# E270 - Chibi Keroro Versus Chibi Fuyuki, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GQJUGE4KG/chibi-keroro-versus-chibi-fuyuki-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
**[00:20] [SONG] ---**
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
**[00:20] [SONG] ---**
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
The company vacation was to Keron.
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Shain ryokou wa Keron
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero~!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Sweep the square areas circularly.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:31] ---**
One Saturday afternoon.
**[01:32] ---**
The idea was to quietly
proceed with the plan.
**[01:39] ---**
All right, here I go!
**[01:42] ---**
Okay!
**[01:45] ---**
Just do it.
**[01:48] ---**
All right, click!
**[01:54] ---**
Sarge!
**[02:03] ---**
Chibi Keroro Versus Chibi Fuyuki, Sir!
**[02:09] ---**
Let's go back about an hour...
***SIGN*** About an hour ago...
**[02:12] ---**
The problem is Natsumi Hinata!
***SIGN*** Keroro Platoon Regular Meeting "What should we do now and looking towards the future..."
**[02:15] ---**
No matter what plan we rack our brains
to come up with, it'll never see us through
**[02:20] ---**
to a successful invasion
unless we break through
**[02:23] ---**
Pekopon's greatest, most powerful line of
defense: the wall that is Hinata Natsumi!
***SIGN*** Keroro Platoon Regular Meeting "What should we do now and looking towards the future..."
**[02:27] ---**
And that's the truth!
**[02:28] ---**
But it is just about
impossible to beat Natchi.
**[02:32] ---**
Besides, confronting Natsumi-dono
is not our real motive.
**[02:37] ---**
That's right!
**[02:38] ---**
No matter what our plan is
this month, it'd be in vain,
**[02:43] ---**
so meeting adjourned!
**[02:43] ---**
Don't you dare!
**[02:45] ---**
Gero?
**[02:45] ---**
A true invader has to overcome
any and all obstacles!
**[02:50] ---**
Okay, then, do you have a plan to
overcome this obstacle, Senpai?
**[02:54] ---**
I-If we could break through
the wall that is Natsumi,
**[02:57] ---**
even a child would be able
to invade Pekopon...
**[03:00] ---**
That's true.
**[03:02] ---**
Even a child could do it then...
**[03:05] ---**
So anyway,
**[03:06] ---**
let's put a pin in it for today...
**[03:09] ---**
Even a child?
**[03:11] ---**
Sarge!
**[03:12] ---**
Wanna play a new video game?
**[03:15] ---**
Huh?
**[03:16] ---**
He's not here?
**[03:21] ---**
Um... Commander-dono?
**[03:23] ---**
So what are you trying to do?
**[03:27] ---**
It's just a little idea.
**[03:30] ---**
We'll use the
"Climb the stairs to adulthood" Gun
***SIGN*** "Climb the stairs to adulthood" Gun
**[03:32] ---**
to turn Uncle, Giroro-san, and
Dororo-san back into children,
**[03:35] ---**
and then they'll carry out the invasion plan.
**[03:38] ---**
Or, like, childhood restored?
**[03:40] ---**
Turning back into children?
**[03:42] ---**
I cannot make a lick of sense out of it...
**[03:44] ---**
Come on, think back.
**[03:47] ---**
Even Lady Natsumi...
**[03:49] ---**
...was pushed around when
her opponents were children.
**[03:53] ---**
True, that did happen.
**[03:55] ---**
But if you didn't know that,
check out the DVD.
**[03:57] ---**
In other words,
**[03:58] ---**
if we become cute kids,
**[04:01] ---**
Lady Natsumi will be putty in our hands!
**[04:05] ---**
Or, like, flawless planning?
**[04:08] ---**
I see...
**[04:09] ---**
Put that way, it does make sense.
**[04:10] ---**
So, Kululu,
**[04:12] ---**
pull the trigger.
**[04:14] ---**
Okay, here I go.
**[04:16] ---**
Come on!
