something?
[07:19] ---
She has a good reason not to speak.
[07:24] ---
Because of you jerks, I didn't get to hear
what Mutsumi was saying, spraying!
[07:29] ---
Whaddya think you're doing?!
[07:31] ---
Oh, no! Low blow!
[07:46] ---
If you value your life, get lost.
You Pekoponian pervert.
[07:56] ---
Thanks a lot, Gordian knot.
SIGN Old fogy's gag
[08:00] ---
That's not the Natsumi I know!
[08:02] ---
She never says corny jokes like that!
SIGN Ramen
[08:07] ---
Okay, okay...
[08:09] ---
It's time to get down to business.
[08:11] ---
Huh?
[08:12] ---
C'mon. Just follow my lead, okay?
[08:15] ---
Huh?
[08:16] ---
W-Where the heck are
you taking me, king bee?
SIGN Hicksville Village Beach Park Swimsuit Beauty Comedy Duo Contest Reception
[08:21] ---
He was taking her to
a Comedy Duo Bikini Contest.
[08:25] ---
Huh?
[08:26] ---
Uncle!
[08:28] ---
Over here!
[08:30] ---
Hurry up!
[08:31] ---
Huh?
[08:33] ---
Yeh'll team up with Lady Mois
and perform a routine together.
[08:39] ---
'Course, yeh're aimin'
fer the top prize.
[08:42] ---
An' if you win,
y'can get that fer me!
SIGN Dangale
SIGN Prize
[08:47] ---
A-Assembly kits, cherry pits?
[08:50] ---
Not just any assembly kits.
Look closer.
SIGN Iruma Mobile Machine Mecha Dangale No. 13 1/245 Scale Iruma Model Company
[08:53] ---
Dangale?
[08:54] ---
Right. Back when Gundam models
were flying off the shelves...
SIGN Dangale
[09:01] ---
I've got Gundam plastic models.
[09:03] ---
These seem kinda different...
SIGN Dangale
[09:04] ---
Among many knockoffs, there
was one that stood out from the rest.
[09:10] ---
That was...
[09:12] ---
The Super Mobile Force, Dangale!
SIGN Super Mobile Force Dangale
[09:16] ---
As you would expect
from any knockoffs,
SIGN Wholesaler Plastic Modeling Kits Super Mobile Force Dangale Iruma Model Company
[09:19] ---
the manufacturer suffered
a huge dead inventory,
[09:21] ---
and ended up disposing of all of it.
SIGN Disposed
[09:24] ---
But now the rarity has made it
popular among hardcore collectors.
[09:30] ---
Here at Hicksville Beach,
that legendary Dangale...
[09:35] ---
I have no interest in helping you
fulfill your stupid dream, ice cream.
[09:39] ---
Oh, Lady Natsumi,
there's really no need to worry.
[09:43] ---
It's embarrassing enough
looking like a grown-up,
[09:45] ---
but now I'm being made to say
all these corny, old-fogy rhymes, too?
SIGN West East
SIGN West West West West...
[09:48] ---
Do you really think I'm actually
[09:49] ---
gonna put myself on show
to help ya get what ya want?
[09:53] ---
Why Kansai dialect...?
[09:56] ---
That's why I told you not to worry.
[09:59] ---
It's Kululu's latest invention.
The dialect controller, "East-West."
SIGN Dialect Controller
SIGN East - West
SIGN West West West West...
[10:04] ---
As long as I use this,
[10:05] ---
you'll talk like a native of Western Japan.
[10:08] ---
This will no doubt make you
a champion comedian!
[10:11] ---
Knock it off, already!
[10:13] ---
Gero!
[10:22] ---
Wasn't that...
one of your friends, Dororo?
[10:25] ---
The leader!
[10:26] ---
This is awful. This is awful.
[10:29] ---
I sent that stupid
speech controller flyin'
[10:31] ---
along with that stupid frog
when I hit him!
[10:40] ---
That woman has Natsumi-san's scent!
[10:44] ---
S-Saburo-senpai...
[10:46] ---
That voice sounds like Natsumi-chan!
[10:49] ---
Huh?
[10:49] ---
I-I'm actually Natsumi's cousin
from Osaka. M-My name is K-Konatsu.
SIGN Osaka
Osaka
Osaka
[10:56] ---
I've heard so much about ya
from my cousin Natsumi, actually.
[10:59] ---
B-By the way...
[11:01] ---
Just wonderin',
[11:02] ---
what you're doin' here at the beach?
[11:04] ---
Actually, I was just
enjoying the beach over here.
[11:07] ---
But when I heard that
they were giving away Dangale,
[11:10] ---
I wanted to see for myself.
