E88 - Dasonu☆Maso: Pekopon is Mine! But I'll Comb Straight Out, I Don't Even Want It, Sir!
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[00:01] [SONG] ---
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
[00:01] [SONG] ---
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
[00:04] [SONG] ---
An-an-an, an-a-an-an...
[00:04] [SONG] ---
An-an-an, an-a-an-an...
[00:12] [SONG] ---
Ah... Saturday night!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
AH... Saturday Night
[00:15] [SONG] ---
Today's our thrilling first date.
[00:15] [SONG] ---
Kyou wa ukiuki hatsu deeto
[00:21] [SONG] ---
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
[00:21] [SONG] ---
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
[00:26] [SONG] ---
Though I earn less than ¥100,000 a month,
[00:26] [SONG] ---
Gesshuu juuman ika dakedo
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
[00:37] [SONG] ---
Waiting for you on the station platform,
[00:37] [SONG] ---
Eki no hoomu de machiawase
[00:43] [SONG] ---
I'll hold your bag! ♥
[00:43] [SONG] ---
Kimi no kaban o motte ageru ♥
[00:49] [SONG] ---
Gimme the seat!
What're you sitting down for?!
[00:49] [SONG] ---
Zaseki o boku ni yuzuri na yo!
Nani suwatte'n da yo?!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Boku wa juusu o katte ageru ♥
[01:00] [SONG] ---
Love's gotta be give and take!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
Koi tte yappari gibu ando teiku
[01:05] [SONG] ---
It hurts to always be demanding.
[01:05] [SONG] ---
Motomete bakari ja setsunai ne
[01:10] [SONG] ---
And that's why
[01:10] [SONG] ---
Da - ka - ra
[01:11] [SONG] ---
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
[01:11] [SONG] ---
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
[01:16] [SONG] ---
I'll give you half of my soda! ♥
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Boku no juusu o hanbun ageru ♥
[01:19] [SONG] ---
I'll give...
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Kimi ni
[01:20] [SONG] ---
...sometimes...
[01:20] [SONG] ---
tama ni
[01:22] [SONG] ---
...my soda...
[01:22] [SONG] ---
boku no juusu o
[01:23] [SONG] ---
...♥ to ♥ you. ♥
[01:23] [SONG] ---
a ♥ ge ♥ ru ♥
[01:31] ---
Winter is a little romantic, isn't it?
[01:34] ---
From time to time, the sky
gives you a wonderful present.
[01:39] ---
So gym period today was just amazing!
[01:42] ---
You should've seen Koyuki-chan, she—
[01:45] ---
Snow?
[01:51] ---
Huh? What's this?
SIGN Myaowwso Concert Dasonu☆Maso
[01:57] ---
Concert... Dasonu☆Maso...?
[02:00] ---
That bunch never learns...
[02:02] ---
Why do they make this stuff?!
SIGN Rip
[02:04] ---
Ahhh, Sis! Don't rip it, or—
[02:12] [SONG] ---
Dasonu☆Maso! Dancing in my soul!
[02:17] [SONG] ---
I've said it enough, but he's
Dasonu☆Maso! Dancing in my soul!
[02:22] [SONG] ---
He is Dasonu☆Maso!
[02:23] ---
I am Dasonu☆Maso!
[02:26] ---
He's here...
[02:31] ---
Dasonu☆Maso: Pekopon is Mine! But I'll
Comb Straight Out, I Don't Even Want It, Sir!
[02:37] ---
I am Dasonu☆Maso!
[02:40] ---
Woww! Dasonu Maso, you're so cool!
[02:43] ---
Yo! Best in the universe!
[02:44] ---
Yeah, yeah!
[02:46] ---
Hmm, so, do you all remember?
[02:47] ---
To explain for those
who haven't seen him yet...
[02:50] ---
He hoped people would mistake him for the
famous Dance☆Man and buy his tickets.
[02:55] ---
He is a hairly strange alien
called Dasonu Maso.
