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E97 - Momoka: Spelling "Powerful Rival" as "F-R-I-E-N-D," Sir! / Keroro & Fuyuki: Together, Sir!

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[00:02] [SONG] ---
    I'll buy you a soda! ♥
[00:02] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
[00:04] [SONG] ---
    An-an-an, an-a-an-an...
[00:04] [SONG] ---
    An-an-an, an-a-an-an...
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ah... Saturday night!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    AH... Saturday Night
[00:16] [SONG] ---
    Today's our thrilling first date.
[00:16] [SONG] ---
    Kyou wa ukiuki hatsu deeto
[00:21] [SONG] ---
    I'll buy you a soda! ♥
[00:21] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
[00:26] [SONG] ---
    Though I earn less than ¥100,000 a month,
[00:26] [SONG] ---
    Gesshuu juuman ika dakedo
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I'll buy you a soda! ♥
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    Waiting for you on the station platform,
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    Eki no hoomu de machiawase
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    I'll hold your bag! ♥
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    Kimi no kaban o motte ageru ♥
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Gimme the seat!
    What're you sitting down for?!
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Zaseki o boku ni yuzuri na yo!
    Nani suwatte'n da yo?!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I'll buy you a soda! ♥
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Boku wa juusu o katte ageru ♥
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    Love's gotta be give and take!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    Koi tte yappari gibu ando teiku
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    It hurts to always be demanding.
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    Motomete bakari ja setsunai ne
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    And that's why
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Da - ka - ra
[01:11] [SONG] ---
    I'll buy you a soda! ♥
[01:11] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    I'll give you half of my soda! ♥
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    Boku no juusu o hanbun ageru ♥
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    I'll give...
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ni
[01:21] [SONG] ---
    ...sometimes...
[01:21] [SONG] ---
    tama ni
[01:22] [SONG] ---
    ...my soda...
[01:22] [SONG] ---
    boku no juusu o
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    ...♥ to ♥ you. ♥
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    a ♥ ge ♥ ru ♥
[01:34] ---
    One afternoon during the weekend.
[01:36] ---
    Fuyuki-kun is heading home from shopping.
SIGN    New Metro
    Open from the 21st
[01:38] ---
    And someone is following him...
[01:43] ---
    Her name is Tsukigami Chiruyo.
SIGN    scribble scribble
SIGN    scribble scribble
[01:45] ---
    She's Fuyuki-kun's classmate and a member
    of the Kissho Academy Newspaper Club,
[01:48] ---
    otherwise known as KAN.
SIGN    Appeared 34 episodes ago
[01:52] ---
    Of course, alert viewers watching this now...
[01:54] ---
    ...do remember her, right?
SIGN    Sub-menu
    Filming Zoom
[02:13] ---
    Momoka: Spelling "Powerful Rival"
    as "F-R-I-E-N-D," Sir!
[02:19] ---
    Milady Momoka, as ordered,
     I've constructed this Hinata Fuyuki museum.
[02:24] ---
    I have stocked the building with
    everything that involves Master Fuyuki,
[02:27] ---
    but the main exhibit is...
[02:30] ---
    ...this portrait of him
[02:32] ---
    by international photographer
    Shiodome Kishin.
[02:36] ---
    That's amazing!
[02:37] ---
    What do you think, milady Momoka?
[02:39] ---
    Yes... It's a marvelous photo.
[02:43] ---
    But...
[02:43] ---
    What is it?
[02:44] ---
    It doesn't do anything for me!
SIGN    Effect
SIGN    Fulcrum
SIGN    Force on Lever
[02:50] ---
    Ah! Tama-chan!
[02:52] ---
    Milady, is there something
    displeasing about this photo?
[02:57] ---
    Feelings...
[02:59] ---
    Feelings?
[03:00] ---
    It's technically polished, but I don't sense
[03:03] ---
    the photographer's feelings for Fuyuki-kun.
[03:06] ---
    Then you should take the photo, Momocchi.
[03:09] ---
    I... I know that, but...
[03:13] ---
    Oh...
[03:14] ---
    I not only have no photography skills,
[03:16] ---
    I get nervous every time
    I gaze at Fuyuki-kun.
[03:19] ---
    But I have to do it...
[03:22] ---
    I must, to complete this Fuyuki-kun museum.
[03:25] ---
    Momocchi...
[03:28] ---
    Tamama-kun, when you see someone in trouble,
[03:31] ---
    always report it to me.
