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E67 - Fuyuki & Momoka's Secret Mystery Date, Sir! / Keroro: Come On, Let's Make a Video Game, Sir!

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[00:01] [SONG] ---
    Here we go!
[00:01] [SONG] ---
    "Sore ike~!!!"
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Sometimes curiosity kills the cat.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Inu demo arukeba bou ni wa ataru
[00:16] [SONG] ---
    Sometimes even monkeys fall from trees.
[00:16] [SONG] ---
    Saru mo ki kara ochiru koto mo aru
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    Even in your field of expertise,
    once in a while,
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    Tokui-bunya demo tama ni wa
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    You're bound to mess up.
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Shippai suru koto mo aru deshou
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    For times like that: irresponsibility!
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Sonna toki ni wa musekinin
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    Not thinking is the surefire way to win.
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    Kangaenai no ga hisshou-hou sa
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    You've just gotta say,
    "Wow, today's my lucky day,"
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Tama ni wa yoi koto aru no sa to
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    And make like you did it on purpose.
    That's the key.
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    Hiraki-naoru no ga kanjin na no deshou
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    Let's do everything and anything!
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
[00:40] [SONG] ---
    Let's just give it a go.
[00:40] [SONG] ---
    Paatto itcho yarimashou
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    The truth is, everyone's irresponsible.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    Jitsu wa minasan musekinin
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    It's more fun when you're brainless.
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Atama karappo no hou ga tanoshii no sa
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Let's do everything and anything!
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Let's just give it a go.
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Paatto itcho yarimashou
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    They keep saying
    Japanese people are depressing.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Nihonjin wa kurai ne to
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    Isn't it time we did something about that?
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    Itsumademo iwareteru baai ja nai deshou
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    Let's do everything and anything!
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Let's just give it a go.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Paatto itcho yarimashou
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    And all of that is a relativistic
    anthropological argument, you see.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Soshite subete ga soutai-seiriron-teki na
    jinruigakuron de aru wake desu
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    Let's do everything and anything!
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Good job!
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    "Gokurousan!!!"
[01:34] ---
    Hey, have you heard?
[01:36] ---
    About that thing, right?
[01:37] ---
    They say it's on the bank
    of Inner-Tokyo River.
[01:40] ---
    In that old school building
    no one goes to.
[01:42] ---
    Yeah... and they say... that it's haunted!
[01:46] ---
    No way!
[01:48] ---
    Nishizawa-san!
[01:49] ---
    Yes?
SIGN    Occult Club About the School Mystery Spot
[01:50] ---
    Let's not waste any time and go tonight.
[01:52] ---
    What?
[01:53] ---
    A mysterious supernatural phenomenon
[01:55] ---
    that occurs at an abandoned school building!
[01:56] ---
    As an occult research club, we can't miss
    this opportunity to investigate it.
[02:01] ---
    Exploring a horror spot
    with just Fuyuki-kun and me?
[02:05] ---
    Could that... possibly mean...?!
[02:08] ---
    Aw! I'm scared, Fuyuki-kun!
[02:11] ---
    It'll be okay. Because I'll protect you!
[02:13] ---
    Okay!
[02:16] ---
    What's wrong, Nishizawa-san?
[02:19] ---
    Oh, nothing! Let's go, Fuyuki-kun!
[02:25] ---
    Fuyuki & Momoka's
    Secret Mystery Date, Sir!
SIGN    Night Duty Room
[02:40] ---
    It's so hoooot!
[02:42] ---
    It's so hot, sir!
[02:44] ---
    It's suddenly gotten very summery,
[02:46] ---
    and it's getting to me, sir.
[02:49] ---
    The rumors are flying on
    message boards online, too.
[02:53] ---
    We will make this location
    known as a mystery spot,
[02:56] ---
    and in time,
SIGN    Kero-Kero Mysteryland
    Opening Soon!!
[02:57] ---
    we'll turn it into a tourist spot
    called "Kero-Kero Mysteryland"!
