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E88 - Dasonu☆Maso: Pekopon is Mine! But I'll Comb Straight Out, I Don't Even Want It, Sir!

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[00:01] [SONG] ---
    I'll buy you a soda! ♥
[00:01] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
[00:04] [SONG] ---
    An-an-an, an-a-an-an...
[00:04] [SONG] ---
    An-an-an, an-a-an-an...
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ah... Saturday night!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    AH... Saturday Night
[00:15] [SONG] ---
    Today's our thrilling first date.
[00:15] [SONG] ---
    Kyou wa ukiuki hatsu deeto
[00:21] [SONG] ---
    I'll buy you a soda! ♥
[00:21] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
[00:26] [SONG] ---
    Though I earn less than ¥100,000 a month,
[00:26] [SONG] ---
    Gesshuu juuman ika dakedo
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I'll buy you a soda! ♥
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    Waiting for you on the station platform,
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    Eki no hoomu de machiawase
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    I'll hold your bag! ♥
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    Kimi no kaban o motte ageru ♥
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Gimme the seat!
    What're you sitting down for?!
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Zaseki o boku ni yuzuri na yo!
    Nani suwatte'n da yo?!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I'll buy you a soda! ♥
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Boku wa juusu o katte ageru ♥
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    Love's gotta be give and take!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    Koi tte yappari gibu ando teiku
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    It hurts to always be demanding.
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    Motomete bakari ja setsunai ne
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    And that's why
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Da - ka - ra
[01:11] [SONG] ---
    I'll buy you a soda! ♥
[01:11] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    I'll give you half of my soda! ♥
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Boku no juusu o hanbun ageru ♥
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    I'll give...
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ni
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    ...sometimes...
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    tama ni
[01:22] [SONG] ---
    ...my soda...
[01:22] [SONG] ---
    boku no juusu o
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    ...♥ to ♥ you. ♥
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    a ♥ ge ♥ ru ♥
[01:31] ---
    Winter is a little romantic, isn't it?
[01:34] ---
    From time to time, the sky
    gives you a wonderful present.
[01:39] ---
    So gym period today was just amazing!
[01:42] ---
    You should've seen Koyuki-chan, she—
[01:45] ---
    Snow?
[01:51] ---
    Huh? What's this?
SIGN    Myaowwso Concert Dasonu☆Maso
[01:57] ---
    Concert... Dasonu☆Maso...?
[02:00] ---
    That bunch never learns...
[02:02] ---
    Why do they make this stuff?!
SIGN    Rip
[02:04] ---
    Ahhh, Sis! Don't rip it, or—
[02:12] [SONG] ---
    Dasonu☆Maso! Dancing in my soul!
[02:17] [SONG] ---
    I've said it enough, but he's
    Dasonu☆Maso! Dancing in my soul!
[02:22] [SONG] ---
    He is Dasonu☆Maso!
[02:23] ---
    I am Dasonu☆Maso!
[02:26] ---
    He's here...
[02:31] ---
    Dasonu☆Maso: Pekopon is Mine! But I'll
    Comb Straight Out, I Don't Even Want It, Sir!
[02:37] ---
    I am Dasonu☆Maso!
[02:40] ---
    Woww! Dasonu Maso, you're so cool!
[02:43] ---
    Yo! Best in the universe!
[02:44] ---
    Yeah, yeah!
[02:46] ---
    Hmm, so, do you all remember?
[02:47] ---
    To explain for those
    who haven't seen him yet...
[02:50] ---
    He hoped people would mistake him for the
    famous Dance☆Man and buy his tickets.
[02:55] ---
    He is a hairly strange alien
    called Dasonu Maso.
SIGN    ("Dasonu Maso" looks very much like "Dance Man")
[02:59] [SONG] ---
    Dasonu☆Maso, dance!
[03:00] ---
    I'm just a clumsy, ham-handed man.
[03:02] [SONG] ---
    Dasonu☆Maso, bounce!
[03:03] ---
    ...he says while his hobby
    is making bottle ships!
SIGN    Bottle Ship
[03:07] ---
    That is who I am!
