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E270 - Chibi Keroro Versus Chibi Fuyuki, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:20] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:20] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:31] ---
    One Saturday afternoon.
[01:32] ---
    The idea was to quietly
    proceed with the plan.
[01:39] ---
    All right, here I go!
[01:42] ---
    Okay!
[01:45] ---
    Just do it.
[01:48] ---
    All right, click!
[01:54] ---
    Sarge!
[02:03] ---
    Chibi Keroro Versus Chibi Fuyuki, Sir!
[02:09] ---
    Let's go back about an hour...
SIGN    About an hour ago...
[02:12] ---
    The problem is Natsumi Hinata!
SIGN    Keroro Platoon Regular Meeting "What should we do now and looking towards the future..."
[02:15] ---
    No matter what plan we rack our brains
     to come up with, it'll never see us through
[02:20] ---
    to a successful invasion
    unless we break through
[02:23] ---
    Pekopon's greatest, most powerful line of
    defense: the wall that is Hinata Natsumi!
SIGN    Keroro Platoon Regular Meeting "What should we do now and looking towards the future..."
[02:27] ---
    And that's the truth!
[02:28] ---
    But it is just about
    impossible to beat Natchi.
[02:32] ---
    Besides, confronting Natsumi-dono
    is not our real motive.
[02:37] ---
    That's right!
[02:38] ---
    No matter what our plan is
    this month, it'd be in vain,
[02:43] ---
    so meeting adjourned!
[02:43] ---
    Don't you dare!
[02:45] ---
    Gero?
[02:45] ---
    A true invader has to overcome
    any and all obstacles!
[02:50] ---
    Okay, then, do you have a plan to
    overcome this obstacle, Senpai?
[02:54] ---
    I-If we could break through
    the wall that is Natsumi,
[02:57] ---
    even a child would be able
    to invade Pekopon...
[03:00] ---
    That's true.
[03:02] ---
    Even a child could do it then...
[03:05] ---
    So anyway,
[03:06] ---
    let's put a pin in it for today...
[03:09] ---
    Even a child?
[03:11] ---
    Sarge!
[03:12] ---
    Wanna play a new video game?
[03:15] ---
    Huh?
[03:16] ---
    He's not here?
[03:21] ---
    Um... Commander-dono?
[03:23] ---
    So what are you trying to do?
[03:27] ---
    It's just a little idea.
[03:30] ---
    We'll use the
    "Climb the stairs to adulthood" Gun
SIGN    "Climb the stairs to adulthood" Gun
[03:32] ---
    to turn Uncle, Giroro-san, and
    Dororo-san back into children,
[03:35] ---
    and then they'll carry out the invasion plan.
[03:38] ---
    Or, like, childhood restored?
[03:40] ---
    Turning back into children?
[03:42] ---
    I cannot make a lick of sense out of it...
[03:44] ---
    Come on, think back.
[03:47] ---
    Even Lady Natsumi...
[03:49] ---
    ...was pushed around when
    her opponents were children.
[03:53] ---
    True, that did happen.
[03:55] ---
    But if you didn't know that,
    check out the DVD.
[03:57] ---
    In other words,
[03:58] ---
    if we become cute kids,
[04:01] ---
    Lady Natsumi will be putty in our hands!
[04:05] ---
    Or, like, flawless planning?
[04:08] ---
    I see...
[04:09] ---
    Put that way, it does make sense.
[04:10] ---
    So, Kululu,
[04:12] ---
    pull the trigger.
[04:14] ---
    Okay, here I go.
[04:16] ---
    Come on!
[04:18] ---
    Sarge!
[04:30] ---
    One down!
[04:36] ---
    Cute!
[04:38] ---
    Or, like, deeply moving?
[04:40] ---
    So let us go right to the mission...
[04:43] ---
    Huh?
[04:45] ---
    What the?!
[04:48] ---
    Fukki?!
[04:49] ---
    Fuyuki-san?!
[04:50] ---
    It looks like a bystander was
    zapped back into childhood, too!
[04:54] ---
    We have to get him back to normal!
SIGN    Bash
SIGN    Occult Question
[04:58] ---
    Tama...
[04:59] ---
    Nyaaah!
[05:01] ---
    Fuyuki-san, please wait!
[05:04] ---
    Wait!
[05:07] ---
    Chibi Fuyuki shows promise.
