E5 - The Song of Men Who Love Their Toys, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:12] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:12] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:31] ---
The first step in the invasion of Earth...
[01:34] ---
...begins in the kitchen, after dinner.
SIGN Cosmo DNA
[01:56] ---
The dishes are all washed!
[01:58] ---
Thanks, Sarge.
Need my help putting them up?
[02:00] ---
No, no! This is my responsibility.
[02:04] ---
Master Fuyuki, please go watch
some television and relax.
[02:08] ---
Really? Then I'll do just that.
[02:14] ---
To remove grease spots
like these... Voila! Flour!
SIGN Flour
[02:18] ---
Take flour left over from cooking
tempura, and sprinkle like this...
[02:26] ---
...and wipe.
[02:29] ---
It will be sparkling clean!
[02:31] ---
Missus, remember today's tip!
[02:35] ---
What have you been up to until now?
[02:38] ---
Helping with the housework. Can't you tell?
[02:40] ---
So why must an invader like you
[02:43] ---
help with Pekoponian chores like
dish-washing and cleaning the microwave?
[02:49] ---
This is all part of my invasion plan.
[02:52] ---
In what way?!
[02:53] ---
After a tiring negotiation with Lady Mom,
[02:56] ---
I'm going to be paid for my work.
[02:59] ---
Do you know the significance of that?
[03:02] ---
No idea.
[03:02] ---
In a nutshell...
[03:05] ---
Pekoponian assets will flow out into space!
SIGN Asset Flow
[03:09] ---
I... I see! An economic invasion!
[03:14] ---
Tomorrow is the first such pay day.
[03:18] ---
And first and foremost...
[03:20] ---
...I shall invade the toy store!
SIGN Toy Store <-- Asset Flow
[03:24] ---
Don't tell me you just
want more Gundam models.
[03:27] ---
I shall buy everything they have!
[03:37] ---
The Song of Men Who
Love Their Toys, Sir!
[03:47] ---
And now...
[03:48] ---
It's Mr. Sucker's turn.
[03:51] ---
By the way, do you all remember
[03:53] ---
how you spent your very first allowance?
[03:56] ---
Well now, I did something very unusual...
[04:00] ---
Such amazing sucking power!
[04:02] ---
With it, I'll suck up the dreams
and hopes of the Pekoponians!
[04:06] ---
Oh, yeah!
[04:09] ---
Hey, can you keep it quiet?
I can't hear the radio.
[04:16] ---
A power outage?
[04:19] ---
And so, let's take it nice and easy
tonight... on Mutsumi's My Radio!
[04:25] ---
Let's start with tonight's poem.
[04:28] ---
Mutsumi?
[04:29] ---
Yes, he's the most popular DJ
on the air right now.
[04:33] ---
His poems are so beautiful!
[04:35] ---
With my first allowance held tightly
in my little hand, I run forward.
[04:39] ---
Now that same hand holds you,
my morsel of tuna.
SIGN Tuna
[04:48] ---
Beautiful!
[04:49] ---
Unsanitary.
[04:52] ---
And on the following day...
[04:54] ---
Everyone, the wait is over! Your allowance!
[04:59] ---
Yes!
[05:01] ---
Hey, you!
[05:03] ---
Let's see... First is Natsumi.
[05:06] ---
Natsumi did very well at school
this month. Up by 15%.
[05:10] ---
Yes!
[05:11] ---
You didn't fare well, Fuyuki.
A sharp 20% cut.
[05:14] ---
Aww... there's a book I want.
[05:17] ---
And Kero-chan!
[05:18] ---
Kero-chan, this is your very first pay.
[05:21] ---
Gero?
[05:22] ---
It includes the base pay, plus overtime,
[05:25] ---
as well as compensation
for working on holidays.
SIGN Plus
[05:26] ---
Wow!