SIGN ("Dasonu Maso" looks very much like "Dance Man")
[02:59] [SONG] ---
Dasonu☆Maso, dance!
[03:00] ---
I'm just a clumsy, ham-handed man.
[03:02] [SONG] ---
Dasonu☆Maso, bounce!
[03:03] ---
...he says while his hobby
is making bottle ships!
SIGN Bottle Ship
[03:07] ---
That is who I am!
SIGN WHO I AM
[03:11] ---
What the...?!
[03:11] ---
Not wasting any time, is he?!
[03:15] ---
Wooow...
[03:15] ---
Hmph. Ridiculous.
[03:17] ---
Or, like, thunderous applause?
[03:20] ---
Hey, you stupid frog!
[03:21] ---
Sarge...
[03:22] ---
Oh, come on, what's wrong with you two?
[03:25] ---
You sure are noisy, ma'am.
[03:27] ---
Don't you realize Dasonu Maso is in
the middle of a concert right now?
[03:31] ---
You bunch of idiots called him again,
not learning from the last time, didn't you?
[03:35] ---
N-No we did not, ma'am!
[03:37] ---
Dasonu Maso came here of his own accord
to boost our platoon morale, ma'am!
[03:42] ---
Didn't you, Dasonu Maso?
[03:44] ---
I'll comb straight out:
I kinda didn't say a word about that.
[03:48] ---
And I'm not gonna be performing
to cheer you up either, bub.
[03:51] ---
Oh... I see...
[03:53] ---
What I want to know is, how did you get here
before us when you were outside just now?
[03:58] ---
Oh, yeah! Now that is a good question!
[04:03] ---
I am Dasonu☆Maso!
[04:07] ---
Aghh! There're two Dasonu Maso-sans!
[04:12] ---
I'll hide it no longer...
SIGN I'll comb straight out!
[04:14] ---
Though, I'll comb straight out, I wasn't really
hiding it in the first place!
[04:16] ---
He is my body double,
Mecha Dasonu Maso!
SIGN Mecha Desonu Maso
[04:20] ---
Straight off the assembly line, yeah!
[04:22] ---
Assembly line?
[04:24] ---
Then—
[04:25] ---
By now, my clones should have
expanded all over Inner-Tokyo!
[04:33] ---
The tickets pour down like rain!
[04:37] ---
Afro hair balls seige the city,
one after another!
[04:39] [SONG] ---
Dasonu☆Maso, dance!
[04:40] ---
And each of the mass-produced Dasonu Maso
mechs unleashes its own hairly honest gag!
[04:42] [SONG] ---
Dasonu☆Maso, bounce!
[04:45] ---
My memory's been so bad recently...
[04:48] ---
...he says, while he's got every
entertainer's birthday memorized!
[04:50] [SONG] ---
Dasonu☆Maso, dance!
[04:52] ---
That is who I am!
SIGN WHO I AM
[04:54] ---
Space Watanabe Kumiko's
birthday is October 7th!
SIGN October 7th
Space Watanabe Kumiko
[04:56] [SONG] ---
Dasonu☆Maso, dancing in my soul!
[04:58] ---
I'm so terrible at cooking...
[04:59] [SONG] ---
He is Dasonu☆Maso!
[05:01] ---
...he says, after pulling off all 108 dishes
of the Manchu Han Imperial Feast!
SIGN Keroro Army
Earth Conquest
[05:03] [SONG] ---
Dasonu☆Maso, dancing in my soul!
[05:05] ---
That is who I am!
SIGN WHO I AM
[05:06] [SONG] ---
He is Dasonu☆Maso!
[05:07] ---
I'm so poor and overworked!
[05:10] ---
...he says, while taking three weeks'
summer vacation every single year!
[05:14] ---
That is who I am!
[05:16] ---
Wh-What's with this guy?!
[05:18] ---
P-Pervert?!
[05:20] ---
Here we go!
SIGN Shaggy shaggy shaggy
[05:23] ---
Those who ran away in disgust
from his hairly honest gags
[05:25] ---
were mercilessly blasted with
his Shaggy Beams!