SIGN    WHO I AM
[03:11] ---
    What the...?!
[03:11] ---
    Not wasting any time, is he?!
[03:15] ---
    Wooow...
[03:15] ---
    Hmph. Ridiculous.
[03:17] ---
    Or, like, thunderous applause?
[03:20] ---
    Hey, you stupid frog!
[03:21] ---
    Sarge...
[03:22] ---
    Oh, come on, what's wrong with you two?
[03:25] ---
    You sure are noisy, ma'am.
[03:27] ---
    Don't you realize Dasonu Maso is in
    the middle of a concert right now?
[03:31] ---
    You bunch of idiots called him again,
    not learning from the last time, didn't you?
[03:35] ---
    N-No we did not, ma'am!
[03:37] ---
    Dasonu Maso came here of his own accord
    to boost our platoon morale, ma'am!
[03:42] ---
    Didn't you, Dasonu Maso?
[03:44] ---
    I'll comb straight out:
    I kinda didn't say a word about that.
[03:48] ---
    And I'm not gonna be performing
    to cheer you up either, bub.
[03:51] ---
    Oh... I see...
[03:53] ---
    What I want to know is, how did you get here
    before us when you were outside just now?
[03:58] ---
    Oh, yeah! Now that is a good question!
[04:03] ---
    I am Dasonu☆Maso!
[04:07] ---
    Aghh! There're two Dasonu Maso-sans!
[04:12] ---
    I'll hide it no longer...
SIGN    I'll comb straight out!
[04:14] ---
    Though, I'll comb straight out, I wasn't really
    hiding it in the first place!
[04:16] ---
    He is my body double,
    Mecha Dasonu Maso!
SIGN    Mecha Desonu Maso
[04:20] ---
    Straight off the assembly line, yeah!
[04:22] ---
    Assembly line?
[04:24] ---
    Then—
[04:25] ---
    By now, my clones should have
    expanded all over Inner-Tokyo!
[04:33] ---
    The tickets pour down like rain!
[04:37] ---
    Afro hair balls seige the city,
     one after another!
[04:39] [SONG] ---
    Dasonu☆Maso, dance!
[04:40] ---
    And each of the mass-produced Dasonu Maso
    mechs unleashes its own hairly honest gag!
[04:42] [SONG] ---
    Dasonu☆Maso, bounce!
[04:45] ---
    My memory's been so bad recently...
[04:48] ---
    ...he says, while he's got every
    entertainer's birthday memorized!
[04:50] [SONG] ---
    Dasonu☆Maso, dance!
[04:52] ---
    That is who I am!
SIGN    WHO I AM
[04:54] ---
    Space Watanabe Kumiko's
    birthday is October 7th!
SIGN    October 7th
    Space Watanabe Kumiko
[04:56] [SONG] ---
    Dasonu☆Maso, dancing in my soul!
[04:58] ---
    I'm so terrible at cooking...
[04:59] [SONG] ---
    He is Dasonu☆Maso!
[05:01] ---
    ...he says, after pulling off all 108 dishes
    of the Manchu Han Imperial Feast!
SIGN    Keroro Army
    Earth Conquest
[05:03] [SONG] ---
    Dasonu☆Maso, dancing in my soul!
[05:05] ---
    That is who I am!
SIGN    WHO I AM
[05:06] [SONG] ---
    He is Dasonu☆Maso!
[05:07] ---
    I'm so poor and overworked!
[05:10] ---
    ...he says, while taking three weeks'
    summer vacation every single year!
[05:14] ---
    That is who I am!
[05:16] ---
    Wh-What's with this guy?!
[05:18] ---
    P-Pervert?!
[05:20] ---
    Here we go!
SIGN    Shaggy shaggy shaggy
[05:23] ---
    Those who ran away in disgust
    from his hairly honest gags
[05:25] ---
    were mercilessly blasted with
    his Shaggy Beams!
[05:28] ---
    And this time, these fearsome beams
    not only afro-ized their victims,
[05:31] ---
    but also funkified their personalities!
