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E342 - Keroro: The Birth of a New Special Move, Sir! / Natsumi: The Hole Truth, Sir!

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[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
[00:11] [SONG] ---
    First we start by taking a break.
     Can't-be-bothered planet!
[00:11] [SONG] ---
    Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    We've got curry again tonight!
    Can't be bothered.
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    A good mother is healthy and absent.
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Today's rice is al dente!
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    What you say
    depends a lot on how you're feeling.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Kibun shidai de wari to
    iu koto ga chigatte'ru
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Let me do what I waaant!
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Suki ni saseroo
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    What's wrong with that?
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    Nani ga waruii
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Do your best three days after the fact!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Mikkago ni honki dase
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
    Can't be bothered.
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    The lights are yellow.
     Don't overdo it!
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    The color of not really trying...
    that's kinda nice!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    If it blows, you'll be late.
    If it rains, you'll get the day off.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
    ame ga futtara yasumi
[01:06] [SONG] ---
    Sometimes you need to lie.
    Here, your laws don't apply!
[01:06] [SONG] ---
    Uso mo houben Chigai houken
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    How long is this going on for?!
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    I'll beat the crap outta you!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
[01:32] ---
    Another peaceful day at the Hinata house.
[01:36] ---
    Gero gerori!
[01:38] ---
    Villain who obstructs our invasion!
[01:42] ---
    Give up!
[01:44] ---
    I'm sorry!
[01:44] ---
    A surrender,
SIGN    Apology Interview
[01:46] ---
    or an apology!
[01:48] ---
    Choose whichever you want, ma'am!
[01:52] ---
    I think I've got the hang of
    how to get out of those now.
[01:54] ---
    It really is important to get used to things.
[01:58] ---
    Okay, you stay there and
    reflect on what you did.
[02:00] ---
    Gero!
[02:05] ---
    What in blazes is he doing?
[02:07] ---
    He almost had Natchi beaten,
[02:10] ---
    but then she counterattacked, he says.
[02:12] ---
    Or, like, instant comeback?
[02:14] ---
    That's when you're meant
    to use your special move,
[02:16] ---
    and finish them off in one go!
[02:19] ---
    But I... I don't have any special moves...
[02:25] ---
    What?!
SIGN    You don't have a special move?!
[02:29] ---
    Keroro: The Birth of a New Special Move, Sir!
[02:35] ---
    You don't have a special move?
[02:37] ---
    You have known him this long,
    and you did not know that?
[02:40] ---
    Believe it or not, this guy is our leader,
    entrusted with the Keron Star!
[02:44] ---
    I simply assumed that he must have one.
[02:47] ---
    I... I've been reasonably good at
    everything since I was a child...
[02:51] ---
    I wasn't bad at whatever I tried,
[02:54] ---
    and everyone praised me...
    and that was all I wanted.
[02:57] ---
    And then one day I realized...
[03:00] ---
    I... didn't have any move that
    I could call special, sir.
SIGN    Gravely serious!!
[03:04] ---
    Gravely serious!
[03:07] ---
    B-But, I remember,
[03:08] ---
    you had that "Kinkin Keron Wave"
    you used once!
SIGN    Legendary Great Maneuver
SIGN    Kinkin
[03:12] ---
    That was less a special move, and more...
    something I just felt like doing.
SIGN    Kinkin Keron Wave
[03:16] ---
    Bah! Why don't you just think
    of something now, then?!
[03:19] ---
    Yes, Mr. Sergeant!
[03:21] ---
    It doesn't matter what it is, just think
    of anything that could be a special move!
[03:25] ---
    Anything?
[03:26] ---
    Like cleaning? Laundry? Making dinner?
[03:30] ---
    No!
[03:31] ---
    Don't you have any other skills?
    That could serve as a special move?!
[03:35] ---
    Oh! I do, sir!
[03:39] ---
    Painting!
SIGN    No
[03:40] ---
    No!
