E67 - Fuyuki & Momoka's Secret Mystery Date, Sir! / Keroro: Come On, Let's Make a Video Game, Sir!
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[00:01] [SONG] ---
Here we go!
[00:01] [SONG] ---
"Sore ike~!!!"
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Sometimes curiosity kills the cat.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Inu demo arukeba bou ni wa ataru
[00:16] [SONG] ---
Sometimes even monkeys fall from trees.
[00:16] [SONG] ---
Saru mo ki kara ochiru koto mo aru
[00:19] [SONG] ---
Even in your field of expertise,
once in a while,
[00:19] [SONG] ---
Tokui-bunya demo tama ni wa
[00:22] [SONG] ---
You're bound to mess up.
[00:22] [SONG] ---
Shippai suru koto mo aru deshou
[00:25] [SONG] ---
For times like that: irresponsibility!
[00:25] [SONG] ---
Sonna toki ni wa musekinin
[00:28] [SONG] ---
Not thinking is the surefire way to win.
[00:28] [SONG] ---
Kangaenai no ga hisshou-hou sa
[00:31] [SONG] ---
You've just gotta say,
"Wow, today's my lucky day,"
[00:31] [SONG] ---
Tama ni wa yoi koto aru no sa to
[00:34] [SONG] ---
And make like you did it on purpose.
That's the key.
[00:34] [SONG] ---
Hiraki-naoru no ga kanjin na no deshou
[00:37] [SONG] ---
Let's do everything and anything!
[00:37] [SONG] ---
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
[00:40] [SONG] ---
Let's just give it a go.
[00:40] [SONG] ---
Paatto itcho yarimashou
[00:43] [SONG] ---
The truth is, everyone's irresponsible.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
Jitsu wa minasan musekinin
[00:46] [SONG] ---
It's more fun when you're brainless.
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Atama karappo no hou ga tanoshii no sa
[00:49] [SONG] ---
Let's do everything and anything!
[00:49] [SONG] ---
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
[00:52] [SONG] ---
Let's just give it a go.
[00:52] [SONG] ---
Paatto itcho yarimashou
[00:54] [SONG] ---
They keep saying
Japanese people are depressing.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Nihonjin wa kurai ne to
[00:58] [SONG] ---
Isn't it time we did something about that?
[00:58] [SONG] ---
Itsumademo iwareteru baai ja nai deshou
[01:01] [SONG] ---
Let's do everything and anything!
[01:01] [SONG] ---
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
[01:04] [SONG] ---
Let's just give it a go.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
Paatto itcho yarimashou
[01:07] [SONG] ---
And all of that is a relativistic
anthropological argument, you see.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
Soshite subete ga soutai-seiriron-teki na
jinruigakuron de aru wake desu
[01:14] [SONG] ---
Let's do everything and anything!
[01:14] [SONG] ---
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
[01:25] [SONG] ---
Good job!
[01:25] [SONG] ---
"Gokurousan!!!"
[01:34] ---
Hey, have you heard?
[01:36] ---
About that thing, right?
[01:37] ---
They say it's on the bank
of Inner-Tokyo River.
[01:40] ---
In that old school building
no one goes to.
[01:42] ---
Yeah... and they say... that it's haunted!
[01:46] ---
No way!
[01:48] ---
Nishizawa-san!
[01:49] ---
Yes?
SIGN Occult Club About the School Mystery Spot
[01:50] ---
Let's not waste any time and go tonight.
[01:52] ---
What?
[01:53] ---
A mysterious supernatural phenomenon
[01:55] ---
that occurs at an abandoned school building!
[01:56] ---
As an occult research club, we can't miss
this opportunity to investigate it.
[02:01] ---
Exploring a horror spot
with just Fuyuki-kun and me?
[02:05] ---
Could that... possibly mean...?!
[02:08] ---
Aw! I'm scared, Fuyuki-kun!
[02:11] ---
It'll be okay. Because I'll protect you!
[02:13] ---
Okay!
