# E232 - Keroro: Boards and Robbers, Sir! / Keroro: Heroes, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GZ7UVPNN2/keroro-boards-and-robbers-sir--keroro-heroes-sir)
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**[00:01] [SONG] ---**
We are always being pushed
forward by something
**[00:01] [SONG] ---**
Bokura wa itsudemo nanika ni osarenagara
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
As we search for the
secrets of the mysteries.
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
fushigi no tane wo sagashite'ru
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Never gonna stop adventuring!
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Never gonna stop bouken!
**[00:16] [SONG] ---**
Oh-oh-oh!
**[00:16] [SONG] ---**
O-O-O!
**[00:20] [SONG] ---**
On a global scale,
we might be in a revolution.
**[00:20] [SONG] ---**
Chikyuu kibo de bokura wa henkakuki ka mo ne
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
We have greeted the time
of our evolution.
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Shinka no toki mukaeta n' da
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
No matter how tiny the riddle,
I can't leave it alone.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Donna chiicha na nazo mo sutecha okenai yo
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
I can't stop questioning.
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Gimon ga mou tomaran
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
Even Darwin, or anyone else,
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
Daawin datte dare datte
**[00:40] [SONG] ---**
If he found the secret of a mystery,
**[00:40] [SONG] ---**
fushigi no tane o mitsuketara
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
I'm sure, I'm sure he'd want
to know where it leads.
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
kitto kitto ketsumatsu
ga shiritaku naru n' da
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Hide and seek?
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Kakurenbo?
**[00:51] [SONG] ---**
Yep yep!
**[00:51] [SONG] ---**
Haai hai
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Hopscotch?
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Kenkenpa?
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Hoi hoi!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Hooi hoi
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
All the things I wanna try,
with my love for you beside.
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
Yatte mitai koto, daisuki na kimi to
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
Let's just do 'em all, as many as we want!
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
suki na dake yatte shimaou ze!
**[01:02] [SONG] ---**
Take your first step forward with me.
**[01:02] [SONG] ---**
Hajime no ippo wo boku to fumidasou yo
**[01:08] [SONG] ---**
Curiosity power is bursting out!
**[01:08] [SONG] ---**
Koukishin pawaa sakuretsu sa!
**[01:14] [SONG] ---**
We are always searching for something
**[01:14] [SONG] ---**
Bokura wa itsudemo nanika o sagashinagara
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
As we walk through a glittering future.
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
kagayaku mirai aruite'ku
**[01:25] [SONG] ---**
Never gonna stop adventuring!
**[01:25] [SONG] ---**
Never gonna stop bouken!
**[01:32] ---**
Everyone, are you making sure
to lock up your bicycles?
**[01:35] ---**
It's gone! Gone! Gone, sir!
**[01:38] ---**
My...
**[01:39] ---**
...my board...
***SIGN*** Gone
**[01:41] ---**
My flying board is gone, sir!
**[01:46] ---**
Keroro: Boards and Robbers, Sir!
**[01:52] ---**
My board! My board!
**[01:53] ---**
My booooard!
**[01:56] ---**
Doesn't anyone know where
my board went, sir?!
***SIGN*** They don't know
**[02:00] ---**
They don't know.
**[02:01] ---**
Then...
***SIGN*** Stolen
**[02:03] ---**
It's been stolen?!
**[02:05] ---**
Waaah!
**[02:08] ---**
In that case...
**[02:09] ---**
...which one of you jerks stole it?
**[02:12] ---**
What are you suspecting us for?!
**[02:15] ---**
What would be the point of us stealing it?
**[02:18] ---**
Uncle, that's just not fair!
**[02:20] ---**
We've got our own boards.
**[02:22] ---**
Why the heck would we steal yours?
**[02:25] ---**
In that case...
**[02:29] ---**
Surely not... Lady Natsumi?
***SIGN*** Ignored
**[02:32] ---**
So mean...
**[02:33] ---**
Of course we wouldn't!
**[02:35] ---**
And in the first place,
**[02:37] ---**
do you want to explain why these things
are just lying around in our garden?
**[02:39] ---**
Meh, it's a pain to take them out of the
hangar in the base every single time.
