E232 - Keroro: Boards and Robbers, Sir! / Keroro: Heroes, Sir!

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[00:01] [SONG] ---
    We are always being pushed
    forward by something
[00:01] [SONG] ---
    Bokura wa itsudemo nanika ni osarenagara
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    As we search for the
    secrets of the mysteries.
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    fushigi no tane wo sagashite'ru
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Never gonna stop adventuring!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Never gonna stop bouken!
[00:16] [SONG] ---
    Oh-oh-oh!
[00:16] [SONG] ---
    O-O-O!
[00:20] [SONG] ---
    On a global scale,
    we might be in a revolution.
[00:20] [SONG] ---
    Chikyuu kibo de bokura wa henkakuki ka mo ne
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    We have greeted the time
     of our evolution.
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Shinka no toki mukaeta n' da
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    No matter how tiny the riddle,
    I can't leave it alone.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Donna chiicha na nazo mo sutecha okenai yo
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    I can't stop questioning.
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    Gimon ga mou tomaran
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    Even Darwin, or anyone else,
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    Daawin datte dare datte
[00:40] [SONG] ---
    If he found the secret of a mystery,
[00:40] [SONG] ---
    fushigi no tane o mitsuketara
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    I'm sure, I'm sure he'd want
    to know where it leads.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    kitto kitto ketsumatsu
    ga shiritaku naru n' da
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Hide and seek?
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Kakurenbo?
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Yep yep!
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Haai hai
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Hopscotch?
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Kenkenpa?
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Hoi hoi!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Hooi hoi
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    All the things I wanna try,
    with my love for you beside.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Yatte mitai koto, daisuki na kimi to
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    Let's just do 'em all, as many as we want!
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    suki na dake yatte shimaou ze!
[01:02] [SONG] ---
    Take your first step forward with me.
[01:02] [SONG] ---
    Hajime no ippo wo boku to fumidasou yo
[01:08] [SONG] ---
    Curiosity power is bursting out!
[01:08] [SONG] ---
    Koukishin pawaa sakuretsu sa!
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    We are always searching for something
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    Bokura wa itsudemo nanika o sagashinagara
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    As we walk through a glittering future.
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    kagayaku mirai aruite'ku
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Never gonna stop adventuring!
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Never gonna stop bouken!
[01:32] ---
    Everyone, are you making sure
     to lock up your bicycles?
[01:35] ---
    It's gone! Gone! Gone, sir!
[01:38] ---
    My...
[01:39] ---
    ...my board...
SIGN    Gone
[01:41] ---
    My flying board is gone, sir!
[01:46] ---
    Keroro: Boards and Robbers, Sir!
[01:52] ---
    My board! My board!
[01:53] ---
    My booooard!
[01:56] ---
    Doesn't anyone know where
    my board went, sir?!
SIGN    They don't know
[02:00] ---
    They don't know.
[02:01] ---
    Then...
SIGN    Stolen
[02:03] ---
    It's been stolen?!
[02:05] ---
    Waaah!
[02:08] ---
    In that case...
[02:09] ---
    ...which one of you jerks stole it?
[02:12] ---
    What are you suspecting us for?!
[02:15] ---
    What would be the point of us stealing it?
[02:18] ---
    Uncle, that's just not fair!
[02:20] ---
    We've got our own boards.
[02:22] ---
    Why the heck would we steal yours?
[02:25] ---
    In that case...
[02:29] ---
    Surely not... Lady Natsumi?
SIGN    Ignored
[02:32] ---
    So mean...
[02:33] ---
    Of course we wouldn't!
[02:35] ---
    And in the first place,
[02:37] ---
    do you want to explain why these things
    are just lying around in our garden?
[02:39] ---
    Meh, it's a pain to take them out of the
    hangar in the base every single time.
[02:44] ---
    This garden is a "no parking" zone
    from now on! Got it?
[02:47] ---
    Gero...