[05:28] ---
And this time, these fearsome beams
not only afro-ized their victims,
[05:31] ---
but also funkified their personalities!
SIGN Shaggy shaggy shaggy
[05:36] ---
Yay!
[05:37] ---
Aw, yeah!
[05:37] [SONG] ---
Dasonu☆Maso!
[05:39] ---
And so, the whole area of Inner-Tokyo
[05:41] ---
was rapidly overrun by the
mass-produced Dasonu Maso mechs!
[05:45] [SONG] ---
Dasonu☆Maso!
[05:46] ---
Here we go!
[05:49] ---
Everybody! Well, guess this'll do!
[05:52] ---
S-Seriously?
[05:55] ---
Hey! Why are you doing this?!
[05:57] ---
Well...
[05:58] ---
I'll comb straight out: if I didn't do this,
I wouldn't get any screentime.
SIGN I'll comb straight out!
[06:01] ---
If that's all, I think you've done enough!
[06:04] ---
Stop it right now!
[06:05] ---
You say that, but...
[06:07] ---
at this rate, it's just a matter of time
before I take over all of Pekopon, so...
[06:12] ---
Let's take this as far as it'll go!
[06:16] ---
That's the way to party!
[06:20] ---
Dasonu Maso, you're so darn cool!
[06:22] ---
You're glorious! Let me join your team!
[06:24] ---
If I stand on your shoulders,
[06:27] ---
my platoon will be able to achieve our
invasion of Pekopon with ease, sir!
[06:31] ---
You are brilliant as ever, Mr. Sergeant!
[06:33] ---
Using any foul strategy available
to achieve your objective!
[06:37] ---
Or, like, stealing credit?
[06:39] ---
Stupid frog!
[06:40] ---
Sarge, you mustn't do that...
[06:44] ---
Keroro, do you have no sense
of pride, you jerkface?!
[06:49] ---
In the first place: how gutless to suggest
using these ridiculous skits to conquer Pekopon!
[06:55] ---
Victory in an invasion is to be
snatched triumphantly,
[06:58] ---
at the end of a heart-pounding,
intense battle for one's life!
[07:01] ---
Aw, yeah! That is one dope policy!
[07:03] ---
Then how 'bout this?!
SIGN Shaggy shaggy shaggy
[07:09] ---
Feelin' good, baby...
[07:11] ---
Giroro! That afro changed
your personality too?!
[07:15] ---
Hey, cute and innocent Pekopon girl!
[07:18] ---
Wanna go on a date?
[07:21] ---
Don't fool around like that!
[07:26] ---
Gero!
[07:28] ---
I won't permit you to lay
a hand on Dasonu Maso-san...
[07:33] ---
I am not letting you take over Earth.
[07:36] ---
Get yourself back to
your own planet right now!
[07:39] ---
I'll comb straight out:
this Pekopon girl is kinda scary.
[07:43] ---
I'll leave you to the end,
and afro-ize you slowly.
[07:47] ---
I'll comb straight out:
that way will be more exciting.
[07:51] ---
Ewww, don't touch me!
[07:54] ---
See ya!
[07:56] ---
Wha?! Dasonu Maso-san?!
[07:57] ---
What about your alliance
with the Keroro Platoon?!
[08:00] ---
Huh?
[08:01] ---
I'll comb straight out: there's nothing
in it for me, so... adios!
[08:05] ---
Wha...
[08:06] ---
Wait a sec...
[08:07] ---
Dasonu Maso-san?!
[08:09] ---
Dasonu Maso-san?!
[08:11] ---
You petty jerk...!
[08:18] ---
Take this!
[08:25] ---
What?!
[08:26] ---
Fever time!
SIGN Shaggy shaggy shaggy
SIGN Shaggy shaggy shaggy
SIGN Shaggy shaggy shaggy
[08:36] ---
It's no good! We don't stand a chance!
[08:39] ---
Get out of there now!
SIGN Shaggy shaggy shaggy
[08:43] ---
What's wrong? Yoshiokadaira!
