E186 - Alisa vs. "Invasion Goes Nowhere" Yokai, Sir!
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[00:03] [SONG] ---
Hey, everybody in front of the TV.
We love Earth invasions to death right now.
[00:03] [SONG] ---
"Yaa, terebi no mae no minna! Oretachi wa ima,
chikyuu shinryaku ni zokkon nan da."
[00:09] [SONG] ---
Listen, though, going to Earth
by bicycle is totally impossible!
[00:09] [SONG] ---
"Nee, demo jitensha de chikyuu
ni iku nante zettai muri!"
[00:13] [SONG] ---
You're right. You're absolutely right.
[00:13] [SONG] ---
"Sou da. Sono toori da."
[00:15] [SONG] ---
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:15] [SONG] ---
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:18] [SONG] ---
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:18] [SONG] ---
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:24] [SONG] ---
Viva! Viva! Viva!
[00:24] [SONG] ---
Biba! Biba! Biba!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
When I make toast,
both sides get charred black!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
Toosuto yake wa ryoumen makkuroke
[00:31] [SONG] ---
Of course. It's always overdone.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
"Kimatte iru. Yakisugi ni kimatte iru n' da."
SIGN Overdone
[00:33] [SONG] ---
Everyone's listening in on my whispering.
[00:33] [SONG] ---
Hisohisobanashi minna kiite iru
[00:37] [SONG] ---
No, calm down. What you're doing
isn't called whispering.
[00:37] [SONG] ---
"Iya ochitsuku n' da. Sore
wa hisohiso to wa iwanai zo."
SIGN Whispering
[00:39] [SONG] ---
The traffic lights are all red!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Shingouki wa aka darake
[00:43] [SONG] ---
Mmm, not all days are like that.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
n'aa Sonna hi bakari de wa nai sa
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Aw, you're cheering me up?
[00:46] [SONG] ---
"Nagusamete kurete'ru no?"
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Yes. Life should be looked at through a
long lens. You get what I mean, right?
[00:47] [SONG] ---
"Sou da. Jinsei tte no wa nagai me
de miru beki na n' da. Wakaru daro?"
[00:52] [SONG] ---
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:52] [SONG] ---
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:55] [SONG] ---
Be that as it may, I do get hungry.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
Saredo hara wa heru
[00:58] [SONG] ---
You let things get to you quite easily...
[00:58] [SONG] ---
Wari to utare yowai n' da...
[01:01] [SONG] ---
I know... I want to change that.
[01:01] [SONG] ---
"Wakatte'ru... Kawaritai tte omotte'ru."
[01:04] [SONG] ---
It's coincidence! It's coincidence, I tell you!
[01:04] [SONG] ---
Tamatama da yo Tamatama datteba
[01:07] [SONG] ---
Forcibly rose-colored.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
Muriyari barairo
[01:10] [SONG] ---
Glittering tears, too, are a badge of honor.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
Kirari namida mo kunshou sa
[01:14] [SONG] ---
Let's laugh it off!
[01:14] [SONG] ---
Kerori waraitobasou
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[01:25] [SONG] ---
Viva! Viva! Viva!
[01:25] [SONG] ---
Biba! Biba! Biba!
[01:32] ---
Hello! We meet again.
[01:34] ---
Halloween is inextricably linked with the
mass gathering of scaaaaary Western ghosts,
[01:38] ---
but did you all know that Japan
[01:41] ---
has lots of "yokai," which can give
Halloween a run for its money?
[01:46] ---
I can feel it. A very strong presence.
[01:50] ---
There can be no mistaking it.
They are those who lurk in the dark.
[01:57] ---
Alisa vs. "Invasion Goes Nowhere"
Yokai, Sir!
[02:02] ---
Owww...
[02:05] ---
Ow ow ow...
[02:09] ---
You fell out of the bed again, Sis?
[02:11] ---
My pillow wound up in a weird place
at some point...