[05:10] ---
    Fuyuki-kun was rambunctious as a little kid.
[05:13] ---
    Well, let us leave Fukki to that woman.
[05:16] ---
    Come on, Mr. Sergeant!
    Let us start the invasion plan!
[05:20] ---
    I am a little more of an adult than
    everyone today, so I will be the leader.
[05:24] ---
    Forget it!
[05:25] ---
    Did you say something?
SIGN    Fresh
[05:26] ---
    Forget it!
[05:28] ---
    That's right!
[05:29] ---
    R-Right...
[05:30] ---
    Oh, come on...
[05:32] ---
    After all, you're an adult!
[05:34] ---
    I am always treated like a child!
[05:37] ---
    From our point of view, you're an adult!
[05:40] ---
    Tama. Adults treat me like a child,
[05:43] ---
    and kids treat me like an adult.
[05:46] ---
    It is just not fair!
[05:48] ---
    We can't let an adult join the gang!
[05:51] ---
    Uh, I don't think you should be so mean.
[05:54] ---
    Sure he should!
[05:55] ---
    Get away from us, adult!
[05:57] ---
    We don't want you as a friend!
[06:00] ---
    Tama!
[06:01] ---
    Dora...!
[06:03] ---
    He ran away!
[06:05] ---
    That's what he gets. Acting all bossy,
    even though he's just Tamama.
[06:09] ---
    Pathetic! Even though he's just Tamama...
[06:12] ---
    So let's invade Pekopon by ourselves.
[06:16] ---
    Yeah!
[06:16] ---
    Let's go with the plan!
[06:19] ---
    I don't know if we can do this...
[06:20] ---
    It'll be fine!
[06:21] ---
    Leave it to me!
[06:23] ---
    Let's go!
[06:24] ---
    Yeah!
[06:24] ---
    Wait for me!
[06:28] ---
    I'll do it!
[06:29] ---
    Let me join in!
[06:30] ---
    So what are we gonna do?
[06:31] ---
    Sure.
[06:32] ---
    We're gonna invade Pekopon...
[06:34] ---
    Idiot!
[06:35] ---
    Don't tell him what we're doing!
[06:37] ---
    After all...
[06:38] ---
    Anyway,
[06:40] ---
    what are you doing here?
[06:42] ---
    What's the difference?
[06:43] ---
    Your "invade" whatever thing sounds like fun!
[06:46] ---
    Let me join you!
[06:47] ---
    What should we do?
[06:49] ---
    If he wants to join in, we should let him!
[06:52] ---
    But the thing is...
[06:54] ---
    What's your secret meeting about?
[06:57] ---
    Let me join you!
[06:58] ---
    All right! All right, already!
[07:00] ---
    You can join us!
[07:02] ---
    Yay!
[07:03] ---
    Sheesh...
SIGN    Determined
[07:04] ---
    All right!
[07:05] ---
    Let's invade Pekopon!
[07:08] ---
    Yeah!
[07:09] ---
    Wait a second.
[07:12] ---
    What do you want, old man?
[07:14] ---
    I already said we're not letting
    any adults join the club!
[07:16] ---
    Is that right?
[07:18] ---
    In that case...
[07:19] ---
    ...you don't need this, right?
SIGN    Child Saucer (Seats 4)
[07:21] ---
    A four-seat child saucer.
[07:23] ---
    Cool!
SIGN    Whisper Whisper Whisper Whisper
[07:25] ---
    Thinking time!
[07:26] ---
    Curry in Yokosuka!
[07:28] ---
    Yokohama!
[07:29] ---
    Yokosuka! Yokohama!
[07:31] ---
    Oh...
[07:32] ---
    You're one of us!
[07:33] ---
    You made the right choice, brats!
[07:36] ---
    Here. You fly it, Commander.
[07:39] ---
    Yay!
[07:45] ---
    What are you doing?!
[07:46] ---
    Let go!
[07:47] ---
    You let go!
[07:49] ---
    This is mine!
[07:50] ---
    Let go of it!
[07:52] ---
    Why would it be yours?!
[07:53] ---
    You let go of it!
[07:55] ---
    I'm the commander!
[07:57] ---
    So I get to fly it!
[08:00] ---
    What should we do?!
[08:01] ---
    Let go! It's mine!
[08:02] ---
    Both of you, stop it!
[08:03] ---
    You're stubborn!
