E36 - Keroro's Desperate Struggle! Sergeant vs. General Winter, Sir! / Fuyuki: Nishizawa-san's Oustranding Coincidence, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:32] ---
    One day, the Keroro Platoon
    received their eagerly awaited bonus.
SIGN    Bonus
[01:36] ---
    Yahoo!
[01:38] ---
    It finally came, sir.
[01:42] ---
    I was expecting it, but...
    this sure isn't much.
SIGN    Ku ku ku...
[01:47] ---
    We haven't exactly accomplished
    much here on Pekopon.
[01:50] ---
    It's better than nothing.
[01:52] ---
    Hey, hey. Where's my bonus?
[01:54] ---
    So, Mr. Sergeant, what are you
    planning to use this for?
[01:58] ---
    I made arrangements far back
    to go shopping with Master Fuyuki.
[02:02] ---
    Of course, for Gundam model kits.
[02:04] ---
    I want the MG 1/100... G-Bull.
SIGN    G-Bull
[02:10] ---
    I'm off! To the hobby shop!
[02:12] ---
    Hey, hey. What about my bonus?
[02:17] ---
    Keroro's Desperate Struggle!
    Sergeant vs. General Winter, Sir!
SIGN    Happiness
    Happiness
[02:23] ---
    Master Fuyuki!
[02:26] ---
    You promised!
[02:29] ---
    Let's go to the hobby shop!
[02:31] ---
    Some other time...
[02:33] ---
    Roger, sir!
[02:35] ---
     *Some other time. Some other...
[02:42] ---
    Th-This is... the Dendrobium.
SIGN    Dendrobium
[02:46] ---
    Many of you probably don't
    know what he's talking about...
[02:48] ---
    So allow me to clarify.
[02:54] ---
    This is it. The Dendrobium.
[02:58] ---
    I don't feel like going out
    in this weather... It's freezing.
SIGN    Bonus
SIGN    Shock
[03:05] ---
    What's a little cold?
[03:07] ---
    As they say, "Kids love to play outdoors."
[03:09] ---
    Give me a break.
[03:13] ---
    It requires courage and strength
    to go outside when it's cold.
[03:17] ---
    Shouldn't you cultivate
    those characteristics
SIGN    Youth
SIGN    Strength
[03:20] ---
    while you're young?
[03:23] ---
    So, all you young people watching out there...
[03:26] ---
    Throw away your books.
[03:28] ---
    Rally into the streets.
[03:29] ---
    And head towards the hobby shop!
SIGN    Model Kits
[03:33] ---
    Master Fuyuki!
[03:34] ---
    Accept my heartfelt message.
SIGN    Heartfelt message
[03:40] ---
    Recipient absent.
SIGN    Recipient Absent
[03:42] ---
    Listen to my song!
SIGN    Listen
    to my
    song!
[03:44] ---
    Oh, just give up.
[03:47] ---
    Fuyuki doesn't have the willpower
    to go out in this cold weather.
[03:52] ---
    General Winter has come, after all.
[03:54] ---
    General Winter? Who's that, ma'am?
[03:58] ---
    Oh, you've never heard of him?
[04:01] ---
    During winter, General Winter
    occupies this country.
SIGN    Occupation
[04:07] ---
    What?
SIGN    General Winter
[04:36] ---
    It's so cold.
SIGN    Rattle
[04:41] ---
    Oh no, I never knew such
    a fearsome person existed.
[04:45] ---
    You're a small fry
    compared to General Winter.
[04:49] ---
    Of course, the outcome of
    pitching a sergeant against a general
[04:52] ---
    is just too obvious.
[04:54] ---
    That does it.
    I'll defeat this General Winter, sir!
SIGN    Spirit
SIGN    Willpower
SIGN    Triumph
[05:01] ---
    I'm trembling.
[05:03] ---
    Am I afraid of this unknown tormentor?
[05:09] ---
    N-Not good, not good.
[05:10] ---
    N-No, I'm trembling with excitement.
[05:16] ---
    I'm off!
[05:21] ---
    Th-This must be
    General Winter's Ice Breath!
[05:24] ---
    I see... it's freezing me from the inside.
[05:32] ---
    This is nothing.
[05:33] ---
    I challenge you, General Winter!
[05:44] ---
    I-It's cold.
[05:48] ---
    He was attacked by General Winter?
[05:51] ---
    I'm not allowed to go out
     for a while, sir.
[05:54] ---
    What kind of being is
    this General Winter, anyway?
[05:58] ---
    A Siberian cold-air system.
SIGN    System
[06:00] ---
    A system?