**[02:44] ---**
This garden is a "no parking" zone
from now on! Got it?
**[02:47] ---**
Gero...
**[02:48] ---**
Ah, I almost forgot! We're going to be late!
**[02:50] ---**
See you later, Sarge.
**[02:53] ---**
Gero...
**[02:54] ---**
By the way, Keroro,
**[02:56] ---**
you did lock your board up, I hope?
**[02:59] ---**
Huh? Lock?
**[03:01] ---**
I can't remember... did I or didn't I?
**[03:05] ---**
Then it is no surprise it was stolen.
**[03:09] ---**
Or, like, karmic justice?
**[03:11] ---**
You reap what you sow. Find it yourself.
**[03:14] ---**
Nooooooo!
**[03:17] ---**
So?
**[03:18] ---**
What was the value of the board
that was stolen, poyo?
**[03:22] ---**
Uh?
**[03:24] ---**
The value...
**[03:26] ---**
That's a tough one, ma'am...
***SIGN*** 20 Gundam models
**[03:28] ---**
About 20 Gundam models?!
**[03:31] ---**
Uh, no... see, that board,
***SIGN*** Army-Supplied
**[03:33] ---**
it was supplied to me by the army, so...
***SIGN*** Annoying
**[03:38] ---**
Wait. What's up with her?
**[03:40] ---**
Why is she asking me how much it costs?
**[03:43] ---**
Don't tell me, you're gonna
search for it if it costs a lot,
**[03:46] ---**
but if it's cheap, you won't
bother looking, ma'am?!
**[03:48] ---**
Grrrr! You think this is about money?!
**[03:51] ---**
I've been with that board a long time, ma'am!
**[03:55] ---**
I have an attachment to that board that
can't be expressed in words, ma'am!
**[04:01] ---**
Gero gero.
**[04:03] ---**
Poyo poyo?
**[04:04] ---**
So, what should I do, ma'am?
**[04:08] ---**
Have you registered your board, poyo?
**[04:11] ---**
Poyo?
**[04:12] ---**
Uhh... probably?
**[04:15] ---**
Then we'll contact you right away if we
get a report that it's been found, poyo!
**[04:21] ---**
Huh? Contact? You're not going
to look for it with me, ma'am?
**[04:24] ---**
We're very busy, you know, poyo?
**[04:27] ---**
We haven't got enough people to spare
to search for lost boards, poyo!
**[04:33] ---**
Blank stare...
**[04:34] ---**
What the heck?! What the heck?!
**[04:36] ---**
You come down hard on me
every time something happens,
**[04:39] ---**
but you won't help me
when I'm in trouble?!
**[04:42] ---**
Fine! Then I'll find it by myself, ma'am!
**[04:47] ---**
Not here!
**[04:49] ---**
Not here!
**[04:52] ---**
Not here, either.
***SIGN*** Yakiniku
**[04:55] ---**
Not... here... either...
**[04:57] ---**
I-It's nowhere...
**[05:00] ---**
I can't find it anywhere, sir!
**[05:06] ---**
Unbelievable! Leaving them in any old place!
**[05:09] ---**
Bikes go in the bicycle parking area, darn it!
***SIGN*** Craack
**[05:16] ---**
Ouch!
**[05:20] ---**
Maybe in here...?
**[05:22] ---**
Nah, no chance...
**[05:25] ---**
This is a place for
abandoned Pekoponian bikes.
**[05:32] ---**
No... wait...
**[05:34] ---**
What if...
***SIGN*** Salvage Dump
**[05:39] ---**
Dear me.
**[05:40] ---**
I should have searched here
in the first place, sir.
***SIGN*** Abandoned Board Yard
**[05:44] ---**
The abandoned board yard
in Alien Quarter Side 6!
**[05:48] ---**
That said...
**[05:50] ---**
It's not here... not here... not here!
**[05:54] ---**
It really isn't anywhere I look, sir!
**[06:01] ---**
Where's my board?
**[06:04] ---**
Gero.
**[06:06] ---**
A moon-watching party, is it, sir?
**[06:08] ---**
Looks like they're having fun.
