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E195 - Natsumi: Take Me Out to the Snowland, Sir! / Keroro: Hot Springs are All About the Table-Tennis, Sir!

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[00:03] [SONG] ---
    Hey, everybody in front of the TV.
    We love Earth invasions to death right now.
[00:03] [SONG] ---
    "Yaa, terebi no mae no minna! Oretachi wa ima,
    chikyuu shinryaku ni zokkon nan da."
[00:09] [SONG] ---
    Listen, though, going to Earth
    by bicycle is totally impossible!
[00:09] [SONG] ---
    "Nee, demo jitensha de chikyuu
    ni iku nante zettai muri!"
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    You're right. You're absolutely right.
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    "Sou da. Sono toori da."
[00:15] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:15] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:24] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva!
[00:24] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
    When I make toast,
    both sides get charred black!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
    Toosuto yake wa ryoumen makkuroke
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Of course. It's always overdone.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    "Kimatte iru. Yakisugi ni kimatte iru n' da."
SIGN    Overdone
[00:33] [SONG] ---
    Everyone's listening in on my whispering.
[00:33] [SONG] ---
    Hisohisobanashi minna kiite iru
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    No, calm down. What you're doing
    isn't called whispering.
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    "Iya ochitsuku n' da. Sore
    wa hisohiso to wa iwanai zo."
SIGN    Whispering
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    The traffic lights are all red!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Shingouki wa aka darake
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    Mmm, not all days are like that.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    n'aa Sonna hi bakari de wa nai sa
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Aw, you're cheering me up?
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    "Nagusamete kurete'ru no?"
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Yes. Life should be looked at through a
    long lens. You get what I mean, right?
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    "Sou da. Jinsei tte no wa nagai me
    de miru beki na n' da. Wakaru daro?"
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Be that as it may, I do get hungry.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Saredo hara wa heru
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    You let things get to you quite easily...
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    Wari to utare yowai n' da...
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    I know... I want to change that.
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    "Wakatte'ru... Kawaritai tte omotte'ru."
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    It's coincidence! It's
    coincidence, I tell you!
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Tamatama da yo Tamatama datteba
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Forcibly rose-colored.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Muriyari barairo
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Glittering tears, too, are a badge of honor.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Kirari namida mo kunshou sa
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    Let's laugh it off!
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    Kerori waraitobasou
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva!
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba!
SIGN    Winter...
[01:32] ---
    Winter...
[01:35] ---
    Winter brings to mind nabe,
    which is nice, but...
[01:39] ---
    Come on, there's more to winter
    than that! There's more!
[01:42] ---
    Skiing! Skiing!
[01:44] ---
    I want to go skiing, sir!
[01:46] ---
    If not now, then when?
[01:49] ---
    Destination, skiing! Let's go, skiing!
SIGN     Ski ♡
SIGN     Ski ♡
SIGN    Ski♡ Ski♡ Ski♡ Ski♡ Ski♡ Ski♡ Ski♡ Ski♡ Ski♡
[01:51] ---
    Ski! Ski! Suki suki!
[01:54] ---
    We see eye-to-eye for once!
[01:57] ---
    Sounds good to me.
    I want to go skiing, too!
[02:00] ---
    You say it, girl!
[02:02] ---
    Hey there, girl of the slopes!
[02:04] ---
    You say skiing,
[02:06] ---
    but all it really is is climbing up,
    sliding down, and doing it all over again...
[02:10] ---
    Just repetitive back-and forth
    up-and-down unproductive movement...
SIGN    Door to his heart Sealed Shut!!
[02:17] ---
    What's with that flat reaction?!
[02:19] ---
    Why not go and study abominable
    snowmen and snowwomen on the slopes?
[02:23] ---
    Hmm...
[02:25] ---
    Well, that might be okay.
[02:27] ---
    Yahoo! Then it's settled!
[02:29] ---
    You mustn't do that.