[03:35] ---
    Why is Momocchi troubled over
    something as simple as that?
[03:39] ---
    Tamama-kun, it may look simple
    from your perspective,
[03:43] ---
    but even she has troubles.
[03:46] ---
    Besides, a time like this
    is a business chance!
SIGN    Greed
    Greed
    Greed
    Greed
[03:51] ---
    We must help someone in trouble,
    whether they like it or not,
[03:53] ---
    and then reap the benefits
    of their gratitude!
[03:56] ---
    Gero gerori!
[03:58] ---
    What?! Don't look at me like
    I just made a dirty joke!
[04:02] ---
    Recently, our platoon has had to tighten
    its collective belt more and more.
[04:05] ---
    But this smells like a chance to me!
[04:07] ---
    You see?
[04:13] ---
    Courage, Momoka!
[04:14] ---
    This is the day I'll take
    the best Fuyuki-kun shot!
[04:18] ---
    Nishizawa-san, good morning!
[04:21] ---
    Goo... Uh...
[04:26] ---
    Why do you always get so tongue-tied?!
    What's wrong with you?!
[04:29] ---
    Then why don't you take the shot?
[04:31] ---
    I don't have any talent for photography
    or artsy stuff like that!
[04:34] ---
    Anyway, get after him!
[04:35] ---
    R-Right!
[04:46] ---
    What's wrong?! Take it! Take the shot!
[04:48] ---
    R-Right!
[04:55] ---
    Ow...
[04:57] ---
    I'm sorry!
[05:00] ---
    She's really pretty.
[05:03] ---
    Huh?
[05:04] ---
    I wonder what class she's in.
[05:06] ---
    Where are my glasses? Oh, no!
[05:08] ---
    Where are they?
[05:08] ---
    Th-This is...
[05:10] ---
    ...Fuyuki-kun!
[05:11] ---
    Here!
[05:12] ---
    What a...
[05:15] ---
    What a wonderful photo!
[05:19] ---
    You're...
[05:21] ---
    ...Tsukigami-san?
[05:23] ---
    Sorry.
[05:28] ---
    Please, wait!
[05:31] ---
    That photo on your phone...
[05:33] ---
    Could you send me a copy?
[05:36] ---
    Please!
[05:37] ---
    I'm willing to pay any amount for it!
[05:39] ---
    If you think money can buy you anything,
[05:42] ---
    you're sorely mistaken!
[05:47] ---
    I know I'm just a tenacious note-taker.
[05:50] ---
    Compared to that rich girl...
[05:52] ---
    But still... I don't want to lose!
[05:57] ---
    I never thought of it before.
[06:01] ---
    But perhaps... I'm not the only one
[06:04] ---
    who feels so strongly about Fuyuki-kun...
[06:06] ---
    Hey! Why didn't you give her
    a piece of your mind?!
[06:10] ---
    The girl's your rival!
[06:11] ---
    Then, why didn't you come out?
[06:15] ---
    Shall I take a guess?
[06:18] ---
    You felt like we'd already lost,
     too, didn't you?
[06:21] ---
    That photo was radiating
    emotions for Fuyuki-kun...
[06:26] ---
    No matter how much money I spend,
[06:28] ---
    I can't take even one satisfying
    shot of Fuyuki-kun.
[06:34] ---
    Momocchi!
[06:37] ---
    Listen...
[06:38] ---
    Mr. Sergeant said...
[06:40] ---
    ...he has got an offer for you.
[06:43] ---
    Huh? An offer?
[06:48] ---
    What the heck is this?!
[06:50] ---
    What the heck did you do to Fuyuki-kun?!
[06:52] ---
    I was against it!
[06:54] ---
    Well, well, I heard you were in
    a spot of trouble, Lady Momoko.
SIGN    rub rub
SIGN    rub rub
[07:00] ---
    An exclusive photo session
    with Hinata Fuyuki!
[07:02] ---
    I set it up for you on the double!
[07:05] ---
    Don't worry! He isn't here against his will.
[07:09] ---
    Huh. So this is a recreation
    of a UFO abduction!
[07:14] ---
    I've always wanted to experience one!
[07:16] ---
    Of course, I didn't tell him
    about the photo part.
[07:19] ---
    Plus, I put an anti-barrier on you,
[07:23] ---
    so Master Fuyuki will never know you're here.
[07:29] ---
    Digital spy camera,
SIGN    Digital Spy Camera
[07:31] ---
    MS-06E!