[03:42] ---
    Fine and delicate... work...
SIGN    No!
[03:45] ---
    No!
[03:48] ---
    Spinning Pencil Trinity!
[03:50] ---
    I-Impressive... but no!
SIGN    Impressive but no!!
[03:53] ---
    Then, uh...
[03:56] ---
    Beams from the eyes?
SIGN    That's it
[03:58] ---
    That's it!
[04:00] ---
    But anyone can do that.
[04:02] ---
    What? That was part of this series?
[04:04] ---
    What? You didn't know?
[04:06] ---
    It forms the basis for a special attack!
[04:09] ---
    Or, like, basic fitness?
[04:15] ---
    Try making a special attack
    based on "beams from the eyes"!
[04:20] ---
    Okay, here we go...
[04:22] ---
    Sergeant Keroro... Beam!
[04:30] ---
    Something like that?
[04:32] ---
    Why are you glaring at me so much?
[04:34] ---
    No reason...
[04:36] ---
    Private 2nd Class Tamama, how was it?
[04:38] ---
    W-Well, it was okay.
[04:41] ---
    Utterly terrible.
[04:43] ---
    A trifle disappointing, if I am honest.
[04:45] ---
    The effect was rank-amateur. Way too plain.
SIGN    Lynch Put-Downs, Part 1
[04:51] ---
    Or, like, over statement?
[04:53] ---
    You were producing too much CO2!
SIGN    Lynch Put-Downs, Part 2
[04:56] ---
    Or, like, ungreen methods?
[04:59] ---
    The name was la— I mean... kind of iffy?
SIGN    Lynch Put-Downs, Part 3
[05:03] ---
    Or, like, antique sounding?
[05:05] ---
    Too thin.
[05:06] ---
    If you're a man, shoot a wider beam!
SIGN    Lynch Put-Downs, Part 4
[05:09] ---
    Or, like, lacking firepower?
[05:12] ---
    Hey, come on... not lynch mobbing
    but lynch put-downs, huh...
[05:16] ---
    All right, I get it already!
[05:18] ---
    In that case,
[05:19] ---
    I'll create a special move
    that'll shut you all up, sir!
[05:23] ---
    Yeah!
[05:25] ---
    Yeah, looks good looks good!
[05:27] ---
    And you'll keep shooting out stars like that.
[05:30] ---
    But isn't it too flashy?
[05:31] ---
    Nah, you want it like this.
SIGN    More Flashy!
[05:33] ---
    More flashy!
SIGN    Special Move Name Dictionary
SIGN    Kojiyen
[05:36] ---
    Sincere Shaolin Fist EX!
[05:38] ---
    Or Dissemination Wave Motion Gun GZ!
[05:41] ---
    I think kanji plus letters
    makes it cool and classy,
[05:44] ---
    and really makes it feel like
    you own the special move!
[05:47] ---
    Kanji... letters...
SIGN    A kick-butt name!!
[05:50] ---
    A kick-butt name!
SIGN    Hybrid Eco-Friendly Kind to Pekopon
[05:54] ---
    Hybrids will bring harmony between
    people and nature to Pekopon.
SIGN    Kind to the Environment!
[06:01] ---
    Kind to the environment!
[06:04] ---
    Grit your eyes!
[06:05] ---
    Let your teeth do the talking!
[06:06] ---
    988 more!
SIGN    Stronger!!
[06:11] ---
    Stronger!
[06:12] ---
    Uncle!
[06:13] ---
    Please catch it!
[06:14] ---
    Or, like, martial training?
[06:21] ---
    Captain!
[06:22] ---
    Please stop! Commander!
[06:24] ---
    You're the commander!!
SIGN    Potato chips
[06:28] ---
    You need a mind of still and
    clear water to beat Natchi.
[06:34] ---
    Still and... clear... water...
[06:37] ---
    Yes.