**[04:18] ---**
Sarge!
**[04:30] ---**
One down!
**[04:36] ---**
Cute!
**[04:38] ---**
Or, like, deeply moving?
**[04:40] ---**
So let us go right to the mission...
**[04:43] ---**
Huh?
**[04:45] ---**
What the?!
**[04:48] ---**
Fukki?!
**[04:49] ---**
Fuyuki-san?!
**[04:50] ---**
It looks like a bystander was
zapped back into childhood, too!
**[04:54] ---**
We have to get him back to normal!
***SIGN*** Bash
***SIGN*** Occult Question
**[04:58] ---**
Tama...
**[04:59] ---**
Nyaaah!
**[05:01] ---**
Fuyuki-san, please wait!
**[05:04] ---**
Wait!
**[05:07] ---**
Chibi Fuyuki shows promise.
**[05:10] ---**
Fuyuki-kun was rambunctious as a little kid.
**[05:13] ---**
Well, let us leave Fukki to that woman.
**[05:16] ---**
Come on, Mr. Sergeant!
Let us start the invasion plan!
**[05:20] ---**
I am a little more of an adult than
everyone today, so I will be the leader.
**[05:24] ---**
Forget it!
**[05:25] ---**
Did you say something?
***SIGN*** Fresh
**[05:26] ---**
Forget it!
**[05:28] ---**
That's right!
**[05:29] ---**
R-Right...
**[05:30] ---**
Oh, come on...
**[05:32] ---**
After all, you're an adult!
**[05:34] ---**
I am always treated like a child!
**[05:37] ---**
From our point of view, you're an adult!
**[05:40] ---**
Tama. Adults treat me like a child,
**[05:43] ---**
and kids treat me like an adult.
**[05:46] ---**
It is just not fair!
**[05:48] ---**
We can't let an adult join the gang!
**[05:51] ---**
Uh, I don't think you should be so mean.
**[05:54] ---**
Sure he should!
**[05:55] ---**
Get away from us, adult!
**[05:57] ---**
We don't want you as a friend!
**[06:00] ---**
Tama!
**[06:01] ---**
Dora...!
**[06:03] ---**
He ran away!
**[06:05] ---**
That's what he gets. Acting all bossy,
even though he's just Tamama.
**[06:09] ---**
Pathetic! Even though he's just Tamama...
**[06:12] ---**
So let's invade Pekopon by ourselves.
**[06:16] ---**
Yeah!
**[06:16] ---**
Let's go with the plan!
**[06:19] ---**
I don't know if we can do this...
**[06:20] ---**
It'll be fine!
**[06:21] ---**
Leave it to me!
**[06:23] ---**
Let's go!
**[06:24] ---**
Yeah!
**[06:24] ---**
Wait for me!
**[06:28] ---**
I'll do it!
**[06:29] ---**
Let me join in!
**[06:30] ---**
So what are we gonna do?
**[06:31] ---**
Sure.
**[06:32] ---**
We're gonna invade Pekopon...
**[06:34] ---**
Idiot!
**[06:35] ---**
Don't tell him what we're doing!
**[06:37] ---**
After all...
**[06:38] ---**
Anyway,
**[06:40] ---**
what are you doing here?
**[06:42] ---**
What's the difference?
**[06:43] ---**
Your "invade" whatever thing sounds like fun!
**[06:46] ---**
Let me join you!
**[06:47] ---**
What should we do?
**[06:49] ---**
If he wants to join in, we should let him!
**[06:52] ---**
But the thing is...
**[06:54] ---**
What's your secret meeting about?
**[06:57] ---**
Let me join you!
**[06:58] ---**
All right! All right, already!
**[07:00] ---**
You can join us!
**[07:02] ---**
Yay!
**[07:03] ---**
Sheesh...
***SIGN*** Determined
**[07:04] ---**
All right!
**[07:05] ---**
Let's invade Pekopon!
**[07:08] ---**
Yeah!
**[07:09] ---**
Wait a second.