[02:48] ---
    Ah, I almost forgot! We're going to be late!
[02:50] ---
    See you later, Sarge.
[02:53] ---
    Gero...
[02:54] ---
    By the way, Keroro,
[02:56] ---
    you did lock your board up, I hope?
[02:59] ---
    Huh? Lock?
[03:01] ---
    I can't remember... did I or didn't I?
[03:05] ---
    Then it is no surprise it was stolen.
[03:09] ---
    Or, like, karmic justice?
[03:11] ---
    You reap what you sow. Find it yourself.
[03:14] ---
    Nooooooo!
[03:17] ---
    So?
[03:18] ---
    What was the value of the board
    that was stolen, poyo?
[03:22] ---
    Uh?
[03:24] ---
    The value...
[03:26] ---
    That's a tough one, ma'am...
SIGN    20 Gundam models
[03:28] ---
    About 20 Gundam models?!
[03:31] ---
    Uh, no... see, that board,
SIGN    Army-Supplied
[03:33] ---
    it was supplied to me by the army, so...
SIGN    Annoying
[03:38] ---
    Wait. What's up with her?
[03:40] ---
    Why is she asking me how much it costs?
[03:43] ---
    Don't tell me, you're gonna
    search for it if it costs a lot,
[03:46] ---
    but if it's cheap, you won't
    bother looking, ma'am?!
[03:48] ---
    Grrrr! You think this is about money?!
[03:51] ---
    I've been with that board a long time, ma'am!
[03:55] ---
    I have an attachment to that board that
    can't be expressed in words, ma'am!
[04:01] ---
    Gero gero.
[04:03] ---
    Poyo poyo?
[04:04] ---
    So, what should I do, ma'am?
[04:08] ---
    Have you registered your board, poyo?
[04:11] ---
    Poyo?
[04:12] ---
    Uhh... probably?
[04:15] ---
    Then we'll contact you right away if we
    get a report that it's been found, poyo!
[04:21] ---
    Huh? Contact? You're not going
    to look for it with me, ma'am?
[04:24] ---
    We're very busy, you know, poyo?
[04:27] ---
    We haven't got enough people to spare
    to search for lost boards, poyo!
[04:33] ---
    Blank stare...
[04:34] ---
    What the heck?! What the heck?!
[04:36] ---
    You come down hard on me
    every time something happens,
[04:39] ---
    but you won't help me
     when I'm in trouble?!
[04:42] ---
    Fine! Then I'll find it by myself, ma'am!
[04:47] ---
    Not here!
[04:49] ---
    Not here!
[04:52] ---
    Not here, either.
SIGN    Yakiniku
[04:55] ---
    Not... here... either...
[04:57] ---
    I-It's nowhere...
[05:00] ---
    I can't find it anywhere, sir!
[05:06] ---
    Unbelievable! Leaving them in any old place!
[05:09] ---
    Bikes go in the bicycle parking area, darn it!
SIGN    Craack
[05:16] ---
    Ouch!
[05:20] ---
    Maybe in here...?
[05:22] ---
    Nah, no chance...
[05:25] ---
    This is a place for
    abandoned Pekoponian bikes.
[05:32] ---
    No... wait...
[05:34] ---
    What if...
SIGN    Salvage Dump
[05:39] ---
    Dear me.
[05:40] ---
    I should have searched here
    in the first place, sir.
SIGN    Abandoned Board Yard
[05:44] ---
    The abandoned board yard
    in Alien Quarter Side 6!
[05:48] ---
    That said...
[05:50] ---
    It's not here... not here... not here!
[05:54] ---
    It really isn't anywhere I look, sir!
[06:01] ---
    Where's my board?
[06:04] ---
    Gero.
[06:06] ---
    A moon-watching party, is it, sir?
[06:08] ---
    Looks like they're having fun.
[06:10] ---
    Whereas I'm aimlessly
    searching for my board.