[02:16] ---
What's wrong, Nishizawa-san?
[02:19] ---
Oh, nothing! Let's go, Fuyuki-kun!
[02:25] ---
Fuyuki & Momoka's
Secret Mystery Date, Sir!
SIGN Night Duty Room
[02:40] ---
It's so hoooot!
[02:42] ---
It's so hot, sir!
[02:44] ---
It's suddenly gotten very summery,
[02:46] ---
and it's getting to me, sir.
[02:49] ---
The rumors are flying on
message boards online, too.
[02:53] ---
We will make this location
known as a mystery spot,
[02:56] ---
and in time,
SIGN Kero-Kero Mysteryland
Opening Soon!!
[02:57] ---
we'll turn it into a tourist spot
called "Kero-Kero Mysteryland"!
SIGN Kero-Kero Mysteryland Entrance
[03:00] ---
We'll charge people an admission fee,
[03:02] ---
and they'll come seeking thrills
and chills on summer nights.
[03:05] ---
And furthermore, if we rake it in
through the sale of related goods,
SIGN Kero-Kero Mysteryland
Opening Soon!!
[03:08] ---
the Pekopon invasion budget
will be sitting pretty, sir!
[03:12] ---
Uncle, we have our first visitors of the day!
[03:15] ---
Or, like, business booming?
[03:17] ---
Ooh! Then let us get fired up
and scare them, sir!
[03:21] ---
Master Fuyuki and Lady Momoka?
[03:23] ---
What shall we do, Uncle?
[03:26] ---
What a stroke of good luck!
[03:28] ---
If we can scare Master Fuyuki, who
is a connoisseur of all things occult,
[03:31] ---
our plan is all but assured
of success, ma'am!
SIGN Horror!! Operation Seven Mysteries of the School
[03:36] ---
Horror! The Seven Mysteries of the School!
SIGN Mystery 1
[03:40] ---
Number 1, the standard
Hanako-san in the bathroom.
[03:42] ---
Number 2, the painting of dancing ballerinas.
SIGN Mystery 2
SIGN Mystery 3
[03:46] ---
Number 3, the terrifying music room.
SIGN Mystery 4
[03:49] ---
Number 4, the skeleton in the science room.
[03:51] ---
And we skip 5 and 6...
SIGN Mystery 5 & 6
SIGN Omitted Numbers
[03:53] ---
What?!
SIGN Mystery 7
[03:54] ---
Number 7,
[03:55] ---
a female high school student
[03:57] ---
lingering alone in a
supposedly empty classroom.
[03:59] ---
This will be your role, Lady Mois.
[04:01] ---
Yes, Uncle.
[04:03] ---
Hold on! You said seven mysteries,
but that's only five!
[04:06] ---
We're not going to
sweat the details, sir.
[04:09] ---
Master Fuyuki, may you cry out
in the abyss of terror, sir!
[04:15] ---
The deterioration here is pretty advanced.
[04:17] ---
It's so creepy!
[04:21] ---
Fuyuki-kun...
[04:23] ---
Are you all right, Nishizawa-san?
[04:25] ---
Yes.
SIGN Squeeze
SIGN Ba-dum
[04:27] ---
Oh! The warmth of Fuyuki-kun's hand!
[04:30] ---
What'll I do if Fuyuki-kun hears
how my heart's pounding?
[04:35] ---
Huh?
[04:39] ---
Wh-What could that sound be?
[04:43] ---
Th-Those are...
[04:44] ---
...rappings!
[04:46] ---
What are those?
[04:48] ---
They're mysterious sounds
that are said to be deeply related
[04:51] ---
to paranormal phenomena.
SIGN Bathroom
[05:06] ---
I am Hanako!
[05:09] ---
Now, come over here and play with me!
SIGN Bathroom
[05:13] ---
I was pretty sure the sound was
coming from somewhere over here...
[05:16] ---
It looks like a restroom...
[05:18] ---
A school restroom?!