[11:11] ---
Ya mean you're interested
in Dangale, too?
[11:14] ---
Well, yeah.
[11:15] ---
Unfortunately, there's no way
I can join a bikini contest.
[11:21] ---
Since I'm speakin'
in Kansai dialect now,
[11:23] ---
I may have a chance of winnin' the prize,
and I could give it to him.
[11:27] ---
But it's embarrassing.
[11:29] ---
Anyway, no one would know it's me.
[11:32] ---
So all I need to do is act like an adult
and do some geezer jokes.
[11:35] ---
Those old fogy jokes that
are so crucial for mature humor.
[11:38] ---
Our young Natsumi tries
to step up to being an adult.
[11:44] ---
But she smells just
like Natsumi... that person...
[11:49] ---
Poke poke poke.
[11:58] ---
Unfortunately, our young lady
forgot one crucial thing.
[12:02] ---
Yes. In order to succeed as
a comedy duo, you need a partner.
SIGN Hicksville Village Association
[12:11] ---
How will I get through
this without a partner?
[12:14] ---
Natsumi-san!
[12:17] ---
K-Koyuki-chan!
[12:19] ---
How'd ya know it was me?
[12:21] ---
By your scent.
[12:23] ---
By the way, please
pick me as your partner.
[12:27] ---
Huh?
[12:28] ---
You may not know it, but I'm
actually very good at making jokes.
[12:31] ---
Really?
[12:32] ---
Yeah!
SIGN Yay yay yay yay
[12:35] ---
I'm alien comedian Aozora Keroko!
[12:39] ---
And I'm Unabara Mois!
[12:42] ---
And together,
we're known as Armageddon!
[12:45] ---
Sergeant, are you sure you're
gonna perform looking like that?
[12:50] ---
If only I had brought
along my Pekoponian suit,
[12:51] ---
I could have been his partner.
[12:54] ---
Just kidding!
[12:55] ---
Lady Mois, have you
memorized all your lines?
[12:58] ---
Sure. Or, like, married duo?
[13:03] ---
W-What's going on?
[13:05] ---
Who would've thought
[13:06] ---
they'd actually be giving away
Dangale goods here?
[13:08] ---
I begged my sister, told her
that she had to join this contest.
[13:11] ---
I asked my mom.
[13:13] ---
I n-never expected to have this many rivals.
[13:16] ---
These Dangale fanatics are unstoppable!
SIGN Contest Participants Waiting Room
[13:19] ---
Look! Natsumi and Koyuki are there.
[13:22] ---
I feel betrayed.
[13:25] ---
Hmph. She's out of her mind
if she thinks she can beat me.
[13:29] ---
I'm sure everyone will love the act
that won for 10 weeks running
SIGN Galactic Comedic Star oceanrch 10 Consecutive Week Winner
[13:32] ---
on the Galactic Comedic
Star-is-Born show!
SIGN Comedian Soul
[13:36] ---
Or, like, stand-up comic?
SIGN Swimsuit Beauty Comedy Duo Contest
[13:38] ---
Attention, everyone.
[13:40] ---
We're about to start the
Swimsuit Beauty Comedy Duo Contest.
[13:42] ---
As one of our special judges,
we have a top American sexy model
[13:45] ---
who happened to be here in
Hicksville Beach on a photo shoot.
[13:49] ---
Let's all give a big welcome
to Melody Honey-san!
[13:55] ---
Wow...
[13:58] ---
Hi! Nice to meet you!
[14:01] ---
I love you desu!
[14:03] ---
How's everyone doing here in Hicksville?!
[14:05] ---
Wow!
[14:06] ---
Yay!
[14:07] ---
Mayor! Our town is bustling
with so much energy!
SIGN Prize
[14:10] ---
I never imagined there would be
so many people interested
[14:12] ---
in the Dangale goods forced on us
by that wholesaler back then.
[14:18] ---
"I was a little too harsh earlier.
I apologize."
[14:20] ---
No, that doesn't sound manly enough.
[14:26] ---
"I'm sorry..."
[14:28] ---
N-Natsumi, I came up with this joke,
and I thought you might like it.
[14:32] ---
Whenever I'm scared and
want to scream... ice cream!
SIGN Swimsuit Beauty Comedic Pair Contest
[14:43] ---
You've gotta be kidding.
[14:47] ---
We hope you all liked it!
[14:51] ---
These contestants aren't really any good.
[14:55] ---
You seem to be very confident.
[14:57] ---
As long as I have this funny accent,
nothing can stop me!
[15:00] ---
That top prize will be easy pickin's.
[15:04] ---
Oh, not so fast!