[06:15] ---
    Ahhh! This has started
    to feel ridiculous, sir!
SIGN    Rage
SIGN    Pure Tea
SIGN    Instant
    Skewered Dumplings
SIGN    Pure Tea
[06:31] ---
    Moon-watching, moon-watching,
    how much fun it is!
SIGN    Empty...
[06:39] ---
    Gara gara gara!
[06:42] ---
    This time, I will get the better
    of that Keroro Platoon, gara!
SIGN    Mecha Viper CX (Complex)
[06:46] ---
    Mecha Viper parentheses "Complex"!
SIGN    Side 6 Store
[06:51] ---
    First, to acquire weaponry! Gimme gimme!
[06:57] ---
    What'll I do...?
[06:59] ---
    Maybe I'll go home.
[07:01] ---
    No chance of finding it...
[07:05] ---
    AAAAAhhhhh!! There it is!!
[07:07] ---
    I've finally found it, sir!
[07:10] ---
    My board!
[07:13] ---
    Gero?
SIGN    Not there
[07:14] ---
    It's not there!
[07:16] ---
    The horn decoration that marks it
    as the leader's ship is not there, sir!
[07:19] ---
    Gero! I thought I'd finally found it!
[07:22] ---
    But it isn't mine!
[07:27] ---
    I'm done.
[07:29] ---
    I've spent all of my energy, sir.
[07:32] ---
    I don't even have the energy
    to walk back home.
[07:39] ---
    Glance.
[07:39] ---
    I know!
[07:41] ---
    If I just ride this home...
[07:45] ---
    N-No...
[07:47] ---
    That would make me a robber...
[07:49] ---
    It would make me no better than
    the culprit who stole my board, sir!
[07:58] ---
    Glance.
[08:00] ---
    No... an eye for an eye...
    a tooth for a tooth...
[08:04] ---
    If you're stolen from,
     steal right back, sir!
[08:08] ---
    This is the space police's fault, anyway,
    for not seriously looking for my board!
SIGN    Annoying
SIGN    Keroro Boss (A-Type)
[08:13] ---
    You must not, Sergeant Keroro!
[08:16] ---
    Are you prepared to sink down
    to becoming a criminal?!
[08:20] ---
    That's all very well,
[08:21] ---
    but I've already proven
    the space police are lazy!
[08:24] ---
    Even if I steal it, there is
    no worry of me being caught!
SIGN    Nothing!
[08:31] ---
    Gero gero gero gero gero!
[08:34] ---
    Gara gara gara gara!
[08:36] ---
    Ah! He's...
[08:38] ---
    Thief, poyo!
[08:39] ---
    Move it, move it, outta the way, gara!
[08:44] ---
    You won't get away, poyo!
[08:46] ---
    Shut up, gara!
[08:48] ---
    Wait, poyo!
[08:50] ---
    See ya!
[08:53] ---
    Poyo poyo...
[08:56] ---
    Hmph! Serves you right, ma'am!
SIGN    Keroro Boss (B-Type)
[08:58] ---
    Sergeant Keroro!
[08:59] ---
    That was Mecha Viper!
[09:01] ---
    Don't you think that
     silently letting him go
[09:03] ---
    brings shame to the name of
     the Keroro Platoon?!
[09:08] ---
    This is... not stealing...
[09:12] ---
    I'm just borrowing for a little while,
     to catch the criminal!
[09:15] ---
    Gara gara!
[09:16] ---
    Gero!
[09:20] ---
    If it's that way he's gone...
[09:23] ---
    ...then if I go this way,
    I can cut him off, sir!
[09:29] ---
    Mecha Viper! I would like a word, sir!
[09:32] ---
    Keronian! You guys are like
    moths to the flame, gara!
[09:36] ---
    Gero!
[09:40] ---
    Gara gara gara!
[09:42] ---
    Keronian, you are defeated!
[09:46] ---
    Gara?
[09:48] ---
    Gara!!