[05:20] ---
Does that mean
[05:21] ---
this could be the famous
Hanako-san in the bathroom?
[05:24] ---
That's right! I am Hanako!
[05:27] ---
Come in here already!
[05:35] ---
What's wrong, Nishizawa-san?!
[05:37] ---
Fuyuki-kun, th-there!
[05:39] ---
Huh?
SIGN Girls' Bathroom
[05:41] ---
Girls' bathroom!
[05:42] ---
This place may be abandoned,
[05:43] ---
but going into a girls' bathroom
would be bad, wouldn't it?
[05:46] ---
Shall we go?
[05:50] ---
I am Hanako!
SIGN Crushed
[05:51] ---
Wait... no!
[05:56] ---
Mystery 1 has failed.
[05:57] ---
Th-This is nothing! Next, sir! Next!
[06:00] ---
Lance Corporal Dororo!
[06:02] ---
Oh, Keroro-kun.
[06:04] ---
So if I dance in this outfit,
[06:05] ---
it will make Master Fuyuki
and Lady Momoka happy?
[06:08] ---
That's exactly right, sir.
[06:10] ---
Have faith in yourself,
and let's get dancing!
[06:12] ---
Understood! I will dance with
all the enthusiasm I can muster!
[06:16] ---
It'll be dangerous if the floor
gives way again or something,
[06:19] ---
so we'd better not go upstairs.
Let's call it a day, and...
[06:21] ---
N-No!
[06:23] ---
If we go home now,
I won't get to cling to you!
[06:25] ---
I mean, it will reflect badly
on the occult research club!
SIGN Clench
[06:29] ---
All right. Then, just a little longer.
[06:32] ---
I'm not gonna let this chance slip away!
SIGN Art Room
[06:36] ---
It looks like this is the art room.
[06:39] ---
Nothing seems
particularly out of the ordinary.
[06:44] ---
There are a lot of things in here, though.
[06:47] ---
There's a statue over here.
[06:49] ---
It feels rather creepy.
[06:51] ---
But it seems unrelated to
any kind of occult phenomena.
[06:55] ---
That is true.
SIGN Crushed
[07:02] ---
Seven Mysteries #2 also failed.
[07:04] ---
We're not finished yet!
[07:06] ---
We will go with 3 next, sir!
SIGN Music Room
[07:08] ---
Corporal Giroro,
I'm counting on you, sir!
[07:10] ---
R-Right! Leave it to me!
[07:13] ---
I-If you're gonna come, bring it!
[07:15] ---
Please come soon!
[07:17] ---
This creepy atmosphere...
[07:19] ---
Even I can't...
[07:21] ---
D-Dumbo! Don't glower at me like that!
[07:28] ---
I'm begging you...
[07:30] ---
Please stop.
[07:32] ---
Da-da-da-dun.
[07:34] ---
It's the music room, but...
[07:36] ---
Nothing seems particularly
out of the ordinary here, either.
[07:44] ---
What could this be?
[07:50] ---
The portrait!
[07:52] ---
Let's get out of here!
[07:58] ---
Target on the move,
[07:59] ---
heading from the music room
towards the science room!
[08:02] ---
That was somewhat
[08:03] ---
different from what we had
originally planned, sir.
[08:06] ---
But it worked out in the end, sir!
[08:07] ---
Next up is #4 of the Seven Mysteries.
[08:10] ---
We'll follow up hard on the heels
of that success, sir!
SIGN Science Room
[08:16] ---
What in the world was that?
[08:19] ---
F-Fuyuki-kun...
[08:22] ---
This is my golden opportunity.
[08:25] ---
Fuyuki-kun, I'm scared!
[08:28] ---
It'll be okay. I'll protect you. You'll see.
SIGN Who is this?
[08:32] ---
Uh, but like, who is that?
[08:35] ---
Fuyuki-kun! Here I go!
[08:41] ---
I'm scared!
[08:49] ---
Dendro, dendro, dendro, dendro, dendro...
[08:53] ---
A dancing skeleton?!