[15:06] ---
Let's hear it for our next duo.
[15:09] ---
Entry #9, the Koyuki-Konatsu
Combo, take it away!
[15:13] ---
Hello there!
[15:15] ---
I'm Konatsu.
[15:17] ---
And I'm Koyuki.
[15:18] ---
Why does it seem that
business is bad wherever you go?
[15:21] ---
Because it is!
[15:22] ---
Who the heck is responsible for this?
SIGN West East
SIGN East East East East...
[15:26] ---
How about you, Koyuki-san?
[15:27] ---
How would you
describe your finances lately?
[15:28] ---
What?
[15:31] ---
Doin' fine, thank you.
[15:33] ---
Goodbye, Kansai dialect.
SIGN Eastern Mode
[15:35] ---
What's wrong, Natsumi-san?
[15:38] ---
W-What should I do?
[15:40] ---
I've suddenly lost my accent.
And my jokes are stale, nightingale.
SIGN Silence
[15:48] ---
She did it again.
[15:50] ---
N-Natsumi!
[15:53] ---
There. I took away 'er funny accent,
[15:57] ---
an' she's back to that
corny ol' geezer humor.
[16:02] ---
Excuse us.
[16:04] ---
We can still make it.
Just leave everything to me.
[16:07] ---
Huh?
[16:08] ---
Remember I told you
I'm good at telling jokes.
[16:12] ---
You just have to go with the flow, okay?
[16:16] ---
Koyuki-chan...
I believe you, tie my shoe.
[16:20] ---
It sure is a hot summer this year!
[16:22] ---
What better time for ghost stories?
[16:23] ---
I have a good one!
[16:25] ---
We've all heard about vampires
coming to suck our blood, right?
[16:27] ---
Uh uh.
[16:28] ---
Well, right in my own neighborhood,
a politician said that,
[16:31] ---
starting this summer,
he's going to ban pyres.
SIGN Hicksville
[16:38] ---
Huh?
[16:39] ---
Was that a bit too complicated?
[16:42] ---
I've won.
[16:43] ---
Ugh...
[16:48] ---
Well, you see,
I was playing with words there.
[16:51] ---
I said "vampires,"
then a law to "ban pyres"...
[16:54] ---
Well, okay. Maybe I should use
a simpler joke for all of you.
[16:57] ---
Have you heard about the turtle's curse?
[17:01] ---
Dororo?
[17:03] ---
It's a message from Dororo.
[17:04] ---
It's probably about something funny...
SIGN White Dog
[17:09] ---
A tall dog...
[17:10] ---
It couldn't be...
[17:12] ---
...packs a tall tale?
SIGN Tall Tale
SIGN Visualization of audience mentality
[17:17] ---
Visualization of audience mentality.
[17:20] ---
What shiveringly lame jokes...
[17:23] ---
Victory is mine!
[17:25] ---
How dare you?!
[17:30] ---
Gero...
[17:32] ---
I won't allow you to
humiliate Natsumi any further!
SIGN West West West West...
[17:41] ---
What's so funny?
[17:42] ---
If you turn the knob that much,
[17:44] ---
it'll go to the far west,
the occidental west.
[17:47] ---
What did you say?
[17:49] ---
Hey, Dave. Did you hear?
[17:51] ---
This morning, a grizzly bear
was spotted at the corner drug store.
[17:54] ---
Really, Charlie?
[17:56] ---
Yeah. And I heard it even bought
[17:57] ---
a dozen of the cheapest cereals there.
[18:00] ---
Oh, Charlie. That's not a bear.
That's my wife.
[18:07] ---
Oh. That sure was funny.
American jokes are the best.
[18:11] ---
Oh no. Only the American got it.
[18:15] ---
The time has come for
the real pro to take all the glory.
[18:19] ---
Come forth, Pekoponian suit!
SIGN We'll put them in stitches.
[18:23] ---
Let's go, Lady Mois.
[18:24] ---
Yes, Uncle!
[18:26] ---
My name is Aozora Keroko.
[18:28] ---
And I'm Unabara Mois.
[18:29] ---
Together, we're known as Armageddon.
[18:35] ---
We got them...
[18:37] ---
I travel a lot.
[18:38] ---
And I just came back from
a short trip to Iscandar in Canada.
[18:40] ---
That's practically the end of the universe.
[18:45] ---
They find it funny...
[18:47] ---
What a pity.
[18:48] ---
Huh?
[18:49] ---
They're gonna win this contest.
[18:51] ---
What's wrong with that?
[18:53] ---
I think they misunderstood.
[18:55] ---
All the contestants receive a Dangale model.