[02:15] ---
That might be the work of the
"Pillow Turner" yokai!
[02:20] ---
Gero? A yokai, sir?
[02:22] ---
Yeah. It's a yokai that moves
your pillow while you sleep.
[02:27] ---
Please stop. We have enough freeloaders
with the aliens and the ghosts.
[02:32] ---
So we can blame a yokai for all of
Lady Natsumi's tossing and turning, sir?
[02:38] ---
Well, I'm sorry if I toss and turn.
[02:42] ---
Oh, yeah! There are all kinds of
other stories.
[02:45] ---
For example, if there's
a stain on the ceiling,
[02:48] ---
it's the work of the yokai
"Ceiling Licker."
SIGN Ceiling Licker
[02:51] ---
If the house creaks and makes sounds,
SIGN House Creaker
[02:53] ---
it's the fault of the "House Creaker."
[02:55] ---
Also, when a woman smiles scarily
with blackened teeth,
SIGN All Black Teeth
[02:58] ---
she's a yokai called "All Black Teeth."
[03:02] ---
Those names are all pretty straightforward.
Not very imaginative, sir.
[03:07] ---
Most of the yokai with
a long history in Japan
[03:09] ---
are rooted in the daily lives of people.
[03:13] ---
Gero gerori.
[03:15] ---
I can use this, sir.
[03:23] ---
Hm? A power cut?
SIGN No... No...
[03:26] ---
No... No...
[03:30] ---
Wh-Who's there?
SIGN Nowhere...
[03:32] ---
Nowhere...
SIGN Invasion goes nowhere...
[03:34] ---
Invasion goes nowhere...
[03:36] ---
What?!
[03:38] ---
Sh-Show yourself!
[03:41] ---
Invasion goes nowhere...
[03:44] ---
Invasion... goes nowhere...
[03:46] ---
Y-You think that voice will scare me?!
[03:50] ---
Nowhere...
[03:59] ---
Yup. He's terrified, all right.
SIGN Passed out
[04:02] ---
Gero gero gero!
[04:05] ---
An intruder?
[04:06] ---
Yeah. I'm sure of it.
Something was in this base.
[04:09] ---
I don't have any records of it.
[04:12] ---
No... I heard it clearly. Some voice that...
[04:17] ---
Men!
[04:19] ---
That is, very likely, the work of the
"Invasion Goes Nowhere" yokai, sir!
SIGN "Invasion Goes Nowhere" Yokai
[04:24] ---
"Invasion Goes Nowhere" yokai?
[04:26] ---
Correct.
[04:28] ---
It was during the Sengoku period.
[04:31] ---
It is said that one commander was ordered
by his lord to invade an enemy territory.
[04:36] ---
However, from that night forth...
[04:38] ---
Nowhere. Invasion goes nowhere...
[04:43] ---
Nowhere.
SIGN Nowhere...
[04:45] ---
...he began to be tormented by a yokai's voice
that he heard night after night.
[04:54] ---
I didn't sleep a wink again last night, sir.
[04:57] ---
How can I concentrate on
invasion like this, sir?
[05:01] ---
And ultimately,
[05:02] ---
he left this world unable
to complete his invasion.
[05:06] ---
And so it was that this yokai,
"Invasion Goes Nowhere,"
[05:09] ---
plagued not only the commanders
of the Sengoku period,
[05:14] ---
but even aliens
arriving to invade Pekopon.
[05:17] ---
In other words, the cause of our Keroro Platoon's
invasion going nowhere is...
SIGN "Invasion Goes Nowhere" Yokai
[05:23] ---
...all the fault of this
"Invasion Goes Nowhere" yokai, sir!
[05:27] ---
That is a pretty straightforward,
not very imaginative name, is it not?
[05:32] ---
Or, like, straight-up approach?
[05:34] ---
Most of the yokai with
a long history in this country
[05:37] ---
are rooted in the daily lives of people, sir.