[06:38] ---
    Meikyo-shisui refers to having
    a mind like an unclouded mirror:
[06:42] ---
    a mind like a silent, infinite
    expanse of flat water.
[06:54] ---
    My throat...
[06:59] ---
    E-E-Empty?
[07:01] ---
    No...
[07:03] ---
    No way! No way!
[07:21] ---
    I saw it.
[07:22] ---
    I saw it, sir!
[07:24] ---
    With a mind of still and clear water!
[07:31] ---
    I have...
[07:32] ---
    I have finally done it, sir...
[07:35] ---
    I've... been here before?
[07:41] ---
    There it is...
[07:41] ---
    Kanji plus letters, a kick-butt move name...
[07:44] ---
    Now I can...
[07:45] ---
    Now I can... Now I can!
[07:47] ---
    Lady Natsumi!!
[07:53] ---
    Sarge?
[07:54] ---
    What happened to you?
[07:55] ---
    Gero gero gero.
[07:57] ---
    After training upon training,
    I've finally obtained it, ma'am!
[08:01] ---
    T-Training?
[08:02] ---
    Obtained what?
[08:06] ---
    A special move, ma'am!
[08:09] ---
    Take this!
[08:10] ---
    Lady Natsumi!
[08:12] ---
    All right.
[08:13] ---
    Sis!
[08:16] ---
    It's at least better than being snuck up on.
[08:18] ---
    So get it over with, will you?
[08:21] ---
    So you think you're tough, little girl...
[08:23] ---
    Here I come.
[08:27] ---
    This hand of mine glows
    with an awesome power!
[08:30] ---
    Its burning grip tells me to defeat you!
[08:34] ---
    For the world, for all my kind, Sergeant Keroro
    will crush the evil ambitions of Lady Natsumi!
[08:41] ---
    If you don't fear the shine
    of this star, come at me!
[08:47] ---
    Observe! The dazzling rainbow
    of the Keron Star!
[08:55] ---
    Nailed that with gusto.
[08:57] ---
    I can hardly see Mr. Sergeant at all!
[09:01] ---
    Born on Keron, raised on Pekopon,
[09:04] ---
    this is my forbidden attack.
[09:07] ---
    Take this!
[09:09] ---
    Dangozaka SA!
SIGN    Dangozaka SA!!!
[09:14] ---
    Dangozaka...?!
[09:17] ---
    Mr. Sergeant, that is so cool!
[09:19] ---
    Visual effect's perfect, with added CG!
[09:24] ---
    CO2 is down by 25%!
[09:27] ---
    But... as to whether I should be
    standing by and allowing this to happen...
[09:32] ---
    No! Natsumi!
[09:34] ---
    Sis! Look out! Dodge it!
[09:37] ---
    Yes. Dodge it.
[09:39] ---
    Dodge it!
[09:41] ---
    Huh?
[09:42] ---
    Why aren't you dodging it?! Come on!
[09:47] ---
    I-It went around to the left!
[09:49] ---
    And then bent around and
    went to the other side?!
[09:58] ---
    Why...
SIGN    Huh... Come to think of it,
    wasn't I actually in quite a
    bit of danger there...?
[10:00] ---
    Why didn't you dodge it, ma'am?!
[10:03] ---
    You think it's coming straight at you,
[10:05] ---
    but then it suddenly bends off to the left,
[10:07] ---
    and then even goes behind you...
[10:10] ---
    If the opponent goes to the left,
[10:12] ---
    backwards,
[10:14] ---
    or even to the right,
[10:16] ---
    as long as they dodge it,
    it should always hit!
[10:18] ---
    How could you possibly have known, ma'am?!
[10:22] ---
    "Dangouzaka SA."
[10:24] ---
    Gero?!
[10:26] ---
    When we went out as a family once,
[10:29] ---
    we stopped by a place
    called that. I remember.
SIGN    Dangozaka Service Area
[10:33] ---
    Dangozaka Service Area.
[10:35] ---
    The ramp bends to the left, curves completely
    around, and connects to the opposite lane.