[18:57] ---
Except for the grand prize winner,
SIGN Grand Prize
[18:59] ---
who takes home that one.
[19:03] ---
The latest in refrigeration
technology, Mr. Frosty.
SIGN State-of-the-Art Refrigerator Mr. Frosty
[19:05] ---
C'mon, Mois! You never
get a word I'm saying!
[19:08] ---
So sorry, so sorry!
[19:11] ---
Everyone tells me back in Keron
that I have a future as a comic.
[19:16] ---
It's time to go for the jugular.
[19:17] ---
The most celebrated gags in outer space.
[19:21] ---
And so, they continued
to elicit much laughter
[19:24] ---
from their fascinated audience.
[19:25] ---
The Armageddon pair is a big hit.
[19:30] ---
Everyone can't get enough
of their performance.
[19:36] ---
And while everyone is laughing,
[19:38] ---
Keroro glimpses the top prize.
[19:40] ---
He finally realizes
[19:41] ---
that he's about to be given
the latest model refrigerator,
[19:42] ---
Mr. Frosty, for his efforts.
SIGN Grand Prize: Mr. Frosty
[19:47] ---
N-Noooo!
SIGN Participants: Dangale Prize
[19:49] ---
But it's too late. He's on a roll,
and he can't stop himself.
[19:54] ---
Even when he knows he shouldn't,
[19:57] ---
he can't help giving the
audience what they want.
[20:00] ---
And so they reach the greatest
punch line of their performance...
[20:05] ---
Who do you think you are?
Andromeda herself?
[20:13] ---
And as they acknowledge
the cheers of the crowd,
[20:15] ---
tears escape from Keroro's eyes.
SIGN Hicksville Village Beach Swimsuit Beauty Comedy Duo Contest Hicksville Chamber of Commerce
SIGN Hicksville Village Beach Swimsuit Beauty Comedy Duo Contest
[20:26] ---
It was too late to stop...
[20:27] ---
I feel bad about what happened.
He worked so hard to win.
[20:31] ---
Or, like, zealous comic?
[20:33] ---
It's not so bad, really.
You got a brand-new refrigerator.
[20:36] ---
I would rather lose
and get just one Dangale, sir!
[20:39] ---
Oh, yes! Lady Natsumi!
[20:40] ---
I'll ask her to give me hers!
[20:42] ---
That might not be possible...
[20:44] ---
Speaking of which, Natchi isn't here.
[20:46] ---
Where did she go?
[20:48] ---
Saburo-san isn't here, either.
[20:50] ---
W-What did you say?
[20:53] ---
The effects of my gun
should be wearing off by now.
SIGN Dangale
[20:56] ---
Uhm... here...
[20:58] ---
If you want, you can have this, hiss...
[21:01] ---
Oh, thank you.
Are you sure it's okay?
[21:04] ---
Oh, sure. It's fine, pine.
SIGN Papareho... Papareho...
[21:11] ---
Natsumi-chan...?
[21:12] ---
Oh! Um... actually... it's a long story...
[21:20] ---
He heard my old fogy rhyming!
[21:23] ---
And so another girl,
soon to blossom into womanhood,
[21:26] ---
gets to experience
an unforgettable summer.
[21:29] ---
Nooo! I want to forget it!
[21:35] [SONG] ---
Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
[21:35] [SONG] ---
The passwords are:
Afro and Sergeant.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
3, 2, 1, fire!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:51] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
Ranbou ni hipparu na
Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
[22:06] [SONG] ---
Don't pull on it hard.
Don't pinch it so freely.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Sore ijou chikazuku na
Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Don't come any closer!
Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
[22:21] [SONG] ---
Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
messy messy.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
Kibishii tatakai da ga
tonikaku haragoshirae
[22:28] [SONG] ---
It's a tough battle,
but first we have to eat our fill.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
Pyua na uchuu no seimei
Sunao sugite heso magari
[22:35] [SONG] ---
A pure space life form,
so honest that he's crooked.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
The enemy has straight
blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[23:07] ---
It's Natsumi! What kind of
fireworks do you like?
[23:10] ---
I like the cute ones, like sparklers.
[23:13] ---
All fireworks are fun,
but make sure you take precautions
[23:16] ---
and always have a bucket of water
to put out the used fireworks.
[23:19] ---
Never mind that.
In our next episode,
[23:20] ---
we're having a festival! Festival!
[23:21] ---
And a radio! Radio!
[23:24] ---
"Keroro vs. Natsumi: The Ultimate
Showdown at a Festival, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
"Keroro: A Radio
to Invade Your Ears, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
These two stories.
[23:32] ---
Ge-Gero!