[05:27] ---
But I had to deduct rent,
SIGN Minus Rent
[05:29] ---
fuel and electricity expenses,
SIGN Minus Electricity Minus Rent
[05:30] ---
food and incidentals
SIGN Minus Food Minus Electricity Minus Rent
SIGN Minus Incidentals Minus Food Minus Electricity Minus Rent
SIGN Minus Miscellaneous Expenses
[05:32] ---
and other miscellaneous expenses.
[05:35] ---
Oh, dear...
[05:36] ---
Talk about a strict allowance management.
[05:39] ---
It doesn't matter how little it is.
[05:41] ---
What's important is how hard
I toiled... my blood and sweat...
[05:44] ---
The proof of my labor!
[05:47] ---
Yeah, right! Anyway, while
steeling myself for disappointment...
[05:53] ---
Don't worry.
[05:54] ---
Gero!
[05:55] ---
Let's see...! About 20 yen?
[05:58] ---
No way! 3,000?!
[06:00] ---
Isn't that great, Sarge?
[06:06] ---
Matilda-san!
[06:09] ---
Why is that?!
[06:11] ---
Isn't that a bit too much, Mom?
[06:13] ---
Why? Kero-chan really worked diligently.
[06:16] ---
You don't have to be so nice to an alien.
[06:21] ---
Idiots!
[06:26] ---
Sure, I'm well aware that he's a hard-worker.
[06:30] ---
But 3,000 yen is too much!
[06:32] ---
Why are you complaining, Sis?
You got a 15% raise.
[06:37] ---
It's not right! If he hadn't been around,
I may've gotten a 20% increase!
[06:42] ---
Cripes! That stupid frog!
[06:46] ---
Do you folks have a frog for a pet?
[06:48] ---
What a coincidence.
I have a frog, too. A yellow one.
[06:55] ---
Saburo-senpai!
[06:56] ---
Oh, so you know my name?
[06:59] ---
Now that makes me happy,
Hinata Natsumi-san.
[07:04] ---
Who is he?
[07:05] ---
Huh? Well... he's a third-year
at our school,
[07:09] ---
and his name's Saburo-senpai...
and... um...
[07:12] ---
Why're you blushing, Sis?
[07:16] ---
So you're the kid brother, Fuyuki-kun?
[07:19] ---
Yes...
[07:20] ---
I'm Saburo. Nice to meet you.
[07:22] ---
Same here.
SIGN Trojan Horse Toys
[07:32] ---
The day has finally come, sir!
[07:35] ---
At first glance, it looks
like an average toy store.
SIGN Trojan Horse Toys
[07:37] ---
But it's a hole-in-the-wall place
that stocks neat collector items.
[07:45] ---
Onward!
[07:47] ---
Yay! Yay!
[07:57] ---
Anti-barrier...
confirmed operational. Okay!
[08:25] ---
Welcome... huh?
[08:35] ---
He can't see me! He can't see me!
[08:38] ---
Now I can spend as much time
as I want to browse.
[08:42] ---
Oh, my gosh!
[08:44] ---
A super-rare Gundam model...
[08:46] ---
A 1:100 scale MG Gyan model kit,
left on the shelf so casually!
[08:49] ---
This toy store is incredible!
[08:52] ---
Well then, let's buy it and go home!
[08:55] ---
Huh? Hold on...
[08:57] ---
How am I going to buy it if I'm invisible?
[09:01] ---
Shoot, it's impossible.
Why didn't I realize it sooner?
SIGN The fool
[09:07] ---
Oh well, shall I do it? Shall I just do it?
[09:12] ---
Do that... wicked thing?
[09:27] ---
That wicked trick...
SIGN Matsue Castle
[09:33] ---
Hide a coveted item behind a
slow seller, such as that castle model.
[09:39] ---
I shall retreat for now.
[09:42] ---
And I'll ask Master Fuyuki
to do the rest...
[09:50] ---
The anti-barrier wore off!
[09:53] ---
It can't be helped.
I'll just wait until dark.
[09:58] ---
I-I've been seen!
SIGN Reported
[10:01] ---
Reported.
SIGN Arrested
[10:03] ---
Arrested.