[10:40] ---
    There is the entrance to the greatest
    service area in all of Japan.
[10:45] ---
    A-And you figured out how it was
    going to move from that, ma'am?
[10:50] ---
    Well, you were there, too!
[10:52] ---
    Gero!
SIGN    Family Outing Saves Earth!
[10:54] ---
    Family Outing Saves Earth!
[10:58] ---
    I knew it would end like this.
[11:01] ---
    Don't put a hint in the name...
[11:04] ---
    Okay, so it's my turn now, right?
[11:06] ---
    Gero...
[11:08] ---
    Take thiiiiiiiiiis!
[11:11] ---
    All next week's chores, full time,
    please and thank you.
[11:14] ---
    It's no good... I can't dodge it...
[11:17] ---
    Yessir!
[11:19] ---
    Ma'am!
[11:24] ---
    After that, Sarge's special move...
[11:27] ---
    Sarge! A cockroach!!
[11:29] ---
    Leave it to me, sir!
[11:33] ---
    Dangozaka SA!!
[11:36] ---
    ...found some modest use.
[11:41] ---
    Stupid frog!
[11:43] ---
    Did you finish cleaning?
[11:45] ---
    Of...
[11:46] ---
    Of course, ma'am!
[11:51] ---
    Oh, no! I totally forgot!
[11:54] ---
    Oh, well, I'll just pretend like I did it!
[11:58] ---
    So you haven't done it.
[12:00] ---
    Gero!
[12:00] ---
    How did you know?
[12:02] ---
    Huh? You just said so.
[12:04] ---
    I did not, ma'am!
[12:07] ---
    But actually... I was thinking it...
[12:12] ---
    Lady Natsumi, don't tell me
    you can read my mind?
[12:15] ---
    Huh?
[12:20] ---
    No way!
[12:22] ---
    Gero gero gero.
[12:25] ---
    Ah, Giroro! Baked sweet potatoes?
[12:28] ---
    Yeah.
[12:30] ---
    Want one?
[12:34] ---
    Natsumi, have you gotten fat recently?
[12:37] ---
    Huh? What?
[12:39] ---
    I... I didn't say anything...
[12:41] ---
    You did! Something about me being fat!
[12:44] ---
    I...! I only...
    muttered that inside my mind...
[12:47] ---
    Uh, no, I mean, I said nothing!
[12:50] ---
    I said nothing!
[12:54] ---
    What's going on?
[12:56] ---
    The stupid frog and Giroro's
    inner voices leaked out to me?
[13:02] ---
    Natsumi: The Hole Truth, Sir!
[13:09] ---
    Look at that face!
[13:11] ---
    Lady Natsumi thinks that she
    can read our minds, sir!
[13:17] ---
    Huh? His mouth is closed,
    but I can hear his voice...
[13:17] ---
    Gero gero gero gero gero gero!
SIGN    Gero gero gero gero
[13:23] ---
    Gero gero gero gero gero gero!
[13:26] ---
    Huh? Is he...
[13:28] ---
    Yes! This is our Keron-style ventriloquism!
[13:31] ---
    Ventriloquism is speaking
    with your mouth closed,
SIGN    Ventriloquism
[13:34] ---
    to make it look like a doll
    or something is speaking...
[13:36] ---
    Yes!
[13:37] ---
    And what's more, in the Keron style,
    we really don't speak with our mouths,
[13:40] ---
    and we don't breathe, either!
[13:43] ---
    It is very difficult to learn!
[13:46] ---
    When you say you don't speak
    with your mouths, do you mean...
[13:48] ---
    Yeah, that's pretty much how it works.
SIGN    Ku ku ku ku ku ku
[13:53] ---
    I knew it.
[13:56] ---
    How does this tie in to our invasion plans?