[08:04] ---
    You've been acting stuck up the whole time!
[08:08] ---
    I'm the commander! What do you expect?
[08:10] ---
    Who decided that?!
[08:12] ---
    I'm gonna be the commander!
[08:14] ---
    Forget it!
[08:15] ---
    If I say I am, then I am!
[08:17] ---
    You guys look like two dorks!
[08:20] ---
    Since it's come to this,
    we'll have a contest to decide
[08:22] ---
    who gets to be the leader!
[08:24] ---
    A contest?
[08:25] ---
    I'm not doing any contest!
[08:27] ---
    Because you're afraid of losing!
[08:29] ---
    Of course I'm not afraid!
SIGN    If you're a man!
[08:31] ---
    If you're a man...
[08:32] ---
    ...you never run away from a challenge.
[08:34] ---
    Dad's told you that before!
[08:36] ---
    That's right!
[08:40] ---
    All right, already!
[08:41] ---
    I accept your challenge!
SIGN    Everyone's Challenge Finals Five-round Contest
[08:44] ---
    Long story short, the kids held a tournament
    to decide who was going to be commander.
[08:49] ---
    All right,
[08:50] ---
    let's start the five-round event
    to decide on the commander.
[08:53] ---
    Whoever gets three points first is commander.
[08:56] ---
    Right!
SIGN    Shoe Kickoff
[08:57] ---
    Round one. A shoe kickoff.
[09:07] ---
    Fuyuki-kun wins!
[09:09] ---
    Yeah!
[09:10] ---
    It's not over yet!
[09:12] ---
    Let's go to round two!
SIGN    Hot Bath Endurance!
[09:13] ---
    Round two. Enduring a hot bath!
[09:24] ---
    Hot!
[09:26] ---
    Keroro wins!
SIGN    Curry Without Water!
SIGN    No water?!
[09:27] ---
    Round three. Curry without water!
SIGN    Set Meals
SIGN    Noodle Dishes
[09:30] ---
    Thank you for the food!
[09:36] ---
    Spicy!
[09:38] ---
    Done!
[09:39] ---
    Fuyuki-kun wins!
[09:41] ---
    That was spicy...
[09:43] ---
    If medium-level spicy makes you
    scream, you must be a little kid!
SIGN    Muscle Man Eraser Collecting!
[09:48] ---
    Round four. Muscle Man Eraser Collecting!
SIGN    Keroro
SIGN    Fuyuki
[09:56] ---
    Keroro-kun wins!
[09:57] ---
    By a landslide!
SIGN    Willpower Showdown!
[10:00] ---
    And now the final round,
    a willpower showdown!
SIGN    Bull
[10:12] ---
    Here I go!
SIGN    Bull
[10:16] ---
    All right...
[10:24] ---
    I thought my heart was gonna stop!
[10:27] ---
    Lame!
[10:27] ---
    It's mine!
[10:29] ---
    No, mine!
[10:30] ---
    Let go of it!
[10:31] ---
    I was faster!
[10:33] ---
    No, I was faster!
[10:35] ---
    No, I was!
[10:41] ---
    That chain is too long!
[10:49] ---
    So Fuyuki, who held the ball to the end,
[10:52] ---
    is the commander!
[10:55] ---
    Shoot.
[10:57] ---
    All right, everyone!
[10:58] ---
    I'm the commander!
[11:00] ---
    Now let's invade!
[11:02] ---
    He seems dependable.
[11:04] ---
    I feel sorry for Keroro-kun, though...
[11:07] ---
    It's his fault for losing the competition!
SIGN    Natsumi
[11:18] ---
    It's nice being able to relax
[11:19] ---
    when the noisemakers are out...
[11:22] ---
    What's going on?!
[11:37] ---
    He's incorrigible.
[11:42] ---
    Stupid frog!
[11:44] ---
    Hey!
[11:46] ---
    You can't come in here!
[11:48] ---
    Fuyu...ki?
[11:50] ---
    Here!
[11:51] ---
    Please stay behind this line.
[11:55] ---
    Only members are allowed!
[12:00] ---
    Cute!
[12:03] ---
    What the heck?!
[12:04] ---
    But what's going on here?!
[12:07] ---
    They can't get back to normal
    until the effect wears off.
[12:09] ---
    Or, like, effect expires?
[12:13] ---
    What do we do next?