**[06:10] ---**
Whereas I'm aimlessly
searching for my board.
**[06:15] ---**
Ahhh! This has started
to feel ridiculous, sir!
***SIGN*** Rage
***SIGN*** Pure Tea
***SIGN*** Instant
Skewered Dumplings
***SIGN*** Pure Tea
**[06:31] ---**
Moon-watching, moon-watching,
how much fun it is!
***SIGN*** Empty...
**[06:39] ---**
Gara gara gara!
**[06:42] ---**
This time, I will get the better
of that Keroro Platoon, gara!
***SIGN*** Mecha Viper CX (Complex)
**[06:46] ---**
Mecha Viper parentheses "Complex"!
***SIGN*** Side 6 Store
**[06:51] ---**
First, to acquire weaponry! Gimme gimme!
**[06:57] ---**
What'll I do...?
**[06:59] ---**
Maybe I'll go home.
**[07:01] ---**
No chance of finding it...
**[07:05] ---**
AAAAAhhhhh!! There it is!!
**[07:07] ---**
I've finally found it, sir!
**[07:10] ---**
My board!
**[07:13] ---**
Gero?
***SIGN*** Not there
**[07:14] ---**
It's not there!
**[07:16] ---**
The horn decoration that marks it
as the leader's ship is not there, sir!
**[07:19] ---**
Gero! I thought I'd finally found it!
**[07:22] ---**
But it isn't mine!
**[07:27] ---**
I'm done.
**[07:29] ---**
I've spent all of my energy, sir.
**[07:32] ---**
I don't even have the energy
to walk back home.
**[07:39] ---**
Glance.
**[07:39] ---**
I know!
**[07:41] ---**
If I just ride this home...
**[07:45] ---**
N-No...
**[07:47] ---**
That would make me a robber...
**[07:49] ---**
It would make me no better than
the culprit who stole my board, sir!
**[07:58] ---**
Glance.
**[08:00] ---**
No... an eye for an eye...
a tooth for a tooth...
**[08:04] ---**
If you're stolen from,
steal right back, sir!
**[08:08] ---**
This is the space police's fault, anyway,
for not seriously looking for my board!
***SIGN*** Annoying
***SIGN*** Keroro Boss (A-Type)
**[08:13] ---**
You must not, Sergeant Keroro!
**[08:16] ---**
Are you prepared to sink down
to becoming a criminal?!
**[08:20] ---**
That's all very well,
**[08:21] ---**
but I've already proven
the space police are lazy!
**[08:24] ---**
Even if I steal it, there is
no worry of me being caught!
***SIGN*** Nothing!
**[08:31] ---**
Gero gero gero gero gero!
**[08:34] ---**
Gara gara gara gara!
**[08:36] ---**
Ah! He's...
**[08:38] ---**
Thief, poyo!
**[08:39] ---**
Move it, move it, outta the way, gara!
**[08:44] ---**
You won't get away, poyo!
**[08:46] ---**
Shut up, gara!
**[08:48] ---**
Wait, poyo!
**[08:50] ---**
See ya!
**[08:53] ---**
Poyo poyo...
**[08:56] ---**
Hmph! Serves you right, ma'am!
***SIGN*** Keroro Boss (B-Type)
**[08:58] ---**
Sergeant Keroro!
**[08:59] ---**
That was Mecha Viper!
**[09:01] ---**
Don't you think that
silently letting him go
**[09:03] ---**
brings shame to the name of
the Keroro Platoon?!
**[09:08] ---**
This is... not stealing...
**[09:12] ---**
I'm just borrowing for a little while,
to catch the criminal!
**[09:15] ---**
Gara gara!
**[09:16] ---**
Gero!
**[09:20] ---**
If it's that way he's gone...
**[09:23] ---**
...then if I go this way,
I can cut him off, sir!
**[09:29] ---**
Mecha Viper! I would like a word, sir!
**[09:32] ---**
Keronian! You guys are like
moths to the flame, gara!
**[09:36] ---**
Gero!
**[09:40] ---**
Gara gara gara!
**[09:42] ---**
Keronian, you are defeated!