SIGN    Siberia
SIGN    Siberia Winter Cold Air System Commando General Winter Siberia Siberian Cold Air
[06:03] ---
    I thought there was only one of them.
[06:05] ---
    But it there's a whole group?
SIGN    Rattle
[06:08] ---
    There's no way we can hold them off.
[06:10] ---
    Do we have no choice but to surrender?!
[06:14] ---
    General Winter is actually
    just an accumulation of cold air.
[06:19] ---
    During winter, a cold current
    of air sweeps over Japan.
[06:23] ---
    This is the identity of General Winter.
SIGN    Siberian Cold Air System (Really)
[06:26] ---
    I was completely fooled by Lady Natsumi.
[06:29] ---
    Most people wouldn't be.
[06:32] ---
    If it's just a natural phenomenon,
    there's nothing to be afraid of.
[06:35] ---
    Huh?
[06:36] ---
    Keroro. What're you planning?
    You don't mean...
[06:39] ---
    I'm going to just stay indoors
    until it passes.
[06:43] ---
    You dunce.
[06:45] ---
    Unfortunately, this phenomenon
    hangs around the entire winter.
[06:49] ---
    Are you planning on
    staying indoors the whole time?
[06:53] ---
    Are you going into hibernation?
[06:55] ---
    Th-That's not such a bad idea.
[06:57] ---
    This is actually perfect
    for you, Mr. Sergeant.
[07:00] ---
    Gero?
[07:01] ---
    If you do not go out, then you
    will not use your bonus and allowance.
[07:05] ---
    Oh. But I remember a lot of new
    Gundam model kits are released
[07:08] ---
    at the end of the year...
[07:11] ---
    Gero!
[07:11] ---
    Many of them are limited editions,
[07:14] ---
    so if you miss them, they will be
     very hard to find later.
[07:16] ---
    But you can simply give up
     if you are not going outside.
[07:19] ---
    Tama?
[07:20] ---
    It's time for training, sir!
[07:23] ---
    We shall defeat General Winter!
SIGN    Clench
[07:25] ---
    We'll undergo special training
    to overcome the winter coldness.
SIGN    In session
[07:31] ---
    The brand new simulation room
     within the secret base.
SIGN    Keroro Troop Headquarters
[07:37] ---
    M-My name is Keroro.
    Pleased to meet you.
[07:42] ---
    If I say it's too cold,
    stop it right away, okay?
[07:44] ---
    Okay? Okay, okay, okay?
[07:47] ---
    Roger.
[07:47] ---
    This is ridiculous!
[07:49] ---
    Mr. Sergeant, hang in there.
[07:51] ---
    Snowy mountain simulation, level 1.
[07:56] ---
    Wow! Snow!
[07:58] ---
    It's so cold!
[08:02] ---
    Giving up yet?
[08:03] ---
    So cold!
[08:04] ---
    I can take this. Level 2, sir.
[08:07] ---
    Roger.
[08:08] ---
    Kero?
[08:11] ---
    It's so cold!
[08:13] ---
    No. No. It's not cold... It's not cold...
[08:15] ---
    Level 3. No, level 5, Sergeant Major Kululu.
[08:19] ---
    Roger.
[08:23] ---
    I... I won't go down. Dahhh!
[08:29] ---
    Are you still alive, Mr. Sergeant?
[08:32] ---
    That was too reckless.
[08:33] ---
    I just followed your orders.
[08:38] ---
    I can see a beautiful field of flowers.
[08:41] ---
    Hey! Pull yourself together!
[08:45] ---
    Why?! Why must I suffer so, sir?!
[08:50] ---
    You were the one who said you wanted this...
[08:52] ---
    What are you talking about, dumbo?
[08:54] ---
    This is all because
[08:55] ---
    Master Fuyuki wouldn't
    take me to the hobby shop, sir.
SIGN    Putting the blame on others
[08:59] ---
    This is what is called
    "putting the blame on others."
[09:01] ---
    I'll make Master Fuyuki suffer
    the same fate for what he did, sir.
SIGN    Gero gero
[09:08] ---
    Fuyuki...
[09:10] ---
    I'm thirsty. Bring me something to drink.
[09:13] ---
    Huh? Why me? You go get it yourself.
[09:16] ---
    But you're closer to the kitchen.
[09:19] ---
    I'm not any closer than you are.
[09:21] ---
    Okay, rock-paper-scissors.
[09:22] ---
    Oh, come on...
[09:24] ---
    Rock-paper-scissors!
[09:27] ---
    What do you have?
[09:28] ---
    Paper.
[09:29] ---
    Then I have scissors.