[14:02] ---
    We will expose Pekopon's final line of defense,
    Hinata Natsumi, to our fake inner voices,
[14:08] ---
    and make her think that we are actually
    always being really considerate towards her,
[14:11] ---
    and when she lets her guard down
    that's when we'll invade all at once!
[14:15] ---
    Hmm, will it actually go that well?
[14:17] ---
    This Keron-style ventriloquism is perfect!
[14:20] ---
    I am sure that Natchi will fall right for it!
[14:24] ---
    Mm...
[14:31] ---
    Men! The crucial part is still ahead of us!
[14:33] ---
    Let's all give it our best shot, sir!
[14:36] ---
    Yeah!
[14:37] ---
    Okay!
[14:38] ---
    Yes.
[14:39] ---
    This is all to achieve my great ambition.
SIGN    ° This is a monologue.
[14:43] ---
    The rest of the platoon don't
    need to know that, though...
[14:48] ---
    I'll accompany you shopping today, ma'am!
[14:51] ---
    Huh?
[14:53] ---
    Dororo?
[14:55] ---
    Getting along well shopping?
[14:57] ---
    Even Dororo?
SIGN    Baba
[14:59] ---
    I think I really have become able
    to hear everyone's thoughts...
[15:04] ---
    Natsumi-dono?
[15:05] ---
    Ignored?
[15:06] ---
    Ah... She must have thought
    that was his inner voice...
[15:10] ---
    That's because you wear a stupid mask, sir.
[15:13] ---
    So mean!!
[15:20] ---
    Gero?!
SIGN    Safety First
SIGN    Gluten
SIGN    Construction
    Work
    Ongoing
[15:22] ---
    I am Space Detective 556!
[15:25] ---
    I've had enough of this job!
[15:29] ---
    Even 556-san's inner voice...
[15:32] ---
    It's unnatural that she can
    only hear 556's inner voice.
[15:36] ---
    Mr. Corporal, you are up!
[15:38] ---
    Wh-What?!
[15:39] ---
    Shhh!
SIGN    Safety First
SIGN    Gluten
SIGN    Construction
    Work
    Ongoing
[15:40] ---
    I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[15:43] ---
    I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[15:43] ---
    This is Lavie-san's inner voice?
[15:46] ---
    Gerohcrap.
[15:48] ---
    I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
SIGN    I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
[15:49] ---
    She's guaranteed to figure it out now!
[15:53] ---
    Lavie-san's inner voice is really boorish.
[15:58] ---
    She didn't figure it out, sir.
SIGN    Boorish
[16:00] ---
    Boorish...
SIGN    Supermarket Ooba
SIGN    Ooba
[16:07] ---
    Wow, that was a real shock...
[16:08] ---
    I could hear people
    all around the shop talking.
[16:11] ---
    Have I really become psychic or something?
[16:15] ---
    But... isn't that kind of amazing?
[16:20] ---
    Even if it is for the sake
    of tricking Natchi...
[16:23] ---
    I can't believe we had to play all
    the customers and the sales clerks...
[16:26] ---
    Not easy...
[16:30] ---
    Gero gerori.
[16:36] ---
    Excuse me! What are you
    fiddling around there for?
[16:39] ---
    Gero!
[16:40] ---
    N-Nothing, ma'am!
[16:44] ---
    It has gotten cold, after all, sir.
[16:46] ---
    I was holding Lady Natsumi's shoes
    close to me to warm them up, sir.
[16:51] ---
    This is about all I can do as a
    gesture of how thankful I am.
[16:57] ---
    Mr. Sergeant has been
    doing that all morning.
[17:01] ---
    Tamama's inner voice, too?
[17:02] ---
    But I cannot tell her that.
[17:04] ---
    It was an order from Mr. Sergeant, so Natchi
    does not have to think about these things.
SIGN    Tamama is not sad, the ventriloquism is just very hard.
[17:10] ---
    Stupid frog...
[17:12] ---
    Are you... being considerate to me?
[17:16] ---
    Bingo!