**[09:46] ---**
Gara?
**[09:48] ---**
Gara!!
**[09:49] ---**
Space Thief Mecha Viper!
**[09:51] ---**
I've caught you red-handed, poyo!
**[09:57] ---**
Sergeant Keroro, this arrest
was all thanks to you, poyo!
**[10:01] ---**
Thanks for your co-operation, poyo!
**[10:03] ---**
Ah... that's okay...
**[10:05] ---**
You're welcome.
**[10:07] ---**
If I don't slink away quick-like,
**[10:09] ---**
I risk getting arrested for some nonsense
like stealing this board or something!
**[10:13] ---**
Well, I'll just be leaving now.
**[10:15] ---**
Wait just a minute!
**[10:17] ---**
Oh, no!!
**[10:18] ---**
That board...
**[10:20] ---**
Ahh... I didn't steal this, I just...
**[10:22] ---**
I'm so glad it was found, poyo!
**[10:24] ---**
Uh?
**[10:25] ---**
Its registration number matches, poyo!
**[10:28] ---**
That's your board, poyo!
**[10:32] ---**
Huh?
**[10:33] ---**
This is mine?
**[10:35] ---**
Heh.
**[10:37] ---**
Isn't that great, Sarge?
**[10:39] ---**
The horn decoration is back
to normal now and everything.
**[10:42] ---**
All's well that ends well, sir!
**[10:44] ---**
All that's left is to make sure to
lock it so it doesn't get stolen...
**[10:48] ---**
Why are you leaving it here again?
**[10:50] ---**
Gero.
**[10:53] ---**
Because... you know,
**[10:54] ---**
bringing it in and out of the secret base
every time is a pain. Come on...
**[10:58] ---**
Put it away.
**[11:01] ---**
Right.
***SIGN*** Underground Secret Base Monthly Parking Lot Unauthorized vehicles will be removed, sir!
**[11:05] ---**
Ah. There we go!
**[11:10] ---**
Make sure to keep your
bikes locked up, everyone!
**[11:15] ---**
Right!
**[11:26] ---**
The enemy has infiltrated the ship!
**[11:28] ---**
What?!
**[11:29] ---**
They're headed for the sick bay.
**[11:31] ---**
A-Are they...
**[11:33] ---**
...after...
**[11:36] ---**
...the captain?!
**[11:38] ---**
Gero!
**[11:39] ---**
Captain Geroro's in big trouble!
***SIGN*** Recording Captain Geroro
**[11:42] ---**
Recording *Captain Geroro.*
**[11:54] ---**
Gero!
**[11:55] ---**
Wh-What's going to happen, sir?!
**[12:02] ---**
Captain Geroro does a fart attack?!
**[12:05] ---**
No waaaay. He's not Private Tamama!
**[12:10] ---**
Gero!
**[12:11] ---**
It unfolded just as I imagined...
**[12:15] ---**
What the heck is going on?
**[12:20] ---**
Keroro: Heroes, Sir!
***SIGN*** Captain Geroro Look forward to the next episode!
***SIGN*** Sponsored by Gerumakku
**[12:28] ---**
Ahh, it's over, sir.
**[12:30] ---**
End recording.
**[12:42] ---**
Kero kero kero...
**[12:52] ---**
Gero...
**[12:56] ---**
Nooooo!
**[13:00] ---**
Kero kero kero...
**[13:15] ---**
Full to empty!
**[13:18] ---**
Geronwa!
**[13:20] ---**
I-It can't be...
**[13:24] ---**
Geronwa!
**[13:25] ---**
O-Once again, it happened exactly
the way it came into my head!
**[13:30] ---**
Th-This's gotta be...
**[13:32] ---**
Yes! There's no other
possible explanation, sir!
**[13:37] ---**
Men, I have an important announcement, sir!
***SIGN*** Important Announcement
**[13:40] ---**
Do not be alarmed... for you see...
***SIGN*** Awakening to a New Super-Breed
**[13:43] ---**
...I have obtained the power
to see into the future, sir!
***SIGN*** Future Forecast
**[13:48] ---**
Or, like, future forecast?
**[13:50] ---**
Yes...