[09:30] ---
    That's not fair.
[09:32] ---
    Come on, hurry.
[09:33] ---
    Hmph. Really...
[09:36] ---
    W-What's going on?
[09:38] ---
    Kids these days give up
    as soon as it gets a little cold.
[09:43] ---
    I'll toughen you up, sirs!
[09:47] ---
    W-What's going on here?
[09:56] ---
    We're on a snowy mountain!
[09:58] ---
    H-Hey, wait!
[10:00] ---
    Natsumi is there with him.
[10:01] ---
    That was coincidental.
[10:04] ---
    We will use the opportunity to have
    Lady Natsumi take the training as well.
[10:08] ---
    What?
[10:09] ---
    This is...
[10:10] ---
    ...for her sake.
[10:13] ---
    Now, tremble, shiver in the cold,
    you modern-day bean sprouts!
SIGN    Bean Sprouts
[10:18] ---
    They're having fun.
SIGN    Thump
[10:20] ---
    What?
[10:22] ---
    I'm not really fond of cold weather.
[10:24] ---
    But I sure love playing in the snow.
[10:27] ---
    Then, level 2.
[10:32] ---
    Guh! Natsumi!
[10:34] ---
    Did you learn your lesson, sir?
[10:36] ---
    They've built an igloo.
SIGN    Clunk!
[10:40] ---
    It sure is warm inside this igloo.
[10:42] ---
    Let's stay here for a while.
[10:45] ---
    Increase the level.
[10:47] ---
    Stop it!
[10:48] ---
    At this rate, Natsumi will...
[10:49] ---
    Curse you, Corporal Giroro.
[10:51] ---
    Let go, sir.
[10:52] ---
    I'm not letting go.
[10:57] ---
    Level Infinity...
[10:59] ---
    That's uncontrollable.
[11:02] ---
    W-What's going on?
[11:20] ---
    I botched it.
[11:23] ---
    I'm freezing...
[11:24] ---
    What the heck's going on?
SIGN    Hinata
    Household
SIGN    Sergeant Keroro
[11:29] ---
    Everyone, please be careful when playing
    in the snow inside your house.
[11:33] ---
    Wait, who else would do that?
[11:44] ---
    This is the Nishizawa mansion
    where Private 2nd Class Tamama lives.
[11:48] ---
    It was such a complete disaster.
[11:51] ---
    It took us ages to find Mr. Sergeant.
[11:54] ---
    It really felt like he
    was lost in the mountains.
[11:58] ---
    Lost in the mountains...
[12:00] ---
    That's it! That'll work!
[12:06] ---
    Fuyuki: Nishizawa-san's Oustranding Coincidence, Sir!
[12:14] ---
    Wow!
[12:17] ---
    It's over there. The Nishizawa
    family's private ski ground.
[12:21] ---
    It reminds me of a ninja village!
[12:23] ---
    How come I don't see a hotel or ski lifts?
[12:26] ---
    Paul.
[12:27] ---
    Yes.
SIGN    Hotel
[12:38] ---
    We usually keep everything underground
SIGN    Lift
SIGN    East Course
[12:40] ---
    to preserve the mountain's beauty.
[12:44] ---
    Yay! Momocchi!
[12:44] ---
    I learned that your cold-weather
    training facilities were damaged,
[12:47] ---
    so you can use this in the meantime.
[12:49] ---
    Much obliged, ma'am!
[12:50] ---
    I'll make sure to endure the training
[12:52] ---
    and obtain Gundam model kits.
[12:54] ---
    But... was it really okay
    for us to come along?
[12:59] ---
    Of course.
[13:00] ---
    In fact, you're the reason we're here.
SIGN    Squeeze
[13:11] ---
    I wish I knew how to ski
    as well as those two...
[13:15] ---
    Ow!
[13:16] ---
    Nishizawa-san! Are you all right?
[13:19] ---
    F-Fuyuki-kun?
[13:20] ---
    I can't stop!
[13:25] ---
    Grr!
[13:29] ---
    This is pretty fun.
[13:31] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[13:33] ---
    I thought we came here for training.
[13:35] ---
    So where the heck did Keroro go?
[13:39] ---
    Giroro!
[13:41] ---
    Y-You dumbos!
SIGN    Kwhack
[13:44] ---
    Stop fooling around!
[13:47] ---
    Nice shot.
[13:49] ---
    So, new plan!
[13:51] ---
    The Keroro Platoon is going
    to practice marching in this snow.
[13:54] ---
    Our goal is that mountain peak.
SIGN    Mountain
[13:57] ---
    Over there.