SIGN    Kero-Kero Mysteryland Entrance
[03:00] ---
    We'll charge people an admission fee,
[03:02] ---
    and they'll come seeking thrills
    and chills on summer nights.
[03:05] ---
    And furthermore, if we rake it in
    through the sale of related goods,
SIGN    Kero-Kero Mysteryland
    Opening Soon!!
[03:08] ---
    the Pekopon invasion budget
    will be sitting pretty, sir!
[03:12] ---
    Uncle, we have our first visitors of the day!
[03:15] ---
    Or, like, business booming?
[03:17] ---
    Ooh! Then let us get fired up
    and scare them, sir!
[03:21] ---
    Master Fuyuki and Lady Momoka?
[03:23] ---
    What shall we do, Uncle?
[03:26] ---
    What a stroke of good luck!
[03:28] ---
    If we can scare Master Fuyuki, who
    is a connoisseur of all things occult,
[03:31] ---
    our plan is all but assured
    of success, ma'am!
SIGN    Horror!! Operation Seven Mysteries of the School
[03:36] ---
    Horror! The Seven Mysteries of the School!
SIGN    Mystery 1
[03:40] ---
    Number 1, the standard
    Hanako-san in the bathroom.
[03:42] ---
    Number 2, the painting of dancing ballerinas.
SIGN    Mystery 2
SIGN    Mystery 3
[03:46] ---
    Number 3, the terrifying music room.
SIGN    Mystery 4
[03:49] ---
    Number 4, the skeleton in the science room.
[03:51] ---
    And we skip 5 and 6...
SIGN    Mystery 5 & 6
SIGN    Omitted Numbers
[03:53] ---
    What?!
SIGN    Mystery 7
[03:54] ---
    Number 7,
[03:55] ---
    a female high school student
[03:57] ---
    lingering alone in a
    supposedly empty classroom.
[03:59] ---
    This will be your role, Lady Mois.
[04:01] ---
    Yes, Uncle.
[04:03] ---
    Hold on! You said seven mysteries,
    but that's only five!
[04:06] ---
    We're not going to
    sweat the details, sir.
[04:09] ---
    Master Fuyuki, may you cry out
    in the abyss of terror, sir!
[04:15] ---
    The deterioration here is pretty advanced.
[04:17] ---
    It's so creepy!
[04:21] ---
    Fuyuki-kun...
[04:23] ---
    Are you all right, Nishizawa-san?
[04:25] ---
    Yes.
SIGN    Squeeze
SIGN    Ba-dum
[04:27] ---
    Oh! The warmth of Fuyuki-kun's hand!
[04:30] ---
    What'll I do if Fuyuki-kun hears
    how my heart's pounding?
[04:35] ---
    Huh?
[04:39] ---
    Wh-What could that sound be?
[04:43] ---
    Th-Those are...
[04:44] ---
    ...rappings!
[04:46] ---
    What are those?
[04:48] ---
    They're mysterious sounds
    that are said to be deeply related
[04:51] ---
    to paranormal phenomena.
SIGN    Bathroom
[05:06] ---
    I am Hanako!
[05:09] ---
    Now, come over here and play with me!
SIGN    Bathroom
[05:13] ---
    I was pretty sure the sound was
    coming from somewhere over here...
[05:16] ---
    It looks like a restroom...
[05:18] ---
    A school restroom?!
[05:20] ---
    Does that mean
[05:21] ---
    this could be the famous
    Hanako-san in the bathroom?
[05:24] ---
    That's right! I am Hanako!
[05:27] ---
    Come in here already!
[05:35] ---
    What's wrong, Nishizawa-san?!
[05:37] ---
    Fuyuki-kun, th-there!
[05:39] ---
    Huh?
SIGN    Girls' Bathroom
[05:41] ---
    Girls' bathroom!
[05:42] ---
    This place may be abandoned,
[05:43] ---
    but going into a girls' bathroom
    would be bad, wouldn't it?
[05:46] ---
    Shall we go?
[05:50] ---
    I am Hanako!
