# E5 - The Song of Men Who Love Their Toys, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G7PU4WN1D/the-song-of-men-who-love-their-toys-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
The company vacation was to Keron.
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Shain ryokou wa Keron
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero~!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Sweep the square areas circularly.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
**[01:12] [SONG] ---**
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
**[01:12] [SONG] ---**
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:31] ---**
The first step in the invasion of Earth...
**[01:34] ---**
...begins in the kitchen, after dinner.
***SIGN*** Cosmo DNA
**[01:56] ---**
The dishes are all washed!
**[01:58] ---**
Thanks, Sarge.
Need my help putting them up?
**[02:00] ---**
No, no! This is my responsibility.
**[02:04] ---**
Master Fuyuki, please go watch
some television and relax.
**[02:08] ---**
Really? Then I'll do just that.
**[02:14] ---**
To remove grease spots
like these... Voila! Flour!
***SIGN*** Flour
**[02:18] ---**
Take flour left over from cooking
tempura, and sprinkle like this...
**[02:26] ---**
...and wipe.
**[02:29] ---**
It will be sparkling clean!
**[02:31] ---**
Missus, remember today's tip!
**[02:35] ---**
What have you been up to until now?
**[02:38] ---**
Helping with the housework. Can't you tell?
**[02:40] ---**
So why must an invader like you
**[02:43] ---**
help with Pekoponian chores like
dish-washing and cleaning the microwave?
**[02:49] ---**
This is all part of my invasion plan.
**[02:52] ---**
In what way?!
**[02:53] ---**
After a tiring negotiation with Lady Mom,
**[02:56] ---**
I'm going to be paid for my work.
**[02:59] ---**
Do you know the significance of that?
**[03:02] ---**
No idea.
**[03:02] ---**
In a nutshell...
**[03:05] ---**
Pekoponian assets will flow out into space!
***SIGN*** Asset Flow
**[03:09] ---**
I... I see! An economic invasion!
**[03:14] ---**
Tomorrow is the first such pay day.
**[03:18] ---**
And first and foremost...
**[03:20] ---**
...I shall invade the toy store!
***SIGN*** Toy Store <-- Asset Flow
**[03:24] ---**
Don't tell me you just
want more Gundam models.
**[03:27] ---**
I shall buy everything they have!
**[03:37] ---**
The Song of Men Who
Love Their Toys, Sir!
**[03:47] ---**
And now...
**[03:48] ---**
It's Mr. Sucker's turn.
**[03:51] ---**
By the way, do you all remember
**[03:53] ---**
how you spent your very first allowance?
**[03:56] ---**
Well now, I did something very unusual...
**[04:00] ---**
Such amazing sucking power!
**[04:02] ---**
With it, I'll suck up the dreams
and hopes of the Pekoponians!
**[04:06] ---**
Oh, yeah!
**[04:09] ---**
Hey, can you keep it quiet?
I can't hear the radio.
**[04:16] ---**
A power outage?
**[04:19] ---**
And so, let's take it nice and easy
tonight... on Mutsumi's *My Radio!*
**[04:25] ---**
Let's start with tonight's poem.
**[04:28] ---**
Mutsumi?
**[04:29] ---**
Yes, he's the most popular DJ
on the air right now.
**[04:33] ---**
His poems are so beautiful!
**[04:35] ---**
With my first allowance held tightly
in my little hand, I run forward.
**[04:39] ---**
Now that same hand holds you,
my morsel of tuna.
***SIGN*** Tuna
**[04:48] ---**
Beautiful!
**[04:49] ---**
Unsanitary.
**[04:52] ---**
And on the following day...
**[04:54] ---**
Everyone, the wait is over! Your allowance!
**[04:59] ---**
Yes!
**[05:01] ---**
Hey, you!
**[05:03] ---**
Let's see... First is Natsumi.
**[05:06] ---**
Natsumi did very well at school
this month. Up by 15%.
**[05:10] ---**
Yes!
**[05:11] ---**
You didn't fare well, Fuyuki.
A sharp 20% cut.
**[05:14] ---**
Aww... there's a book I want.
**[05:17] ---**
And Kero-chan!
**[05:18] ---**
Kero-chan, this is your very first pay.
**[05:21] ---**
Gero?
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It includes the base pay, plus overtime,
**[05:25] ---**
as well as compensation
for working on holidays.