**[13:51] ---**
Finally!
**[13:54] ---**
Finally I have awoken as a Newtype.
***SIGN*** Do you remember? The stuff from the better days...
**[13:58] ---**
Or, like, super powers?
**[14:00] ---**
That's amazing, Sarge! Is that true?
**[14:04] ---**
Hmph. So you have superpowers, huh.
**[14:06] ---**
You! You don't believe me, sir?
**[14:09] ---**
As a matter of fact, I do.
**[14:11] ---**
And that is because...
I, too, have obtained superpowers.
**[14:14] ---**
Gero?
**[14:15] ---**
What?
**[14:16] ---**
Yes! I have the ability to move from
point A to point B in the blink of an eye!
***SIGN*** Point A -----> Point B
**[14:22] ---**
Or, like, The Bonchi?
**[14:24] ---**
Wow, that's amazing!
**[14:26] ---**
I, too, have gotten superpowers!
**[14:29] ---**
Huh?
**[14:30] ---**
What?
**[14:31] ---**
I can create shocking electricity
like an electric eel!
**[14:36] ---**
Or, like, off-grid power?
**[14:38] ---**
Wow! You, too, Tamama?
**[14:40] ---**
I have telekenesis.
**[14:43] ---**
Oh, wow! You, too, Kululu?!
**[14:45] ---**
I have attained the power of a human magnet!
**[14:48] ---**
Even you, Dororo!
**[14:50] ---**
Tch. I thought I was the only one
who'd gotten superpowers.
**[14:54] ---**
Wow! This is incredible, you guys!
**[14:57] ---**
But... why did you all suddenly get these?
**[15:01] ---**
That'll be the work of the spice.
**[15:04] ---**
Spice?
**[15:05] ---**
You remember how I treated you all
to my homemade curry awhile back?
**[15:11] ---**
I sprinkled a bit on that.
**[15:14] ---**
"Superpower Awakening Spice."
**[15:17] ---**
Somehow I knew this would be your doing!
**[15:20] ---**
That's all...
**[15:21] ---**
No! Good work, good work! Great work, sir!
**[15:24] ---**
What?!
**[15:25] ---**
The fact that we have obtained
superpowers is like giving...
**[15:28] ---**
...a demon a club! Char a Zeong!
**[15:31] ---**
Now, wherever we go,
no one will stand in our way!
***SIGN*** Kero Force
***SIGN*** Superpower Platoon Kero Force
**[15:42] ---**
We are the Superpower Platoon, Kero Force!
**[15:45] ---**
With our powers, we'll explosively
invade Pekopon, sir!
**[15:52] ---**
Gefu!
**[15:56] ---**
What's wrong, Sarge?
**[15:58] ---**
I... I'm going to be hit, sir...
**[16:00] ---**
By Lady Natsumi...
**[16:04] ---**
He was right!
**[16:06] ---**
What on Earth are you playing at?
**[16:08] ---**
You left a broken plate all over the floor!
**[16:10] ---**
And didn't replace the
toilet paper after using it all!
**[16:13] ---**
That's a point, Sarge.
**[16:14] ---**
Gero?
**[16:15] ---**
If you can see the future,
**[16:17] ---**
why didn't you run away before Sis hit you?
**[16:22] ---**
Th-The truth is...
**[16:24] ---**
...I can only actually see
five seconds into the future, sir.
**[16:28] ---**
Huh? Five seconds?
**[16:30] ---**
Only five seconds, is it?
**[16:32] ---**
Yes. That's the problem, sir.
**[16:35] ---**
The five seconds keep passing
while I'm having the vision,
**[16:37] ---**
so it's too late for me
to do anything about it...
**[16:42] ---**
A letter for you.
**[16:44] ---**
Ah!
**[16:45] ---**
Here.
**[16:46] ---**
Gero?
**[16:47] ---**
A letter for you.
***SIGN*** Letter of Challenge to the Keroro Platoon Viper
**[16:48] ---**
Th-This is... a letter of
challenge from Mecha Viper?!
**[16:52] ---**
Wh-Where did you get this?
**[16:54] ---**
The mailbox, of course.