SIGN    Shaggy shaggy shaggy
[05:36] ---
    Yay!
[05:37] ---
    Aw, yeah!
[05:37] [SONG] ---
    Dasonu☆Maso!
[05:39] ---
    And so, the whole area of Inner-Tokyo
[05:41] ---
    was rapidly overrun by the
    mass-produced Dasonu Maso mechs!
[05:45] [SONG] ---
    Dasonu☆Maso!
[05:46] ---
    Here we go!
[05:49] ---
    Everybody! Well, guess this'll do!
[05:52] ---
    S-Seriously?
[05:55] ---
    Hey! Why are you doing this?!
[05:57] ---
    Well...
[05:58] ---
    I'll comb straight out: if I didn't do this,
    I wouldn't get any screentime.
SIGN    I'll comb straight out!
[06:01] ---
    If that's all, I think you've done enough!
[06:04] ---
    Stop it right now!
[06:05] ---
    You say that, but...
[06:07] ---
    at this rate, it's just a matter of time
    before I take over all of Pekopon, so...
[06:12] ---
    Let's take this as far as it'll go!
[06:16] ---
    That's the way to party!
[06:20] ---
    Dasonu Maso, you're so darn cool!
[06:22] ---
    You're glorious! Let me join your team!
[06:24] ---
    If I stand on your shoulders,
[06:27] ---
    my platoon will be able to achieve our
    invasion of Pekopon with ease, sir!
[06:31] ---
    You are brilliant as ever, Mr. Sergeant!
[06:33] ---
    Using any foul strategy available
    to achieve your objective!
[06:37] ---
    Or, like, stealing credit?
[06:39] ---
    Stupid frog!
[06:40] ---
    Sarge, you mustn't do that...
[06:44] ---
    Keroro, do you have no sense
    of pride, you jerkface?!
[06:49] ---
    In the first place: how gutless to suggest
    using these ridiculous skits to conquer Pekopon!
[06:55] ---
    Victory in an invasion is to be
    snatched triumphantly,
[06:58] ---
    at the end of a heart-pounding,
    intense battle for one's life!
[07:01] ---
    Aw, yeah! That is one dope policy!
[07:03] ---
    Then how 'bout this?!
SIGN    Shaggy shaggy shaggy
[07:09] ---
    Feelin' good, baby...
[07:11] ---
    Giroro! That afro changed
    your personality too?!
[07:15] ---
    Hey, cute and innocent Pekopon girl!
[07:18] ---
    Wanna go on a date?
[07:21] ---
    Don't fool around like that!
[07:26] ---
    Gero!
[07:28] ---
    I won't permit you to lay
    a hand on Dasonu Maso-san...
[07:33] ---
    I am not letting you take over Earth.
[07:36] ---
    Get yourself back to
    your own planet right now!
[07:39] ---
    I'll comb straight out:
    this Pekopon girl is kinda scary.
[07:43] ---
    I'll leave you to the end,
    and afro-ize you slowly.
[07:47] ---
    I'll comb straight out:
    that way will be more exciting.
[07:51] ---
    Ewww, don't touch me!
[07:54] ---
    See ya!
[07:56] ---
    Wha?! Dasonu Maso-san?!
[07:57] ---
    What about your alliance
    with the Keroro Platoon?!
[08:00] ---
    Huh?
[08:01] ---
    I'll comb straight out: there's nothing
    in it for me, so... adios!
[08:05] ---
    Wha...
[08:06] ---
    Wait a sec...
[08:07] ---
    Dasonu Maso-san?!
[08:09] ---
    Dasonu Maso-san?!
[08:11] ---
    You petty jerk...!
[08:18] ---
    Take this!
[08:25] ---
    What?!
[08:26] ---
    Fever time!
SIGN    Shaggy shaggy shaggy
SIGN    Shaggy shaggy shaggy
SIGN    Shaggy shaggy shaggy
[08:36] ---
    It's no good! We don't stand a chance!
[08:39] ---
    Get out of there now!
SIGN    Shaggy shaggy shaggy
[08:43] ---
    What's wrong? Yoshiokadaira!