[09:49] ---
    Space Thief Mecha Viper!
[09:51] ---
    I've caught you red-handed, poyo!
[09:57] ---
    Sergeant Keroro, this arrest
    was all thanks to you, poyo!
[10:01] ---
    Thanks for your co-operation, poyo!
[10:03] ---
    Ah... that's okay...
[10:05] ---
    You're welcome.
[10:07] ---
    If I don't slink away quick-like,
[10:09] ---
    I risk getting arrested for some nonsense
    like stealing this board or something!
[10:13] ---
    Well, I'll just be leaving now.
[10:15] ---
    Wait just a minute!
[10:17] ---
    Oh, no!!
[10:18] ---
    That board...
[10:20] ---
    Ahh... I didn't steal this, I just...
[10:22] ---
    I'm so glad it was found, poyo!
[10:24] ---
    Uh?
[10:25] ---
    Its registration number matches, poyo!
[10:28] ---
    That's your board, poyo!
[10:32] ---
    Huh?
[10:33] ---
    This is mine?
[10:35] ---
    Heh.
[10:37] ---
    Isn't that great, Sarge?
[10:39] ---
    The horn decoration is back
    to normal now and everything.
[10:42] ---
    All's well that ends well, sir!
[10:44] ---
    All that's left is to make sure to
    lock it so it doesn't get stolen...
[10:48] ---
    Why are you leaving it here again?
[10:50] ---
    Gero.
[10:53] ---
    Because... you know,
[10:54] ---
    bringing it in and out of the secret base
    every time is a pain. Come on...
[10:58] ---
    Put it away.
[11:01] ---
    Right.
SIGN    Underground Secret Base Monthly Parking Lot Unauthorized vehicles will be removed, sir!
[11:05] ---
    Ah. There we go!
[11:10] ---
    Make sure to keep your
    bikes locked up, everyone!
[11:15] ---
    Right!
[11:26] ---
    The enemy has infiltrated the ship!
[11:28] ---
    What?!
[11:29] ---
    They're headed for the sick bay.
[11:31] ---
    A-Are they...
[11:33] ---
    ...after...
[11:36] ---
    ...the captain?!
[11:38] ---
    Gero!
[11:39] ---
    Captain Geroro's in big trouble!
SIGN    Recording Captain Geroro
[11:42] ---
    Recording Captain Geroro.
[11:54] ---
    Gero!
[11:55] ---
    Wh-What's going to happen, sir?!
[12:02] ---
    Captain Geroro does a fart attack?!
[12:05] ---
    No waaaay. He's not Private Tamama!
[12:10] ---
    Gero!
[12:11] ---
    It unfolded just as I imagined...
[12:15] ---
    What the heck is going on?
[12:20] ---
    Keroro: Heroes, Sir!
SIGN    Captain Geroro Look forward to the next episode!
SIGN    Sponsored by Gerumakku
[12:28] ---
    Ahh, it's over, sir.
[12:30] ---
    End recording.
[12:42] ---
    Kero kero kero...
[12:52] ---
    Gero...
[12:56] ---
    Nooooo!
[13:00] ---
    Kero kero kero...
[13:15] ---
    Full to empty!
[13:18] ---
    Geronwa!
[13:20] ---
    I-It can't be...
[13:24] ---
    Geronwa!
[13:25] ---
    O-Once again, it happened exactly
    the way it came into my head!
[13:30] ---
    Th-This's gotta be...
[13:32] ---
    Yes! There's no other
    possible explanation, sir!
[13:37] ---
    Men, I have an important announcement, sir!
SIGN    Important Announcement
[13:40] ---
    Do not be alarmed... for you see...
SIGN    Awakening to a New Super-Breed
[13:43] ---
    ...I have obtained the power
    to see into the future, sir!
SIGN    Future Forecast
[13:48] ---
    Or, like, future forecast?
[13:50] ---
    Yes...
[13:51] ---
    Finally!
