E333 - Momoka: The Feelings of a Starry Sky, Sir! / Keroro: Lucky Hair-chan, Sir!

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[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
[00:11] [SONG] ---
    First we start by taking a break.
     Can't-be-bothered planet!
[00:11] [SONG] ---
    Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    We've got curry again tonight!
    Can't be bothered.
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    A good mother is healthy and absent.
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Today's rice is al dente!
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    What you say
    depends a lot on how you're feeling.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Kibun shidai de wari to
    iu koto ga chigatte'ru
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Let me do what I waaant!
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Suki ni saseroo
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    What's wrong with that?
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    Nani ga waruii
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Do your best three days after the fact!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Mikkago ni honki dase
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
    Can't be bothered.
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    The lights are yellow.
     Don't overdo it!
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    The color of not really trying...
    that's kinda nice!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    If it blows, you'll be late.
    If it rains, you'll get the day off.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
    ame ga futtara yasumi
[01:06] [SONG] ---
    Sometimes you need to lie.
    Here, your laws don't apply!
[01:06] [SONG] ---
    Uso mo houben Chigai houken
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    How long is this going on for?!
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    I'll beat the crap outta you!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
SIGN    Faraway Cosmic Travel
[01:36] ---
    This planetarium feels like it
    contains a lot of history.
[01:39] ---
    I knew you would be pleased
    with it, Fuyuki-kun.
[01:44] ---
    Have you ever been to a planetarium?
[01:47] ---
    Many people have probably gone
    as part of a school field trip.
[01:51] ---
    I'm surprised you managed
    to find this old facility.
[01:54] ---
    R-Right! It happened
    by chance the other day...
[01:58] ---
    Actually,
[01:59] ---
    Momocchi found a rumor on the Internet.
[02:03] ---
    It said if you see a
    shooting star from here...
[02:06] ---
    You keep your big mouth shut!
[02:09] ---
    Unless you want me to turn you into
    a star in the night sky right now!
[02:15] ---
    What's wrong, Nishizawa-san?
[02:17] ---
    N-Nothing!
[02:20] ---
    There's a rumor surrounding this planetarium.
[02:23] ---
    It goes...
[02:24] ---
    ...if a couple sees a shooting star together,
[02:26] ---
    they'll get married!
[02:28] ---
    I see. So that's what this is about.
[02:33] ---
    Momoka: The Feelings of a Starry Sky, Sir!
[02:39] ---
    It's just too bad that this doesn't work.
[02:42] ---
    My apologies.
[02:44] ---
    I've inspected it several times...
[02:47] ---
    ...but I couldn't pinpoint the problem.
[02:51] ---
    That's why I asked Keroro-san
    and the others for their help.
[02:56] ---
    Gero gerori!
[02:58] ---
    When you've got the scientific
    prowess of Keron,
[03:00] ---
    fixing this primitive device is a snap!
[03:04] ---
    How's it going, Kululu-chan?
[03:06] ---
    Have you fixed it?
[03:10] ---
    Nothing's working.
[03:11] ---
    I give up!
[03:12] ---
    You give up?!
[03:13] ---
    Oh, no...
[03:16] ---
    H-Hey!
[03:18] ---
    If it works out, we'll get a heaping reward
    from the Nishizawa family.
[03:23] ---
    Or, like, bonus payment?
[03:25] ---
    It's strange, though...
[03:27] ---
    I can't even locate the problem
    with this projector.
[03:30] ---
    Maybe it's just reached the end of its days.
[03:34] ---
    Fuyuki-kun!
[03:41] ---
    Fuyuki-kun...
[03:42] ---
    Fuyuki-kun!
[03:43] ---
    Master Fuyuki!
[03:46] ---
    Yay! Fukki woke up!
SIGN    Phew...
[03:49] ---
    Thank goodness!
[03:50] ---
    Then you're all right.
[03:53] ---
    What's this?
[03:54] ---
    Did you folks wake me up?
[03:57] ---
    "Folks"?
[03:59] ---
    Fuyuki... kun?
[04:09] ---
    These seats smell as moldy as ever.
[04:13] ---
    Fukki has finally gone around the bend.
[04:16] ---
    This is a surprise.
[04:18] ---
    It seems that its will
    has possessed Fuyuki's body.
[04:22] ---
    "Its"?