[08:55] ---
Dendro-bium.
[08:59] ---
You idiot! This is no time to be scared!
[09:02] ---
Th-That's true...
[09:03] ---
Dendro, dendro...
[09:05] ---
Now's your chance, Momoka!
[09:07] ---
I'm scared, Fuyuki-kun!
[09:10] ---
Huh?
[09:11] ---
This way, Nishizawa-san!
[09:12] ---
Why?!
[09:14] ---
Dendro!
[09:18] ---
Behold the formidable power
[09:20] ---
of this science room
skeleton-type Pekoponian suit!
[09:24] ---
Dendro!
[09:26] ---
Dendro!
[09:29] ---
That's enough already, ya jerk!
[09:33] ---
Smack!
[09:36] ---
Sarge?!
[09:38] ---
Mr. Sergeant?
[09:39] ---
So Mystery 4 also failed, huh?
[09:44] ---
So the paranormal phenomena
at this school were pranks of yours, Sarge?
[09:51] ---
I swear...
[09:59] ---
Mois-chan?
[10:03] ---
It's not nice to put ghosts on display.
[10:07] ---
I'm sorry, sir!
[10:09] ---
But what a disappointment.
[10:10] ---
Here I'd thought we'd
actually get to come across
[10:12] ---
some real occult phenomena, too.
[10:14] ---
I'm disappointed, too.
[10:16] ---
But you were the most ghost-like, Mois.
[10:19] ---
Even though you weren't scary,
because your turn came too late.
[10:22] ---
That's Lady Mois for you!
[10:24] ---
What? But I was watching
the monitor the whole time...
[10:28] ---
What?
[10:32] ---
There goes our plan to open Mysteryland.
[10:34] ---
Or, like, nothing endures?
[10:39] ---
What is the matter, Fuyuki-kun?
[10:43] ---
Oh, what are you all up to?
[10:45] ---
Sis, do you know the abandoned school
[10:48] ---
on the bank of Inner-Tokyo River?!
[10:50] ---
Oh, I know the place.
The one that got torn down, right?
[10:55] ---
That was a year or so ago, right?
[10:59] ---
It's an empty lot now, so it
looks all neat and tidy, doesn't it?
[11:03] ---
Then, the place we were at was...
[11:06] ---
Y-You've got to be mistaken
about that, Lady Natsumi, ma'am!
[11:09] ---
Lady Mois, let's see the video we took
from the surveillance cameras!
[11:13] ---
Right!
[11:23] ---
Just what could have
been recorded on that video?
[11:27] ---
Due to its overly terrifying nature,
we cannot possibly show it to you.
[11:49] ---
Yes!
[11:50] ---
You're really into this game, Sis.
[11:53] ---
Shh! Be quiet for a bit!
[11:55] ---
All right! I'm finally on the last stage!
[11:58] ---
Here we go, Great Demon Lord of Evil!
[12:00] ---
Do you all play a lot of games?
[12:04] ---
It seems Natsumi-chan
[12:05] ---
is absorbed in a game for the
first time in a long while, but...
[12:08] ---
Master Fuyuki!
[12:10] ---
Look! Look!
[12:11] ---
The newly released MG Adzam!
[12:14] ---
It comes with M'Quve's fine vase, sir!
[12:16] ---
Hey, look! Look!
[12:18] ---
L-Look!
[12:22] ---
You... stupid... frog...!
[12:25] ---
Gero?
[12:26] ---
I was so close! Look what you did!
[12:37] ---
Such cruel treatment over
nothing more than a game...
[12:41] ---
Nothing more than a game...
[12:43] ---
And yet, nothing less than a game...
[12:48] ---
Keroro: Come On,
Let's Make a Video Game, Sir!
SIGN Project Development Room Personnel Only
[12:54] ---
What?!
[12:55] ---
We're going to make a video game?
[12:58] ---
Why this, all of a sudden?
[13:00] ---
First, take a look at this, sir.