[05:39] ---
Although that is true,
[05:42] ---
it is not a name of which I have heard.
[05:44] ---
Hmph. How stupid.
[05:46] ---
Gero?
[05:46] ---
The reason our invasion
isn't getting anywhere
[05:48] ---
is 'cause you never get
your act together, dumbo!
[05:51] ---
Try thinking a teensy bit harder
about your excuse next time.
[05:56] ---
But still, I wonder what the intruder was.
[06:01] ---
I'll finish him off in no time.
[06:03] ---
Hey, wait, wait! It's true, I tell you!
[06:06] ---
You don't have to act like the
whole thing is just a total lie!
SIGN Lie
[06:10] ---
Well... that's what it is.
[06:12] ---
Uncle, I believe you!
[06:14] ---
Uncle?
[06:18] ---
Gero gerori.
[06:20] ---
Fine. I'll make them believe,
whether they want to or not!
[06:25] ---
Huh? The Halloween party ended a while back.
Are you still doing more stuff?
SIGN For Halloween
[06:30] ---
Yeah, something like that, sir.
[06:37] ---
This seems great, sir.
SIGN Complete
Compendium
of Japanese
Yokai
[06:39] ---
Master Fuyuki?
[06:41] ---
Can I take this, sir?
[06:44] ---
Sure, if you want.
[06:45] ---
Thank you, sir!
[06:47] ---
Ah, that book...
SIGN Complete Compendium of Japanese Yokai
[06:49] ---
Oh, I was looking up
all kinds of things about yokai.
[06:53] ---
I think yokai legends also served
the purpose of teaching children
[06:58] ---
that they mustn't lie or be lazy.
[07:02] ---
Oho... Teaching children, sir...
[07:08] ---
Good! It's complete, sir.
[07:11] ---
This will teach them to belittle a legend
passed down since the Sengoku period.
[07:15] ---
Uhh, you thought this legend up.
[07:19] ---
I'll teach them how fearsome the yokai
"Invasion Goes Nowhere" can really be, sir.
[07:34] ---
Nnghh... That woman...
[07:39] ---
You...
[07:48] ---
Who do you think you are,
coming into my room?!
[07:51] ---
Invasion goes nowhere...
[07:55] ---
Nowhere...
[07:58] ---
What are you eating?!
[08:03] ---
Ungh! You are definitely not getting away!
[08:08] ---
I got him.
[08:13] ---
H-He is fast...
SIGN Kululu
[08:20] ---
Nowhere...
[08:22] ---
Invasion goes nowhere...
[08:26] ---
Nyo?! Curry?
[08:29] ---
This looks tasty.
[08:32] ---
Grub's up.
[08:38] ---
Wh-What in the WORLD?!
[08:41] ---
This isn't curry, it's borscht!
[08:47] ---
Nowhere...
[08:50] ---
Wh-Who goes there?!
[08:51] ---
Invasion goes nowhere...
[08:55] ---
Wh-Who are you?!
[08:56] ---
Show yourself!
[09:02] ---
There!
[09:08] ---
Invasion goes nowhere...
[09:11] ---
Tch! He's good.
[09:18] ---
You're not getting away from me!
[09:21] ---
Invasion goes nowhere...
[09:24] ---
Nowhere...
[09:28] ---
He ate my sweets... I am going to get him!
[09:32] ---
I don't know who this guy is,
but I'm sure going to find out!
[09:36] ---
He showed up in front of you, as well?
[09:38] ---
So mean...!
[09:40] ---
Why did he never show up for me?!
SIGN This one
[09:43] ---
It looks like he never visited this one.
[09:46] ---
If that guy comes every night, we'll have way
too much on our hands to think about invasion.
[09:50] ---
Don't tell me...
[09:51] ---
Is this the yokai "Invasion Goes Nowhere"?
[10:03] ---
Nowhere...
[10:05] ---
Do you finally see?
Yes, I am the yokai...
[10:10] ---
..."Invasion Goes Nowhere"!