[17:19] ---
    Lady Natsumi!
[17:21] ---
    The bath is ready, ma'am!
[17:23] ---
    Okay.
[17:27] ---
    After all, I do want to give
    the first bath to Lady Natsumi.
[17:32] ---
    As thanks for all she does for me.
[17:35] ---
    Oh, stupid frog,
    you can go in first if you want.
SIGN    Bingo...
[17:38] ---
    Bingo!
[17:42] ---
    Time to eat!
SIGN    Staaaaare
[17:44] ---
    Is something wrong?
[17:47] ---
    Ah, it's nothing, ma'am!
[17:50] ---
    It's probably just coincidence.
[17:51] ---
    That one was a little bigger...
[17:54] ---
    I'm glad, though.
[17:56] ---
    I'm always causing trouble for Lady Natsumi.
[17:58] ---
    She should have the slightly larger one...
[18:00] ---
    Here.
[18:02] ---
    I cut this one a little bigger.
[18:06] ---
    I'm on a diet right now.
[18:08] ---
    Bingo!
[18:10] ---
    I really changed my view on the stupid frog!
[18:13] ---
    Huh, really?
[18:14] ---
    If that's what he's thinking,
    I have to treat him a little better!
[18:19] ---
    The time is ripe, sir.
[18:23] ---
    Well, Lady Natsumi! This year's
    almost over, isn't it, ma'am?
SIGN    Gunpla Latest Catalog!
[18:36] ---
    Ah... December 9th is my birthday.
SIGN    Gunpla Latest Catalog!
[18:41] ---
    But everyone always forgets, after all, sir.
[18:45] ---
    I guess I'll celebrate it privately
    like usual, sir.
[18:48] ---
    All alone.
[18:49] ---
    Oh, by the way, stupid frog,
    wasn't it your birthday soon?
[18:53] ---
    Gero.
[18:54] ---
    She fell for it!
SIGN    Gunpla Latest Catalog!
[18:55] ---
    Well, yes...
[18:58] ---
    Lady Natsumi remembered!
    That makes me happy.
[19:01] ---
    Maybe she'll have a present
    for me... yeah, right!
SIGN    Gunpla Latest Catalog!
[19:07] ---
    Is that a Gundam model catalog?
[19:11] ---
    Let me see?
[19:13] ---
    It's working!!
[19:14] ---
    Now don't look back!
SIGN    Gunpla Latest Catalog!
[19:16] ---
    What?! Surely Lady Natsumi isn't
    thinking about giving me a present?!
[19:20] ---
    How kind she is!
[19:21] ---
    A goddess!
[19:24] ---
    If Lady Natsumi would get me
    a Gundam model,
[19:26] ---
    I wouldn't even care if
    I got one I already had!
[19:28] ---
    Requesting anything would be boorish,
    discourteous, uncouth in the extreme!
[19:32] ---
    Which do you want, stupid frog?
[19:35] ---
    Which do you want, stupid frog?
SIGN    HERE WE GO!!
[19:37] ---
    Here we go!!
[19:40] ---
    I stand here on the shoulders of my subordinates,
     deceived with a fake invasion plan!
SIGN    Cobra Gundam
[19:44] ---
    Tricking my natural enemy Lady Natsumi
[19:44] ---
    Stupid frog, stupid frog, please accept this.
[19:46] ---
    into buying me an MG Cobra Gundam
    as a birthday present!
[19:47] ---
    Please accept this MG Cobra Gundam.
SIGN    Gunpla Latest Catalog!
[19:51] ---
    Oh... I couldn't say...
[19:54] ---
    Oh, I so want to say my request out loud!
[19:59] ---
    I want the MG Cobra Gundam!
[20:02] ---
    But I could never be so bold...
[20:06] ---
    No matter how much I want it,
    I could never ask her...
[20:11] ---
    MG Cobra Gundam, huh...
[20:14] ---
    MG Cobra Gundam?