[08:45] ---
Funky! Aw, yeah!
[08:48] ---
We must act...
[08:54] ---
Milady!
[08:56] ---
I implore you to hurry!
[08:58] ---
You hurry up and get in too, Paul!
[08:59] ---
Spare no concern for me...
[09:01] ---
Paul!
[09:02] ---
Oh, yeah! Fever!
[09:05] ---
Come now, milady! Hurry!
[09:07] ---
But...
[09:07] ---
Sorry!
[09:11] ---
Paul! Open it!
[09:14] ---
I pray for your safety...
[09:18] ---
Master Fuyuki!
[09:19] ---
I beg you to take care of milady!
[09:21] ---
Paul!
SIGN Mecha
SIGN Shaggy shaggy shaggy
[09:28] ---
Paul!
SIGN Mecha
[09:33] ---
Aw, yeah! Fever, fever!
[09:36] ---
Paul...
[09:49] ---
I'm actually a timid man
who wouldn't hurt a fly.
[09:53] ---
...he says, while delivering
a focused attack!
SIGN Shaggy shaggy shaggy
[09:56] ---
That is who I am!
SIGN WHO I AM
[09:58] ---
Aw, yeah!
[09:59] ---
It does not bear looking at...
[10:01] ---
I wonder if Natsumi-san is okay?
[10:06] ---
That mark!
[10:07] ---
Momoka-dono!
[10:11] ---
It was headed in the direction
of the Hinata abode!
[10:13] ---
Let's hurry, Dororo!
[10:15] ---
Nin!
[10:21] ---
Nishizawa-san!
[10:22] ---
Momocchi!
[10:24] ---
Nishizawa-san, can you hear me?!
[10:25] ---
Momoka-chan, are you okay?!
[10:30] ---
Fuyuki-kun... Paul, he's... he's...
[10:35] ---
Momocchi?!
[10:36] ---
Noooo! Momocchi, wake up!
[10:43] ---
She's just passed out.
[10:46] ---
Oh, thank goodness...
[10:47] ---
Natsumi-san!
[10:49] ---
You're safe!
[10:51] ---
You, too.
[10:53] ---
Dororo, what's the city looking like?
[10:55] ---
It appears as though the city is
already firmly under their control.
[10:58] ---
The citizens have no means of resistance
against the innumerable Dasonu Maso clones.
[11:03] ---
It did not bear looking at.
[11:06] ---
You, stupid frog!
[11:07] ---
Are you just going to let this happen?!
[11:08] ---
Gero?
[11:09] ---
Mr. Sergeant!
[11:10] ---
Sarge...
[11:11] ---
Uncle!
[11:12] ---
Commander-dono!
[11:13] ---
Gero...
[11:15] ---
In the first place, we've been here on
Pekopon way longer than Dasonu Maso.
[11:17] ---
If we let him beat us to it,
our reputation will be in tatters.
[11:21] ---
And he spat all over our alliance.
[11:23] ---
This calls for...
[11:25] ---
Okay, let's do this!
[11:27] ---
We will put a firm end to Dasonu
Maso's takeover of Pekopon!
[11:31] ---
Yeah!
[11:33] ---
How will our Keroro Platoon stand against
the invincible-for-some-reason Dasonu Maso army?!
[11:38] ---
Continued in the second half!
SIGN Shaggy shaggy shaggy
[11:48] ---
The situation is dire!
[11:50] ---
Inner-Tokyo was, at that moment, on the brink
of being taken over by the Dasonu Maso army!
SIGN Shaggy shaggy shaggy
[11:56] ---
Gero gerori.
[11:58] ---
Dasonu Maso...
[11:59] ---
I will make you regret your disrespect
for the great Sergeant Keroro, sir.
[12:03] ---
We're directly above the target!
[12:05] ---
Very good! Drop Clipper Missiles, sir!
[12:08] ---
With pleasure! Click!
SIGN Mecha
[12:31] ---
Life is pointless now!