**[07:12] ---**
What do you want, old man?
**[07:14] ---**
I already said we're not letting
any adults join the club!
**[07:16] ---**
Is that right?
**[07:18] ---**
In that case...
**[07:19] ---**
...you don't need this, right?
***SIGN*** Child Saucer (Seats 4)
**[07:21] ---**
A four-seat child saucer.
**[07:23] ---**
Cool!
***SIGN*** Whisper Whisper Whisper Whisper
**[07:25] ---**
Thinking time!
**[07:26] ---**
Curry in Yokosuka!
**[07:28] ---**
Yokohama!
**[07:29] ---**
Yokosuka! Yokohama!
**[07:31] ---**
Oh...
**[07:32] ---**
You're one of us!
**[07:33] ---**
You made the right choice, brats!
**[07:36] ---**
Here. You fly it, Commander.
**[07:39] ---**
Yay!
**[07:45] ---**
What are you doing?!
**[07:46] ---**
Let go!
**[07:47] ---**
You let go!
**[07:49] ---**
This is mine!
**[07:50] ---**
Let go of it!
**[07:52] ---**
Why would it be yours?!
**[07:53] ---**
You let go of it!
**[07:55] ---**
I'm the commander!
**[07:57] ---**
So I get to fly it!
**[08:00] ---**
What should we do?!
**[08:01] ---**
Let go! It's mine!
**[08:02] ---**
Both of you, stop it!
**[08:03] ---**
You're stubborn!
**[08:04] ---**
You've been acting stuck up the whole time!
**[08:08] ---**
I'm the commander! What do you expect?
**[08:10] ---**
Who decided that?!
**[08:12] ---**
I'm gonna be the commander!
**[08:14] ---**
Forget it!
**[08:15] ---**
If I say I am, then I am!
**[08:17] ---**
You guys look like two dorks!
**[08:20] ---**
Since it's come to this,
we'll have a contest to decide
**[08:22] ---**
who gets to be the leader!
**[08:24] ---**
A contest?
**[08:25] ---**
I'm not doing any contest!
**[08:27] ---**
Because you're afraid of losing!
**[08:29] ---**
Of course I'm not afraid!
***SIGN*** If you're a man!
**[08:31] ---**
If you're a man...
**[08:32] ---**
...you never run away from a challenge.
**[08:34] ---**
Dad's told you that before!
**[08:36] ---**
That's right!
**[08:40] ---**
All right, already!
**[08:41] ---**
I accept your challenge!
***SIGN*** Everyone's Challenge Finals Five-round Contest
**[08:44] ---**
Long story short, the kids held a tournament
to decide who was going to be commander.
**[08:49] ---**
All right,
**[08:50] ---**
let's start the five-round event
to decide on the commander.
**[08:53] ---**
Whoever gets three points first is commander.
**[08:56] ---**
Right!
***SIGN*** Shoe Kickoff
**[08:57] ---**
Round one. A shoe kickoff.
**[09:07] ---**
Fuyuki-kun wins!
**[09:09] ---**
Yeah!
**[09:10] ---**
It's not over yet!
**[09:12] ---**
Let's go to round two!
***SIGN*** Hot Bath Endurance!
**[09:13] ---**
Round two. Enduring a hot bath!
**[09:24] ---**
Hot!
**[09:26] ---**
Keroro wins!
***SIGN*** Curry Without Water!
***SIGN*** No water?!
**[09:27] ---**
Round three. Curry without water!
***SIGN*** Set Meals
***SIGN*** Noodle Dishes
**[09:30] ---**
Thank you for the food!
**[09:36] ---**
Spicy!
**[09:38] ---**
Done!
**[09:39] ---**
Fuyuki-kun wins!
**[09:41] ---**
That was spicy...
**[09:43] ---**
If medium-level spicy makes you
scream, you must be a little kid!
***SIGN*** Muscle Man Eraser Collecting!
**[09:48] ---**
Round four. Muscle Man Eraser Collecting!