[04:23] ---
    An enemy alien?
[04:24] ---
    No.
[04:25] ---
    Perhaps a type of evil spirit?
[04:28] ---
    It's the planetarium's projector.
[04:30] ---
    Wh-What?!
[04:32] ---
    Oh, you with the star mark.
[04:35] ---
    What's the date and time?
[04:38] ---
    Star mark.
[04:39] ---
    Gero...
SIGN    September 25th
[04:41] ---
    It's September 25th, after 6:00 PM.
[04:45] ---
    Then...
[04:47] ---
    ...from the eastern horizon,
SIGN    Pegasus
[04:48] ---
    Pegasus, Pisces, and Aries can be seen.
SIGN    Pisces
SIGN    Aries
[04:53] ---
    And it's almost time for
    the moon to show its face.
[04:55] ---
    I don't know much about the sky
    in the area surrounding Pekopon.
[04:59] ---
    But that sounds right.
[05:01] ---
    The planetarium's projector
    has possessed Fuyuki?
[05:05] ---
    Commander...
[05:06] ---
    We'll be in trouble at this rate.
[05:08] ---
    Gero!
[05:09] ---
    That's right!
[05:11] ---
    Master Fuyuki!
[05:12] ---
    I mean, Master Planetarium...
[05:15] ---
    What is it?
[05:16] ---
    Um...
[05:17] ---
    How long are you going to stay
    in Master Fuyuki's body?
[05:21] ---
    Good question.
[05:23] ---
    I like this body.
[05:25] ---
    Maybe I'll hold on to it for the time being.
SIGN    Shock
[05:28] ---
    What?!
[05:29] ---
    Oh, no...
[05:31] ---
    Kululu!
[05:32] ---
    Can't you forcibly evict him
    from Fuyuki's body?
[05:35] ---
    One wrong move, and who knows
    what effect it'll have on Fuyuki's body?
[05:40] ---
    Um...
[05:42] ---
    Is your own body not well, Planetarium-san?
[05:46] ---
    What are you talking about?!
[05:47] ---
    I'm not ready to give in to
    those newfangled projectors!
[05:51] ---
    Th-Then will you show me the stars here?
[05:57] ---
    You want to see the stars?
[06:00] ---
    Yes.
[06:03] ---
    I want to.
[06:08] ---
    If you want to see the stars,
    go outside and look up at the real ones!
SIGN    Huh...?
[06:12] ---
    Wh-What's with him?
[06:15] ---
    He's disavowing his own existence.
[06:19] ---
    There's no need to look at fakes here.
[06:23] ---
    Fakes... That's not what I would call them...
[06:26] ---
    A planetarium has a lot of good things
    that aren't in a real starry sky.
[06:32] ---
    Even on rainy and cloudy days,
[06:34] ---
    or in a city where all the lights
    make it hard to see the stars,
[06:37] ---
    a planetarium can show you
    the beautiful stars.
[06:39] ---
    And after looking at the stars in
    various seasons at the planetarium,
[06:42] ---
    you'll learn a lot from
    looking at real stars!
[06:46] ---
    She's convincing!
[06:48] ---
    Momoka-dono, you must
    really like planetariums.
[06:52] ---
    Actually, it's all things
    that Fuyuki-kun told me.
[06:56] ---
    All right, fine.
[06:58] ---
    It's been a long time,
[06:59] ---
    but if you want to see them that badly,
    I'll give you a glimpse.
[07:04] ---
    Please!
[07:07] ---
    All right, everyone.
    Please look at the eastern sky.
[07:11] ---
    The moon becomes full
    twelve or thirteen times a year,
[07:16] ---
    and the full moon of this season
    has long been called the harvest moon.
[07:23] ---
    I'm glad Planetarium-san is in a better mood,
[07:27] ---
    but does this count as watching
    it together with Fuyuki-kun?
[07:31] ---
    Hey, over there!
[07:32] ---
    Pay attention!
[07:34] ---
    R-Right!
[07:36] ---
    This is a strange situation,
[07:38] ---
    but if I stick with it,
    Fuyuki-kun and I can...
[07:42] ---
    All right. When you gaze at a starry sky,
[07:45] ---
    you'll sometimes see a streak of light.
[07:49] ---
    Please observe the northern sky, everyone.
SIGN    Here it is
[07:53] ---
    Here it is!