**[16:56] ---**
The mailbox?!
**[16:57] ---**
M-Maybe...
**[16:59] ---**
...while he was here posting
the letter in our mailbox,
**[17:01] ---**
he took my board that was parked there!
**[17:04] ---**
Gara gara gara gara!
**[17:06] ---**
Precisely, gara!
**[17:08] ---**
Y-You!
***SIGN*** Mecha Viper CX (Climax)
**[17:09] ---**
Mecha Viper parentheses "Climax"!
**[17:11] ---**
I made my getaway just so I could
settle the score with you guys, gara!
**[17:16] ---**
Hmph! Bring it on, sir!
**[17:19] ---**
All right, punks!
**[17:20] ---**
We'll teach them just how terrifying our
Superpower Platoon Kero Force can be, sir!
**[17:26] ---**
Superpower Platoon Kero Force,
emergency dispatch!
**[17:30] ---**
Gara gara gara!
**[17:32] ---**
Show me, then! The terror of
your platoon's superpowers!
**[17:40] ---**
You asked for it, sir!
**[17:43] ---**
First, my power of foresight!
**[17:45] ---**
...will be left for later.
**[17:48] ---**
Giroro! Strike him from up close
with your teleportation!
**[17:52] ---**
R-Right...
**[17:58] ---**
Teleporrrrrt!
**[18:00] ---**
Gero?
**[18:01] ---**
Huh?
**[18:04] ---**
Wh-What's up? Where's the teleporting?
**[18:07] ---**
I... I did...
**[18:11] ---**
See?
**[18:11] ---**
10 cm.
**[18:13] ---**
Gero! You aren't saying you can
only move 10 cm at a time, sir?!
**[18:17] ---**
S-Sorry.
**[18:19] ---**
Then you, Private 2nd Class Tamama!
Strike him with a million volts!
**[18:22] ---**
Okay!
**[18:24] ---**
Okaaay... charge charge charge charge...
**[18:28] ---**
Charge charge charge charge charge...
**[18:29] ---**
A... a balloon...?
**[18:30] ---**
Charge charge charge charge charge!
**[18:37] ---**
Mr. Sergeant...
**[18:39] ---**
Now... take this...
**[18:43] ---**
Ouch!
**[18:44] ---**
Wh-What are you doing, sir?!
**[18:47] ---**
Wait, you're not telling me...
***SIGN*** Static Electricity
**[18:50] ---**
Static electricity.
**[18:52] ---**
Even Denjiro can create
static electricity, sir!
**[18:55] ---**
Sorry.
**[18:57] ---**
Which means... Kululu, you too?
**[18:59] ---**
Huh? Hnnnnn...
***SIGN*** Spoon Bending
**[19:03] ---**
Spoon bending.
**[19:04] ---**
Gero.
***SIGN*** Irritated
**[19:06] ---**
Maybe we should come back later.
**[19:07] ---**
My honorable leader!
**[19:09] ---**
It is too early to give in!
**[19:12] ---**
Oh! Dororo, you were here!
**[19:14] ---**
Yes! You can do it, can't you,
Doronuma-kun?!
**[19:17] ---**
Now, with the power of a human magnet,
draw his movements towards you, and—
**[19:20] ---**
One yen!
**[19:23] ---**
Please lend me a one-yen coin!
**[19:26] ---**
Wh-What are you going to do with one yen?
**[19:29] ---**
Come on... Hurry!
**[19:33] ---**
Here.
**[19:37] ---**
Human magnet!!
***SIGN*** One Yen Stuck To The Forehead
**[19:43] ---**
One yen stuck to the forehead.
***SIGN*** Irritated
**[19:45] ---**
That's... it, right?
**[19:47] ---**
Indeed it is.
**[19:49] ---**
SNAP!
**[19:50] ---**
I've heard enough, gara!
**[19:55] ---**
Gero!
**[19:57] ---**
Gero! Major trouble!
***SIGN*** 5 seconds ahead
**[20:02] ---**
In 5 seconds, I foresee myself...
**[20:04] ---**
...foreseeing myself 5 seconds later foreseeing
myself 5 seconds later foreseeing myself, sir!