***SIGN*** Plus
**[05:26] ---**
Wow!
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But I had to deduct rent,
***SIGN*** Minus Rent
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fuel and electricity expenses,
***SIGN*** Minus Electricity Minus Rent
**[05:30] ---**
food and incidentals
***SIGN*** Minus Food Minus Electricity Minus Rent
***SIGN*** Minus Incidentals Minus Food Minus Electricity Minus Rent
***SIGN*** Minus Miscellaneous Expenses
**[05:32] ---**
and other miscellaneous expenses.
**[05:35] ---**
Oh, dear...
**[05:36] ---**
Talk about a strict allowance management.
**[05:39] ---**
It doesn't matter how little it is.
**[05:41] ---**
What's important is how hard
I toiled... my blood and sweat...
**[05:44] ---**
The proof of my labor!
**[05:47] ---**
Yeah, right! Anyway, while
steeling myself for disappointment...
**[05:53] ---**
Don't worry.
**[05:54] ---**
Gero!
**[05:55] ---**
Let's see...! About 20 yen?
**[05:58] ---**
No way! 3,000?!
**[06:00] ---**
Isn't that great, Sarge?
**[06:06] ---**
Matilda-san!
**[06:09] ---**
Why is that?!
**[06:11] ---**
Isn't that a bit too much, Mom?
**[06:13] ---**
Why? Kero-chan really worked diligently.
**[06:16] ---**
You don't have to be so nice to an alien.
**[06:21] ---**
Idiots!
**[06:26] ---**
Sure, I'm well aware that he's a hard-worker.
**[06:30] ---**
But 3,000 yen is too much!
**[06:32] ---**
Why are you complaining, Sis?
You got a 15% raise.
**[06:37] ---**
It's not right! If he hadn't been around,
I may've gotten a 20% increase!
**[06:42] ---**
Cripes! That stupid frog!
**[06:46] ---**
Do you folks have a frog for a pet?
**[06:48] ---**
What a coincidence.
I have a frog, too. A yellow one.
**[06:55] ---**
Saburo-senpai!
**[06:56] ---**
Oh, so you know my name?
**[06:59] ---**
Now that makes me happy,
Hinata Natsumi-san.
**[07:04] ---**
Who is he?
**[07:05] ---**
Huh? Well... he's a third-year
at our school,
**[07:09] ---**
and his name's Saburo-senpai...
and... um...
**[07:12] ---**
Why're you blushing, Sis?
**[07:16] ---**
So you're the kid brother, Fuyuki-kun?
**[07:19] ---**
Yes...
**[07:20] ---**
I'm Saburo. Nice to meet you.
**[07:22] ---**
Same here.
***SIGN*** Trojan Horse Toys
**[07:32] ---**
The day has finally come, sir!
**[07:35] ---**
At first glance, it looks
like an average toy store.
***SIGN*** Trojan Horse Toys
**[07:37] ---**
But it's a hole-in-the-wall place
that stocks neat collector items.
**[07:45] ---**
Onward!
**[07:47] ---**
Yay! Yay!
**[07:57] ---**
Anti-barrier...
confirmed operational. Okay!
**[08:25] ---**
Welcome... huh?
**[08:35] ---**
He can't see me! He can't see me!
**[08:38] ---**
Now I can spend as much time
as I want to browse.
**[08:42] ---**
Oh, my gosh!
**[08:44] ---**
A super-rare Gundam model...
**[08:46] ---**
A 1:100 scale MG Gyan model kit,
left on the shelf so casually!
**[08:49] ---**
This toy store is incredible!
**[08:52] ---**
Well then, let's buy it and go home!
**[08:55] ---**
Huh? Hold on...
**[08:57] ---**
How am I going to buy it if I'm invisible?
**[09:01] ---**
Shoot, it's impossible.
Why didn't I realize it sooner?
***SIGN*** The fool
**[09:07] ---**
Oh well, shall I do it? Shall I just do it?
**[09:12] ---**
Do that... wicked thing?
**[09:27] ---**
That wicked trick...
***SIGN*** Matsue Castle
**[09:33] ---**
Hide a coveted item behind a
slow seller, such as that castle model.
**[09:39] ---**
I shall retreat for now.
**[09:42] ---**
And I'll ask Master Fuyuki
to do the rest...
**[09:50] ---**
The anti-barrier wore off!
**[09:53] ---**
It can't be helped.