SIGN Dissected
[10:04] ---
Dissected.
[10:06] ---
Oh no!
[10:52] ---
Oh well, I guess I'll head on home.
[11:15] ---
Saved. I can't believe
I haven't been discovered!
[11:20] ---
Well, that's fine. I'd better go home.
[11:24] ---
I can't get out!
[11:26] ---
Help meeee!
[11:29] ---
What does the future hold for
the locked-up Sergeant Keroro?
[11:33] ---
Don't touch that channel and
look forward to the second half!
[11:43] ---
The first step in the invasion of Earth...
[11:46] ---
...begins with the Sunday laundry.
[11:51] ---
Gee, I was really worried there for a while.
[11:54] ---
I seriously thought I might
end my days at that toy store.
[11:58] ---
Hey, are you listening?!
[12:00] ---
Not at all.
[12:02] ---
Just kidding. I'm listening, so continue.
[12:07] ---
In the darkness,
I tried to find a way to escape.
[12:12] ---
But the shutter door would not budge.
[12:15] ---
I searched for other exits,
[12:17] ---
but there was no back door,
not even a mouse hole.
[12:21] ---
It was when I had just about given up...
[12:25] ---
...that I spied a ray of light from above...!
[12:31] ---
My apologies!
[12:32] ---
My narration before the
commercial break was too exaggerated.
[12:34] ---
Actually, he kind of sort of escaped
kind of sort of easily, kind of sort of.
[12:42] ---
And I hope that no one
saw you on the way back?
[12:47] ---
Mmm... probably.
[12:48] ---
Probably?!
[12:50] ---
Why, you! Do you intend to
expose our platoon to danger
[12:53] ---
because of your silly hobby?!
[12:55] ---
He called Gundam model-making
a silly hobby.
[12:58] ---
Perhaps I should show you
the way to the real Heaven!
[13:03] ---
Oh, Sarge!
[13:04] ---
Master Fuyuki!
[13:06] ---
Where were you last night?
I was worried.
[13:10] ---
Sir! Actually, I need to ask you
for a favor regarding that matter.
[13:14] ---
Huh? A favor?
[13:17] ---
Here we are, sir!
[13:19] ---
This is it? I know this store.
[13:22] ---
Gero?
[13:23] ---
When I was little, my father
used to bring Sis and me here.
[13:28] ---
Yay!
[13:29] ---
Yay!
[13:31] ---
We had a practice of getting whichever
toys we wanted once a month.
[13:35] ---
And we always came here to buy something.
[13:38] ---
I never thought I'd come
here with you, Sarge.
[13:41] ---
Wow, they still sell toys like this.
[13:45] ---
Aren't you Fuyuki from the Hinata family?
[13:48] ---
Huh?
[13:48] ---
It is you!
[13:50] ---
My, how you've grown!
[13:52] ---
How do you know me?
[13:54] ---
It's easier to remember a customer's face
[13:56] ---
than the merchandise.
[13:59] ---
Are you and your sister getting along?
[14:02] ---
You two used to fight in front
of the store over video games.
[14:06] ---
I remember that! I can't
believe you remember that, too!
[14:09] ---
It's sorta embarrassing.
I haven't been here for so long.
[14:13] ---
Don't worry. You're at an age
when you're busy studying.
[14:18] ---
Master Fuyuki! Master Fuyuki!
[14:23] ---
It might be nice to reminisce,
[14:27] ---
but hurry and get that item!
[14:28] ---
Oh, right.
[14:30] ---
Huh? Something the matter?
[14:32] ---
No! It's nothing. Let's see...
[14:35] ---
Oh, it's behind this.
[14:39] ---
Hey, if it isn't Fuyuki-kun!
[14:42] ---
Saburo-san!
[14:43] ---
So you make plastic models of castles?
[14:46] ---
You've got peculiar taste.
[14:47] ---
Uh, no, this is...
[14:49] ---
I prefer ones like this.
[14:51] ---
This store is a well-kept secret.
I come here quite often.