[13:03] ---
Pekoponians love video games.
[13:06] ---
From children to adults,
they are all obsessed, sir.
[13:09] ---
Therefore, if we pour all of
our Keronian technology into it
[13:13] ---
and make a super awesome game...
[13:15] ---
I see.
[13:17] ---
So we'll use that game to control
the Pekoponians as we please.
[13:21] ---
You're thinking on such
a small scale, sir!
[13:23] ---
What?!
SIGN Exclusive Interview Huge Hit Keroro
[13:24] ---
If we can score all 10s in the
video game magazine ratings,
SIGN Love Fighter The Legendary 16 Shots Per Second The Beanbag King
[13:27] ---
we can make a sequel, and then another,
turning it into a hugely popular franchise!
[13:30] ---
We'll also earn loads of royalties,
[13:32] ---
which will secure our livelihoods
for the next 10 years, sir!
SIGN Royalty Income
SIGN © Acquired
[13:38] ---
Mr. Sergeant, the smallness
of your thinking is amazing!
[13:41] ---
Sergeant Major Kululu,
set up that device for us!
[13:43] ---
Roger.
[13:45] ---
Idea Realization Monitor. Floor mat type.
SIGN Idea Realization Monitor
(Floor Mat Type)
[13:49] ---
Just wear this helmet,
and through 3D holographs,
[13:52] ---
everyone can see a three-dimensional
projection of your idea.
[13:55] ---
Then I will go first!
[13:57] ---
This is my idea for a game!
[14:01] ---
Gero?
[14:02] ---
I call it...
SIGN Tamama's Snack Warehouse
[14:03] ---
Snack Warehouse Guard!
[14:05] ---
In the game, you can freely
eat whatever snacks you like.
[14:08] ---
But if you carelessly eat
from the bottom,
[14:11] ---
the mountain of snacks will collapse,
and it will be game over!
[14:13] ---
What do you think? Fun, right?
[14:15] ---
Eating snacks in-game
won't fill your stomach,
[14:18] ---
and above all else,
it's too mundane, sir!
SIGN Rejected
[14:20] ---
Rejected!
[14:21] ---
What?
[14:23] ---
Then how about a practical game
that can come in handy in real life?
[14:27] ---
Gero?
SIGN G66's Firearms Disassembly Time Trial Game
[14:29] ---
You have to swiftly disassemble firearms
[14:31] ---
and then reassemble them perfectly again.
[14:33] ---
A time trial game!
[14:35] ---
Disassembling and reassembling
and disassembling and reassembling...
[14:38] ---
Those who clear the handgun
will get to move on to the rifle.
[14:42] ---
After that, they'll clear the anti-tank gun,
[14:44] ---
and ultimately, they'll come to own
a heavy metal particle beam cannon!
[14:49] ---
What do you think?! A good idea, right?!
[14:52] ---
Only a niche group of gun
enthusiasts would buy that!
SIGN Rejected
[14:58] ---
In that case, Uncle, how about a game
that features lots of cute animals?
[15:03] ---
Ooh!
SIGN Mois's More-More Animal Fantasy Start
[15:07] ---
Ooh, this looks like it could be a hit
as a family-oriented game, sir.
SIGN Mr. Jupiter
Back Select Next
SIGN Peepy Woof
Charm Meowtsy
Sea Ribboon
[15:12] ---
First, you pick three animals to be your
partners, and a planet of your choice.
SIGN Score
[15:17] ---
Once you've made your selection,
with your cute animals,
[15:20] ---
you will work cooperatively
to destroy your chosen planet.
[15:24] ---
Or, like, anguished screaming?
SIGN Anguished Screaming
SIGN Rejected
[15:26] ---
Lady Mois, that is not quite an idea
we'll be able to use, ma'am.
[15:31] ---
So sad...
[15:32] ---
Or, like, sinking feeling?
[15:35] ---
Then how about something like this?
[15:38] ---
One of those so-called
dating simulation games.