SIGN    Why? It's pretty obvious, though
[02:31] ---
    Wh-Why?
[02:33] ---
    I can't let children and aliens
    go off skiing on their own.
[02:37] ---
    I have work tomorrow.
[02:39] ---
    But it's okay if you have an adult with you!
[02:44] ---
    Looks like it's time for
    this baby again, then.
[02:47] ---
    The "Climb the stairs to adulthood" Gun!
SIGN    "Climb the stairs to adulthood" Gun
[02:51] ---
    Haven't brought this one out in a while!
[02:53] ---
    Wha?! Then...
[03:01] ---
    Natsumi: Take Me Out to
    the Snowland, Sir!
[03:07] ---
    And so, we find ourselves
    on the charming slopes!
[03:12] ---
    Oh, and here we have our charming woman!
[03:15] ---
    Who is Natsumi-chan, now an adult.
SIGN    Welcome to Kasosugi Village Ski Resort Kasosugi Village is a sister village to Hicksville
[03:20] ---
    Does it have to be this way?
[03:23] ---
    I promised my little sister
    I'd do all her homework for her.
[03:27] ---
    I promised my big sis I'd be her slave and
    let her boss me around for the rest of my life.
SIGN    Welcome to Kasosugi Village Ski Resort Kasosugi Village is a sister village to Hicksville
[03:32] ---
    S-Slave?
SIGN    Kasosugi Village Hall
[03:33] ---
    Wanna trade?
SIGN    First Prize
[03:37] ---
    I can't believe the single Dunhed model
    that was sleeping at the back of our shop...
[03:42] ---
    ...could bring such
    liveliness to our village!
[03:45] ---
    Mayor!
[03:46] ---
    Yes!
[03:47] ---
    Overtake Hicksville!
[03:50] ---
    The stupid frog must be after that thing.
[03:53] ---
    Honestly. He's unbelievable.
[03:55] ---
    I guess I'll keep
    my distance from this place.
[03:59] ---
    Milady, as per Master Tamama's information,
[04:02] ---
    Master Fuyuki's party has reportedly arrived
    at this Depopulous Village Ski Resort.
[04:08] ---
    But, Paul, I wonder if the ski-slope
    effect is really a real thing?
[04:12] ---
    It most certainly is.
[04:14] ---
    Snow is an all-natural
    beauty light-boosting artist!
SIGN    Attractiveness Boost Tripled
[04:18] ---
    It is said to have the ability
    to triple your attractiveness!
[04:22] ---
    Uh, actually, the saying is normally
    that it boosts it by 30%.
[04:26] ---
    And take a look at that symbol!
[04:29] ---
    That is the cross-point
    worked out by our supercomputer!
[04:34] ---
    If Master Fuyuki stands on that point,
    and gazes at you from there, milady,
[04:39] ---
    the angle of the light,
    his psychological state,
[04:41] ---
    the background—all these elements
    and more will synchronize,
[04:44] ---
    and you will have a grip on his heart
    as tight as an eagle's talons!
[04:48] ---
    An eagle's grip...
[04:51] ---
    Which is why I have titled this...
[04:52] ---
    "Grand Operation to Seize Master Fuyuki's Heart
    in an Eagle's Grip with the Ski-Slope Effect!"
SIGN    Grand Operation to Seize Master Fuyuki's Heart in an Eagle's Grip with the Ski-Slope Effect
[04:57] ---
    And all Fuyuki-kun has
    to do is stand there!
[05:02] ---
    Meanwhile, the very same Fuyuki-kun was...
[05:12] ---
    I fell backwards, exactly as I predicted!
[05:16] ---
    It's cold and painful, and there's
    no abominable snowmen or snowwomen,
[05:20] ---
    but it feels so good,
     I can forget all about it!
[05:22] ---
    Hey! Hey! Hey!
[05:25] ---
    Ya!
[05:26] ---
    Sarge?!