[07:33] ---
    Even a monkey could take a
    prize-winning photo with that!
[07:36] ---
    A... a monkey?
[07:38] ---
    Point and click to your heart's content!
[07:41] ---
    I hope you enjoy your photo safari.
[07:43] ---
    W-Wait a second!
[07:45] ---
    Oh, no. There's no need.
    There's no need to thank me...
[07:51] ---
    Huh? What is this?
[07:53] ---
    Are they gonna start an
    experiment or something?
[07:55] ---
    This is so exciting!
[07:58] ---
    W-What should I do?
[07:59] ---
    What do you mean?! This is
    the perfect opportunity!
[08:02] ---
    But he's being held captive...
[08:05] ---
    It's now or never!
[08:07] ---
    Standing there and pondering it over
    will get you nowhere!
[08:10] ---
    Take a step forward!
[08:13] ---
    I knew there was an underground facility,
[08:15] ---
    but I had no idea it was
    on such a major scale...
[08:19] ---
    Fuyuki-kun really is mysterious.
[08:21] ---
    I like that side of him, too.
[08:26] ---
    I'm starting to get bored of this...
[08:28] ---
    It's not very eventful.
[08:31] ---
    Hey, Sarge, I've had enough fun.
[08:34] ---
    Sarge!
[08:37] ---
    It's been an hour.
[08:40] ---
    What's Lady Momoka doing?
[08:44] ---
    Hey! When are you gonna take that shot?!
[08:48] ---
    I... I can't!
[08:49] ---
    I'm so nervous, my body won't move...
[08:54] ---
    Fuyuki-kun! What's happened to him?!
[08:57] ---
    Don't you wanna take a photo
    that beats that girl's?!
[09:06] ---
    I'll try!
[09:07] ---
    And then I want to beat Tsukigami-san!
[09:09] ---
    All right, do it!
[09:13] ---
    Who are you?
SIGN    Alien Plant, Mimawari
[09:16] ---
    An alien plant, Mimawari.
[09:19] ---
    Gero?
[09:20] ---
    Emergency alert! Emergency alert!
[09:22] ---
    Intruder detected!
    Please dispose of her immediately.
[09:26] ---
    An intruder... An intruder, huh?
[09:29] ---
    An intruder...
[09:33] ---
    Tsukigami-san?
[09:42] ---
    Fuyuki-kun!
[09:46] ---
    Momocchi!
[09:54] ---
    What are you doing?! Come here!
[10:14] ---
    We've stopped...
[10:15] ---
    Gero!
[10:17] ---
    My gold mine!
[10:24] ---
    S-Sergeant...
[10:27] ---
    That was some calamity for both of you.
[10:30] ---
    I'm really sorry for what happened.
[10:32] ---
    Not at all. See you.
[10:34] ---
    Goodnight.
[10:36] ---
    Yeah! See you tomorrow!
[10:38] ---
    In the end, after all of that,
[10:42] ---
    I never did get a photo of Fuyuki-kun.
[10:44] ---
    I guess I'm just not worthy...
[10:50] ---
    Hey, Nishizawa-san...
[10:51] ---
    About Hinata-kun...
[10:54] ---
    You like him, don't you?
[10:59] ---
    Yes.
[11:02] ---
    I'm not going to lose to you.
[11:06] ---
    I won't lose, either!
SIGN    scribble scribble scribble scribble
[11:15] ---
    Let's exchange e-mail addresses.
[11:19] ---
    Sure.
[11:24] ---
    Yes, milady?
[11:26] ---
    You're closing the museum?!
[11:29] ---
    Are you certain?
[11:31] ---
    Yes.
[11:32] ---
    I don't need it anymore.
SIGN    Tsukigami Chiruyo
SIGN    Here. - Chiruyo
[11:36] ---
    Because my museum...
[11:39] ---
    ...is right here.
[11:43] ---
    The Hinata Fuyuki Museum
[11:46] ---
    cost a fortune to build...
[11:49] ---
    ...and it went down the drain, didn't it?
[11:59] ---
    It feels good to play outside,
    even if it's cold, doesn't it?
[12:03] ---
    What's this? It's unusual for these
    two indoorsies to be outside.
[12:06] ---
    It looks like they're playing
    some sort of Keronian pastime.
[12:09] ---
    So whoever picks up this ball first
     after it's thrown wins.
[12:15] ---
    Is that all?
[12:17] ---
    What do you mean, is that all?
[12:19] ---
    That's a fine thing to say!