[10:18] ---
Gero?
[10:22] ---
Huh? Lady Alisa?
[10:24] ---
Daddy.
[10:30] ---
Gero!!
[10:32] ---
Wh— Keroro?!
[10:34] ---
Mr. Sergeant?
[10:35] ---
My honorable leader!
[10:39] ---
Gero! Lady Alisa, it's not like that, ma'am!
[10:42] ---
I am Sergeant Keroro, ma'am!
[10:49] ---
I have to get this mask off quick... Gero?!
[10:51] ---
It... it won't come off, sir!
SIGN Tight knot
[10:52] ---
Tight knot!
[10:54] ---
Excuse me! Giroro-kun!
Private 2nd Class Tamama! Help me!
[10:58] ---
Mr. Yokai is saying something.
[11:01] ---
L-Let him be hunted.
[11:02] ---
Ehhhh?! Noooo!
[11:04] ---
Hi! I'm Borscht!
[11:06] ---
L-L-Lady Alisa! I'm not one of
those who lurk in the dark, ma'am!
[11:10] ---
Ah, that guy is one of those
nasty Borschts, though, ma'am.
[11:13] ---
Or, like, don't hunt meee!
[11:16] ---
Or, like, karmic justice.
[11:27] ---
And the following day.
[11:29] ---
Ah... I did manage to get away
from Lady Alisa somehow, but...
[11:33] ---
...dear me...
[11:35] ---
Huh? You still haven't been
able to get the mask off?
[11:37] ---
For now... laundry, laundry.
[11:40] ---
Oh? Lady Mom?
[11:42] ---
Welcome home, ma—
[11:49] ---
What happened, Sarge?
[11:55] ---
Alisa-chan?
[11:57] ---
Huh?! You want to stay here?
[12:01] ---
The prey I have been pursuing
is still within this house.
[12:04] ---
So, we will be with you for a short while.
[12:07] ---
Well, it's not that easy...
[12:09] ---
Oh, let's let them stay. Mom said
she'd be staying at work, anyway.
[12:14] ---
Well... it looks like their minds
are already made up.
SIGN * Sit back when watching TV.
[12:19] ---
Huh? Now that I think about it,
where's Sarge gone?
[12:24] ---
And now you can't get the mask off?!
[12:26] ---
No matter how I pull it or do anything else,
it's stuck like glue!
[12:30] ---
In fact, I think it's snugger now
than ever before!
[12:32] ---
I'm going to get hunted by Lady Alisa again!
I can't take much more!
[12:36] ---
That's most likely the work of the
yokai "Masks Don't Come Off."
[12:41] ---
No, it is surely the doing of
that yokai "Constant Mischief."
[12:46] ---
Excuse me! Now isn't the time
for jokes, you know, sir!
SIGN Ignored
[12:49] ---
As if those yokai exi—
[12:51] ---
Gero...
[12:52] ---
Could it be... that none of you believe me?
[12:55] ---
You have fun doing that.
[12:57] ---
I am done with this.
[12:59] ---
Borscht is outta here.
[13:00] ---
My honorable leader, I have no intention
of lending an ear to further nonsense.
[13:04] ---
I-It's really true!
Why won't you believe me?!
[13:08] ---
Uncle, I believe you!
[13:10] ---
Ohh! You believe me?!
[13:12] ---
Lady Mois, you're the only one
I can count on right now!
[13:15] ---
Leave it to me!
[13:18] ---
Mimicry, disable!
[13:23] ---
Gero?
[13:24] ---
I just have to break the mask, right?
[13:26] ---
N-No, wait, Lady Mois, ma'am...
[13:29] ---
If you do that, instead of just the mask,
[13:31] ---
my whole head will split apart...
[13:34] ---
Armageddon! One ten-thousandth!
[13:38] ---
Gero gero!
[13:42] ---
A-Alisa-chan! What are you...
[13:44] ---
Laundry.