[08:45] ---
    Funky! Aw, yeah!
[08:48] ---
    We must act...
[08:54] ---
    Milady!
[08:56] ---
    I implore you to hurry!
[08:58] ---
    You hurry up and get in too, Paul!
[08:59] ---
    Spare no concern for me...
[09:01] ---
    Paul!
[09:02] ---
    Oh, yeah! Fever!
[09:05] ---
    Come now, milady! Hurry!
[09:07] ---
    But...
[09:07] ---
    Sorry!
[09:11] ---
    Paul! Open it!
[09:14] ---
    I pray for your safety...
[09:18] ---
    Master Fuyuki!
[09:19] ---
    I beg you to take care of milady!
[09:21] ---
    Paul!
SIGN    Mecha
SIGN    Shaggy shaggy shaggy
[09:28] ---
    Paul!
SIGN    Mecha
[09:33] ---
    Aw, yeah! Fever, fever!
[09:36] ---
    Paul...
[09:49] ---
    I'm actually a timid man
    who wouldn't hurt a fly.
[09:53] ---
    ...he says, while delivering
    a focused attack!
SIGN    Shaggy shaggy shaggy
[09:56] ---
    That is who I am!
SIGN    WHO I AM
[09:58] ---
    Aw, yeah!
[09:59] ---
    It does not bear looking at...
[10:01] ---
    I wonder if Natsumi-san is okay?
[10:06] ---
    That mark!
[10:07] ---
    Momoka-dono!
[10:11] ---
    It was headed in the direction
    of the Hinata abode!
[10:13] ---
    Let's hurry, Dororo!
[10:15] ---
    Nin!
[10:21] ---
    Nishizawa-san!
[10:22] ---
    Momocchi!
[10:24] ---
    Nishizawa-san, can you hear me?!
[10:25] ---
    Momoka-chan, are you okay?!
[10:30] ---
    Fuyuki-kun... Paul, he's... he's...
[10:35] ---
    Momocchi?!
[10:36] ---
    Noooo! Momocchi, wake up!
[10:43] ---
    She's just passed out.
[10:46] ---
    Oh, thank goodness...
[10:47] ---
    Natsumi-san!
[10:49] ---
    You're safe!
[10:51] ---
    You, too.
[10:53] ---
    Dororo, what's the city looking like?
[10:55] ---
    It appears as though the city is
    already firmly under their control.
[10:58] ---
    The citizens have no means of resistance
    against the innumerable Dasonu Maso clones.
[11:03] ---
    It did not bear looking at.
[11:06] ---
    You, stupid frog!
[11:07] ---
    Are you just going to let this happen?!
[11:08] ---
    Gero?
[11:09] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[11:10] ---
    Sarge...
[11:11] ---
    Uncle!
[11:12] ---
    Commander-dono!
[11:13] ---
    Gero...
[11:15] ---
    In the first place, we've been here on
    Pekopon way longer than Dasonu Maso.
[11:17] ---
    If we let him beat us to it,
    our reputation will be in tatters.
[11:21] ---
    And he spat all over our alliance.
[11:23] ---
    This calls for...
[11:25] ---
    Okay, let's do this!
[11:27] ---
    We will put a firm end to Dasonu
    Maso's takeover of Pekopon!
[11:31] ---
    Yeah!
[11:33] ---
    How will our Keroro Platoon stand against
    the invincible-for-some-reason Dasonu Maso army?!
[11:38] ---
    Continued in the second half!
SIGN    Shaggy shaggy shaggy
[11:48] ---
    The situation is dire!
[11:50] ---
    Inner-Tokyo was, at that moment, on the brink
    of being taken over by the Dasonu Maso army!
SIGN    Shaggy shaggy shaggy
[11:56] ---
    Gero gerori.
[11:58] ---
    Dasonu Maso...
[11:59] ---
    I will make you regret your disrespect
    for the great Sergeant Keroro, sir.
[12:03] ---
    We're directly above the target!
[12:05] ---
    Very good! Drop Clipper Missiles, sir!