[12:15] ---
    If you push this button,
[12:16] ---
    a super wave cannon will go boom!
[12:19] ---
    Wave cannon? What's that?
[12:21] ---
    Just push this?
[12:35] ---
    That's one Nishizawa family satellite down!
[12:38] ---
    Awesome!
[12:42] ---
    I can't allow this!
[12:43] ---
    If these kids are free to do as they like,
[12:45] ---
    it'll cause more mayhem!
[12:47] ---
    Hey, Fuyuki...
[12:49] ---
    Should we go back upstairs?
[12:51] ---
    You go.
[12:53] ---
    You little...
[12:56] ---
    Then why don't we play
    a video game over there?
[12:58] ---
    No, thanks.
[12:59] ---
    This is more fun!
[13:00] ---
    You can have a snack.
[13:03] ---
    Shut up, already!
[13:04] ---
    Get outta here!
SIGN    Snap!
[13:06] ---
    "Get outta here"?!
[13:09] ---
    Fuyuki! That's enough!
[13:11] ---
    You don't wanna make me angry!
[13:19] ---
    Sis is mad!
[13:21] ---
    Hey... Come on... Don't cry!
[13:25] ---
    Incredible.
[13:26] ---
    Hinata Natsumi is recoiling.
[13:29] ---
    Or, like, little crier?
[13:32] ---
    Wimp!
[13:34] ---
    Only a wimp cries when
    somebody gets mad at him!
[13:37] ---
    I wouldn't cry about that.
[13:39] ---
    What?!
[13:40] ---
    Stupid frog...
[13:41] ---
    Jeez...
[13:42] ---
    Anybody who thinks crying is the answer...
[13:45] ---
    Ow-ow-ow-ow!
[13:48] ---
    What was that for?!
[13:49] ---
    See? Now you're crying!
[13:51] ---
    Because you pinched me!
[13:53] ---
    I'll get you back!
[13:55] ---
    Come on, you two! Break it up...
[13:55] ---
    I didn't pinch you that hard!
[13:58] ---
    You wanna fight?!
[13:59] ---
    Moron!
[14:00] ---
    Knock it off, Keroro!
[14:00] ---
    Fuyuki-kun!
[14:05] ---
    That's it...
[14:08] ---
    Stop it right now!
[14:12] ---
    Jeez! I won't hold back the next time!
[14:15] ---
    Okay...
[14:21] ---
    Nyaaa!
[14:22] ---
    She got mad at you!
[14:24] ---
    But it was your fault, Keroro.
[14:26] ---
    Gero?
[14:27] ---
    That's right. You teased
    him first, Keroro-kun.
[14:30] ---
    Yeah!
[14:31] ---
    You shouldn't talk to the commander that way!
[14:34] ---
    Apologize!
[14:35] ---
    Why?! I'm not gonna apologize!
[14:37] ---
    Apologize!
[14:38] ---
    Forget it!
[14:39] ---
    Apologize!
[14:40] ---
    I'm not gonna!
[14:41] ---
    All right!
[14:42] ---
    If you're not gonna apologize,
[14:44] ---
    you're fired from the Fuyuki Platoon!
[14:46] ---
    Fired?
[14:47] ---
    Fine!
[14:49] ---
    I quit your stupid Fuyuki Platoon!
[14:53] ---
    Hey! Keroro!
[14:56] ---
    Keroro-kun...
[14:58] ---
    Forget that jerk!
[15:00] ---
    Let's get back to the plan!
[15:04] ---
    Y-Yeah...
[15:09] ---
    First we'll cause trouble for her.
[15:11] ---
    And we'll do it...
[15:14] ---
    ...by eating all the snacks in the house!
[15:17] ---
    Yeah!
[15:18] ---
    Hey!
[15:20] ---
    And getting our clothes all muddy!
[15:23] ---
    Yeah!
[15:24] ---
    You guys!
[15:26] ---
    What are you trying to accomplish?
[15:28] ---
    Getting yourselves all filthy...
[15:35] ---
    If she gets mad, cry!
[15:37] ---
    Come on! Please, don't cry!
[15:43] ---
    I'm the one who feels like crying.
[15:45] ---
    What can I do to get you to stop?
[15:50] ---
    What?
[15:53] ---
    You'll stop crying if I buy you
    Reckless Reman Chocolate?