SIGN Moé Simuation
[15:42] ---
Oh, so the target audience
will be limited to men, sir.
SIGN .........
SIGN Love Love Points
Perfect Love
[15:45] ---
But this is quite...
SIGN You freaking moron~~~~~!!!
[15:47] ---
You freaking moron!
SIGN Smaaaaaaack!!!
SIGN Love Love Points
Still Love
[15:49] ---
Huh?
SIGN You're an idiot, Onii-chan...
SIGN Love Love Points
Perfect Love
[15:51] ---
An ordinary dating simulation
game would be boring,
SIGN I hate you!
SIGN Love Love Points
Iffy Love
[15:54] ---
so it's got an absolute
heartbreak system
SIGN Let's stay friends.
[15:56] ---
where your love will always fail,
no matter how hard you try.
SIGN Love Love Points
No Love
[15:59] ---
You died!
[16:01] ---
I suppose you could say
that this reflects reality.
[16:04] ---
I do not want to suffer
such pain in a game, sir.
[16:08] ---
Rejected! Rejected! Rejected!
[16:09] ---
If you can't see how entertaining
that is, it's no use talking to you.
[16:14] ---
I swear! Are you really even trying?!
[16:17] ---
Eh?! Do you get this?!
[16:18] ---
With projects like this,
you just need the flashiest visuals,
[16:21] ---
while keeping the work
required to a minimum!
[16:24] ---
Beyond that, you just market it
relentlessly, sir!
[16:27] ---
You're all going back to the drawing board
and coming up with new ideas!
[16:30] ---
The deadline is tomorrow morning!
[16:32] ---
Do you understand, men?!
SIGN To Mr. Sergeant
SIGN To Keroro
[16:36] ---
Wh-What in the world is this?
SIGN To Uncle
SIGN Put one coin in.
-Keroro
SIGN Goodbye
[16:39] ---
Everyone has withdrawn from the project.
[16:42] ---
What?!
SIGN To Mr. Sergeant
[16:43] ---
My ideas get completely ignored,
so there is nothing fulfilling about this.
SIGN To Keroro
[16:48] ---
It's wrong for you to expect us
to come up with ideas,
[16:51] ---
while you think of nothing yourself!
SIGN To Uncle
[16:54] ---
I presented an idea that I thought was fun,
[16:57] ---
so it was a huge shock to have it rejected.
[16:59] ---
Or, like, workers' protest?
[17:01] ---
A difference of sensibilities.
SIGN ku ku ku ku @ ku ku ku ku A difference of sensibilities. ku ku ku ku @ ku ku ku ku ku ku ku ku @ ku ku ku ku
[17:03] ---
No!
[17:07] ---
And here I was, dedicating
myself to leading this effort!
[17:10] ---
So I'm the sole bad guy here, sir?!
[17:16] ---
In that case, I'll become
a real bad guy, sir!
[17:29] ---
What the heck? Those guys...
[17:32] ---
My honorable leader.
[17:34] ---
Dororo.
[17:35] ---
Is there something that I, the bad guy,
can help you with, sir?
[17:39] ---
You know, Keroro-kun,
[17:41] ---
if it's not something you can enjoy yourself,
[17:44] ---
you can't expect others to enjoy it, either.
[17:48] ---
That's right.
[17:49] ---
For example, even when you
serve food to your customers,
[17:53] ---
you want to serve dishes that
you think are delicious, right?
[17:56] ---
I think it might be the
same for making games, too.
[18:02] ---
Dororo...
[18:04] ---
I was...
[18:05] ---
I was wrong, sir!
[18:10] ---
I will draw upon my
initial enthusiasm once again
[18:11] ---
and make a game that we would
want to play ourselves, sir!
[18:16] ---
Yes!
[18:17] ---
I'll do it!
[18:19] ---
I'll do it!
SIGN Youth
[18:21] ---
I'll do it, sir!
[18:27] ---
Mr. Sergeant is probably depressed.
[18:32] ---
It'll be good medicine for him.