[20:16] ---
    Yes! MG Cob—
[20:18] ---
    Wha?! Master Fuyuki?!
[20:20] ---
    I... I didn't say anything, sir...
[20:23] ---
    Yeah.
[20:24] ---
    You're really good, Sarge! At ventriloquism!
[20:27] ---
    Gero?!
[20:28] ---
    Ventriloquism?
[20:29] ---
    Teach me, too!
[20:31] ---
    Ahh, this, isn't...
SIGN    I'm not doing any ventriloquism, sir!
[20:33] ---
    I'm not doing any ventriloquism, sir!
SIGN    Ah!
[20:37] ---
    You really are good.
[20:39] ---
    I can hear your voice, even though
    your mouth isn't moving at all.
[20:43] ---
    Master Fuyuki, please!
[20:46] ---
    Gero.
[20:46] ---
    So the inner voice thing was a lie.
[20:49] ---
    I almost fell right for
    buying you a Gundam model!
[20:52] ---
    Ahh, my catalog...
[20:54] ---
    Now I see.
[20:57] ---
    You even tricked us into thinking
    it was an invasion plan...
[20:59] ---
    ...but you were actually
    after Gundam models, huh?
[21:01] ---
    You're a little-minded man!
[21:04] ---
    So mean, Keroro-kun...
[21:08] ---
    Stupid frog.
[21:10] ---
    Erk!
[21:11] ---
    I'll let you hear my inner voice.
[21:15] ---
    One week before your birthday,
[21:17] ---
    December 2nd, is my birthday.
[21:20] ---
    Now...
[21:21] ---
    ...why don't I get him to put
    on a big celebration?!
[21:24] ---
    As thanks for all the constant hard work!
[21:33] ---
    Gero!!
[21:38] ---
    A few days later,
[21:40] ---
    a gorgeous birthday party
    was held for Natsumi-chan.
[21:44] ---
    As for Sarge's birthday party,
    on the other hand...
SIGN    I'm sorry...
[21:48] ---
    I'm sorry...
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Ume!
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Plums!
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Choko!
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Choccies!
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Gumi!
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Gummies!
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Tsukemono!
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Pickles!
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Stick it on. Stick it on.
    Stick it on. Stick it on.
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Forward march,
    and carry all of this stuff, as well.
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
[22:11] [SONG] ---
    Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
[22:11] [SONG] ---
    Heppoko heppiri hacchira
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Yes, sir!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Iessaa
[22:14] [SONG] ---
    If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
[22:14] [SONG] ---
    Sumanai koto suru na yo
[22:18] [SONG] ---
    Watch out for the
    village of swindlers and cheats.
[22:18] [SONG] ---
    Yamashi no sato abunai
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Go, go, to the edges of the land.
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Yuke yuke chi no hate e
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    A first-in-history feat of speed.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    You can master it, sir.
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Train for it in the afternoon.
    (Nooo, not in the morning.)
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Kanran guruguru Joudeki
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    O-naka ga hette wa make desu
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Yoroshiku suimin
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Kanran guruguru Joudeki
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    O-naka ga hette wa make desu
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Yoroshiku suimin
[23:15] [SONG] ---
    She's stuck on me!
[23:15] [SONG] ---
    Kuttsuichatta
SIGN    HERE WE GOOO!!!
[23:22] ---
    Gara gara gara!
[23:24] ---
    I'm the Keronians' mortal enemy, Viper, gara!
[23:27] ---
    What's gonna pop out of the gara-gara-pon,
[23:30] ---
    gara gara pon pon gara pon pon!
[23:32] ---
    Which is the winning one? Nobody knows!
[23:34] ---
    Never mind that!
[23:36] ---
    Fire up the engines of your heart!
[23:38] ---
    "556, Space Sheriff, Sir!"
[23:41] ---
    "Leave it to Lavie, Sir!"
[23:44] ---
    These two stories! How's that?
[23:47] ---
    Ge-Gero!