[15:57] ---
    Jeez...
[15:59] ---
    All right, fine!
[16:05] ---
    We did it!
[16:07] ---
    We drove Sis away!
[16:09] ---
    Yay!
[16:12] ---
    That was amazing, Fuyuki-kun!
[16:14] ---
    Your plan was a success!
[16:17] ---
    It was great, right?
[16:18] ---
    It feels like things will keep
    going smoothly.
[16:20] ---
    All right!
[16:21] ---
    Let's do our best!
[16:23] ---
    Yeah!
[16:25] ---
    But...
[16:26] ---
    ...it would be even better
    if Keroro-kun were with us...
[16:32] ---
    Sorry...
[16:33] ---
    All right, fine.
[16:35] ---
    Shall we reinstate him?
[16:39] ---
    Yeah!
[16:41] ---
    Reinstatement?
[16:42] ---
    Not interested.
[16:45] ---
    If you want me to come back,
[16:47] ---
    you should apologize and ask nicely.
[16:49] ---
    H-Hey, Keroro!
[16:51] ---
    Even though Fuyuki-kun
    said you can come back...
[16:57] ---
    I never said I wanna go back.
[17:01] ---
    Then never mind!
[17:02] ---
    Don't come back!
[17:04] ---
    I wasn't gonna!
[17:07] ---
    What are you saying?!
[17:08] ---
    I misjudged you, Keroro-kun.
[17:10] ---
    Let's go, you guys.
[17:12] ---
    Y-Yeah...
[17:15] ---
    I wasn't even thinking about going back.
[17:21] ---
    Hey! Let's use this to invade!
[17:32] ---
    Is it okay for a kid to use this
    without permission?
[17:35] ---
    No problem!
[17:38] ---
    But how do you work it?
SIGN    Shonen Alpha
    Captain Geroro
[17:46] ---
    What's their problem?
[17:48] ---
    Tch!
[17:50] ---
    Tama?
[17:51] ---
    Did they leave you out?
[17:53] ---
    Kero?
[17:54] ---
    They didn't especially leave me out!
[17:57] ---
    You look lonely.
[17:59] ---
    I'm not lonely!
[18:01] ---
    I was lonely when you guys kicked
    me out of the platoon earlier.
[18:06] ---
    The adult says he was "lonely"!
    What a loser!
[18:10] ---
    Mr. Sergeant...
[18:12] ---
    Both adults and children alike
    can get lonely when they are alone.
[18:18] ---
    Kero?
[18:20] ---
    An accident?
[18:22] ---
    The brats operated a mech without
    permission, and now it's out of control.
[18:27] ---
    It's a pain, but I'd better save them
    before somebody gets hurt.
[18:31] ---
    Those guys are clowns.
[18:34] ---
    This serves them right.
[18:36] ---
    Just deserts!
[18:37] ---
    Mr. Sergeant...
[18:39] ---
    Mr. Sergeant, I am going over there!
[18:49] ---
    Help!
[18:54] ---
    Stop!
[18:55] ---
    Stop!
[18:57] ---
    Fuyuki!
[18:58] ---
    Fuyuki-kun!
[19:06] ---
    G-G-G-Giroro-kun...
[19:09] ---
    Y-Yeah...
[19:23] ---
    Hold on tight!
[19:25] ---
    Thank you!
[19:29] ---
    Maybe I'll go see just how badly
    they're screwing up.
[19:34] ---
    Kero!
[19:34] ---
    What the?!
[19:45] ---
    Kero!
[19:45] ---
    Now that's dangerous!
[19:47] ---
    Help!
[19:52] ---
    Help!
[19:54] ---
    Fuyuki-san!
[19:55] ---
    Hold on!
[20:02] ---
    Fuyuki-san!
[20:03] ---
    Fuyuki!
[20:07] ---
    Keroro!
[20:08] ---
    Fuyuki!
[20:10] ---
    Keroro!
[20:15] ---
    Master Fuyuki!
[20:17] ---
    Sarge!
[20:25] ---
    Don't fall!
[20:26] ---
    I won't!
[20:30] ---
    Take this! Headbutt!
[20:33] ---
    Tamama Impact!
[20:46] ---
    Only the commander is allowed
    to pilot this thing!
[20:50] ---
    Cut me some slack. I saved you!
[20:53] ---
    All right, I guess.