[13:54] ---
    Finally I have awoken as a Newtype.
SIGN    Do you remember? The stuff from the better days...
[13:58] ---
    Or, like, super powers?
[14:00] ---
    That's amazing, Sarge! Is that true?
[14:04] ---
    Hmph. So you have superpowers, huh.
[14:06] ---
    You! You don't believe me, sir?
[14:09] ---
    As a matter of fact, I do.
[14:11] ---
    And that is because...
    I, too, have obtained superpowers.
[14:14] ---
    Gero?
[14:15] ---
    What?
[14:16] ---
    Yes! I have the ability to move from
    point A to point B in the blink of an eye!
SIGN    Point A -----> Point B
[14:22] ---
    Or, like, The Bonchi?
[14:24] ---
    Wow, that's amazing!
[14:26] ---
    I, too, have gotten superpowers!
[14:29] ---
    Huh?
[14:30] ---
    What?
[14:31] ---
    I can create shocking electricity
    like an electric eel!
[14:36] ---
    Or, like, off-grid power?
[14:38] ---
    Wow! You, too, Tamama?
[14:40] ---
    I have telekenesis.
[14:43] ---
    Oh, wow! You, too, Kululu?!
[14:45] ---
    I have attained the power of a human magnet!
[14:48] ---
    Even you, Dororo!
[14:50] ---
    Tch. I thought I was the only one
    who'd gotten superpowers.
[14:54] ---
    Wow! This is incredible, you guys!
[14:57] ---
    But... why did you all suddenly get these?
[15:01] ---
    That'll be the work of the spice.
[15:04] ---
    Spice?
[15:05] ---
    You remember how I treated you all
    to my homemade curry awhile back?
[15:11] ---
    I sprinkled a bit on that.
[15:14] ---
    "Superpower Awakening Spice."
[15:17] ---
    Somehow I knew this would be your doing!
[15:20] ---
    That's all...
[15:21] ---
    No! Good work, good work! Great work, sir!
[15:24] ---
    What?!
[15:25] ---
    The fact that we have obtained
    superpowers is like giving...
[15:28] ---
    ...a demon a club! Char a Zeong!
[15:31] ---
    Now, wherever we go,
    no one will stand in our way!
SIGN    Kero Force
SIGN    Superpower Platoon Kero Force
[15:42] ---
    We are the Superpower Platoon, Kero Force!
[15:45] ---
    With our powers, we'll explosively
    invade Pekopon, sir!
[15:52] ---
    Gefu!
[15:56] ---
    What's wrong, Sarge?
[15:58] ---
    I... I'm going to be hit, sir...
[16:00] ---
    By Lady Natsumi...
[16:04] ---
    He was right!
[16:06] ---
    What on Earth are you playing at?
[16:08] ---
    You left a broken plate all over the floor!
[16:10] ---
    And didn't replace the
    toilet paper after using it all!
[16:13] ---
    That's a point, Sarge.
[16:14] ---
    Gero?
[16:15] ---
    If you can see the future,
[16:17] ---
    why didn't you run away before Sis hit you?
[16:22] ---
    Th-The truth is...
[16:24] ---
    ...I can only actually see
    five seconds into the future, sir.
[16:28] ---
    Huh? Five seconds?
[16:30] ---
    Only five seconds, is it?
[16:32] ---
    Yes. That's the problem, sir.
[16:35] ---
    The five seconds keep passing
    while I'm having the vision,
[16:37] ---
    so it's too late for me
    to do anything about it...
[16:42] ---
    A letter for you.
[16:44] ---
    Ah!
[16:45] ---
    Here.
[16:46] ---
    Gero?
[16:47] ---
    A letter for you.
SIGN    Letter of Challenge to the Keroro Platoon Viper
[16:48] ---
    Th-This is... a letter of
    challenge from Mecha Viper?!
[16:52] ---
    Wh-Where did you get this?
[16:54] ---
    The mailbox, of course.