[12:21] ---
    Well, I just thought it was a
    really tepid game for an alien...
[12:25] ---
    What are you talking about?!
[12:27] ---
    This was extremely popular back home
    when I was just a tadpole!
[12:31] ---
    You're the one who said he was
    tired of video games and reading,
[12:33] ---
    and wanted to play
    something totally new!
[12:37] ---
    So I went digging through storage,
    turning the place upside-down to look for this.
[12:41] ---
    And what do I get in return? Your sarcasm?
[12:43] ---
    S-Sorry. Let's just play.
[12:47] ---
    Okay, here I go!
[12:50] ---
    There!
[12:57] ---
    So which of us is gonna find it first?
[12:59] ---
    It's a competition!
[13:01] ---
    Well, it's already out of sight.
[13:03] ---
    If no one finds it within
    30 minutes, it explodes!
[13:09] ---
    That's not good, Sarge! We have to hurry!
[13:11] ---
    I'm not going to lose!
[13:14] ---
    Sheesh!
[13:15] ---
    Let's!
[13:19] ---
    Keroro & Fuyuki: Together, Sir!
[13:28] ---
    Found it!
[13:31] ---
    That's one win for me!
[13:34] ---
    We made it in time!
[13:36] ---
    Thank goodness!
[13:37] ---
    Okay, round two!
[13:39] ---
    Wait a second!
[13:40] ---
    Gero?
[13:41] ---
    Do you want to throw it too, Master Fuyuki?
[13:43] ---
    No, that's not it...
[13:45] ---
    Huh? I just noticed, I think we're
    near Grandma's house.
[13:50] ---
    Now that you mention it...
[13:52] ---
    ...I can see the admiral's house from here.
[13:56] ---
    Grandma! Huh?
[13:59] ---
    Admiral! This is a raid!
[14:04] ---
    Gero?
[14:05] ---
    Is she out?
[14:07] ---
    It looks like it. Let's go in
    and wait for her to come back.
[14:11] ---
    I'm coming in!
[14:12] ---
    Still, it's careless of her to
    leave the front door unlocked.
[14:17] ---
    I know.
[14:18] ---
    But then, she must have a
    superior security system.
[14:22] ---
    I don't think that's it...
[14:24] ---
    There aren't any thieves around here.
[14:27] ---
    What?! That's the ultimate security!
[14:30] ---
    How in the world did she manage that?
[14:32] ---
    You're asking me "how"?
[14:35] ---
    I don't know.
[14:38] ---
    Ooh! A kotatsu!
[14:48] ---
    Sarge! You've gotta be careful!
[14:50] ---
    The kotatsus around here
    use charcoal briquettes.
[14:54] ---
    Briquettes?
[14:56] ---
    Charcoal. Sunken kotatsus use it.
[15:01] ---
    She must've just put it out.
[15:02] ---
    Maybe we shouldn't expect her
    to be back so soon.
[15:07] ---
    I bet this is the sweater
    she said she was knitting for me.
[15:12] ---
    She's almost finished with it already!
[15:14] ---
    That's the admiral for you!
[15:17] ---
    She made a pyramid here!
[15:20] ---
    Oh, that's cabbage she's going to pickle.
[15:23] ---
    Grandma's pickled veggies are great.
[15:26] ---
    Pickled vegetables? All of this?
[15:29] ---
    Yeah. She's as active as always.
[15:36] ---
    It's been a long time...
[15:38] ---
    This is so relaxing.
[15:40] ---
    Come to think of it, you used to
[15:42] ---
    live with the admiral, didn't you?
[15:45] ---
    When I was little...
[15:48] ---
    I'm sure it was boring, since
    there's nothing to do around here.
[15:53] ---
    On the contrary.
[15:55] ---
    I played all kinds of games.
[15:56] ---
    I think I was especially good at
     hide and seek.
[15:59] ---
    Hide and seek, huh?
[16:02] ---
    I bet you couldn't beat me.
[16:05] ---
    You're a beginner when it
    comes to covert activities.
[16:10] ---
    In that case, Sarge,
[16:12] ---
    try to hide.
[16:13] ---
    Gero?
[16:15] ---
    You know... I will go all out?
[16:18] ---
    That's fine. Of course.
[16:24] ---
    98... 99... 100!
[16:29] ---
    Are you ready?
[16:31] ---
    Ready!
[16:33] ---
    All right! Here I come, Sarge!
[16:36] ---
    Gero gerori!