[07:54] ---
    At last!
[07:55] ---
    At last!
[07:57] ---
    At last!
[07:59] ---
    Fuyuki-kun and I can see
    a shooting star together!
[08:09] ---
    Hey! Would you just make that star shoot?!
[08:14] ---
    That's what happened.
[08:15] ---
    Planetarium-san?
[08:19] ---
    I failed back then. It was a massive failure.
[08:24] ---
    It was decades ago.
[08:27] ---
    Back when I was still working hard.
[08:30] ---
    There was a rumor going around
    that if a couple
[08:33] ---
    saw a shooting star here,
    they would get married.
[08:37] ---
    I don't know who started it,
[08:39] ---
    but it caused many young couples
    to come here with that in mind.
[08:44] ---
    On that day, a young lady
    brought her boyfriend over.
[08:50] ---
    I was excited for them and tried
    to produce a vibrant starry sky.
[08:54] ---
    However...
[08:56] ---
    ...too much enthusiasm was my undoing.
[09:02] ---
    Of all things, I failed
    with the shooting star.
[09:06] ---
    Lame!
[09:07] ---
    The shooting star fell!
[09:15] ---
    Ever since I saw that girl's tears,
[09:18] ---
    I stopped being able to
    project a starry night sky.
[09:27] ---
    I felt sorry for her.
[09:28] ---
    I'm sure that girl
[09:30] ---
    wasn't able to marry the boy she loved.
[09:35] ---
    I think you're wrong.
[09:39] ---
    Girls...
[09:42] ---
    Girls don't...
[09:44] ---
    ...give up over things like that.
[09:47] ---
    No matter how many times they fail,
[09:49] ---
    they'll do their best, over and over again.
[09:51] ---
    If it's for the sake of someone they love...
[09:54] ---
    ...they definitely won't give up!
SIGN    They won't give up
[09:57] ---
    They won't give up!
[10:01] ---
    Young lady...
[10:03] ---
    Oh, I know the feeling.
[10:06] ---
    My invasion plans have failed
    time and time again...
[10:10] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[10:12] ---
    We can talk about that at length later on...
[10:15] ---
    Come on, come on, come on.
SIGN    Ku Ku Ku Ku
[10:17] ---
    Thank you, young lady.
[10:20] ---
    Maybe I will try my best once more.
[10:25] ---
    Good.
[10:26] ---
    I apologize for borrowing your
    boyfriend's body without asking.
[10:36] ---
    Fuyuki-kun?
[10:37] ---
    Fuyuki-kun!
[10:40] ---
    Huh?
[10:41] ---
    What's wrong, Nishizawa-san?
[10:43] ---
    Thank goodness!
[10:47] ---
    All right, everyone.
    Please observe the sky in front of you.
[10:51] ---
    The long-awaited specialty
    of this planetarium, a shooting star.
[10:58] ---
    I can finally see a shooting star
    with Fuyuki-kun.
[11:05] ---
    Hey!
[11:06] ---
    What are you doing?!
[11:07] ---
    Sorry about that!
[11:09] ---
    It's been a long time, so my hand slipped!
[11:12] ---
    Nishizawa-san, who was that?
[11:16] ---
    I... I don't know myself...
SIGN    Faraway Cosmic Travel
[11:21] ---
    Oh!
[11:22] ---
    This planetarium is still around.
[11:26] ---
    Oh, yes!
[11:27] ---
    As I recall, the shooting star
    got stuck when we were here.
[11:31] ---
    That brings back memories!
[11:34] ---
    There's a rumor about this
    planetarium's shooting star.
[11:37] ---
    But it looks like it may be
    more than just a rumor.
SIGN    Scrub Scrub Scrub Scrub
SIGN    Scrub Scrub
SIGN    Glug Glug
SIGN    Gargle Gargle Gargle Gargle
[11:54] ---
    Grin!
[11:57] ---
    Brushing your teeth first thing in
    the morning feels so refreshing.
SIGN    Sway Sway Sway
SIGN    Sway Sway
SIGN    Sway Sway Sway
[12:07] ---
    Wh-What is this?!
SIGN    Wh-What is this?!
[12:13] ---
    Keroro: Lucky Hair-chan, Sir!
SIGN    Pfft
[12:27] ---
    It's not funny!
[12:28] ---
    But after all...