SIGN    Crushed
[05:51] ---
    Wait... no!
[05:56] ---
    Mystery 1 has failed.
[05:57] ---
    Th-This is nothing! Next, sir! Next!
[06:00] ---
    Lance Corporal Dororo!
[06:02] ---
    Oh, Keroro-kun.
[06:04] ---
    So if I dance in this outfit,
[06:05] ---
    it will make Master Fuyuki
    and Lady Momoka happy?
[06:08] ---
    That's exactly right, sir.
[06:10] ---
    Have faith in yourself,
     and let's get dancing!
[06:12] ---
    Understood! I will dance with
    all the enthusiasm I can muster!
[06:16] ---
    It'll be dangerous if the floor
    gives way again or something,
[06:19] ---
    so we'd better not go upstairs.
    Let's call it a day, and...
[06:21] ---
    N-No!
[06:23] ---
    If we go home now,
    I won't get to cling to you!
[06:25] ---
    I mean, it will reflect badly
    on the occult research club!
SIGN    Clench
[06:29] ---
    All right. Then, just a little longer.
[06:32] ---
    I'm not gonna let this chance slip away!
SIGN    Art Room
[06:36] ---
    It looks like this is the art room.
[06:39] ---
    Nothing seems
    particularly out of the ordinary.
[06:44] ---
    There are a lot of things in here, though.
[06:47] ---
    There's a statue over here.
[06:49] ---
    It feels rather creepy.
[06:51] ---
    But it seems unrelated to
    any kind of occult phenomena.
[06:55] ---
    That is true.
SIGN    Crushed
[07:02] ---
    Seven Mysteries #2 also failed.
[07:04] ---
    We're not finished yet!
[07:06] ---
    We will go with 3 next, sir!
SIGN    Music Room
[07:08] ---
    Corporal Giroro,
    I'm counting on you, sir!
[07:10] ---
    R-Right! Leave it to me!
[07:13] ---
    I-If you're gonna come, bring it!
[07:15] ---
    Please come soon!
[07:17] ---
    This creepy atmosphere...
[07:19] ---
    Even I can't...
[07:21] ---
    D-Dumbo! Don't glower at me like that!
[07:28] ---
    I'm begging you...
[07:30] ---
    Please stop.
[07:32] ---
    Da-da-da-dun.
[07:34] ---
    It's the music room, but...
[07:36] ---
    Nothing seems particularly
    out of the ordinary here, either.
[07:44] ---
    What could this be?
[07:50] ---
    The portrait!
[07:52] ---
    Let's get out of here!
[07:58] ---
    Target on the move,
[07:59] ---
    heading from the music room
    towards the science room!
[08:02] ---
    That was somewhat
[08:03] ---
    different from what we had
    originally planned, sir.
[08:06] ---
    But it worked out in the end, sir!
[08:07] ---
    Next up is #4 of the Seven Mysteries.
[08:10] ---
    We'll follow up hard on the heels
    of that success, sir!
SIGN    Science Room
[08:16] ---
    What in the world was that?
[08:19] ---
    F-Fuyuki-kun...
[08:22] ---
    This is my golden opportunity.
[08:25] ---
    Fuyuki-kun, I'm scared!
[08:28] ---
    It'll be okay. I'll protect you. You'll see.
SIGN    Who is this?
[08:32] ---
    Uh, but like, who is that?
[08:35] ---
    Fuyuki-kun! Here I go!
[08:41] ---
    I'm scared!
[08:49] ---
    Dendro, dendro, dendro, dendro, dendro...
[08:53] ---
    A dancing skeleton?!
[08:55] ---
    Dendro-bium.
[08:59] ---
    You idiot! This is no time to be scared!
[09:02] ---
    Th-That's true...
[09:03] ---
    Dendro, dendro...
[09:05] ---
    Now's your chance, Momoka!
[09:07] ---
    I'm scared, Fuyuki-kun!
[09:10] ---
    Huh?
[09:11] ---
    This way, Nishizawa-san!
[09:12] ---
    Why?!