***SIGN*** Keroro
***SIGN*** Fuyuki
**[09:56] ---**
Keroro-kun wins!
**[09:57] ---**
By a landslide!
***SIGN*** Willpower Showdown!
**[10:00] ---**
And now the final round,
a willpower showdown!
***SIGN*** Bull
**[10:12] ---**
Here I go!
***SIGN*** Bull
**[10:16] ---**
All right...
**[10:24] ---**
I thought my heart was gonna stop!
**[10:27] ---**
Lame!
**[10:27] ---**
It's mine!
**[10:29] ---**
No, mine!
**[10:30] ---**
Let go of it!
**[10:31] ---**
I was faster!
**[10:33] ---**
No, I was faster!
**[10:35] ---**
No, I was!
**[10:41] ---**
That chain is too long!
**[10:49] ---**
So Fuyuki, who held the ball to the end,
**[10:52] ---**
is the commander!
**[10:55] ---**
Shoot.
**[10:57] ---**
All right, everyone!
**[10:58] ---**
I'm the commander!
**[11:00] ---**
Now let's invade!
**[11:02] ---**
He seems dependable.
**[11:04] ---**
I feel sorry for Keroro-kun, though...
**[11:07] ---**
It's his fault for losing the competition!
***SIGN*** Natsumi
**[11:18] ---**
It's nice being able to relax
**[11:19] ---**
when the noisemakers are out...
**[11:22] ---**
What's going on?!
**[11:37] ---**
He's incorrigible.
**[11:42] ---**
Stupid frog!
**[11:44] ---**
Hey!
**[11:46] ---**
You can't come in here!
**[11:48] ---**
Fuyu...ki?
**[11:50] ---**
Here!
**[11:51] ---**
Please stay behind this line.
**[11:55] ---**
Only members are allowed!
**[12:00] ---**
Cute!
**[12:03] ---**
What the heck?!
**[12:04] ---**
But what's going on here?!
**[12:07] ---**
They can't get back to normal
until the effect wears off.
**[12:09] ---**
Or, like, effect expires?
**[12:13] ---**
What do we do next?
**[12:15] ---**
If you push this button,
**[12:16] ---**
a super wave cannon will go boom!
**[12:19] ---**
Wave cannon? What's that?
**[12:21] ---**
Just push this?
**[12:35] ---**
That's one Nishizawa family satellite down!
**[12:38] ---**
Awesome!
**[12:42] ---**
I can't allow this!
**[12:43] ---**
If these kids are free to do as they like,
**[12:45] ---**
it'll cause more mayhem!
**[12:47] ---**
Hey, Fuyuki...
**[12:49] ---**
Should we go back upstairs?
**[12:51] ---**
You go.
**[12:53] ---**
You little...
**[12:56] ---**
Then why don't we play
a video game over there?
**[12:58] ---**
No, thanks.
**[12:59] ---**
This is more fun!
**[13:00] ---**
You can have a snack.
**[13:03] ---**
Shut up, already!
**[13:04] ---**
Get outta here!
***SIGN*** Snap!
**[13:06] ---**
"Get outta here"?!
**[13:09] ---**
Fuyuki! That's enough!
**[13:11] ---**
You don't wanna make me angry!
**[13:19] ---**
Sis is mad!
**[13:21] ---**
Hey... Come on... Don't cry!
**[13:25] ---**
Incredible.
**[13:26] ---**
Hinata Natsumi is recoiling.
**[13:29] ---**
Or, like, little crier?
**[13:32] ---**
Wimp!
**[13:34] ---**
Only a wimp cries when
somebody gets mad at him!
**[13:37] ---**
I wouldn't cry about that.
**[13:39] ---**
What?!
**[13:40] ---**
Stupid frog...
**[13:41] ---**
Jeez...
**[13:42] ---**
Anybody who thinks crying is the answer...
**[13:45] ---**
Ow-ow-ow-ow!
**[13:48] ---**
What was that for?!