[12:31] ---
    ...why do you have a hair there?!
[12:35] ---
    Th-That's what I want to know!
[12:38] ---
    Once in a while, you'll have a single wild hair
    growing somewhere on your body, right?
[12:43] ---
    What is it?
SIGN    What?
[12:45] ---
    That must be a lucky hair!
[12:47] ---
    Lucky hair?
SIGN    Lucky Hair
[12:48] ---
    People also call it "treasure hair."
SIGN    Treasure Hair
[12:50] ---
    Supposedly, the longer it is,
    the luckier you are,
SIGN    Heave-ho Heave-ho
[12:53] ---
    and you'll be visited by good fortune.
[12:56] ---
    Good fortune...
[12:59] ---
    Please be as gentle as you can, Lady Mois.
[13:03] ---
    How's this, Uncle?
[13:06] ---
    Great!
[13:09] ---
    Treat the lucky hair with a lot of TLC.
[13:13] ---
    Of course, Uncle!
[13:14] ---
    And to finish up, please do you-know-what.
SIGN    Hair Tonic
SIGN    Super-potent
SIGN    Super-potent Hair Tonic
[13:17] ---
    Sergeant Major Kululu's special
    super-potent hair tonic!
[13:20] ---
    Read the directions thoroughly
[13:24] ---
    before using this product!
[13:25] ---
    Or, like, talk clearly, idiot?
[13:28] ---
    Don't slur your words, dope!
[13:31] ---
    Grow big and strong!
[13:33] ---
    And then call upon good fortune for me!
SIGN    Rumble Rumble Rumble Rumble
[13:40] ---
    Is this enough, Uncle?
[13:43] ---
    Put more on!
[13:46] ---
    Like that?
[13:47] ---
    Just pour it on!
[13:50] ---
    Splash!
[13:51] ---
    More!
[13:52] ---
    Splash, splash!
[13:52] ---
    More, more!
[13:54] ---
    Splash, splash, splash, splash!
SIGN    And so, the next day
[13:57] ---
    And so, the next day...
SIGN    Tug
[14:00] ---
    Ow-ow-ow-ow!
[14:02] ---
    Gero!
SIGN    Rapid Growth
[14:04] ---
    Look at how long Lucky Hair-chan has gotten!
[14:08] ---
    Gero gero!
[14:09] ---
    As long as it is,
[14:10] ---
    major fortune is sure to drop in on me!
[14:15] ---
    But wait a second...
[14:17] ---
    I wonder what kind of
    good luck I'm gonna get!
[14:20] ---
    But when I let it move around carelessly...
[14:27] ---
    It suddenly got yanked out!
[14:33] ---
    That's the standard pattern!
SIGN    Shiver Shiver Shiver Shiver
[14:37] ---
    I don't want any part of a
    chilling development like that!
SIGN    Extra Potato Campaign On Now!!
    3 Times More Than Usual!!
[14:40] ---
    The best thing to do is just stay in my room.
SIGN    Production Model Zaku
[14:42] ---
    It's been a while since
    I've built an original kit.
[14:51] ---
    Stupid frog!
[14:52] ---
    Don't neglect the tub cleaning!
SIGN    Stuck
SIGN    Gong
[14:57] ---
    Hey, Lady Natsumi!
[14:59] ---
    How are you gonna make this up to me?!
[15:01] ---
    Lucky Hair-chan got caught in this!
[15:04] ---
    Just pull it out!
[15:06] ---
    I can't!
[15:07] ---
    There's glue on it!
[15:09] ---
    Instant glue!
SIGN    Instant Glue
[15:10] ---
    That's right.
[15:12] ---
    A long time ago, even Gundam models
    were put together with glue.
[15:16] ---
    Well, I don't care, anyway!
[15:18] ---
    The point is, don't forget to clean the tub!
[15:22] ---
    Sheesh! At least close the door!
[15:27] ---
    It can't be helped.
[15:28] ---
    Right now, Lucky Hair-chan is
    more important than anything.
SIGN    Gero Gero Gero Gero
[15:32] ---
    Gero gero gero gero!
[15:34] ---
    I don't have to worry about
    anyone bothering me in here!
[15:37] ---
    I'm going to stay in here
    until fortune visits.
[15:41] ---
    Lucky Hair-chan is growing steadily,
[15:44] ---
    and the cuticles are shiny!