[09:14] ---
    Dendro!
[09:18] ---
    Behold the formidable power
[09:20] ---
    of this science room
    skeleton-type Pekoponian suit!
[09:24] ---
    Dendro!
[09:26] ---
    Dendro!
[09:29] ---
    That's enough already, ya jerk!
[09:33] ---
    Smack!
[09:36] ---
    Sarge?!
[09:38] ---
    Mr. Sergeant?
[09:39] ---
    So Mystery 4 also failed, huh?
[09:44] ---
    So the paranormal phenomena
    at this school were pranks of yours, Sarge?
[09:51] ---
    I swear...
[09:59] ---
    Mois-chan?
[10:03] ---
    It's not nice to put ghosts on display.
[10:07] ---
    I'm sorry, sir!
[10:09] ---
    But what a disappointment.
[10:10] ---
    Here I'd thought we'd
    actually get to come across
[10:12] ---
    some real occult phenomena, too.
[10:14] ---
    I'm disappointed, too.
[10:16] ---
    But you were the most ghost-like, Mois.
[10:19] ---
    Even though you weren't scary,
    because your turn came too late.
[10:22] ---
    That's Lady Mois for you!
[10:24] ---
    What? But I was watching
    the monitor the whole time...
[10:28] ---
    What?
[10:32] ---
    There goes our plan to open Mysteryland.
[10:34] ---
    Or, like, nothing endures?
[10:39] ---
    What is the matter, Fuyuki-kun?
[10:43] ---
    Oh, what are you all up to?
[10:45] ---
    Sis, do you know the abandoned school
[10:48] ---
    on the bank of Inner-Tokyo River?!
[10:50] ---
    Oh, I know the place.
    The one that got torn down, right?
[10:55] ---
    That was a year or so ago, right?
[10:59] ---
    It's an empty lot now, so it
    looks all neat and tidy, doesn't it?
[11:03] ---
    Then, the place we were at was...
[11:06] ---
    Y-You've got to be mistaken
    about that, Lady Natsumi, ma'am!
[11:09] ---
    Lady Mois, let's see the video we took
    from the surveillance cameras!
[11:13] ---
    Right!
[11:23] ---
    Just what could have
    been recorded on that video?
[11:27] ---
    Due to its overly terrifying nature,
    we cannot possibly show it to you.
[11:49] ---
    Yes!
[11:50] ---
    You're really into this game, Sis.
[11:53] ---
    Shh! Be quiet for a bit!
[11:55] ---
    All right! I'm finally on the last stage!
[11:58] ---
    Here we go, Great Demon Lord of Evil!
[12:00] ---
    Do you all play a lot of games?
[12:04] ---
    It seems Natsumi-chan
[12:05] ---
    is absorbed in a game for the
    first time in a long while, but...
[12:08] ---
    Master Fuyuki!
[12:10] ---
    Look! Look!
[12:11] ---
    The newly released MG Adzam!
[12:14] ---
    It comes with M'Quve's fine vase, sir!
[12:16] ---
    Hey, look! Look!
[12:18] ---
    L-Look!
[12:22] ---
    You... stupid... frog...!
[12:25] ---
    Gero?
[12:26] ---
    I was so close! Look what you did!
[12:37] ---
    Such cruel treatment over
    nothing more than a game...
[12:41] ---
    Nothing more than a game...
[12:43] ---
    And yet, nothing less than a game...
[12:48] ---
    Keroro: Come On,
    Let's Make a Video Game, Sir!
SIGN    Project Development Room Personnel Only
[12:54] ---
    What?!
[12:55] ---
    We're going to make a video game?
[12:58] ---
    Why this, all of a sudden?
[13:00] ---
    First, take a look at this, sir.
[13:03] ---
    Pekoponians love video games.
[13:06] ---
    From children to adults,
    they are all obsessed, sir.
[13:09] ---
    Therefore, if we pour all of
    our Keronian technology into it
[13:13] ---
    and make a super awesome game...
[13:15] ---
    I see.