[16:37] ---
    In my youth, my hiding skill was
    so perfect that they called it
[16:41] ---
    "Keroro's been spirited away,"
[16:44] ---
    and though I've gotten rusty
    over the years...
[16:48] ---
    Found you, Sarge!
[16:50] ---
    Gero!
[16:52] ---
    That didn't count!
[16:55] ---
    Gero...
[16:57] ---
    Found you!
[16:58] ---
    Gero!
SIGN    Ba-dum Ba-dum Ba-dum Ba-dum
[16:59] ---
    Ge... ro...
[17:02] ---
    Found you!
[17:03] ---
    Gero!
SIGN    Shiver
    Shiver
    Shiver
    Shiver
[17:04] ---
    I was the best one
[17:06] ---
    at hiding...
[17:09] ---
    Found you!
[17:11] ---
    How?! Why?!
[17:13] ---
    Gero!
[17:15] ---
    Sergeant Keroro is utterly defeated!
SIGN    Utterly Defeated!
[17:18] ---
    G-Gero... It doesn't make sense...
[17:21] ---
    I know this house inside and out.
[17:24] ---
    Now I'll hide!
[17:27] ---
    I'm good at seeking!
[17:31] ---
    1... 2.. 3...
SIGN    Rice
[17:36] ---
    4... 5...
[17:39] ---
    6... 7... 8...
[17:39] ---
    This is the one place Grandma never found me.
[17:44] ---
    Huh? Ow!
[17:47] ---
    Huh?
[17:49] ---
    I see... I'm too big for it now.
[17:53] ---
    So that's how small I was...
[17:57] ---
    This house used to look bigger, too...
[18:15] ---
    I feel nostalgic...
[18:17] ---
    Master Fuyuki!
[18:19] ---
    You're not even hiding!
[18:21] ---
    Sorry about that.
[18:23] ---
    If you don't feel like doing it,
     you should just say so!
[18:26] ---
    That's not it...
[18:28] ---
    I know! Why don't we slide in the hallway?
[18:31] ---
    Slide in the hallway?
[18:39] ---
    What do you think, Sarge?
[18:41] ---
    Wow! I'll try it, too!
[18:47] ---
    Sarge, you're good at it!
[18:50] ---
    Gero?!
[18:58] ---
    Yahoo!
[19:01] ---
    Yahoo!
[19:03] ---
    Gero gero!
[19:07] [SONG] ---
    In the evening, on the way home,
     I found a pebble.
[19:15] [SONG] ---
    For some reason,
    it was flung in front of me.
SIGN    Death
SIGN    Hi! Long time no see!
[19:24] [SONG] ---
    It did a good job
SIGN    Bark Bark Bark Bark
[19:27] [SONG] ---
    Of dodging cars and people.
SIGN    I thought we were buddies who wandered
    through the mountains together!
[19:31] [SONG] ---
    Our adventure
[19:35] [SONG] ---
    Is going to start
[19:39] [SONG] ---
    Right now, together.
SIGN    I wanna do that, too!
[19:46] [SONG] ---
    What we're aiming for
[19:49] [SONG] ---
    Is a place to go home to.
[19:54] [SONG] ---
    But it hasn't worked out well yet.
[20:02] [SONG] ---
    You slipped into a pile of sand,
SIGN    Aaah...
    The water feels so good...
[20:08] [SONG] ---
    But I'll find you right away.
[20:14] [SONG] ---
    Falling...
[20:16] [SONG] ---
    Running...
[20:17] ---
    If we don't get home soon,
    Sis will start to worry.
[20:18] [SONG] ---
    Laughing...
[20:21] ---
    It's okay with you
    if we don't see the admiral, sir?
[20:24] ---
    There aren't many buses around here.
    If she's not back home now,
[20:28] ---
    she won't be for another hour or two.
[20:31] ---
    It's too bad, but there's
    nothing we can do about it.
[20:34] ---
    Let's go home. We can always
    see Grandma another time.
[20:42] ---
    Master Fuyuki,
    I have something to show you.
SIGN    The Admiral's House Invasion Notes!
[20:45] ---
    I took notes so I can capture the
    admiral's house the next time we come.
[20:49] ---
    That's impressive, Sarge.
[20:52] ---
    Those are some detailed notes!
SIGN    The Admiral's House Invasion Notes!
[20:55] ---
    The admiral's home was
    a grand amusement park.
[21:00] ---
    You may be right!
[21:05] ---
    I apologize for being late, Granny.