I'll just wait until dark.
**[09:58] ---**
I-I've been seen!
***SIGN*** Reported
**[10:01] ---**
Reported.
***SIGN*** Arrested
**[10:03] ---**
Arrested.
***SIGN*** Dissected
**[10:04] ---**
Dissected.
**[10:06] ---**
Oh no!
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Oh well, I guess I'll head on home.
**[11:15] ---**
Saved. I can't believe
I haven't been discovered!
**[11:20] ---**
Well, that's fine. I'd better go home.
**[11:24] ---**
I can't get out!
**[11:26] ---**
Help meeee!
**[11:29] ---**
What does the future hold for
the locked-up Sergeant Keroro?
**[11:33] ---**
Don't touch that channel and
look forward to the second half!
**[11:43] ---**
The first step in the invasion of Earth...
**[11:46] ---**
...begins with the Sunday laundry.
**[11:51] ---**
Gee, I was really worried there for a while.
**[11:54] ---**
I seriously thought I might
end my days at that toy store.
**[11:58] ---**
Hey, are you listening?!
**[12:00] ---**
Not at all.
**[12:02] ---**
Just kidding. I'm listening, so continue.
**[12:07] ---**
In the darkness,
I tried to find a way to escape.
**[12:12] ---**
But the shutter door would not budge.
**[12:15] ---**
I searched for other exits,
**[12:17] ---**
but there was no back door,
not even a mouse hole.
**[12:21] ---**
It was when I had just about given up...
**[12:25] ---**
...that I spied a ray of light from above...!
**[12:31] ---**
My apologies!
**[12:32] ---**
My narration before the
commercial break was too exaggerated.
**[12:34] ---**
Actually, he kind of sort of escaped
kind of sort of easily, kind of sort of.
**[12:42] ---**
And I hope that no one
saw you on the way back?
**[12:47] ---**
Mmm... probably.
**[12:48] ---**
Probably?!
**[12:50] ---**
Why, you! Do you intend to
expose our platoon to danger
**[12:53] ---**
because of your silly hobby?!
**[12:55] ---**
He called Gundam model-making
a silly hobby.
**[12:58] ---**
Perhaps I should show you
the way to the real Heaven!
**[13:03] ---**
Oh, Sarge!
**[13:04] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
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Where were you last night?
I was worried.
**[13:10] ---**
Sir! Actually, I need to ask you
for a favor regarding that matter.
**[13:14] ---**
Huh? A favor?
**[13:17] ---**
Here we are, sir!
**[13:19] ---**
This is it? I know this store.
**[13:22] ---**
Gero?
**[13:23] ---**
When I was little, my father
used to bring Sis and me here.
**[13:28] ---**
Yay!
**[13:29] ---**
Yay!
**[13:31] ---**
We had a practice of getting whichever
toys we wanted once a month.
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And we always came here to buy something.
**[13:38] ---**
I never thought I'd come
here with you, Sarge.
**[13:41] ---**
Wow, they still sell toys like this.
**[13:45] ---**
Aren't you Fuyuki from the Hinata family?
**[13:48] ---**
Huh?
**[13:48] ---**
It is you!
**[13:50] ---**
My, how you've grown!
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How do you know me?
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It's easier to remember a customer's face
**[13:56] ---**
than the merchandise.
**[13:59] ---**
Are you and your sister getting along?
**[14:02] ---**
You two used to fight in front
of the store over video games.
**[14:06] ---**
I remember that! I can't
believe you remember that, too!
**[14:09] ---**
It's sorta embarrassing.
I haven't been here for so long.
**[14:13] ---**
Don't worry. You're at an age
when you're busy studying.
**[14:18] ---**
Master Fuyuki! Master Fuyuki!
**[14:23] ---**
It might be nice to reminisce,
**[14:27] ---**
but hurry and get that item!
**[14:28] ---**
Oh, right.
**[14:30] ---**
Huh? Something the matter?
**[14:32] ---**
No! It's nothing. Let's see...
**[14:35] ---**
Oh, it's behind this.
**[14:39] ---**
Hey, if it isn't Fuyuki-kun!
**[14:42] ---**
Saburo-san!
**[14:43] ---**
So you make plastic models of castles?
**[14:46] ---**
You've got peculiar taste.
**[14:47] ---**
Uh, no, this is...
**[14:49] ---**
I prefer ones like this.