[13:17] ---
    So we'll use that game to control
    the Pekoponians as we please.
[13:21] ---
    You're thinking on such
    a small scale, sir!
[13:23] ---
    What?!
SIGN    Exclusive Interview Huge Hit Keroro
[13:24] ---
    If we can score all 10s in the
    video game magazine ratings,
SIGN    Love Fighter The Legendary 16 Shots Per Second The Beanbag King
[13:27] ---
    we can make a sequel, and then another,
    turning it into a hugely popular franchise!
[13:30] ---
    We'll also earn loads of royalties,
[13:32] ---
    which will secure our livelihoods
    for the next 10 years, sir!
SIGN    Royalty Income
SIGN    © Acquired
[13:38] ---
    Mr. Sergeant, the smallness
    of your thinking is amazing!
[13:41] ---
    Sergeant Major Kululu,
    set up that device for us!
[13:43] ---
    Roger.
[13:45] ---
    Idea Realization Monitor. Floor mat type.
SIGN    Idea Realization Monitor
    (Floor Mat Type)
[13:49] ---
    Just wear this helmet,
    and through 3D holographs,
[13:52] ---
    everyone can see a three-dimensional
    projection of your idea.
[13:55] ---
    Then I will go first!
[13:57] ---
    This is my idea for a game!
[14:01] ---
    Gero?
[14:02] ---
    I call it...
SIGN    Tamama's Snack Warehouse
[14:03] ---
    Snack Warehouse Guard!
[14:05] ---
    In the game, you can freely
    eat whatever snacks you like.
[14:08] ---
    But if you carelessly eat
    from the bottom,
[14:11] ---
    the mountain of snacks will collapse,
     and it will be game over!
[14:13] ---
    What do you think? Fun, right?
[14:15] ---
    Eating snacks in-game
    won't fill your stomach,
[14:18] ---
    and above all else,
    it's too mundane, sir!
SIGN    Rejected
[14:20] ---
    Rejected!
[14:21] ---
    What?
[14:23] ---
    Then how about a practical game
    that can come in handy in real life?
[14:27] ---
    Gero?
SIGN    G66's Firearms Disassembly Time Trial Game
[14:29] ---
    You have to swiftly disassemble firearms
[14:31] ---
    and then reassemble them perfectly again.
[14:33] ---
    A time trial game!
[14:35] ---
    Disassembling and reassembling
    and disassembling and reassembling...
[14:38] ---
    Those who clear the handgun
    will get to move on to the rifle.
[14:42] ---
    After that, they'll clear the anti-tank gun,
[14:44] ---
    and ultimately, they'll come to own
    a heavy metal particle beam cannon!
[14:49] ---
    What do you think?! A good idea, right?!
[14:52] ---
    Only a niche group of gun
    enthusiasts would buy that!
SIGN    Rejected
[14:58] ---
    In that case, Uncle, how about a game
    that features lots of cute animals?
[15:03] ---
    Ooh!
SIGN    Mois's More-More Animal Fantasy Start
[15:07] ---
    Ooh, this looks like it could be a hit
    as a family-oriented game, sir.
SIGN    Mr. Jupiter
    Back Select Next
SIGN    Peepy Woof
    Charm Meowtsy
    Sea Ribboon
[15:12] ---
    First, you pick three animals to be your
    partners, and a planet of your choice.
SIGN    Score
[15:17] ---
    Once you've made your selection,
    with your cute animals,
[15:20] ---
    you will work cooperatively
    to destroy your chosen planet.
[15:24] ---
    Or, like, anguished screaming?
SIGN    Anguished Screaming
SIGN    Rejected
[15:26] ---
    Lady Mois, that is not quite an idea
    we'll be able to use, ma'am.
[15:31] ---
    So sad...
[15:32] ---
    Or, like, sinking feeling?
[15:35] ---
    Then how about something like this?
[15:38] ---
    One of those so-called
    dating simulation games.
SIGN    Moé Simuation
[15:42] ---
    Oh, so the target audience
    will be limited to men, sir.