[18:38] ---
You guys!
[18:40] ---
Mr. Sergeant!
[18:41] ---
I want you to help me once more, sir!
[18:44] ---
This time for sure, it will be our game!
[18:46] ---
Let us make a game that we would
want to play ourselves, sir!
[18:53] ---
I have been waiting to hear those words!
[18:56] ---
Uncle!
[19:01] ---
Took you long enough to figure that out.
[19:03] ---
Okay, everyone! Let's make
a real game, sir!
SIGN Keroro Platoon Commence Game Production!!
[19:07] ---
Yeah!
[19:08] ---
Or, like, powers combined?
[19:10] ---
Or, like, you've forgotten
about me, haven't you?!
[19:15] ---
Thus, the reborn Keroro Platoon
gave rise to a revolutionary game!
[19:24] ---
Complete, sir!
[19:28] ---
A game that you stupid frogs made?
[19:30] ---
Is it actually fun?
[19:33] ---
We made it without any sleep or rest.
[19:35] ---
We are super, super confident
of our product, sir!
[19:36] ---
So? What do you expect us to do?
[19:39] ---
Before we offer it for sale,
we would love to hear
[19:42] ---
the candid opinion of the
average gamer, sir.
[19:45] ---
Yeah.
[19:48] ---
Wh-What's this?
[19:50] ---
Existing game consoles
[19:52] ---
cannot fully render our
grand vision, after all, sir.
[19:55] ---
And aren't the controllers oddly huge?
[19:58] ---
No, no, that kind of thing
will be a given in future games.
[20:02] ---
So, Sarge, what about
the crucial game software?
[20:05] ---
Oh, pardon me.
[20:08] ---
Th-This many?
[20:10] ---
Our ideas kept getting bigger and bigger,
[20:12] ---
so it ended up being a 256-disc
set of DVD-ROMs, sir.
[20:15] ---
256 discs...?
[20:17] ---
Never mind that!
[20:18] ---
Go on! Please get right
to trying it, sir.
SIGN Super Keroron Quest
[20:28] ---
Wow, it looks pretty authentic.
SIGN Main Menu
SIGN Story Mode
Free Mode
2-Player
Coop Mode
Training Options
[20:31] ---
So the controls are the same
as your typical RPG, huh?
[20:34] ---
An intuitive interface is a
basic must, after all, sir.
[20:38] ---
Huh? We get thrown into
a jungle right from the start?
[20:46] ---
Wha?!
[20:46] ---
Wh-Wh-Wh-Wha...
[20:48] ---
It came leaping out of the screen!
[20:51] ---
TVs connected to this game console
[20:53] ---
gain the ability to give
substance to objects!
[20:55] ---
This is truly a Pekoponian first!
SIGN Pekoponian First!!
(Patent pending)
[20:59] ---
The controllers!
[21:00] ---
What?!
[21:01] ---
Come on! Shoot it before it gets you!
[21:03] ---
So we just have to shoot it, right?!
[21:08] ---
We did it!
[21:09] ---
Wait...
[21:11] ---
Oh, this is the stage that I came up with!
[21:15] ---
How are we supposed to
fight something like this?!
[21:17] ---
I'm passing on this stage!
[21:19] ---
You lose!
[21:28] ---
Wh-What are we supposed to do here?
[21:30] ---
It has begun!
[21:32] ---
This is where the stage
we came up with starts.
[21:35] ---
We can't take these guys down
or run away from them!
[21:38] ---
The difficulty is too high!
[21:40] ---
Oh, come on. Put forth a little effort,
and you'll clear it easily, sir.
[21:44] ---
No way that's true!
[21:46] ---
And the controller keeps
morphing like mad, too.
[21:48] ---
I can't put up with a
nonsensical game like this!
[21:52] ---
Why, you!
[21:54] ---
That's the greatest insult you
could fling against a game creator!
[21:57] ---
In that case,
[21:59] ---
I will show you how it's done, sir!
[22:01] ---
Are you paying attention, sir?!