[16:56] ---
    The mailbox?!
[16:57] ---
    M-Maybe...
[16:59] ---
    ...while he was here posting
    the letter in our mailbox,
[17:01] ---
    he took my board that was parked there!
[17:04] ---
    Gara gara gara gara!
[17:06] ---
    Precisely, gara!
[17:08] ---
    Y-You!
SIGN    Mecha Viper CX (Climax)
[17:09] ---
    Mecha Viper parentheses "Climax"!
[17:11] ---
    I made my getaway just so I could
    settle the score with you guys, gara!
[17:16] ---
    Hmph! Bring it on, sir!
[17:19] ---
    All right, punks!
[17:20] ---
    We'll teach them just how terrifying our
    Superpower Platoon Kero Force can be, sir!
[17:26] ---
    Superpower Platoon Kero Force,
    emergency dispatch!
[17:30] ---
    Gara gara gara!
[17:32] ---
    Show me, then! The terror of
    your platoon's superpowers!
[17:40] ---
    You asked for it, sir!
[17:43] ---
    First, my power of foresight!
[17:45] ---
    ...will be left for later.
[17:48] ---
    Giroro! Strike him from up close
    with your teleportation!
[17:52] ---
    R-Right...
[17:58] ---
    Teleporrrrrt!
[18:00] ---
    Gero?
[18:01] ---
    Huh?
[18:04] ---
    Wh-What's up? Where's the teleporting?
[18:07] ---
    I... I did...
[18:11] ---
    See?
[18:11] ---
    10 cm.
[18:13] ---
    Gero! You aren't saying you can
    only move 10 cm at a time, sir?!
[18:17] ---
    S-Sorry.
[18:19] ---
    Then you, Private 2nd Class Tamama!
    Strike him with a million volts!
[18:22] ---
    Okay!
[18:24] ---
    Okaaay... charge charge charge charge...
[18:28] ---
    Charge charge charge charge charge...
[18:29] ---
    A... a balloon...?
[18:30] ---
    Charge charge charge charge charge!
[18:37] ---
    Mr. Sergeant...
[18:39] ---
    Now... take this...
[18:43] ---
    Ouch!
[18:44] ---
    Wh-What are you doing, sir?!
[18:47] ---
    Wait, you're not telling me...
SIGN    Static Electricity
[18:50] ---
    Static electricity.
[18:52] ---
    Even Denjiro can create
    static electricity, sir!
[18:55] ---
    Sorry.
[18:57] ---
    Which means... Kululu, you too?
[18:59] ---
    Huh? Hnnnnn...
SIGN    Spoon Bending
[19:03] ---
    Spoon bending.
[19:04] ---
    Gero.
SIGN    Irritated
[19:06] ---
    Maybe we should come back later.
[19:07] ---
    My honorable leader!
[19:09] ---
    It is too early to give in!
[19:12] ---
    Oh! Dororo, you were here!
[19:14] ---
    Yes! You can do it, can't you,
     Doronuma-kun?!
[19:17] ---
    Now, with the power of a human magnet,
    draw his movements towards you, and—
[19:20] ---
    One yen!
[19:23] ---
    Please lend me a one-yen coin!
[19:26] ---
    Wh-What are you going to do with one yen?
[19:29] ---
    Come on... Hurry!
[19:33] ---
    Here.
[19:37] ---
    Human magnet!!
SIGN    One Yen Stuck To The Forehead
[19:43] ---
    One yen stuck to the forehead.
SIGN    Irritated
[19:45] ---
    That's... it, right?
[19:47] ---
    Indeed it is.
[19:49] ---
    SNAP!
[19:50] ---
    I've heard enough, gara!
[19:55] ---
    Gero!
[19:57] ---
    Gero! Major trouble!
SIGN    5 seconds ahead
[20:02] ---
    In 5 seconds, I foresee myself...