SIGN     .........
SIGN    Love Love Points
    
    
    
    Perfect Love
[15:45] ---
    But this is quite...
SIGN     You freaking moron~~~~~!!!
[15:47] ---
    You freaking moron!
SIGN    Smaaaaaaack!!!
SIGN    Love Love Points
    
    
    
    Still Love
[15:49] ---
    Huh?
SIGN     You're an idiot, Onii-chan...
SIGN    Love Love Points
    
    
    
    Perfect Love
[15:51] ---
    An ordinary dating simulation
    game would be boring,
SIGN     I hate you!
SIGN    Love Love Points
    
    
    
    Iffy Love
[15:54] ---
    so it's got an absolute
    heartbreak system
SIGN     Let's stay friends.
[15:56] ---
    where your love will always fail,
    no matter how hard you try.
SIGN    Love Love Points
    
    
    
    No Love
[15:59] ---
    You died!
[16:01] ---
    I suppose you could say
    that this reflects reality.
[16:04] ---
    I do not want to suffer
    such pain in a game, sir.
[16:08] ---
    Rejected! Rejected! Rejected!
[16:09] ---
    If you can't see how entertaining
    that is, it's no use talking to you.
[16:14] ---
    I swear! Are you really even trying?!
[16:17] ---
    Eh?! Do you get this?!
[16:18] ---
    With projects like this,
    you just need the flashiest visuals,
[16:21] ---
    while keeping the work
    required to a minimum!
[16:24] ---
    Beyond that, you just market it
    relentlessly, sir!
[16:27] ---
    You're all going back to the drawing board
    and coming up with new ideas!
[16:30] ---
    The deadline is tomorrow morning!
[16:32] ---
    Do you understand, men?!
SIGN    To Mr. Sergeant
SIGN    To Keroro
[16:36] ---
    Wh-What in the world is this?
SIGN    To Uncle
SIGN    Put one coin in.
    -Keroro
SIGN    Goodbye
[16:39] ---
    Everyone has withdrawn from the project.
[16:42] ---
    What?!
SIGN    To Mr. Sergeant
[16:43] ---
    My ideas get completely ignored,
    so there is nothing fulfilling about this.
SIGN    To Keroro
[16:48] ---
    It's wrong for you to expect us
     to come up with ideas,
[16:51] ---
    while you think of nothing yourself!
SIGN    To Uncle
[16:54] ---
    I presented an idea that I thought was fun,
[16:57] ---
    so it was a huge shock to have it rejected.
[16:59] ---
    Or, like, workers' protest?
[17:01] ---
    A difference of sensibilities.
SIGN    ku ku ku ku @ ku ku ku ku A difference of sensibilities. ku ku ku ku @ ku ku ku ku ku ku ku ku @ ku ku ku ku
[17:03] ---
    No!
[17:07] ---
    And here I was, dedicating
    myself to leading this effort!
[17:10] ---
    So I'm the sole bad guy here, sir?!
[17:16] ---
    In that case, I'll become
    a real bad guy, sir!
[17:29] ---
    What the heck? Those guys...
[17:32] ---
    My honorable leader.
[17:34] ---
    Dororo.
[17:35] ---
    Is there something that I, the bad guy,
    can help you with, sir?
[17:39] ---
    You know, Keroro-kun,
[17:41] ---
    if it's not something you can enjoy yourself,
[17:44] ---
    you can't expect others to enjoy it, either.
[17:48] ---
    That's right.
[17:49] ---
    For example, even when you
    serve food to your customers,
[17:53] ---
    you want to serve dishes that
    you think are delicious, right?
[17:56] ---
    I think it might be the
    same for making games, too.
[18:02] ---
    Dororo...
[18:04] ---
    I was...
[18:05] ---
    I was wrong, sir!
[18:10] ---
    I will draw upon my
    initial enthusiasm once again
[18:11] ---
    and make a game that we would
    want to play ourselves, sir!
[18:16] ---
    Yes!