[21:08] ---
    The snow isn't your fault.
    Thanks for the lift.
[21:15] ---
    Dear Grandma,
[21:16] ---
    I was in the area, so dropped by.
[21:19] ---
    I'll come again. Fuyuki.
[21:21] ---
    Admiral, I drew a bath for you.
SIGN    Dear Grandma,
    I was in the area,
    so I dropped by.
    I'll come again.
    - Fuyuki
SIGN    Admiral,
    I drew a bath for you.
    Please enjoy it.
    - Sergeant Keroro
[21:24] ---
    Please enjoy it!
[21:27] ---
    Sergeant Keroro.
[21:28] ---
    Oh, dear. I should have put out snacks.
[21:35] ---
    Fuyu-kun, Gero-chan...
[21:37] ---
    You're welcome here anytime.
[21:46] ---
    I'm home.
[21:47] ---
    I'm home, sir.
[21:49] ---
    You're late! Where were you?!
[21:52] ---
    Gero!
[21:54] ---
    Gero...
[21:55] ---
    Jeez! Never mind...
[21:58] ---
    Dinner's ready. Eat it before it gets cold.
[22:02] ---
    Okay!
[22:04] ---
    I'm starving!
[22:06] ---
    It smells good!
[22:08] ---
    Curry tonight!
[22:09] ---
    Eggplant curry.
[22:10] ---
    Yahoo!
[22:12] ---
    Wash your hands first!
[22:13] ---
    Okay!
[22:15] ---
    It's nice to have a day like this
    once in a while.
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    K-E-R-O-R-O Sergeant Keroro!
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    K-E-R-O-R-O Keroro Gunsou
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    K-E-R-O-R-O Sergeant Keroro!
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    K-E-R-O-R-O Keroro Gunsou
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    (Emotional issues, sir!)
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    (Kokoro no mondai de arimasu!)
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Why do you make that face?
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Doushite sonna kao su'n no?
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    I hate the way you say that!
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Sou iu iikata ga kirai dakara!
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    You really have always ticked me off.
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Honto mae kara mukatsuite'ta
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    You know you're really stupid
    to get so uptight!
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    Muki ni natte baka ja nai no?
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    Frowning faces. Faces red with tears.
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    Shikamettsura nakittsura
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    Even though we want to make up.
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    Nakanaori o shitai keredo
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    Both feeling terrible, and both the losers.
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    Kibun saiaku tomodaore
[23:05] [SONG] ---
    The more I grow to love you,
     the stubborner I get.
[23:05] [SONG] ---
    Suki ni naru hodo iji ni natte yuku yo
[23:12] [SONG] ---
    On this planet where we were
    lucky to meet,
[23:12] [SONG] ---
    Kimi to deaeta kono hoshi de
    Tomodachi ni nareta isshun de
[23:16] [SONG] ---
    In the twinkle of a star
    that we could be friends,
[23:18] [SONG] ---
    It's kind of nice to have
    a fight every now and then.
[23:18] [SONG] ---
    Tama ni nara kenka mo nanka ii ne
[23:22] [SONG] ---
    So don't go all red and blushy like that.
[23:22] [SONG] ---
    Dakara sonna kao shite terenai de
[23:26] [SONG] ---
    I've got things I gotta do, but now I'd
    rather stay here holding your hand.
[23:26] [SONG] ---
    Yaranakya ikenai koto yori
    ima wa kimi to te o tsunaide'tai
[23:32] [SONG] ---
    These are my real feelings
    that only you know!
[23:32] [SONG] ---
    Kimi dake ga shitte'ru hontou no kimochi
[23:36] [SONG] ---
    My emotional issues are
     as strong as ever, sir!
[23:36] [SONG] ---
    Kokoro no mondai
    kyou mo junchou de arimasu!
[23:42] [SONG] ---
    K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
[23:42] [SONG] ---
    K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
[23:52] ---
    This is Dororo.
[23:53] ---
    Meeting someone is a strange
    and mysterious thing.
[23:56] ---
    It is all fate.
    When I met Koyuki-dono,
[24:00] ---
    that was also lovely fate,
    which transcended space.
[24:02] ---
    That aside, the first story
    is Lady Momoka's love attack!
[24:07] ---
    "Momoka: Operation Elopment, Sir!"
[24:10] ---
    "Dororo & Koyuki: Memories of Meeting, Sir!"
[24:15] ---
    These two stories!
    How's that?
[24:17] ---
    Ge-Gero!