[13:58] ---
    I've set up small traps along the way.
[14:00] ---
    So don't let your guard down!
[14:02] ---
    March forth!
[14:03] ---
    All right!
SIGN    The Keroro Platoon's snow marching training begins
[14:05] ---
    The Keroro Platoon gets under way.
[14:12] ---
    There doesn't seem to be any tension at all.
[14:15] ---
    Where could those two have gone?
[14:18] ---
    Yeah...
[14:19] ---
    It's just Fuyuki and me together... together!
[14:22] ---
    Chance!
[14:24] ---
    Paul, you know what to do.
[14:25] ---
    Yes, milady.
[14:30] ---
    Artificial snowfall machine, stand by.
[14:32] ---
    Artificial snowfall machine, set up.
[14:41] ---
    The Nishizawa private ski ground's
     artificial snowfall machine.
[14:44] ---
    As its name implies,
[14:46] ---
    it's a machine that makes
    snow fall artificially.
[14:54] ---
    Lovely weather we're having.
[14:56] ---
    But this weather is far too good for training.
[15:02] ---
    I brought this, just in case
    something like this happened.
[15:04] ---
    The Komawari Controller.
[15:08] ---
    This is the Weather Satellite Komawari.
SIGN    Weather Satellite Komawari
[15:10] ---
    It's the Keron Army's terrifying device
[15:11] ---
    which can control the weather
    in any part of the world.
[15:17] ---
    Artificial snowfall device, activate.
[15:19] ---
    Yes, sir.
[15:23] ---
    Activate Komawari. Click.
[15:31] ---
    With the combined effects of
[15:33] ---
    the Weather Satellite Komawari
    and the artificial snowfall device,
[15:36] ---
    the Nishizawa private ski ground
[15:38] ---
    now experiences its worst snowstorm ever.
[15:43] ---
    How could there suddenly be
     a snowstorm?
[15:46] ---
    The weather in the mountains
    can change abruptly.
[15:48] ---
    It's changed too much!
[15:50] ---
    A sudden snowstorm.
[15:52] ---
    We have no choice but to
    take refuge in a nearby cabin.
[15:56] ---
    I'm so cold, Fuyuki-kun.
[15:59] ---
    You'll be fine. I'll warm you up.
[16:01] ---
    This will really get our relationship going!
[16:05] ---
    Thanks for the perfect script!
[16:08] ---
    Nishizawa-san!
[16:08] ---
    What the heck's going on here?
[16:11] ---
    It'll be dangerous if we don't seek shelter.
[16:13] ---
    You're right...
[16:16] ---
    K-Kulu-kun? Y-You went a bit overboard.
[16:20] ---
    It wasn't supposed to be like this...
[16:22] ---
    Then turn that thing off.
[16:24] ---
    I wish I could...
[16:27] ---
    Sorry. The controller
    got blown away by the storm.
[16:30] ---
    What?!
[16:32] ---
    Nishizawa-san!
[16:38] ---
    Th-That's...
[16:40] ---
    At any rate, we've got to turn back.
[16:44] ---
    Even Sergeant Keroro has his weak points.
[16:46] ---
    The Keronians are actually more
    vulnerable to cold weather than Earthlings.
[16:51] ---
    Hot coffee and warmth is
    waiting for us back at the base.
[16:58] ---
    Keroro!
[17:12] ---
    I know you're looking forward to
[17:14] ---
    hot coffee and warmth, Sergeant Keroro.
[17:16] ---
    But this serves you right.
[17:18] ---
    Freeze, Sergeant Keroro.
[17:21] ---
    I-Is that you, Paul?
[17:24] ---
    I have reason to believe you will
    only get in the way of my plans.
[17:29] ---
    Keroro! Hey! Hang in there!
[17:31] ---
    Keroro-kun! You must not fall asleep!
[17:34] ---
    Paul... How terrifying...
[17:37] ---
    Of course, this is only
    Sergeant Keroro's hallucination.
[17:41] ---
    The real Paul is here.
SIGN    Squeeze
[17:43] ---
    Milady...
[17:49] ---
    This is the cabin I
    intended to use for the plan.
[17:56] ---
    Fuyuki-kun...
[18:00] ---
    Fuyuki-kun must've carried me here.
[18:03] ---
    Momoka-chan, you're safe now.
[18:05] ---
    I'm so stupid! I passed out at the best part!
[18:10] ---
    Well... actually, this is
    what really happened.
[18:12] ---
    S-She's so heavy.
[18:14] ---
    It's no good. The phone isn't working.
[18:22] ---
    Nishizawa-san still hasn't
    come around yet.