[18:17] ---
    I'll do it!
[18:19] ---
    I'll do it!
SIGN    Youth
[18:21] ---
    I'll do it, sir!
[18:27] ---
    Mr. Sergeant is probably depressed.
[18:32] ---
    It'll be good medicine for him.
[18:38] ---
    You guys!
[18:40] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[18:41] ---
    I want you to help me once more, sir!
[18:44] ---
    This time for sure, it will be our game!
[18:46] ---
    Let us make a game that we would
    want to play ourselves, sir!
[18:53] ---
    I have been waiting to hear those words!
[18:56] ---
    Uncle!
[19:01] ---
    Took you long enough to figure that out.
[19:03] ---
    Okay, everyone! Let's make
    a real game, sir!
SIGN    Keroro Platoon Commence Game Production!!
[19:07] ---
    Yeah!
[19:08] ---
    Or, like, powers combined?
[19:10] ---
    Or, like, you've forgotten
    about me, haven't you?!
[19:15] ---
    Thus, the reborn Keroro Platoon
    gave rise to a revolutionary game!
[19:24] ---
    Complete, sir!
[19:28] ---
    A game that you stupid frogs made?
[19:30] ---
    Is it actually fun?
[19:33] ---
    We made it without any sleep or rest.
[19:35] ---
    We are super, super confident
    of our product, sir!
[19:36] ---
    So? What do you expect us to do?
[19:39] ---
    Before we offer it for sale,
    we would love to hear
[19:42] ---
    the candid opinion of the
    average gamer, sir.
[19:45] ---
    Yeah.
[19:48] ---
    Wh-What's this?
[19:50] ---
    Existing game consoles
[19:52] ---
    cannot fully render our
    grand vision, after all, sir.
[19:55] ---
    And aren't the controllers oddly huge?
[19:58] ---
    No, no, that kind of thing
    will be a given in future games.
[20:02] ---
    So, Sarge, what about
    the crucial game software?
[20:05] ---
    Oh, pardon me.
[20:08] ---
    Th-This many?
[20:10] ---
    Our ideas kept getting bigger and bigger,
[20:12] ---
    so it ended up being a 256-disc
    set of DVD-ROMs, sir.
[20:15] ---
    256 discs...?
[20:17] ---
    Never mind that!
[20:18] ---
    Go on! Please get right
    to trying it, sir.
SIGN    Super Keroron Quest
[20:28] ---
    Wow, it looks pretty authentic.
SIGN    Main Menu
SIGN    Story Mode
    Free Mode
    2-Player
    Coop Mode
    Training Options
[20:31] ---
    So the controls are the same
    as your typical RPG, huh?
[20:34] ---
    An intuitive interface is a
    basic must, after all, sir.
[20:38] ---
    Huh? We get thrown into
    a jungle right from the start?
[20:46] ---
    Wha?!
[20:46] ---
    Wh-Wh-Wh-Wha...
[20:48] ---
    It came leaping out of the screen!
[20:51] ---
    TVs connected to this game console
[20:53] ---
    gain the ability to give
    substance to objects!
[20:55] ---
    This is truly a Pekoponian first!
SIGN    Pekoponian First!!
    (Patent pending)
[20:59] ---
    The controllers!
[21:00] ---
    What?!
[21:01] ---
    Come on! Shoot it before it gets you!
[21:03] ---
    So we just have to shoot it, right?!
[21:08] ---
    We did it!
[21:09] ---
    Wait...
[21:11] ---
    Oh, this is the stage that I came up with!
[21:15] ---
    How are we supposed to
    fight something like this?!
[21:17] ---
    I'm passing on this stage!
[21:19] ---
    You lose!
[21:28] ---
    Wh-What are we supposed to do here?
[21:30] ---
    It has begun!
[21:32] ---
    This is where the stage
    we came up with starts.
[21:35] ---
    We can't take these guys down
    or run away from them!
[21:38] ---
    The difficulty is too high!
[21:40] ---
    Oh, come on. Put forth a little effort,
    and you'll clear it easily, sir.