[22:03] ---
Watch carefully...
[22:08] ---
We got you!
[22:08] ---
Poor Sergeant Keroro has
been sucked into the game world!
[22:09] ---
Help me!
[22:11] ---
Sarge!
[22:12] ---
Stupid frog!
[22:15] ---
Play your games one hour per day.
[22:17] ---
Don't forget to save often.
[22:27] [SONG] ---
Invaders!
[22:27] [SONG] ---
Shinryakusha!!
[22:34] [SONG] ---
Invaders!
[22:34] [SONG] ---
Shinryakusha!!
[22:36] [SONG] ---
Please give me love.
Give me lots, lots more.
[22:36] [SONG] ---
Ai o kudasai motto motto kudasai
[22:39] [SONG] ---
Come on, it's not like
you'll have less of it.
[22:39] [SONG] ---
Ii ja nai no heru mon ja aru mai shi
[22:43] [SONG] ---
I want to live my life for you,
[22:43] [SONG] ---
Anata no tame ni ikite ikitai
[22:47] [SONG] ---
As long as you'll let me live
in the lap of luxury.
[22:47] [SONG] ---
Zeitaku sasete kureru nara
[22:50] [SONG] ---
DO YA DO! What comes next in the dream?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
DO YA DO Yume no tsuzuki
[22:54] [SONG] ---
DO YA DO! Let me see what happens.
[22:54] [SONG] ---
DO YA DO Misasete yo ne
[22:58] [SONG] ---
I'll give it my darnedest best and do it,
[22:58] [SONG] ---
Ganbari-makutte yattaru de
[22:59] [SONG] ---
But even then, I'll take a break
once in a while.
[22:59] [SONG] ---
Sondemo tama ni wa hito-yasumi
[23:01] [SONG] ---
How's that? How's that? How's that?
[23:01] [SONG] ---
Dosu ka? Dosu ka? Dosu ka?
[23:03] [SONG] ---
How about something like this?
[23:03] [SONG] ---
Konnan de dossu ka?
[23:05] [SONG] ---
When you're in that
critically desperate situation,
[23:05] [SONG] ---
Zettai no zetsumei no pinchi wa
[23:08] [SONG] ---
Shake your hips and fake it!
Dancing, dancing!
[23:08] [SONG] ---
Koshi futte gomakase danshin danshin!
[23:12] [SONG] ---
I want love and courage,
and to be popular! (I want it...)
[23:12] [SONG] ---
Ai to yuuki to ninki hoshii yo~ (Hoshii~)
[23:19] [SONG] ---
I'll do it with spirit and guts!
[23:19] [SONG] ---
Konjou to kiai de yarimasu
[23:23] [SONG] ---
For crabbiness, drink milk for calcium!
[23:23] [SONG] ---
Ira-ira ni wa gyuunyuu de karushiumu!
[23:27] [SONG] ---
If things don't go well,
[23:27] [SONG] ---
Umaku ikanai nara
[23:31] [SONG] ---
That's because you are a stupid kid...
[23:31] [SONG] ---
Sore wa "bouya dakara sa..."
[23:39] [SONG] ---
Invaders!
[23:39] [SONG] ---
Shinryakusha!!
[23:52] ---
Lavie here. What should we do
to stay cool during the summer?
[23:56] ---
I have a suffocatingly fired up
big brother in the family,
[23:58] ---
and I can't even buy wind chimes,
to say nothing of an air conditioner unit.
[24:01] ---
I do have a round paper fan
I received as a gift, though.
[24:03] ---
Oh, I'm so sorry for asking
such a strange question.
[24:05] ---
Never mind that. Next time we have
before and after shots by yours truly.
[24:08] ---
"Keroro's Extreme Makeover:
Dramatic Renovations Edition, Sir!"
[24:12] ---
"Dororo: Here I Come!
Fateful Showdown, Sir!"
[24:16] ---
These two stories.
How's that?
[24:18] ---
Ge-Gero!
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