[13:46] ---
Well, I can tell that, but...
[13:48] ---
Daddy said to do it.
[13:50] ---
Well, we are encroaching on you, so I
thought we should be of at least some help.
[13:54] ---
Th-That's helpful, but...
[13:59] ---
To get the stubborn stains out,
[14:01] ---
we'll set it to heavy duty cycle.
[14:03] ---
Heavy duty cycle.
[14:05] ---
Who knew something so convenient existed!
[14:08] ---
It'll rinse and spin it for us, too,
so we just need to wait.
[14:13] ---
Just need to wait.
[14:17] ---
Phew. Somehow survived, sir.
[14:20] ---
Now let's see... has Lady Alisa
gone home, sir?
[14:25] ---
Gero?
[14:26] ---
Lady Alisa is helping out?
[14:28] ---
Gero gerori.
[14:30] ---
Perfect, sir. I'll take it easy and
wait for all this to blow over, sir.
[14:38] ---
Are you sure you don't mind
handling the cleaning?
[14:40] ---
Daddy says to do it.
[14:42] ---
Sucking things in is my specialty.
[14:47] ---
Daddy.
[14:48] ---
Hm!
[14:50] ---
What are those things?!
[14:56] ---
Is that one of the things that
lurk in the darkness you were chasing?
[15:00] ---
No. It wasn't this small.
[15:04] ---
I feel a stronger power.
[15:07] ---
Those are those...
[15:09] ---
Fragments of the Space Okonomiyaki
FX Special, right, sir?
SIGN Space Okonomiyaki FX Special
[15:16] ---
I'm hungry, sir.
[15:20] ---
Oh! What'a we got here?!
[15:23] ---
A surprisin' usage of fresh
ingredients, hoo boy!
SIGN * Sit back when watching TV!
[15:28] ---
I know! Let's have sukiyaki tonight!
SIGN I love sukiyaki
[15:31] ---
Yahoooo! Sukiyaki!
[15:33] ---
Ah. I...
[15:37] ---
I can't go out right now...
[15:43] ---
Oh, wow! You're so dexterous!
[15:47] ---
I am simply learning by example.
[15:52] ---
Never mind...
[15:54] ---
I'll make do with emergency rations.
[15:59] ---
Gero! Gero!
[16:02] ---
Gero! Gero!
SIGN Note: You cannot eat with a mask on!
[16:06] ---
You cannot eat with a mask on.
[16:10] ---
Huh?
[16:12] ---
If this continues,
and the mask doesn't come off...
[16:17] ---
...could I be doomed to
spend the rest of my life...
[16:20] ---
...as the yokai "Invasion Goes Nowhere"...
SIGN Complete Compendium of Japanese Yokai
[16:23] ---
...living in the world of the darkness, sir?
SIGN All Black Teeth House Creaker Ceiling Licker Invasion Goes Nowhere
[16:28] ---
Please cheer up.
[16:30] ---
Huh? Gero...
[16:33] ---
Living as a denizen of the darkness
is quite fun, you know!
[16:36] ---
A... A denizen of the darkness?
[16:39] ---
Ghosts and yokai don't have
school or exams, after all.
SIGN Cleaning Laundry Weed-pulling Shopping Taking out the trash Garbage sorting Tests Summer homework Winter homework Spring homework Meetings Pekopon invasion
[16:43] ---
There are no companies or work, either!
[16:46] ---
This... might be all right!
[16:49] ---
I think yokai legends also served
the purpose of teaching children
[16:54] ---
that they mustn't lie or be lazy.
[16:58] ---
Erk. Lying... and being lazy...
[17:03] ---
Those certainly ring a bell.
[17:06] ---
Okay.
[17:18] ---
How is it?
[17:19] ---
Good?
[17:23] ---
This is...
[17:24] ---
Yeah, yeah?
[17:25] ---
A surprising usage of fresh
ingredients... hoo boy.
[17:32] ---
W-Well...!