[20:04] ---
    ...foreseeing myself 5 seconds later foreseeing
    myself 5 seconds later foreseeing myself, sir!
SIGN    5 seconds ahead
SIGN    5 seconds ahead
    5 seconds ahead
    5 seconds ahead
    5 seconds ahead
    5 seconds ahead
    5 seconds ahead
    5 seconds ahead
[20:10] ---
    And then... that me will look 5 seconds
    still further into the future again, and I'll...
[20:16] ---
    Th-This is...
[20:19] ---
    ...me, tomorrow, buying the
    newly-released Gundam model!
[20:22] ---
    Sir, you're one yen short.
[20:24] ---
    What?! I'm one yen short and
    can't buy the Gundam model?!
[20:30] ---
    This is a terrible precognition, sir!
[20:33] ---
    Give me my yen back. Gero?
SIGN    Dororo's sweat
[20:35] ---
    Dororo's sweat.
[20:37] ---
    Noooo! Stay away!
SIGN    Thwack!!
SIGN    Thwack!!
[20:39] ---
    Aaaaaaoooooww!
[20:46] ---
    Charge charge charge charge!
[20:47] ---
    Charge! Charge charge!
[20:49] ---
    Get away from me, gara!
SIGN    Static electricity
[20:52] ---
    Static electricity.
[20:53] ---
    Ouuuuuch!!
SIGN    Self-Destruct Button
[20:55] ---
    Self-destruct button.
[20:58] ---
    This is ridiculous!!
[21:01] ---
    Huh?
[21:04] ---
    Carelessness is the enemy... or is it static?
[21:08] ---
    S-So all that was a coincidence.
[21:11] ---
    No!
[21:13] ---
    Coincidences compounded...
[21:15] ---
    ...amount to inevitability!
[21:17] ---
    It was inevitable that my foresight would
    lead to this lucky conclusion, sir!
[21:22] ---
    Gero gero gero gerori.
[21:24] ---
    Gero gero gero!
SIGN    Toys & Plastic Models Unbalance
[21:25] ---
    And... the next day.
[21:27] ---
    Sir, you're one yen short.
[21:29] ---
    Gero? As I thought...
[21:32] ---
    Knowing the future is pretty useless!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    With your small body, you cheer me up.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Sono chiisa na karada de
    kimi wa boku o hagemasu
[21:49] [SONG] ---
    You see, you see, you see...
[21:49] [SONG] ---
    Hora hora hora
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    With your large eyes, you smile at me.
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Sono ooki na hitomi de
    kimi ga boku ni warau yo
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    You see, you see, you see...
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    Hora hora hora
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    If you lose your way in the darkness,
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Moshi mo kurayami no naka
    kimi ga michi ni mayottara
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    I'll gather light to all
    the gaps in the clouds,
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    boku wa sora no sukima
     ni hikari wo atsumete
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    And come to catch you.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    kimi wo tsukamae ni yuku yo
[22:31] [SONG] ---
    Wait there for me.
[22:31] [SONG] ---
    Matte ite
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    I trust you. I trust you.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    Shinjite'ru yo shinjite'ru yo
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    It's our passphrase.
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    Bokura no aikotoba
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    It'll never wilt. It'll never wilt.
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Kesshite karenai Kesshite karenai
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    The flower blooming in my heart
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Kokoro ni saku hana wa
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    Is your smile.
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    kimi no egao da yo
[23:07] ---
    It's Sergeant Keroro, sir!
[23:09] ---
    Hey, did you know about the
    road traffic safety laws?
SIGN    Don't try this at home, kids!
[23:12] ---
    You have to wear a seat belt,
     even in the back of a car!
SIGN    Whisper Whisper Whisper
[23:17] ---
    And sticking your head
    out of the sunroof while in motion
[23:20] ---
    is sooooo out of the question!
[23:23] ---
    Never mind that! Mother...
[23:26] ---
    "Aki: Editors are Strong, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
    It's a two-parter. How's that?
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!