[05:30] ---
    Wow! You're amazing, Sarge!
SIGN    Active Fault
[05:33] ---
    Even when there's snow all on top of them, the
    active faults still stand right out, don't they?
[05:39] ---
    Ahh...
[05:41] ---
    Or, like, selfish dreaming?
[05:43] ---
    Just as long as you're only looking.
[05:47] ---
    When night comes, I'll eat mochi
    with Natsumi-san in this snow hut!
[05:51] ---
    Snow hut, huh.
[05:58] ---
    Hm? Wasn't Natsumi-chan supposed
    to be a sports all-star?
[06:02] ---
    I'm great at skiing, but today's
    my first time on a snowboard.
[06:08] ---
    You're lookin' sexy, girl!
[06:10] ---
    W-Wanna play with us a-after skiin'?
[06:14] ---
    Sigh... Again?
[06:17] ---
    I'm warning you guys, watch yourselves.
    I'm a lot stronger, now I'm—
[06:23] ---
    Huh?
[06:24] ---
    I can't move freely on the snowboard!
[06:26] ---
    It's so lovely how you're assertive
    an' at the same time klutzy!
[06:30] ---
    You look like you'd be worth goin' out with!
SIGN    Snow Torpedo
SIGN    Direct Hit!!
[06:38] ---
    Direct hit with snow torpedo!
[06:40] ---
    Never underestimate a mountain kid!
[06:44] ---
    There was another one!
[06:51] ---
    Tumble down to the depths of hell.
[06:55] ---
    Giroro!
[06:57] ---
    Looks like you let your
    guard down again, Natsumi.
[07:00] ---
    This is a battlefield—
    a ski slope only by name.
[07:03] ---
    How could you let those people
    get the better of you?
[07:09] ---
    Thank you!
[07:10] ---
    Tha—?!
SIGN    Ba-dump!!
[07:11] ---
    Direct hit with ski-slope effect!
    From an adult Natsumi-chan!
SIGN    Giroro's heart beating violently!!
SIGN    Clang!
SIGN    Sunk
[07:30] ---
    Also sunk!
[07:32] ---
    What are you doing, Giroro?
[07:36] ---
    Hi! I thought you'd be coming, Natsumi!
[07:39] ---
    Honey-san?
[07:41] ---
    I won't lose this time!
[07:43] ---
    Huh?
[07:44] ---
    Okay, here we go!
SIGN    First Place Prize
[07:48] ---
    What's this ripoff-looking mech?
[07:51] ---
    No, no. It is no ripoff, Tamama-kun.
[07:55] ---
    They took the great risk of taking giant robots
    from anime into the world of live action,
SIGN    Live-Action Version!!
SIGN    Tokusatsu Robot Action!!
[07:59] ---
    and ultimately disappeared after making just
    one little-known movie called Dunhed.
SIGN    Surpassed Hollywood!
[08:02] ---
    And this is its model.
[08:05] ---
    It is a rare item whose sheer scarcity has
    earned it legendary status in some circles!
[08:10] ---
    And of course, a true obsessive could
    never overlook such a thing, right?
[08:13] ---
    Gero?! My archrival, Master Saburo!
SIGN    Kasosugi Village Ski Resort Beauties on the Slopes Contest
[08:16] ---
    I thought you'd do this,
    so I went and asked Honey-san.
[08:21] ---
    Honey-san! Good luck!
[08:23] ---
    Okay, Saburo! Leave it to me!
SIGN    Kasosugi Village Ski Resort Beauties on the Slopes Contest
[08:27] ---
    Saburo-senpai?
[08:28] ---
    Ah! Natchi! Good luck!
[08:31] ---
    Who knew there'd be so many
    Dunhed nuts here?
[08:34] ---
    Never underestimate fanatics, sir!
[08:36] ---
    Wait, why do I have to participate
    in the race for the stupid frog?!
[08:49] ---
    Well, whatever. I just have to retire.