[15:46] ---
    Grow even longer and stronger!
SIGN    Confined to the Bathroom for 5 Hours
[15:53] ---
    This is boring.
SIGN    Slip
SIGN    Splish...
[15:59] ---
    Gero!
SIGN    Number 1 Number 2
[16:01] ---
    Number 2!
[16:04] ---
    O-Oh, no!
[16:06] ---
    This is the harbinger of
    a worst-case scenario!
[16:09] ---
    Since it's come to this...
[16:11] ---
    ...I swear I'll protect Lucky Hair-chan!
[16:28] ---
    S-Somehow I protected Lucky Hair-chan!
[16:32] ---
    It's grown this long,
     so good fortune is no doubt coming...
[16:39] ---
    That was close...
SIGN    Bubble Gum
[16:42] ---
    Bubble gum.
[16:43] ---
    What?!
[16:44] ---
    No, you don't!
SIGN    We're Proud of the Flavor
SIGN    Yakitori
[16:48] ---
    Yakitori
SIGN    Far-infrared
    Radiation
[16:49] ---
    and far-infrared radiation.
[16:51] ---
    Tch! A creep like you...
[16:53] ---
    Oh, no you don't!
[16:54] ---
    Not on my watch!
SIGN    Inner-Tokyo, 3rd Street -> Inner-Tokyo Station
[17:02] ---
    Wait! Lucky Hair-chan!
[17:06] ---
    What's that?
[17:08] ---
    When did that happen?!
SIGN    Lucky Hair-chan
[17:10] ---
    Th-There are too many dangers in town.
[17:13] ---
    I've got to get back home, fast.
[17:18] ---
    Intruder detected.
[17:19] ---
    Gero?!
[17:19] ---
    Intruder detected.
[17:20] ---
    Gero!
[17:21] ---
    Eliminate immediately.
[17:21] ---
    Gero gero!
[17:22] ---
    Eliminate immediately.
[17:27] ---
    S-Seriously?
[17:31] ---
    Hey, what is this?!
SIGN    Gero!
[17:38] ---
    Gero!
[17:46] ---
    Sarge isn't here?
[17:48] ---
    That is right!
[17:50] ---
    He has not come back to the base or his room.
[17:53] ---
    That is strange.
[17:55] ---
    Where did he wander off to,
    after not cleaning the bathtub?
[17:59] ---
    Don't tell me something happened to Uncle!
[18:03] ---
    All right!
[18:04] ---
    Let's look for him!
[18:09] ---
    Lucky Hair-chan...
[18:11] ---
    Lucky Hair-chan...
[18:17] ---
    Now how is this a lucky hair in any way?
SIGN    Stuck
SIGN    Gong
[18:21] ---
    Only bad things have happened
[18:22] ---
    without any major fortune coming,
[18:25] ---
    no matter how long I wait!
SIGN    Kato Tea
[18:27] ---
    This hair...
[18:29] ---
    This hair...
SIGN    Snap
[18:31] ---
    Enough!
[18:32] ---
    I don't need it!
SIGN    Dangerous Do Not Touch
[18:39] ---
    No!
[18:43] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[18:45] ---
    Commander-dono!
[18:47] ---
    Sarge!
[18:48] ---
    Uncle!
[18:50] ---
    Keroro-san!
[18:53] ---
    Stupid frog!
[18:56] ---
    That's...
[19:01] ---
    Keroro-san went in there?
[19:03] ---
    Yeah.
[19:04] ---
    Looks like it.
[19:06] ---
    This area was used for
    security system experiments,
[19:11] ---
    and I believe several traps
    are still running.
[19:15] ---
    There must have been an accident.
[19:17] ---
    Corporal!
[19:18] ---
    Let's get in there and save him!
[19:20] ---
    If we follow this hair,
[19:22] ---
    it should lead us straight to Sarge!
[19:24] ---
    But it doesn't look like
    it'll be a walk in the park!
[19:36] ---
    That's...
[19:37] ---
    ...Mr. Sergeant's Lucky Hair-chan!
[19:39] ---
    I estimate it's nearly 100 km long.
[19:43] ---
    Better not get too close to it.
[19:46] ---
    Oh, no...
[19:47] ---
    What should we do?
SIGN    Large Quantity
    of Scrap Iron
[19:56] ---
    I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[19:57] ---
    I'm sorry for my brother coming
    on your land without permission!