[21:44] ---
    No way that's true!
[21:46] ---
    And the controller keeps
    morphing like mad, too.
[21:48] ---
    I can't put up with a
    nonsensical game like this!
[21:52] ---
    Why, you!
[21:54] ---
    That's the greatest insult you
    could fling against a game creator!
[21:57] ---
    In that case,
[21:59] ---
    I will show you how it's done, sir!
[22:01] ---
    Are you paying attention, sir?!
[22:03] ---
    Watch carefully...
[22:08] ---
    We got you!
[22:08] ---
    Poor Sergeant Keroro has
    been sucked into the game world!
[22:09] ---
    Help me!
[22:11] ---
    Sarge!
[22:12] ---
    Stupid frog!
[22:15] ---
    Play your games one hour per day.
[22:17] ---
    Don't forget to save often.
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    Invaders!
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    Shinryakusha!!
[22:34] [SONG] ---
    Invaders!
[22:34] [SONG] ---
    Shinryakusha!!
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    Please give me love.
     Give me lots, lots more.
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    Ai o kudasai motto motto kudasai
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    Come on, it's not like
    you'll have less of it.
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    Ii ja nai no heru mon ja aru mai shi
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    I want to live my life for you,
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    Anata no tame ni ikite ikitai
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    As long as you'll let me live
    in the lap of luxury.
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Zeitaku sasete kureru nara

[22:50] [SONG] ---
    DO YA DO! What comes next in the dream?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    DO YA DO Yume no tsuzuki
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    DO YA DO! Let me see what happens.
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    DO YA DO Misasete yo ne
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    I'll give it my darnedest best and do it,
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    Ganbari-makutte yattaru de
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    But even then, I'll take a break
    once in a while.
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    Sondemo tama ni wa hito-yasumi
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    How's that? How's that? How's that?
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    Dosu ka? Dosu ka? Dosu ka?
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    How about something like this?
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Konnan de dossu ka?
[23:05] [SONG] ---
    When you're in that
    critically desperate situation,
[23:05] [SONG] ---
    Zettai no zetsumei no pinchi wa
[23:08] [SONG] ---
    Shake your hips and fake it!
     Dancing, dancing!
[23:08] [SONG] ---
    Koshi futte gomakase danshin danshin!
[23:12] [SONG] ---
    I want love and courage,
    and to be popular! (I want it...)
[23:12] [SONG] ---
    Ai to yuuki to ninki hoshii yo~ (Hoshii~)
[23:19] [SONG] ---
    I'll do it with spirit and guts!
[23:19] [SONG] ---
    Konjou to kiai de yarimasu
[23:23] [SONG] ---
    For crabbiness, drink milk for calcium!
[23:23] [SONG] ---
    Ira-ira ni wa gyuunyuu de karushiumu!
[23:27] [SONG] ---
    If things don't go well,
[23:27] [SONG] ---
    Umaku ikanai nara
[23:31] [SONG] ---
    That's because you are a stupid kid...
[23:31] [SONG] ---
    Sore wa "bouya dakara sa..."
[23:39] [SONG] ---
    Invaders!
[23:39] [SONG] ---
    Shinryakusha!!
[23:52] ---
    Lavie here. What should we do
    to stay cool during the summer?
[23:56] ---
    I have a suffocatingly fired up
    big brother in the family,
[23:58] ---
    and I can't even buy wind chimes,
    to say nothing of an air conditioner unit.
[24:01] ---
    I do have a round paper fan
    I received as a gift, though.
[24:03] ---
    Oh, I'm so sorry for asking
    such a strange question.
[24:05] ---
    Never mind that. Next time we have
    before and after shots by yours truly.
[24:08] ---
    "Keroro's Extreme Makeover:
    Dramatic Renovations Edition, Sir!"
[24:12] ---
    "Dororo: Here I Come!
    Fateful Showdown, Sir!"
[24:16] ---
    These two stories.
    How's that?
[24:18] ---
    Ge-Gero!