[08:52] ---
    Come on, lass!
[08:53] ---
    Huh?
[08:54] ---
    Go for it!!
[09:03] ---
    3 meters more...
[09:05] ---
    Milady... it will be any moment.
[09:07] ---
    Please prepare.
[09:08] ---
    Yes!
[09:11] ---
    I... I'm so embarrassed... but...
[09:15] ---
    Now... Fuyuki-kun will...
[09:20] ---
    Move, move!
[09:23] ---
    I'm sorry, Fuyuki!
[09:25] ---
    That's so mean, Sis!
[09:29] ---
    Oh no!
[09:30] ---
    Let's chase those chicks!
[09:33] ---
    Yeah!
SIGN    Triple Visual Boost In Progress!!
[09:42] ---
    She's so cute...
[09:44] ---
    I'm fallin' for her!
[09:45] ---
    Me, too.
[09:46] ---
    Me, too!
[09:47] ---
    You freaks...
[09:49] ---
    ...aren't part of the picture!
SIGN    Anger Triple Boost
[09:54] ---
    I can't beat temptation, after all!
[09:58] ---
    I'll just poke it a little bit!
[10:01] ---
    Huh?
[10:02] ---
    Whaaaaa?!
[10:05] ---
    N-Natsumi-san?! Look ooooooout!
[10:09] ---
    No more!
[10:12] ---
    Natsumi-san!
[10:13] ---
    Koyuki-dono!
[10:16] ---
    Natsumi-san, what's wrong?
[10:19] ---
    I was forced... into the race...
[10:21] ---
    I see! A race!
[10:23] ---
    We shall assist you.
[10:25] ---
    Aeolus Blast!
[10:28] ---
    Gale Formation!
[10:36] ---
    Today, I'm finally going to be the champion!
[10:40] ---
    What?
[10:48] ---
    And the winner is Hinata Natsumi-san!
[10:51] ---
    Oh no!
[10:52] ---
    Yahoo! That's our Lady Natsumi, sir!
[10:57] ---
    Natsumi-chan really is strong.
[11:00] ---
    She's taken the Dunhed from me.
SIGN    First Place Prize
[11:03] ---
    Here you go. What you wanted.
[11:05] ---
    Gero? Why give it to me?
[11:08] ---
    What do you mean, "why"?
    You came here wanting this, right?
[11:12] ---
    Ungh...
[11:13] ---
    Dunhed's outside my area of interest.
SIGN    No particular interest
[11:16] ---
    Give it to Master Saburo, ma'am.
[11:19] ---
    Wha?!
[11:25] ---
    I simply wanted to enjoy
    skiing with everyone, ma'am.
[11:30] ---
    It was a total coincidence that
    there was a Dunhed here, ma'am.
[11:40] ---
    Huh? What's with those reactions?
[11:43] ---
    I came here by Enoden!
[11:45] ---
    So I always have to be plotting
    something, is that it?!
[11:49] ---
    Kululu! Let's go buy Kamakura hanpen!
[11:52] ---
    It was a winter's day exemplifying
    the way we are judged by our daily conduct.
SIGN    Winter...
[12:06] ---
    Winter...
[12:08] ---
    Winter brings to mind nabe,
    which is nice, but...
[12:13] ---
    ...hot springs are nice, too!
[12:16] ---
    This feels good!
[12:18] ---
    Paradise, paradise!
[12:20] ---
    Or, like, deluxe hot springs?
[12:23] ---
    I hope we're not taking advantage too much
    of the Nishizawa Peach Group's hotel.
[12:28] ---
    Oh, no, it's more fun when you all stay.
[12:31] ---
    And now Fuyuki-kun's heart will be
[12:34] ---
    grabbed in an eagle's grip by the
    freshly-bathed yukata effect!
[12:37] ---
    Oh!
[12:42] ---
    This constricting feeling...
[12:45] ---
    So good...