**[14:51] ---**
This store is a well-kept secret.
I come here quite often.
**[14:55] ---**
Do you come here often, too?
**[14:57] ---**
This, please.
**[14:59] ---**
Sure.
***SIGN*** Oh no!
**[15:01] ---**
Err... that's...
**[15:03] ---**
Were you planning to buy this, too?
**[15:06] ---**
Well, not me, but...
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You don't mean the frog that you keep?
**[15:13] ---**
Oh, well! Well, don't hold it against me.
**[15:15] ---**
With these things, it's the
early bird who gets the worm.
**[15:18] ---**
When will you get a new order of this?
**[15:20] ---**
I'm sorry, there won't be any more.
**[15:23] ---**
What? But this is popular. It'll sell.
**[15:27] ---**
Actually, I'm thinking of closing
my shop at the end of the month.
**[15:34] ---**
Gero!
**[15:41] ---**
Business is slow, huh?
**[15:43] ---**
How many shops I know
have closed already?
**[15:47] ---**
Those faded boxes of toys
in the back of that shop
**[15:50] ---**
must've been there since
before we were even born.
**[15:55] ---**
I hadn't been there in so long.
**[15:58] ---**
Oh well, that's how it goes.
Don't worry about it, Fuyuki-kun.
**[16:06] ---**
I am powerless!
***SIGN*** Today's Agenda: Save the Toy Store
**[16:09] ---**
You slaved hard to earn that money,
**[16:11] ---**
and still couldn't buy what you wanted?
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That is really powerless!
**[16:15] ---**
That's not what I mean, sir!
**[16:16] ---**
We, the invaders of Pekopon,
**[16:19] ---**
weren't able to save one
little toy store! What a loser I am.
**[16:23] ---**
Save it and do what?
**[16:25] ---**
If you have such time, use it to
come up with a good invasion plan!
**[16:28] ---**
Invasion! Invasion!
Is that all you have in your head?!
**[16:32] ---**
Naturally! Why do you
think we came to Pekopon?!
**[16:36] ---**
Can't you understand
the feelings of that old soldier
**[16:39] ---**
who protected that
little toy store all by himself?!
**[16:43] ---**
So tell me! Just what
does a toy store have to do
**[16:46] ---**
with the invasion of Pekopon?
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Forget it! I won't ask you!
**[16:51] ---**
I have no choice. I'll go alone, sir!
***SIGN*** Save the Toy Store!
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Private 2nd Class Tamama!
**[16:57] ---**
Get the Pekoponian Suit Unit 01, ready!
**[17:00] ---**
Huh?! That one!
**[17:05] ---**
Pekoponian Suit Unit 01, launching initiated.
**[17:07] ---**
Core Block transformation begun.
**[17:13] ---**
Pilder On!
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I will speak to the old man personally
to convince him!
**[17:24] ---**
I don't think he'll take you seriously.
**[17:27] ---**
You think so, too?
**[17:29] ---**
Besides, I think it's strange
to wear a suit to a toy store.
**[17:35] ---**
Then...
**[17:39] ---**
Welcome... huh?
**[17:42] ---**
So? What kind of get-up did he go in?
**[17:46] ---**
According to him,
the perfect outfit for a toy store.
**[17:50] ---**
Perfect outfit?
**[17:55] ---**
Owner, it's a bad idea
to close your shop, sir!
**[17:59] ---**
If business is bad, I will shop like mad
at your store, sir!
**[18:05] ---**
For my first purchase,
I'll use this 3,000 yen, and...
**[18:09] ---**
Let's see, what should I get...
**[18:12] ---**
I know!
**[18:14] ---**
I'll get this today.
***SIGN*** Matsue Castle
**[18:16] ---**
Yes! Every month on my pay day,
I will come here to shop.
**[18:22] ---**
So, please continue to stay open, sir!
***SIGN*** No Way Out
**[18:31] ---**
I did it again.
**[18:33] ---**
I don't care any more!
**[18:34] ---**
From Keron, 58th Planet of the Toad Nebula,
**[18:40] ---**
I am the leader of the Special Advance Team
of the Space Invasion Forces of Keron,
**[18:43] ---**
Sergeant Keroro!
**[18:44] ---**
I will conquer Pekopon,
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sweep out the current foolish politicians,
**[18:49] ---**
and make sure the old men, and the children,
and the small toy shop owners in the towns
***SIGN*** Healthy Business
**[18:54] ---**
can live in comfort!