[17:33] ---
Well, you've never had it before, so...
[17:36] ---
I guess you can't really compare.
[17:38] ---
I-It's good.
[17:41] ---
Daddy. One that lurks.
[17:43] ---
Alisa-chan?!
[17:47] ---
Too slow?
[17:48] ---
Alisa-chan?
[17:49] ---
Is everything okay?
[17:53] ---
It's so sparkly!
[17:54] ---
Who in the world...?
[17:56] ---
Phew.
[17:58] ---
I still can't appear in front of anyone...
[18:01] ---
...but from now on, let me live a proper life,
without lies or laziness.
[18:06] ---
The yokai "Grime Licker" did this!
[18:08] ---
Gero?!
[18:09] ---
It's a yokai that makes your bathroom
sparkling clean while you're not looking!
[18:16] ---
Master Fuyuki...
SIGN Grime Licker
[18:17] ---
Thank you, Grime Licker!
[18:20] ---
But I was the one who cleaned the bath...
[18:23] ---
It'd be really useful if a
yokai like that existed.
[18:28] ---
Daddy!
[18:30] ---
Gero!!
[18:35] ---
Sarge?
[18:35] ---
Stupid frog?
[18:36] ---
Mr. Sergeant?
[18:38] ---
You're still wearing that mask?
[18:41] ---
I... I want to apologize, sir...
[18:45] ---
Wait, Alisa-chan!
[18:46] ---
That's Sarge!
He's not one of those who lurk in the dark!
[18:49] ---
I know.
[18:52] ---
We were actually chasing...
[18:55] ---
Gero gero gero gero gero.
[18:59] ---
I am...
[19:00] ---
Mr. Sergeant?
[19:02] ---
...the yokai "Invasion Goes Nowhere," sir.
[19:08] ---
It has shown its true form.
[19:13] ---
Got it.
[19:15] ---
Looks like that mask is the problem.
[19:17] ---
Mask?
[19:18] ---
I see! Sarge is being
controlled by that mask!
[19:24] ---
I've heard of this in old stories!
[19:26] ---
Someone who put on a mask and
threatened people, got cursed for it,
[19:30] ---
and couldn't take the mask off ever again...
[19:34] ---
A story of a cursed mask.
[19:40] ---
A-A-A-And you're saying
that's the cursed mask?
[19:44] ---
Gero!
[19:49] ---
Gero!
[19:50] ---
Daddy.
[19:52] ---
Gero!
[19:53] ---
Good!
SIGN Standard Cycle Heavy Duty Cycle
SIGN Self-wash Cycle Wool Cycle
[20:00] ---
Heavy duty cycle. Just need to wait.
[20:09] ---
Paper thin...
[20:14] ---
Uncle!
[20:15] ---
How did this cursed mask find its way in?
[20:19] ---
To be precise, it's a space parasite
that controls its host by attaching to its face, nyo.
[20:26] ---
Wh-What's this?!
[20:28] ---
What's wrong?
[20:28] ---
A surprising usage of fresh
ingredients... hoo boy!
[20:34] ---
Daddy...
[20:36] ---
S-Sorry.
[20:37] ---
I just wanted to say it.
[20:43] ---
I've been totally forgotten.
[20:47] ---
A few days later.
SIGN Scheduled Invasion Strategy Meeting
[20:51] ---
As usual, I still can't think
of any good strategies, sir...
SIGN Meditating
SIGN Eating
[20:55] ---
We've really hit a wall, sir.
SIGN Zonked Out
SIGN Ticked Off
[20:58] ---
I know!
[21:00] ---
This must be... the yokai "Even though
I had a whole week to think about it,
SIGN Yokai "Even though I had a whole week to think about it, I lazed about and before I knew it, it was the day of the deadline and my panicked brain refused to come up with anything"
[21:05] ---
I lazed about, and before I knew it,
[21:07] ---
it was the day of the deadline and my
panicked brain refused to come up with anything,"
[21:11] ---
without a doubt.