SIGN    Table-tennis table
[12:50] ---
    Why are there always table-tennis tables
    at hot springs, anyway?
[12:55] ---
    I don't think they're always...
[12:57] ---
    Maybe they make the hot spring
    look more rustic?
SIGN    Slow but Steady Wins the Race
SIGN    Rustic
[13:01] ---
    Newly-constructed ones have them, too.
[13:03] ---
    And this is the only time when those ones
    who stay far away from sports...
[13:07] ---
    Sarge, wanna play table-tennis?
[13:09] ---
    ...say stuff like that, sir.
[13:12] ---
    H-He's right.
[13:16] ---
    Keroro: Hot Springs are All About
    the Table-Tennis, Sir!
SIGN    Men's
SIGN    Women's
[13:25] ---
    There!
[13:26] ---
    Kero!
[13:28] ---
    Ah! Mr. Sergeant and Fukki
    are playing ping-pong!
[13:35] ---
    That bath was lovely!
SIGN    Ba-dump!!
[13:38] ---
    Direct hit with the
    freshly-bathed yukata effect!
SIGN    Giroro's heart beating violently!!
[13:43] ---
    Oh, yeah! The freshly-bathed
    yukata effect is super effective!
[13:51] ---
    Take that!
[13:52] ---
    He isn't looking.
[13:53] ---
    Milady! To be doubly sure, I will go and
    prepare Part II of the Ski-Slope Effect!
[13:59] ---
    Please do.
SIGN    Men's
SIGN    Women's
[14:05] ---
    Hot springs are all about the table-tennis.
[14:08] ---
    Or, like, scheduled event?
[14:10] ---
    But why table-tennis at hot springs?
[14:13] ---
    Well... that escapes even me...
[14:16] ---
    Look at Fuyuki, though!
    He's actually doing kind of okay!
[14:19] ---
    It is amazing that he is
    keeping it up for so long!
[14:28] ---
    How manly Fuyuki-kun looks!
[14:30] ---
    Truly a prince of table-tennis!
[14:32] ---
    I want to play table-tennis
    with Fuyuki-kun, too!
[14:36] ---
    It's not that I'm good.
[14:38] ---
    It's just because Sarge is
    hitting me back easy balls.
[14:41] ---
    What does that mean?
[14:43] ---
    Look at Keroro's movements.
[14:50] ---
    He's so small!
[14:52] ---
    Keronians are at a height disadvantage!
[14:55] ---
    Not that.
[14:56] ---
    Our honorable leader,
    though he is moving very actively,
[15:00] ---
    is aiming the ball with precision
    at Fuyuki-kun's extended racket!
[15:05] ---
    No matter how Fuyuki returns the ball,
    he's returning it back to him in the same place.
[15:10] ---
    Mr. Sergeant is so amazing!
[15:13] ---
    Or, like, superb technique?
[15:15] ---
    So... the stupid frog is pretty good, then!
[15:21] ---
    We shall finish this tonight!
[15:23] ---
    Yeah!
SIGN    Yeah!!
SIGN    Now!
[15:34] ---
    Ahhhh, this sucks!
[15:36] ---
    I have been called the Ping-Pong
    Ai-chan of Planet Keron.
[15:39] ---
    You stand no chance against me, ma'am!
[15:41] ---
    Natsumi-san! I will avenge you!
[15:44] ---
    Steel yourself!
[15:46] ---
    What you say?!
SIGN    Slow but Steady Wins the Race
[15:49] ---
    Ninja Art: Konohagakure no Jutsu!
[15:58] ---
    Yes! Avenged!
[16:00] ---
    Is that allowed?!
[16:04] ---
    How dare you do that to my Mr. Sergeant?
[16:07] ---
    Gero.
[16:08] ---
    If that's how you're gonna
    play it, I'll play the same!
[16:12] ---
    Wait, how do you play ping-pong?