**[13:49] ---**
See? Now you're crying!
**[13:51] ---**
Because you pinched me!
**[13:53] ---**
I'll get you back!
**[13:55] ---**
Come on, you two! Break it up...
**[13:55] ---**
I didn't pinch you that hard!
**[13:58] ---**
You wanna fight?!
**[13:59] ---**
Moron!
**[14:00] ---**
Knock it off, Keroro!
**[14:00] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[14:05] ---**
That's it...
**[14:08] ---**
Stop it right now!
**[14:12] ---**
Jeez! I won't hold back the next time!
**[14:15] ---**
Okay...
**[14:21] ---**
Nyaaa!
**[14:22] ---**
She got mad at you!
**[14:24] ---**
But it was your fault, Keroro.
**[14:26] ---**
Gero?
**[14:27] ---**
That's right. You teased
him first, Keroro-kun.
**[14:30] ---**
Yeah!
**[14:31] ---**
You shouldn't talk to the commander that way!
**[14:34] ---**
Apologize!
**[14:35] ---**
Why?! I'm not gonna apologize!
**[14:37] ---**
Apologize!
**[14:38] ---**
Forget it!
**[14:39] ---**
Apologize!
**[14:40] ---**
I'm not gonna!
**[14:41] ---**
All right!
**[14:42] ---**
If you're not gonna apologize,
**[14:44] ---**
you're fired from the Fuyuki Platoon!
**[14:46] ---**
Fired?
**[14:47] ---**
Fine!
**[14:49] ---**
I quit your stupid Fuyuki Platoon!
**[14:53] ---**
Hey! Keroro!
**[14:56] ---**
Keroro-kun...
**[14:58] ---**
Forget that jerk!
**[15:00] ---**
Let's get back to the plan!
**[15:04] ---**
Y-Yeah...
**[15:09] ---**
First we'll cause trouble for her.
**[15:11] ---**
And we'll do it...
**[15:14] ---**
...by eating all the snacks in the house!
**[15:17] ---**
Yeah!
**[15:18] ---**
Hey!
**[15:20] ---**
And getting our clothes all muddy!
**[15:23] ---**
Yeah!
**[15:24] ---**
You guys!
**[15:26] ---**
What are you trying to accomplish?
**[15:28] ---**
Getting yourselves all filthy...
**[15:35] ---**
If she gets mad, cry!
**[15:37] ---**
Come on! Please, don't cry!
**[15:43] ---**
I'm the one who feels like crying.
**[15:45] ---**
What can I do to get you to stop?
**[15:50] ---**
What?
**[15:53] ---**
You'll stop crying if I buy you
Reckless Reman Chocolate?
**[15:57] ---**
Jeez...
**[15:59] ---**
All right, fine!
**[16:05] ---**
We did it!
**[16:07] ---**
We drove Sis away!
**[16:09] ---**
Yay!
**[16:12] ---**
That was amazing, Fuyuki-kun!
**[16:14] ---**
Your plan was a success!
**[16:17] ---**
It was great, right?
**[16:18] ---**
It feels like things will keep
going smoothly.
**[16:20] ---**
All right!
**[16:21] ---**
Let's do our best!
**[16:23] ---**
Yeah!
**[16:25] ---**
But...
**[16:26] ---**
...it would be even better
if Keroro-kun were with us...
**[16:32] ---**
Sorry...
**[16:33] ---**
All right, fine.
**[16:35] ---**
Shall we reinstate him?
**[16:39] ---**
Yeah!
**[16:41] ---**
Reinstatement?
**[16:42] ---**
Not interested.
**[16:45] ---**
If you want me to come back,
**[16:47] ---**
you should apologize and ask nicely.
**[16:49] ---**
H-Hey, Keroro!
**[16:51] ---**
Even though Fuyuki-kun
said you can come back...
**[16:57] ---**
I never said I wanna go back.
**[17:01] ---**
Then never mind!
**[17:02] ---**
Don't come back!