[20:01] ---
    Or, like, lawless trespass?
[20:03] ---
    That's it!
[20:04] ---
    I know you'll do something, 556-san!
[20:10] ---
    I don't know what's going on,
[20:12] ---
    but I'll live up to your
    passionate expectations!
[20:16] ---
    Good for you, Bro!
[20:18] ---
    Will it really be okay?
[20:21] ---
    I don't know...
[20:26] ---
    Where am I?!
[20:28] ---
    Lucky Hair-chan,
[20:29] ---
    would you help me?
[20:32] ---
    I apologize for saying
    I didn't need you before.
[20:37] ---
    Can you hear me, Keroro?!
[20:39] ---
    I-Is that 556?
[20:42] ---
    Sarge! Sarge!
[20:45] ---
    Master Fuyuki!
[20:46] ---
    Where are you, Sarge?
[20:48] ---
    If you can hear us, answer!
[20:50] ---
    I see. A string phone?
[20:52] ---
    I... I started to fall into a pit,
[20:56] ---
    and right now, I'm just hanging here.
[20:58] ---
    Thank goodness. Then you're safe!
[21:01] ---
    I'm fine!
[21:03] ---
    My Lucky Hair-chan is a strong lad.
[21:09] ---
    It looks like my hair tonic worked, huh?
[21:12] ---
    Or, like, instant effect?
[21:14] ---
    We'll pull you up now, Sarge.
[21:16] ---
    Roger!
SIGN    Giant Lucky Hair Winding Machine (Manpowered)
[21:22] ---
    A giant lucky hair winding machine!
[21:24] ---
    Manpowered.
[21:25] ---
    It's wonderful that you're
    saving someone, brother!
[21:31] ---
    W-Wait a second! Aren't you
    using a little too much force?
[21:35] ---
    He isn't being saved at all.
[21:36] ---
    556...
[21:37] ---
    556!
[21:39] ---
    If a lucky hair starts growing on you,
[21:41] ---
    why don't you try cultivating it, too?
[21:44] ---
    Or maybe that doesn't seem
    like such a good idea...
SIGN    Gero!
[21:47] ---
    Gero!
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Ume!
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Plums!
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Choko!
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Choccies!
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Gumi!
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Gummies!
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Tsukemono!
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Pickles!
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Stick it on. Stick it on.
    Stick it on. Stick it on.
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Forward march,
    and carry all of this stuff, as well.
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
[22:11] [SONG] ---
    Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
[22:11] [SONG] ---
    Heppoko heppiri hacchira
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Yes, sir!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Iessaa
[22:14] [SONG] ---
    If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
[22:14] [SONG] ---
    Sumanai koto suru na yo
[22:18] [SONG] ---
    Watch out for the
    village of swindlers and cheats.
[22:18] [SONG] ---
    Yamashi no sato abunai
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Go, go, to the edges of the land.
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Yuke yuke chi no hate e
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    A first-in-history feat of speed.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    You can master it, sir.
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Train for it in the afternoon.
    (Nooo, not in the morning.)
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Kanran guruguru Joudeki
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    O-naka ga hette wa make desu
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Yoroshiku suimin
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Kanran guruguru Joudeki
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    O-naka ga hette wa make desu
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Yoroshiku suimin
[23:15] [SONG] ---
    She's stuck on me!
[23:15] [SONG] ---
    Kuttsuichatta
[23:22] ---
    Sergeant Keroro here!
SIGN    Grow big and ROAR!
SIGN    Todoroki
[23:24] ---
    With planetary invasions in the past,
[23:26] ---
    one rugged individual
    could become giant-sized
[23:28] ---
    and just destroy a famous sightseeing spot.
SIGN    Me Too
    I'm Envious
    Why Always You?
    Lucky!
SIGN    No No No No
[23:31] ---
    Good times.
[23:33] ---
    That aside,
SIGN    The First Star Bowl-Ring Tournament
[23:34] ---
    transform with a police inspector's spoon!
SIGN    In Color
[23:37] ---
    "Keroro: Crash ☆ Star Bowling Tournament, Sir!"
[23:41] ---
    "Keroro: My Super-Decisive Plan, Sir?!"
[23:44] ---
    These two stories! How's that?
[23:46] ---
    Ge-Gero!