[14:55] ---
Do you come here often, too?
[14:57] ---
This, please.
[14:59] ---
Sure.
SIGN Oh no!
[15:01] ---
Err... that's...
[15:03] ---
Were you planning to buy this, too?
[15:06] ---
Well, not me, but...
[15:09] ---
You don't mean the frog that you keep?
[15:13] ---
Oh, well! Well, don't hold it against me.
[15:15] ---
With these things, it's the
early bird who gets the worm.
[15:18] ---
When will you get a new order of this?
[15:20] ---
I'm sorry, there won't be any more.
[15:23] ---
What? But this is popular. It'll sell.
[15:27] ---
Actually, I'm thinking of closing
my shop at the end of the month.
[15:34] ---
Gero!
[15:41] ---
Business is slow, huh?
[15:43] ---
How many shops I know
have closed already?
[15:47] ---
Those faded boxes of toys
in the back of that shop
[15:50] ---
must've been there since
before we were even born.
[15:55] ---
I hadn't been there in so long.
[15:58] ---
Oh well, that's how it goes.
Don't worry about it, Fuyuki-kun.
[16:06] ---
I am powerless!
SIGN Today's Agenda: Save the Toy Store
[16:09] ---
You slaved hard to earn that money,
[16:11] ---
and still couldn't buy what you wanted?
[16:13] ---
That is really powerless!
[16:15] ---
That's not what I mean, sir!
[16:16] ---
We, the invaders of Pekopon,
[16:19] ---
weren't able to save one
little toy store! What a loser I am.
[16:23] ---
Save it and do what?
[16:25] ---
If you have such time, use it to
come up with a good invasion plan!
[16:28] ---
Invasion! Invasion!
Is that all you have in your head?!
[16:32] ---
Naturally! Why do you
think we came to Pekopon?!
[16:36] ---
Can't you understand
the feelings of that old soldier
[16:39] ---
who protected that
little toy store all by himself?!
[16:43] ---
So tell me! Just what
does a toy store have to do
[16:46] ---
with the invasion of Pekopon?
[16:49] ---
Forget it! I won't ask you!
[16:51] ---
I have no choice. I'll go alone, sir!
SIGN Save the Toy Store!
[16:56] ---
Private 2nd Class Tamama!
[16:57] ---
Get the Pekoponian Suit Unit 01, ready!
[17:00] ---
Huh?! That one!
[17:05] ---
Pekoponian Suit Unit 01, launching initiated.
[17:07] ---
Core Block transformation begun.
[17:13] ---
Pilder On!
[17:20] ---
I will speak to the old man personally
to convince him!
[17:24] ---
I don't think he'll take you seriously.
[17:27] ---
You think so, too?
[17:29] ---
Besides, I think it's strange
to wear a suit to a toy store.
[17:35] ---
Then...
[17:39] ---
Welcome... huh?
[17:42] ---
So? What kind of get-up did he go in?
[17:46] ---
According to him,
the perfect outfit for a toy store.
[17:50] ---
Perfect outfit?
[17:55] ---
Owner, it's a bad idea
to close your shop, sir!
[17:59] ---
If business is bad, I will shop like mad
at your store, sir!
[18:05] ---
For my first purchase,
I'll use this 3,000 yen, and...
[18:09] ---
Let's see, what should I get...
[18:12] ---
I know!
[18:14] ---
I'll get this today.
SIGN Matsue Castle
[18:16] ---
Yes! Every month on my pay day,
I will come here to shop.
[18:22] ---
So, please continue to stay open, sir!
SIGN No Way Out
[18:31] ---
I did it again.
[18:33] ---
I don't care any more!
[18:34] ---
From Keron, 58th Planet of the Toad Nebula,
[18:40] ---
I am the leader of the Special Advance Team
of the Space Invasion Forces of Keron,
[18:43] ---
Sergeant Keroro!
[18:44] ---
I will conquer Pekopon,
[18:47] ---
sweep out the current foolish politicians,
[18:49] ---
and make sure the old men, and the children,
and the small toy shop owners in the towns
SIGN Healthy Business
[18:54] ---
can live in comfort!