SIGN    Men's
SIGN    Women's
[16:18] ---
    Private Tamama... Sit back down
    and learn by watching, sir.
[16:23] ---
    Okay!
SIGN    Slow but Steady Wins the Race
[16:26] ---
    Here!
[16:28] ---
    There!
[16:29] ---
    Lady Mois, you're pretty good, ma'am!
[16:31] ---
    Thank you very much!
[16:34] ---
    Or, like, deeply thankful?
[16:35] ---
    That woman! Quit slackin' off!
[16:39] ---
    It does seem to be lacking tension.
[16:41] ---
    But this is nice as well, don't you think?
[16:43] ---
    Ohh!
SIGN    Slow but Steady Wins the Race
[16:45] ---
    I'm sorry, Uncle...
[16:48] ---
    I messed up...
[16:50] ---
    Oh, no, no, it's impressive that you
    kept it going for so long, ma'am!
[16:56] ---
    Gero gero gero gero.
[16:57] ---
    That little...!
[16:59] ---
    Okay, next! Giroro!
[17:02] ---
    Play with me?
[17:03] ---
    Play with me?
SIGN    Play with me?
[17:05] ---
    Play with me? Play with me?
[17:08] ---
    B-Bring it on!
SIGN    Slow but Steady Wins the Race
[17:12] ---
    Here I come, Giroro!
[17:14] ---
    Okay!
[17:17] ---
    Here I come!
[17:19] ---
    Here I come! Here I come!
[17:21] ---
    Here I come!
[17:23] ---
    He...re... I... come...
[17:27] ---
    Giroro? What's wrong?
[17:29] ---
    Ah... ahh... Sorry...
[17:31] ---
    Huh. So Giroro's bad at table-tennis!
[17:34] ---
    Okay, let's take it slow.
SIGN    Slow but Steady Wins the Race
[17:36] ---
    There.
[17:39] ---
    Hup.
[17:44] ---
    And tap!
[17:49] ---
    What is this... pleasant feeling that...
    melts my soldier's heart...
[17:51] ---
    Here I come, Giroro!
[17:54] ---
    Pick it up, Giroro!
[17:55] ---
    I-I-I-Is this...
[17:56] ---
    Is this the thing they call
    hot-spring table-tennis?
[17:59] ---
    Yup. Life is always a mountain—
SIGN    Sunk
[18:08] ---
    Ultimately, Giroro was sunk!
[18:10] ---
    U-Um...
[18:12] ---
    F-Fuyuikini...
[18:15] ---
    Hey, Nishizawa-san,
    why don't you and I play a game?
[18:18] ---
    O-Okay!
[18:22] ---
    There!
SIGN    Slow but Steady Wins the Race
[18:31] ---
    Ahh... this is so... thrilling!
[18:34] ---
    I never thought I'd be able to play
    table-tennis with Fuyuki-kun like this!
[18:46] ---
    I'm...
[18:47] ---
    ...falling for Fuyuki-kun's
    freshly-bathed yukata effeffeffefe...
[18:52] ---
    Nishizawa-san!
[18:54] ---
    Momocchi!
SIGN    Nishizawa Momoka: Diagnosis
SIGN    Just Lovesick!
[18:56] ---
    Ahh, she's just lovesick, that's all.
[19:04] ---
    Ah, Nishizawa-san!
[19:05] ---
    F-Fufuyuhiyaki-fun...
[19:09] ---
    Momoka-chan, fainted once again!
[19:11] ---
    And finally, you, stupid
    frog! A revenge match!
[19:15] ---
    Try as you like, the result
    will be the same, ma'am!
[19:17] ---
    You never know until you try!
[19:19] ---
    Very well, ma'am!
[19:21] ---
    I accept your challenge, Lady Natsumi!
[19:26] ---
    Good luck, Mr. Sergeant!
[19:28] ---
    Fight, Natsumi-san!
[19:29] ---
    Do your best, Uncle!