[12:08] ---
    With pleasure! Click!
SIGN    Mecha
[12:31] ---
    Life is pointless now!
[12:34] ---
    The Dasonu Maso mechs are losing power fast!
[12:38] ---
    Or, like, mission complete?
[12:39] ---
    Nice!
[12:43] ---
    Giroro's afro is starting
    to go back to normal...
[12:47] ---
    When it comes to invading Pekopon,
     we have more experience!
[12:50] ---
    This is what happens when a newbie
    gets too ahead of himself, sir!
SIGN    Mecha
[12:58] ---
    Not bad.
SIGN    I'll comb straight out!
[13:00] ---
    Though, I'll comb straight out:
    I saw all of this coming!
[13:03] [SONG] ---
    Dance☆Man, dance!
[13:03] ---
    Fever time!
SIGN    Shaggy shaggy shaggy
SIGN    Shaggy shaggy shaggy
[13:07] [SONG] ---
    Dasonu☆Maso, dance!
[13:12] ---
    Giroro...
[13:12] [SONG] ---
    Dasonu☆Maso, dancing in my soul!
[13:13] ---
    The Dasonu Maso army was quickly revived.
[13:15] [SONG] ---
    That girl looks like she kisses sweetly.
[13:16] ---
    It's no good! They've turned back again.
[13:19] ---
    Or, like, corpses revived?
[13:19] [SONG] ---
    His name is Dasonu☆Maso!
    Dancing in my soul!
[13:21] ---
    Hey, Pekopon charm girl!
[13:25] ---
    You just lie down.
[13:26] ---
    Ah! Uncle!
SIGN    Shaggy shaggy shaggy
[13:30] ---
    Sarge!
[13:31] ---
    Tama-chan!
[13:32] ---
    Mr. Sergeant, we've lost control.
[13:35] ---
    What?! Kululu, do you have anything?!
[13:39] ---
    Normal weapons
    have no effect on afros.
[13:42] ---
    As great as I am, even I have to
    throw my hands up here.
[13:44] ---
    What?!
[13:45] ---
    We are stalling!
[13:55] ---
    Uncle... are you all right?
[13:58] ---
    Th-This is nothing...
[14:00] ---
    Uncle! Uncle!
[14:06] ---
    We can't even count on Kululu,
    with him in this state...
[14:08] ---
    It looks like there's
    nothing we can do for now.
[14:10] ---
    Oh no...
[14:12] ---
    I am ashamed.
[14:20] ---
    Dinner with Fuyuki-kun...
[14:22] ---
    I should be ecstatic at this situation...
[14:29] ---
    Yeah, yeah! This rocks, baby!
[14:32] ---
    You're harshing my buzz, Pekopon girl!
[14:34] ---
    What are you doing, Giroro?! Be yourself!
[14:38] ---
    Cut me some slack, jack...
    I'm not up to this right now, baby...
[14:42] ---
    Giroro...
[14:43] [SONG] ---
    The passwords are:
[14:47] [SONG] ---
    Afro and Sergeant.
[14:50] [SONG] ---
    Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
[14:54] [SONG] ---
    3, 2, 1, fire!
[14:54] ---
    It can't be!
[14:57] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
[15:02] ---
    It's the real Dance Man!
[15:04] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
[15:07] ---
    Hey, guys!
[15:09] ---
    Heard Pekopon was in a pinch,
    so I flew right over!
[15:10] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
[15:14] ---
    I called him here!
[15:14] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[15:16] ---
    It's the real Dance Man!
[15:18] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
[15:18] ---
    Funk is the password for peace and love!
[15:21] ---
    We'll teach a lesson to this impostor
    with the annoying name!
[15:21] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[15:26] ---
    Wow! It's the real Dance Man!
[15:28] ---
    Sooo cool!
[15:30] ---
    You have the full and total cooperation
    of the Keroro Platoon, sir!
[15:34] ---
    Missiles, fighter jets,
    you name it, you got it, sir!
[15:38] ---
    Nononono. No violence.