[12:34] ---
The Dasonu Maso mechs are losing power fast!
[12:38] ---
Or, like, mission complete?
[12:39] ---
Nice!
[12:43] ---
Giroro's afro is starting
to go back to normal...
[12:47] ---
When it comes to invading Pekopon,
we have more experience!
[12:50] ---
This is what happens when a newbie
gets too ahead of himself, sir!
SIGN Mecha
[12:58] ---
Not bad.
SIGN I'll comb straight out!
[13:00] ---
Though, I'll comb straight out:
I saw all of this coming!
[13:03] [SONG] ---
Dance☆Man, dance!
[13:03] ---
Fever time!
SIGN Shaggy shaggy shaggy
SIGN Shaggy shaggy shaggy
[13:07] [SONG] ---
Dasonu☆Maso, dance!
[13:12] ---
Giroro...
[13:12] [SONG] ---
Dasonu☆Maso, dancing in my soul!
[13:13] ---
The Dasonu Maso army was quickly revived.
[13:15] [SONG] ---
That girl looks like she kisses sweetly.
[13:16] ---
It's no good! They've turned back again.
[13:19] ---
Or, like, corpses revived?
[13:19] [SONG] ---
His name is Dasonu☆Maso!
Dancing in my soul!
[13:21] ---
Hey, Pekopon charm girl!
[13:25] ---
You just lie down.
[13:26] ---
Ah! Uncle!
SIGN Shaggy shaggy shaggy
[13:30] ---
Sarge!
[13:31] ---
Tama-chan!
[13:32] ---
Mr. Sergeant, we've lost control.
[13:35] ---
What?! Kululu, do you have anything?!
[13:39] ---
Normal weapons
have no effect on afros.
[13:42] ---
As great as I am, even I have to
throw my hands up here.
[13:44] ---
What?!
[13:45] ---
We are stalling!
[13:55] ---
Uncle... are you all right?
[13:58] ---
Th-This is nothing...
[14:00] ---
Uncle! Uncle!
[14:06] ---
We can't even count on Kululu,
with him in this state...
[14:08] ---
It looks like there's
nothing we can do for now.
[14:10] ---
Oh no...
[14:12] ---
I am ashamed.
[14:20] ---
Dinner with Fuyuki-kun...
[14:22] ---
I should be ecstatic at this situation...
[14:29] ---
Yeah, yeah! This rocks, baby!
[14:32] ---
You're harshing my buzz, Pekopon girl!
[14:34] ---
What are you doing, Giroro?! Be yourself!
[14:38] ---
Cut me some slack, jack...
I'm not up to this right now, baby...
[14:42] ---
Giroro...
[14:43] [SONG] ---
The passwords are:
[14:47] [SONG] ---
Afro and Sergeant.
[14:50] [SONG] ---
Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
[14:54] [SONG] ---
3, 2, 1, fire!
[14:54] ---
It can't be!
[14:57] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
[15:02] ---
It's the real Dance Man!
[15:04] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
[15:07] ---
Hey, guys!
[15:09] ---
Heard Pekopon was in a pinch,
so I flew right over!
[15:10] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
[15:14] ---
I called him here!
[15:14] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[15:16] ---
It's the real Dance Man!
[15:18] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
[15:18] ---
Funk is the password for peace and love!
[15:21] ---
We'll teach a lesson to this impostor
with the annoying name!
[15:21] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[15:26] ---
Wow! It's the real Dance Man!
[15:28] ---
Sooo cool!
[15:30] ---
You have the full and total cooperation
of the Keroro Platoon, sir!
[15:34] ---
Missiles, fighter jets,
you name it, you got it, sir!
[15:38] ---
Nononono. No violence.
[15:41] ---
Huh? Then how are you going to fight them?
[15:45] ---
This is my weapon!
SIGN The Simple Purity of Namul
[15:52] ---
A musical score?
[15:54] ---
Gerooo! Gero! Gero! Gerooo!
[15:58] ---
What's this for?!
[15:59] ---
Uncle!