[20:54] ---
    Just this once.
[20:57] ---
    So let's get back to invading together.
[21:02] ---
    Sure!
[21:04] ---
    If you need me that badly...
[21:08] ---
    Fuyuki! Are you here?
[21:10] ---
    I bought that Reckless Reman Chocolate.
[21:14] ---
    Shh!
[21:16] ---
    They're taking a nap
    after wearing themselves out.
[21:22] ---
    Well, I guess it goes to show that kids
    aren't cut out to be invaders.
[21:28] ---
    No matter where or when,
    friends are friends.
[21:31] ---
    Like the sergeant and Fuyuki-kun.
[21:39] [SONG] ---
    If the Pekoponians want an alien sample,
[21:39] [SONG] ---
    Pekopon-jin no sanpuru to shite
[21:41] [SONG] ---
    I don't mind being researched, y'know?
[21:41] [SONG] ---
    kenkyuu sarete yatte mo ii zee~?
[21:45] [SONG] ---
    Ku ku ku ku ku ku!
[21:45] [SONG] ---
    Kuu kku kku kku... nite'nee!
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    Not even close!
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    Pekoponian ☆ suits.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    Pekopon-jin ☆ suutsu
[21:53] [SONG] ---
    They are heavy suits.
[21:53] [SONG] ---
    Omoi ze suutsu
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Seasonal changes, designs updated...
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Shiizun kawatte dezain isshin
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    I'm a creator.
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Aimu a kurietaa
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Nakedian ☆ sweat.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Supponpon-jin ☆ suwetto
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Fast and light, those sweats.
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Karui ze hayai ze suwetto
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    A nude nude suit is perfect.
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    Hadaka no hadaka no suutsu de kanpeki
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Okay, Kerotto peace! V!
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Hai kerotto piisu v
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    I'm okay, I'm okay.
    My life is socially clueless.
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    Daijoubu Daijoubu
    Kuuki wa yomenai mai raifu
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    I'm okay, I'm o-shivershiver.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Daijoubu daijouburuburu
[22:10] [SONG] ---
    Okay, Kerotto dash! =3
[22:10] [SONG] ---
    Hai kerotto daasshu =3
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Major win, major win.
    Proof of popularity is a cutie face.
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Daishouri Daishouri Ninki
    no akashi da kyuutiifeisu
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Major win, majorinrin.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Daishouri daishourinrin
[22:17] [SONG] ---
    Joke flopped, last appear!
[22:17] [SONG] ---
    Subetta rasutapiaa
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    I'll cheer you on, so do your best.
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Ouen suru kara ganbatte
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    And then, I know I shouldn't
    ask for this, but...
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    Sono kawari to itcha nan dakedo
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    ...would you be my friend?
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    tomodachi ni natte kurenai ka
[22:29] [SONG] ---
    Nooooo, don't make that troubled face!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
    Sonna komatta kao shicha iyaan
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    Let's bring laughter to faraway stars.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    Tooku no hoshi mo warawaseyou
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    So don't erase my homeland.
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    Dakara furusato kesanai de
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    (Please!)
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    (Tanomu!)
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Wait, wait! My new jokes are
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Matte matte! Shin neta wa
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    Popular even on Planet Keron!
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    Keron-sei demo daikouhyou
[22:46] [SONG] ---
    (Probably?)
[22:46] [SONG] ---
    (Tabun?)
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Space is big, just how much about?
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Uchuu wa hiroi dore kurai?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    Why did you choose this place?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    Doushite koko o eranda no
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    (After me?)
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    (Ore meate?)
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    This can't be a coincidence,
    not tonight as well.
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    Guuzen ja nai yo ne kon'ya mo
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
    Naked de pon!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
    Supponpon de pon!
SIGN    What?!
[23:08] ---
    Bratterling here!
[23:10] ---
    You're pretty uppity for a Keronian.
[23:12] ---
    I'm from the planet Entourage, by the way.
[23:14] ---
    Everyone, listen to my song!
[23:18] ---
    Gero!
[23:19] ---
    Stop it!
[23:21] ---
    That aside...
[23:22] ---
    You're pretty uppity for a Keronian.
[23:24] ---
    "Tamama: It is Tough Being a Senpai, Sir!"
[23:28] ---
    "Natsumi: We Are Boys, Sir!"
[23:31] ---
    These two stories! How's that?
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!