**[18:59] ---**
Oh, please wait, mister! I was just
kidding about conquering Pekopon, sir!
**[19:02] ---**
I just want you to do your best
like you have been all these years
**[19:06] ---**
and keep the shop open, sir!
**[19:08] ---**
And I wanted to help you
if I could... That's all! So...
**[19:13] ---**
Please don't turn me in!
**[19:20] ---**
Actually, my son in the country
and his wife just had a baby.
**[19:24] ---**
They just renovated their home
and asked me to come live with them.
**[19:30] ---**
So it's the perfect opportunity.
**[19:33] ---**
But...
**[19:34] ---**
Here you are.
**[19:36] ---**
I don't know who you are,
or where you're from.
**[19:38] ---**
But I'm very touched that
you're so concerned about my store.
**[19:43] ---**
Thank you.
***SIGN*** For lease
**[19:54] ---**
Places that just seemed normal to be there...
**[19:58] ---**
Time that just seemed normal to have...
**[20:02] ---**
We are cold to normality.
**[20:05] ---**
And that's why "normality"
cannot bear the pain and runs away.
**[20:11] ---**
Only when "normality" is gone
do we finally notice it.
**[20:15] ---**
I wonder if we'll continue to lose
even more of what's "normal"?
**[20:26] ---**
Oh, good morning, Sarge!
**[20:28] ---**
Oh, Master Fuyuki! Good morning, sir!
**[20:32] ---**
Hey, what happened to the
model of a castle from the other day?
**[20:35] ---**
Oh, when I began building it,
I realized the depth of the subject.
**[20:39] ---**
I'm sure it will make a great diorama
**[20:41] ---**
when combined with Gundam models.
**[20:43] ---**
Well, when you're done, let me know.
**[20:45] ---**
Roger that!
**[20:46] ---**
And that brings a subject to discuss.
**[20:50] ---**
The Gundam models
I have now just don't cut it.
**[20:53] ---**
I think MG Gyan would be
**[20:55] ---**
an ideal companion for the castle model.
**[20:57] ---**
Don't you want to see
how it'll turn out?
**[21:00] ---**
Well... yeah...
**[21:01] ---**
If so...
**[21:03] ---**
...will you lend me some money?
**[21:05] ---**
When we conquer Pekopon,
I will repay you two-fold!
**[21:09] ---**
No way!
**[21:10] ---**
Hey, you two! What're you up to
so early in the day?
**[21:13] ---**
Oh! Lady Natsumi,
she with the 15% raise!
**[21:18] ---**
If you let me keep your allowance,
I will triple its value.
**[21:24] ---**
As if I'd fall for such a trick!
**[21:27] ---**
You hit me! You hit me twice!
**[21:30] ---**
The road to the conquest of Earth
seems to be far, far off.
**[21:35] [SONG] ---**
Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
**[21:35] [SONG] ---**
The passwords are:
Afro and Sergeant.
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
3, 2, 1, fire!
**[21:51] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[21:51] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[21:58] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[21:58] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Ranbou ni hipparu na
Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Don't pull on it hard.
Don't pinch it so freely.
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Sore ijou chikazuku na
Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Don't come any closer!
Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
messy messy.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Kibishii tatakai da ga
tonikaku haragoshirae
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
It's a tough battle,
but first we have to eat our fill.
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Pyua na uchuu no seimei
Sunao sugite heso magari
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
A pure space life form,
so honest that he's crooked.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
The enemy has straight
blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[23:07] ---**
It's me, Natsumi!
**[23:08] ---**
Say, did you know
Japanese people write "annoying"
**[23:10] ---**
by combining characters
that mean "May" and "fly"?
**[23:12] ---**
I wonder if flies in May
are particularly annoying...
**[23:15] ---**
I think "June frog" would
also work. Don't you agree?
**[23:16] ---**
Although our frog is
annoying all year round.
**[23:19] ---**
Come to think of it,
don't they hibernate?
**[23:21] ---**
Never mind such things! Next time, we go
to the sea! It's an adventure of love!
**[23:24] ---**
"Momoka's Romantic Plan
on the South Seas, Sir!"
**[23:27] ---**
And...
**[23:27] ---**
"Momoka's Spooky Plan
on the South Seas, Sir!"
**[23:30] ---**
Two stories!
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!