[16:01] ---
Is that how you use them?
[16:03] ---
Nope.
[16:04] ---
Lucky for us,
we've got four cute girls here.
[16:08] ---
You four will sing.
[16:09] ---
What?!
[16:09] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
[16:11] ---
Us?
[16:12] ---
Sing... oh my!
[16:14] ---
Or, like, somewhat doubtful?
[16:16] ---
Seriously?
[16:17] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
[16:17] ---
I'm deadly serious. Mega serious.
[16:20] ---
And so, on to the training, yaaowww!
SIGN Soul
[16:25] ---
I will now instruct you on all that is funk.
[16:30] ---
Yes, please!
[16:32] ---
And so Natsumi, Momoka, Mois, and Koyuki
began their tough training by Dance Man!
[16:42] ---
You jerk!
[16:43] ---
The fate of peace on Earth
rests in your voices!
[16:47] [SONG] ---
Kero kero kero, forward ho!
[16:48] ---
Only a very short time is granted them!
[16:52] ---
Within this limited time,
they must master the essence of funk!
[16:58] ---
The training was the apex of ferocity!
[17:00] ---
Gero... What brutal training!
[17:03] ---
Poor Momocchi...
[17:06] ---
Koyuki-dono...
[17:09] ---
Are they going to be okay?
[17:14] ---
You've all been working hard.
[17:16] ---
That's it for your lessons.
[17:18] ---
All that's left is for you to join
your hearts as one, and sing!
[17:22] ---
Y-Yes!
[17:28] ---
I'll comb straight out: the throne
of power feels real good!
[17:31] ---
That's far enough, Dasonu Maso!
[17:33] ---
Who are you?!
[17:35] ---
With love!
[17:36] ---
And peace!
[17:37] ---
Evangelists for girls' funk!
[17:38] ---
The Ultimate Weapon Unit!
[17:41] ---
More Peach Summer Snow!
[17:43] ---
Wh-Wh-Wha-What?!
[17:49] ---
What?!
[17:55] ---
They're looking pretty good!
[17:58] ---
This is a rare sight...
[18:00] ---
Good luck!
[18:08] [SONG] ---
Earth is abundant with love!
[18:12] [SONG] ---
A miraculous tender dance!
[18:18] [SONG] ---
Space is marbled like a steak.
[18:19] ---
Koyuki-dono...
[18:21] ---
This is gonna keep me busy!
[18:22] [SONG] ---
A wonderful simmering shake.
[18:27] [SONG] ---
Stop the hyperspeed of sound!
[18:29] [SONG] ---
First, summer berries.
[18:30] [SONG] ---
Second, peachbutt grass.
[18:31] [SONG] ---
Stop the hyperspeed of light!
[18:33] [SONG] ---
Three, some mois leaves.
[18:35] [SONG] ---
Four, kinoko mushrooms.
[18:37] [SONG] ---
On some planets,
it's usually those four!
[18:41] [SONG] ---
Please notice me!
[18:42] ---
Oh my god!
[18:43] ---
Dasonu Maso was weak to the
radiance of the real deal!
[18:44] [SONG] ---
Namul! Namul!
[18:46] [SONG] ---
I really love you...
[18:47] ---
And their Girls' Funk
was indeed the real deal!
[18:49] [SONG] ---
Stuck on you! Stuck on you!
[18:51] [SONG] ---
Reach out your hand to me.
[18:54] [SONG] ---
Namul! Namul!
[18:55] [SONG] ---
I'll heal your heart.
[18:58] [SONG] ---
Makes you thin! Makes you thin!
[19:00] [SONG] ---
I'm roasting with jealousy,
and sometimes I wanna grill you, baby.
[19:06] [SONG] ---
So please...
[19:09] [SONG] ---
From time to time, look right at me.
[19:10] [SONG] ---
Come on, hold on tight.
[19:13] [SONG] ---
It won't be my fault if you go
[19:15] [SONG] ---
Flying off again!
[19:19] ---
Hearing real singing voices,
the Dasonu Maso mechs
[19:22] ---
writhed in pain, and disappeared.