[15:41] ---
    Huh? Then how are you going to fight them?
[15:45] ---
    This is my weapon!
SIGN    The Simple Purity of Namul
[15:52] ---
    A musical score?
[15:54] ---
    Gerooo! Gero! Gero! Gerooo!
[15:58] ---
    What's this for?!
[15:59] ---
    Uncle!
[16:01] ---
    Is that how you use them?
[16:03] ---
    Nope.
[16:04] ---
    Lucky for us,
    we've got four cute girls here.
[16:08] ---
    You four will sing.
[16:09] ---
    What?!
[16:09] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
[16:11] ---
    Us?
[16:12] ---
    Sing... oh my!
[16:14] ---
    Or, like, somewhat doubtful?
[16:16] ---
    Seriously?
[16:17] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
[16:17] ---
    I'm deadly serious. Mega serious.
[16:20] ---
    And so, on to the training, yaaowww!
SIGN    Soul
[16:25] ---
    I will now instruct you on all that is funk.
[16:30] ---
    Yes, please!
[16:32] ---
    And so Natsumi, Momoka, Mois, and Koyuki
    began their tough training by Dance Man!
[16:42] ---
    You jerk!
[16:43] ---
    The fate of peace on Earth
    rests in your voices!
[16:47] [SONG] ---
    Kero kero kero, forward ho!
[16:48] ---
    Only a very short time is granted them!
[16:52] ---
    Within this limited time,
    they must master the essence of funk!
[16:58] ---
    The training was the apex of ferocity!
[17:00] ---
    Gero... What brutal training!
[17:03] ---
    Poor Momocchi...
[17:06] ---
    Koyuki-dono...
[17:09] ---
    Are they going to be okay?
[17:14] ---
    You've all been working hard.
[17:16] ---
    That's it for your lessons.
[17:18] ---
    All that's left is for you to join
    your hearts as one, and sing!
[17:22] ---
    Y-Yes!
[17:28] ---
    I'll comb straight out: the throne
    of power feels real good!
[17:31] ---
    That's far enough, Dasonu Maso!
[17:33] ---
    Who are you?!
[17:35] ---
    With love!
[17:36] ---
    And peace!
[17:37] ---
    Evangelists for girls' funk!
[17:38] ---
    The Ultimate Weapon Unit!
[17:41] ---
    More Peach Summer Snow!
[17:43] ---
    Wh-Wh-Wha-What?!
[17:49] ---
    What?!
[17:55] ---
    They're looking pretty good!
[17:58] ---
    This is a rare sight...
[18:00] ---
    Good luck!
[18:08] [SONG] ---
    Earth is abundant with love!
[18:12] [SONG] ---
    A miraculous tender dance!
[18:18] [SONG] ---
    Space is marbled like a steak.
[18:19] ---
    Koyuki-dono...
[18:21] ---
    This is gonna keep me busy!
[18:22] [SONG] ---
    A wonderful simmering shake.
[18:27] [SONG] ---
    Stop the hyperspeed of sound!
[18:29] [SONG] ---
    First, summer berries.
[18:30] [SONG] ---
    Second, peachbutt grass.
[18:31] [SONG] ---
    Stop the hyperspeed of light!
[18:33] [SONG] ---
    Three, some mois leaves.
[18:35] [SONG] ---
    Four, kinoko mushrooms.
[18:37] [SONG] ---
    On some planets,
    it's usually those four!
[18:41] [SONG] ---
    Please notice me!
[18:42] ---
    Oh my god!
[18:43] ---
    Dasonu Maso was weak to the
    radiance of the real deal!
[18:44] [SONG] ---
    Namul! Namul!
[18:46] [SONG] ---
    I really love you...
[18:47] ---
    And their Girls' Funk
    was indeed the real deal!
[18:49] [SONG] ---
    Stuck on you! Stuck on you!
[18:51] [SONG] ---
    Reach out your hand to me.
[18:54] [SONG] ---
    Namul! Namul!
[18:55] [SONG] ---
    I'll heal your heart.
[18:58] [SONG] ---
    Makes you thin! Makes you thin!