***SIGN*** 5 seconds ahead
***SIGN*** 5 seconds ahead
5 seconds ahead
5 seconds ahead
5 seconds ahead
5 seconds ahead
5 seconds ahead
5 seconds ahead
**[20:10] ---**
And then... that me will look 5 seconds
still further into the future again, and I'll...
**[20:16] ---**
Th-This is...
**[20:19] ---**
...me, tomorrow, buying the
newly-released Gundam model!
**[20:22] ---**
Sir, you're one yen short.
**[20:24] ---**
What?! I'm one yen short and
can't buy the Gundam model?!
**[20:30] ---**
This is a terrible precognition, sir!
**[20:33] ---**
Give me my yen back. Gero?
***SIGN*** Dororo's sweat
**[20:35] ---**
Dororo's sweat.
**[20:37] ---**
Noooo! Stay away!
***SIGN*** Thwack!!
***SIGN*** Thwack!!
**[20:39] ---**
Aaaaaaoooooww!
**[20:46] ---**
Charge charge charge charge!
**[20:47] ---**
Charge! Charge charge!
**[20:49] ---**
Get away from me, gara!
***SIGN*** Static electricity
**[20:52] ---**
Static electricity.
**[20:53] ---**
Ouuuuuch!!
***SIGN*** Self-Destruct Button
**[20:55] ---**
Self-destruct button.
**[20:58] ---**
This is ridiculous!!
**[21:01] ---**
Huh?
**[21:04] ---**
Carelessness is the enemy... or is it static?
**[21:08] ---**
S-So all that was a coincidence.
**[21:11] ---**
No!
**[21:13] ---**
Coincidences compounded...
**[21:15] ---**
...amount to inevitability!
**[21:17] ---**
It was inevitable that my foresight would
lead to this lucky conclusion, sir!
**[21:22] ---**
Gero gero gero gerori.
**[21:24] ---**
Gero gero gero!
***SIGN*** Toys & Plastic Models Unbalance
**[21:25] ---**
And... the next day.
**[21:27] ---**
Sir, you're one yen short.
**[21:29] ---**
Gero? As I thought...
**[21:32] ---**
Knowing the future is pretty useless!
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
With your small body, you cheer me up.
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Sono chiisa na karada de
kimi wa boku o hagemasu
**[21:49] [SONG] ---**
You see, you see, you see...
**[21:49] [SONG] ---**
Hora hora hora
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
With your large eyes, you smile at me.
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Sono ooki na hitomi de
kimi ga boku ni warau yo
**[22:05] [SONG] ---**
You see, you see, you see...
**[22:05] [SONG] ---**
Hora hora hora
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
If you lose your way in the darkness,
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
Moshi mo kurayami no naka
kimi ga michi ni mayottara
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
I'll gather light to all
the gaps in the clouds,
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
boku wa sora no sukima
ni hikari wo atsumete
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
And come to catch you.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
kimi wo tsukamae ni yuku yo
**[22:31] [SONG] ---**
Wait there for me.
**[22:31] [SONG] ---**
Matte ite
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
I trust you. I trust you.
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Shinjite'ru yo shinjite'ru yo
**[22:36] [SONG] ---**
It's our passphrase.
**[22:36] [SONG] ---**
Bokura no aikotoba
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
It'll never wilt. It'll never wilt.
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Kesshite karenai Kesshite karenai
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
The flower blooming in my heart
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Kokoro ni saku hana wa
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
Is your smile.
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
kimi no egao da yo
**[23:07] ---**
It's Sergeant Keroro, sir!
**[23:09] ---**
Hey, did you know about the
road traffic safety laws?
***SIGN*** Don't try this at home, kids!
**[23:12] ---**
You have to wear a seat belt,
even in the back of a car!
***SIGN*** Whisper Whisper Whisper
**[23:17] ---**
And sticking your head
out of the sunroof while in motion
**[23:20] ---**
is sooooo out of the question!
**[23:23] ---**
Never mind that! Mother...
**[23:26] ---**
"Aki: Editors are Strong, Sir!"
**[23:30] ---**
It's a two-parter. How's that?
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!