[19:26] ---
As they did,
[19:28] ---
the afro-ized people turned back
to normal one after another!
[19:28] [SONG] ---
Our future is fresh and colorful.
[19:32] [SONG] ---
Crisp and high-quality moves.
[19:37] [SONG] ---
Our history has a mouth-watering aroma.
[19:38] ---
Fever! Fever! Fever!
[19:42] [SONG] ---
Tumultuous firm and tasty grooves.
[19:47] [SONG] ---
Stop the speed of sound!
[19:49] [SONG] ---
First, bean sprouts.
[19:50] [SONG] ---
Second, spinach.
[19:52] [SONG] ---
Stop the speed of light!
[19:53] [SONG] ---
Third, Japanese royal fern.
[19:53] ---
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
[19:55] [SONG] ---
Fourth, daikon radish.
[19:56] [SONG] ---
Cut up nice and thin.
[19:59] [SONG] ---
It's usually those four!
[20:01] [SONG] ---
Please notice me!
[20:04] [SONG] ---
Namul! Namul!
[20:06] ---
They did it!
[20:06] [SONG] ---
I wanna be with you!
[20:08] ---
Everyone turned back to normal, sir!
[20:09] [SONG] ---
Soaking in! Soaking in!
[20:11] [SONG] ---
Reach out your hand to me!
[20:12] ---
I am truly relieved...
[20:14] [SONG] ---
Namul! Namul!
[20:16] [SONG] ---
It'll be wasted if you don't eat it all!
[20:17] ---
What... have I been doing...
[20:18] [SONG] ---
Left over! Left over!
[20:21] [SONG] ---
It's a meatless dish.
[20:24] [SONG] ---
That's why I just want to meet you, baby.
[20:26] [SONG] ---
Make me happy!
[20:29] [SONG] ---
But you're always
[20:29] ---
Natsumi!
[20:30] [SONG] ---
Looking the other way.
[20:31] ---
What in blazes has been going on
while I've been out of it...?!
[20:33] [SONG] ---
It won't be my fault if you miss out on
[20:35] [SONG] ---
This delicious thing!
[20:36] ---
I've got it all on tape.
[20:38] ---
Wh-What?
[20:39] ---
Wanna seeee?
[20:41] ---
Kululu... Please...
[20:45] ---
Can't believe they're singing
the second verse, as well...
[20:49] ---
I've lost completely.
[20:51] ---
But I'll comb straight out: I took up a whole
episode, so I'd call that a success!
SIGN I'll comb straight out!
[20:55] ---
Well, then... adios!
[20:57] ---
I'm gonna be a regular next time!
[21:00] ---
And so, thanks to the efforts of
More, Peach, Summer, and Snow,
[21:03] ---
Dasonu Maso was successfully driven away!
[21:09] ---
And the next day.
SIGN The Next Day
[21:11] ---
Hey! Stupid frog!
You were on cleaning duty today!
[21:17] ---
Gero?! Lady Natsumi!
[21:19] ---
N-Natsumi...
[21:20] ---
What are you doing instead of working?
[21:23] ---
Oh, no, this is nothing, ma'am!
[21:26] ---
Suspicious.
[21:27] ---
No, no, no!
[21:28] ---
You're up to no good again, aren't you?
[21:31] ---
Show me!
[21:35] ---
Turned out well, didn't it?
[21:37] ---
I made a bunch of these and put them up for
sale on the net. They sold like hotcakes!
SIGN Rare Footage
[21:41] ---
When?!
[21:43] ---
Good work, Sergeant Major Kululu!
[21:45] ---
Best in the platoon at securing funds, sir!
[21:50] ---
Some people can't get enough of this!
[21:51] ---
You should check out the dressing-room
scenes I put in the bonus features...
[21:55] ---
Oh... you think there's gonna be
no repercussions for filming that?!
[22:00] ---
M-My glasses...
[22:01] ---
You pervert! And all of you!