[19:00] [SONG] ---
    I'm roasting with jealousy,
    and sometimes I wanna grill you, baby.
[19:06] [SONG] ---
    So please...
[19:09] [SONG] ---
    From time to time, look right at me.
[19:10] [SONG] ---
    Come on, hold on tight.
[19:13] [SONG] ---
    It won't be my fault if you go
[19:15] [SONG] ---
    Flying off again!
[19:19] ---
    Hearing real singing voices,
    the Dasonu Maso mechs
[19:22] ---
    writhed in pain, and disappeared.
[19:26] ---
    As they did,
[19:28] ---
    the afro-ized people turned back
    to normal one after another!
[19:28] [SONG] ---
    Our future is fresh and colorful.
[19:32] [SONG] ---
    Crisp and high-quality moves.
[19:37] [SONG] ---
    Our history has a mouth-watering aroma.
[19:38] ---
    Fever! Fever! Fever!
[19:42] [SONG] ---
    Tumultuous firm and tasty grooves.
[19:47] [SONG] ---
    Stop the speed of sound!
[19:49] [SONG] ---
    First, bean sprouts.
[19:50] [SONG] ---
    Second, spinach.
[19:52] [SONG] ---
    Stop the speed of light!
[19:53] [SONG] ---
    Third, Japanese royal fern.
[19:53] ---
    Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
[19:55] [SONG] ---
    Fourth, daikon radish.
[19:56] [SONG] ---
    Cut up nice and thin.
[19:59] [SONG] ---
    It's usually those four!
[20:01] [SONG] ---
    Please notice me!
[20:04] [SONG] ---
    Namul! Namul!
[20:06] ---
    They did it!
[20:06] [SONG] ---
    I wanna be with you!
[20:08] ---
    Everyone turned back to normal, sir!
[20:09] [SONG] ---
    Soaking in! Soaking in!
[20:11] [SONG] ---
    Reach out your hand to me!
[20:12] ---
    I am truly relieved...
[20:14] [SONG] ---
    Namul! Namul!
[20:16] [SONG] ---
    It'll be wasted if you don't eat it all!
[20:17] ---
    What... have I been doing...
[20:18] [SONG] ---
    Left over! Left over!
[20:21] [SONG] ---
    It's a meatless dish.
[20:24] [SONG] ---
    That's why I just want to meet you, baby.
[20:26] [SONG] ---
    Make me happy!
[20:29] [SONG] ---
    But you're always
[20:29] ---
    Natsumi!
[20:30] [SONG] ---
    Looking the other way.
[20:31] ---
    What in blazes has been going on
    while I've been out of it...?!
[20:33] [SONG] ---
    It won't be my fault if you miss out on
[20:35] [SONG] ---
    This delicious thing!
[20:36] ---
    I've got it all on tape.
[20:38] ---
    Wh-What?
[20:39] ---
    Wanna seeee?
[20:41] ---
    Kululu... Please...
[20:45] ---
    Can't believe they're singing
    the second verse, as well...
[20:49] ---
    I've lost completely.
[20:51] ---
    But I'll comb straight out: I took up a whole
    episode, so I'd call that a success!
SIGN    I'll comb straight out!
[20:55] ---
    Well, then... adios!
[20:57] ---
    I'm gonna be a regular next time!
[21:00] ---
    And so, thanks to the efforts of
    More, Peach, Summer, and Snow,
[21:03] ---
    Dasonu Maso was successfully driven away!
[21:09] ---
    And the next day.
SIGN    The Next Day
[21:11] ---
    Hey! Stupid frog!
    You were on cleaning duty today!
[21:17] ---
    Gero?! Lady Natsumi!
[21:19] ---
    N-Natsumi...
[21:20] ---
    What are you doing instead of working?
[21:23] ---
    Oh, no, this is nothing, ma'am!
[21:26] ---
    Suspicious.
[21:27] ---
    No, no, no!
[21:28] ---
    You're up to no good again, aren't you?
[21:31] ---
    Show me!
[21:35] ---
    Turned out well, didn't it?