[21:14] ---
He's torscht.
[21:16] ---
Too long!
[21:20] ---
So, did you enjoy our tale?
[21:22] ---
If you laze about or tell lies,
[21:25] ---
scary, scary yokai might come
to pay you a visit, too.
[21:27] ---
Well, then... until next time.
[21:29] ---
Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye.
SIGN Keroro
[21:32] ---
Noooorscht!
[21:36] [SONG] ---
Okay, everyone, let's all laugh
with wide open mouths!
[21:36] [SONG] ---
"Saa minna, ookiku kuchi ake waraimashou"
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Everyone gather together today,
and in a big loud voice,
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Kyou wa minna atsumatte ooki na koe de
[21:47] [SONG] ---
Face the wide sky and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[21:47] [SONG] ---
oozora ni mukai a-ha-ha~
[21:50] [SONG] ---
Shiawase wa itsumo egao no moto ni
[21:50] [SONG] ---
Because happiness always gathers
to where the smiles are.
[21:53] [SONG] ---
atsumatte kuru kara
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Mezamashi yori mo ooki na
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Mom's voice rings out
louder than my alarm.
[22:02] [SONG] ---
mama no koe ga narihibiite'ru
[22:06] [SONG] ---
It's the signal for the start of the game.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
Shiai kaishi no aizu da
[22:08] [SONG] ---
Now! Jump out!
[22:08] [SONG] ---
Ima da! Tobidase!
[22:12] [SONG] ---
I'll eat that tasty rice
[22:12] [SONG] ---
Oishii gohan wo tabeyou
[22:16] [SONG] ---
In order to become much bigger.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Ippai ookiku naru tame
[22:19] [SONG] ---
Even if there's something
I don't like with it,
[22:19] [SONG] ---
Moshi mo kirai na okazu ga atte mo
[22:24] [SONG] ---
As long as I'm with everyone,
[22:24] [SONG] ---
minna to issho nara~
[22:28] [SONG] ---
I can eat it.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
tabereru sa
[22:30] [SONG] ---
So everyone on Earth
and everyone in the universe,
[22:30] [SONG] ---
Dakara chikyuu no minna mo uchuu no minna mo
[22:35] [SONG] ---
Everyone be friendly and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[22:35] [SONG] ---
minna naka yoku a-ha-ha~
[22:38] [SONG] ---
Kimi ga warau to fushigi to boku mo
[22:38] [SONG] ---
Because when you laugh,
strangely, so can I.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
waratte 'rareru kara
[22:45] [SONG] ---
Kick off against the ground,
fly around the skies,
[22:45] [SONG] ---
Daichi wo kette Sora tobimawari
[22:48] [SONG] ---
Cross the oceans and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[22:48] [SONG] ---
Umi o watatte a-ha-ha~
[22:52] [SONG] ---
Even if something bad happens, if I smile,
[22:52] [SONG] ---
Iya na koto atte mo egao ni nareba
[22:55] [SONG] ---
I can forget it all.
[22:55] [SONG] ---
subete wasureru sa
SIGN Minor-Part Warriors Minorangers
[23:07] ---
If you ask me, I'm Joriri!
[23:10] ---
My abode is a detached house with a garden.
[23:11] ---
A single-story bungalow with two cubicles,
SIGN I'm not doing anything
[23:14] ---
and a huge garden complete with swings!
SIGN Let us be grateful for our honorable leader! Thank you for what you do every day ♡ Thank you, Sergeant Keroro!
[23:15] ---
I've got a drinks bar, too,
I'll have you know!
[23:18] ---
Never mind that.
[23:19] ---
That's... a park, with a toilet.
SIGN Gratitude
[23:22] ---
"Keroro: Appreciate Labor, Sir!"
[23:26] ---
"Keroro: Fight, Minorangers, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
These two episodes. How's that?
[23:32] ---
Ge-Gero!
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