[22:04] ---
N-N-No, it wasn't us...!
[22:05] ---
You hold it right there!
[22:08] ---
In any case, we can all be glad
that peace on Earth was protected.
[22:12] ---
Wait, what's going to happen with the
Keroro Platoon's reputation as invaders?
[22:16] ---
Gero?
[22:18] ---
G-Gero...
[22:20] [SONG] ---
K-E-R-O-R-O Sergeant Keroro!
[22:20] [SONG] ---
K-E-R-O-R-O Keroro Gunsou
[22:23] [SONG] ---
K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
[22:23] [SONG] ---
K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
[22:27] [SONG] ---
K-E-R-O-R-O Sergeant Keroro!
[22:27] [SONG] ---
K-E-R-O-R-O Keroro Gunsou
[22:30] [SONG] ---
K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
[22:30] [SONG] ---
K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
[22:38] [SONG] ---
(Emotional issues, sir!)
[22:38] [SONG] ---
(Kokoro no mondai de arimasu!)
[22:40] [SONG] ---
Why do you make that face?
[22:40] [SONG] ---
Doushite sonna kao su'n no?
[22:44] [SONG] ---
I hate the way you say that!
[22:44] [SONG] ---
Sou iu iikata ga kirai dakara!
[22:47] [SONG] ---
You really have always ticked me off.
[22:47] [SONG] ---
Honto mae kara mukatsuite'ta
[22:51] [SONG] ---
You know you're really stupid
to get so uptight!
[22:51] [SONG] ---
Muki ni natte baka ja nai no?
[22:54] [SONG] ---
Frowning faces. Faces red with tears.
[22:54] [SONG] ---
Shikamettsura nakittsura
[22:58] [SONG] ---
Even though we want to make up.
[22:58] [SONG] ---
Nakanaori o shitai keredo
[23:01] [SONG] ---
Both feeling terrible, and both the losers.
[23:01] [SONG] ---
Kibun saiaku tomodaore
[23:05] [SONG] ---
The more I grow to love you,
the stubborner I get.
[23:05] [SONG] ---
Suki ni naru hodo iji ni natte yuku yo
[23:12] [SONG] ---
On this planet where we were
lucky to meet,
[23:12] [SONG] ---
Kimi to deaeta kono hoshi de
Tomodachi ni nareta isshun de
[23:15] [SONG] ---
In the twinkle of a star
that we could be friends,
[23:18] [SONG] ---
It's kind of nice to have
a fight every now and then.
[23:18] [SONG] ---
Tama ni nara kenka mo nanka ii ne
[23:22] [SONG] ---
So don't go all red and blushy like that.
[23:22] [SONG] ---
Dakara sonna kao shite terenai de
[23:26] [SONG] ---
I've got things I gotta do, but now I'd
rather stay here holding your hand.
[23:26] [SONG] ---
Yaranakya ikenai koto yori
ima wa kimi to te o tsunaide'tai
[23:32] [SONG] ---
These are my real feelings
that only you know!
[23:32] [SONG] ---
Kimi dake ga shitte'ru hontou no kimochi
[23:36] [SONG] ---
My emotional issues are
as strong as ever, sir!
[23:36] [SONG] ---
Kokoro no mondai
kyou mo junchou de arimasu!
[23:42] [SONG] ---
K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
[23:42] [SONG] ---
K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
[23:51] ---
It's Fuyuki! Starting to get cold, isn't it?
[23:54] ---
I know! Let's do a nabe tonight!
[23:56] ---
What should we put in it?
[23:58] ---
Kimchi nabe... Tounyuu nabe...
Pork sukiyaki nabe...
[24:01] ---
Ah, maybe we could get Sarge
to help and have a space nabe!
[24:04] ---
Never mind that! The next episode is
[24:06] ---
"Giroro: The Man with Seven Faces, Sir!"
[24:10] ---
"Fuyuki: Let's Join the
Occult Tournament, Sir!"
[24:14] ---
These two episodes.
How's that?
[24:16] ---
Ge-Gero!
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