[18:26] ---
    Hmm... At times like this...
[18:28] ---
    That's right. At times like this...
SIGN    Squeeze
[18:32] ---
    H-Hey, Koyuki-chan!
[18:34] ---
    When you're lost on a mountain,
[18:36] ---
    it's best to warm each other's
    bodies like this.
[18:39] ---
    I-Is that so?
[18:41] ---
    Yes, yes. That's right. At times like this...
[18:44] ---
    Of course. At times like this...
[18:45] ---
    Here it comes!
[18:49] ---
    I wonder if a teru teru bozu
    would work against snow, as well.
[18:52] ---
    That's not what you're supposed to do!
[18:54] ---
    Huh?
[18:55] ---
    I've got no choice. This is my last resort.
[19:00] ---
    I-I'm freezing, Fuyuki-kun...
[19:03] ---
    Nishizawa-san!
[19:04] ---
    Are you all right? You look so pale.
[19:06] ---
    Allow me to explain.
[19:07] ---
    With the power of evil... I mean, love...
SIGN    Kabump
[19:10] ---
    Nishizawa Momoka has the ability
    to lower her body temperature.
[19:14] ---
    F-Fuyuki-kun... please... warm me up.
[19:19] ---
    Please!
[19:20] ---
    Please... I just want hot coffee and warmth...
[19:24] ---
    Keroro-kun! Hang in there!
[19:25] ---
    What is he talking about?
[19:27] ---
    Paul is... Paul is...
[19:33] ---
    Sergeant Keroro,
    you don't have much energy left.
[19:37] ---
    Pekopon will be your final resting place.
[19:42] ---
    C-Curse you, Paul.
[19:44] ---
    Hey, it's just your imagination.
[19:47] ---
    Mr. Sergeant. Wake up.
[19:51] ---
    He's regained consciousness.
[19:52] ---
    Where are we?
[19:53] ---
    Don't worry. We're in a cave.
[19:57] ---
    We'll be here for a while.
[20:01] ---
    C-Could it be that this is...
[20:07] ---
    That's the...
[20:08] ---
    ...specially-designed...
[20:10] ---
    ...training-use...
[20:11] ---
    ...hibernating bear robot!
[20:13] ---
    Hey. Why does it have to be a hibernating bear?
[20:16] ---
    Because they say a hibernating
    bear is really violent.
[20:19] ---
    So I thought it'd be perfect for our training.
[20:24] ---
    All right...
[20:33] ---
    Nishizawa-san.
[20:35] ---
    Fuyuki-kun...
[20:36] ---
    Please...
[20:40] ---
    Sarge...?
[20:41] ---
    Master Fuyuki!
    There's a bear. A bear! Save me!
[20:45] ---
    Get yer face outta here!!
[20:54] ---
    I see you're feeling much
    better now, Nishizawa-san.
[20:56] ---
    Huh?
[20:57] ---
    Umm... uhh... that is...
[20:59] ---
    But... you might still need this.
[21:02] ---
    Huh?
SIGN    Toasty
[21:03] ---
    Here.
[21:04] ---
    It's a disposable body warmer.
[21:07] ---
    Ooh, it's cold.
[21:16] ---
    I wonder if he'll be thawed out
    by the time we get home.
[21:18] ---
    Why don't we just leave him
    like that until spring?
[21:22] ---
    And so, Nishizawa Momoka's plan
    didn't work out.
[21:26] ---
    But...
[21:28] ---
    Fuyuki-kun's warmth...
[21:31] ---
    Nishizawa Momoka-chan is a little happier.
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    The passwords are:
    Afro and Sergeant.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
    3, 2, 1, fire!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Ranbou ni hipparu na
    Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Don't pull on it hard.
    Don't pinch it so freely.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Sore ijou chikazuku na
    Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Don't come any closer!
    Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
    messy messy.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Kibishii tatakai da ga
    tonikaku haragoshirae
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    It's a tough battle,
    but first we have to eat our fill.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Pyua na uchuu no seimei
    Sunao sugite heso magari
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    A pure space life form,
    so honest that he's crooked.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    The enemy has straight
    blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[23:07] ---
    This is Lavie. Sorry my
    big brother is always loud.
[23:11] ---
    He was happy that he was
    finally going to appear again.
[23:15] ---
    But my big brother cried because
    his name wasn't in the title.
[23:20] ---
    That aside, we're all doing
    ninja training, nin nin!
[23:24] ---
    "Dororo: Come to My Ninja School, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
    "Keroro's Dinosaur, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
    These two stories. How's that?
[23:32] ---**
    Ge-Gero!