[19:32] ---
    This will be a sight to behold!
[19:33] ---
    N-Natsumi...
[19:35] ---
    One more lemonade, 'kay?
[19:42] ---
    Ah! Nishizawa-san!
[19:43] ---
    F-Fuyu...
[19:47] ---
    Once again fainted!
[19:48] ---
    Here I come!
[19:51] ---
    Gero!
SIGN    Slow but Steady Wins the Race
[19:53] ---
    There!
[19:54] ---
    So there!
[19:56] ---
    Yaaa!
[20:07] ---
    Lady Natsumi!
[20:08] ---
    Stupid frog!
[20:10] ---
    Amazing! You two are amazing!
[20:19] ---
    Ah, Nishizawa-san!
SIGN    Men's
[20:26] ---
    Milady... It seems my strategy...
[20:30] ---
    ...is unnecessary.
SIGN    Men's
SIGN    Women's
[20:32] ---
    In the end, this game was never settled.
[20:37] ---
    And as for Momoka-chan...
[20:52] ---
    Gero gero.
[21:00] ---
    She was having strange dreams like these,
    but it seems she felt happy.
[21:08] ---
    Sis, aren't you going to settle
    your table-tennis match with Sarge?
[21:12] ---
    Ah, never mind that anymore.
[21:15] ---
    That only has meaning when you
    do it at hot springs, sir.
[21:20] ---
    Right?
[21:21] ---
    Right?
[21:22] ---
    Huh. So that's how it works?
[21:23] ---
    Right?
[21:26] ---
    Hot spring table-tennis. It is a separate sport
    from normal table-tennis.
[21:30] ---
    It looks like everyone got a little closer.
[21:37] [SONG] ---
    I worked so hard yesterday!
[21:37] [SONG] ---
    Kinou anna ni ganbatte
[21:45] [SONG] ---
    Today, I won't work hard at all.
[21:45] [SONG] ---
    Kyou wa zenzen ganbaranai
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    I'll put some cat ears on,
     and change my personality.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    Nekomimi tsukete kyara henkou
[21:56] [SONG] ---
    Dance with rage, and stamp my feet.
[21:56] [SONG] ---
    Jidanda funde odorimasu
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat! Kerocat!
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko Keroneko
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat tango!
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko no tango
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    In moderately high humidity,
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Shitsudo takame de
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    I'll stagger around.
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Chidoriashi
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat! Kerocat!
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko Keroneko
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat tango!
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko no tango
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Strategy meetings are snacktime.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Sakusen kaigi wa oyatsu taimu
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Kero kero kero. Kero!
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Kerokerokero ke~ro
[22:31] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat! Kerocat!
[22:31] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko Keroneko
[22:34] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat tango!
[22:34] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko no tango
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Without digging in my claws,
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Tsume o tatezu ni
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    I'll put together plastic models.
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    puramo kumitateru
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat! Kerocat!
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko Keroneko
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat tango!
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko no tango
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    Today's report:
    Nothing out of the ordinary.
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    Kyou no houkoku ijou nashi yo
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Kero kero kero. Kero!
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Kerokerokero Keero
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    Meoww!
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    nyaa
[23:07] ---
    It's Sergeant Keroro, sir!
[23:09] ---
    Long, long ago,
[23:10] ---
    there was an anime that dared to break out of
    its 2-part structure, and take on an 18-in-1,
[23:14] ---
    "30 Minutes of Gerogero."
SIGN    Keroro: Invasion with Kotatsu, Sir!
SIGN    Snug
[23:16] ---
    122 episodes have passed since then...
[23:20] ---
    Never mind that! Next time,
    commemorating our 196th episode,
[23:24] ---
    "It's Back! 30 Minutes of Gerogero, Sir!"
[23:28] ---
    A deluxe 13 parts, ish?
[23:30] ---
    So... how's that?
[23:31] ---
    Ge-Gero!