[21:37] ---
    I made a bunch of these and put them up for
    sale on the net. They sold like hotcakes!
SIGN    Rare Footage
[21:41] ---
    When?!
[21:43] ---
    Good work, Sergeant Major Kululu!
[21:45] ---
    Best in the platoon at securing funds, sir!
[21:50] ---
    Some people can't get enough of this!
[21:51] ---
    You should check out the dressing-room
    scenes I put in the bonus features...
[21:55] ---
    Oh... you think there's gonna be
    no repercussions for filming that?!
[22:00] ---
    M-My glasses...
[22:01] ---
    You pervert! And all of you!
[22:04] ---
    N-N-No, it wasn't us...!
[22:05] ---
    You hold it right there!
[22:08] ---
    In any case, we can all be glad
    that peace on Earth was protected.
[22:12] ---
    Wait, what's going to happen with the
    Keroro Platoon's reputation as invaders?
[22:16] ---
    Gero?
[22:18] ---
    G-Gero...
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    K-E-R-O-R-O Sergeant Keroro!
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    K-E-R-O-R-O Keroro Gunsou
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    K-E-R-O-R-O Sergeant Keroro!
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    K-E-R-O-R-O Keroro Gunsou
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    (Emotional issues, sir!)
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    (Kokoro no mondai de arimasu!)
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Why do you make that face?
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Doushite sonna kao su'n no?
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    I hate the way you say that!
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Sou iu iikata ga kirai dakara!
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    You really have always ticked me off.
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Honto mae kara mukatsuite'ta
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    You know you're really stupid
    to get so uptight!
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    Muki ni natte baka ja nai no?
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    Frowning faces. Faces red with tears.
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    Shikamettsura nakittsura
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    Even though we want to make up.
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    Nakanaori o shitai keredo
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    Both feeling terrible, and both the losers.
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    Kibun saiaku tomodaore
[23:05] [SONG] ---
    The more I grow to love you,
     the stubborner I get.
[23:05] [SONG] ---
    Suki ni naru hodo iji ni natte yuku yo
[23:12] [SONG] ---
    On this planet where we were
    lucky to meet,
[23:12] [SONG] ---
    Kimi to deaeta kono hoshi de
    Tomodachi ni nareta isshun de
[23:15] [SONG] ---
    In the twinkle of a star
    that we could be friends,
[23:18] [SONG] ---
    It's kind of nice to have
    a fight every now and then.
[23:18] [SONG] ---
    Tama ni nara kenka mo nanka ii ne
[23:22] [SONG] ---
    So don't go all red and blushy like that.
[23:22] [SONG] ---
    Dakara sonna kao shite terenai de
[23:26] [SONG] ---
    I've got things I gotta do, but now I'd
    rather stay here holding your hand.
[23:26] [SONG] ---
    Yaranakya ikenai koto yori
    ima wa kimi to te o tsunaide'tai
[23:32] [SONG] ---
    These are my real feelings
    that only you know!
[23:32] [SONG] ---
    Kimi dake ga shitte'ru hontou no kimochi
[23:36] [SONG] ---
    My emotional issues are
     as strong as ever, sir!
[23:36] [SONG] ---
    Kokoro no mondai
    kyou mo junchou de arimasu!
[23:42] [SONG] ---
    K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
[23:42] [SONG] ---
    K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
[23:51] ---
    It's Fuyuki! Starting to get cold, isn't it?
[23:54] ---
    I know! Let's do a nabe tonight!
[23:56] ---
    What should we put in it?
[23:58] ---
    Kimchi nabe... Tounyuu nabe...
    Pork sukiyaki nabe...
[24:01] ---
    Ah, maybe we could get Sarge
    to help and have a space nabe!
[24:04] ---
    Never mind that! The next episode is
[24:06] ---
    "Giroro: The Man with Seven Faces, Sir!"
[24:10] ---
    "Fuyuki: Let's Join the
     Occult Tournament, Sir!"
[24:14] ---
    These two episodes.
    How's that?
[24:16] ---
    Ge-Gero!