**[17:04] ---**
I wasn't gonna!
**[17:07] ---**
What are you saying?!
**[17:08] ---**
I misjudged you, Keroro-kun.
**[17:10] ---**
Let's go, you guys.
**[17:12] ---**
Y-Yeah...
**[17:15] ---**
I wasn't even thinking about going back.
**[17:21] ---**
Hey! Let's use this to invade!
**[17:32] ---**
Is it okay for a kid to use this
without permission?
**[17:35] ---**
No problem!
**[17:38] ---**
But how do you work it?
***SIGN*** Shonen Alpha
Captain Geroro
**[17:46] ---**
What's their problem?
**[17:48] ---**
Tch!
**[17:50] ---**
Tama?
**[17:51] ---**
Did they leave you out?
**[17:53] ---**
Kero?
**[17:54] ---**
They didn't especially leave me out!
**[17:57] ---**
You look lonely.
**[17:59] ---**
I'm not lonely!
**[18:01] ---**
I was lonely when you guys kicked
me out of the platoon earlier.
**[18:06] ---**
The adult says he was "lonely"!
What a loser!
**[18:10] ---**
Mr. Sergeant...
**[18:12] ---**
Both adults and children alike
can get lonely when they are alone.
**[18:18] ---**
Kero?
**[18:20] ---**
An accident?
**[18:22] ---**
The brats operated a mech without
permission, and now it's out of control.
**[18:27] ---**
It's a pain, but I'd better save them
before somebody gets hurt.
**[18:31] ---**
Those guys are clowns.
**[18:34] ---**
This serves them right.
**[18:36] ---**
Just deserts!
**[18:37] ---**
Mr. Sergeant...
**[18:39] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, I am going over there!
**[18:49] ---**
Help!
**[18:54] ---**
Stop!
**[18:55] ---**
Stop!
**[18:57] ---**
Fuyuki!
**[18:58] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[19:06] ---**
G-G-G-Giroro-kun...
**[19:09] ---**
Y-Yeah...
**[19:23] ---**
Hold on tight!
**[19:25] ---**
Thank you!
**[19:29] ---**
Maybe I'll go see just how badly
they're screwing up.
**[19:34] ---**
Kero!
**[19:34] ---**
What the?!
**[19:45] ---**
Kero!
**[19:45] ---**
Now that's dangerous!
**[19:47] ---**
Help!
**[19:52] ---**
Help!
**[19:54] ---**
Fuyuki-san!
**[19:55] ---**
Hold on!
**[20:02] ---**
Fuyuki-san!
**[20:03] ---**
Fuyuki!
**[20:07] ---**
Keroro!
**[20:08] ---**
Fuyuki!
**[20:10] ---**
Keroro!
**[20:15] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[20:17] ---**
Sarge!
**[20:25] ---**
Don't fall!
**[20:26] ---**
I won't!
**[20:30] ---**
Take this! Headbutt!
**[20:33] ---**
Tamama Impact!
**[20:46] ---**
Only the commander is allowed
to pilot this thing!
**[20:50] ---**
Cut me some slack. I saved you!
**[20:53] ---**
All right, I guess.
**[20:54] ---**
Just this once.
**[20:57] ---**
So let's get back to invading together.
**[21:02] ---**
Sure!
**[21:04] ---**
If you need me that badly...
**[21:08] ---**
Fuyuki! Are you here?
**[21:10] ---**
I bought that Reckless Reman Chocolate.
**[21:14] ---**
Shh!
**[21:16] ---**
They're taking a nap
after wearing themselves out.
**[21:22] ---**
Well, I guess it goes to show that kids
aren't cut out to be invaders.
**[21:28] ---**
No matter where or when,
friends are friends.
**[21:31] ---**
Like the sergeant and Fuyuki-kun.
**[21:39] [SONG] ---**
If the Pekoponians want an alien sample,
**[21:39] [SONG] ---**
Pekopon-jin no sanpuru to shite
**[21:41] [SONG] ---**
I don't mind being researched, y'know?