[18:59] ---
Oh, please wait, mister! I was just
kidding about conquering Pekopon, sir!
[19:02] ---
I just want you to do your best
like you have been all these years
[19:06] ---
and keep the shop open, sir!
[19:08] ---
And I wanted to help you
if I could... That's all! So...
[19:13] ---
Please don't turn me in!
[19:20] ---
Actually, my son in the country
and his wife just had a baby.
[19:24] ---
They just renovated their home
and asked me to come live with them.
[19:30] ---
So it's the perfect opportunity.
[19:33] ---
But...
[19:34] ---
Here you are.
[19:36] ---
I don't know who you are,
or where you're from.
[19:38] ---
But I'm very touched that
you're so concerned about my store.
[19:43] ---
Thank you.
SIGN For lease
[19:54] ---
Places that just seemed normal to be there...
[19:58] ---
Time that just seemed normal to have...
[20:02] ---
We are cold to normality.
[20:05] ---
And that's why "normality"
cannot bear the pain and runs away.
[20:11] ---
Only when "normality" is gone
do we finally notice it.
[20:15] ---
I wonder if we'll continue to lose
even more of what's "normal"?
[20:26] ---
Oh, good morning, Sarge!
[20:28] ---
Oh, Master Fuyuki! Good morning, sir!
[20:32] ---
Hey, what happened to the
model of a castle from the other day?
[20:35] ---
Oh, when I began building it,
I realized the depth of the subject.
[20:39] ---
I'm sure it will make a great diorama
[20:41] ---
when combined with Gundam models.
[20:43] ---
Well, when you're done, let me know.
[20:45] ---
Roger that!
[20:46] ---
And that brings a subject to discuss.
[20:50] ---
The Gundam models
I have now just don't cut it.
[20:53] ---
I think MG Gyan would be
[20:55] ---
an ideal companion for the castle model.
[20:57] ---
Don't you want to see
how it'll turn out?
[21:00] ---
Well... yeah...
[21:01] ---
If so...
[21:03] ---
...will you lend me some money?
[21:05] ---
When we conquer Pekopon,
I will repay you two-fold!
[21:09] ---
No way!
[21:10] ---
Hey, you two! What're you up to
so early in the day?
[21:13] ---
Oh! Lady Natsumi,
she with the 15% raise!
[21:18] ---
If you let me keep your allowance,
I will triple its value.
[21:24] ---
As if I'd fall for such a trick!
[21:27] ---
You hit me! You hit me twice!
[21:30] ---
The road to the conquest of Earth
seems to be far, far off.
[21:35] [SONG] ---
Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
[21:35] [SONG] ---
The passwords are:
Afro and Sergeant.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
3, 2, 1, fire!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:51] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[21:58] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:58] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
Ranbou ni hipparu na
Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
[22:06] [SONG] ---
Don't pull on it hard.
Don't pinch it so freely.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Sore ijou chikazuku na
Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Don't come any closer!
Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
[22:21] [SONG] ---
Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
messy messy.
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Kibishii tatakai da ga
tonikaku haragoshirae
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It's a tough battle,
but first we have to eat our fill.
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Pyua na uchuu no seimei
Sunao sugite heso magari
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A pure space life form,
so honest that he's crooked.
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Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
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The enemy has straight
blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
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Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
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Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
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Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
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Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
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It's me, Natsumi!
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Say, did you know
Japanese people write "annoying"
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by combining characters
that mean "May" and "fly"?
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I wonder if flies in May
are particularly annoying...
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I think "June frog" would
also work. Don't you agree?
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Although our frog is
annoying all year round.
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Come to think of it,
don't they hibernate?
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Never mind such things! Next time, we go
to the sea! It's an adventure of love!
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"Momoka's Romantic Plan
on the South Seas, Sir!"
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And...
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"Momoka's Spooky Plan
on the South Seas, Sir!"
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Two stories!
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Ge-Gero!
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