**[21:41] [SONG] ---**
kenkyuu sarete yatte mo ii zee~?
**[21:45] [SONG] ---**
Ku ku ku ku ku ku!
**[21:45] [SONG] ---**
Kuu kku kku kku... nite'nee!
**[21:47] [SONG] ---**
Not even close!
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
Pekoponian ☆ suits.
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
Pekopon-jin ☆ suutsu
**[21:53] [SONG] ---**
They are heavy suits.
**[21:53] [SONG] ---**
Omoi ze suutsu
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Seasonal changes, designs updated...
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Shiizun kawatte dezain isshin
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
I'm a creator.
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Aimu a kurietaa
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Nakedian ☆ sweat.
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Supponpon-jin ☆ suwetto
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Fast and light, those sweats.
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Karui ze hayai ze suwetto
**[22:02] [SONG] ---**
A nude nude suit is perfect.
**[22:02] [SONG] ---**
Hadaka no hadaka no suutsu de kanpeki
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Okay, Kerotto peace! V!
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Hai kerotto piisu v
**[22:05] [SONG] ---**
I'm okay, I'm okay.
My life is socially clueless.
**[22:05] [SONG] ---**
Daijoubu Daijoubu
Kuuki wa yomenai mai raifu
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
I'm okay, I'm o-shivershiver.
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
Daijoubu daijouburuburu
**[22:10] [SONG] ---**
Okay, Kerotto dash! =3
**[22:10] [SONG] ---**
Hai kerotto daasshu =3
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
Major win, major win.
Proof of popularity is a cutie face.
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
Daishouri Daishouri Ninki
no akashi da kyuutiifeisu
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Major win, majorinrin.
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Daishouri daishourinrin
**[22:17] [SONG] ---**
Joke flopped, last appear!
**[22:17] [SONG] ---**
Subetta rasutapiaa
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
I'll cheer you on, so do your best.
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Ouen suru kara ganbatte
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
And then, I know I shouldn't
ask for this, but...
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Sono kawari to itcha nan dakedo
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
...would you be my friend?
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
tomodachi ni natte kurenai ka
**[22:29] [SONG] ---**
Nooooo, don't make that troubled face!
**[22:29] [SONG] ---**
Sonna komatta kao shicha iyaan
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Let's bring laughter to faraway stars.
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Tooku no hoshi mo warawaseyou
**[22:36] [SONG] ---**
So don't erase my homeland.
**[22:36] [SONG] ---**
Dakara furusato kesanai de
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
(Please!)
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
(Tanomu!)
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Wait, wait! My new jokes are
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Matte matte! Shin neta wa
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Popular even on Planet Keron!
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Keron-sei demo daikouhyou
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
(Probably?)
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
(Tabun?)
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Space is big, just how much about?
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Uchuu wa hiroi dore kurai?
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
Why did you choose this place?
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
Doushite koko o eranda no
**[22:52] [SONG] ---**
(After me?)
**[22:52] [SONG] ---**
(Ore meate?)
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
This can't be a coincidence,
not tonight as well.
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Guuzen ja nai yo ne kon'ya mo
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
**[23:00] [SONG] ---**
Naked de pon!
**[23:00] [SONG] ---**
Supponpon de pon!
***SIGN*** What?!
**[23:08] ---**
Bratterling here!
**[23:10] ---**
You're pretty uppity for a Keronian.
**[23:12] ---**
I'm from the planet Entourage, by the way.
**[23:14] ---**
Everyone, listen to my song!
**[23:18] ---**
Gero!
**[23:19] ---**
Stop it!
**[23:21] ---**
That aside...
**[23:22] ---**
You're pretty uppity for a Keronian.
**[23:24] ---**
"Tamama: It is Tough Being a Senpai, Sir!"
**[23:28] ---**
"Natsumi: We Are Boys, Sir!"
**[23:31] ---**
These two stories! How's that?
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!